Synergy #44 Results - August 1st, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

As soon as the Synergy opening video comes to a close, we are greeted not by the usual shot of the cheering crowd in the arena, but by Creative Director Moss Edwards in his crowded office.

Edwards: Good evening, Target Demographic! As you know, for the past year or so I have been struggling to bring to you the most innovative and spectacular sports entertainment events, despite very trying and stifling environs. And I am pleased to announce, right here tonight, that I am doing it again. I am taking a turd and polishing it into a diamond. This particular turd is a leftover known as Outlast, the basic idea is there are team captains, the captains each pick three people, those teams take each other on in elimination style matches, whoever OUTLASTS the rest, see what I did there, all get a chance at the World Title at the end of the night in a giant shmoz.

But I have just made things a little bit more interesting. This year, instead of picking names out of a hat or having qualifiers or whatever the hell they used to do in LWF, we're going to add an extra layer of competition. Robert Ooley, Dexter Vines, and myself will each pick one pair of captains and assist those captains in the creation of their teams if need be, and then we'll see who puts together the best elimination match, as well as who ended up picking the future champion. And since I'm the one who came up with the idea, I get first pick of the captains.

Now after the last month, you may think I'm feeling vindictive towards the Vicious Kind, but the truth could not be further from the matter. They are still a collection of world-class athletes and deserve to be showcased as such, so with that in mind I would like to announce The Cyclone, JK as the first Outlast captain!

And I had such a hard time trying to think of another captain who would perfectly complement JK, and I certainly didn't purposefully try to find anyone who would have any vendetta against him, I merely wanted to find the best captain possible, and that is why the second Outlast captain will be....

JET SOMERS!

Now I hope both captains keep a close eye on the monitors when they aren't in action this evening, because everyone should be trying to get a spot onto an Outlast team. And all of you out there in the arena and watching us online can be assured that this is going to be one wild night. Back to you, Nicholas!

Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We are back from our break after In Your Hands, what an amazing show that was!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola again demonstrated his unparalleled dominance in the industry with his defeat of Ezekiel Pax!

Vinegar: But he faces his greatest challenge in just three short weeks at Outlast, when he'll have to defend the World Heavyweight Championship against all of UGWC!

Covert Jay: Defending the championship at Outlast is a near impossible task, it has been the downfall of many a champion over the years!

Vinegar: But we've got lots to do between now and then, let's get to tonight's action!

The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks to the front of the stage, looks around, raises one hand up slowly, then throws it down as yet another explosion appears from behind him. The screen is showing Medos wrestling with several other wrestlers from previous matches. Medos carries on walking down, he slaps hands with one fan, and walks past the others. He rolls into the ring, and towards an turnbuckle. He points at the fans, raises his hand to his forehead, sticks his index and middle finger out, and salutes the fans. He then prepares himself.

Dennis: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, The British Lionheart, MEEEEDOOSSSSSSS!!!!!

Covert Jay: You tres.

Vinegar: For those confused, our opening contest was originally scheduled to be a four person battle royal, but it appears we jumped the gun a bit on the debut of Abigal Knight, this match has been changed earlier tonight to being a one fall triple threat, and we hope to see Knight's debut in the near future, hopefully in time to be a part of Outlast.

"Dying Breed" hits over the PA system as Kyle Tacker steps out from the back, his arms held high and his middle finger extended on both hands. He lowers his arms as he starts to walk down the ring, stopping halfway to flip the fans off some. He quickly climbs up the steel steps, and enters the ring through the second rope. He then stands in the center of the ring and raises his arms once more to flip the fans off again with both middle fingers.

Dennis: Now making his way to the ring, the One Man Riot, KYLE TACKKERRRRRRR!!!!!

Vinegar: Tonight marks a return to action by Kyle Tacker.

Lieberjosch: Good to see Tacker back in UGWC after a short absence, he takes no nonsense, dishes out the violence.

Covert Jay: Have you see his How-To videos?

"Lazy Song" plays, and Andy Savana walks to the ring.

Dennis: And their opponent, making his way to the ring, the Dude, ANDY SAVANNNAAA!!!!

Covert Jay: There are no words.

DING DING

Vinegar: Hazel East getting this match underway.

Lieberjosch: And Savana promptly laying down in the corner.

Covert Jay: Well, you DO get purse money just for showing up.

Vinegar: I suppose it's a strategy, Medos staring at Savana, meanwhile Tacker takes advantage with a three-point stance clothesline to the back of the neck.

Lieberjosch: Kyle Tacker laying the boots to Medos, comes off the ropes as he is getting up, and takes Medos down with a running neckbreaker.

