Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:34:35 GMT -5
(The scene opens with Brandon and Big B.)
Big B: So when are you going to tell me about what happened when you went home last week?
Brandon: It’s actually a pretty funny story but I can’t tell you until next week.
Big B: Why not?
Brandon: Because we have more important things to do this week.
Big B: Like what?
Brandon: We have treasure to search for and it’s not just any kind of treasure. It’s the treasure of Steve Irwin.
Big B: Steve Irwin?
Brandon: Yes, Steve Irwin. It’s a rumor that Steve Irwin hid treasure in that zoo he owned before he died. We have to be the ones who find his treasure.
Big B: Are you serious? Isn’t that zoo in Australia?
Brandon: Yes, that is why we have plane tickets to Australia. We are going to sneak into his zoo and we will try to find the treasure.
Big B: Won’t they have security there to stop us?
Brandon: Not if we told them that we were ghost hunters.
Big B: Ghost hunters?
Brandon: There have been reports of Steve Irwin’s ghost haunting the place. None of that is probably true but it gives us a reason to search for the treasure.
Big B: So is it just me and you?
Brandon: No, I’m bringing in a few friends.
(A knock is heard at the door.)
Brandon: That should be them now.
(Brandon opens the door and it’s those guys dressed as Scooby and Shaggy.)
Shaggy: Like, Zoinks. I can’t wait to find that treasure.
Scooby: Reah, Reasure.
Brandon: It’s good to have you two aboard.
Big B: Is anybody else coming?
(The door blasts open as Komosube walks in.)
Brandon: Thanks, Komosube. You could have just opened the door.
Big B: What the hell is he doing here?
Brandon: I figured since we are partners this week that I would invite him to go with us. We are going to prove that we are a cohesive unit. We have even worked on a nice Double Superkick.
Shaggy: Like, does he speak English?
Brandon: I don’t know. If he can, he isn’t telling me. I think he likes saying things in Japanese just to fuck with my brain. Komosube, say something in English.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Well, I think he at least understands English. Well, we all have a plane to catch.
(Brandon looks outside and he sees a van pulling up.)
Brandon: Good, our ride is here. We better get going.
(Komosube, Scooby, and Shaggy head out to the van.)
Big B: Brandon, are you sure about bringing Komosube along?
Brandon: Yeah, I’m totally sure.
Big B: He’s been giving me evil looks ever since he saw me. Do you think he hates me?
Brandon: You ask a lot of questions. He does hate you by the way. He isn’t happy that he hasn’t beaten you yet. Just don’t get into a fight with him.
Big B: I won’t. I won’t do anything stupid.
(Brandon and Big B head into the van with everybody else.)
Brandon: Okay, let me hand out our passports. One, two, three, four, five… Where’s Kevin?
Kevin: (In the front seat) Six. It’s a good thing I have my own ticket just in case you guys try to ditch me.
Brandon: We wouldn’t do that. Let’s head out van driver.
(The scene changes to Scooby and the gang at the airport.)
Brandon: Holy smokes. The gate is closing. We all have to run.
(They all take off running to the gate.)
Gate lady: You guys are cutting it kind of close. Go inside.
(Scooby and the gang are now in the plane.)
Brandon: This is a nice plane. What do you think Komosube?
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: No, I don’t know where the Hypnocil is.
(Komosube just shakes his head in disapproval.)
Brandon: What, I don’t speak Japanese. I know you can speak English. You are trying to get inside my head.
(The scene changes to an airport in Australia. Everybody is getting their luggage. Big B sees Kevin‘s bag and he passes it down.)
Big B: Give this to Kevin.
Brandon: Give this to Kevin.
(Komosube says something in Japanese)
Shaggy: Give this to Kevin.
Scooby: Rere rou ro Revin.
(An elderly couple is standing where Kevin should be.)
Scooby: Revin’s rot rere.
Shaggy: Kevin’s not here.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Kevin’s not here.
Big B: WHAT?
Brandon: The dumbass probably got on the wrong plane again. Where do you think he ended up?
Big B: I don’t know.
