Synergy #51 Results - October 17th, 2011

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Back In Black starts to play.

Vinegar: Huh? I haven't heard this hear before.

Chris Peterson walks out onto the ramp accompanied by Donovan Hastings and Calypso Desmona. Calypso and Chris wear their Cooperative title belts around their waists.

Vinegar: Oh, new theme huh?

Jay: I like it.

The three of them make their way down to the ring and climb up the steps. Chris holds the ropes open for Donovan to climb through and follows him through, followed by Calypso. Someone passes Chris a mic from the outside and the music fades out.

Lieberjosch: Looks like the new champs have something on their mind.

Peterson: So, I'm sure you've all been asking yourselves the same question for two weeks now. Why did he do it? Why would Chris Peterson turn on the Dragon? Why would he willingly throw in his lot with Lord Donovan Hastings.

Chris gestures to Donovan respectfully.

Peterson: Why would he side with the man who's turned his Grandfather into an endentured servant? Here's my answer...why wouldn't I? I'll explain.

Vinegar: I hope so.

Peterson: When I joined this company I was made to train at the Dragon's Cave Academy. I had no choice in the matter. Then sure, Alex Kiseragi seemed like a great guy. He told me he'd train me and help me help my Grandfather. But did he? No, he spent his time worrying about himself. He never did a thing for me but tell me one word, no. No Chris you can't do that. No Chris you're not ready. No this, no that. No, no, no.

So I tried to do it my own way and The Lord of Pain showed me his superior skill first hand and I became his student and I learned so many things, and not just in the ring. I learned that I don't have to be some characterless face in the crowd. I could be someone. Even more important than that I learned that my Grandfather was happy. I was fighting to help someone who liked where he was. He liked being needed.

Then the final straw. I learned that the Lord was not just skilled and intelligent, but generous too. The Dragon has been the richest member of the roster almost this entire year but did he ever use any of it to help me? No. But the Lord, in his selflessness, granted me the chance to become a Champion, and become one I did.

Chris gestures to his belt.

Peterson: Don't be fooled by what he wants you to believe. Alex Kiseragi is a selfish scumbag who never-

“Teahouse” The fans cheer.

Jay: DRAGOOOOON!

Vinegar: This is going to get interesting.

Alex Kiseragi walks out onto the ramp carrying a microphone.

Kiseragi: Ok, I think you've been talking long enough. Let me get this straight, after everything I did for all. All the support I gave you. You smacked me between the eyes and sided with a man who put me on the shelf for six months because he bought you a title shot?

In the ring Chris shrugs and nods.

Kiseragi: You know what that makes you Chris? A god damned whore.

Jay: Oh snap.

Kiseragi: It's true, I could have bought you a title shot. Any title you wanted. Do you wanna know why I didn't? Because you have to learn that in this business, you can't rely on handouts. You have to earn everything you get with blood, sweat and tears. I guess you didn't figure that out. You just ran away to take the easy road. I'm ashamed of you.

Chris mocks being upset in the ring and Donovan and Calypso laugh.

Kiseragi: That doesn't change the fact though that you betrayed me on a personal level. You betrayed my trust and the trust of my friends and I'm honour bound to take some level of revenge for that. That's why you're going to face me Chris, next week, in a Cage match.

Vinegar: A Cage match?

Peterson: I accept.

Vinegar: Next week Alex Kiseragi and Chris Peterson in a Cage match!

Teahouse plays and Alex walks off the stage.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.

Dennis: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Washington, D.C., the Prodigy, STEVEN STOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!

Vinegar: Stone coming off a victory two weeks ago at Battleground over Enigma, one of his opponents here tonight.

Covert Jay: And what is important to take note of is that he scored that victory without the use of his mask.

Lieberjosch: He wore the mask during the match, it just got ripped off.

Covert Jay: Yes, yet he was not wearing it when he got the pin, ergo it counts, ya dig?

"The Diamontina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a shower of red sparks to fall behind him. He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the top right turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down and awaiting the start of the match.

Dennis: Introducing next, currently residing in Los Angeles, California, the Drover, ETHAN KIINNNGGGGG!!!!

Vinegar: Always nice to see Ethan King in action.

Lieberjosch: He doesn't actually drive our ratings.

Covert Jay: You have to actually wonder why people tune in for opening matches at all. Maybe we should start with talky segments.