Vinegar: Covers with a lateral press.





ONE!!





TWO!!





Vinegar: Medos kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Savana an obvious X-factor in this match.

Covert Jay: If he ever moves.

Lieberjosch: Naturally.

Vinegar: Tacker glaring at Savana now, Savana just staring back at him as he sits in the corner. Tacker seems to be contemplating an attack, turns back to Medos.

Covert Jay: And right into Transatlantic Trouble!

Lieberjosch: You can't ever turn you back on Medos, it's a lesson Kyle Tacker should have already learned, let's not forget that Medos is a former Chaos Champion, and when he won that title, it was in a Table Match against Kyle Tacker.

Vinegar: Medos lost the Chaos Title back at WrestleStock to the current champion, the Natural Born Killer, who will be defending that title later tonight.

Covert Jay: And now Medos with the Spinning to Defeat!

Vinegar: Here's a cover!





ONE!!





TWO!!





Vinegar: Tacker kicks out!

Covert Jay: Medos pulls Tacker up, setting up the Re-Admittance!

Lieberjosch: Tacker elbows him away!

Vinegar: Medos ducks under a clothesline, grabs the arm, whips Tacker into the corner!

Covert Jay: Right into Savana!

Vinegar: Savana picked the wrong spot, Medos just sent Tacker splashing into him!

Lieberjosch: Medos charging after!

Covert Jay: But Tacker evades through the ropes out of the ring, and Medos drills Savana with the Swift Boot!

Vinegar: Medos backing away, glaring at Savana as Hazel East checks him. Savana might be unconscious.

Lieberjosch: But Tacker is back in the ring and socks Medos in the jaw!

Covert Jay: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!

Vinegar: Tacker had his knucks, Hazel East didn't see it, Tacker conceals them in his fist and hooks the leg as the referee comes back!





ONE!!





TWO!!





THREE!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, KYLE TACKKERRRRRR!!!!

Vinegar: Tacker walks away with the victory!

Lieberjosch: But there has been a bit of a back and forth between Medos and Tacker in recent history, I wouldn't be surprised if we haven't seen the last of it!

Vinegar: Don't go anywhere, we've got plenty more to come!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome back to Synergy, folks. We’re one match into tonight’s programme, and I can honestly say that the action will only get hotter from here!

Lieberjosch: We still have an NBK victory to see.

Vinegar: You don’t know that.

Lieberjosch: He’s going to fight Paul Cockatoo. It’s a guaranteed victory! How can Paul even win?

Covert Jay: The will of the Ninja!

‘Quick death’

DING! DING!

Dennis: The following Co-Op match is scheduled for ONE FAAAAALL!

Covert Jay: Co-Op not to be confused with the British store chain.

TVHS walk down to the ring, titles aloft. Johnny storms down to the ring ahead of Duncan, whom is still pandering to the crowd, soaking in their chorus of jeering.

Dennis: Introducing first, from the land of Dr. WHO and Kiki Wigglesworth....THE THAMES VALLEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SQUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny notices Duncan lagging behind, and screams at him to get a move on. The eventually make their way to the ring, and roll in to pose for the fans a little, causing another tirade of jeering to rain down upon them.

Vinegar: The Cooperative champions in their usual dysfunctional selves, and many would argue that to be the reason for their success.

Lieberjosch: And they’re going against a greenhorn and a no horn. This should be an easy victory.

Vinegar: That might be true, Enigma has been in a massive slump as of late, and Steven Stone is still learning the ropes.

‘Given to Fly’

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on cue and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attached to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle.

Dennis: Introducing the opponents, first, from the Banana bending State, Australia, weighing in at 202lbs......EEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIGMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

As soon as he lands, he detaches the wire and allows it to ascend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match

Vinegar: As we alluded to earlier, Enigma has been incredibly off form lately, can he pick up a victory against an experienced team like the TVHS?

Lieberjosch: Fat chance...

‘Headstrong’

Two spotlights point at the entrance way as Headstrong pumps through the speakers. Steven Stone makes his way out, all smiles as the fans cheer slightly for him.

Dennis: And his partner, from Washington DC, weighing in at 250lbs.......STTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He reaches the ring right about the same time that his nerves catch up with him. He slides in before taking a deep breath to calm down as Enigma gives him a few words of advice and encouragement.

