Synergy #54 Results - November 7th, 2011

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to UGWC Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: We're set for another great night of UGWC action!

Lieberjosch: But one of the biggest news items of the week occured outside the ring, as last week the Ford Escape owned by Jet Somers was found totaled outside Los Angeles, and Jet himself has gone missing.

Covert Jay: Which puts our main event in jeopardy!

Lieberjosch: Are you putting a main event ahead of the general health of one of our greatest competitors?

Covert Jay: You're right, somebody will think of something.

Vinegar: And now we’re set for what should be one hell of a match.

Covert Jay: No Ninja?

Vinegar: Yes Jay unfortunately there is no ninja’s involved but two stars of the UGWC are set to do battle. Who knows what the winner could go on to do from this night after this match?

Lieberjosch: Flipping burgers.

Vinegar: Oh shut up Hans you don’t even have a house.

Covert Jay: oooo.

Vinegar: Now let’s get on with the match…

Lieberjosch: I have a house…it’s even on the beach.

Covert Jay: Ninja tent.

Vinegar: A tent?

Lieberjosch: No!

Vinegar: Moving on…Steven Stone vs. Enigma this should be a good one ladies and gentlemen.

*Headstrong

Two spotlights aim to the top of the ramp as Steven Stone walks out. He looks around the arena, smiles before looking to the ring. The smile goes from his face as he reaches the ring. He rolls in before taking a deep breath to calm his nerves.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is set for one fall…first introducing from Washington DC…this is STEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENN STTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Covert Jay: That was a long one.

*Tokyo

"Tokyo" by the Wombats hits to a loud chorus of booing. Enigma walks out to a huge fireworks display, soaking in the even louder booing. He walks down the ramp, with a sinister look etched on his face, before stopping at the ring apron. The chorus hits as Enigma jumps through the middle of the top and second ropes, before landing in a roll in the middle of the ring. He springs back to his feet, and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, posing to a loud wall of booing and heckling.

Dennis: And introducing his opponent from the land of Killer snakes, killer jellyfish, dangerous drop bears and ninja Koalas; Brisbane Oistralia he is EEEENNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Covert Jay: Ninja Koalas?

Vinegar: Yes Jay ninja koalas!

Lieberjosch: He’s down!

Vinegar: No sooner did the bell ring than Enigma just laid Steven out with the Thunder Child.

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Lieberjosch: I thought you said this was going to be a great match and blah, blah, blah?

Vinegar:…

Covert Jay: Ninja silence.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: The Chaos Title is up for grabs in our next match.

Dennis: Introducing first, the challenger to the Chaos Title.. ABIGAIL KNIGHT!!

‘Shiner’ by Deepfield begins to play and strobe lights start up, right about the time that the music hits, hard and fast and heavy. Smoke has filled the floor of the stage but Abigial is nowhere to be seen.

Covert Jay: Where is she?

Vinegar: You’re guess is as good as mine.

Mitchell Dennis clears his throat and tries again.

Dennis: Introducing first, the challenger for the Chaos Title.. ABIGAIL KNIGHT!!

Still nothing as her music still plays. Dennis sighs and continues.

Dennis: Introducing first, he is the reigning and defending CHAOS CHAMPION!! He is.. Natural Born Killer.. N!! B!! K!!

‘How To Make A Monster’ by Rob Zombie begins to play over the speakers and NBK walks out onto the stage. As he reaches the top of the ramp, Abigail suddenly springs from the back with a Kendo stick in hand. She nails NBK from behind right in the knees, immediately dropping him to all fours.

Vinegar: Abigail making an impact. It seemed like she no-showed.

Covert: Sneaky ninjette tactics.

Leiberjosch: She’s going to need those tactics against an opponent nearly twice her weight.

NBK gets to his knees and Abigail swings for his face. The bigger man grabs the Kendo stick in his left hand and gets to his feet. He yanks it from her by pulling backward while simultaneously headbutting her. NBK grips the cane and swings at Abby, who ducks the shot and kicks her attacker in the gut and NBK doubles over. The tip of the cane touches the ground and Abby jumps into the air, landing both feet on the cane, slamming it out of NBK’s grip. He charges forward, squashing Abby into the stage wall. NBK backs up as Abby collapses. He steps forward with a kick that barely misses her head. Abby rolls to her feet but NBK grabs her by the hair and slams and pulls downward, slamming her onto the stage.

