Synergy #42 Results - July 4, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to SYNERGY!

Covert Jay: HUTTAH!

Lieberjosch: We surprisingly have a very stacked card tonight; most of these matches should be of a high caliber, unlike most weeks.

Vinegar: We’re hot off the heels of a great show last week, wherein entrances were hijacked, Code: Fusion made their big return…

Covert Jay: And the awesome power of the Cherry bombs will be shown later tonight...

Vinegar: And our world champion took out two members of the Vicious Kind. What this week holds is yet to be seen, but we can guarantee you, it will be action packed as we work our way down to ‘In your Hands’!

DING! DING!

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for OOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Quick Death”

Quick death blares out of the speakers as Johnny speedily makes his way down to the ring, almost at the level of a slight jog, not bothering to make any eye contact with the fans.

Dennis: Introducing first, from the UK, weighing in at 215lbs……JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNY BLAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny slides into the ring.

Lieberjosch: We usually see Johnny in cooperative action, as we will at ‘In your hands’ against JK and Marek, plus an extra team made up of wrestlers decided by the fans on our online poll.

Covert Jay: It’s not too late; you can still make your votes!

“Given to Fly”

Dennis: Introducing the opponent. Weigh…..hey, wait a minute…..he’s not in the rafters!

Vinegar: By god, he’s right. Enigma’s theme is playing, and yet, we are minus Enigma himself.

Lieberjosch: Maybe he was scared of Johnny’s superior wrestling skill?

Covert Jay: Negative. No ninja is scared of a limey Brit!

Vinegar: We have a camera at Enigma’s locker room, and we are switching the feed to find out what’s going on.

The scene of what looks like a warzone graces our monitors. The TV lies broken on the floor, several potted plants are knocked over and cracked, the sofa lies knocked over, and many of the framed jerseys of Rugby teams and various other Australian teams are broken. In the midst of all this, with blood pooling around his head, matting his long multi-coloured hair. EMTs are quickly on the scene.

EMT#1: Enigma, Enigma! Can you hear me??

*EMT#1 looks at EMT#2*

EMT#1: He’s unconscious, get the stretcher.

EMT#2: On it.

*The 2nd EMT runs off as the first searches for the site of the wound to attempt to stop, or at least slow, the bleeding. Eventually he finds the wound, and attempts to stop the bleeding by applying a bandage. As he does this, his fingers run across a bumpy. He searches through the blood stained hair until he unlodges a small bit of wood, similar to that found at the attack site of Rick Harding. He sighs as he completes wrapping the wound, just before the 2nd EMT returns with the stretcher*

EMT#2: What’s wrong?

EMT#1: Looks like TVK struck again. Load him up; we’ll need to take him to the hospital.

*The feed cuts back to the arena, as all watch in silence as Enigma is loaded onto the stretcher and wheeled out of the room*

Vinegar: Oh my…

Lieberjosch: In all my years, I don’t think I have been this shocked at a backstage attack.

Covert Jay:…….Ninja?

Lieberjosch: No jay, no ninja.

Covert Jay: :’(

Dennis: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, your winner by forfeit…….Johnny Blake!

“Quick Death”

Vinegar: A very telling tune, right there. Enigma has been ambulanced out of the arena; we’ll keep you posted on his condition as time goes on.

Lieberjosch: Blake walks up the ramp, and he does not look pleased with this result. He really wanted to compete by the looks of things.

Covert Jay: Ninja struck down from behind….now I’m sad…

Vinegar: You’ll be back to your over ecstatic self by the next match, I bet. We’ll be right back.

[Lord Hastings]

We catch a glimpse of Prince Rudo flanked by Ymir and Sebastian as they come through an office door. Rudo carries a rolled up document.

Rudo: Thank you for your time and cooperation, gentlemen.

As the members of the Circle leave our view we can see Moss Edwards and Dexter Vines looking sheepish in the office.

Jay: What was that about?

Vinegar: I have a feeling we will find out very soon, because the fatal fourway match is next!

Rob Zombie “How to Make a Monster”

Creepy organ sounds and clattering drums signal the arrival of the Natural Born Killer. He stomps down the ramp, championship gold dragging behind him.

Mitchell: Ladies and gentlemen this next match is a fatal fourway and scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from parts unknown but I'm guessing they have a high crime rate, at 270 pounds he is the Chaos Champion, the NATURAAAAAAAAAL BOOOOOORN KIIIILLEEEERR!

Lieberjosch: I've seen NBK outside the arena all day, chasing butterflies.

Vinegar: Winning the Chaos Championship has seemed to inspire something approaching happiness in the Killer.

Jay: Gabrielle inspires happiness in me. In the pants region.

KHZ “What You Want”

Gabrielle steps out into her lights and cat calls. She smooths her hair and walks down the ramp purposefully. She rolls into the ring and pays no attention to NBK, instead staring straight towards the entrance.

Dennis: And from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing in at 130 pounds and representing the Human Resource Department, GAAAABRIIIIEEEELLLLE!

Vinegar: The Caramel Coated Goddess scored an impressive win last week and is showing a similar focus tonight.

