Synergy #40 Results - June 20, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to yet another live streaming edition of Synergy!

Covert Jay: HUTTAH!

Lieberjosch: The pressure is starting to build toward In Your Hands as...

The GlobalTron comes to life, cutting the good doctor short with the sound of the needle of a record player suddenly screeching across an old vinyl. We are treated to what looks like a super-sized version of a Facebook page layout, but the shot quickly zooms in to the profile photo, and before we can even register the name at the top of the page, the face of Pepper Phoenix fills the entire GlobalTron.

Phoenix: An to celebrate that event, Doctor Liberjosch, I've decided to take my fate into my own hands!

Vinegar: Wha...?

Phoenix: Simply put, after the prized photo of Boss P and Gabrielle Montgomery was stolen from me and exploited all over the web, I knew my ticket to employment with this fine company had been cashed prematurely by some other no name entrepenuer, so the need to thrust myself into the limelight my own way became apparant. Therefore, the traditional pre-show card rundown will be In My Hands!

Lieberjosch: Shenanigans! Someone get Director Ooley on the phone.

Vinegar: I'm actually interested to see this...

Phoenix: The action begins with Robert Montana, famed half-asser, teaming with Chris Peterson, famed grab-asser from the Dragon's Cave Army, against the mysterious Prince Rudo and, for whatever reason, Paul Cockatoo. Rumours are nearly 100% that Paul Cockatoo's status on the roster has been officially filed as 'place-holder' for when the Consortium simply needs to fill a spot while everyone else is busy.

Lieberjosch: Outrage! He can't just badmouth good employees like that!

Vinegar: You do it every week.

Lieberjosch: Jay, he's infringing on our jobs, you're with me, right?

Covert Jay: ...

Phoenix: Nevertheless, odds have it that Rudo will be dealing out concussions left and right whether Cockatoo contributes at all. This one goes home to a celebration with The Circle Jerk! Next up we'll see a man who has had as many shots at the Chaos Championship as Medos and Kyle Tacker take on the champion Natural Born Killer, but the question buzzing the forums isn't who will win, but how long before St. Jimmy disappears like his predecessors!

Vinegar: That's actually a good question.

Phoenix: Three factions face off as Duncan Ryder, Alan Fernandez, and Marek Daisuke battle it out in Triple Threat action. All the talk about the Talk is his current fascination with the man who dressed as Firestar last summer, but the true analysts, like me, are simply noticing how all three of these men were footnotes not long ago, and are suddenly the most interesting draws on the show. How did this happen? Has Donovan Hastings become that passé? Are Tyvola's constant grapings desensitizing viewers? Has TPT gone off the air?

Covert Jay: ... he's... pretty good.

Lieberjosch: Atrocity! He'd better not be getting paid for this!

Phoenix: The triple threat action continues as Lord Hastings takes on JK and Gabrielle in a match in which JK will have as little relevance as a Declan Prescott promo. Expect Calypso's involvement to be... inevitable.

Vinegar: God, he's got better writers than we do.

Vinegar looks into the camera.

Phoenix: And finally, our main event. Tyvirus, your Heavyweight Champion, will face Jet "I'd rather be Cosplaying" Somers in what is sure to be a battle long into the night, as the two most stubborn and off-balance men on the payroll go head to head. The result? Jet Somers takes off his dress and gets GRAPED!

Lieberjosch: Anarch... hey that was actually pretty funny.

The feed cuts suddenly to the Globaltron.

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm getting word that the Consortium has located the source of the interference and has interrupted the transfer, so let's get on with the show!!!

Covert Jay: Um... huttah.

Liberjosch: ...

Vinegar: And Prince Rudo has already made it to the ring, as has Chris Peterson,

Covert Jay: Where are their partners?

Lieberjosch: Never mind that, are we seriously not going to show the entrance of royalty, because of Pepper Phoenix? That's probably a treasonable offence.

Vinegar: Well it's an apt late welcome to UGWC, sometimes things don't run smoothley, Rudo will have to get used to that.

Covert Jay: You're telling me, I'm writing this shit whilst in the car.

Vinegar: Huh?

Covert Jay: Long story, match writing drop outs, and vacation confusions came together and created the perfect storm to prohibit well planned match writing.

Lieberjosch: Has he taken his pills?

Vinegar: I have no idea, but more relevantly no one seems to know where either Rudo or Chris Peterson's Cooperative Partners for the night are.

Lieberjosch: Hold on, there's Paul Cockatoo, rushing to the ring and holding has hands up apologising for his lateness.

Vinegar: But as he nears the ring he sees that Montana too hasn't turned up yet either, and his face turns into a scowl and he waves to Rudo and Peterson to carry on, and he just turns and walks up the ramp...a strange set of events unfolding here.

Lieberjosch: Seems we're going to have a meaningful one on one match rather than an inexplicable mixed bag cooperative match.

Vinegar: Both Rudo and Peterson seem more than happy with how this has worked out, Rudo straightening that strange form and Peterson's eyes narrowing.

DING!

Vinegar: And this almost impromptu match is underway, and both men tie up straight away.

Lieberjosch: Both men are showing talent in the technical side, each reversing wristlock's, headlocks, arm-drags and other well executed moves, until they end up back on their feet facing one another. Rudo with a small tilt of his head and then a small acknowledging nod, before he goes back in...

Vinegar: Peterson showing less respect to the self proclaimed Prince, and raises a knee at the opportune moment sending Rudo reeling back, giving Chris the chance to sweep his legs from underneath him, before running the ropes and then dropping an elbow.

