Synergy #49 Results - September 19th, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another exciting edition of Synergy! We have a stacked card on store for you tonight, including a champion vs. champion co-operative tag team bout featuring Cross-Hemisphere champion Prince Rudo, and Donovan Hastings taking on World Champion Tyvola, and the Crimson Ghost.

Covert Jay: Huttah! And two battlegrounds qualifying matches! Ninja scales are going of the charts!

Lieberjosch: Not forgetting that triple threat match up after this.

Vinegar: Our next match features former HRD member Gabrielle taking on Chaos champion the NBK, for one of two spots on offer tonight for an entry into Battlegrounds, and the chance to compete for a match of their choosing. Let’s get this show on the road!

DING, DING!

“How to make a Monster”

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!! Introducing first, from the funny farm, weighing in at 270lbs......N.......B......K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: It is worth noting that the NBK suffered what was in his mind a shock loss to the Crimson Ghost when Prince Rudo did his usual stepping aside.

Covert Jay: How DARE you blaspheme the king of Facebook!

Lieberjosch: Since when were you a Rudo fan?

Covert Jay: If they can use Facebook, then they are ninja in my book.

Vinegar: The NBK is looking to gain a win here tonight, projecting him into the Battlegrounds match.

“What you want”

'What You Want' slinks into existence as all the arena lighting turns purple and pink as what we want walks out atop the entrance way. The gorgeous Gabrielle in her hue of caramel smirks as she gazes out over all the UGWC fans and tussles her hair over her shoulders before sauntering down too the ring while holding her hands delicately aloft beside herself.

Dennis: From Auckland, New Zealand, she is the Caramel Coated Goddess ad self professed All Bleks fin.....GAAAAAAABRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOONTGOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When she reaches the ring she rests both hands on the ring apron and for a moment she suggestively arches her back before lifting herself up onto the apron where she sits with her legs dangling over the edge as she adjusts the neckline of her revealing sports bra ensuring it does what little it can to conceal her curves. She then crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she gets to her feet and leans back against the ropes where she turns and winks at the camera.

Vinegar: Dennis, charming as ever with his introductions tonight.

Covert Jay: Bigotry FTW!

Lieberjosch: While you two mother hens cluck away, I should note that Gabby had a great win over the HRD last week, and will be carrying the momentum over this week.

Covert Jay: UNDER CLEAVAGE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: The match hasn’t started yet.

Covert Jay: That makes it even specialer

Vinegar: That’s not a word.

Covert Jay: It is if you’re a ninja.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: This one is underway! The two combatants start circling each other before coming in with a collar and elbow tie-up. Gabby going for a suplex, but NBK floats over with a falling cutter. Gabby back up to her feet, and takes NBK down with a well executed arm drag!

Lieberjosch: I am most impressed with her technical prowess, and I am more so every time I see her fight.

Covert Jay: I’m more interested in that. BUUUUUUUUUTT WIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lieberjosch: How did I miss that?!?

Vinegar: Gabrielle saunters over to the fallen body of NBK as he gets back to his feet, and lands a near perfect kick to his ribs. She lets NBK back up on his feet, goes for a hurricanrana, but is met with a powerbomb!

Lieberjosch: Size over speed, it works most times.

Covert Jay: Unless you’re a ninja.

Vinegar: Gabby gets back to her feet, slowly, that back is obviously in pain. Gabby walks up to NBK, and is flattened by a clothesline., He grabs her by the hair, and throws her into the turnbuckle! Coming in for a splash....GABBY MOVES! NBK collides with the turnbuckle with a sizable speed behind him.

Lieberjosch: Article 34 subsection 7 talks about how the padding to the turnbuckle really does nothing to protect the body from harm.

Covert Jay: JUMPING HEEL KICK!

Vinegar: Gabrielle with a nice jumping heel kick, sending the NBK back down to the mat.

Lieberjosch: This has been a very back and forth match, I must admit, but looks like Gabby is setting up for the ending right here.

Vinegar: Gabby setting up for it....

Covert Jay: 34DDDDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Gabby with the cover, Owen counts

Owen: ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

DING, DING!

DENNIS: Here is your winner, and the next combatant in the Battlegrounds match, GABRIELLE MONTGOMERY!

Vinegar: A very quick, high-paced match, with Gabrielle leaving victorious. What a start to Synergy!

Covert Jay: What’s this?

