Synergy #43 Results - July 11th, 2011

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We are just one week away from In Your Hands, when the futures of our entertainment professionals are up to you, the fans!

Lieberjosch: But tonight, it is still in the hands of the Consortium, and Director Ooley has given us a huge eight person cooperative match main event!

Covert Jay: The Human Resources Department takes on Tyvola, Jet Somers, and FSC, and Ezekiel Pax in the referee!

Vinegar: Volitile, to say the least, but we start tonight with a traditional two-on-two cooperative match!

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Down Under's Best High Flyer, EEEEEEEEENIGMAAA!!!

Vinegar: Enigma was one of three candidates to challenge for the Chaos Championship next week at In Your Hands.

Covert Jay: But the fans have instead chosen Prince Rudo for the honor, and he will face NBK next week.

"X Gon Give It To Ya" hits, and Chris Peterson joins his partner in the ring.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, CHRIS PEEEEEEETERRRRSONNNNNN!!!!!

Vinegar: Young Peterson will be facing Donovan Hastings next week.

Lieberjosch: And after our show tonight, log-on to UGWC.com, where you'll be able to vote for who should be the referee for that match!

Vinegar: You'll also be able to vote for a challenger to the Cross-Hemisphere Title, with the runner-ups in that vote being entered into a battle royal to determine a new number one contender to that same title.

The lights flicker to green and gold as in the veins of death valley kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK sombre mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose.

Dennis: And introducing their opponents, first, The Cyclone, JAYYYYY KAYYYYY!!!!!

Vinegar: JK of the Vicious Kind will be teaming with Marek Daisuke to challenge for the Cooperative Championships at In Your Hands.

Covert Jay: As will the winners of the fan vote, Code: Fusion.

"How To Make a Monster" plays, and the Natural Born Killer stalks to the ring.

Dennis: And his partner, the Most Dangerous Rumor You've Never Heard, the NATURAL BORN KILLLLLLERRRRR!!!!!

Vinegar: NBK has certainly made for a good champion, a strong recent addition to our roster, and as we said just a few moments ago, he'll be defending against another strong recent addition, Prince Rudo.

Lieberjosch: This should be a good opening contest.

Vinegar: Hold on a second, something on the GloboTron.

Covert Jay: It's Hastings!

The GloboTron shows Donovan Hastings, appearing to be in a janitor's closet.

Hastings: Hey there, kid. I know you have a match and all, but thought you might want to know about this.

He steps aside, revealing a person strapped in a chair, a pillowcase over the head.

Hastings: Good luck out there.

Vinegar: Does he have Owen Peterson tied up there?

Lieberjosch: Well, there is a price to be paid when you don't do your job correctly.

Vinegar: Chris Peterson running up the ramp, going backstage!

Lieberjosch: Look at him, abandoning his partner. Kids these days.

Covert Jay: And it looks like Enigma is going to have to shoulder the load alone.

DING DING!

Vinegar: He might be fine with that, as he stares across the ring at JK, who Enigma is certain to be happy to get his hands on.

Lieberjosch: Brawl starts the match, blows exchanged by JK and Enigma, Enigma overpowers him back into the ropes.

Vinegar: Whips JK across the ring, off the ropes into a dropkick, Enigma goes right into a cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: JK kicks out.

Lieberjosch: An early cover by Enigma, but given the situation he's in, with his partner abandoning him, good strategy, try to finish this match as quickly as possible.

Vinegar: Chris Peterson didn't abandon Enigma, he ran backstage to save his grandfather!

Lieberjosch: Is he here right now?

Vinegar: No.

Lieberjosch: Well, okay then.

Covert Jay: He's got you there.

Lieberjosch: I'm not sure I like when you agree with me.

Vinegar: Side headlock applied by Enigma, JK stands into a side suplex.

Lieberjosch: JK springboards into a hurricarana!

Covert Jay: But Enigma blocks and slams him to the mat!

Vinegar: Shoulders down!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: JK kicks out again!

Lieberjosch: Enigma looking for pinning predicaments, surprisingly smart strategy continues.

Vinegar: Enigma gets to his feet, springboards into a crossbody!

Covert Jay: PELE KICK!!!

Lieberjosch: JK counters with the Pele Kick, a brilliant counter by JK!