Covert Jay: We do apologise if the Entertainment Professionals in this match up do not reflect their roster bio's and move sets, this information is unavailable to us at this time.

Vinegar: Uh?

Lieberjosch: Rudo back on his feet and Peterson now makes another move, but Rudo sidesteps and manages to hit a sidewalk slam, and then locks in a headlock.

Vinegar: It's a choke.

Lieberjosch: Royalty do NOT choke.

Vinegar: Even the referee agree's with me...

Covert Jay: That name is also unavailable to us.

Lieberjosch: Rudo is looking confused and rightly so, how dare a lowly being such as the referee tell him what is right or wrong. Maybe Lord Donovan has a point, there is an endemic in the officiating population.

Vinegar: Peterson sees another opportunity and he rolls the Prince up from behind....



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Vinegar: No he kicks out...

Covert Jay: My Ninja senses tell me somethings going on backstage.

Lieberjosch: That's Montana's dressing room, and thats Paul Cockatoo...waltzing in without even knocking.

Vinegar: And he's caught Montana literally with his trousers down.

Cockatoo: This is why you wern't there for our match? Weak man, real weak.

Montana looks from side to side, and with genuine surprise responds.

Montana: The show's tonight?

Lieberjosch: OK, I've never seen that side of Cockatoo before.

Vinegar: Cockatoo not happy with Montana's response and he just scowls before spearing him into his TV Cabinet, glass and wood splinters everywhere as Montana lays crumpled on the floor.

Cockatoo: Next time we have a match, you show up, ok?

Montana just slumps further to the floor.

Cockatoo: I'll take that as a yes.

Vinegar: Cockatoo strides out of Montana's locker room...

Covert Jay: That...that....was badass.

Vinegar: it was Paul Cockatoo....

Covert Jay: I know, who knew?

Vinegar: Anyway, inside the ring after the close count Rudo has clearly taken offence to Peterson's attempt to defeat him and has taken control of the match whilst Cockatoo went on an unfamiliar rage, it's possible all the stress regarding JK has altered his patience.

Lieberjosch: Peterson is now testing the Prince's patience by elbowing him in the face and averting an attempted atomic drop, Owen's grandson now running the ropes...but Rdo dodges a clothesline and manages to trip Peterson up, and Chris falls to one Knee....

Vinegar: Rudo with a quick turn of speed, runs the ropes and launches himself at Peterson.....

Covert Jay: SHHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNIIIIINNNGGGGG WIIIIIZZZZAAAAAARRRRRDDDD!

Lieberjosch: Rudo going for the cover now...



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Vinegar: Peterson get's his foot on the rope, and Rudo is now incredulous, he screams at the ref to declare him the rightful winner.

Lieberjosch: Well he's clearly demonstrated who the superior athlete is, in many ways our time, and more importantly his regal time, is being wasted by allowing this contest to run any longer.

Vinegar: And he seems to be telling the ref those exact thoughts, but I have a feeling he's not listening.

Lieberjosch: it's endemic, it's not just Owen.

Vinegar: But Chris Peterson was listening, and he comes up behind....SWINGING NECKBREAKER!







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Dennis: hey guys, nice to see ya....Here is your winner.....CHHHHRRRRIIIISSSS PPPPETTTTERRRSSSSOOOOONNN!!!

Vinegar: Chris Peterson following up his landmark victory against Lord Donovan Hastings at WrestleStock with a win against a Prince.

Lieberjosch: That is a tragedy.

Vinegar: Well if Rudo had spent more time finishing off what he felt he had defeated, rather than arguing with the officials he may not have lost that one.

Lieberjosch: In my mind he's still a winner.

Vinegar: The Chaos title will be defended next.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome back to UGWC Synergy, as we’ve got a title match up next!

Lieberjosch: Last week Enigma won the right to challenge for the Chaos Championship, he receives that match right now!

Covert Jay: But if he plans on winning it, he’ll have to overcome the most dangerous rumor, that he’s never heard!

"St. Jimmy" hits the speakers hard as the thousands of UGWC fans start cheering loudly for the 'Saint of Chaos'. Fire leads out in front of the entrance way, and as Billie Joe begins singing 'St. Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway' we notice an archway form through the flames. Tre Cool counts of the '1 2 3 4, as St. Jimmy sprints out through the archway to the appreciation of the fans. He raises his arms as pyros explode from the turnbuckles in the ring. He marches down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans. As he nears the ring, he breaks out into a sprint, before leaping through the 2nd and top ropes and landing in the middle of the ring with a roll. He stands tall and taunts to the fans.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Chaos Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, The Saint of Chaos, EEEEEEEEEEENIGMAA!!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma is a former Chaos Champion, he held the title last fall after defeating Jet Somers.

Lieberjosch: Which means he beat a man that went on to win both the Cross-Hemisphere and World Championships, perhaps there are big things in the future for Enigma as well.

Covert Jay: If he turned away from the sainthood and towards the ninja, perhaps there could be.

“How to Make a Monster” plays and NBK stalks his way to the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, he is the reigning and defending Chaos Champion, the Most Dangerous Rumor You’ve Never Heard, the NATURAL BORN KILLLLERRRRRR!!!!!

Vinegar: NBK has been very impressive very quickly during his young career.

Lieberjosch: He’s already a champion and yet we still don’t know all that much about him, beyond that’s he’s dangerous and enigmatic.

