Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:37:53 GMT -5
(The scene starts where ever the hell Brandon and Big B are staying. They are still happy about the treasure they found and they are eating pizza.)
Big B: I still can’t believe we found this treasure. With all this money, we could retire early.
Brandon: We could but we have a duty to perform for Global Impact Wrestling every Saturday at 10 PM GMT.
Big B: Is that what time every show starts?
Brandon: That’s what it says on the EI8HT poster. I’ll assume that is the time we always start.
Big B: What do you think about the handicap match this week?
Brandon: I don’t know. I wonder who Travis Roberts pissed off.
Big B: Who knows? Hey, last week you said that this week you would tell me what happened when you went back home. So are you going to tell me?
Brandon: I might as well. I have nothing else to do but look at my treasure. But are you sure you want to hear this story?
Big B: Yeah.
Brandon: Okay, here it is.
(Flashback to two weeks ago.)
Brandon: Stupid cell phones that don’t work. I’ll just have to use this pay phone.
(Brandon calls somebody on the pay phone.)
Big B: Hello.
Brandon: What the fuck were you doing? I leave you alone for a few hours and you are involved in a bank robbery.
Big B: I just wanted to find some friends. I didn’t even get in trouble for the bank robbery.
Brandon: They should have thrown your ass in jail.
Big B: I didn’t fit in the cop car so they let me go.
Brandon: Well, our place better be in one piece when I get back.
Big B: Okay, how was the plane ride?
Brandon: It was okay. I had to watch Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey. Personally, I prefer it over the first Predator movie. It does lack Schwarzenegger though.
Big B: That’s cool. Hey, the pizza man just arrived. I got go.
Brandon: Wait, how many did you order?
(Big B hangs up.)
Brandon: Well, at least we should have pizza for the next two months. Wonder if they have anything cool in the gift shop at this airport.
(Brandon searches around and sees a few DVDs.)
Brandon: Cool, the Black Axis, No Holds Barred, and Guerrilla Warfare DVDs. I got to buy these. Sir, how much do these costs?
Shop Guy: Twenty bucks each.
Brandon: I see how Prescott makes his money.
Shop Guy: Would you like any other DVDs from Global Impact Wrestling? Infinity, Toxic Intent, or the Self Destruction of Rick Ricker.
Brandon: No, those all suck.
(Cornelius enters.)
Cornelius: I should have known that you would be browsing the DVD section.
Brandon: Cornelius, I was wondering when you would show. You have to take me home.
Cornelius: I know. Let’s get the hell out of here. It’s a three hour drive.
(Three hours later.)
Brandon: Those three hours flew by. So are we going to my parents’ house first.
Cornelius: Yes.
Brandon: It will be good to see them again. There’s their house.
(Brandon and Cornelius enter the house.)
Brandon: Mom, dad, I’m home.
Mom: It’s good to see my son.
Dad: Did you bring us any money?
Brandon: Sorry. No money for you.
Dad: Damn.
Brandon: By the way, sorry about that whole Deathman kidnapping you thing. I’m just glad you got out of it alright. I hope I never have to work with Deathman again. Could you imagine teaming up with the guy? He is insane.
Dad: He would have to be insane to kidnap us.
Mom: He could have killed us.
Brandon: It all worked out though. You guys are safe and that’s all that matters.
(Brandon talks with his parents for an hour before he decides to leave with Cornelius.)
Brandon: You are taking me to Kyla’s place right?
Cornelius: Of course I am.
Brandon: Where does she live? Is in an apartment or an actual house?
Cornelius: She lives in a house.
Brandon: Cool. I’m going to play my PSP so tell me when we get there.
(A few minutes later.)
Cornelius: We’re here.
Brandon: Cool. Wait a second. Cornelius, this is your house.
Cornelius: Hold on, let me explain.
Brandon: You stole my girlfriend.
(Brandon chases Cornelius to the front door and Brandon tackles him.)
Brandon: I thought we were best friends.
Cornelius: I’m dating her sister and she is just living with us.
Brandon: Oh, you could have said that sooner. It would have saved you from being tackled.
Cornelius: No problem. It just slipped my mind. Let’s head inside.
(They head in.)
Brandon: Hey, there is a letter.
Cornelius: We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. I wonder who it’s from.
Brandon: If you ever break out into Blues Clues songs ever again, I will kill you.
Cornelius: Sorry. Who is the letter from?