Lieberjosch: Word backstage is that she caught Tyvola with another woman. Surely not an unexpected occurrence but it still wouldn't make me want to be in the ring with her.

Jay: Castrations are forthcoming!

Nonpoint “Everybody Down”

Jet Somers steps onto the ramp with the Cross Hemisphere Belt around his waist, briefcase in his hand, and specks of black paint all over his body. He rushes down the ramp and hands his belt and case to Brian Chartreuse.

Dennis: From Deep Creek, Mississippi, at 185 pounds, he is the Cross-Hemisphere Champion, JEEEEET SOOOOMEEERSSS!

Vinegar: Gabrielle keeping close eye on Somers, she has been waiting to get another chance at him for some time.

Lieberjosch: What do you think he was painting this time?

Jay: I hope it was a bookcase, I have so many books just laying on the floor at home. Books about ninjas!

Vinegar: Of course they are.

Kanye West “Power”

The purple lights and smoke bring out Prince Rudo, followed closely by Sebastian who now holds the paper we saw earlier because the Prince is holding a microphone.

Rudo: And in case your brains are so damaged by your alcohol abuse and TV viewing that you lack the capacity to remember, I am Prince Rudo, and I have spectacular news. Even though you in no way deserve it, you will all get to be witness to history because tonight you will see the first match contested under Royal Rules, which from henceforth will be de rigueur for all my matches. You see, as I explained to the Consortium, I am a man of science, and while many useful observations can be made from within the ring, there comes occasions when an objective view is required, and under their direct orders, I may excuse myself from competition at my own discretion, and allow another member of my Circle to perform in my place for the sake of data collection. I do not expect your feeble minds to understand the importance of my research, but someday when your progeny finally achieve the next stage, your fat bloated rotting desiccated corpses will thank me.

Lieberjosch: Such selflessness. You have to admire a man who works for the greater good.

Jay: I like Sebastian because his mask is shiny.

Vinegar: Apparently the Lord of the Realm can exit the ring if he wishes but it appears he will be starting the match out anyway.

Jay: Somers, NBK, Rudo. There's a lot of crazy in that ring right now.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse calls for the bell and the match is underway. Rudo and NBK are circling each other in the middle of the ring, each trying to get a read on the other.

Jay: It's hard to read someone's face when it's not there.

Lieberjosch: But now turning from each other and striking out at the other two competitors, the Killer throwing a punch at Gabrielle and Rudo teeing off with Somers!

Vinegar: The Prince throwing some stiff forearms to the face of Wild Opie who responds in kind and follows up with some leg kicks. High kick easily ducked by Rudo, who throws his own kick to the hamstring of Somers and an elbow into the chest.

Jay: Hurtin' bombs!

Lieberjosch: On the other side of the ring, NBK has pushed Gabrielle into the corner and is working her toned, smooth skinned midsection with some knee lifts. Now taking a step back to charge in with a clothesline. The Most Dangerous Rumor You've Never Heard taking any early advantage over Gabby.

Vinegar: No advantage found yet between Somers and Rudo, they seem to be relishing the opportunity to trade such stiff strikes. Somers blocks another forearm and starts to unleash a flurry of open palm strikes. He tries to press on with a spinning back fist, the Prince dodges and does his own spin, rolling elbow connects to the side of the Wild Card's head.

Lieberjosch: The Natural Born Killer lifting up Gabrielle, he seems to have his mind set on a corner powerbomb. Gabby floats over, sunset flip!

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Kick out!

NBK taken by surprise but not surprised enough for a full count.

Vinegar: Gabrielle going for a kick to the gut, NBK catches her foot easily. Enziguri...it's ducked...Gabrielle lands on her foot and immediately pushes back up again. Spinning heel kick connects!

Jay: NAUGHTY NINJA!

Lieberjosch: The Chaos Champion lands in the ropes and now Gabrielle showing that she can go hardcore too..

Jay: Backdoor to Chyna!

Lieberjosch: Choking him with the rope, remember that there are not traditionally disqualifications in a fatal four way but she could still be removed from ringside if she doesn't release the hold at Brian Chartreuse's request

Vinegar: Meanwhile Rudo nails Somers with a high kick and the Wild Card responds with a superman punch. Both men covered in welts and starting to slow down. Somers bracing himself for Rudo's next strike, but the Prince leans back and flips himself over the top rope.

Lieberjosch: He's invoking the Royal Rule! Sebastian is entering the ring.

Vinegar: Jet not interested in mixing it up with the young masked man, though. He's jawing at Rudo out on the floor but Sebastian from behind, German Suplex! And rolling through to his feet, he sinks on a rear naked choke!

Lieberjosch: He's trying to bring The Wild Card to the mat so he can clamp it on tighter, Somers knows from applying this hold himself that he can't afford to give up his back so he's straining to lean forward and stay off the ground.

Jay: BOOBS ARE BOUNCING!