Covert Jay: Maybe he’s another one of Enigma’s personas?

Lieberjosch: And they’re both in the ring before us?

Covert Jay: You can’t be in two places at once?

Vinegar: You can?

Covert Jay: On a bad day.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson getting us underway, he does appear a bit nervous.

Lieberjosch: As he should be, he abandoned his post last week, simply despicable behavior for a referee, and now he’s allowed to officiate a championship match?

Vinegar: Peterson has always been very comfortable working in the chaos environment.

Covert Jay: Probably because he’s usually not an actual target.

Vinegar: Meanwhile the match is underway, Enigma trying to work over the arm of NBK.

Lieberjosch: But NBK drills him in the face with a headbutt, Enigma down, holding his face!

Vinegar: Checking himself for blood, seems to be ok, NBK takes the opportunity to hit a running knee to the side of the head!

Covert Jay: Lateral press!





ONE!!!





Vinegar: Enigma pushes him off.

Lieberjosch: Mark of a knowledgeable champion, NBK trying to finish this as quickly as possible, you don’t want to give challengers extra and unnecessary opportunities, especially somebody like Enigma.

Covert Jay: Because even as St. Jimmy, he’s plucky.

Lieberjosch: He’s been very lucky.

Covert Jay: I said plucky. As in what you do in the bathroom, and lucky. So…a fortunately successful bathroom trip.

Lieberjosch: What does that have to do with anything?

Covert Jay: Absolutely nothing, which is what Enigma is about to be once NBK is through with him.

Vinegar: Not if Enigma has something to say about it, as he catches NBK with an enziguri kick, knocking the champion to the mat.

Lieberjosch: And now Enigma takes him to the corner, holding his head as he scales the turnbuckle, and he comes off with a bulldog from the top rope!

Vinegar: Enigma rolling to the outside now, going underneath the ring for something.

Covert Jay: Barbed wire!

Lieberjosch: Enigma wrapping that barbed wire around his own forearm, this is that sadistic St. Jimmy side of him at work, it was this kind of mindset that won him the Chaos Title nearly a year ago.

Vinegar: Enigma sliding in, and a forearm smash to NBK!

Lieberjosch: And the barbed wire tearing away at the Natural Born Killer!

Vinegar: Enigma winding up for another!

Lieberjosch: But NBK catches him by the throat and takes him down!

Covert Jay: NBK holding Enigma by his own forearm, trying to force it into Enigma's own face!

Vinegar: Enigma mangages to kick him off!

Lieberjosch: But as Enigma gets back to his feet, NBK scoops him right into a running powerslam!

Vinegar: NBK with the cover!

Lieberjosch: But Owen Peterson has rolled out of the ring!

Vinegar: Peterson staring right at the stage in fear!

Covert Jay: Where a stage hand is sweeping some debris off the side of the stage.

Vinegar: Peterson shaking his head, rolls back in, meanwhile NBK has abandoned the cover, on the outside and underneath the ring.

Lieberjosch: He pulls out a table!

Vinegar: NBK bringing the table back into the ring, setting it up in the corner.

Lieberjosch: Enigma is behind him!

Covert Jay: Could be the Scriptures of Chaos!

Vinegar: But NBK spins around and drops him with a clothesline!

Lieberjosch: NBK off the ropes!

Covert Jay: RUMOUR HAS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: NBK spears Enigma right through the table! He drags him out of the shards, here's a cover!





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TWO!!!





THREE!!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, and still the Chaos Champion, THE NATURAL BORN KILLER!!!!!!

Vinegar: NBK successful here tonight in his first title defense!

Lieberjosch: And Owen Peterson high-tailing it out of here before he gets any actual visitors.

Vinegar: Enigma slowly getting to his feet.

Lieberjosch: NBK has the barbed wire!

Vinegar: The wire unraveled from Enigma's arm, NBK has it, looking at it in his hand!

Covert Jay: And he...offers a handshake?

Vinegar: NBK offering a handshake to Enigma, he's got the barbed wire in his other hand.

Lieberjosch: Enigma cautiously shakes it!

Vinegar: And NBK leaves the ring with his title in hand, a show of respect by the Chaos Champion to his challenger here tonight!

Covert Jay: Don't go anywhere, there's more to come!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: You’re logged on to UGWC.com!

Lieberjosch: For all of those who wandered over to this site in the hope of finding…

Covert Jay: pr0n!

Lieberjosch: Please refer to Google.

Vinegar: You two make me sick…..

Lieberjosch: And you make most conservatives sick. See how that works?

Vinegar: We’re halfway though our show tonight, and we’re set to see triple threat action, as Marek Daisuke, Alan Fernandez, and Duncan Ryder meet in a collision of explosive forces within the more prominent factions in UGWC.

‘You’re the best’

The lights in the arena dim and the big screen lights up with a scene from the movie ‘Superbad’. The character played by Seth Rogen is bent over, hands on his knee’s breathing hard and you hear him say the words, ‘He’s the fastest kid alive’. The screen goes black then we see Marek run from under the big screen. He jumps into the air, grabbing onto the frame, swinging forward into a back flip and as he lands pyro goes off and ‘You’re The Best’ by Joe Esposito begins to play.

Dennis: The following Triple Threat match is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAL!!!!! Introducing first, from Ishikawa, Japan, weighing in at 175lbs…..MAAAAAAAAAAAREK DAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIISUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marek rolls forward from the landing and continues down the ramp. He stops at the bottom and puts his hands on his hips, relishing in the reaction from the audience. He then jumps from the ground, grabbing onto the top rope and vaults into the ring without even touching the apron. He stands on the turnbuckle and puts his arms outward, again relishing in the crowd reaction. He jumps down and stretches in his corner.