"Given to fly" by Pearl Jam hits as Enigma appears hanging from the rafters. As Eddie Vedder sings the line "He's flying", Enigma jumps off as if on que and soars around the ring due to the fact that he is attatched to a guy wire which allows him to gradually soar to a turnbuckle. As soon as he lands, he detatches the wire and allows it to accend as he unhooks the title from his waist and holds it up for the crowd as cameras start going off everywhere. He then jumps down and rolls his neck before awaiting the start of the match.

Dennis: And their opponent, currently residing in Manchester City, England, Crash and Burn, EEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAA!!!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma will surely be looking for some payback tonight, against the man that defeated him at Battleground, Steven Stone.

DING DING!!!

Vinegar: Hazel East getting us underway, Enigma going right after Stone, the two exchanging blows in the center of the ring.

Lieberjosch: Enigma overpowering Stone, chops him in the chest.

Covert Jay: But Stone catches him with a knee lift, only for King to knock them both down with a double clothesline!

Vinegar: King whips Enigma into a corner, then grabs Stone and whips him into the same corner!

Covert Jay: King charges for a splash onto both of them, Stone moves out of the way, King crushing Enigma against the turnbuckle!

Vinegar: Enigma rolls to the outside, Stone comes off the ropes but runs right into a big boot from King, who drops into a lateral press!





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TWO!!!





Vinegar: Stone kicks out!

Lieberjosch: Enigma getting back to his feet on the outside, King spots him and dives through the ropes!

Covert Jay: Bullrush!

Lieberjosch: But Enigma sidesteps him, King crashes on the outside!

Vinegar: And Enigma is on him quickly and plants him with a DDT!

Lieberjosch: Smart moves by Enigma, a ring veteran.

Vinegar: Enigma slides back into the ring, leapfrogs over Stone.

Covert Jay: Firelighter!

Vinegar: Enigma waving at Stone to get back up!

Covert Jay: Feels familiar.

Vinegar: King grabs Enigma from behind in a half-nelson!

Lieberjosch: Enigma elbows him away!

Covert Jay: STONER SPINNER!!!

Vinegar: Stone drops King with that spinning neckbreaker, but left himself open to Enigma!

Lieberjosch: THUNDER CHILD!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma with the cover on Stone!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!





THREE!!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, EEEENIGMAAAAAAA!!!!!

Vinegar: Enigma succeeds in getting payback on Stone!

Lieberjosch: Perhaps this is the spark that gets momentum going from Enigma again, and it couldn't come at a better time, as we are on the way to Horizons!

Vinegar: What a great match tonight on Syn--- wait.. I'm getting word that we need to head backstage. Ezekiel Pax has been spotted backstage after a lengthy hiatus. No word on if Marek is with him.

The camera view switches to a corridor backstage leading to Ooley's office. The door opens and out steps Ezekiel with broad grin on his face. He turns back toward the office and says something that the camera can't pick up before turning and walking down the hallway.

Covert Jay: Ezekiel showing his face after going on strike a couple months ago. What a surprise!

Vinegar: Him walking out of Ooley's office must have something to do with it.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

We go backstage to a shot of Ballistic Johnny Blake making his way through the backstage corridors. He rounds a corner and gets blindsided, knocking him to the ground.

Vinegar: Holy crap.

Lieberjosch: That’s Duncan Ryder!

Indeed it is Dashing Duncan Ryder who has attacked his Cooperative partner. He stomps him into the ground viciously. Johnny tries to fight his way up but Duncan keeps on him. He pulls Johnny up to his feet and rams him face first into a vending machine.

Lieberjosch: Can’t say this is surprising. I’ve been predicting the Hit Squads breakdown for months.

Vinegar: No you haven’t. You’ve just talked about how great you think they are. Everyone else has seen this coming though.

Johnny tries to fight back, punching Duncan in the torso as the younger man grapples with him again and subdues him with a big hip strike to the body. He follows it up with a DDT onto the concrete. Johnny is almost out cold on the ground but slowly pushes to his hands and knees as Duncan taunts him. Ryder then walks down the corridor and retrieves a framed picture from the wall. The camera catches a look at it being a shot of the Thames Valley Hit Squad following their first Cooperative title victory. Duncan smashes it down over the back of Johnny’s head, shattering glass and knocking Johnny to the ground again.

Duncan pulls Johnny up and throws him over his shoulder as he walks away.


The lights dim to a near blackout, as all you can see on the Titantron is the words: "He Is Here!" Suddenly, an explosion erupts from the stage as "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin starts up. Medos appears just as the chorus starts. He walks out to the middle of the ramp, with a white cowboy hat on. He doesn't look that comfortable, sighs and walks down to the ring, he tips his hat to one side of the fans before placing it on the turnbuckle in the ring. He sends his arms wide before pointing to himself.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the Southern Gent, MEEEEEEEDOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Covert Jay: You tres.