Covert Jay: Five fingers in the air!

Vinegar: JK looking for the Cyclone, but something seems to catch his eye.

Lieberjosch: Not sure what he could be looking at, something at ringside.

Vinegar: JK tags out to NBK, drops out of the ring.

Lieberjosch: NBK rushes into the ring with a throat clutch takedown!

Vinegar: And Sam Green forces him to break a choke, as JK is at ringside, staring at the crowd.

Covert Jay: It's Code Red!

Vinegar: Code Red sitting in the front row, taunting JK, they'll both be a part of the Cooperative Championship match next week.

Covert Jay: Code Red holding up a ticket for the seat!

Lieberjosch: I'm not sure why he needs it, considering he is a member of the active roster in good standing.

Vinegar: NBK pulling Enigma back up.

Covert Jay: HERE WE GO!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma surprises NBK with a signature manuever, and now he takes out JK at ringside with a suicide dive over the top rope!!

Lieberjosch: Enigma capitalizing on the distraction, but he needs to focus on the opponent that is active in the ring!

Vinegar: He is about to, as Enigma goes to the middle rope!

Covert Jay: FADER!!!!

Lieberjosch: RUMOUR HAS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma coming out of his roll, trying to complete the Fader, but NBK exploded off the mat, caught him with that brutal spear, and he's got a cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





THREE!!!





Dennis: Here are your winners, JK and the NATURAL BORN KILLLLLERRRR!!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma put in a valiant effort, but he was on his own against two men, and couldn't overcome the odds here tonight!

Lieberjosch: And let's check in with the person that abandoned him!

Vinegar: He's helping his grandfather!

We cut backstage, where Chris Peterson is rushing through the hallway, pushes a stagehand out of his way.

Peterson: Grandpa!

He comes to a janitor's closet, and kicks open the door, revealing the prisoner, but as he enters the room, Donovan blindsides him and knocks him down. The prisoner stands up and pulls off the pillowcase to reveal herself as Calypso. She hands Donovan the chair, and he uses it to pin Chris to the ground, before sitting backwards on it so that he can look down at his victim's face.

Hastings: I have to tell you, I don't do this for everybody. I suppose you really have managed to get my attention. Just wanted to make sure you understand that next week, the card might be in the fan's hands, and your grandfather's fate might be in your hands, but your fate...is in mine.

Donovan laughs and slaps Chris on the head before he and Calypso leave, and Chris hurls the chair aside in anger.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy” crawls out through the speakers as a loud flooding of booing comes out from the sea of fans in attendance. JK slowly makes his way out in his Queensland Reds Rugby jersey, an almost blank expression on his face as if to show how he doesn’t care for the reaction he is receiving. He continues to march out down to the ring, before making a quick slide underneath the bottom rope.

Vinegar: This is a surprise, looks like we have an impromptu visit from ‘The Vicious Cyclone’.

Covert Jay: Ninja got something on his mind. Maybe it’s a retort to Titties McGee’s report?

Lieberjosch: It’s possible, although I am less excited for this than I was for Gabby’s report.

JK grabs the mic lying on the ground and waits for the music to die down.

JK: G’day.

Slight booing as JK lowers the mic.

JK: First off, Code Red, I still got to finalise that match you wanted with me. Unfortunately, the PPV this week already has the two of us booked by a fan vote, so let’s tangle at the next PPV. I will decide on our match by next Synergy.

JK paces a little.

JK: Last week, Gabby tried to be vicious. She thought a doctored photo would get me in an uproar, obviously it hasn’t worked. I got a bit of entertainment from it, while Big double D’s showed how easy it is to get under her skin.....and her pants, but that’s another story for Boss P to tell.

A few laughs.

Covert Jay: I’d love to be in her skin...

Lieberjosch: You Pervert!

JK: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the return of Ground Zero! As per normal, we will be interviewing a guest quite close to McDouble-Bubble’s heart later on. But first, we have the photo that Gabby tried to return some attack with, can we show it?

A photo appears on the Titantron. This time, the photo shows Gabby, Boss P, Duncan, a Horse, and Jet Somers in the act of coitus. JK acts quite surprised, albeit we can tell this was part of his plan.

