Post by Lord Hastings on Sept 5, 2011 19:40:25 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to SYNERGY! Coming to you live from the UGWC Arena, in LA!
Covert Jay: Did we ever sort that issue of where the show comes from out?
Vinegar: I cannot remember, therefore it will remain as LA until I’m corrected.
Lieberjosch: That makes no sense. What if it’s actually based in Phoenix? How could it be LA then?
Covert Jay: Actually it says in a few places in our website that we're based in New York. Far too laborious to look that up, though.
Vinegar: Moving on. We have a stacked show for you all, including a battle royale to determine the first two competitors in the awe inspiring Battlegrounds match!
Covert Jay: And Gabby will be competing in the main event! You can tell she’s using this Celibacy thing to turn me on...
Vinegar: What happened to Chinatsu?
Covert Jay: A lion’s appetite is vast young cub.
Lieberjosch: He’s older than you, idiot.
Covert Jay: Ninja’s are ageless, old padawan.
“Quick Death”
Johnny and Duncan walk out of the back, Johnny seems to be holding a 2x4 in his hands.
Dennis: The following handicap match is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Introducing first, from the UK, weighing in at a combined weight of 456lbs......THE THAMES VALLEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The duo makes their way down to the ring fairly quickly.
Lieberjosch: Johnny has that 2x4 on hand.....one has to believe they have some sort of scheme.....maybe they want to get my house back!
Covert Jay: Don’t count on it.
“Come Together”
The lights go out, bar an ominous red glow emitting from under the ring as Tyvola makes his way out onto the ramp, and out to the ring.
Dennis: Introducing next, from Jwar Isle, weighing in at 376lbs, the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion..........TYVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Tyvola, only just under 100lbs of the combined weight of the TVHS, is an absolute force to be reckoned with as he proved at the PPV, surviving Outlast as champion, something that is seldom seen.
Lieberjosch: Yes, yes, he’s good. He’s also the reason that I’m living at the damned YMCA.
Covert Jay: Smart ninjas are smart with their betting.
DING! DING!
Vinegar: Johnny is starting this one off, goes for the lockup, but is pushed back. He comes charging in again, but is flattened by a clothesline! Tyvola picks him back up off the floor, and slams him with a powerslam! The destructive force of Tyvola once again on show.
Covert Jay: Ryder be rydin!
Lieberjosch: He has that 2x4!
CRACK!
DING! DING!
Vinegar: Ryder cracked that 2x4 over the head of Tyvola, splintering it, but Tyvola is only momentarily stunned. The TVHS has been DQ’ed, but Tyvola is continuing on. He grabs Ryder, and just throws him out of the ring! Now turning back to Blake, who is back on his feet. He unloads with a few stiff shots to the abdomen, momentarily winding the champ. Tyvola recovers, and hits a big boot to the face of Blake!
CRACK!
Lieberjosch: Even steel can’t take him down!
Vinegar: Ryder tried a chair shot to Tyvola, but to no avail! Ty grabs the chair, and flings it out into the audience. He kicks Ryder in the gut...
Covert Jay: 3C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Tyvola absolutely demolished the TVHS, despite the weapon shots, Tyvola came through! This man is truly unstoppable!
Lieberjosch: Oh boy, Ooley’s not gonna like that.....
Covert Jay: More Frog angerising action, next!
Covert Jay: Did we ever sort that issue of where the show comes from out?
Vinegar: I cannot remember, therefore it will remain as LA until I’m corrected.
Lieberjosch: That makes no sense. What if it’s actually based in Phoenix? How could it be LA then?
Covert Jay: Actually it says in a few places in our website that we're based in New York. Far too laborious to look that up, though.
Vinegar: Moving on. We have a stacked show for you all, including a battle royale to determine the first two competitors in the awe inspiring Battlegrounds match!
Covert Jay: And Gabby will be competing in the main event! You can tell she’s using this Celibacy thing to turn me on...
Vinegar: What happened to Chinatsu?
Covert Jay: A lion’s appetite is vast young cub.
Lieberjosch: He’s older than you, idiot.
Covert Jay: Ninja’s are ageless, old padawan.
“Quick Death”
Johnny and Duncan walk out of the back, Johnny seems to be holding a 2x4 in his hands.
Dennis: The following handicap match is scheduled for ONE FAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Introducing first, from the UK, weighing in at a combined weight of 456lbs......THE THAMES VALLEY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The duo makes their way down to the ring fairly quickly.
Lieberjosch: Johnny has that 2x4 on hand.....one has to believe they have some sort of scheme.....maybe they want to get my house back!
Covert Jay: Don’t count on it.
“Come Together”
The lights go out, bar an ominous red glow emitting from under the ring as Tyvola makes his way out onto the ramp, and out to the ring.
Dennis: Introducing next, from Jwar Isle, weighing in at 376lbs, the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion..........TYVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Tyvola, only just under 100lbs of the combined weight of the TVHS, is an absolute force to be reckoned with as he proved at the PPV, surviving Outlast as champion, something that is seldom seen.
Lieberjosch: Yes, yes, he’s good. He’s also the reason that I’m living at the damned YMCA.
Covert Jay: Smart ninjas are smart with their betting.
DING! DING!
Vinegar: Johnny is starting this one off, goes for the lockup, but is pushed back. He comes charging in again, but is flattened by a clothesline! Tyvola picks him back up off the floor, and slams him with a powerslam! The destructive force of Tyvola once again on show.
Covert Jay: Ryder be rydin!
Lieberjosch: He has that 2x4!
CRACK!
DING! DING!
Vinegar: Ryder cracked that 2x4 over the head of Tyvola, splintering it, but Tyvola is only momentarily stunned. The TVHS has been DQ’ed, but Tyvola is continuing on. He grabs Ryder, and just throws him out of the ring! Now turning back to Blake, who is back on his feet. He unloads with a few stiff shots to the abdomen, momentarily winding the champ. Tyvola recovers, and hits a big boot to the face of Blake!
CRACK!
Lieberjosch: Even steel can’t take him down!
Vinegar: Ryder tried a chair shot to Tyvola, but to no avail! Ty grabs the chair, and flings it out into the audience. He kicks Ryder in the gut...
Covert Jay: 3C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Tyvola absolutely demolished the TVHS, despite the weapon shots, Tyvola came through! This man is truly unstoppable!
Lieberjosch: Oh boy, Ooley’s not gonna like that.....
Covert Jay: More Frog angerising action, next!