Vinegar: All the competitors are here, and it looks like it will be Enigma and Johnny to start off.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: Enigma off with a flying start, hitting a diving lariat right on the sound of the bell, taking Johnny off his feet. Blake back to his feet, however, and catches Enigma in a collar and neck tie, pushing Enigma in towards the ropes. Irish whip to the other side, Enigma comes bouncing back, as Johnny ducks for a backdrop. Enigma sees this, however, and places a kick to the Sternum. Now going back to the ropes, looking for a dropkick to the temple, but Johnnie moves, and Enigma hits the mat hard!

Lieberjosch: Pretty even so far, but just wait. Soon No horn will make a mistake, and Green horn will choke on his own nerves.

Covert Jay: Let Jim Carey get the mask, he’ll make it ninja!

Vinegar: Johnny now with stomps to the upper body. Pulling Enigma to his feet, and taking him down with a belly to back suplex. Tagging in Ryder, and Stone looking quite anxious on the apron there.

Covert Jay: Get the mask out *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Lieberjosch: Did he...

Vinegar: It’s best not to ask...

Covert Jay: A ninja power bomb from Ryder sends Enigma flying!

Vinegar: Enigma pulling up on the ropes, Ryder following in....

Covert Jay: DESPERAAAAAAAADDDDDOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: That buzz saw kick sends Duncan flying! Enigma with a standing moonsault, pin!

Green: ONE!

TWO!

Lieberjosch: JOHNNY WITH THE SAVE!

Vinegar: Doubting his abilities?

Lieberjosch: No! I just wanted to see what it would be like to be Covert Jay.

Covert Jay: You could never be me. You’re not Ninja.

Vinegar: Enigma takes out Duncan again with a michinoku driver, and tags out to Steven Stone.

Lieberjosch: Bring on Green Horn!

Vinegar: Stone pulls Duncan up, but his grip is not absolute, and Ryder is able to push out easily. Stone approaching again, and is taken down with an arm drag. Stone pulled back to his feet, and jabs Duncan in his gut. Now with a high knee lift to the face, and an overhead suplex! Basic moves, but an impressive display for this young wrestler.

Lieberjosch: I admit, he is doing fairly well.

Vinegar: Stone leaving the ring, and looking underneath it? What is he doing?

Lieberjosch: He’s got some fabric?

Covert Jay: HE’S GOT THE MASK!!!!

Vinegar: Steven slips on the mask and bursts into the ring! Ryder comes running, and is thrown up in the air.....SPINE BUSTER! What force! He pulls Ryder back to his feet, and takes him back down with a reverse neck breaker. Stone runs to the TVHS corner, and clotheslines Johnny off of the apron. Ryder comes charging in, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Stone. He is only fazed, and grabs Ryder into a full nelson slam!

Lieberjosch: This is seriously impressive!

Vinegar: He looks like he’s setting up for it....

Covert Jay: IDENTITY CRISIS!!!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma calling for the tag, and Steven decides to give him the tag.

Lieberjosch: Now Enigma setting up for the Fader....

Covert Jay: CYCLONIC INTERVENTION!

Vinegar: JK has just jumped the guard rail, and tripped up Enigma! Enigma turns, and points angrily at JK as Duncan recovers and hits a low blow on Enigma! Dear god, JK just cost another match for Enigma!

Lieberjosch: Stone going after JK, who is backing away through to the back, with stone right on his tail.

Vinegar: Johnny in while Green is watching those two at ringside.....

Covert Jay: THE HIT!

Vinegar: PIN!

Lieberjosch: Johnny getting the attention of Green and rolling out.

Green: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!!!!!!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Here are your winners, the THAMES VALLEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: I don’t believe it, Enigma got screwed out of a victory!

Lieberjosch: You mean Steven got screwed out of a victory, he did all the work.

Vinegar: We have lost JK and Steven as they have gone into an area backstage where we have no cameras connected to our feed grid. We’ll keep you updated if we find them later in the show.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: The next match may not be for the faint of heart, you never know what's going to happen when the Chaos Championship is on the line.

Jay: So the pansies among you may want to click onto the “games” section, today you can try some UGWC trivia or play dress-up with Gabrielle.

Lieberjosch: And this championship match is a year in the making, at least as far as Paul Cockatoo is concerned.

Vinegar: Meanwhile, who knows what kind of mental state the Natural Born Killer is in after that vicious gang-style beating he received at In Your Hands?

Lieberjosch: You have an already fragile psyche being pushed further, it's a dangerous situation that the normally fun-loving Cockatoo finds himself in.

A Dijerido is heard playing in the arena as a shot of some kangaroos bounding off into the sunset is shown on the globotron before the opening Riff for "Beds are Burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "The Original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring, smiling a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he highfives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of “Beds are Burning,” before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting his opponent.