JK: Looks like we managed to unearth the photo she tried to shop over the top of....Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, the big titted Hobag featuring the HRD, Jet Somers, and Mr. Ed.

A few more laughs.

Vinegar: Oh boy, Gabby won’t be happy with that.

JK: And if that weren’t enough, we caught her in an exclusive video interview with a local TV station in the land of Kiwis.

Again, Gabby’s visage lights up the screen, as obviously doctored footage starts playing.

Gabby: I want.......Fucking JK..s.......Balls....down..my........Own Throat! I....need....him to......grape me!

Covert Jay: That’s despicable!

Lieberjosch: We agree for once, Jay.

Covert Jay: Everyone knows she wants me to grape her.

Lieberjosch: Spoke too soon.

JK: Looks like her watching the Reds give the Crusaders a beat down gave her ideas. Well I’m sorry Gabbs, but I’m happily married to Jasmine, although I’m sure Travis will be happy enough to pierce you.

A bigger laugh.

JK: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for my guest. He was once Gabby’s fiancé for a few years before she started sleeping around. And it is not Diamond Jack Severino. You see, in New Zealand, it is quite common practice for the people there to have their way with Sheep, much like in Iowa, so much so that it is legal to marry the woolly creatures. Ladies and gentlemen, former 2 time Mr. New Zealand winner.....FLOSSY THE SHEEP!

“The Sheep song” by the Dresden Dolls plays as a trainer brings out a sheep from the backstage area. JK exits the ring as the Sheep makes its way to the edge of the ring. JK reaches the sheep as the music stops.

JK: Obviously we can’t get the sheep in the ring, so we’ll have to do the interview here. How’re you doing, Flossy?

Flossy:...

JK: Interesting. So, may I ask, did you know Gabby to be a bit of a ho when you met her?

Flossy:...

JK: You did? Did she sleep with a lot of Sheep, then?

Flossy:...

JK: That turned you on, you say? Well, do you know about the thing Gabby has going on with a Penguin?

Flossy:...

JK: You want her even more now? Wow, you must really love slutterns then. Has Gabby’s wandering eye ever been as diverse as it is now, or did she used to stick to the same flock back when you two were together?

Flossy:...

JK: So, she was a multi-herder then?

Flossy:...Baaa!

JK: She was. Well, old habits die hard I suppose. Thank you Flossy.

JK climbs back into the ring as the trainer walks Flossy back to the backstage.

JK: Well, all fun aside now. Gabby, you and the HRD are doomed. We can all see the cracks spreading like the various infections one can get by sharing a bed with you, and we all know that there will come a time where the HRD will fall apart. Ooley is losing it mentally, Boss P and Ryder are double teaming you, and Travis Pierce seriously wants to join in on the “fun”.

He lowers the mic for a second.

JK: There is only one remotely successful part of your team, and that’s the English cocksuckers, TVHS. And even then, come next week, they will have no success to speak of. The HRD is about to fall, and it will be the Vicious Kind to demolish it once and for all. Your days are num...

Out of nowhere, St. Jimmy comes flying into the ring. He tackles JK to the ground, and starts raining down the punches. He relents a little to let JK back up to his feet before landing a hard kick into his guts, and taking him back down with a dropkick to the face. Jimmy tries to pull JK back up by the Rugby jersey, but JK manages to escape by taking the jersey off. Jimmy throws it away and hits JK with the Firelighter.

Jimmy slides out of the ring, and grabs a table and some lighter fluid.


Vinegar: Oh no, Jimmy has some bad intent, right here, he sets up the table, and lights it on fire....

Lieberjosch: JK is still out, this will be bad. That table is glowing brightly out on the edge of the ring.

Vinegar: JK gets back up as Jimmy slides in...

Covert Jay: SCRIPTURES OF CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: JK just got sent straight through that table, my god! Jimmy is just on a mission to destroy JK!

Lieberjosch: Well, he deserved it. You heard what he said about Gabby.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We continue on, here on Synergy!

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches. Medos carries on walking down, he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards an turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the British Lionheart, MEEEEEDOSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: Medos making his return to UGWC here tonight, and he is a candidate to challenge Jet Somers for the Cross-Hemisphere Championship next week at In Your Hands.

Lieberjosch: I'm sure his mother will vote for him.