Vinegar: Medos put in a great performance at Battleground, but unfortunately for him, came up just a bit short.

Lieberjosch: But you have to admire that he is competing here tonight, most of the other participants of that match are out of action tonight, with some of them not even medically cleared and allowed to be in the building, but there is Medos, in the ring and ready to fight, taped ribs and all.

The tribal beat of Kanye West's "Power" reverberates through the arena, accompanied by pulsing strobes. The royal crest overtakes the tron screen as purple smoke rises from the entrance way. Prince Rudo slowly cuts through the smoke clad in a long coat. He stops at the top of the ramp, turns back towards the crest and slams his fist to his heart in salute. He steps aside and Ymir walks past him to the ring.

Dennis: And his opponent, representing the Circle of Influence, YYMMMIIIRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Now this is a mismatch.

Vinegar: The giant Ymir towers over Medos, let's not forget he is a substitute for Prince Rudo, whose injuries from Battleground are preventing him from participating, although we should once again point out that Medos and his fractured ribs are still competing.

Covert Jay: Let's not forget that Ymir's actions at Battleground led to Medos being eliminated, so while I'm sure Medos wants a piece of Rudo, he doesn't mind getting some of Ymir too.

Lieberjosch: Yes, he wants a piece of the behemoth that he is staring directly up at.

DING DING!

Vinegar: Ymir swings with a downward chop, but Medos ducks under it, chops Ymir in the chest!

Lieberjosch: And Ymir, entirely unfazed, drills Medos with a headbutt that knocks him to the mat.

Covert Jay: Ymir just steps right on Medos, stepping over him, now he comes off the ropes with a splash!

Vinegar: Medos rolls out of the way, to his feet, comes off the ropes but runs right into a shoulder block!

Lieberjosch: Medos holding his chest as he lays on the ground, Ymir looking up at the stage towards Rudo.

Covert Jay: Rudo nodding his head, clearly a signal of some kind.

Vinegar: And Ymir pulls Medos up into a bear hug!

Lieberjosch: Brilliant strategy by Ymir, crushing those injured ribs!

Vinegar: Medos delivering clubbing blows to Ymir's head, gets him to break the hold!

Lieberjosch: But the damage may already be done, Medos looks like he can barely breathe, coughing repeatedly, Brian Chartreuse asking him if he wants to quit!

Covert Jay: But Medos shakes his head no!

Vinegar: Ymir just kicks Medos over onto his back, again looks up at the Cross-Hemisphere Champion for a cue!

Covert Jay: FALLING GIANT!!!

Vinegar: Medos rolls out of the way!

Covert Jay: Fallen Giant!

Lieberjosch: More importantly, here comes a Cowboy Boot!

Vinegar: A running punt kick delivered by Medos, hesitates a moment holding his ribs, no, he's not going to go for this in his state!

Lieberjosch: Yes he is!

Covert Jay: THE SOUTHERN SLAUGHTER!!!

Vinegar: Medos looks in terrible pain, holding those ribs, but he still manages a cover!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!!!





THREE!!!!!!!





Dennis: Here is your winner, MEEEEDOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Vinegar: An improbable victory by Medos, you have to consider that an upset under the circumstances.

Lieberjosch: Hard to tell how upset Prince Rudo is by it, as he turns his back on the ring and walks backstage.

Vinegar: Medos gave it his all here tonight, he gets the victory, where will the road lead from here to Medos, on his way to Horizons? Oh now we've got trouble. Here comes Duncan Ryder.

Lieberjosch: Still carrying Johnny Blake around like he was a child. That's impressive.

We see Duncan strutting down the ramp, Johnny still slung over his shoulder. As Hans speaks Johnny riggles free and takes a shot at Duncan. Duncan reels for a moment but replies with a punch of his own that knocks Johnny down and sends him rolling down the ramp. Johnny tries to recover but Duncan casually kicks him in the side of the head. He drags Johnny up to his feet and tosses him into the ring steps. He then picks up the top half and slams them down on him before pulling him up and rolling him in the ring.

Vinegar: He's coming this way.

Lieberjosch: I know.

Vinegar: What're you looking for?

Lieberjosch: This.

Ryder reaches the announce table.

Ryder: Thank you Hans.

Lieberjosch: A pleasure.