Vinegar: Gabby is not letting someone else take out Somers, she's left the Killer and runs over to pluck Sebastian off of Jet, grabbing him by the head and yanking him off straight into a DDT! Somers getting to his feet, she takes him off of them with a hurricarana! Now putting the boots to him.

Jay: Guard your dick!

Lieberjosch: The Caramel Coated Goddess is turning Somers over onto his front and surfboarding his arms, she is really looking to punish him tonight, setting him up for a curbstomp!

Vinegar: But Prince Rudo grabbing her from behind, that research didn't last long huh? Lifting her up.

Jay: HE'S BANISHED HER TO JETVILLE!

Lieberjosch: Banishment, Rudo uses that piledriver maneuver right on top of The Wild Card! Gabby's head is driven into Jet's spine!

Vinegar: Now it's just Rudo and NBK standing in the ring, the Killer steps forward but Rudo is sliding back out of the ring. Is he sending Sebastian back in, more Royal Rule nonsense?

Jay: Different nonsense!

Vinegar: Rudo and his young assistant are backing up the ramp? NBK is watching them go, and shakes his head. I think I concur, this is strange.

Lieberjosch: Your unevolved brain just can't process the level that Prince Rudo operates on, Nicholas.

Vinegar: Alright, then you explain it to me.

Lieberjosch:....Hey look, Gabrielle's getting back up!

Vinegar: And NBK notices too, he's charging forward. RUMOUR HAS IT!

Jay: Ninja dodge!

Vinegar: Gabby moves at the last second and the Natural Born Killer crashes into the turnbuckle!

Jay: Never spear at an angle, it never works.

Lieberjosch: Gabby pulling him out of the corner with a schoolboy!

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Kick out!

Vinegar: Both competitors getting to their feet, Gabby springs off the rope, Flash Kick! Lateral press

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Kick out!

Lieberjosch: The Natural Born Killer is not making this easy for Gabrielle, she picks him and puts him into position. Jay, do the honors.

Jay: BUTT WIGGLE FOLLOWED BY THE 34 DD DDT!

Vinegar: Gabrielle making the pin while staring daggers at Jet.

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DING DING!

Dennis: Here is your winner, GAAAAABRIIIIIEEEEELLLLLE!

Vinegar: Another impressive win for Gabby, and another strange occurrence surrounding Prince Rudo.

Jay: All that focus on him, you'd think a certain someone was booking this match.

Vinegar: But now all the focus can be on Gabrielle, who puts another W on the board for the HRD, up next we will see if Travis Pierce can do the same!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Our special Fourth of July edition of Synergy continues now with a match between two former Heavyweight Champions.

Jay: The difference being that one of them managed to do it without a full support cast.

Vinegar: Are you actually siding with Donovan Hastings?

Jay: Well I figure Hans is going to side with the HRD, as he does.

Lieberjosch: All hail the HRD!

Jay: See.

Lieberjosch: Pardon? I wasn’t listening.

Vinegar: Well that’s awfully convenient.

Pyros explode on the opening rifts of the song, and as the music softens Travis Pierce comes out from backstage and walks to the ring.

Jay: I sometimes wonder how often you have to not so subtly poke a person before they update their bio.

Vinegar: Huh?

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first- oh fuck it- Travis Pierce!

Jay: See, even Mitchell is tired of it.

Vinegar: You make no sense sometimes.

Jay: Your inability to read makes no sense.

Hastings wears a dark cloak to the ring. When he comes out he pauses on the stage and performs his taunt. He has an almost regal aura to him.

Jay: To be fair though that isn’t much better.

Dennis: And is opponent! From Hartford, Connecticut! Weighing in at 230lbs! Donovaaan Haaastings!!!

Jay: That is though.

Lieberjosch: Will you just cease your incessant babbling for a few minutes.

Jay: Ok, but only for a few.

Lieberjosch: Can you believe Owen Peterson is being allowed to referee another match? Not just any match either, but Donovan Hastings match!

Vinegar: I thought you were supporting Pierce.

Lieberjosch: Yes but I’m also supporting fair play and high officiating standards.

Vinegar: Old GIW fans will recall that this is not the first time Donovan Hastings has had deep rooted and highly unfounded issues with Owen Peterson’s officiating ability. The first time around things didn’t go well for him.

Lieberjosch: No-one cares about the history lesson, this one is about to start.

Vinegar: Owen calling for the bell.

Ding! Ding!

Lieberjosch: At least he got that right.

Vinegar: Pierce goes to lock up but Hastings intercepts him with a closed right hand to the jaw that staggers him back. Peterson tentatively admonishing Hastings for that.

Lieberjosch: Hastings just pushes Owen aside and closes on the slowly recovering Pierce.

Vinegar: You see this is what I hate about Donovan Hastings. For all his talk of corruption and wanting to see fair play he only wants it if it benefits him at the time.

Jay: Quiet, Hans’s guys getting a beating.

Vinegar: Pierce pulled himself up with the ropes from that illegal punch and Hastings is opening up with some knife edge chops, lighting up the chest of Pierce. Followed up with an Irish whip across the ring and a shoulder block puts him back down. Hastings comes off the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop. Quick cover.