The lights go down in the arena, and a voice booms over the PA "I feel so good, I feel so numb yeah!!!!" Just then "Feel So Numb" hits to a strong pop. Red Fusion steps out onto the stage, with Ed Leonard right behind him. Red walks down the ramp, slapping hands of the fans until he reaches the ring. Ed walks to the announce tables. Red Fusion walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, and points to a few signs in the crowd, smiling. Red walks over to the furthest turnbuckle, climbs up, and beats his chest with the his hand. He hops down and tosses his shirt into the crowd.

Dennis: And his opponent, hailing from Washington, D.C., RED FUUUSSIIOOOONNNNN!!!!

Covert Jay: Cherry Power!

Vinegar: Fusion also making a recent return, this his first singles match back, he enters the ring, but Medos charges and spears him down!

DING DING!

Vinegar: Hazel East quickly calls for the bell as Medos hits mounted punches on Fusion.

Lieberjosch: But Hazel is there and tells him to break it up.

Vinegar: Medos stands up, but Fusion quickly knees him in the stomach.

Covert Jay: Fusion grabs Medos and hits a snap suplex.

Vinegar: Fusion floats into the cover.





ONE!!!





Vinegar: Medos kicks out right away.

Lieberjosch: Fusion picks Medos up and whips him off the ropes, and as Medos comes back, Fusion goes for a powerslam.

Covert Jay: But Medos counters into a crossbody tackle!

Vinegar: Medos hooks the leg!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Fusion kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Fusion perhaps caught a bit off guard by this early offense.

Covert Jay: He's having his cherry popped.

Vinegar: Medos picks Fusion up by the head, and whips him into the corner.

Lieberjosch: Medos follows up with a huge clothesline, and then grabs Fusion and hits a bulldog out of the corner.

Vinegar: Medos climbs up to the top rope and leaps for a flipping splash but Fusion rolls out of the way, and Medos sees it and lands on his feet!

Lieberjosch: The crowd shows its approval as Fusion gets up and charges at Medos.

Covert Jay: But Medos counters with a drop toe hold!

Vinegar: Medos grabs Fusion legs and locks in a leg lock!

Lieberjosch: Fusion screams out in pain, but reaches out and grabs the ropes and Medos releases the hold.

Vinegar: He grabs Fusion and pulls him to the middle of the ring, and picks him up.

Lieberjosch: Medos whips him off the ropes, going for a backdrop.

Vinegar: But Fusion counters with a sunset flip, shoulders down!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Medos kicks out!

Covert Jay: Medos, you tres.

Vinegar: Medos stands up quickly, and grabs Fusion before he can stand up, and whips him into the corner.

Lieberjosch: Medos charges and hits a high knee to the face of Fusion!

Vinegar: Medos glances back over his shoulder, and then pulls Fusion out of the corner and goes to whip him across the ring,

Lieberjosch: But Fusion reverses it, sending Medos hard into the turnbuckle.

Vinegar: Medos staggers out, and Fusion slams into him with a hard clothesline that sends him over the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Medos crashes at ringside and Fusion can take a minute to catch his breath.

Covert Jay: Perhaps not, as now he's got a visitor of his own!

Vinegar: Marek Daisuke coming out from backstage, possibly repaying the favor after Code Red watched JK during our opening match.

Lieberjosch: Red Fusion pointing at him, warning him to stay away.

Vinegar: Medos back in the ring behind him!

Covert Jay: THE BREAK THROUGH!!

Vinegar: Medos with the cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





THREE!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, MEEEEEEEDOSSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: And the distraction by Marek Daisuke costs Fusion this match!

Lieberjosch: Don't go anywhere, our main event is still to come!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The camera follows Jason Reeves at a rapid clip down the halls of the arena, almost losing sight of him as he ducks around corners. Reeves' voice can be heard urging the cameraman forward. "Come on, come on, I know where they are and there is NO way Roxy is scooping me this time!"

The camera does catch up to Jason and finds him peering into an open door. Joining him in the door way, we can see the Circle of Influence tearing the room apart in search of supplies for their domain. Prince Rudo directs his minions and brushes off the complaints of the maintenance crew. " Gentlemen, rest assured that your concerns have been noted and summarily dismissed. We are only taking what we require, or what amuses me."