Mitchell: Ladies and the gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Chaos Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from a really long name in Australia and weighing in at 190 pounds, PAAAAUUUUL COOOOCKATOOOOO!

Jay: Control+V!

Vinegar: Despite the high-fives and air drumming, Paul does look a bit more focused than we usually see him.

Lieberjosch: Well, it's like I've always said: Clowns do not win belts. It is time for Cockatoo to step up his game and wipe that stupid smile off his face once and for all.

Rob Zombie's “How to Make a Monster” signals the entrance of the Natural Born Killer. He steps onto the ramp holding his Chaos Championship belt, looks at it lethargically and drops it before stomping down to the ring.

Mitchell: And the, um, champion, from his momma's vajayjay, weighing 270 pounds, the NATURAAAAAL BOORRRRRN KIIIILLLEEEER!

Vinegar: Only a few weeks ago NBK was practically prancing with joy over having that title belt, and now after In Your Hands it seems to mean nothing to him.

Jay: Development!

Lieberjosch: The Killer climbs into the ring and stands near the corner, eyes towards the mat. He's feeling rejected by the Circle of Influence and it is affecting him heavily.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: But Paul Cockatoo is not having any such hesitation, and takes the fight straight to the champion, throwing some hard rights and left and pushing him into the corner.

Lieberjosch: And the Dangerous Rumour doesn't even get his hands up, he's just taking the shots.

Vinegar: Now Cockatoo taking a step back and charging in with a knee to the face, the Killer just slumps down.

Jay: Get that man a Prozac.

Vinegar: Paul looking to official Owen Peterson for an explanation or suggestion, but Peterson is as flummoxed by this behavior as the rest of us.

Lieberjosch: Native Garret is trying to pull NBK out of the corner now, but that's nearly 300 pounds of pure dead weight.

Vinegar: With no small amount of effort he gets the Killer up on his shoulders.

Jay: DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Lieberjosch: But the Killer lands on his stomach, so Paul has to try and roll him over. But he seems to give up with an exasperated sigh and is heading to the top rope instead.

Jay: Wait, look at that!

Vinegar: Prince Rudo and the Circle of Influence have appeared at the top of the ramp, and the brightly colored jester Pierrot is running down the aisle.

Lieberjosch: Cockatoo's focus is proving to be a detriment at the moment, he hasn't seen the Circle appear.

Vinegar: But the Killer seems to be gaining energy from them, he's raising himself off the mat.

Lieberjosch: Pierrot running on the apron, it appears we have a race on our hands. Cockatoo leaping off the post, looking for the Marbo diving spear, Pierrot swings himself over the top rope and cuts him off with a mid air enziguri!

Jay: HOT AND SPICY NINJA!

Vinegar: This is a Chaos Championship match, so there are no disqualifications. NBK just watching as both high-flyers get back to their feet. Pierrot rebounds off the far side ropes, Cockatoo tries to cut him off with a clothesline, ducked.

Lieberjosch: Look at that leaping ability, Pierrot jumps up and lands his feet on the top rope, springboarding off and lands a huge cross body!

Vinegar: The Court Jester is having a much better showing than at the PPV, now he's stepping onto Cockatoo's back and leaping into the air to drop an elbow down onto Cockatoo's neck.

Lieberjosch: And worse for the Original Aboriginal, NBK is crouched down near the corner. Pierrot has left the ring to join the rest of the circle, Paul struggling to his feet, the Killer charges in with a running big boot right to the temple!

Vinegar: The Prince is nodding his approval at the top of the ramp as the Killer sits on top of Cockatoo.

Jay: UNLEASHING THE SCREAMS!

Vinegar: NBK is wrenching back on Paul's head with as much force as I have ever seen that move applied. Cockatoo telling Peterson to ring the bell.

Lieberjosch: That's a good call, if you want to be taken seriously as a competitor you have to keep your head attached to your neck.

DING-DING!

Mitchell: Here is your winner, and still Chaos Champion, the NATURAL BOOOOORN KIIIIILLEEEER!

Vinegar: NBK stalking back up the ramp towards the Circle, who are all applauding him. Prince Rudo hands him the belt off the ground.

Lieberjosch: I think the Killer knows for certain now that the Circle has accepted him, this cannot bode well for anyone who was thinking about going for the Chaos Championship.

Vinegar: Don't go anywhere, folks, our World Champion is in cooperative action, next!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: What a great championship match we just witnessed, and now it is time for more cooperative action!

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: The following cooperative match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYYYVOLLLLAAAAA!!!!

Lieberjosch: Finally! I've been waiting for this all night!

Vinegar: Tyvola coming off a successful title defense at In Your Hands, we'll see if he can keep the momentum going here tonight.