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Vinegar: Pierce quick to kick out.

Lieberjosch: That’s HRD power.

Vinegar: And Hastings now is accusing Owen of making a slow count. He’s getting in his face and driving him back to the corner.

Lieberjosch: Pierce uses his HRD level intelligence to get behind the distracted Hastings and takes him down with a belly to back suplex.

Vinegar: Hastings temper and paranoia harming his efforts early on here. Pierce working him over with boots to the body and head. Pulls Hastings back to his feet and plants him with a scoop slam, followed up with a standing leg drop.

Lieberjosch: Pierce has a whole new level of inspiration now. He’s not going to let Donovan Hastings get in the way of his and the HRD’s return to prominence.

Vinegar: Pierce going up top now.

Lieberjosch: Oh no, no, no.

Vinegar: Could be looking for the Piercing Blow.

Jay: Hastings is on his feet though.

Vinegar: But Pierce knocks him down with a missile dropkick. Now with a cover of his own.

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Vinegar: Hastings kicks out. Pierce bringing him up to his feet again and Hastings pokes him in the eye.

Jay: Suuuuuuuupeeeeerkiiiiiiiick!

Vinegar: Another illegal move by Hastings.

Lieberjosch: And Peterson hasn’t done anything about. How does he still dare to call himself a referee?

Vinegar: He’s probably still worried after last time he tried to make a call. Hastings hits Pierce with DDT and goes straight to Owen again. What’s his problem this time?

Jay: He’s accusing Owen of making a fast count for Pierce in his previous cover.

Vinegar: That’s absurd. Hastings now demonstrating the correct cadence for Owen before finally going to back to his opponent. Pierce still clearly feeling the effects of that DDT and is slow getting up. Hastings whips him to the ropes and takes him over with a big power slam on the rebound. Holds it for the pin.

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Lieberjosch: Pierce kicks out!

Vinegar: Hastings has just shot to his feet and shoved Owen to the ground. He’s repeating his demonstration of the correct cadence. Hastings arrogance is unbelievable. There was nothing wrong with that count or any other in this match.

Jay: Someone agrees with you.

Lieberjosch: What’s he doing out here?

Vinegar: Chris Peterson is making his way out to ringside and I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t stand by while a member of my family was treated that way either.

Lieberjosch: Well he should keep out of this match, it’s not his business.

Vinegar: Hastings making sure to tell him that himself. Again he’s left himself open though and Pierce stalks him. Hastings turns- The Truth Hurts! Pierce just nailed him.

Jay: Hastings manages to roll under the bottom rope though. That could by him valuable recovery time.

Vinegar: You didn’t say ninja escape.

Jay: Donovan Hastings is no ninja.

Vinegar: Pierce frustrated but at least he’s not taking it out on the referee.

Lieberjosch: Well it’s ok when the referees aren’t all conspiring against you.

Vinegar: Whose side are you on?

Lieberjosch: I don’t even know anymore!

Vinegar: Pierce drops down to ringside and pulls Hastings to his feet. Owen making the count, now up to three. Pierce takes a moment to slam Hastings head into the guard rail before rolling him back in under the bottom rope and sliding in after him.

Lieberjosch: Why must they fight? Don’t they know I love them both?

Jay: …that’s…weird.

Vinegar: Um, so, Pierce locking in a neck crank. Working over that part of Hastings body. The Lord of Pain unable to reach the ropes and Owen asking him if he wants to quit.

Lieberjosch: Of course he doesn’t.

Vinegar: So instead he grabs Owen by the collar and yanks him into Pierce. The two butt heads and Pierce is made to break the hold.

Jay: That looked painful.

Vinegar: There’s a deep gash formed on Owen’s brow that starting to bleed quite badly.

Lieberjosch: Interference!

Vinegar: Seems Chris has had enough. He’s climbed into the ring and just jumped on Hastings. Raining down punches on him!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Your winner, via disqualification! Donovan Hastings!

Vinegar: Peterson called for the bell and disqualified Pierce due to Chris’s interference and Chris can hardly believe it.

Lieberjosch: Well at least Owen managed to make one right call this match.

Jay: Pierce doesn’t look to happy about it either.

Vinegar: And Owen’s getting the hell out of dodge.

Jay: Where does he think he’ll go? Anyone can follow the blood trail.

Vinegar: Chris is off after him and just manages to avoid getting blindsided by Pierce. Hastings doesn’t look too good in the ring and Pierce decides to leave him there.

Jay: Someone should be out to scrape him off the floor soon.

Vinegar: They’d better do. The returning Code: Fusion are set to take on the Vicious Kind next!

[Lord Hastings]

The camera’s cut backstage and find The Caramel Goddess, surprisingly with a broad smile upon her face and a microphone held up to her lips. The UGWC audience whistles and unleashes catcalls as her shoulderless white dress hugs her curves perfectly.

Gabrielle: Gabrielle Montgomery here with a special edition of TPT: live and I have a shocking report that everybody will want to listen too.

Again she smiles, cheesily so in fact as she then tosses her long hair over one of shoulders.

