Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Aug 8, 2011 21:02:11 GMT -5
The words 'Recorded Earlier' scroll across the screen super imposed over a scenic view of the office of Moss Edwards. Papers, clearly intended to be neatly piled though it is unclear if they ever were, are strewn across the floor. Spare ring parts are piled, mostly, in two the corners not occupied by a cluttered tiny desk that appears to have somehow squeezed itself actually into the concrete wall. Boxes of note pads, prototype merchandise, and business cards line the clear laid out only walk able path to the desk. The camera zooms are just enough to show the scene was shown from over the shoulder of the bald headed Auteur.
Edwards: See!
Vines: I've known how much of a mess your office was. It's a miracle you manage to get any work done at all.
Edwards: No, wait what? No, I mean no. Someone has broken into my office.
Vines: How can you tell?
Edwards: Isn't it obvious?
Vines: I can't tell. Hope, in your estimation does it look any worse than the last time you saw this office?
Her pause is enough of an opening for Roxy Malone, backstage interviewer to the UGWC and Wife to Moss Edwards, to chime in reassuringly.
Roxy: Don't worry, babe. I believe you. Dexter just doesn't understand the toll true genius takes on it's surroundings.
Hope: The surroundings?
Vines: True genius?
Edwards: Toll?
Roxy: Uhm... I should get to that preproduction meeting.
Edwards showing a bit of fluster as he turns his plush leather executive chair around.
Edwards: You don't believe me? That's fine. Then explain this!
Swinging the chair around the sight of a half skinned gopher carcass sitting in Moss' spot holding a chewed up pencil in its teeth causes Hope Paulson to take a step back.
Vines: Well, vermin love the clutter. I'd be slightly surprised if you hadn't had dead rats under half the boxes in here.
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!
Covert Jay: Huttah for the Promo Vid!
Lieberjosch: We're just two weeks away from Outlast, and our captains have been busy forming their teams!
Vinegar: Perhaps we'll learn more about who they have chosen here tonight, and certainly a lot is on the line in all of our matches, as captains will surely be doing some scouting as they attempt to fill out their teams.
Covert Jay: Which means we should get to the action!
"Headstrong" plays, and two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 250 lbs, from Washington, D.C., the Prodigy, STEEVENNNN STOOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Vinegar: This is the first singles match in the UGWC career of young Steven Stone, our first real chance to get a good look at what this kid has to offer.
Lieberjosch: Or something. Might have a better shot at it next week.
"Lazy Song" plays, and Andy Savana walks to the ring.
Dennis: And his opponent, weighing in at 235 lbs, from Houston, Texas, the Dude, ANDY SAVANNNNAAAA!!!!!
Vinegar: I get that you're suggesting this might not be much of a match, but it's important to remember that Andy Savana is not only a former Cooperative Champion here in UGWC, but a former Cross-Hemisphere Champion as well.
Lieberjosch: Why would you remind us of that?
Covert Jay: Savana won the Cross-Hemisphere Title from John Russo, lost it back to him a month later, and we shouldn't forget his major upset last year of Travis Roberts.
Lieberjosch: Everybody please stop talking.
DING DING!
Vinegar: Hazel East getting the match underway now that Savana has entered the ring.
Lieberjosch: Blundered his way in is more like it.
Vinegar: Savana saying something to Stone, extending his hand.
Covert Jay: Nice show of sportsmanship.
Vinegar: Stone goes to shake it, and Savana thumbs him in the eye!
Covert Jay: Dastardly!
Vinegar: Savana with a roll-up!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Stone kicks out!
Lieberjosch: But a rookie mistake by Steven Stone almost cost him the match right there.
Vinegar: Stone hits the ropes, comes back with a swinging neckbreaker!
Lieberjosch: The Stoner Spinner!
Covert Jay: It certainly did!
Lieberjosch: No, that was the name of the move.
Covert Jay: Who names a swinging neckbreaker?
Vinegar: Stone rubbing his eye, must have been poked pretty good by that thumb, Savana stumbling back up, Stone grabs him from behind.
Lieberjosch: But Savana kicks back for a low blow!
Vinegar: Hazel East didn't see it, and Savana rolls Stone up again!
ONE!!
TWO!!
Vinegar: Stone kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Savana taking advatage of another mistake by Stone, and this isn't going well for him.
Vinegar: Savana pulls Stone back up, but Stone grabs him and whips him into the corner.
Covert Jay: Looking for the Sting!
Vinegar: But Savana moves out of the way, and Stone crashes into the turnbuckle, falls over it and tumbles to the outside!
Lieberjosch: Savana falls down in the ring, Stone is done on the outside!
Vinegar: Hazel East starting a ten count!
Lieberjosch: Savana might actually win this match!
Vinegar: East up to four, Stone using the bottom rope to pull himself up on the outside.
Covert Jay: He's got his mask on!
Vinegar: Stone slides into the ring as Savana starts to get up!
Lieberjosch: He grabs Savana for the Prodigy Exemption!
Vinegar: And now Stone looks around at the crowd, pumping himself up!
Lieberjosch: Setting up a powerbomb!
Covert Jay: The Identity Crisis!