JK appears at the entranceway, and catches the attention of Gabby, there is a little pause before JK smirks a little, and begins applauding. Gabby starts to smile, and celebrates the win.

Vinegar: What a showing of admiration on the part of these two rival nationalities. The Aussie, showing respect for the win of the New Zealander. You can see this man in action, as his match is next!

[Lord Hastings]

Steven Stone sits backstage, watching over the videos of his last few matches, wincing at every blown spot. He doesn’t notice that several people have begun to emerge from behind several artefacts in his locker room. It’s the Flash Mob. One of the mobbers is caught in Steven’s peripheral vision, causing him to turn around quickly*

Steven: What are you doing here???

Greg: You’ve been named by the one we follow. We are here to follow his orders.

Greg motions to the mobber with the lead pipe, who steps forward. Steven isn’t going down without a fight, and spears the mobber before he can attack. Unfortunately, the 19 others spring into action, beating down Steven with a barrage of weapon shots, punches to any exposed bit of flesh, and anything that would bludgeon someone. After they’re convinced that they have beaten him sufficiently, they take their leave through open windows, and through the door. We cross over to ringside.

Vinegar: My god....first Moss Edwards, now Steven Stone?

Lieberjosch: The violence of the Flash Mob knows no bounds.

Covert Jay: Rudo has been displaying his Social Media expertise!

Vinegar: Perhaps, but he hasn't claimed responsibility.

'Shiner' by Deepfield blares through the PA system, and Abigail Chase blitzes through the smoke and strobing lights, leaping up on the apron, grabbing the middle rope, and flipping over the ring ropes briskly.

Vinegar: She didn't get the win last week, but what an effort she gave! It's only a shame she feels she has to resort to such underhanded tactics. I can only imagine what she'll do this week.

Covert Jay: Suspsense!

Lieberjosch: I know it breaks your heart when Darwinism takes it's course, Nicholas, but this isn't Bambi. She does what she needs to to get ahead, and from what I hear, it's worked for her elsewhere.

Vinegar: "Elsewhere" being the key phrase, Hans.

the lights flicker to green and gold as in the veins of death valley kicks in. JK walks through the curtain and out onto the entrance way, to a loud chorus of booing, which seems to be emulating JK sombre mood. JK looks up at the fans as he holds up an open hand, queing fireworks to go off in set locations around the arena. (at this point, if champion, JK will hold up title to set of pyros. But he isn't, so he's not.). JK continues down to the ring, looking out upon the sea of former fans, with many in the front row not even holding their hands out. JK slides into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle and doing signature five finger pose.

Vinegar: This kid's shown a lot of pluck in his tenure here, and it paid off last week, albeit with a questionable victory. Maybe we'll see him earn his keep this time around?>

Lieberjosch: Ohhh, stuff it, Nicholas. JK took a smart win last week, and how come it was fine previously when The Crimson Goober won the exact same way against Natural Born Killer?

Covert Jay: Inconsistent writing?

Vinegar & Lieberjosch: Quiet, you!

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters, wearing the CWA world title. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.

Vinegar: Ahh dammit, Abigail managing to snag that CWA Title and smash it across the mush of Enigma, right before the bell rings! It does, the young man spun around draped over the turnbuckle. Abigail jumps up, KNIGHTMARE! And JK not doing a damn thing to stop this!

Covert Jay: Aww, she gave him a present.

Lieberjosh: I think Jay is right. Abigail motioning to the fallen Enigma, mouthing 'You're Welcome', and she's...she's slipping out the ring! JK looking down, looking at Abigail...and shrugs!

Vinegar: And now the very opportunistic JK leaping to the top rope, Cane Toad Splash! Enigma never even had a chance to get ready! JK with the cover...

Sam Green: 1!

2!

3!!

Vinegar: That was just disgusting. JK rolling out of the ring, not really smiling...but he doesn't look too torn up about this, either.

Lieberjosch: There's no reason to. That was Enigma's fault for not taking into consideration what these two were capable of, when he's a former friend of JK, and wrestled against Knight just last week. That was all him.

The announcers proceed to argue about it, as we go to commercial.

[Lord Hastings]

Lieberjosch: Well this match is pretty much a no contest.

Vinegar: I think you might well be surprised.

Lieberjosch: C'mon, Deimos couldn't beat Jet Somers One on One loast week, what hope does he have with Pierce added to the mix? Clearly a member of the Human Resources Department will prevail, and head on to battleground, the only question is which one? My money would be on Jet.