Gabrielle: Now we all know that current member of The Vicious Kind JK is an Australian and thus is a very unsavoury person to begin with. But many people this reporter included gave him the benefit of the doubt for many years despite the fact he comes from a backwards and frankly upside down country where the woman can’t hope to look half as sumptuous as I do. And yes he’s uncivilised and uncouth, he knocked up his girlfriend before either of them were old enough to drive and then rushed her down the aisle while she was fat and bloated. He’s now turned his back on his family…this is all shocking behaviour, or at least it would be if he were from a civilised country instead of being from a land that’s only contribution to the world is the rotary washing line. But still may people thought and wished for the best for Mr. King…but I’m afraid that things just keep getting worse…it takes a lot to make an Australian male walk out on a young nubile woman that puts out…but I think I have discovered why and simultaneously given the world another reason to despise JK and in fact the entire Vicious Kind.

Gabrielle’s smile turns a little more sinister as she then holds up an obviously doctored photo.

Gabrielle: Now at a passing glance this could seem innocent enough, here we have JK praying…well kneeling before the former angel known as Ezekiel. There’s nothing wrong with that, some people pray to delusional men while others pray to a Goddess that could turn Elton John straight. But look at this…Zeke appears to be wearing no pants…and that smile is far too happy to be prayer related, I’ve seen that smile many times before personally directed down towards me…

She blushes after realising what she’s said.

Gabrielle: We’ve all heard about the priest’s that grape the children in their congregation, I guess Angels do the same as well, Zeke obviously couldn’t resist that childlike mouth and JK being Australian probably believed doing that would take him to heaven.

This has been a live Piercing Truth news update with Gabrielle Montgomery.

The lights then dim and Gabrielle chuckles as she looks into the camera once more and teasingly waves presumably at JK.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: OK Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is something of a grudge match. Both members of Code Fusion...is that right?

Covert Jay: I'll check...Yup, Code Fusion is the tag team name, Red Fusion and Code Red are the individuals...

Lieberjosch: In Article number 293 I wrote an in depth analysis of how easily wrestling fans can be confused by similar sounding names. These guys obviously didn't read it.

Covert Jay: Funny how we all couldn't remember it now even though we've all been talking about them all night, but we've never been big on continuity like that around here.

Vinegar: Both members of Code Red...dammit...I mean Fusion, Cold Fusion...NO....Code Fusion, both members of Code Fusion blame their opponents tonight for injuries suffered a few months ago which forced them from the ring.

Covert Jay: Luckily they took roughly the same amount of time to heal and recuperate, so they were able to make this joint comeback, rather than staggering it.

Lieberjosch: It's a classic tale, boy meets boy, boy injures boy, boy comes back for revenge. It's timeless.

Vinegar: And we're about to see if JK and Ezekiel know what's in store for them.

“Shoot to Thrill”

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is a Cooperative Match and is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, COOOOOOOOOOODDDDDEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSIIIIOOOONNNN!!!

Vinegar: Show off!

The lights start flickering blue and red. Red Fusion and Code Red walk out onto the stage. They both then leapfrog into the ring and the turnbuckles explode with a red pyro. They hit opposite turnbuckles and outstretch their arms to more cheers from the crowd. They then hope down and pace around the ring.

Vinegar: both men looking intently at the stage awaiting their opponents.

'Confrontation'

Dennis: And their opponents, TTTTHHHHEEEE VVVVIIIIIICCCIIIIOOOOUUUUSSSSS KKKKKIIIIINNNNNDDDD!!!

The words ‘Don’t.. Be.. Silent’ are faded onto the GlobalTron as they are spoken. After those words are spoken, the word ‘Fight’ is screamed over the PA System as ‘Confrontation’ by Otep begins to play. Ezekiel and JK walk out onto the ramp as Scarlet trails behind them. Ezekiel gets on his knees as JK stands behind him and both men hold out their opened hands, setting off pyro all around the arena. Ezekiel gets back to his feet and the two men walk down to the ring, jumping onto the apron. JK climbs into the ring as Ezekiel scales the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. JK gets onto the ropes near Ezekiel and as pyro fall, both men raise their hands into the air, soaking in the reaction of the audience. Both men jump down as Ezekiel takes a knee again, arms out. Scarlet removes Ezekiel’s jacket as JK does his five-finger pose. As Scarlet exits the ring, the two men stand in their corner.

Vinegar: And the match gets under way almost immediately, and it's JK and Red Fusion to start up. And they lock up, Fusion getting the upper hand, and getting JK into a wristlock..

Lieberjosch: JK though cartwheels, reversing the hold and then raises his foot into Fusions face before letting go.

Vinegar: he whips Fusion into the ropes, and then hit's him with a high drop kick...

Lieberjosch: Fusion gets up quickly, and is able to thwart The Cyclone's next efforts, and counters into a pavement slam, that smashes JK's back to the canvas...

Vinegar: both men getting to their feet and looking for their partners, and JK is quickest across, and he tags in Ezekiel.