(The scene switches to Kevin on an island.)
Kevin: Jeff, I’m not supposed to be here.
Jeff Probst: You are already here so you are officially on Survivor.
Kevin: This can’t get any worse.
Harry: Look who it is, Marv.
Marv: What’s the matter, did you get on the wrong plane again?
Kevin: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The scene cuts back to Scooby and the gang. They are now at the Steve Irwin’s zoo.)
Brandon: Me and Big B are going to get us in. We are just going to go talk to the zoo guy. Everybody stay here.
(Brandon and Big B go into the zoo and they find the zoo guy.)
Brandon: Hi, I’m Jay and this is Grant. We are with TAPS.
Zoo Guy: That’s odd. On TV, you look much bigger and Grant isn’t black.
Brandon: You can’t always believe what is on television. It’s corrupting the minds of our youth.
Zoo Guy: I guess you are right.
Brandon (Whispering to Big B) These guys in Australia are dumb. (Brandon and Big B look towards a camera.) All of them except the owners of GIW of course.
Zoo Guy: Come on, I have to show you where all the ghost stuff is happening.
Brandon: Alright. Big B, we have to follow him.
(After the Zoo Guy told Brandon and Big B where the ghost hot spots were, they went back to where the other three guys were.)
Zoo Guy: Are these the rest of the members of TAPS? Where is all of your equipment?
Brandon: We have new high tech equipment that is invisible. That way the ghost don’t know we are filming them.
Zoo Guy: That’s incredible. Well, I have to go. Goodbye.
(Zoo Guy leaves and Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: All except the ones in GIW, Komosube. Okay, gang. Let’s head into the zoo.
(They head into the zoo.)
Shaggy: Like, where do you think the treasure is?
Brandon: It has to be around here somewhere. We’ll cover more ground if we split up gang. Scooby and Shaggy can go with each other. I’ll hang out with the two fat guys.
Scooby: Ree rou rater, Randon.
Brandon: Good luck, Scooby.
(The scene changes to Scooby and Shaggy going through the monkey section of the zoo.)
Scooby: Rook, Ronkeys.
Shaggy: Zoinks. Look at them. They are jumping all over the place. Maybe the treasure is with the monkeys. I think they are trying to tell us something.
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Crikey, would you take a look at this beast. It’s not to often you see something that is brown and has black spots. If a sneak up carefully enough, then I might be able to grab him. Here goes nothing.
(Steve Irwin’s Ghost grabs Scooby.)
Scooby: Relp, Raggy. Re’s rot re.
(Scooby breaks free and runs over to Shaggy.)
Shaggy: Scooby, what are you yelling for?
Scooby: Rhosts.
Shaggy: There is no such thing as ghosts.
Scooby: Rook, rover rere.
(Shaggy looks and he sees Steve Irwin’s ghost.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Come on, mate. Don’t be scared. I’m not going to hurt you.
Scooby and Shaggy: RUN!!!
(Scooby and Shaggy run away and the scene changes to the other three.)
Big B: Hey, Homo. I mean Komo. Do you remember when I beat you last week?
(Komosube yells in Japanese and he attacks Big B.)
Brandon: Big B. You idiot. I told you not to get into a fight.
(Big B and Komosube roll down a hill and continue fighting.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Would you look at these two rhinoceroses. I’ve never seen a full black one before. Perhaps I should sneak up and get a closer view. Maybe if I talk to them, then they will stop fighting. Hello, mates.
(Big B and Komosube stop fighting and look at Steve Irwin.)
Big B and Komosube: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Big B and Komosube run until they run right into Scooby and Shaggy.)
Big B: I take you guys saw the ghost too.
Shaggy: Like, it was come right after us.
(Brandon walks up.)
Brandon: What are you idiots doing? We are supposed to be looking for treasure. You guys are just running around yelling.
Scooby: Rhosts.
Brandon: There are not ghosts in this zoo.
Scooby: Rehind rou.
(Brandon turns around and sees Steve Irwin’s ghost.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Crikey!
Brandon: AHHHHHH!!!!!