Covert Jay: Didn't you learn your lesson last time?

Lieberjosch: I said 'would', not 'is'.

Vinegar: I don't think it is as straightforward as that, we have three former World Heavyweight Champions looking at the chance of competing in one of the sports most illustrious matches. This is the sort of match that can divide the strongest of alliances, let alone flimsy, and unfathomable, new ones.

Lieberjosch: I'll concede this may have been a threat with older members of the HRD, but this new version is as strong as the Golden Gate Bridge.

Vinegar: You have no evidence to support that.

Lieberjosch: I'm sure I will by the end of this match.

'You Know My Name'

Dennis: The next match is a triple threat match and is a Battleground Qualifier. Introducing first, TRRRRRRAAAAAVVVVIIIIISSSS PPPPPPPPPPIIIIIEEEERRRRCCCCEE!!!

Vinegar: Remember, only one man can win, and neither Somers nor Pierce is happy playing second fiddle, that's an important point.

Lieberjosch: It wasn't long ago you'd have said Jet Somers was the best person to have your back in UGWC, what's changed? As for Pierce, I don't think you can tell me a time he let one of his team mates down.

Vinegar: Apart from two weeks ago tonight?

Lieberjosch: That doesn't count, Gabrielle had to be relieved of her post, and we discussed that this is the Wrestling Industry, and things have to be done a certain way.

“Everybody Down”

Dennis: Introducing next, JEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!

Vinegar: I don't think Jet Somers joined the HRD to aid the development of his new team mates, he is in this for number one, and I think you know that. And that's why this match won't be straight forward, neither of the two men already in the ring, despite the fact they are standing shoulder to shoulder is just going to hand the other entry to Battleground on a plate.

Lieberjosch: What do you know about why jet did what he did? Are you his psychiatrist all of a sudden?

Covert Jay: I think it's safe to say Jet hasn't seen a shrink in a long time, I imagine the only object privvy to his inner most thoughts is that briefcase of his, he carries it everywhere with him. I doubt it's his medication.

Vinegar: If it is, he clearly isn't taking it.

Lieberjosch: I concur, heavily medicated people tend to make illogical decisions, Jet Somers has finally started acting like a sane man recently. Maybe that is medication, maybe it's why he was so retarded before. And now he still carries it around with him to keep it from ruining the lives of more innocents.

Vinegar: Can you hear yourself? That's a ridiculous and clearly preposterous explanation.

Lieberjosch: You are aware of the company that employs us?

“Phucking Phreaks”

Dennis: And introducing the final competitor, PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHRRIXXXUUUUSSS DEEEEIIIIMMMOOOOSSSSS!!

Lieberjosch: Look, are you really suggesting Deimos stands a chance in this match?

Vinegar: I'm not saying it will be easy, but I'm sure the levels of cohesion you're suggesting will occur, will not, and Phrixus Deimos is probably the best equipped of the roster to exploit any such weakness.

Lieberjosch: Not gonna happen. You're looking at two of this company's top individuals, and tonight I can assure you they'll be on the same page. First impressions are the most important.

Vinegar: Well we'll find out very soon as Phrixus slides quickly into the ring and the bell is sounded.

DING!

Vinegar: Jet quickly upon Phrixus before he gets to his feet, but Deimos rolls away from the attempted stomp. He then gets to his feet and runs towards Pierce, and slides beneath his legs and the bottom rope. Pierce turns, Deimos rises, grabs Pierce by the head, and executes a guillotine as he drops to the canvas. Pierce falling tot he floor clutching his throat.

Covert Jay: not a bad start for someone who doesn't stand a chance.

Lieberjosch: You don't win matches outside of the ring.

Vinegar: he's right, and Phrixus knows the HRD aren't beneath shenanigans such as rolling over for the other, and slides back into the ring and runs at jet before Somers can process what's happening.

Lieberjosch: But Somers counters with a hip toss...

Vinegar: But Phrixus is agile enough to land on his feet...

Lieberjosch: But Pierce grabs him and locks in a full nelson...

Vinegar: But Phrixus breaks out and drops down just as Jet throws and elbow that smashes directly into pierces face sending him backwards into the turnbuckle. The HRD don't seem to be working well together right now, and it could well cost them...

Lieberjosch: These things take time...