Covert Jay: Ouch!

Vinegar: This could be over quick, folks.

Abby uses the wall to get to her feet and NBK charges again, possibly going for the Rumor Has It! Abby jumps into the air over NBK and rolls forward in a somersault and grabs the Kendo stick as NBK is able to stop himself from running into the wall. He stalks toward Abby and she backs up, heading toward the ring.

Covert Jay: I think I saw this in a horror movie once...

Lieberjosch: Only once?

Covert Jay: Maybe twice..

Abby rolls into the ring. As NBK steps closer, she throws the Kendo stick end over end at him. He swipes it out of the way but that brief moment gave Abigail the time she needed to sail over the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault. Both competitors hit the ground hard, Abby bouncing off NBK. She begins to stir after a moment and crawls toward the apron and gets to her feet. She climbs onto the apron and eyes NBK as he begins to get up. She runs at him and dives off the apron. NBK reaches up and grabs her by the hair as the other arm grabs her near the legs and gives a modified powerslam onto the ground. He holds onto her hair and lifts her to her feet. He gorilla presses his smaller opponent and throws her into the ring. He begins digging under the ring and tosses in a few weapons.

Leiberjosch: A trash can? And you tell me this isn’t garbage wrestling?

Covert Jay: Can’t really argue with that.

A trash can, two chairs, and a table are slid into the ring. NBK slides in and grabs the trash can. He firmly grips both ends and hurls it at Abigail who had gotten on all fours. The recoil sends the garbage back to NBK who sets it up with the open end on the grabs. He grabs Abigail and places her head onto the garbage can and grabs for a steel chair. He raises it into the air but Abby is ready for it. She brings her elbow into the groin of NBK. She elbows him again and he drops the chair and it lands on top of the garbage can. She grabs the other chair and gets to her feet. NBK swings and she blocks it with the chair. Abby nails him in the gut with the chair and he doubles over, his face almost touching the chair on top of the trash can. She hits him on the back and he falls onto the chair. She swings again, crushing his head in between the chairs.

Vinegar: Abigail getting an advantage on her larger opponent.

Abigail sets up a chair in a seated position. She grabs NBK and shoves him backward into the chair. She then goes to the ropes and climbs out onto the apron. As Abby jumps to the top rope, NBK jumps toward the rope and shoves her feet outward. She lands stomach first onto the ropes. NBK grabs her by the hair and pulls into position for a Cradle Piledriver. He steps backward and prepares to drop her headfirst onto the chair. Abby begins to kick her feet, nailing NBK in the face and his grip loosens. Abigail lands on all fours and crawls between NBKs legs. She grabs the chair and swings it backwards over her head, hitting NBK in the head. He bounces into the ropes chest first and as he rebounds..

Vinegar: KNIGHTMARE!!

Abigail quickly goes for the pin.

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Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEW Chaos Champion, ABIGIAL KNIGHT!!!

Vinegar: A new champion, here on Synergy!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Vinegar: Don't go anywhere, we've got lots more to come!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: We’re onto our third match of the night.

The lights in the arena dim and the big screen lights up with a scene from the movie ‘Superbad’. The character played by Seth Rogen is bent over, hands on his knee’s breathing hard and you hear him say the words, ‘He’s the fastest kid alive’. The screen goes black then we see Marek run from under the big screen. He jumps into the air, grabbing onto the frame, swinging forward into a backflip and as he lands pyro goes off and ‘You’re The Best’ by Joe Esposito begins to play.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Ishikawa, Japan! Weighing in at 175lbs! Marek Daaaisuuuke!!!

Marek rolls forward from the landing and continues down the ramp. He stops at the bottom and puts his hands on his hips, relishing in the reaction from the audience. He then jumps from the ground, grabbing onto the top rope and vaults into the ring without even touching the apron. He stands on the turnbuckle and puts his arms outward, again relishing in the crowd reaction. He jumps down and stretches in his corner.