Lieberjosch: Zeke flies across the ring, and executes a bulldog to Fusion, and grabs him by the legs and drags him further away from his partner. Clever tactics, classic Cooperative moves, split the ring, divide and conquer...

Vinegar: Zeke drags Fusion to his feet and whips him into TVK's corner, before walking over...and he jams his thumb in Fusion's eye directly in front of Sam Green, who has no choice but to speak to him...Zeke though turning the ref's back, and JK takes the opportunity to strangle Fusion with that tag rope.

Lieberjosch: Don't ever say TVK don't know how to adapt to their surroundings...

Vinegar: Ezekiel was once a seasoned Tag team expert, and this comes in to play now, as he finally allows Green to turn round as JK releases Fusion, who slumps to a seated position, and is slammed in the face with Ezekiel's knee.

Lieberjosch: And they make a tag, keeping it fresh, great technique and tactics by these guys.

Vinegar: Zeke knows he has a five count to get out of the ring, and he intends to use that. He slams Fusion to the canvas, turns..grabs JK....SUPLEX INTO A 450 SPLASH!

Lieberjosch: Zeke just tosses his partner ion the air, and down onto Fusion, and he gets out as JK goes for the cover....


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Vinegar: NO! Code Red breaks the pin, and forces Sam green to escort him out of the ring, but as soon as green's back is turned Ezekiel gets back into the ring, and now he and JK both stomp down on Red Fusion. This causes Code Red to try and help his friend, but it also means Sam green is distracted from this two on one, and Ezekiel only rolls out of the ring as Code Red realises he has to get out to save his partner a beatdown.

Lieberjosch: Zeke and JK have been smart tonight, they know both these guys have been out of the ring for quite some time, they're rusty and they're not gonna give either man time to refresh their skills.

Vinegar: They have been dominant so far, and JK takes Fusion down as he tries to get to his feet with a spinning kick, and then hits a springboard moon sault off the second rope. We haven't seen a better example of cutting a ring in half in UGWC for quite some time.

Lieberjosch: They're doing it with precision and forethought, and now JK tags Zeke back in, and they hit Wheelbarrow Bomb and Neckbreaker...Zeke making the cover....Code Red willing the crowd to get behidn Fusion, because he knows if he goes in the ring he's signing his partner to an execution.



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Vinegar: KICKOUT! Fusion kicks out...

Lieberjosch: Zeke's not worried however, and grabs him by the head and starts to lift him to his feet...

Vinegar: AFTERSHOCK! Out of nowhere, Fusion drives those knee's into Zeke's face...

Lieberjosch: not to worry JK will put him back down with a Clothesline...

Vinegar: Fusion ducks behind JK....SLEEPER SLAM!...He collapses tot he floor, and now he crawls towards Code Red who has his hand outstretched...he inches closer, as Ezekiel gets to his feet....AND MAKES THE TAG!

Lieberjosch: But Zeke is now up, and he races towards Code Red...

Vinegar: Who takes him back down with a stiff right, JK back to his feet, but the same fate awaits him....and Zeke again....and again to JK...Code Red puff's out his chest he's on fire now...Zeke is back up...TASTE OF REALITY!.

Lieberjosch: I'm pretty sure Zeke won't have enjoyed being given a superkick himself their...

Vinegar: What goes around comes around...

Lieberjosch: But JK finally gets a punch in, it sends Code Red back a few steps....JK grabs him....THE CYLONE...

Vinegar: Zeke back up....grabs the feet...

Lieberjosch: VISCOUS CYCLE!!!

Vinegar: Zeke makes the cover as JK slides from the ring...

Lieberjosch: Fusion in no state to help his partner...



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2...



Vinegar: JK HAS CODE REDS FEET! HE'S HOLDING HIM DOWN!!!



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Dennis: Here are your winners.....TTTTTHHHEEEEE VVVVIIIIIIIICCCCIIIIIOOOOOUUUUSSS KKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDD!!!!

Vinegar: Code: Fusion put up a great battle towards the end, but they're time out of the ring caught up with them. It was a great effort, but the Vicious Kind have too much momentum, and deviousness about them right now, and it was too much for the comeback kids.

Covert: It seems it’s not over.

Ezekiel and JK each grab a member of Code:Fusion and unceremoniously dump them from the ring. Ezekiel then reaches through the ropes and demands a microphone.

Leiberjosch: This should be good.

Vinegar: What’s your reasoning there?

Leiberjosch: The guy used to preach in a church. He obviously has a way with words.

Ezekiel: Surprise, surprise. The Vicious Kind stand tall in the ring once again.

The fans rain down boos upon him as he smirks.

Ezekiel: Code:Fusion, I told you that you didn’t belong in the ring with us. You injure yourselves trying to prove something, return out of nowhere, and expect some sort of results? Bro, you’re fooling yourselves.

He looks up the ramp at the two men walking away from the ring.

Ezekiel: Do me a favor, UGWC fans. Choose Code:Fusion to be the 3rd team at In Your Hands. I’m almost begging you to put them into the ring against The Vicious Kind another time. It won’t be JK and myself in the ring, it will be Marek instead. Marek..