Jason Reeves clutches his interview microphone close to his chest and bursts into the room. "It's the REAL voice of UGWC, Jason Reeves, here with an exclusive interview with the federation's newest superstar, Prince Rudo. Prince, you walked out of last week's fatal four way, why?"

Prince Rudo looks Jason Reeves up and down. " You fascinate me. Failure eminates from you, you positively reek of it. I would dare call you the personification of mediocrity, you are everything I see when I look out into the crowd. Go on, speak more, I am simply impressed by your ability to even string syllabyls together in any sort of meaningful way."

Reeves, unable at this point in his life to discern mockery from any other form of attention since he gets so little of it, thanks the Prince before continuing. "You are also on the ballot for our next PPV, In Your Hands. Fans still have until the end of the hour to vote for who they want to challenge the Natural Born Killer for the Chaos Championship. Enigma, Phixus, and yourself all have the opportunity to battle for the title. How does it feel to have your fate in the hands of the people you so often deride?"

"Well there you unsurprisingly reveal a fallacy in your logic, for you see my fate is only ever in my own hands. Like when I decided that my fate last week was not to face the Spotted One, I have more observations to do before I can properly form my hypothesis. When I do face him, it will be on my terms. And he will have to decide if he is ready to give up his most prized possession in order to be brought to the next stage of his existence."

With that, Prince Rudo turns and walks away from Jason Reeves. "Stay tuned to UGWC.com throughout the next 24hrs folks, to see who YOU have voted as the next number one contender to the Chaos Championship, and so much more."

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: It's been another great night here on Synergy.

Covert Jay: Albeit brief.

Vinegar: In any case, it is time for the main event!

‘..Show me a smile on your silly face. ‘Cause I'm getting tired of this human race, My darling..’ The words are quietly said as you hear a piano in the background followed by the explosion of guitars and a drum as ‘Wars’ by Hurt comes over the PA System. The lyrics continue as Ezekiel walks out on the ramp, followed by Scarlet. The two walk down to the ring and Ezekiel climbs up onto the apron. He helps Scarlet up the stairs and into the ring. Ezekiel climbs the outside of the turnbuckle with his back to the ring. He looks out among the crowd and as pyro goes off above him, he leans back like he is soaking in the reaction of the crowd. He climbs into the ring off of the turnbuckle and takes a knee. He spreads his arms out again as Scarlet removes his jacket, revealing his referee's shirt.

Dennis: The following contest is an eight person cooperative match scheduled for one fall, and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, your special referee for this contest, EEEZEKIELLLLLL PAX!!!!!

Lieberjosch: At last, we're certain to have fair an impartial officiating, finally.

Vinegar: Right.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain, wearing the Cross Hemisphere Championship around his waist. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. Attached to his other wrist by handcuffs is the briefcase won at No Holds Barred. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus.

Dennis: Introducing the first team, now entering the arena, the Wild Card, JET SOMERS!!!

Vinegar: And Ezekiel leaving the ring as Somers enters it.

Lieberjosch: While some might think it is a priviledge for Ezekiel to officiate this match, not only does he have the burden of restoring order, but he's not on the best of terms with any of the eight competitors that he'll be overseeing.

Covert Jay: So when you hate everybody equally, do you call it down the middle?

"When They Come For Me" hits, and as the music plays, Deimos and Fernandez come out to the stage, Fernandez with the Mallet of Doom (tm) slung over his shoulders. Fernandez shouts into the crowd and circles around Deimos as Deimos is more focused on the ring on their walk down the ramp. Deimos enters the ring and Fernandez stands on the apron, thrusting the Mallet into the air as red, white, and blue pyros explode around the ring.

Dennis: His partners, Alan Fernandez and Phrixus Deimos, FREAK SHOW CENTRAL!!!

Vinegar: Deimos glaring at Somers as he enters the ring, Fernandez attempting to talk with him.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: And their partner, he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYYYVOLLLAAA!!!

Vinegar: Just one week from tonight, Tyvola will be defending that championship at In Your Hands against Ezekiel Pax, the man who he is now staring at as the referee for this match stands on the outside.

"Damage Inc" begins to play, and Travis Pierce appears on the stage, followed by Gabrielle Montgomery, Johnny Blake, and Duncan Ryder.

