Synergy #61 Results - February 20, 2012

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Welcome to another action packed webisode of Synergy!!

Covert Jay: HUTTAH!!

Leiberjosch: ....

Vinegar: We’re going to get right to the action, folks.

Dennis: Introducing first, from Hartford, Connecticut; he is DONOVAN HASTIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!

‘Ripper’ by Chinchilla begins to play as Lord Hastings makes his way out onto the ramp. Just by his body language, you can see he is upset. He doesn’t even pause on the ramp. He climbs the stairs and enters the ring then tosses his cloak to the outside.

Dennis: And his opponent, hailing from Ishikawa, Japan; he is MAREK DAISUUUUUUUUKEEEEEE!!

The lights in the arena dim and on the screen we see a lion walking toward the screen. It stops and then lets off a roar that echoes through the sound system. We see Marek walk out from under the GlobalTron carrying a microphone in his hand as ‘You’re The Best’ by Joe Esposito begins to play. He calmly walks down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope then gets to his feet as his music stops.

Vinegar: The usually quiet Marek seems like he has something to say.

Marek: Donovan, I understand your frustration with the current Head of Creative. In my opinion, this match does not make any sense. I do not have any issue with you. And with saying that, you do not have issue with me. We are not friends but we are also not enemies. I respect you and I gracefully decline this match.

Marek sets down the microphone and bows respectfully toward Donovan. Marek then turns around to exit the ring but is grabbed from behind and launched into a back suplex with enough force to cause him to roll out of it into the ropes. Donovan quickly gets back to his feet and stalks toward Marek, who is using the ropes to recover from the sneak attack.

Vinegar: It seems the ‘insults’ have gotten to Hastings.

Right before Donovan reaches Marek, he lunges forward with a knee to the face, knocking Marek from the ring. Blood begins pouring from his face as Donovan leaves the ring and lifts Marek up to his feet. Marek cocks his hand back to fight his attack but Donovan halts the movement with a headbutt to the face and tosses Marek back into the ring. Donovan lifts Marek into a DDT position and drops down, holding on so he can roll back to his feet before lifting Marek vertically into the air....

Covert Jay: DESTINY’S CALL!!

Vinegar: Marek isn’t moving. This has gone far enough.

Donovan stands up, attempting to wipe Marek’s blood off himself but just smears it like war paint. He then jumps on Marek and locks in the Hands of Fate, bridging to lock it in further as Marek screams in pain.

Vinegar: Odd choice for a hero, but at least this is over.

Out of nowhere, Ezekiel slides into the ring, kicking Donovan in the ribs to break the hold. Ezekiel scoops him up and tosses him from the ring before turning back to attend to Marek, whose face is covered in blood. Donovan gets back to his feet and walks backwards up the ramp as trainers slide into the ring to check on Marek.

Covert Jay: That seems like a definite message toward Moss.

[Lord Hastings]

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome tonight’s Ground Zero band……..TENACIOUS D!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Black and Kyle Gass walk out onto the stage. Jack gives a slight nod to the fans, before the duo launch into their biggest track.



Jack: Thank you. Now it is my pleasure to steal Dennis’ thunder here, and introduce to you the host of Ground Zero…..JK!!!!!!!!!!

Tenacious D launch into their own instrumental version of ‘What a great night’ as JK comes out from the back to a roar from the fans. He makes his way down to the ring, interacting with the fans as he does so. He takes a mic away from Dennis before climbing into the ring.

JK: G’day everyone!

The fans cheer

JK: First of, I’d like to thank the creative department for agreeing to hiring Tenacious D on my request. I’ve wanted to have them open the show for a while, and it’s really cool to finally have them do just that. Speaking of the creative department, all the GIW fans would remember that Jasmine and I got married on Headshots. Three years on, and I finally get to have the host of said show as a guest on my show. Ladies and Gentlemen, MOSS EDWARDS!!!!

‘I turn my Camera on’ pumps out of the PA system as Moss Edwards makes his way down to the ring, accompanied by Charity and Patience. Moss enters the ring and shakes JK’s hand before taking a mic from Patience.

JK: Finally, the mentor enters as a guest on my show. Welcome Moss.

Moss: Thanks, Jay. It's been too long since we shared a ring together, but if I had a hand in any of the success you've been able to achieve in your career, I am glad.

JK: First off, thanks again for finally getting the ‘D’ to perform here, which one of your assistants finally convinced you to put them on?

Moss: You got lucky, it turns out Charity was on her college's Student Programming Board, and still had their agent's number so we set it up. Never let it be said that I can't work the occasional miracle.

JK: Jesus, that was lucky. I think I know the answer to this, but what inspired your return after the sabbatical from the Epilepsy?

Moss: Well, you know Jay, I never intended to return. I was happy doing my part alongside the Consortium, and even when I had found out that my seizures had been misdiagnosed and that I did not have a serious chance of them happening again, I still did not think of returning to the ring. But then I saw the state our company was in, I saw talent trying to hold us all hostage and disrespecting our titles, and I saw people threatening those close to me, and like Micheal Douglas in Falling Down, I eventually just could not take any more. I had to do something.

JK: And you’re still acting as the Head of Creative. What’s the reasoning for keeping the office job?

Moss: I can't fix all of the league's problems as a competitor. By dividing my time between the ring and the office, I can be sure that our target demographic is truly getting the best wrestling has to offer.

JK: For the folks at home who don’t know, a tentative PPV card is usually put up somewhere in the back, I got a look at the next show and turns out I have a Number One Contenders match for your title. You know I have enough Global dollars to just outright buy a shot, so what was the reason for putting me in a number one contender’s position?

Moss: One of the key components to my plan for improving this company is making sure that all the titles regain their luster. As a former champion yourself, you know that the prestige of the belt is directly related to the quality of competition over it. I want to be sure that everyone I defend my title against is the absolute best man.