Vinegar: Stone covers!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, STEVEN STOOONNNEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: Stone gets his first victory here in UGWC!
Lieberjosch: He made some mistakes, but was able to overcome them, and he gets the win!
Covert Jay: Don't go anywhere, we've got plenty more to come!
Edwards: See!
Vines: I've known how much of a mess your office was. It's a miracle you manage to get any work done at all.
Edwards: No, wait what? No, I mean no. Someone has broken into my office.
Vines: How can you tell?
Edwards: Isn't it obvious?
Vines: I can't tell. Hope, in your estimation does it look any worse than the last time you saw this office?
Her pause is enough of an opening for Roxy Malone, backstage interviewer to the UGWC and Wife to Moss Edwards, to chime in reassuringly.
Roxy: Don't worry, babe. I believe you. Dexter just doesn't understand the toll true genius takes on it's surroundings.
Hope: The surroundings?
Vines: True genius?
Edwards: Toll?
Roxy: Uhm... I should get to that preproduction meeting.
Edwards showing a bit of fluster as he turns his plush leather executive chair around.
Edwards: You don't believe me? That's fine. Then explain this!
Swinging the chair around the sight of a half skinned gopher carcass sitting in Moss' spot holding a chewed up pencil in its teeth causes Hope Paulson to take a step back.
Vines: Well, vermin love the clutter. I'd be slightly surprised if you hadn't had dead rats under half the boxes in here.
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!
Covert Jay: Huttah for the Promo Vid!
Lieberjosch: We're just two weeks away from Outlast, and our captains have been busy forming their teams!
Vinegar: Perhaps we'll learn more about who they have chosen here tonight, and certainly a lot is on the line in all of our matches, as captains will surely be doing some scouting as they attempt to fill out their teams.
Covert Jay: Which means we should get to the action!
"Headstrong" plays, and two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 250 lbs, from Washington, D.C., the Prodigy, STEEVENNNN STOOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Vinegar: This is the first singles match in the UGWC career of young Steven Stone, our first real chance to get a good look at what this kid has to offer.
Lieberjosch: Or something. Might have a better shot at it next week.
"Lazy Song" plays, and Andy Savana walks to the ring.
Dennis: And his opponent, weighing in at 235 lbs, from Houston, Texas, the Dude, ANDY SAVANNNNAAAA!!!!!
Vinegar: I get that you're suggesting this might not be much of a match, but it's important to remember that Andy Savana is not only a former Cooperative Champion here in UGWC, but a former Cross-Hemisphere Champion as well.
Lieberjosch: Why would you remind us of that?
Covert Jay: Savana won the Cross-Hemisphere Title from John Russo, lost it back to him a month later, and we shouldn't forget his major upset last year of Travis Roberts.
Lieberjosch: Everybody please stop talking.
DING DING!
Vinegar: Hazel East getting the match underway now that Savana has entered the ring.
Lieberjosch: Blundered his way in is more like it.
Vinegar: Savana saying something to Stone, extending his hand.
Covert Jay: Nice show of sportsmanship.
Vinegar: Stone goes to shake it, and Savana thumbs him in the eye!
Covert Jay: Dastardly!
Vinegar: Savana with a roll-up!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
Vinegar: Stone kicks out!
Lieberjosch: But a rookie mistake by Steven Stone almost cost him the match right there.
Vinegar: Stone hits the ropes, comes back with a swinging neckbreaker!
Lieberjosch: The Stoner Spinner!
Covert Jay: It certainly did!
Lieberjosch: No, that was the name of the move.
Covert Jay: Who names a swinging neckbreaker?
Vinegar: Stone rubbing his eye, must have been poked pretty good by that thumb, Savana stumbling back up, Stone grabs him from behind.
Lieberjosch: But Savana kicks back for a low blow!
Vinegar: Hazel East didn't see it, and Savana rolls Stone up again!
ONE!!
TWO!!
Vinegar: Stone kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Savana taking advatage of another mistake by Stone, and this isn't going well for him.
Vinegar: Savana pulls Stone back up, but Stone grabs him and whips him into the corner.
Covert Jay: Looking for the Sting!
Vinegar: But Savana moves out of the way, and Stone crashes into the turnbuckle, falls over it and tumbles to the outside!
Lieberjosch: Savana falls down in the ring, Stone is done on the outside!
Vinegar: Hazel East starting a ten count!
Lieberjosch: Savana might actually win this match!
Vinegar: East up to four, Stone using the bottom rope to pull himself up on the outside.
Covert Jay: He's got his mask on!
Vinegar: Stone slides into the ring as Savana starts to get up!
Lieberjosch: He grabs Savana for the Prodigy Exemption!
Vinegar: And now Stone looks around at the crowd, pumping himself up!
Lieberjosch: Setting up a powerbomb!
Covert Jay: The Identity Crisis!
Vinegar: Stone covers!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, STEVEN STOOONNNEEEE!!!!
Vinegar: Stone gets his first victory here in UGWC!
Lieberjosch: He made some mistakes, but was able to overcome them, and he gets the win!
Covert Jay: Don't go anywhere, we've got plenty more to come!