Vinegar: Marek was involved in last weeks Co-op title match with JK, wherein the Vicious Kind just lost out due to a distraction by Director Ooley.

Lieberjosch: No doubt he’ll be looking for a measure of revenge here tonight.

Covert Jay: Bad ninja! He should’ve waited until the others were in the ring, and then jumped them.

‘Quick Death’

Duncan walks out onto the ramp and poses. He swaggers down to the ring slowly so everyone can admire him.

Dennis: From London, England, weighing in at 240lbs, one half of the Co-Op champs…….DUUUUUUUUUNCAAAAAAAAAAAAN RYDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When he reaches the ring he climbs in up the steps and onto a turnbuckle. He poses for a moment before jumping down.

Vinegar: These two in the ring right now glare each other down. Marek blindsided Ryder in the early goings of their match, and Ryder utilized a distraction by Ooley to help gain the win for his team.

Covert Jay: Some Ninja bad-blood gonna be spilled…

‘Vow’

Vow" starts, and the arena goes black with red lights strobing all over the place in time to the opening guitar riffs. When the music crescendos, the lights goes into a steady red all over the arena, and a light blue spotlight shines on the entrance as The Talk comes out with his Mallet Of Doom (TM) slung across his shoulders. He walks down, taking his time, looking all around the arena with an unreadable gaze.

Dennis: Finally, recently returned from some PSP convention full of Gamer nerds, weighing much less than an X-Box 360, including all the useless add ons, AAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAN FEEEEEEEEERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When he hits the ring, he stands on the apron staring out into the crowd. As the song crescendos into the chorus for the first time, he raises his Mallet Of Doom (TM) with one hand and pyros blow the all around the perimeter of the ring in red, blue, and white. On the Titantron, when The Talk comes out for the first time, "The Talk Of The Town" fills the screen in huge letters, followed by clips of The Talk wrestling and laughing maniacally.

Lieberjosch: Company policy requires that I must apologize for any of the Gamer nerds with no life between COD and Halo, for those remarks made by Dennis just then.

Covert Jay: Hey! Don’t be knockin’ on Halo. That game kicks ass!

Vinegar: All our competitors are ready for this contest, referee Hazel East calls for the bell to be rung.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: Marek rushes at Ryder, and takes him down with a quick cross body. Now back on his feet, and starts to rain down the stomps to the head of Duncan. Marek relents, and allows Ryder to get to his feet, before the two lock up. Ryder pushes the smaller Daisuke to the ropes, and whips him across the ring.

Lieberjosch: BIIIIIIIG mistake!

Covert Jay: NINJA SPRINGBOARD!

Vinegar: Marek takes Ryder down after springboarding off the ropes into a bulldog. Marek quickly back on his feet, and is met with a belly to back suplex by Fernandez. As Marek rolls out of the ring, Fernandez turns his attention to Ryder.

Lieberjosch: Fernandez is one half of the Co-Op champions, you know, it only makes sense that he’ll want to get the win over him.

Vinegar: Fernandez pulling Ryder to his feet, and lifts him into a spine buster! What impact! Fernandez now with the cover!

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TWO!!

Covert Jay: Ninja intervention!

Vinegar: Daisuke with a dive off of the top turnbuckle breaking the count at two and a half. Fernandez and Marek eyeing each other down before Marek flies with a buzzsaw kick, which is dodged by Fernandez. Marek now going for a kick to the midsection, caught by Fernandez, and thrown back across the ring. Ryder back up now, and with a spear to Fernandez, knocking him off his feet.

Covert Jay: That was more powerful than the ending of The Kings Speech!

Lieberjosch; That is why he’s one of the co-op champs.

Vinegar: Ryder now with the cover on Fernandez.

ONE!

Vinegar: Easy kickout. Fernandez slowly up, and taken back down with a knee strike to the head. Ryder looking around at something…..looks like he decided it was nothing.

Lieberjosch: You know, it’s funny….I thought I saw some movement in the crowd too….

Vinegar: Nonetheless, Ryder goes in for a Camel Clutch, but is easily out powered by Fernandez. Ryder, though, valiantly holding the move on the now upstanding Fernandez.

Covert Jay: Flying Ninja strike!

Vinegar: Again, Marek Daisuke gets involved, with a missile dropkick, knocking over both Fernandez and Ryder over in a huge impact. Wait, I saw something….

Lieberjosch: BLAKE! BLAKE WITH A CHAIR!

Covert Jay: Ooley giving a repeat of last week, he’s calling for another time out…..CRACK!

Vinegar: Blake with a huge chairshot on Marek! The fastest Kid alive was not fast enough to dodge that, as Ooley takes his leave, his job here is done. Blake draping the arm of Ryder over Marek, damn it, the Thames Valley Hit Squad are going to cheat themselves into a win….

Covert Jay: VICIOUS!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel distracting East before she can get the count. Ryder breaking the pin intentionally to try and find out what’s going on…Blake also marching over to Ezekiel to stop his distraction.

Covert Jay: JK!!!

Lieberjosch: JK jumps the barricade, and takes out Blake with flying debris! Blake and Gabby now coming down to ringside, as the two of them begin trading punches with JK and Ezekiel. Ryder watching all this madness from inside the ring, he shakes his head and turns around….