"Vow" starts, and the arena goes black with red lights strobing all over the place in time to the opening guitar riffs. When the music cresendoes, the lights goes into a steady red all over the arena, and a light blue spotlight shines on the entrance as The Talk comes out with his Mallet Of Doom (TM) slung across his shoulders. He walks down, taking his time, looking all around the arena with an unreadable gaze. When he hits the ring, he stands on the apron staring out into the crowd. As the song crescendoes into the chorus for the first time, he raises his Mallet Of Doom (TM) with one hand and pyros blow the all around the perimeter of the ring in red, blue, and white. On the Titantron, when The Talk comes out for the first time, "The Talk Of The Town" fills the screen in huge letters, followed by clips of The Talk wrestling and laughing maniacally.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, the Talk of the Town, ALAN FERRRNANNNDEZZZZ!!!!!

Covert Jay: The Talk has tried to forge an alliance with the freaky Tyvola as of late, could be another great partnership blossoming in front of us.

The lights flicker to green and gold as in the veins of death valley kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK sombre mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose.

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first, the Cyclone, JAYYYYYY KAYYYYYYY!!!!!

Vinegar: This is the second time we've seen JK at ringside tonight, earlier tonight he cost Enigma and Steven Stone a match-up against the Thames Valley Hit Squad.

Covert Jay: I'm sure that won't come back to bite JK in the ass in this match.

Vinegar: And we're getting word there will be further changes to tonight's card, Ezekiel Pax unable to participate in this match, JK has been assigned a new partner.

Lieberjosch: Who is it?

The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute. He then whips around with a flourish and stalks down the ramp, avoiding the outreached hands of the crowd as if they were lepers. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle and surveys the arena. He sheds his coat and waits on the buckle until the match begins.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, the Puppetmaster, PRINCE RUUUUDDOOOOOO!!!!

Vinegar: We're being told that Rudo's scheduled match for later tonight, a triple threat match against Marek Daisuke and Code Red, has been cancelled, neither man is in attendance tonight, Prince Rudo has been awarded the purse from that match, and he'll be competing instead in this match as JK's partner.

Covert Jay: Could the bookers get their act together? Sheesh.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse gets us underway, Prince Rudo drops off the turnbuckle onto the apron, gestures that he wants JK to start the match, which he will against Alan Fernandez.

Lieberjosch: Double elbow tie-up, ends with a knee lift by JK, whips Fernandez off the ropes.

Covert Jay: But The Talk comes off the ropes with a spinning back kick, knocking JK down!

Vinegar: Fernandez springboards off the ropes!

Lieberjosch: But jumps right into a pele kick!

Vinegar: Fernandez dropped to the mat, JK makes a tag to Rudo, who comes into the ring and drops Fernandez again to one knee with a chop block.

Lieberjosch: And Rudo pulls Fernandez into a side headlock and bulldogs him into the middle turnbuckle!

Vinegar: Here's a cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





Vinegar: Fernandez kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Rudo pulling Fernandez up by the arm.

Covert Jay: But Fernandez pulls him back and snaps him into the Panda Buster!

Vinegar: Both men are down!

Lieberjosch: JK shouting encouragement to Rudo, Tyvola staring into the crowd, not sure what that's about.

Covert Jay: Maybe somebody has popcorn.

Vinegar: Both men starting to get up, Rudo with a kidney punch to Fernandez.

Lieberjosch: Pumphandle!

Vinegar: Fernandez floats off the back, hits the ropes!

Covert Jay: Drills Rudo with a Yakuza kick!

Vinegar: Fernandez down as well, stumbles back to his feet, makes a tag to Tyvola!

Lieberjosch: Here comes the Bearded Bastard!

Vinegar: Rudo sliding back on his knees, his hands up to Tyvola.

Covert Jay: Enigma coming down the ramp!

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse warning Enigma not to interfere in the match!

Covert Jay: And Rudo takes advantage of the distraction by kicking Tyvola for a low blow!

Vinegar: And now Rudo slaps JK on the chest, and hops through the ropes to the outside!

Lieberjosch: JK was watching Enigma, now he realizes he has to get back in the ring with Tyvola!

Vinegar: JK on the turnbuckle, leaps at Tyvola!

Lieberjosch: But Tyvola catches him, right into the Catastrophic Cave-in Causer!

Covert Jay: And Rudo on the outside, facing the crowd and tapping his own head.

Vinegar: Tyvola with the cover!





ONE!!





TWO!!





Vinegar: JK got his foot on the bottom rope!

