Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jun 13, 2011 20:02:33 GMT -5
Vinegar: I’m Nicholas Vinegar welcoming you all too what may be the greatest edition of UGWC Synergy ever…don’t you agree Jay?
Covert Jay glares at Nick and shakes his head…in a ninjatastic way of course.
Vinegar: What about you Hans?
Hans glares as well though accompanies that by yelling something inaudible.
Vinegar: Yes that’s right ladies and gentlemen watching this broadcast stream into your bedrooms on your computer instead of the usual Chris Austin porn tonight Hans and Jay do not have headsets. Meaning that tonight you can count on actually hearing what’s going on in the ring. No Ninja’s, no fawning over Gabrielle, no calling Jet Somers crazy or praising the HRD. We are just a week removed from the extravaganza that was Wrestlestock and we have a great night of matches in store tonight; Kyle Tacker vs. Enigma, the HRD tandem of Pierce and Gabby vs. Somers and Fernandez. There’s a rematch between the two men who ended the final match of Wrestlestock when the world champion Tyvola and Donovan Hastings go against each other with no cattle prods in sight. Then the group that closed Wrestlestock standing above the fallen Tyvola; the Vicious Kind attempt to end the reign of the Thames Valley hit Squad…but first we start off with Prince Rudo making his debut against the returning Robert Montana.
*Coming Undone.
Vinegar: The fans here cheering for the return of Robert Montana, who has had a tough life.
As Jay searches frantically for a headset Hans sighs and slumps his head down into his hands, disgusted by Nick doing a solo broadcast. The lights then darken as Robert appears, and fireworks begin to blaze left and right he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring where the music stops.
Dennis: Introducing first from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 235 pounds please welcome back ROOOOOBBBBERRRTTT MOOOOOOOOOONNNTAAAAAANNNAAAAAAA!!!
Vinegar: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Robert in the ring and from the teasers we’ve seen from his opponent it won’t be an easy welcome back.
*Power.
The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute.
Dennis: And his opponent, making his UGWC debut from The Darkness and weighing 205 pounds PRIIIIINCEEEE RUUUUUUDOOOOOOOO!
He then whips around with a flourish and stalks down the ramp, avoiding the outreached hands of the crowd as if they were lepers. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle and surveys the arena. He sheds his coat and waits on the buckle until the bell rings…
Vinegar: The debut of Prince Rudo has been eagerly anticipated since news first broke of his signing and we are just moments away from that match.
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Lieberjosch: Huttah!
Vinegar: What? No!
Covert Jay: My ninja prowess found our headsets.
Lieberjosch: And Hans does the job that Vinegar is not capable of doing as he announces that Rudo and Montana lock up in the center of the ring with Robert getting the upper hand and pushing the prince into the corner.
Vinegar: It was going to be perfect.
Lieberjosch: Montana now stomping away at Rudo before Hazel steps in to admonish Montana.
Vinegar: Sigh.
Lieberjosch: Rudo back to his feet quickly and explodes out of the corner taking Robert down with a lariat and now simply laying into him with right hands.
Covert Jay: Ninja machine gun punches.
Vinegar: Oh god…why?
Lieberjosch: Montana using the opportunity to get back to his feet as Hazel telling Rudo not to use so many closed fists. Rudo though one step ahead and takes Montana down with a flapjack.
East: 1
2
Lieberjosch: Montana kicks out but the second he gets to his feet he’s taken back down with a neckbreaker.
Covert Jay: Ninja Rudo is just too quick.
Lieberjosch: The Prince now just rubbing his opponents face into the ground, humiliating him before dragging him to his feet and then simply snapmaring him to the ground.
Covert Jay: Ninja is just toying with him.
Lieberjosch: Indeed he is. Rudo easily taking him back down with a back suplex and now just stomping away…Robert may have returned to early it seems. The Lord of the Realm cares not though as he drops a leg across his throat and now locks him in a dragon sleeper.
Vinegar: How did you two find them?
Covert Jay: Ninja prowess I told you Nick.
Lieberjosch: You need too listen Nick. Montana manages to get to the ropes quickly though and breaks the attempted submission hold but the second he gets to his feet he is met with an Argentine Neckbreaker knowna s the Rudo Awakening!