"The Diamontina Drover" comes through the speakers to a generous pop from the audience as Ethan enters from backstage in a Holden Ute. He stops at the top of the ramp and exits the Ute before he looks out to the audience, raises his arms causing a Randy Orton like shower of red sparks to fall behind him.

Dennis: And his opponent! From Cork Station, Australia! Weighing in at 240lbs! Ethan Kiiing!!!

Vinegar: Ethan could well still be suffering the effects of his match with Enigma last week.

Lieberjosch: He hurt his neck. I don’t think Marek could even reach his neck. He’ll probably be ok.

Vinegar: But word is that Marek is out here with something to prove tonight and that’ll make him especially dangerous.

He continues to walk down to the ring, interacting with some of the fans in the front row. Once he gets to the ring apron, he slides in and poses for the audience on the top right turnbuckle, then proceeds to do the same on the bottom left turnbuckle before hopping down and awaiting the start of the match.

Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: Oh my God, no sooner have Ethan King’s feet touched the mat than Marek has sent him spilling to the outside with a huge Propulsion Kick.

Jay: No boring chain wrestling today.

Lieberjosch: I’m not even going to comment.

Jay: Good, no-one likes you and we don’t have time to write all your drivel in.

Vinegar: Ethan getting back to his feet but Marek runs the ropes. Suicide Dive! Takes the Drover down once again.

Lieberjosch: This may seem strong but no-one can continue this forever and soon it’ll catch up to Marek and-

Jay: Booooring.

Vinegar: Ethan slowly getting to his feet and Marek lands a chop to the back of his neck and rolls him into the ring. Ethan trying to regain his footing but he’s looking sluggish.

Jay: Ninja’s gonna fly.

Lieberjosch: Article –

Jay blows a loud raspberry down the mic.

Lieberjosch: You little-

He does it again even louder.

Vinegar: Ethan is up again as Marek reaches the top rope, waiting for him to turn. Flying Crossbody!

Lieberjosch: The Drover catches him though and releases him into a fall away slam.

Vinegar: Marek tries to get back up but Ethan grabs him and drags him to the middle of the ring to hit a hard scoop slam. King runs the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop. Marek rolls clear though and kips to his feet and hits low enziguri as the Drover tries to recover.

Jay: He’s going up high again.

Lieberjosch: Because it worked so-

Jay yawns loudly.

Vinegar: Marek hits a moonsault. Here’s the cover.

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Vinegar: Kick out. Marek brings him up to his feet but Ethan shoves him away. Marek bounces off the rope and Ethan drops him with a shoulder block. Marek tries to scramble away but Ethan stays on him and forces him to the corner.

Lieberjosch: Great use of his 65 pound-

Jay lets out a massive burp. We’re talking Shrek style.

Vinegar: King unloading with hard hooks to the body. Whips him across the ring, following up with an avalanche. Marek rolls aside though and runs to the ropes. He comes back and- Down From The Sky! Marek just ran up Ethan and fell onto him.

Jay: He’s going up top once again.

Vinegar: Aerial Emperor! Huge move from the top and Marek with the pin.

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dennis: Here is your winner! Marek Daaaisukkeee!!!

Vinegar: A valiant showing from Ethan King here but it wasn’t enough to hold off a pumped up and motivated Marek Daisuke. Now don’t go anywhere as next up Duncan Ryder faces Cross-Hemisphere champion Prince Rudo. It promises to be explosive.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Marek Diasuke is making his way up the entrance ramp after that hardfought match.

The tribal beat. The purple lights. The crest.

Vinegar: Uh oh. And here comes the first competitor in our next contest.

Prince Rudo and the Circle of Influence step onto the stage.

Vinegar: Marek has been assisting Ezekiel Pax in his recent attacks on Rudo and Pierrot. And it looks like he may have to pay the piper tonight.

Jay: Why would you pay a piper? What kind of music can you make with a pipe anyway?

Lieberjosch: The Fastest Kid Alive has never been one to back down from a fight and he charges straight at Prince Rudo, only to be stopped by the frying pan mitts of Ymir.

Vinegar: Ymir, Roland, Rudo and Sebastian all converge on Marek and beat him down to the ground. The Prince snaps his fingers and they all stop, Marek now crawling away trying to create some distance while the Circle disappears back into the entrance.

