Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 25, 2009 21:58:12 GMT -5
Donovan paces in the locker room he shares with Calypso. He has a furious look on his face.
Hastings: This is rediculous. Insanity! This makes two weeks in a row that I've had a victory unfairly stolen from me by an incompetent official.
Calypso: Two? How do you figure?
Hastings: The fast count this past week, and the official mistaking Savana blessing me for a pin. Don't you pay attention?
Calypso sits up, an offended expression on her face.
Calypso: I watching every single one of your goddamn matchces. Do you even know when was the last time I had one?
Donovan looks back at her.
Hastings: I thought we were talking about me.
Calypso sits back and crosses her arms.
Calypso: Of course. Go ahead.
Hastings: Right. Now, there is obviously a conspiracy amongst the officials against me. We'll have to get to the bottom of it.
Calypso: You do realize it was the same referee in both matches.
Hastings: Then he must have a personal vendetta against me! I'll have to speak with Declan about it when we team this week.
Calypso: You're not teaming with him this week.
Hastings: They changed the card?
Calpyso: Um, no.
Hastings: Well, the card said I'm teaming with Captain Saviour. Who else could that be, besides Declan?
Calypso stares at him.
Calypso: Really?
Hastings: What?
Calypso: There is a guy actually called that. He was the one you and Austin laid out after your match.
Hastings: I'm teaming with that clown? Stop it.
Calypso: Maybe you should pay more attention.
Hastings: This isn't funny. I'm sick of being the only person around here who gets the short end of the stick week in and week out.
Calypso: You? YOU?
Calypso stands and slams her locker shut. Donovan gives her a puzzled look.
Hastings: What do you have to be upset about?
Calypso: What do I have to be upset about? WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT? You know, it should have been me beating down McSkinny last week, me being Women's Champion. Instead, I'm sitting back here every week listening to you whine.
Hastings: He lost? Shucks, that was funny, too.
Calypso: Do you care at all about my career here?
Hastings: How did we get back on you? We're talking about me getting screwed here.
Calypso: And I hope you're enjoying it, because it's the only screwing you're getting.
She grabs a towel and heads into the shower. Donovan sits on the bench and scratches his cheek as he thinks.
Hastings: I can't be Tag Team Champions of the Universe with a guy named Captain Saviour. This is not a good thing. No, not good. Bad.
Donovan leans back against the locker.
Hastings: Inevitably bad.
Hastings: This is rediculous. Insanity! This makes two weeks in a row that I've had a victory unfairly stolen from me by an incompetent official.
Calypso: Two? How do you figure?
Hastings: The fast count this past week, and the official mistaking Savana blessing me for a pin. Don't you pay attention?
Calypso sits up, an offended expression on her face.
Calypso: I watching every single one of your goddamn matchces. Do you even know when was the last time I had one?
Donovan looks back at her.
Hastings: I thought we were talking about me.
Calypso sits back and crosses her arms.
Calypso: Of course. Go ahead.
Hastings: Right. Now, there is obviously a conspiracy amongst the officials against me. We'll have to get to the bottom of it.
Calypso: You do realize it was the same referee in both matches.
Hastings: Then he must have a personal vendetta against me! I'll have to speak with Declan about it when we team this week.
Calypso: You're not teaming with him this week.
Hastings: They changed the card?
Calpyso: Um, no.
Hastings: Well, the card said I'm teaming with Captain Saviour. Who else could that be, besides Declan?
Calypso stares at him.
Calypso: Really?
Hastings: What?
Calypso: There is a guy actually called that. He was the one you and Austin laid out after your match.
Hastings: I'm teaming with that clown? Stop it.
Calypso: Maybe you should pay more attention.
Hastings: This isn't funny. I'm sick of being the only person around here who gets the short end of the stick week in and week out.
Calypso: You? YOU?
Calypso stands and slams her locker shut. Donovan gives her a puzzled look.
Hastings: What do you have to be upset about?
Calypso: What do I have to be upset about? WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT? You know, it should have been me beating down McSkinny last week, me being Women's Champion. Instead, I'm sitting back here every week listening to you whine.
Hastings: He lost? Shucks, that was funny, too.
Calypso: Do you care at all about my career here?
Hastings: How did we get back on you? We're talking about me getting screwed here.
Calypso: And I hope you're enjoying it, because it's the only screwing you're getting.
She grabs a towel and heads into the shower. Donovan sits on the bench and scratches his cheek as he thinks.
Hastings: I can't be Tag Team Champions of the Universe with a guy named Captain Saviour. This is not a good thing. No, not good. Bad.
Donovan leans back against the locker.
Hastings: Inevitably bad.