Brandon: It’s from Kyla. It says she is moving to France. She doesn’t want to live here anymore. She is tired of hearing you two idiots having sex. She misses me but she thinks I would never come back home. Didn’t you tell her I was coming home?
Cornelius: That also slipped my mind.
(Brandon slaps Cornelius upside the head.)
Brandon: Idiot.
Cornelius: Why don’t you go to France?
Brandon: I don’t have the time.
Cornelius: You’re going to let the women you love get away.
Brandon: I might as well. If she really loved me, she would have took a plane to where I live. Not to that damn French country.
Cornelius: What do you have against France?
Brandon: They don’t speak English.
Cornelius: What are you going to do now?
Brandon: I’m going to fly back to my other home. You get to drive me to the airport.
(Three hours later.)
Brandon: I tell you. Those free hours go quick. Cornelius, when will I see you again?
Cornelius: Hopefully for my wedding in a few weeks.
Brandon: Why don’t you ever tell me anything. You just said you were dating her sister.
Cornelius: I didn’t want to make you angry.
Brandon: The only thing that would make me angry is if I’m not the best man. If I’m not the best man, then I will kill you.
Cornelius: Relax. You are the best man.
Brandon: Good. I got to go. I got a plane to catch.
(Cornelius leaves and Brandon waits for his plane to start boarding.)
Brandon: I hope this will be a fun ride home.
Man: Hey, you should see my new movie.
Brandon: Nicholas Cage.
Nicholas Cage: Yeah, the movie is called Bangkok Dangerous starring me.
Brandon: I might consider seeing it. Where are you heading?
Nicholas Cage: Australia. There is something that I need to find.
Brandon: That’s cool.
Nicholas Cage: It looks like my plane is boarding. Have a good plane trip.
Brandon: Thanks.
(Cage leaves.)
Brandon: He dropped something.
(Brandon picks it up.)
Brandon: It says that there is a treasure in Australia. It is supposedly Steve Irwin’s treasure. I have to find this. I’m going to have to round up some pals for this adventure. It might take me a week though. Hey, my plane is boarding.
(Brandon gets on his plane.)
Brandon: I wonder what movie they are showing.
Airplane movie: Get ready for Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey.
Brandon: Good grief.
(The Peanuts music plays as the plane heads to Brandon’s house.)
Big B: I still can’t believe we found this treasure. With all this money, we could retire early.
Brandon: We could but we have a duty to perform for Global Impact Wrestling every Saturday at 10 PM GMT.
Big B: Is that what time every show starts?
Brandon: That’s what it says on the EI8HT poster. I’ll assume that is the time we always start.
Big B: What do you think about the handicap match this week?
Brandon: I don’t know. I wonder who Travis Roberts pissed off.
Big B: Who knows? Hey, last week you said that this week you would tell me what happened when you went back home. So are you going to tell me?
Brandon: I might as well. I have nothing else to do but look at my treasure. But are you sure you want to hear this story?
Big B: Yeah.
Brandon: Okay, here it is.
(Flashback to two weeks ago.)
Brandon: Stupid cell phones that don’t work. I’ll just have to use this pay phone.
(Brandon calls somebody on the pay phone.)
Big B: Hello.
Brandon: What the fuck were you doing? I leave you alone for a few hours and you are involved in a bank robbery.
Big B: I just wanted to find some friends. I didn’t even get in trouble for the bank robbery.
Brandon: They should have thrown your ass in jail.
Big B: I didn’t fit in the cop car so they let me go.
Brandon: Well, our place better be in one piece when I get back.
Big B: Okay, how was the plane ride?
Brandon: It was okay. I had to watch Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey. Personally, I prefer it over the first Predator movie. It does lack Schwarzenegger though.
Big B: That’s cool. Hey, the pizza man just arrived. I got go.
Brandon: Wait, how many did you order?
(Big B hangs up.)
Brandon: Well, at least we should have pizza for the next two months. Wonder if they have anything cool in the gift shop at this airport.
(Brandon searches around and sees a few DVDs.)
Brandon: Cool, the Black Axis, No Holds Barred, and Guerrilla Warfare DVDs. I got to buy these. Sir, how much do these costs?
Shop Guy: Twenty bucks each.
Brandon: I see how Prescott makes his money.
Shop Guy: Would you like any other DVDs from Global Impact Wrestling? Infinity, Toxic Intent, or the Self Destruction of Rick Ricker.
Brandon: No, those all suck.