He shakes his head a bit, while smirking again.

Ezekiel: He’s the epitome of vicious. I’m sure you all remember what he did to Xavier. Anyways, at In Your Hands, TVK will take another step further into the spotlight. Thames Valley Hit Squad, you boys were begging for more competition after facing The Rebelutionary B-Squad, Russo & Tacker, and other bullshit teams time and again. Be careful what you wish for. You’ve been given what you asked for and defeating you boys will the first step in shutting up Ooley and his talentless goon squad. Ooley, you pooled together a bunch of rejects and tied them together so you could be their puppetmaster and the only thing you’ve done worth noting is a 30-day title reign with Travis Pierce at the helm.

He softly claps, his expression oozing sarcasm.

Ezekiel: Congratulations, bro. At In Your Hands, a real champion will step forward into the light. The Vicious Kind aren’t going anywhere. That’s not some bullshit statement or some sort of fact I pulled from the back of my mind. It’s simply one thing...

Ezekiel looks over to JK and hands him the microphone.

JK: It’s the vicious truth, mate. Mark the date on your calendars. The take-over continues on July 18th.

JK tosses the microphone down as ‘Confrontation’ by Otep begins to play and the two men exit the ring to a chorus of boos.

Vinegar: The Vicious Kind as intense as ever, folks.

Leiberjosch: Did you come up with that all by yourself?

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It's been another spectacular night here on Synergy, and it is time for the main event!

Lieberjosch: But before we get to that, we take a moment to remind you that In Your Hands voting continues this week!

Covert Jay: The fans have already passed on the opportunity to slap two random people together and instead have selected Code Fusion to join the Vicious Kind in challenging for the Cooperative Championship, and this week they'll be voting for the challenger for the Chaos Championship!

Lieberjosch: Three nominees will be announced as potential challengers on UGWC.com, and the fans will vote for their choice, who will go on to face the Natural Born Killer for the Chaos Championship at In Your Hands!

Vinegar: I'm sure we're all looking forward to that, but in the meantime let's get back to the action!

"Vow" starts, and the arena goes black with red lights strobing all over the place in time to the opening guitar riffs. When the music cresendoes, the lights goes into a steady red all over the arena, and a light blue spotlight shines on the entrance as The Talk comes out with his Mallet Of Doom (tm) slung across his shoulders. He walks down, taking his time, looking all around the arena with an unreadable gaze. When he hits the ring, he stands on the apron staring out into the crowd. As the song crescendoes into the chorus for the first time, he raises his Mallet Of Doom (TM) with one hand and pyros blow the all around the perimeter of the ring in red, blue, and white. On the Titantron, when The Talk comes out for the first time, "The Talk Of The Town" fills the screen in huge letters, followed by clips of The Talk wrestling and laughing maniacally.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, The Talk of the Town, ALAN FERANNNNDEEZZZZZZ!!!!!

Vinegar: Alan Fernandez has been impressive as of late, really starting to make a name for himself here in UGWC.

Lieberjosch: And a strong performance here tonight against the World Champion could go a long way in blazing a path to the top in his future.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYYYVOLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola practically born and bred to be a fighter, can you imagine what he'd being doing if he wasn't an Entertainment Professional?

Covert Jay: Time.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke getting us underway, Fernandez bouncing on his heels, a smile on his face, seems to be looking forward to this match.

Lieberjosch: Rumors have it Fernandez views Tyvola as a potential ally.

Covert Jay: The rest of us view him as a candidate to walk the green mile.

Lieberjosch: That's uncalled for.

Covert Jay: Do you like grapes too?

Lieberjosch: Eh?

Covert Jay: You prefer white or red?

Vinegar: Fernandez feinting several reaches towards the legs of the champion, looking for an opening.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola just staring back at him, probably wondering what his problem is.

Vinegar: Fernandez grabs him by the arm, twists it behind him.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola knocks him away with an elbow, turns and boots him down.

Vinegar: But Fernandez manages to pull him into an inside cradle!





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TWO!!!





Vinegar: Tyvola kicks out!

Covert Jay: Both men to their feet, the Talk takes Tyvola down with an arm drag, holding the arm, applying leverage.

Vinegar: Tyvola twists and stands right into a powerslam.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola working the power game, as opposed to Fernandez, who seems to be viewing this as an exhibition.

Covert Jay: He doesn't want Tyvola to take it personally.

Lieberjosch: Has he met him before?

Vinegar: Tyvola staring at Fernandez as he makes it back to his feet.

Lieberjosch: World champ off the ropes, Fernandez ducks a clothesline.

Covert Jay: Victory roll!

Vinegar: Pinning predicament for Fernandez!





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TWO!!!





Vinegar: Tyvola kicks out again!

Covert Jay: Alan Fernandez is long been known as the Innovator of Offense, he can work a lot of different styles, knows a lot of different ways to score a pin.

Vinegar: Both men to their feet, hitting the ropes!

Lieberjosch: WRONG WAY WAR HAMMER!!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola covers with a lateral press!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Fernandez gets the shoulder up!