(Everybody runs right out of the zoo.)
Brandon: Ha, that ghost scared us right out of the zoo. He doesn’t want us to find his treasure. Well, we will find his treasure. Now, we will go back into that zoo and find it. Let’s go.
Scooby: Ro, R ram rot roing.
Brandon: Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby: Ro.
Brandon: Two Scooby Snacks.
Scooby: Ro.
Brandon: Three Scooby Snacks.
Scooby: Ro.
Brandon: Get the fuck in the zoo before I kick you ass.
Scooby: Rokay.
(They head back into the zoo.)
Brandon: Look, this sign says that the treasure is with the crocs.
Big B: Why didn’t we figure that and why would they leave a sign like that?
Brandon: I don’t know.
(They walk away and Steve Irwin’s Ghost comes out from behind the sign.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: They’re falling right into my trap.
(Everybody is at the Croc place now.)
Big B: That sign in the middle of the croc pit says the treasure is here. All we have to do is dig.
Shaggy: Those crocs are pretty big.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: You’re right, Komo. You and Big B can sit on them while us three dig.
Big B: What?
Brandon: It wasn’t my idea.
(Big B and Komosube reluctantly go and try to sit on the crocs.)
Brandon: Just run and jump on them.
Big B: Okay, here goes nothing. Geronimo.
(Big B and Komosube jump on the crocs. The crocs are yelling in pain.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Crikey, what are they doing to my crocs? I’ll show them when I drop this giant cage on all of them.
(While digging, Scooby uncovers a croc bone.)
Scooby: Rook, ra roc rone.
Shaggy: That’s nothing.
(Shaggy throws it and it hits Steve Irwin’s Ghost. Steve Irwin’s Ghost falls into the croc pit right when he dropped the cage.)
Brandon: Good work, Shaggy. You hit Steve Irwin’s Ghost. Now, let’s see who is really behind all of this. I’ll just take off this mask.
(Brandon takes off the mask and it’s Nicholas Cage.)
Brandon: Nicholas Cage?!
Nicholas: This could be the biggest treasure in the world. It’s going to be all mine.
Shaggy: Look what Scooby found. The treasure was actually right here.
Nicholas: That’s my treasure.
Brandon: I don’t think so.
(Brandon and Komosube Double Superkick Nicholas Cage.)
Brandon: Open up the treasure box.
(They open it.)
Shaggy: Zoinks.
Big B: Look at all the gold.
Brandon: Okay, we all split it.
Komosube: Even me.
(They all look at Komosube.)
Brandon: So you can speak English.
(Komo says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Yes, even you get a share. After all, you did help me Superkick Nicholas Cage.
Big B: So how are we going to get out of this cage.
Brandon: With this button that Nicholas Cage had.
(Brandon presses the button.)
Shaggy: We are free.
(They walks out of the zoo.)
Zoo Guy: Hey, did you find any ghosts?
Brandon: Nope, just Nicholas Cage pretending to be one.
Zoo Guy: Is that the treasure of Steve Irwin? If it is, then you must hand it over.
Brandon: Wait a minute. That is a mask you are wearing.
(Brandon rips off the mask.)
Brandon: Gary Busey?!!!
Gary Busey: What, my career is going nowhere. I need the treasure. It’s too late to go home now.
(Brandon and Komosube Double Superkick Gary Busey.)
Brandon: God, his movies all suck. Let’s get the hell out of here.
(The scene changes to everybody on the airplane back home.)
Brandon: I think we make a good team, Komosube. It will be an honor to team with you this week.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Yeah, I once Superkicked Oprah.
(Komo just shakes his head.)
Brandon: Hey, I wonder where that airplane over there is going. Wait a second. (Brandon sees somebody staring out the window.) Nicholas Cage is on that plane.
(Nicholas Cage holds up a sign in the window.)
Brandon: The sign says I want the treasure. Flight attendant, there is a crazy man on that plane over there.
Gary Busey: Crazy like me.
Brandon: Good grief.
(The Peanuts music plays as the plane heads to America.)