Dennis: And their opponents, THE HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT!!!!

Vinegar: The unified Human Resources Department, entering together to Director Ooley's personal entrance music!

Lieberjosch: And look at this display of unity, compare it to the fragmented entrances of their opponents!

Vinegar: But as the Department slides into the ring, their opponents meet them, it's an all out brawl!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel taking it all in from the outside, watching with his arms crossed.

Vinegar: Now he's signaling to timekeeper Claude de Rhombus, certainly a rowdy way to start the match.

Covert Jay: I don't think there is a rule saying the referee HAS to be in the ring to start the match.

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Some of the fight starting to spill out of the ring, as a clothesline by Fernandez takes both him and Blake to the outside.

Lieberjosch: The others spilling out as well, we're left with Pierce and Somers in the ring.

Vinegar: Lots of bad blood between these two, as Somers unleashes a flurry of strikes that backs Pierce into a corner.

Lieberjosch: Pierce covering up, trying to protect himself!

Covert Jay: But a spinning backfist knocks him out of the corner!

Vinegar: Pierce stumbles, Somers hits the ropes!

Lieberjosch: Pierce catches him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

Vinegar: Pierce with the cover, Ezekiel is still outside the ring!

Lieberjosch: He's coming, he's coming.

Vinegar: Ezekiel rolling in, moving into position.

Covert Jay: Somers has already pushed Pierce off, he rolls away.

Vinegar: Both teams have regrouped in their respective corners, and Somers makes a tag to Alan Fernandez.

Covert Jay: The Talk rushing into the ring, but he trips over Ezekiel!

Vinegar: Ezekiel did that on purpose!

Lieberjosch: He did not, I can tell by the way he is shrugging his shoulders.

Vinegar: Fernandez glaring at Ezekiel as he gets back up.

Lieberjosch: Pierce grabs him for a snap suplex, and now he heads up top!

Covert Jay: Looking for the Piercing Blow!

Lieberjosch: But Ezekiel leans on the ropes, and Pierce loses his balance and collapses on the turnbuckle!

Covert Jay: Geeze, people falling that way hurts me.

Vinegar: Fortunately for Pierce, he's in the Department's corner, and Ryder tags his arm and comes into the ring.

Lieberjosch: Fernandez ducks a clothesline, grabs the arm for a whip, only to pull him right back!

Covert Jay: PANDA BUSTER!

Vinegar: Fernandez with the cover!










ONE!!!





Vinegar: Ryder kicks out, after what sure looked like a slow one count from Ezekiel.

Covert Jay: Maybe he forgot how to count.

Vinegar: Fernandez glaring at Ezekiel again, he pulls Ryder to his team's corner, chop to the chest.

Covert Jay: And a tag to Fear!

Vinegar: Deimos rushes into the ring, he knocks into Montgomery, knocks her off the apron!

Covert Jay: Alan setting up the Spearfish!

Vinegar: But Ezekiel blocks Fernandez, obstructing him from whipping Ryder to Deimos!

Lieberjosch: Fernandez tagged out, he has to leave the ring!

Vinegar: Deimos charges at Ryder!

Lieberjosch: But Ryder counters with a spear that drills him to the mat!

Vinegar: Ryder covers!





ONE!!!





Vinegar: Somers breaks up the cover!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel backs him out, as Ryder makes a tag to his championship partner, Johnny Blake.

Vinegar: Ryder lifting Deimos onto his shoulders!

Lieberjosch: Blake coming in, they're looking for the Hit!

Covert Jay: But Fear floats off the back, delivers THE NUMBING TO RYDER!!!

Vinegar: And a knife edge chop from Blake backs Deimos up to his own corner, and Tyvola slaps him on the back!

Covert Jay: Here comes the World Heavyweight Champion!

Lieberjosch: The power of him, even Ezekiel winced at that tag!

Vinegar: Tyvola rushes in with a clothesline, Blake ducks under it!

Covert Jay: And avoids going all the way to hellllllllllllllllllll!!!!

Vinegar: Blake drops to the ground, pulls Tyvola into a pin!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THR-

Vinegar: Tyvola kicks out and shoves Blake away, after an extremely fast count by Ezekiel!

Covert Jay: He remembered how to count and is simply making up for lost time.