Lieberjosch: Look out for Fernandez!

Covert Jay: SILENCE IS GOLDEN!!!

Vinegar: Duncan’s struggling…….HE’S TAPPING! RYDER’S TAPPING!!!!


DING! DING!

Vinegar: The fighting at ringside is still taking place, but the match has ended. It’s a faction war right in front of us, the old, the HRD, taking on the new, The Vicious Kind!

Lieberjosch: look up there! Here comes the Revolutionaries!

Vinegar: Sheena, Biccardo, and Ethan blindside the HRD and TVK! This is an all out war!

Lieberjosch: Security now out here in full force to separate them all.

Covert Jay: Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Sheena still fighting, giving many of the security members a hard time…look at her, she has four or five security guards keeping her from assaulting JK! Ladies and gentlemen, this madness, it’s hard to describe. All we know is that Alan Fernandez has got the win over Ryder.

Lieberjosch: Stay tuned for more unbridled chaos, next!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Coming up we have three of the top competitors in UGWC taking part in what should be a stellar match.

Lieberjosch: Any one of these participants could be next in line for a shot at the World Title, so a win here is important. It's all about momentum in this business.

Covert Jay: AND TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS!

Vinegar: Indeed, every match is another chance to gain some traction and keep yourself frontmost in the minds of the championship committee.

Chinchilla "Ripper"

Donovan Hastings steps onto the entrance ramp in his cloak, but throws it aside before stomping down the ramp. He rolls into the ring and eyes referree Brian Chartreuse suspiciously.

Dennis: The following contest is a triple threat match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Hartford Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAAAAAN HAAAASSSSTIIINGS!

Lieberjosch: You'll notice that Calypso is not joining His Lordship at ringside this week, probably due to the vicious threats made by Gabrielle Montgomery.

Covert Jay: He's denying us a catfight! Booo!

Vinegar: Donovan has been having a run of bad luck recently, so maybe tonight will help him turn that around.

Birds of Tokyo "In the Veins of Death Valley"

The Cyclone JK steps out to unanimous booos, but he just smirks and shakes his head before mockingly doing his open palm taunt. He struts down the ramp, taking time to jaw out random crowd members before sliding under the rope and holding up his palm again.

Dennis: Next, hailing from Townsville North Queensland, Australia, and representing the Vicious Kind, the Cyclone, JAAAAAAY KAAAAAAY!

Covert Jay: Custom entrances confuse me!

Vinegar: JK seems to be getting more flippant in his disregard of the fans.

Lieberjosch: The Vicious Kind continues to grow in power every week, so he has every right to feel confident.

Vinegar: He will also find himself in the position to strike a blow against the HRD this evening, so this match is doubly important for the young former champion.

KHZ "What You Want

Gabrielle comes out bathed in colored lights and looks disappointedly to the empty ringside area where Calypso would have stood. She waves to the crowd but doesn't do her usual gyrations, frustrating a number of males in the audience and on their computers. She walks with a purpose and pulls herself into the ring without ever taking her eyes off the two men in the ring.

Dennis: And their opponent, from Auckland, New Zealand, representing the HRD, GAAAAABRIEEEELLE!

Vinegar: Gabby and the rest of the HRD got quite the tongue-lashing from Old Bob last week, and she looks ready to get back in his good favor.

Lieberjosch: A focused Gabby is a dangerous Gabby.

Covert Jay: But a focused Gabby does NOT make my Little Jay a Happy Little Jay.

DING!

Vinegar: And Brian Chartreuse has given up trying to introduce himself to the Lord of Pain, and is now calling for the bell, this triple threat match is now underway.

Lieberjosch: Remember that under triple threat rules, the first fall wins. Unlike the three way dance in the late, lamented ECW promotion. Lord Hastings does not need to be involved in the decision to be screwed over this time.

Vinegar: So you agree with him about Owen Peterson's officiating?

Lieberjosch: That was a really good press conference.

Covert Jay: Would have been better without the duct taped ref shirt.

Vinegar: Hastings and Gabrielle are ignoring JK for the moment and sharing a stare down moment, the two have had their destinies intertwined for years, trading victories back and forth, and it looks like Donovan is reminding Gabrielle of their most recent run-ins.

Covert Jay: Five fingers talking to the face!

Lieberjosch: Gabby with an immaculately manicured hand upside the face of Hastings, she slapped him with enough force to spin him around. OH! And he spins right into the foot of JK who springs off the ropes with a flash kick.

Covert Jay: A NINJA KICK!

Vinegar: The Cyclone hits the ground running after that kick, charging straight at the Caramel Goddess. And straight into a hurricurana!

Lieberjosch: JK getting 3 seconds in heaven before being dumped on his head.

Vinegar: The young former champion is quick to his feet though and manages to duck a high roundhouse from Gabrielle.

Covert Jay: UPSIDE DOWN NINJA!

Lieberjosch: As soon as Gabby's foot comes down, JK responds with his own Pele Kick! But the Lord of Pain showcases his cunning, he's sneaking behind the Cyclone when he lands. Cobra clutch!

Covert Jay: He's going off the move set!

Vinegar: Indeed, Lord Hastings being so well-versed in submission wrestling, you can never be sure what painful holds he has in his back pocket at any time.

Covert Jay: What pockets, he's wearing tights.

Lieberjosch: Now lifting JK up and slamming his back down onto the Lord's own holy knee. And it was inevitable that Lord Hastings would be the last one standing in the ring.