Lieberjosch: Why would you want to have to fight Tyvola for longer than you had to?

Covert Jay: Enigma hasn't had a chance to interfere yet.

Vinegar: Enigma looks content to sit back and watch at this point, his arms crossed as he is halfway up the ramp.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola pulling JK back up.

Vinegar: Knee to the gut by JK, springboards off the ropes!

Covert Jay: Flying Debris!

Vinegar: And now JK staring at Enigma on the ramp!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola got right back up!

Vinegar: Tyvola spins JK around, lifts him right into the Magus!!!!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





THREE!!!!





Dennis: Here are you winners, Alan Fernandez and TYVOLLLAAA!!!!

Lieberjosch: Chalk up another victory for the Bearded Bastard, as his path of destruction continues!

Vinegar: And give an assist to Enigma, distracting JK!

Lieberjosch: Oh, like that would have mattered against Tyvola.

Vinegar: In any case, don't go anywhere, more action on Synergy is next!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Robert Ooley has in his time been responsible for many surprises, but pitting two of his most loyal employee's against one another for his own respect seems like a dubious move even by his standards.

Lieberjosch: That's because you have the tactical forethought of a newt. Clearly he feels the very best preparation they can have is against the most talented opposition they can find, and unsurprisingly that happens to be members of the HRD.

Vinegar: I think the likes of Jet Somers and Tyvola have proven to be worthy opponents.

Lieberjosch: With rail ties and luck, they need to keep their minds sharp, and the likes of Somers and Tyvola aren't known for mentally challenging stimulation.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is a scheduled for one fall.

'Damage Inc'

Dennis: Introducing first, the special guest referee for this match, he is the UGWC Director of Human Resources.....ROOOOOOBBBBEEERRRRTTT OOOOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEYYY!!!

Vinegar: Whatever you have to say I think this is a bizarre way of motivating your troops ahead of a Pay-Per-View that will rely upon cooperation.

Lieberjosch: Clearly your talents lie in motivating, that's why your such a highly paid speaker...

'What You Want'

Dennis: Introducing first, from New Zealand, GGGGAAAAAAABBBBRRRRIIIEEELLLEEE MMMMOOOONNNTTTGGGOOOOMMMMMEEEEERRRYYY!!

'What You Want' slinks into existence as all the arena lighting turns purple and pink as what we want walks out atop the entrance way. The gorgeous Gabrielle in her hue of caramel smirks as she gazes out over all the UGWC fans and tussles her hair over her shoulders before sauntering down too the ring while holding her hands delicately aloft beside herself. When she reaches the ring she rests both hands on the ring apron and for a moment she suggestively arches her back before lifting herself up onto the apron where she sits with her legs dangling over the edge as she adjusts the neckline of her revealing sports bra ensuring it does what little it can to conceal her curves. She then crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she gets to her feet and leans back against the ropes where she turns and winks at the camera.

Vinegar:I think Gabby is relishing this chance to assert herself as the alpha member of The HRD, despite taking the pin at In Your Hands, it would be fair to say Travis Pierce has been going through a transitional period of adjusting to life without The World Heavyweight Championship.

Covert Jay: He's very sensitive, it's taken him months to come to terms with the loss, but grief does affect people.

Lieberjosch: Pierce has seemed out of sorts, but he's a smart worker and I'm sure he'll come out refreshed and renewed, ready to prove his worth to his task master.

'You Know My Name'

Vinegar: We'll soon find out as the former World Heavyweight Champion makes his way down to the ring, Ooley hurrying him along from the canvas....

Lieberjosch: He's keen to see his two top talents spar for his acceptance.

Vinegar: There is something wrong with him, has he always been like this?

Covert Jay: To varying degree's, he's never been what you'd call a 'rational' individual.

Vinegar: Pierce is in the ring now and Ooley just steps back and crosses his arms, gabby and Pierce look at him curiously, and he sticks his neck outwards and bulges his eyes, displaying he wants them to begin.

'Ding!'

Vinegar: Gabby rolls her eyes, she clearly isn't too interested in playing Ole' Bob's games, but Pierce is more than happy to oblige his master and he approaches Gabby...

Covert Jay: He's saying sorry underneath his breath, he wants to please Ole' Bob but not offend Gabby at the same time...good luck there.

Vinegar: He locks up with Gabby, whilst possibly apologising, and gets her into a wrist lock, which she cartwheels out of, and then spreads her long leg into Pierces face.

Covert Jay: AND OOLEY CALLS FOR THE BELL!

Vinegar: Huh! I don't understand, he's calling for a microphone I guess he'll explain.

Ooley: I've seen enough.