Lieberjosch: Bad idea, he is crawling towards the edge of the stage.

Jay: Bring out the gimp!

Vinegar: Rudo rolls out Pierrot in his wheelchair! They wait for Marek to struggle to his feet...and then they charge! The Court Jester has balled his knees up, turning himself into a human battering ram.

BAH GOD!

Lieberjosh: Marek Diasuke just got knocked off the stage and fell ten feet, landing directly on a table of technical equipment. Sparks shoot off and the table collapses!

Vinegar: The table may have broken his fall, but it sure did not make that landing any happier.

Jay: Sympathy for Rolling Vengeance!

Vinegar: Sebastian comes back to retrieve Pierrot and Rudo makes his way to the ring. Personnel are already attending to Marek on the floor.

Lieberjosch: And the actual match hasn't even started yet.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, that guy who just knocked another guy off the stage, Prince Rudo!

Vinegar: Not to take any attention away from Marek, who will be assessed by medical staff here at the arena then possibly taken to the hospital, Prince Rudo has placed an interesting twist on tonight's contest.

Lieberjosch: That's right Nicholas, Duncan Ryder asked the Prince to put his Cross-Hemisphere Title on the line, and the Prince responded that if the Dashing Destroyer beats him, he will indeed get a title shot.

Fall Out Boy “ I Don't Care”

Dennis: And coming to the ring now, some Douchenozzle who hits on other peoples' wives!

Vinegar: Duncan Ryder shaking his head as he struts his way to the ring. Ryder has been quite the controversial figure since turning on his partner Johnny Blake.

Lieberjosch: Even his dating track record is a matter of controversy, some eyewitnesses have only seen him strike out, other sources say his new look and attitude has indeed been attracting the drunken ladies.

Vinegar: Either way, I'm sure he would like to have a title belt back around his waist.

Jay: He could wear it to the club.

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse will be your official for this match, and he calls for the opening bell.

DING!

Vinegar: The two men meet in the middle of the ring, Ryder avoids the lock-up to shoot around behind Rudo and synches the waist, belly to back suplex.

Lieberjosch: The Dashing Destroyer has something to prove tonight, Nicholas. Not only does a win put him to the forefront of the title hunt, but a dominating performance will go a long way to silencing his critics once and for all.

Vinegar: Duncan keeping Rudo grounded and floats over to control the head.

Jay: Whoa!

Vinegar: Ryder getting to show off his strength with that maneuver, snapping from the ground to deliver a hard suplex.

Lieberjosch: When you can combine power and technical prowess, that is a very dangerous skill set.

Vinegar: But Rudo possesses the speed advantage, which he demonstrates by rolling out of the way of that knee drop. And he catches Ryder in a swinging neckbreaker as they both rise. The Puppetmaster now letting loose a rolling elbow, Ryder ducks and grabs that limb, pushes Rudo to his knees with a painful crowbar manuever.

Jay: Don't you mean an....ARRRRRMBAAAR!

Vinegar: No. I meant crowbar, it's a specific way of wrenching the joint.

Jay: I'll bet Ryder wrenches the joint quite often.

Lieberjosch: Charming.

Vinegar: The Prince manages to roll through to a position to alleviate the pressure on his shoulder, and armdrags Ryder into his own painful looking elevated hammerlock

Jay: That was a jerking off joke.

Vinegar: Ignoring. Ryder forcing his way back to his feet uses the leverage to reverse into his own hammerlock. Neither man can seem to gain a concrete advantage in these early minutes.

Lieberjosch: And all this hold-counterhold crap is right up your barbeque stained alley.

Vinegar: Rudo pushes Ryder backwards into the rope, and the start is counted to initiate a break. Ryder with a smirk ducks down and attempts to backdrop the Prince over the rope instead.

Jay: Ninja balance!

Lieberjosch: Rudo lands on the apron, and waits patiently for Ryder to turn around so he can hang him on the top rope. Triple D's head snaps back violently and he crashes to the mat.

Vinegar: Rudo rolls into the ring and sizes Duncan up. As Ryder gets to his knees, here comes Rudo looking for a charging knee.

Jay: Denied!