Covert Jay: Marking out for the Niggadon!

Vinegar: Hastings going to pick up Gabrielle, she responds with a GaBuster! The air is violently forced out of the Lord by her knees in his chest, but he returns to standing position.

Covert Jay: He's dazed, she can use her Y Button signatures now!

Lieberjosch: Snapmare driver! Tits Magoo forces the Lord's head straight into the mat.

Vinegar: And a JK dropkick forces Gabrielle into the corner. The Vicious Kind member not wasting a second in following her with a clothesline, and climbing onto the second turnbuckle, hooking the head. Tornado DDT!

Covert Jay: A tornado by a cyclone!

Lieberjosch: I want to go on record as saying he is my least favorite person in the ring right now.

Vinegar: JK telling Hastings it's his turn and drags him into the corner. Stepping up onto the second turnbuckle.

Lieberjosch: And Hastings charges out of the corner to slam JK with a vicious spinebuster.

Covert Jay: A Vicious Kind of Spinebuster!

Lieberjosch: JK groggy as he gets to his feet, Hastings moving behind him and tosses him in a German Suplex Whip!

Covert Jay: SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!

Vinegar: I think you mean JK shows catlike reflexes by landing on his feet, and he nails the Lord with an enziguri!

Lieberjosch: Then he gets nailed himself with a lovely leg lariat.

Covert Jay: Condom joke!

Vineger: What?

Covert Jay: Rough rider.

Vinegar: Oh.

Lieberjosch: The Cyclone pushes Gabby off as she tries to lift him, and charges her to the ground to rain down some punches! That's just not right, this isn't MMA genius.

Vinegar: And that's why Brian Chartreuse removes JK from the top of Gabby, and the Cyclone turns right into an eyepoke!

Covert Jay: The fabled Lord Hastings Superkick!

Vinegar: He follows it up by tossing JK shoulder first into the corner post, that's going to soften him up for the Hands of Fate.

Lieberjosch: The Lord of Pain now in full control of the ring as he catches a recovering Gabby with a kick to the gut and an European uppercut.

Covert Jay: HEY!

Lieberjosch: Gabby bounces off the ropes and staggers back into another boot and another uppercut.

Covert Jay: HEY! HEY!

Vinegar: The Caramel Coated Goddess rebounds off the ropes again and here comes a third Hastings boot. She catches him!

Covert Jay: Third time is never a charm!

Vinegar: Dragon whip sends Donovan into the corner!

Lieberjosch: Gabby giving us a little bit of a wiggle as she makes her way back over to JK.

Covert Jay: WIGGLE WIGGLE!

Lieberjosch: She's too graceful to get caught by that discus punch, an easy dodge followed by a jumping heel kick that catches JK flush in the face.

Covert Jay: TITS MANINJA!

Vinegar: It looks like Gabrielle is ready to finish this, she's hooking JK up for the 34DD DDT.

Covert Jay: Coitus Interuptus!

Lieberjosch: Hastings with a clothesline knocking Gabrielle over the rope, and he's quick to lift up JK for the Destiny's Call!

Covert Jay: CAT PART TWO!

VInegar: JK floats over and lands himself on the ring apron, grabs Hastings' head and runs him into the turnbuckle. And now noticing Gabrielle getting to her feet, he springs off the rope to the floor.

Covert Jay: FLYING DEBRIS!

Lieberjosch: That could be the end right there, a perfectly aimed kick. And JK's going to roll the Goddess back into the ring. Or maybe not. What is he doing?

Vinegar: JK was indeed about to roll Gabbie into the ring, but now he seems to be thinking some evil thoughts.

Lierberjosch: I don't think I like the sound of that.

Vinegar: He's removing the floor pad! The Vicious Kind has said they want to bring down the HRD and it looks like JK wants to start tonight!

Lieberjosch: No, he can't do this! He can start with Travis Pierce or Duncan Ryder, but not Gabby!

Vinegar: He's lifting Gabby onto his shoulders, looks like he's thinking Category 5 on the exposed concrete!

Covert Jay: UNDER CLEAVAGE SHOT! THOSE BREASTS ARE IN DANGER!

Vinegar: Gabby elbows her way out, and sweeps JK's legs. He lands on that shoulder!

Lieberjosch: Those who live by the cement will die by the cement.

Vinegar: Gabrielle going to roll JK into the ring.

Covert Jay: SLIDING NINJA KICK!

Lieberjosch: Donovan Hastings with an uncharacteristic but stupendously performed baseball slide to Gabrielle, leaving the weakened Cyclone all to himself. That is the kind of genius strategy you only see from the Lord of Pain.

Vinegar: Hastings looking to clamp the Hands of Fate onto JK, the Australian Superstar using his good arm to hang onto the rope. Brian Chartreuse getting into the act now, trying to pull Hastings away to enforce a rope break.

Lieberjosch: It's a veritable daisy chain.

Covert Jay: A HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

Vinegar: The three men continue to struggle, Brian grabbing Hastings, Hastings grabbing JK, and JK grabbing the rope.

Covert Jay: EYES ON THE TITS!

Vinegar: Gabrielle reaching up for the top rope and pulling it down, all three men come tumbling over!

Lieberjosch: Brilliant! She must have learned strategy from all her matches with the Lord.

Vinegar: JK manages to skin the cat with one hand but Hastings and Brian land on the exposed floor. Gabrielle kicks him in the gut and pulls him into the ring.

Covert Jay: 34DD DDT!

Lieberjosch: But there's no one to make the count!