Big B: So when are you going to tell me about what happened when you went home last week?
Brandon: It’s actually a pretty funny story but I can’t tell you until next week.
Big B: Why not?
Brandon: Because we have more important things to do this week.
Big B: Like what?
Brandon: We have treasure to search for and it’s not just any kind of treasure. It’s the treasure of Steve Irwin.
Big B: Steve Irwin?
Brandon: Yes, Steve Irwin. It’s a rumor that Steve Irwin hid treasure in that zoo he owned before he died. We have to be the ones who find his treasure.
Big B: Are you serious? Isn’t that zoo in Australia?
Brandon: Yes, that is why we have plane tickets to Australia. We are going to sneak into his zoo and we will try to find the treasure.
Big B: Won’t they have security there to stop us?
Brandon: Not if we told them that we were ghost hunters.
Big B: Ghost hunters?
Brandon: There have been reports of Steve Irwin’s ghost haunting the place. None of that is probably true but it gives us a reason to search for the treasure.
Big B: So is it just me and you?
Brandon: No, I’m bringing in a few friends.
(A knock is heard at the door.)
Brandon: That should be them now.
(Brandon opens the door and it’s those guys dressed as Scooby and Shaggy.)
Shaggy: Like, Zoinks. I can’t wait to find that treasure.
Scooby: Reah, Reasure.
Brandon: It’s good to have you two aboard.
Big B: Is anybody else coming?
(The door blasts open as Komosube walks in.)
Brandon: Thanks, Komosube. You could have just opened the door.
Big B: What the hell is he doing here?
Brandon: I figured since we are partners this week that I would invite him to go with us. We are going to prove that we are a cohesive unit. We have even worked on a nice Double Superkick.
Shaggy: Like, does he speak English?
Brandon: I don’t know. If he can, he isn’t telling me. I think he likes saying things in Japanese just to fuck with my brain. Komosube, say something in English.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Well, I think he at least understands English. Well, we all have a plane to catch.
(Brandon looks outside and he sees a van pulling up.)
Brandon: Good, our ride is here. We better get going.
(Komosube, Scooby, and Shaggy head out to the van.)
Big B: Brandon, are you sure about bringing Komosube along?
Brandon: Yeah, I’m totally sure.
Big B: He’s been giving me evil looks ever since he saw me. Do you think he hates me?
Brandon: You ask a lot of questions. He does hate you by the way. He isn’t happy that he hasn’t beaten you yet. Just don’t get into a fight with him.
Big B: I won’t. I won’t do anything stupid.
(Brandon and Big B head into the van with everybody else.)
Brandon: Okay, let me hand out our passports. One, two, three, four, five… Where’s Kevin?
Kevin: (In the front seat) Six. It’s a good thing I have my own ticket just in case you guys try to ditch me.
Brandon: We wouldn’t do that. Let’s head out van driver.
(The scene changes to Scooby and the gang at the airport.)
Brandon: Holy smokes. The gate is closing. We all have to run.
(They all take off running to the gate.)
Gate lady: You guys are cutting it kind of close. Go inside.
(Scooby and the gang are now in the plane.)
Brandon: This is a nice plane. What do you think Komosube?
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: No, I don’t know where the Hypnocil is.
(Komosube just shakes his head in disapproval.)
Brandon: What, I don’t speak Japanese. I know you can speak English. You are trying to get inside my head.
(The scene changes to an airport in Australia. Everybody is getting their luggage. Big B sees Kevin‘s bag and he passes it down.)
Big B: Give this to Kevin.
Brandon: Give this to Kevin.
(Komosube says something in Japanese)
Shaggy: Give this to Kevin.
Scooby: Rere rou ro Revin.
(An elderly couple is standing where Kevin should be.)
Scooby: Revin’s rot rere.
Shaggy: Kevin’s not here.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Kevin’s not here.
Big B: WHAT?
Brandon: The dumbass probably got on the wrong plane again. Where do you think he ended up?
Big B: I don’t know.
(The scene switches to Kevin on an island.)
Kevin: Jeff, I’m not supposed to be here.