Lieberjosch: Ryder with a spear to the gut of the Lord of the Realm. And he's quick to grab ahold of him...Ballistic Buster!

Vinegar: Cover made by Ryder.

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Kick out!

Lieberjosch: Ryder not going to complain about the count, he goes right back on the offensive with some vicious stomps, and now picks up Rudo and pulls him up onto his shoulders.

Vinegar: Rudo throws some elbows to the side of his head though, and now swings himself loose and brings Ryder down with a high-impact reverse DDT. Going for his own cover.

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Kick out!

Jay: Nothing as exciting as text representations of near falls.

Vinegar: Rudo goes for that charging knee again, Ryder rolls out of the way and catches him from behind.The Lord of the Realm is going up. Electric chair! Ryder keeps ahold of the leg as he gets back up, then grabs the other.

Lieberjosch: The Prince is slingshotted into the corner, his head collides with the top turnbuckle and he stumbles back to the middle of the ring.

Vinegar: Ryder blowing a kiss to some ladies in the front row as he saunters up to the wobbly Prince Rudo.

Jay: BUZZSAW!

Lieberjosch: Rudo lets loose that vicious kick to the head, and both men collapse to the mat.

Vinegar: Brian Chartreuse begins a ten count.

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Vinegar: Rudo has rolled over to his front.

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Lieberjosch: Ryder pushes himself to one knee

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5!

Vinegar: Both men on hands and knees, taking the opportunity to catch their breath after what has so far been rapidfire back and forth action.

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Jay: Eyes towards the ramp, old men!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel is charging to the ring!

Vinegar: The Red Eyed Wonder slides under the bottom rope, pulls Duncan Ryder off the mat and tosses him out of the ring. Now he goes to work stomping on the Prince!

DING DING DING!

Lieberjosch: Brian Chartreuse trying to get Zeke to leave the ring but Zeke shoves him to the side and picks Prince Rudo up.

Jay: PEACE OUT!

Vinegar: Ezekiel Pax rolls out of the ring and grabs a microphone and a chair.

Ezekiel: Shut up, Nick, I can take it from here. Hey, Squidface, you think that was funny, tossing my best friend off the entrance? You think that's going to stop him? My boy's taken way worse, bro. I guess you thought that was another one of your all-important messages. All you ever seem to do is talk. Well, I have some messages too, that I didn't get to give while I was on strike. See, this first message, it's for everyone in the locker room and that oh so important back office.

(slams the chair on Rudo's spine)

This one is for Tyvola and anyone else thinks they should be world champion. Because I'm not stopping with the CH Belt, I think I'll just go ahead and get them all.

(slams the chair on Rudo's shoulder)

This one is special for Jet Somers.

(slams the chair on Rudo's leg then throws it to the mat)

And this one is just for you, bro. Say goodbye to that title.

Vinegar: Zeke picks Rudo up...PEACE OUT onto the chair! Officials have finally made it to the ring and forced Ezekiel to leave.

Lieberjosch: Ryder looks extremely pissed off on the outside of the ring, the match has been thrown out and that means he did not earn his own Cross-Hemisphere Title shot.

Vinegar: Members of the Circle and officials are helping the Prince to his feet and back to the locker room. Folks, we still have what's sure to be a wild main event coming up.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Another fantastic night of great action here on Synergy, and it is time for our main event!

Lieberjosch: The co-winners of Battleground, facing off in singles action!

Vinegar: A well-deserved main event, indeed, let's get right to it!

Covert Jay: By which you mean hopefully we can get to it.

Vinegar: What do you mean?

Covert Jay: Let's not forget that Jet's Ford Escape was found totaled on the interstate outside of Los Angeles on Tuesday morning, and authorities have been searching for him all week.

'What You Want' slinks into existence as all the arena lighting turns purple and pink as what we want walks out atop the entrance way. The gorgeous Gabrielle in her hue of caramel smirks as she gazes out over all the UGWC fans and tussles her hair over her shoulders before sauntering down too the ring while holding her hands delicately aloft beside herself. When she reaches the ring she rests both hands on the ring apron and for a moment she suggestively arches her back before lifting herself up onto the apron where she sits with her legs dangling over the edge as she adjusts the neckline of her revealing sports bra ensuring it does what little it can to conceal her curves. She then crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she gets to her feet and leans back against the ropes where she turns and winks at the camera.