Vinegar: Yes there is, look at the ramp.

Lieberjosch: That man should not be allowed anywhere near this match!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson running down the ramp, jumping over Hastings and sliding into the ring.

Covert Jay: NINJA OFFICIATING!

Lieberjosch: This is a miscarriage of justice!

Vinegar: Gabrielle making the pin!

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DINGDING!
Dennis: Here is your winner, GAAAAAAAABRIEEEEELE!

Vinegar: Peterson is booking it out of the ring as quick as possible.

Lieberjosch: And rightly so, he should be ashamed of himself.

Vinegar: He's just doing his job, Hans.

Lieberjosch: He was not the official assigned to this match, he is sticking his nose where it does not belong, just to abuse the good Lord, and after all Hastings has done for him.

Vinegar: Belittle him and make him carry his bags?

Lieberjosch: Donovan getting up off the floor and he is just as confused as I am as to why Gabby's music is playing when Brian Chartreuse is clearly still on the concrete.

Covert Jay: RUN BLACK MAN RUN!

Vinegar: I don't know if I have ever seen that kind of rage in Donovan's face or that kind of hustle in Peterson's step. Let's not let the referee controversy obscure the fact that Gabrielle just scored an impressive victory in that fast and furious contest. And we still have the main event, coming up next!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentleman, here is our Main Event.

Covert Jay: Bearded Ninja!

Dennis: Introducing first, hailing from Deep Creek, Mississippi.. he is the reigning Cross-Hemisphere Champion.. he is JET SOMERS!!

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, wearing the Cross Hemisphere Championship around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. Attached to his other wrist by handcuffs is the briefcase won at No Holds Barred. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in, and the referee of course makes him give up the briefcase before clearing him to compete. Jet reluctantly gives it up, unstraps the CH belt, and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Vinegar: This is basically a Champion vs Champion match, but no titles are on the line.

Dennis: And his opponent, he is the Jackal of Jwar Isle.. the reigning World Heavyweight Champion.. he is TYVOLA!!

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back, holding the World Title in his hand like a scrap of meet. He climbs the stairs and lumbers into the ring.

Vinegar: Both men standing face to face in the center of the ring.

Covert Jay: More like face to chest. Tyvola is towering over his opponent.

The referee takes their respective belts and hands them off to the Dennis who exits the ring. The bell rings and Tyvola waists no time grabbing Jet under the armpits and launching him into the turnbuckle. He charges at him and Jet quickly kicks his legs through the middle ropes, landing on the apron as Tyvola hits the corner chest first. Jet scales the turnbuckle and flips over Tyvola into a sunset flip.

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Not even a 1-count as Tyvola kicks out. He gets to his knees as Jets already to his feet. Jet chops Tyvola, who is unphased by it and returns the strike with a headbutt. Jet stumbles back into the ropes and uses the momentum from the ropes to spear Tyvola. He holds on for a pin.

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Tyvola grabs Jet by the neck and stomach before pressing into the air, breaking the count. Jet rolls to his feet and Tyvola gets back to his. Tyvola goes for Jet again who ducks a clothesline and spins around only to be met with a back elbow by JoJI. Jet is taken off his feet and clutches at his face. Tyvola drops an elbow to the midsection of Jet before hooking the leg.

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Jet immediately kicks out, even though the wind has been knocked out of him. Tyvola lifts him up by his hair and locks in a bear hug, squeezing the life out of Jet.

Covert Jay: He’s gonna pop his head off like a dandelion.

Vinegar: Nice analogy.

JoJI continues to squeeze Jet as he attempts to wriggle out of the hold. He headbutts Tyvola to no avail. Another headbutt busts open JoJI slightly above his eye but he doesn’t let go. Jet boxes the big mans ears and the grip loosens a bit. He hits the ears again and Tyvola drops Jet, who holds his back a moment. He sprints for the ropes and launches into the air, hitting Ty in the head with an elbow. As his feet touch again, he sprints towards the ropes behind Tyvola and comes off with another elbow. He sprints off another time and comes back with a spinning wheel kick, knocking Ty off his feet. He rolls onto all fours and Jet jumps over, locking onto him with rear naked choke.

Leiberjosch: See, this is great.

Covert: What do you mean?

Leiberjosch: Actually wrestling instead of that garbage we saw earlier.

Jet sinks in the hold but the much larger Tyvola manages to get to his feet. Jet lets go with one arm and brings more elbows down onto the side of the head and neck of Tyvola, who reaches back in attempts to get Jet off of his back. Jet shoves off, pushing Ty forward. The Bearded Bastard turns back towards Jet, launching at him with a big boot. Jet leans back, executing a perfect Matrix under the boot. He gets back to his feet but gets pulled down by his hair. Jet slams hard into the mat as Ty stands still for a moment, a bit of Jets hair in his hand.

Covert: Looks like he found a way to keep Jet still.

Jet begins to stir and gets to a knee as Tyvola now takes off for the ropes. He bounces off and flattens Jet with a cross body block and holds it for a pin.

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Jet kicks out and JoJI grabs him by the hair and drags him to his feet. Jet staggers a little and Ty swings at him with the Heart Punch. At the last second, Jet lifts his arm and blocks the Heart Punch with an elbow to the front of Ty’s hand, followed by the Chok to the bridge of Tyvola’s nose. He grabs his face and the Wild Card nails a backfist also to Tyvola’s head. Instead of backing up from his attacker like a normal person, Tyvola unleashes another brutal headbutt as the blood from his earlier wound begins to trickle down the side of his face. Jet holds his own head and moves his just in time to be hit by a Clothesline from Hell!