(Cornelius enters.)
Cornelius: I should have known that you would be browsing the DVD section.
Brandon: Cornelius, I was wondering when you would show. You have to take me home.
Cornelius: I know. Let’s get the hell out of here. It’s a three hour drive.
(Three hours later.)
Brandon: Those three hours flew by. So are we going to my parents’ house first.
Cornelius: Yes.
Brandon: It will be good to see them again. There’s their house.
(Brandon and Cornelius enter the house.)
Brandon: Mom, dad, I’m home.
Mom: It’s good to see my son.
Dad: Did you bring us any money?
Brandon: Sorry. No money for you.
Dad: Damn.
Brandon: By the way, sorry about that whole Deathman kidnapping you thing. I’m just glad you got out of it alright. I hope I never have to work with Deathman again. Could you imagine teaming up with the guy? He is insane.
Dad: He would have to be insane to kidnap us.
Mom: He could have killed us.
Brandon: It all worked out though. You guys are safe and that’s all that matters.
(Brandon talks with his parents for an hour before he decides to leave with Cornelius.)
Brandon: You are taking me to Kyla’s place right?
Cornelius: Of course I am.
Brandon: Where does she live? Is in an apartment or an actual house?
Cornelius: She lives in a house.
Brandon: Cool. I’m going to play my PSP so tell me when we get there.
(A few minutes later.)
Cornelius: We’re here.
Brandon: Cool. Wait a second. Cornelius, this is your house.
Cornelius: Hold on, let me explain.
Brandon: You stole my girlfriend.
(Brandon chases Cornelius to the front door and Brandon tackles him.)
Brandon: I thought we were best friends.
Cornelius: I’m dating her sister and she is just living with us.
Brandon: Oh, you could have said that sooner. It would have saved you from being tackled.
Cornelius: No problem. It just slipped my mind. Let’s head inside.
(They head in.)
Brandon: Hey, there is a letter.
Cornelius: We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. I wonder who it’s from.
Brandon: If you ever break out into Blues Clues songs ever again, I will kill you.
Cornelius: Sorry. Who is the letter from?
Brandon: It’s from Kyla. It says she is moving to France. She doesn’t want to live here anymore. She is tired of hearing you two idiots having sex. She misses me but she thinks I would never come back home. Didn’t you tell her I was coming home?
Cornelius: That also slipped my mind.
(Brandon slaps Cornelius upside the head.)
Brandon: Idiot.
Cornelius: Why don’t you go to France?
Brandon: I don’t have the time.
Cornelius: You’re going to let the women you love get away.
Brandon: I might as well. If she really loved me, she would have took a plane to where I live. Not to that damn French country.
Cornelius: What do you have against France?
Brandon: They don’t speak English.
Cornelius: What are you going to do now?
Brandon: I’m going to fly back to my other home. You get to drive me to the airport.
(Three hours later.)
Brandon: I tell you. Those free hours go quick. Cornelius, when will I see you again?
Cornelius: Hopefully for my wedding in a few weeks.
Brandon: Why don’t you ever tell me anything. You just said you were dating her sister.
Cornelius: I didn’t want to make you angry.
Brandon: The only thing that would make me angry is if I’m not the best man. If I’m not the best man, then I will kill you.
Cornelius: Relax. You are the best man.
Brandon: Good. I got to go. I got a plane to catch.
(Cornelius leaves and Brandon waits for his plane to start boarding.)
Brandon: I hope this will be a fun ride home.
Man: Hey, you should see my new movie.
Brandon: Nicholas Cage.
Nicholas Cage: Yeah, the movie is called Bangkok Dangerous starring me.
Brandon: I might consider seeing it. Where are you heading?
Nicholas Cage: Australia. There is something that I need to find.
Brandon: That’s cool.
Nicholas Cage: It looks like my plane is boarding. Have a good plane trip.
Brandon: Thanks.
(Cage leaves.)
Brandon: He dropped something.
(Brandon picks it up.)
Brandon: It says that there is a treasure in Australia. It is supposedly Steve Irwin’s treasure. I have to find this. I’m going to have to round up some pals for this adventure. It might take me a week though. Hey, my plane is boarding.
(Brandon gets on his plane.)
Brandon: I wonder what movie they are showing.
Airplane movie: Get ready for Predator 2 starring Danny Glover and Gary Busey.
Brandon: Good grief.
(The Peanuts music plays as the plane heads to Brandon’s house.)