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, the Caramel Coated Princess, GABRIELLE MONTGOMMERRRRYYYYY!!!!

Gabby is, of course, accompanied by Tyvola, because the card says so. There is no need for you read what the commentators say about it, though. After all, it's fairly predictable, isn't it? Dr. Lieberjosch drools over the dollar signs that he sees every time he looks at Tyvola, Covert Jay makes fun of him for the residency dillema, and Vinegar generally makes a poor attempt at maintaining something resembling credibility in the broadcast, not that anybody cares.

Covert Jay: Damn, she is a good looking ninjette.

A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of a darkened hallway, walking toward the screen. A distorted and distant Mark Collie wails: 'In time, your time will be no more...,' and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times. At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands with a few of his still loyal supporters in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in and begins bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.

Dennis: And her opponent, representing the Human Resources Department and being accompanied by Travis Pierce, the Living Weapon, JET SOMMMERRRRRSSSSS!!!!

Vinegar: Somers and Pierce coming to the ring, looks like Somers made it after all, accompanied by what appears to be an entire security detail.

Lieberjosch: We're being told that Director Ooley hired the detail after Jet was assaulted this weekend. It makes sense, given that Tyvola has a tendency to stalk his prey.

Covert Jay: Let's not forget all that business a year ago with Ichabod, also around Horizons time.

Vinegar: Speaking of which, we already know that Jet Somers is using the opportunity granted to him by winning Battleground to challenge Tyvola for the World Heavyweight Championship at Horizons.

Covert Jay: Which means we could see two consecutive Horizons end with Somers winning the title in the main event!

Tyvola, for his part, appears disinterested in Opie and Travis, or the Piercing Weapons, or whatever the two have decided to be called, we might know if Pierce opted to post this week, he really didn't have to considering he technically had the week off, but damn if Boolz didn't make him look bad by comparison, considering he didn't have to either. In any case, Tyvola, much to the amusement of Hans and panic of Vinegar, tears a piece off the towel that Covert Jay keeps wrapped around his head, and ties it around his own forearm. Covert Jay notes that ninja garb is traditionally used to ward off necromancer pirates.

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke getting us underway, this should be a great match-up.

Except you're not much interested in it, are you? This whole recap thing is all the rage, it's all anybody wants to see. Although, if you're paying attention, there's only one person who actually EARNED the right to have his actions recapped in this match.

Vinegar: Beautiful jumping heel kick by Montgomery, knocking Somers to the mat.

Covert Jay: And she blows a kiss to Pierce on the outside, mocking her former partner.

Meanwhile Tyvola simply stares at Pierce, his head cocked to the side, and it is clear that it makes Pierce more than a little uncomfortable. Maybe Pierce thinks he is pulling a Chinkster, or maybe he fears for his personal safety around Tyvola in spite of the security detail, as its not like a group of NPCs have much of a shot against the Jackal of Jwar Isle, anyway. In any case, Tyvola does not break his gaze from Pierce as he reaches out and takes a handful of popcorn from a young fan, because his bio says that he does.

Vinegar: Leg hooking takedown by Somers, a nice counter there.

You'll notice we skipped a bit. I blame Boolz.

Lieberjosch: UNDER CLEAVAGE SHOT!!!

Covert Jay: Followed up by a BUTT WIGGLE!!!

Didn't get Ty's attention though. Maybe he's a closet Kis-man? Shoot, we missed some stuff again...I could probably write this match better had I not had the snow and subsequent power problem last week. The frozen water, mind you, not cocaine. I actually have lived a drug-free life, believe it or not. But now we're off topic. Did Gabby make a Horizons match pick yet that I missed?

Covert Jay: WRAPPED IN CARAMEL!!!

Vinegar: Montgomery trying to lock in that Spider Twist, Somers struggling against it!

Lieberjosch: Somers manages to sit up, drive back, a modified seated backdrop of sorts, it breaks the hold.

Vinegar: Both trying to recover quickly, Somers behind Montgomery!

Lieberjosch: He takes her down with the Suicide Pull!

Covert Jay: Ground-and-Pound!!!