Vinegar: Whilst you think of excuses for them, Phrixus has risen up and grabbed Jet around the waist and charged him into the opposing turnbuckle, and is now unleashing some forearms into him...

Lieberjosch: but Pierce has recovered and swings for Deimos...

Vinegar: Who ducks out of the way, once again causing one member of the HRD to strike the other. Pierce is shocked and stumbles backwards, Jet only grimaces, and Phrixus slips behind him...

Covert Jay: [b[NUMBING![/b]

Lieberjosch: But before he can go for the cover Jet launches out of the corner his boot aimed straight at Deimos' face...

Vinegar: But Deimos slides to the side, grabs jet's leg and executes a corkscrew leg drop, slamming Jet to the canvas...and then he turns Pierce over...

Covert Jay: MILLENNIAL DECAY!

Vinegar: He has the move synched in...

Lieberjosch: Jet back on his feet...

Vinegar: And without looking round Phrixus throws his head back and sidewards, slamming it into Jet midsection...

Lieberjosch: but it's a weak shot and jet manages to raises a knee into Phrixus' skull, breaking the hold, as he falls to the floor....

Vinegar: Now the HRD regrouping on the outside...and they seem to be having heated words. Giving Phrixus time to get to his feet and recover. As I suspected this 'alliance' is hardly as strong as it looks on paper. Jet pointing for Pierce to get back in the ring...Pierce reluctantly doing so, shooting Jet a glance...hardly great Cooperative work their Hans...

Lieberjosch: it's early days, you have to expect some miscommunication...

Vinegar: It's more than that, Pierce and Phrixus now circling one another in the ring and they lock-up, both men struggling for the advantage, trading knee's to the midsection ...Pierce though gets the advantage and slips behind Deimos...and releases?

Lieberjosch: because Jet has sprung into the ring, from the canavs, ontot he top rope...JETSTREAMER!!!

Covert Jay: Phrixus Staggers, falling....

Lieberjosch:THE TRUTH HURTS!

Covert Jay: Pierce covers...

Vinegar: But jet taps him on the shoulder...I can't believe what I'm seeing, Travis Pierce has climbed off Deimos, and turns his back as Jet Somers takes the pin!





1....








2....










3!!!!

Dennis: here is your winner, and as a result Battleground Qualifier, JJJJJJEEEEEETTTTT SOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEERRRRSSSS!!!

Vinegar: That was just a humiliating experience,and Pierce is furious, he turns his abck on Somers and kicks the bottom rope...this may be the result you expected Hans, but I don't think this is the sort of team work you expected.

Lieberjosch: Well it's clear that Jet deserves to be in the Battleground match, Ooley knows best, and I'm sure Pierce knows that.

Vinegar: it doesn't look like it he is fuming, and he turns and starts towards Somers who is leaning through the ropes...

Covert Jay: He's grabbing that briefcase...

Vinegar: Oh no! Pierce is about to suffer the same fate as Gabrielle...Jet turns swinging the briefcase...

…

Vinegar: And stops...and...and...

Lieberjosch: Travis and Jet begin to laugh...as Jet lowers the steel case to his side and calls for a microphone. See...I told you!

Vinegar: That wasn't funny...

Somers: That all depends on your perspective Nicholas. Yeah I can hear you from all the way over here in the ring. And from in here, what just happened was very funny. You think em and Travis didn't know exactly what you all expected to happen? You thought we'd implode, that two 'egos' of such magnitude could not co-exist, we knew the moment we let go of Gabby that you'd all be suspecting it to happen, so why wait to give you all what you wanted?

Vinegar: You're making a mockery of the ring, you used to go in there to get the job done, not risk it all for a stupid pantomime.

Somers: You misunderstand, we also knew Deimos would be looking to exploit our 'fragile' alliance, so we let him think he was always one step ahead, when in fact we were in control from the start...

Vinegar: Yeah I'm sure you meant to repeatedly hit one another...

Somers: it may have been more...bruising than expected, but in the end the result was as we wanted, Jet Somers has qualified for Battleground.

Vinegar: And what does Travis think about that?

Pierce leans over to the microphone.

Pierce: Find out on this weeks edition of The Piercing Life!

Somers: Why would he feel anything but confidence knowing we will stand side by side in that cell.

Vinegar: Only you have qualified.

Somers: Ah, now that's where we come to this...

Vinegar: The Briefcase?