Vinegar: Tyvola getting back to his feet, staring at Ezekiel.

Lieberjosch: He turns and floors Blake with a boot to the face!

Vinegar: And now Tyvola tags out to Fernandez, drops out to the outside.

Lieberjosch: Blake has tagged in Gabby.

Vinegar: Montgomery on the turnbuckle as Fernandez rushes in, she leaps, and hits the Rapture!!

Lieberjosch: And she pops right up to her feet, mockingly bows towards Deimos and Somers and blows them a kiss!

Covert Jay: Tyvola went home.

Lieberjosch: He went under the ring.

Covert Jay: You don't need to repeat me.

Vinegar: And a jumping heel kick knocks Fernandez into the corner, Montgomery tags in Pierce.

Lieberjosch: And Pierce comes right into the ring, hits a snap suplex on Fernandez.

Covert Jay: Oh, he came back.

Vinegar: What do you JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola just slid into the ring with a rail tie, he swung it at Ezekiel, but Ezekiel ducked and he laid out Pierce with it!

Vinegar: Tyvola continuing to swing at Ezekiel, Ezekiel dodging the swings!

Covert Jay: Jet grabs another couple rail ties from under the ring, throws one each to Alan and Fear!

Lieberjosch: What were they all doing there?

Covert Jay: Well, I found this one under my HEY!

Vinegar: Somers just took another rail tie from Covert Jay, he heads in the ring with it!

Covert Jay: Where he smacks Ryder!

Vinegar: Blake evades a swing from Deimos, escapes to the ramp as Montgomery pulls out Pierce.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola continues to pursue Ezekiel!

Covert Jay: Runs into the Last Line!!

Vinegar: But he turns into Fernandez!

Lieberjosch: Fernandez drops his rail tie onto the mat, lifts Ezekiel into position!

Covert Jay: HUMAN WRECKAGE!!!

Lieberjosch: Right onto the rail tie!

Vinegar: Deimos on the turnbuckle!

Covert Jay: METEOR PRESS!!!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola getting back to his feet.

Vinegar: And Somers pulls Ezekiel up, throws him to Ezekiel!

Lieberjosch: Magus!!!!!!

Vinegar: And Tyvola just staring now at the man he'll meet for his championship one week from tonight!

Lieberjosch: The Department has regrouped on the stage, staring at the chaos in the ring.

Vinegar: Alan Fernandez staring back at them from the ring!

Covert Jay: And Jet is halfway up the ramp, Fear at ringside!

Vinegar: Fernandez raises his rail tie in the air!

Covert Jay: And upon seeing it, Jet does the same!

Vinegar: Do we have an alliance firmly in place against the Department!

Lieberjosch: Can Ezekiel climb the mountain and dethrone the unstoppable force of Tyvola?

Vinegar: We'll see you next week, when it's all In Your Hands!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Matches
heislegend Donovan Hastings

Segments
Jordan & Tim
Prince Rudo

[princerudo]

Wow, Don pulled the whole show out by himself, extremely impressive. My segment fudged up the little bit about the votes closing but that can be attributed to Reeves being an idiot at least. The main event was pure insanity, everyone really took it to Zeke at the end there. This was a pretty good go-home show, everything related to the PPV well.

[EZRA]

Ouch..

Nice show to lead into the PPV. Well done, Donny.

[Red Bull Icon]

Prescott-ean effort by Donny, and a good show to boot.

[Jet Somers]

Great show, even if it was short, nice set up to all the various feuds, and thanks for playing the ending off pretty much by rote of what I gave you.

My only complaint, of course, is, I don't have have an opponent for IYH.... I'm going to be up for ref duties aren't I?

[Alex Kiseragi]

Didn't it say there was going to be a vote for the Cross-Hemisphere opponent?

[Orgabsmic]

That segment had me in stiches JK, great job. This was a fantastic leading into the PPV.

['The Cyclone' JK]

lol, well, had to match the one you did last week, didn't I?
glad you enjoyed it dude
As for this show, it was a great one. Donny, top notch effort from you there, 3 matches is a lot to shoulder on ones own. Rudo, well done, mate. Thatn was an awesome seg, and did well to put some interludes into the three match card.
Top effort to all those involved (including the RPs)