We see Hans pass Duncan a microphone, a pen and a leather bound book. Duncan takes them and climbs into the ring. Johnny is trying to push himself up and Duncan drops a vicious elbow onto the back of his neck that puts him down. He then straightens up and flashes a smile before he speaks.

Ryder: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome. I hope you're all sitting comfortably as you are about to bear witness to the end of an era and the beginning of a legend. You see, for too long now I have been stifled under the yoke of this moronic animal. For too long I had to carry his old useless arse through the ranks of this company and receive no credit for doing so.

Duncan turns and stomps on Johnny again as he tries to get up.

Ryder: I lead us to the UGWC Cooperative Championships and when he lost them for us, I led us to them again, only for him to lose them again!

Duncan turns and punts Johnny in the ribs.

Ryder: And for what? For what!? For this!

Duncan holds the book up for everyone to see.

Ryder: This is a journal, so to speak. Kept by that man.

Duncan points to Johnny.

Ryder: You see in truth this brash closed of old man is actually just a soft twat who spends all his time crying about the little daughter he never sees. We lost the titles because you were soft!

Duncan turns and kicks him.

Ryder: Because you can't get your head straight!

He kicks him again.

Ryder: Well here's a new entry for you.

Duncan pulls out the pen and opens the book, he begins to scribble, speaking out what he writes.

Ryder: Dear stupid little brat. Today my unnaturally handsome partner with the rougish charm and the winning smile got sick of my shit and decided to do something about it. It didn't end well for me.

He smiles broadly and throws the book on the ground so it lands open then stomps on it, grinding he boot into the pages, twisting and tearing them. Once he's done he rolls out of the ring and looks under the apron, soon pulling out a table. Unlike the usual though, this one is inch thick metal. Duncan slides it into the ring and goes after it. He sets it up in the middle of the ring as Johnny tries to get up again. Duncan grabs him by the back of the head and slams him face first into the corner of the table, splitting him open with a spurt of blood.

Vinegar: My god...

Ryder: So kid, I've got some good news for you and some bad news. The good news is that daddy's coming home. The bad news is, it's going to be in a permenant vegitative state.

With that Duncan lays Johnny on the table and climbs on it himself. He pulls Johnny to his feet and...

Lieberjosch: BALLISTIC BUSTER!!! Adding insult to injury and previous insults.

The table buckles but doesn't break under the impact and Johnny simply slumps of it lifeless. Duncan rolls off smoothly and gets to his feet with a wide grin and his arms outstretched.

Ryder: The Thames Valley Hit Squad is dead. Long live...The Dashing Destroyer!

I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy starts to play and Duncan gives Johnny one last kicks before casually strolling up the ramp, passing through a group of EMT's on the way. He only turns back to pose once again before disappearing from sight.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: We're halfway through what has been a Synergy that has literally been decimated by Battleground.

Lieberjosch: You know things are bad when Ethan King and Ymir are on a card, but we're obviously in turmoil when the Crimson Ghost is Main Eventing.

Vinegar: We can only apologise for the shortness of this card, and if you are disappointed by the output this evening we strongly suggest you go back and rewatch the Battleground Pay Per View, or at least the Main Event...

Covert Jay: All Ten Thousand Plus words of it!

Vinegar: Because it is a great testament to what this company is capable of when everyone is firing on all cylinders, and that Pay-Per-View even drained us here in the commentary box.

Lieberjosch: Speak for yourself, I'm looking forward to some good old fashioned grappling, Battleground was intense, but it was lacking on the technique front.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the next match is scheduled for one fall and is a Cooperative Match.

“NIGGA HOL' DAT!”

Dennis: Introducing first, from the ghetto of life itself, BBBBBBOOOOOOOOSSSSSS PPPPPEEEEENNNNGGGGUUUUUIIIIIIIIINNN!!!

Lieberjosch: Oh dear god.

Vinegar: So much for good ole' fashion grappling. Don't you read the card before a show.

Lieberjosch: Most of the time, but I got as far as Ethan King and assumed it couldn't get any worse. I forgott his traitorous piece of filth was going to attempt to 'wrestle'.

“Come Together”

Dennis: And his partner, the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion....TTTTTTTYYYYYYYVVVVVVOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAA!!!

Vinegar: boss P has just stepped into the ring, and he turns as his partner enters into view, and he instantly realises the mistake he may have made in agreeing to participate in this match. He has no weapons to defend himself with, no firepower, and the Mountainous Madman is hurtling down towards him with a look of hate in his eyes.

Covert Jay: Tyvola's not the Boss' biggest fan.