Vinegar: Pierce's Jaw has hit the floor, and Gabby is shaking her head.

Ooley: Lets cut to the chase, the only way Trevor here was going to redeem himself for a consistent stretch of disappointments and Astro Bummers levels of embarrassment was going to be an utterly flawless performance here tonight. What we just observed was in no fucking state of imagination flawless...

Vinegar: Pierce does not look happy, an looks like he wants to speak.

Ooley: Don't even think about trying to defend yourself, you've failed me on more than one occasion and in spectacular style, you should thank your lucky stars you still have a position in this organisation and that you don't have to send out your Resume to the Viscous Crud, I hear they are in need of a Temp.

Vinegar: Pierce balling up his fists and clenching, but refraining from doing anymore.

Ooley: That's right, you stand there and take your verbal ass raping like the good little cum mule you are, you know you have a lot of work to do Trevor, and I've supported you as much as I can, it's time for you to show me exactly what you can do.

Vinegar: Ooley turns to address the crowd.

Ooley: As you all know outlast is just around the corner and it presents the best chance for The Human Resources Department to reclaim what is rightfully theirs, the World Heavyweight Championship. This is an event that demands teamwork, and obviously the HRD have an advantage over the rest...

Vinegar: yeah they are the picture of a harmonic team...

Ooley: And to that end I announce that Gabrielle Montgomery is the winner of this match, and The Human Resources Team Captain for Outlast. I have the utmost confidence that she will lead Johnny, Duncan and Trevor to the victory the HRD so truly deserves....

'Vow'

Lieberjosch: Now what is the meaning of this?

Vinegar: Alan Fernandez has come out to the stage, and he's got microphone in hand!

Covert Jay: The Talk of the Town, about to speak?

Fernandez: You're talking...Why are you talking!?!

Lieberjosch: How dare he say that to the Director of Human Resources!

Covert Jay: Classic Talk.

Fernandez: You and I have known each other a long time, Bobby, and I know how this goes. I've seen you play this game before. You put your group of nimrods in Outlast as a team, and you'll pick the weakest link you can find as the Captain against them. What you should know by now about me, is that I won't back down. I'm here to bring you hell, and no matter who you name, I will find a way on that team.

Ooley: How fortunate for you, then, that Ol' Bob has already made up his mind before you dragged your sorry ass out here. My second choice for Outlast Team Captain...Orlando Hernandez!

Vinegar: Another blockbuster announcement, at Outlast, it'll be Alan Fernandez leading a team against the Human Resources Department!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: What an amazing night it has been here on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: We now know the identities of four of the six Outlast captains, as selected by the three members of the Consortium, and Dexter Vines has yet to announce his picks!

Vinegar: But first, our main event!

"Phucking Phreak" hits, and Phrixus Deimos slinks down the ramp to the ring.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, the Embodiment of Fear, PHRIXUS DEIIIMOOSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: We have gotten word that Deimos is indeed Alan Fernandez's pick to be his cooperative partner next week when they challenge the Thames Valley Hit Squad for the championships.

Covert Jay: No shocker there, freaks stick together.

Lieberjosch: As they should.

Vinegar: That of course is for next week, tonight Deimos takes on an old rival.

"Ripper" hits, and Donovan Hastings emerges from the stage, his cloak flowing behind him. He is accompanied by Calypso Desmona and they are followed down the ramp by Chris Peterson.

Dennis: And his opponent, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAASSSSTTINNNGGGSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: If you somehow missed In Your Hands, and shame on you if you did, the reason Chris Peterson is accompanying Hastings is that Peterson lost their match that night, and now is obligated to be a student of Hastings as do as he says.

Lieberjosch: Because of the loyalty of his grandfather, Owen Peterson, to Lord Hastings.

Vinegar: Which I still don't get, but what do I know.

Lieberjosch: Nothing.

Vinegar: Thank you. Hastings now slapping Peterson on the chest, pointing in the ring, don't know what that's all about.

Covert Jay: SUB!

Vinegar: Peterson now climbing into the ring, apparently substituting for Hastings, Glenn Burke just shrugging his shoulders, I guess he's going to allow it.

Lieberjosch: As he should! This will be a valuable lesson for young Peterson.

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Deimos looks annoyed with Hastings, although I suppose we should be collectively used to this by now, as Peterson tries to apply a hammerlock, but Deimos just knocks him away with his free elbow.

Lieberjosch: Phrixus Deimos, known for wrestling a very counter-based and reactive style, poses a highly challenging opponent for someone who is really still learning the craft.

Vinegar: I think we shouldn't forget that Chris Peterson once pinned Hastings himself, a 2-Time UGWC World Champion.