Jeff Probst: You are already here so you are officially on Survivor.
Kevin: This can’t get any worse.
Harry: Look who it is, Marv.
Marv: What’s the matter, did you get on the wrong plane again?
Kevin: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The scene cuts back to Scooby and the gang. They are now at the Steve Irwin’s zoo.)
Brandon: Me and Big B are going to get us in. We are just going to go talk to the zoo guy. Everybody stay here.
(Brandon and Big B go into the zoo and they find the zoo guy.)
Brandon: Hi, I’m Jay and this is Grant. We are with TAPS.
Zoo Guy: That’s odd. On TV, you look much bigger and Grant isn’t black.
Brandon: You can’t always believe what is on television. It’s corrupting the minds of our youth.
Zoo Guy: I guess you are right.
Brandon (Whispering to Big B) These guys in Australia are dumb. (Brandon and Big B look towards a camera.) All of them except the owners of GIW of course.
Zoo Guy: Come on, I have to show you where all the ghost stuff is happening.
Brandon: Alright. Big B, we have to follow him.
(After the Zoo Guy told Brandon and Big B where the ghost hot spots were, they went back to where the other three guys were.)
Zoo Guy: Are these the rest of the members of TAPS? Where is all of your equipment?
Brandon: We have new high tech equipment that is invisible. That way the ghost don’t know we are filming them.
Zoo Guy: That’s incredible. Well, I have to go. Goodbye.
(Zoo Guy leaves and Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: All except the ones in GIW, Komosube. Okay, gang. Let’s head into the zoo.
(They head into the zoo.)
Shaggy: Like, where do you think the treasure is?
Brandon: It has to be around here somewhere. We’ll cover more ground if we split up gang. Scooby and Shaggy can go with each other. I’ll hang out with the two fat guys.
Scooby: Ree rou rater, Randon.
Brandon: Good luck, Scooby.
(The scene changes to Scooby and Shaggy going through the monkey section of the zoo.)
Scooby: Rook, Ronkeys.
Shaggy: Zoinks. Look at them. They are jumping all over the place. Maybe the treasure is with the monkeys. I think they are trying to tell us something.
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Crikey, would you take a look at this beast. It’s not to often you see something that is brown and has black spots. If a sneak up carefully enough, then I might be able to grab him. Here goes nothing.
(Steve Irwin’s Ghost grabs Scooby.)
Scooby: Relp, Raggy. Re’s rot re.
(Scooby breaks free and runs over to Shaggy.)
Shaggy: Scooby, what are you yelling for?
Scooby: Rhosts.
Shaggy: There is no such thing as ghosts.
Scooby: Rook, rover rere.
(Shaggy looks and he sees Steve Irwin’s ghost.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Come on, mate. Don’t be scared. I’m not going to hurt you.
Scooby and Shaggy: RUN!!!
(Scooby and Shaggy run away and the scene changes to the other three.)
Big B: Hey, Homo. I mean Komo. Do you remember when I beat you last week?
(Komosube yells in Japanese and he attacks Big B.)
Brandon: Big B. You idiot. I told you not to get into a fight.
(Big B and Komosube roll down a hill and continue fighting.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Would you look at these two rhinoceroses. I’ve never seen a full black one before. Perhaps I should sneak up and get a closer view. Maybe if I talk to them, then they will stop fighting. Hello, mates.
(Big B and Komosube stop fighting and look at Steve Irwin.)
Big B and Komosube: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Big B and Komosube run until they run right into Scooby and Shaggy.)
Big B: I take you guys saw the ghost too.
Shaggy: Like, it was come right after us.
(Brandon walks up.)
Brandon: What are you idiots doing? We are supposed to be looking for treasure. You guys are just running around yelling.
Scooby: Rhosts.
Brandon: There are not ghosts in this zoo.
Scooby: Rehind rou.
(Brandon turns around and sees Steve Irwin’s ghost.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Crikey!
Brandon: AHHHHHH!!!!!
(Everybody runs right out of the zoo.)