Vinegar: And the Penguin is aware of this, backing off as Ty slides in the ring, raising those...flippers? And trying to plead with Ty, but The Homicidal Hobo just bears his teeth and advances with a sick smile.

Lieberjosch: But the big man is so distracted by his little nemesis that, as the Penguin scrambles out of the ring, he doesn't see that Travis Pierce has ran down directly after Ty and get a cheap shot right to the back of The Champions skull, which actually sends Ty to his knee's. And then hekicks him forward and starts to choke him out by sitting on the back of Ty's neck as it presses on the middle rope.

Vinegar: Meanwhile Donovan Hastings is standing at the top of the ramp, directly underneath the GlobaTron with his arms crossed, and he's looking displeased to say the least.

Lieberjosch: The word your looking for, to describe Donovan's expression is aghast, he is looking around in pure shock.

Vinegar: And Sam Green is signalling to him to get to the ring as he's starting this match given Pierce is trying to choke out Ty before the bell.

Lieberjosch: But Donovan is refusing to move, and is screaming towards Mitchell Dennis who just shrugs as he walks past him saying his work is done now.

Vinegar: Donovan can't believe this, and he turns and screams through the curtains, and in a few moments out pop's Owen Peterson with a Megaphone and his cell phone.

Owen: Yo beotches an' gentlemen now introducing ta you da nigga who at Battlegrindin' once ag'in emasculated an' eviscerated an' embarassed dat foo' Gimperagi, an' who by all rights should be once ag'in main eventing Horizons fo' da third year in uh row, da Immortal Lord-Chief Nigga o' Pain sho 'nuff, DOONNNOOOVAAANN HAAASSTTTTIINNNNGGGSSS!

Vinegar: Now Owen places his cellphone up to the megaphone...

(Barely Audible) “Ripper”

Lieberjosch: And only now, when suitably announced will the Lord make his way to the ring, and in his own time, his partner has things under control.

DING!

Vinegar: Sam Green unwilling to wait any longer for Hastings, he gets the bell rung, and turns to start making a count on the choke that Pierce still has applied...but as he makes his way towards the two competitors he is almost knocked over...

Covert Jay: By a flying Penguin!?!?!?

Vinegar: Whilst all the commotion went on around him, Boss P spent all that time scaling the turnbuckle, and standing what relatively speaking is miles in the air, and then launched himself at Travis Pierce...who relinquishes his choke and falls to the floor out of shock more than anything.

Lieberjosch: Tyvola getting to his feet, and looking at the little one that just aided him, and a look of confusion crosses his face...giving Pierce time to get to his feet...

Covert Jay: And boss P thinks quickly...and attempts a drop-kick...

Vinegar: On Tyvola?

Covert Jay: Who grabs Boss P by the feet and starts to swing him like a club...the Boss sticks his beak out, and Tyvola smashes him into Travis Pierces face with enormous force.

Vinegar: Travis Pierce collapses to the ground, and Tyvola then spots Donovan Hastings', still on his way to the ring and immediately drops the Penguin, and rushes out of the ring...

Covert jay: Boss P lands on the tops of Pierce...IT'S A COVER!

Vinegar: Sam green shrugs and falls to his knee's to make the count, just as Hastings see's Tyvola running towards him and turns round and starts running for the back.






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Dennis: Here are your winners.....TTTTTYYYYVVVVOOOOLLLAAAA AND BBBBBBBBBBOOOOSSSSSSSS PPPPPPEEEEEENNNGGGGUUUUIIIIINN!!!

Vinegar: Tyvola and disappears backstage in pursuit of Donovan Hastings as Boss P rolls off the former World Heavyweight Champion with the win.

Covert jay: He looks delighted, I wonder what he'll do with his purse?

The scene opens backstage and Prince Rudo is seen walking with Ymir after his match. As they pass by a closed door, it suddenly opens and Rudo is pulled into the room and the door is slammed shut. Ymir pounds on the door as it appears to be locked. He shakes the door handle and rams his shoulder into it. The door shakes on its frame and Ymir steps back a few feet, preparing to ram it again. As he lowers his shoulder the door opens and Prince Rudo comes flying out of the room, landing at the feet of the giant. Ezekiel and Marek step out of the room, one brandishing a severely dented chair while the other tightly grips a cattle prod.

Ezekiel: That's only the beginning, bro.

He takes the prod from Marek and aims it at Ymir and you can hear the electricity crackling.

Ezekiel: C'mon, ya big lug. Do something.