Somers: Yes, remember when I lost the World Heavyweight Championship, well Dexter Vines and Moss Edwards were desperate to ensure I didn't leave the company for greener pastures. They offered Jet Somers a guaranteed shot at the World Heavyweight Title at horizons. The chance to be the first person to win the big strap at two consecutive Horizons.

Covert jay: That's when you were a good Ninja, I doubt they'd have done that now.

Somers: Regardless, anyone who knows Jet Somers knows he doesn't like to be handed anything, he likes to earn it. How better to do so, than with a guaranteed spot in the Battleground match? And to sweeten the deal, to be promised the spot as last entrant on the night? And inside this case is that very contract.

Vinegar: In your name. Not Travis'...

Somers: You know, we hadn't thought of that, if only we knew someone with the authority to amend such a document, someone who maybe worked as the head of the UGWC Human Resources Department?

Vinegar: So you are handing Travis Pierce entry to the Battleground match with the advantage of being the last man to enter the cage?

Somers: That's what team mates do, besides either one of us could enter first and survive to the end with the current field.

Vinegar: Why bother with the charade of ordering Pierce off the pin, if it didn't matter who won?

Somers: Where would the fun have been in that?

Lieberjosch: Nicholas, hush now, you can't argue with superior intellect. Just because they pulled the wool over your eyes, doesn't mean you should embarrass yourself further in this futile endeavour. We still have a main event to cover, and those two guys need to go and wind down after a masterful victory over doubt and suspicion.

Vinegar: I'm not sold.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: What an incredible night it's been here on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: We now know that both Jet Somers and Travis Pierce will be a part of the Battleground Match, thanks to an amazing display of teamwork by Somers.

Covert Jay: Crazy Opie giving Pierce the contract he's carried around in his briefcase for months, a contract that grants a special right to the final entrant slot into Battleground!

Vinegar: Somers giving a huge advantage to one of his new partners, I'm sure we'll learn more as this continues to develop, but until then, it's time for our main event!

"Ripper" begins to play, and Donovan Hastings emerges through the curtain, his cloak flowing behind him as he walks down the ramp to the ring.

Dennis: The following cooperative contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, from Hartford, Connecticut, the Lord of Pain, DONOVAN HAAASSSTTINNNGGGGSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: The number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship, we'll see a bit of a Battleground preview here tonight, as Hastings will be taking on Tyvola within this cooperative match.

The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute. He then whips around with a flourish and stalks down the ramp, avoiding the outreached hands of the crowd as if they were lepers. He perches himself on the top turnbuckle and surveys the arena. He sheds his coat and waits on the buckle until the match begins.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, from the Darkness, the Lord of the Realm, PRINCE RUUUDDDOOOOOO!!!!

Covert Jay: I've an idea.

Lieberjosch: Uh oh.

Covert Jay: These two put Battleground and the World Championship aside, go for the Cooperative Titles.

Vinegar: It's pretty clear they don't trust each other, why would they do that?

Covert Jay: Just think about it...the Cooperative Champions of the World...The Lords of the Painful Realm!

Lieberjosch: I think that was painfully obvious.

The lights black out and the red strobe light flashes, the chorus to Crimson Ghost kicks in, and the Crimson Ghost himself rushes down the ramp and runs around the ring, high-fiving people all around.

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first, from somewhere, THE CRIMMMSONNN GHOOOOSSSSTTTTT!!!!!

Vinegar: Ow! What are you doing? Stop that!

Covert Jay: Ah, the noogie. A ninja's secret weapon.

The lights go out kicking on a red glow from under the ramp. ‘Come Together’ kicks in and Tyvola lumbers out from the back and into the ring.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, as far as we know still residing in Dr. Lieberjosch's former home...

Lieberjosch: Fuck you.

Dennis: He is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, the Jackal of Jwar Isle, TYYVOOLLLLAAAAA!!!!!

Lieberjosch: I think it's insulting to the great talent that Tyvola is for him to have to team with this moron over here, by the way.

Vinegar: Get him off me!

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Whew, with Glenn Burke finally calling for the bell, Crimson Ghost going up on the apron, his partner Tyvola starting the match.

Lieberjosch: Lord Hastings and Prince Rudo appear to each be prompting the other to start the match.

Vinegar: Hastings finally relents, and Rudo goes out on the apron.

Lieberjosch: Where Hastings immediately tags him.