Vinegar: Those vicious elbow and knee strikes to Montgomery, and the referee can't get Somers off!

One wonders if anybody could successfully get Somers off, and although normally considered a legal move in the world of UGWC, for tonight we'll remember that in a normal wrestling promotion, such a move would get cut off by the official every time, because it perfectly sets up Tyvola's next action to take. The sheer viciousness of Jet's assault at last gets the attention of the Bearded Bastard, and he enters the ring to intervene, only for Pierce to attempt to intercept him by jumping on his back. Tyvola is generally unfazed, but pauses long enough to reach back and fling Pierce away like a rag doll, as that also naturally progresses the story we are trying to tell in this match.

Lieberjosch: When is this damned security going to do their jobs!

Covert Jay: Here they come!

Vinegar: The security detail rushing the ring, and they gang-tackle Tyvola, and even the-

Whoops, almost forgot that we're doing a Ty-cap here. Anywho, despite being a group of NPCs, the security is able to successfully restrain Tyvola, because if they didn't then I couldn't use the rest of Ichy's idea and he sometimes gets cranky about that. In fact, I think I'll just stick his idea in here, as it's already pretty much a recap itself anyway.

[The security detail] hold Tyvola back while Jet goes to town on Gabby right in front of Tyvola. Nothing career ending, of course, just enough to maybe reawaken the infatuation he once had for her, snap his mind off MJ and back to his love? Either way, enough to make him really really pissed at Jet.

I fixed that formatting problem he always has because it drives me nuts. I was actually intending to go back and forth quickly here from commentary to Ty-cap, but it would get real choppy, and people sometimes rag on Pierce for that, and I know he didn't post and all, but it's not like I'm trying to make up for it here.

Vinegar: And now Somers stares right at Tyvola, standing over the badly beaten Gabrielle Montgomery, and Travis Pierce stands at his side!

Lieberjosch: It makes you wonder if this entire thing was just a set-up on the World Heavyweight Champion!

Vinegar: Perhaps it was, but whether you consider it dubious tactics or brilliant strategy, the Human Resources Department stands triumphant over Tyvola and Montgomery!

Covert Jay: We'll see you next week!

~*~*~

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opener
DJS

Chaos Championship
Zeke

Marek vs Ethan
A-Kis

Rudo vs Ryder
Rudo

Main Event
Hastings

[Red Bull Icon]

I have to know. Did Mrs. Hastings or Donny write the main event?

Nice show all the way around. Congrats Tailz, and considering how the Chaos title has been treated in the past, sorry. Hope you can turn that belt around though.

and what have I done?

[Jet Somers]

Hey!


lol

[Alex Kiseragi]

Well, I think it'll be safe to say we all enjoyed the main event. Although there was no pin, or even passing mention of a pin, it just kinda ended, which seemed odd.

Really liked Duncan's match. Nice work Rudo.

Congrats Tailz on the title win. Can only echo what Ty said about that.

Hope Bryan and JK don't mind the briefness of their match. Didn't have long to do it, sorry.

[EZRA]

No worries, Matt. The match was fine. I was hoping for the ending I hinted at but it's not a big deal at all, bro.

The show was good. Main Event was odd. Haha. No complaints.

Tailz, it sucks to win a title on a no-show but like the others said, maybe you can re-establish some awesomeness to it.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Ah dude, I totally forgot about that bit when I wrote it. Sorry.

[abigailknight]

Thanks for the congrats guys, I'm going to do my best to unleash all bloody and unholy hel- I mean, I will uphold this title to the best of Abby's ability

It truly is an honor, regardless of how I got it.

I loved the show in general, although I do have to echo Alex and Zeke, the main event was just a tiny bit odd, and there was no defined end, but it was easy enough to keep up with.

in short, frickin great work to all who wrote as always!

[EZRA]

Also, sorry for the shortness of the Chaos Title match. I was about halfway through it Saturday night and decided to take a break. Sunday, I got in a pretty bad car accident. I'm fine but super sore. Car is totaled. I just wrote in the quick ending. Hope it was good.

[abigailknight]

dude, I WILL come up there and slap you for apologizing after what happened. Besides, I saw on your FB remember?