Lieberjosch: Yes but that was when Owen was drunk.

Vinegar: I don't think that ever happened.

Lieberjosch: There really isn't any other rational explanation.

Covert Jay: Elementary!

Vinegar: Deimos catches a charging Peterson in a fireman's carry takeover, transitions to a side headlock.

Lieberjosch: Peterson tries to counter out with a side suplex, Deimos rolls over and onto his feet, drops Peterson with a neckbreaker.

Vinegar: Covers with a lateral press!





ONE!!





TWO!!





Vinegar: Peterson kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Phrixus Deimos is going to try to control the pace of this match, Peterson is in all likelihood out-matched.

Vinegar: Front suplex delivered by Deimos, now steps over Peterson, looking for a submission.

Covert Jay: Millenial Decay!

Vinegar: Peterson manages to knock him away.

Lieberjosch: Deimos comes back, vertical suplex.

Vinegar: Countered into a T-Bone Suplex! Peterson hooks the leg!





ONE!!





TWO!!





Vinegar: Deimos shoves him off!

Covert Jay: And now Peterson signals overhead with the X!

Vinegar: But Hastings is now yelling at his pupil from the outside!

Lieberjosch: Because that X stuff is bush league!

Vinegar: The distraction gives Deimos time to recover!

Covert Jay: NUMBING!!!

Vinegar: Deimos with the cover!





ONE!!





TWO!!





Lieberjosch: Peterson got his foot on the bottom rope, great ring awareness, obviously taught to him by Lord Hastings!

Vinegar: Hastings is the one that put the foot there!

Covert Jay: Details.

Vinegar: Deimos pulls Peterson away from the ropes, now going to the turnbuckle.

Covert Jay: Calypso shakes the ropes!

Vinegar: Deimos loses his balance, falls on the turnbuckle, Glenn Burke admonishing Calypso, she's arguing with him.

Covert Jay: Hastings in the ring!

Lieberjosch: DESTINY'S CALL!!!

Vinegar: Hastings plants Deimos with Destiny's Call, takes him right off the turnbuckle, Glenn Burke is busy with Calypso!

Covert Jay: Hastings pulls Peterson on top of Deimos.

Vinegar: And Calypso gives up the argument, Burke sees Peterson covering Deimos, this isn't right!





ONE!!





TWO!!





THREE!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, CHRIS PEEETTERRRRSONNNNNN!!!!

Lieberjosch: What an upset! The tutiledge of Hastings is already paying dividends for Chris Peterson!

Vinegar: Hastings stole this match!

Covert Jay: Maybe Dexter will clear it up for us.

Vinegar: Dexter Vines on the stage, he has a microphone!

Vines: Congratulations, Hastings. Clearly an example of your leadership at work. I hope you can continue to be a leader over the next few weeks, because you'll need it, as of this moment you are officially an Outlast Captain!

Lieberjosch: And a better choice there never was! Hastings was born to be an Outlast Captain!

Vinegar: But who will oppose him?

Vines: I hope you make some good choices in who is on your team, because I know the Captain that you're facing certainly will. I trust you'll remember him.





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Vinegar: Who is it?





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Lieberjosch: Just announce it already!





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"Teahouse"





Lieberjosch: It can't be!

Vinegar: It is!

Covert Jay: DRAGONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Vinegar: Alex Kiseragi is on the stage!

Lieberjosch: But he's hurt!

Vinegar: Kiseragi had knee surgery, the result of a series of heinous assaults back in February by Hastings himself, but Kiseragi is back in the UGWC arena, and he'll be leading a team against Donovan Hastings at Outlast!

Lieberjosch: Unbelievable!

Vinegar: That's in three weeks, but you don't want to miss what's next, next week on Synergy!

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opening Announcement
Rudo

Opening Match
Hastings

TVHS vs Enigma/Stone
JK

Chaos Championship
Rudo

Alan/Tyvola vs JK/Rudo
Hastings

Gabby vs Pierce
T-Rob

Main Event
Hastings

[princerudo]

Holy crap, huge night all around. Kiseragi returning despite injury, all six team captains announced, Rudo feeding JK to the wolf, craziness.

[Orgabsmic]

Wasn't sure what to expect with Gabby v Pierce but that was really entertaining, gret show from start to end, Outlast has already shaped up to be a killer PPV.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Oh, didn't think I was back until next week.

Anyway, this was a good show, pushed everything forward very nicely, it's a short cycle this time but I think it will be a good one.

[andysavana]

I like how that one dude kept looking at savana thinking about attacking but never did. HA!