East: 1
2
Lieberjosch: Montana only just gets his shoulder up, though with how this match is going that may not have been wise. Rudo got him up for a suplex but sets him up on the top rope instead…he must have the Great Terrible Eye in mind.
Vinegar: How do you know the names of his moves.
Covert Jay; While you were hiding our headsets we were doing research.
Vinegar: You mean I’m the childish and annoying one right now and you two are the professionals?
Covert Jay: Yep!
Lieberjosch: Look at this though Montana fighting back and he pushes Rudo away now coming off the top rope for a crossbody.
Covert Jay: Mid-air ninja Masterplan.
Lieberjosch: All of Montana’s weight coming down face first on the knee on Prince Rudo.
East: 1
2
3!
Lieberjosch: Prince Rudo with an impressive debut win here tonight.
Vinegar: The returning Robert Montana was simply outclassed here in this match and now hopefully as its over things at the commentary desk can return to normal.
Dennis: Here is your winner The Puppetmaster PRINCEEEE RUUUUUUDDOOOOOO!
Lieberjosch: You have to admit, that was an impressive debut for Prince Rudo.
Covert Jay: You don't control me!
Vinegar: Rudo now perched over the unconscious body of Robert Montana, peering down at him.
Lieberjosch: Well besides being royalty, Rudo is also a scholar. He's probably taking this opportunity to study Montana up close and gather information that may come in handy if they cross paths again. That's sound strategy, if you ask me.
Covert Jay: No one did. No one ever does.
Vinegar: The Prince is now gesturing to ring announcer Mitchell Dennis for the microphone, but his gaze never leaves Montana.
Rudo: We are going to skip the formalities because quite frankly we are not and will never be on a name by name basis. I simply wanted to use this moment to better your miserable lives by telling you a story. Your people have occasionally been able to create worthwhile pieces of literature, and this evening has reminded me of one in particular. Now, this story can be found in a book, that's a collection of words imprinted upon paper and bound together. You may be surprised to learn that books have existed thousands of years before they could be swiped across on your phone. And I realize that the act of physically lifting and flipping real pages can be taxing on atrophied muscles, so I will do you the service this evening of summarizing the story.
Covert Jay: I only read books about ninjas.
Vinegar: Rudo slowly rising to his feet now, and pulling Montana by the hair as he does so.
Rudo: The book is called Don Quixote. It is about an old man. A worthless, feeble, old man. A worthless, foolish, feeble old man who comes to believe that he is actually a hero. And he extricates himself from the loneliness that he had been so deservedly exiled to in order to rejoin the modern world and fight for what is right.
Lieberjosch: Prince Rudo is being very considerate right now, he's helping Montana get to the ring ropes.
Vinegar: He's dragging him by the hair, total disrespect being shown to the returning Fierce Warrior.
Covert Jay: The ninja was history's fiercest warrior, little known fact.
Rudo: The problem was, Don Quixote was not a hero. He was a delusional old man who didn't have the decency to accept his own uselessness. The reality of the situation was that he was a useless, feeble, out of place creature that deserved to be forgotten. You may see where I'm going with this. And the only monsters that he could defeat were merely the figments of his imagination. When he thought he was smiting giants, they were only windmills.
Lieberjosch: See, Nicholas, you were judging Prince Rudo too harshly. He has helped Mr. Montana to the edge of the apron and now he is peacefully leaving the ring
Rudo: But, that's the thing about monsters. They are created. Even in the real world, a monster can only exist if it is being feared. So anything could be made into a monster. Some of you may already be thinking me a monster, because you see my mask or hear my words, and they aren't how you look or how you talk, so to you I am different, to you I am a monster.
Vinegar: He's hooking an arm under Montana's head, what's he thinking?
Lieberjosch: Maybe he is supporting Robert's neck, in case he had a potential injury. Are you not paying attention to what the Prince is saying? You are villifying him for nothing, just like these people.
Rudo: Do not fear me for how I look or how I sound. If you are going to fear me, fear me for what....I....do.
Covert Jay: THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE EYE!
Vinegar: A spike DDT from the apron to the arena floor! What do you have to say about that?
Lieberjosch: You're allowed to be right every so often, it doesn't impress me.
Vinegar: Rudo finally leaving the ringside area, but Robert Montana is not moving folks.
Covert Jay: Call out the meat wagon, we have a man down!