Since Rudo is out cold, Ymir doesn't strike, he only lifts Rudo to his feet. Ezekiel hands Marek back the cattle prod and the two turn their back to Rudo and Ymir and walk off as the scene fades.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: It's been an, unusual night tonight on Synergy.

Lieberjosch: Boss P and Enigma both winning, I'm not sure which of those is the more foreboding sign of a coming Apocalypse.

Vinegar: And we're about to see the Choas Championship defended. The Crimson ghost cashed in some of his purse to get this shot.

Lieberjosch: And only weeks after The Battleground Match he was involved in, many would say it's a strange time to take your shot, I'd say it was just right for an imbecile.

Vinegar: he may be known for acting the fool and pranking his fellow Entertainment Professionals, but he's made it clear he wants to be taken more seriously, and that may be why he's opted against any entrance tonight. That suggests a more focused Ghost thn we have ever seen before.

Lieberjosch: Unless he's saving his energy to perform a one man modern dance interpretation of the entire combined works of J.D Salinger, Vin Deisel and Donald Trump set to a remix of Janis joplin and Elmo from Sesame Street.

Covert Jay: I'd pay good money to see that.

Dennis: ladies and Gentlemen it is time for tonight's Main Event. The Match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Chaos Championship. Already in the ring is the challenger, THHHE CRRRRIIIMMMSSSSOOOONNN GGGGGHHHOOOOSSSSTTT!!!

“How To Make A Monster”

Dennis: Introducing The Champion....TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE NNNNAAATTTUUURRRALLL BBBBOOOORRRRNNN KIIIILLLLEEEEEERRRR!!!

Vinegar: NBK brought an end to a difficult string of losses by successfully defending his title against former World Heavyweight Champion Phrixus Deimos at Battleground. He is said, however, to be distressed at missing out on the chance to be in the Horizons match itself, some suggesting he is harbouring jealousy towards the members of The Circle that Rudo took in with him. You have to wonder if he will channel that frustration into this match.

Lieberjosch: you can count on it, Ghost doesn't stand a chance.

Vinegar: You'd be a fool to write him off...

Covert jay: Usually I'd agree, but this week you're wrong, you'd have to be a moron to think he'd win!

Vinegar: Don't forget Ghost has already got one win over the Killer, this time he's even more focused and there is a Championship at stake.

Lieberjosch: let's just forget the fact he had his ass handed to himself on a plate at battleground and other competitors, who got of arguably with less physical trauma have been kept off the card shall we? He's not going to win.

Covert jay: He's really not.

Ding!

Covert Jay: See?

Vinegar: NBK waisted no time and he slams a punch into the temple of The Crimson ghost, and he goes down in a heap. And The Killer covers.




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3!!!

Dennis: here is you're winner...and STILL UGWC Chaos Champion....TTTTHEEE NNNAAATTTUUURRAAALLL BBBBOOOORRRNNN KIIIIILLLEEERRR!!!

Vinegar: that was possibly the shortest match in UGWC histoory, certainly the shortest main event we have ever had. And you wouldn't have expected it from the Natural Born Killer who usually enjoys to take his time in that ring.

Lieberjosch: maybe under the crazy there is a glimmer of intelligence and he realised no-one wanted to see him flirt around the inevitable all night, we've all got things to do, people to see.

Vinegar: Well that's all we've got for you tonight, hopefully next week the Battleground Hangover will have become less ferocious!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Credits

Kis challenges Chris
A-Kis

Opener
Donny

Ezekiel & Marek Segments
Bryan

Duncan turns on Johnny
A-Kis

Ymir vs Medos
Donny

Coop & ME
T-Rob

[princerudo]

Oh it is on now, Bryan. It. Is. On.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Woop, Bryan's back.

Not much to say about the matches. I'm disappointed Hiro missed deadline as I'm sure he is after cashing in for a shot. The Co-op match was a good laugh. I bet we're going to have to hear about Boss P's 100% in ring record constantly now.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hiro didn't 'miss deadline' he no-showed, and he's been logged into his MSN messenger account all week so I'm pretty sure he's not too disappointed, he just couldn't be bothered.

[Declan Prescott]

Hey! During that week of MSN, Hiro showed me this:



That more than makes up for him no showing, yes?

[Orgabsmic]

Holy moly Boss P is undefeated...

[Jet Somers]

Oct 18, 2011 8:36:56 GMT -5 Declan Prescott said:

Hey! During that week of MSN, Hiro showed me this:



That more than makes up for him no showing, yes?

A ytmnd?

Great show, the fallout from Battleground is really being made to be felt.