Covert Jay: Oh Shit!

Instead of going for the cover, Ty grabs Jet by his pants and lifts him to his feet then shoves him toward the corner. Jet comes back from the corner and Ty ducks his head down, lifting Jet up only to send him crashing down with the 3C and Jet crumples into the corner, not moving. Tyvola steps back and scratches his beard a bit, considering what to do next. Tyvola drags Jet out of the corner by his leg and goes for the pin.

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Vinegar: He’s not moving, folks.

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Covert: Is he dead?

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Jet kicks out at the last second as the crowd erupts. Ty gets to to his feet and lifts Jet up as well. Tyvola irish whips Jet into the ropes but The Wild Card ducks another clothesline and bounces off the opposite side. Tyvola grabs him by the waist and toss his into the air flapjack-style. As Jet comes down, Tyvola turns and hooks Jet, dropping into a modified version of MAGUS!!

Vinegar: Oh..

Covert Jay: My..

Leiberjosch: Oh, shut up.

He hooks him for the cover..

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Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner.. TYVOLA!!

Tyvola gets to his feet but has no time to celebrate as Ezekiel jumps the guardrail, slides under the bottom rope and nails Tyvola with the High Beam!! Ezekiel rolls through to his feet and stands for a moment as the crowd rains boos upon him. He grabs Jet by the hair and tosses him out of the ring before turning his attention back to Ty. Ezekeil slowly walks over and pokes Tyvola with his foot. The Bearded Bastard responds by shoving his leg away for Ezekiel begins stomping Tyvola. He grabs the big man by his hair and brings him to his knees. He holds him by the sides of his head and is right in his face, yelling something at him. Tyvola strikes Ezekiel in the gut and the two men begin to exchange blows back and forth. JoJI begins to get the upper hand and kicks Ezekiel in the gut, followed by a club to the back.

Vinegar: That’s what he gets for attacking the champion.

Tyvola doesn’t catch a break as JK sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. Ty goes for a clothesline but JK ducks it and nails a Pele Kick. JK helps Zeke to his feet and both men charge at Ty, shoving him back into the corner. JK gets on all fours and Ezekiel heads to the opposite turnbuckle. He runs, launching himself off of JK and nails the Poetry in Motion. Tyvola is still standing and JK gets behind him and hooks him for a German Suplex. Ezekiel backs up a bit and is about to hit his Superkick..

Covert Jay: Ninja Trip!

..Jet Somers grabs the foot of Ezekiel, tripping him in the ring as JoJI hits a back elbow into JK’s face. Jet slides into the ring and jumps at JK with a Thesz Press but the fresher man grabs Jet and uses the momentum to toss him out of the ring. Jet hangs on and drags JK out with him. Tyvola lumbers toward Ezekiel and lifts him up by the hair. As Jet and JK exchanges blows on the outside, Ty lifts the High Flyer onto his shoulders for sugaM. Suddenly, the lights go out.

Leiberjosch: Jay, I thought you said this had been fixed.

Covert Jay: I don’t pay the bills, where’d you get that idea?

When the lights come back on..

Covert Jay: False IDOL!!

..Marek is standing in front of Ty and blows Poison Mist into his face, which causes him to drop Ezekiel. While that was happening, Scarlet appeared behind Jet and nailed him with JKs Cricket Bat, taking him out of commission. Ezekiel gets to his feet after being dropped and he and Marek lift Tyvola to his knees. Marek runs off the ropes and hits a Shining Wizard to JoJI. Ezekiel slides out of the ring and grabs two chairs and tosses them into the ring.

Vinegar: This might be getting out of hand, folks.

JK tosses Jet into the ring and holds him up on his knees. Ezekiel holds the chair in front of Jets face. Marek bounces off the ropes and nails the chair with a Propulsion Kick, effectively knocking out Jet. Marek then helps JK lift Tyvola back to his knees and Scarlet holds the other chair in front of Tyvola’s face. Ezekiel smiles his signature smirk and charges forward, planting the chair with the Vicious-Knee, busting Tyvola open a bit more. He holds his knee as he gets back to his feet and the 4 members of TVK stand together in the middle of the ring as Jet Somers and Tyvola lay motionless on the mat.

Vinegar: Their combined goal is to get the attention of the UGWC roster and they have succeeded. TVK stands tall at the end of another great episode of Synergy. See you all next week, folks.

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Pepper Hijacks the Broadcast
Ichabod

Opening Match
T-Rob

Chaos Championship
Hastings

Daisuke vs Ryder vs Fernandez
JK

Hastings vs JK vs Gabby
Rudo

Main Event
Zeke

[princerudo]

Crazy show, JK & Zeke did a good job of building heat on TVK all night, the Pepper segment was hilarious as was the fourth wall destroying in the opening match.

[EZRA]

Thanks Rudo.

After writing the Main Event, it seemed a bit short but looks fine now. The show was great overall. The Co-Op Match turning into a singles match confused me a bit but oh's well. This was a good show to build storylines.

Congrats to NBK on retaining.

[Orgabsmic]

Great show, loved Peppers opening and every match was very well written.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Damn, TVK are just showing up everywhere these days aren't they. Good show though.

[EZRA]

We're an attention-seeking bunch, that's for sure.

I think one of my favorite bits of the night was the old/new comment about HRD and TVK. That's exactly what we're going for.