Lieberjosch: And the night's just getting started.
Covert Jay glares at Nick and shakes his head…in a ninjatastic way of course.
Vinegar: What about you Hans?
Hans glares as well though accompanies that by yelling something inaudible.
Vinegar: Yes that’s right ladies and gentlemen watching this broadcast stream into your bedrooms on your computer instead of the usual Chris Austin porn tonight Hans and Jay do not have headsets. Meaning that tonight you can count on actually hearing what’s going on in the ring. No Ninja’s, no fawning over Gabrielle, no calling Jet Somers crazy or praising the HRD. We are just a week removed from the extravaganza that was Wrestlestock and we have a great night of matches in store tonight; Kyle Tacker vs. Enigma, the HRD tandem of Pierce and Gabby vs. Somers and Fernandez. There’s a rematch between the two men who ended the final match of Wrestlestock when the world champion Tyvola and Donovan Hastings go against each other with no cattle prods in sight. Then the group that closed Wrestlestock standing above the fallen Tyvola; the Vicious Kind attempt to end the reign of the Thames Valley hit Squad…but first we start off with Prince Rudo making his debut against the returning Robert Montana.
*Coming Undone.
Vinegar: The fans here cheering for the return of Robert Montana, who has had a tough life.
As Jay searches frantically for a headset Hans sighs and slumps his head down into his hands, disgusted by Nick doing a solo broadcast. The lights then darken as Robert appears, and fireworks begin to blaze left and right he begins to walk down the ramp very swiftly the spotlight following him along the way, making his way to the ring waving at fans and putting out his hand for the fans to touch, he jumps into the ring where the music stops.
Dennis: Introducing first from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 235 pounds please welcome back ROOOOOBBBBERRRTTT MOOOOOOOOOONNNTAAAAAANNNAAAAAAA!!!
Vinegar: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Robert in the ring and from the teasers we’ve seen from his opponent it won’t be an easy welcome back.
*Power.
The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute.
Dennis: And his opponent, making his UGWC debut from The Darkness and weighing 205 pounds PRIIIIINCEEEE RUUUUUUDOOOOOOOO!
He then whips around with a flourish and stalks down the ramp, avoiding the outreached hands of the crowd as if they were lepers. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle and surveys the arena. He sheds his coat and waits on the buckle until the bell rings…
Vinegar: The debut of Prince Rudo has been eagerly anticipated since news first broke of his signing and we are just moments away from that match.
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Lieberjosch: Huttah!
Vinegar: What? No!
Covert Jay: My ninja prowess found our headsets.
Lieberjosch: And Hans does the job that Vinegar is not capable of doing as he announces that Rudo and Montana lock up in the center of the ring with Robert getting the upper hand and pushing the prince into the corner.
Vinegar: It was going to be perfect.
Lieberjosch: Montana now stomping away at Rudo before Hazel steps in to admonish Montana.
Vinegar: Sigh.
Lieberjosch: Rudo back to his feet quickly and explodes out of the corner taking Robert down with a lariat and now simply laying into him with right hands.
Covert Jay: Ninja machine gun punches.
Vinegar: Oh god…why?
Lieberjosch: Montana using the opportunity to get back to his feet as Hazel telling Rudo not to use so many closed fists. Rudo though one step ahead and takes Montana down with a flapjack.
East: 1
2
Lieberjosch: Montana kicks out but the second he gets to his feet he’s taken back down with a neckbreaker.
Covert Jay: Ninja Rudo is just too quick.
Lieberjosch: The Prince now just rubbing his opponents face into the ground, humiliating him before dragging him to his feet and then simply snapmaring him to the ground.
Covert Jay: Ninja is just toying with him.
Lieberjosch: Indeed he is. Rudo easily taking him back down with a back suplex and now just stomping away…Robert may have returned to early it seems. The Lord of the Realm cares not though as he drops a leg across his throat and now locks him in a dragon sleeper.
Vinegar: How did you two find them?
Covert Jay: Ninja prowess I told you Nick.
Lieberjosch: You need too listen Nick. Montana manages to get to the ropes quickly though and breaks the attempted submission hold but the second he gets to his feet he is met with an Argentine Neckbreaker knowna s the Rudo Awakening!