Lieberjosch: Some commotion on the ramp!

Covert Jay: FEAR!!!

Vinegar: Phrxius Deimos tearing down the ramp, slides into the ring behind Tyvola!

Covert Jay: NUMBING!!!

Lieberjosch: That's a blatant disqualification!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke is calling for the bell!

Dennis: Here is your winner, as a result of a disqualification, TYVOLLLAAAA!!!

Vinegar: What's Deimos doing now?

Lieberjosch: He's taken a chain out from under the ring!

Vinegar: Phrixus Deimos is wrapping the chain around Tyvola!

Lieberjosch: So much for Fernandez's high road! We were led to believe he was some kind of white knight, and now his partner with this assault on the World Champion!

Vinegar: But look at the expression on the face of Alan Fernandez, he looks as shocked as anybody, as Deimos whips Tyvola with the other end of the very chain he is wrapped up in!

Lieberjosch: Well why doesn't he stop him?

Covert Jay: Alan Fernandez will never lift a finger against the man he considers his blood brother, no matter what he does!

Vinegar: Tyvola is helpless!

Lieberjosch: GABBY!

Vinegar: Gabrielle Montgomery rushing to the ring, she's going after Deimos!

Lieberjosch: But he is ready for her, spins and takes her down with a drop toe hold!

Covert Jay: And Fear puts her into Millenial Decay!

Vinegar: And could this has been the plan all along, a trap set for Montgomery, part of FSC's campaign against the Human resources Department?

Lieberjosch: Somebody needs to help Gabby, she's in agony!

Vinegar: Here comes the rest of the Department!

Lieberjosch: Travis Pierce and the Thames Valley Hit Squad, rushing to the ring!

Covert Jay: But the Talk springs back into action!

Vinegar: Deimos releasing Montgomery, joining with Fernandez to face the others!

Lieberjosch: First he stands back, now he defends him.

Covert Jay: I told you, they're like brothers.

Vinegar: But the numbers are overwhelming them, it's three on two.

Covert Jay: But here comes Jet Somers!

Vinegar: Jet Somers coming to even the odds, goes right after Pierce!

Covert Jay: And Somers, together with Fear and Alan, are able to clear the ring of the Human Resources Department!

Vinegar: Somers glaring right at Deimos, Tyvola starting to stir, this situation still very volitile.

Lieberjosch: Director on the stage!

Vinegar: The Department has regrouped on the stage, and Director Ooley is with them, and he has a microphone!

Ooley: What a revolting development this has turned out to be. I'll tell you what, though, it's given Ol' Bob an idea. In two weeks, we've got our next big event, In Your Hands. That means we still have one Synergy to go, and it's going to be a blockbuster main event. It'll be an eight person cooperative match, the Human Resources Department against Astro Bummers, Orlando Hernandez, Scared, and Ebola!

Vinegar: What a match! These four look ready to tear each other apart as it is, they're going to have to team together next week!

Lieberjosch: Somers still staring uneasily at Deimos, Tyvola trying to get the chains off, I can't imagine either of these two teaming next week with Deimos!

Ooley: And just to spice things up, we're going to have a special guest referee, one who can keep things...in order, and a special eye on Ebola...Nick Wheeler!

Vinegar: Ezekiel Pax!!!!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel just rushed out of the crowd past us, he jumps up onto a turnbuckle!

Covert Jay: THE EYE OPENER!!!

Vinegar: Ezekiel crashes down on Tyvola as the champ is trying to get lose from the chains, and he rolls out of the ring and away before Somers can grab hold of him!

Lieberjosch: Just a week before they meet at In Your Hands, Ezekiel Pax will be officiating Tyvola's match!

Vinegar: And it's an eight person cooperative match, no less!

Covert Jay: And don't forget to log onto UGWC.com and vote for the challenger for the Chaos Championship!

Vinegar: We'll see you next week, on Synergy!

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opener
JK

Fatal Fourway
Rudo

Hastings vs Pierce
A-Kis

Gabby's Report
DJS

Cooperative Match
T-Rob

Main Event
Hastings

['The Cyclone' JK]

Great show, everyone. Full of definite twists and turns. Gabby's report was pretty funny, and it did give me some ideas for a reply promo next week, the return of Ground Zero, methinks .
One drawback (and incredibly minor in the long run) Gabby lost to Jet last week. Like I said, it's minor, but just putting it out there xP
good work to all involved this week!

[Orgabsmic]

Glad you liked Gabbys report JK.

This was a good show, with quite the ending, that'll be a big match next week.

[EZRA]

Holy Shit. I didn't even know I was Nick Wheeler until it was specified. haha..

Anyways, awesome show like the others said. Full of surprises. The Gabby Report was great. Didn't see that coming. Glad that everyone knows JK is the woman of the relationship.

Looking forward to next week as the special guest referee. Should be an interesting one.

[Lord Hastings]

Just an update, there are THREE polls this week for IYH voting, one for the Chaos Championship (select challenger) and two for the World Championship (select the title that each competitor will have to use for their RP, and address within their RP).