Covert Jay: Well, to be fair, Hastings has been getting teammates to wrestle for him for far longer than Rudo has.

Vinegar: Hastings out to the apron, Rudo staring at him, but comes into the ring.

Covert Jay: Where he immediately goes to tag Hastings back.

Lieberjosch: But Tyvola has had enough, and he is behind Rudo and lifts him into a side suplex!

Covert Jay: Tyvola off the ropes, floors Rudo with a hard clothesline.

Vinegar: And now he whips Rudo off the ropes into a powerslam, covers with a lateral press!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!!!





Vinegar: Rudo kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola whips Rudo into his team's corner, slams into him with a corner avalanche!

Covert Jay: And a tag to the Crimson Ghost!

Vinegar: Crimson Ghost leaps onto the turnbuckle!

Covert Jay: Chill, Hombre!!!

Vinegar: Rudo sent sprawling by that spinning hurricarana!

Lieberjosch: Ghost goes right after him, but Prince Rudo catches him with a knee lift, trips him into a full nelson facebuster.

Covert Jay: And now he grabs Ghost by the head, bulldogs him into the middle turnbuckle!

Lieberjosch: Tag to Hastings!

Vinegar: More of Rudo tagging Hastings on the chest, Hastings looking annoyed as he comes into the ring.

Lieberjosch: Ghost getting back to his feet, Hastings with a clothesline, Ghost ducks!

Covert Jay: Jack, Meet Hill!!!

Vinegar: Hastings has his skull drilled into the mat, and now the Crimson Ghost unleashes a flurry of kicks!

Lieberjosch: Hastings trying to deflect as best he can, manages to grab hold of one leg!

Covert Jay: But Ghost counters with a mule kick!

Vinegar: Crimson Ghost out on the apron, Hastings staggering back to his feet!

Covert Jay: Springboard enziguri!

Lieberjosch: But Hastings sidesteps it, grabs Ghost and drops him into a Facebreaker DDT!

Covert Jay: Both men are down!

Vinegar: And both are crawling towards their respective corners!

Lieberjosch: The team able to make a tag first will have the advantage!

Vinegar: Hastings gets to his feet!

Lieberjosch: Tyvola gets the tag!

Covert Jay: And Rudo drops off the apron!

Vinegar: Hastings just staring at him, have to be honest, he can't be too surprised.

Covert Jay: He doesn't look it. Looks more like a man who has accepted his fate.

Vinegar: Hastings takes a deep breath, spins with a right hand!

Lieberjosch: And Tyvola catches it and lifts him right into the Magus!!!

Vinegar: Cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!!!





THREE!!!!!!!





Dennis: Here are your winners, THE CRIMSON GHOST and TYYYVOOLLLLAAAAA!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Another dominating victory for the World Heavyweight Champion!

Covert Jay: The Lords of the Painful Realm suffering a disappointing loss!

Lieberjosch: That's not going to stick.

Covert Jay: Oh, you'd be surprised.

Vinegar: Tyvola standing over Hastings, Chris Peterson rushing to ringside, pulling Hastings out of the ring, Crimson Ghost heading up the ramp.

Lieberjosch: The Circle of Influence is on the stage!

Vinegar: Crimson Ghost hesitates a moment, Prince Rudo behind him!

Lieberjosch: And Ghost turns right into the Masterplan!

Vinegar: Prince Rudo lays out some of his Battleground competition, and now the Cross-Hemisphere Champion staring back at the ring, where the World Heavyweight Champion stares back at him!

Covert Jay: We'll see you next week! Huttah!

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opener
JK

Triple Threat
Hiro

Battleground Qualifier
T-Rob

Main Event
Hastings

[The Crimson Ghost!]

You and your cheapshots, Rudo. Hey, that's ok, though.

Loved the card, apologies to JK, Chass and Enigma on the quality of their match. He who hesitates...

[princerudo]

Nice twist with the briefcase, funny main event (gotta love when two weasely heels get tagged together), more mystery with the Flash Mob, another dominating performance by TyCena (jokine but how hilarious would that character change be? john cena goes from marine to mountain man rapist)

[The Crimson Ghost!]

Grapist*

[Red Bull Icon]

Rudo is poopy? Might work actually.

Nice show, loved the main event, and sometimes I fear I'm searching to far between the lines in this Jet/HRD thing. Like I might be fabricating clues that arn't really there.

[Orgabsmic]

The HRD keep getting sneakier.