Brandon: Ha, that ghost scared us right out of the zoo. He doesn’t want us to find his treasure. Well, we will find his treasure. Now, we will go back into that zoo and find it. Let’s go.
Scooby: Ro, R ram rot roing.
Brandon: Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby: Ro.
Brandon: Two Scooby Snacks.
Scooby: Ro.
Brandon: Three Scooby Snacks.
Scooby: Ro.
Brandon: Get the fuck in the zoo before I kick you ass.
Scooby: Rokay.
(They head back into the zoo.)
Brandon: Look, this sign says that the treasure is with the crocs.
Big B: Why didn’t we figure that and why would they leave a sign like that?
Brandon: I don’t know.
(They walk away and Steve Irwin’s Ghost comes out from behind the sign.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: They’re falling right into my trap.
(Everybody is at the Croc place now.)
Big B: That sign in the middle of the croc pit says the treasure is here. All we have to do is dig.
Shaggy: Those crocs are pretty big.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: You’re right, Komo. You and Big B can sit on them while us three dig.
Big B: What?
Brandon: It wasn’t my idea.
(Big B and Komosube reluctantly go and try to sit on the crocs.)
Brandon: Just run and jump on them.
Big B: Okay, here goes nothing. Geronimo.
(Big B and Komosube jump on the crocs. The crocs are yelling in pain.)
Steve Irwin’s Ghost: Crikey, what are they doing to my crocs? I’ll show them when I drop this giant cage on all of them.
(While digging, Scooby uncovers a croc bone.)
Scooby: Rook, ra roc rone.
Shaggy: That’s nothing.
(Shaggy throws it and it hits Steve Irwin’s Ghost. Steve Irwin’s Ghost falls into the croc pit right when he dropped the cage.)
Brandon: Good work, Shaggy. You hit Steve Irwin’s Ghost. Now, let’s see who is really behind all of this. I’ll just take off this mask.
(Brandon takes off the mask and it’s Nicholas Cage.)
Brandon: Nicholas Cage?!
Nicholas: This could be the biggest treasure in the world. It’s going to be all mine.
Shaggy: Look what Scooby found. The treasure was actually right here.
Nicholas: That’s my treasure.
Brandon: I don’t think so.
(Brandon and Komosube Double Superkick Nicholas Cage.)
Brandon: Open up the treasure box.
(They open it.)
Shaggy: Zoinks.
Big B: Look at all the gold.
Brandon: Okay, we all split it.
Komosube: Even me.
(They all look at Komosube.)
Brandon: So you can speak English.
(Komo says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Yes, even you get a share. After all, you did help me Superkick Nicholas Cage.
Big B: So how are we going to get out of this cage.
Brandon: With this button that Nicholas Cage had.
(Brandon presses the button.)
Shaggy: We are free.
(They walks out of the zoo.)
Zoo Guy: Hey, did you find any ghosts?
Brandon: Nope, just Nicholas Cage pretending to be one.
Zoo Guy: Is that the treasure of Steve Irwin? If it is, then you must hand it over.
Brandon: Wait a minute. That is a mask you are wearing.
(Brandon rips off the mask.)
Brandon: Gary Busey?!!!
Gary Busey: What, my career is going nowhere. I need the treasure. It’s too late to go home now.
(Brandon and Komosube Double Superkick Gary Busey.)
Brandon: God, his movies all suck. Let’s get the hell out of here.
(The scene changes to everybody on the airplane back home.)
Brandon: I think we make a good team, Komosube. It will be an honor to team with you this week.
(Komosube says something in Japanese.)
Brandon: Yeah, I once Superkicked Oprah.
(Komo just shakes his head.)
Brandon: Hey, I wonder where that airplane over there is going. Wait a second. (Brandon sees somebody staring out the window.) Nicholas Cage is on that plane.
(Nicholas Cage holds up a sign in the window.)
Brandon: The sign says I want the treasure. Flight attendant, there is a crazy man on that plane over there.
Gary Busey: Crazy like me.
Brandon: Good grief.
(The Peanuts music plays as the plane heads to America.)