East: 1
2
Lieberjosch: Montana only just gets his shoulder up, though with how this match is going that may not have been wise. Rudo got him up for a suplex but sets him up on the top rope instead…he must have the Great Terrible Eye in mind.
Vinegar: How do you know the names of his moves.
Covert Jay; While you were hiding our headsets we were doing research.
Vinegar: You mean I’m the childish and annoying one right now and you two are the professionals?
Covert Jay: Yep!
Lieberjosch: Look at this though Montana fighting back and he pushes Rudo away now coming off the top rope for a crossbody.
Covert Jay: Mid-air ninja Masterplan.
Lieberjosch: All of Montana’s weight coming down face first on the knee on Prince Rudo.
East: 1
2
3!
Lieberjosch: Prince Rudo with an impressive debut win here tonight.
Vinegar: The returning Robert Montana was simply outclassed here in this match and now hopefully as its over things at the commentary desk can return to normal.
Dennis: Here is your winner The Puppetmaster PRINCEEEE RUUUUUUDDOOOOOO!
Lieberjosch: You have to admit, that was an impressive debut for Prince Rudo.
Covert Jay: You don't control me!
Vinegar: Rudo now perched over the unconscious body of Robert Montana, peering down at him.
Lieberjosch: Well besides being royalty, Rudo is also a scholar. He's probably taking this opportunity to study Montana up close and gather information that may come in handy if they cross paths again. That's sound strategy, if you ask me.
Covert Jay: No one did. No one ever does.
Vinegar: The Prince is now gesturing to ring announcer Mitchell Dennis for the microphone, but his gaze never leaves Montana.
Rudo: We are going to skip the formalities because quite frankly we are not and will never be on a name by name basis. I simply wanted to use this moment to better your miserable lives by telling you a story. Your people have occasionally been able to create worthwhile pieces of literature, and this evening has reminded me of one in particular. Now, this story can be found in a book, that's a collection of words imprinted upon paper and bound together. You may be surprised to learn that books have existed thousands of years before they could be swiped across on your phone. And I realize that the act of physically lifting and flipping real pages can be taxing on atrophied muscles, so I will do you the service this evening of summarizing the story.
Covert Jay: I only read books about ninjas.
Vinegar: Rudo slowly rising to his feet now, and pulling Montana by the hair as he does so.
Rudo: The book is called Don Quixote. It is about an old man. A worthless, feeble, old man. A worthless, foolish, feeble old man who comes to believe that he is actually a hero. And he extricates himself from the loneliness that he had been so deservedly exiled to in order to rejoin the modern world and fight for what is right.
Lieberjosch: Prince Rudo is being very considerate right now, he's helping Montana get to the ring ropes.
Vinegar: He's dragging him by the hair, total disrespect being shown to the returning Fierce Warrior.
Covert Jay: The ninja was history's fiercest warrior, little known fact.
Rudo: The problem was, Don Quixote was not a hero. He was a delusional old man who didn't have the decency to accept his own uselessness. The reality of the situation was that he was a useless, feeble, out of place creature that deserved to be forgotten. You may see where I'm going with this. And the only monsters that he could defeat were merely the figments of his imagination. When he thought he was smiting giants, they were only windmills.
Lieberjosch: See, Nicholas, you were judging Prince Rudo too harshly. He has helped Mr. Montana to the edge of the apron and now he is peacefully leaving the ring
Rudo: But, that's the thing about monsters. They are created. Even in the real world, a monster can only exist if it is being feared. So anything could be made into a monster. Some of you may already be thinking me a monster, because you see my mask or hear my words, and they aren't how you look or how you talk, so to you I am different, to you I am a monster.
Vinegar: He's hooking an arm under Montana's head, what's he thinking?
Lieberjosch: Maybe he is supporting Robert's neck, in case he had a potential injury. Are you not paying attention to what the Prince is saying? You are villifying him for nothing, just like these people.
Rudo: Do not fear me for how I look or how I sound. If you are going to fear me, fear me for what....I....do.
Covert Jay: THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE EYE!
Vinegar: A spike DDT from the apron to the arena floor! What do you have to say about that?
Lieberjosch: You're allowed to be right every so often, it doesn't impress me.
Vinegar: Rudo finally leaving the ringside area, but Robert Montana is not moving folks.
Covert Jay: Call out the meat wagon, we have a man down!
Lieberjosch: And the night's just getting started.