JK:That is an understandable point, kinda does ruin it sometimes when people just buy into things. Who would you prefer to face at No Holds Barred, John Russo or myself?

Moss: Both of you are superb athletes, so I'm certain that whoever wins we would tear the house down. But I should point out that match is actually a number one contender match for the World Heavyweight Title.

JK: Oh. Well, just go ahead and remind me what happens when you assume. Anyway, tonight, you and I take on the Gene Simmons wannabe and Head Trauma Abby. What do you think will be the key factor in deciding the victor of this match?

Moss: I believe the key factor in our match tonight will be the fact that two adrenaline junkies are about to face two world-class athletes with a mile-long list of accolades between them.

JK: So you predict it to be exciting, then?

Moss: Hey, when The Tastemaker enters the ring, excitement is a given my friend.

JK: That's a fair point. Moss, thank you for taking the time to be on the show.

Moss: Thank you for having me, I'll be sure to think up something else for you to copy from me in the future.

JK: Be sure to stick around for our match up next, it’s sure to be amazing!

[Lord Hastings]

Lieberjosch: At least that's one thing that Ground Zero has to it's credit, we've got one half of this Cooperative Match in the ring without the need for entrances. Bonus for us.

Vinegar: It has more going for it than just that, it connects with the fans, it's a different perspective on what's going on in UGWC.

Covert Jay: Not to mention video's no-one watches.

Vinegar: Exactly...No, what? My point is they are a welcome break in the usual pace of the show, but I will concede on this particular occasion it also negates the need for introductions for JK and Moss Edwards. We don't even have to go into their past histories and how they're careers have mirrored one another's in a number of ways, because we've heard much of the detail already.

Lieberjosch: We have?

Vinegar: Yes, during Ground Zero.

Lieberjosch: I must have zoned out.

Dennis: The following match is a Cooperative Match, and is scheduled for one fall, currently in the ring Moss Edwards and JK, but we've heard enough about them already.

“Tokyo(vampire & Werewolves)”

Dennis: There opponents, introducing first, from Brisbane, Australia....EEEEENNNNNIIIIIGGGGMMMMAAAA!!!

Vinegar: Enigma has a past that stretches back a long time with JK, but there is a lot less respect between the two, despite meeting in the ring on a number of occasions.

Lieberjosch: he's one of the few people to tell JK what he really thinks, and that has to gain him some credit.

Vinegar: He's certainly got a lot of potential but he still seems to be scratching to reclaim a foothold in the company after a disappointing 2011.

Lieberjosch: Injuring Moss and JK so their mouths have to be wired shut wouldn't be the worst way to start.

Vinegar: Indeed it wouldn't.

“Shiner”

Dennis: And his opponent, from Goose Creek, South Carolina....AAAABBBBIIIIGGGGAAAAIIILLL KKKKNNNIIIIGGGHHHHTTT!!!

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Covert Jay: She's not there is she?

Vinegar: nope.

Lieberjosch: Don't panic, Dennis probably messed up his cue, wouldn't be the first time.

“Shiner”

Dennis: AAAAAAABBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIGGGGGAAAAAAIIIILLLL KKKKKNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!

Covert Jay: nope, still no joy.

Vinegar: Looks like Abigail Knight has no-showed.

Lieberjosch: Really? You think Abigail Knight would pass up the chance to inflict pain and punishment on another individual legally?

Vinegar: Well she is not here and Brian Chartreuse has no option but to ask Enigma if he wants to forfeit or take part in what will be a handicap match.

Lieberjosch: And unsurprisingly Enigma wants to stand and fight against the odds.

Vinegar: He too is not known for ducking a chance to inflict pain, especially when St. Jimmy takes over.

Covert Jay: You do realise that sounds like some form of child abuse. I'm not touching you, it's 'St. Jimmy'.

Vinegar: You may have just destroyed that nickname with such horrid imagery,

Covert Jay: We can only hope.

Ding!

Vinegar: It's going to be Moss Edwards the current Cross-Hemisphere Champion to start things off against Enigma, and JK climbs onto the second rope and starts to work the crowd up as Enigma and Moss start to circle one another.

Lieberjosch: They lock up, but back into the ropes and they have to break, and they start to circle one another again, they lock up once more, and again they back into the ropes and Chartreuse is on hand to break things up.

Vinegar: they lock up again and Moss gets the advantage and has Enigma in a wristlock, brings an arm down on his shoulder before Irish Whipping him into the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Enigma quickly down and underneath Edwards' legs...

Vinegar: But Moss scoops him up for a powerslam...

Lieberjosch: but Enigma manages to jump over and land behind 'The Auteur ' running him towards the ropes, Edwards holds the ropes though and Enigma does a back roll, then leaps over Edwards as he comes at him off the ropes, and then he attempts a hip-toss...

Vinegar: But Edwards blocks, and delivers a hip toss of his own.

Lieberjosch: But Enigma quickly nips up back onto his feet after some quick interplay between the two.

Vinegar: they lock up again, both men exchanging wristlocks, and then Moss sends Enigma into the ropes, and goes for the hip toss...

Lieberjosch: But Enigma spins 360 degree's around Moss' arm, lands on his feet and counters into his own hip toss. Then drops an elbow...

Vinegar: but Moss rolls out of the way, onto his feet, and drops an elbow of his own. But both men hesitated just a second two late, and both men have now missed an elbow drop.

Lieberjosch: However capitalizes by grabbing Moss' arm, drags him to his feet and runs him into the ropes, but JK makes the blind tag, and Moss leapfrogs Enigma, then lands behind and Irish whips him towards JK, who lies down, then springs to his feet and both men execute a double hip toss to Enigma.

Vinegar: Moss is escorted from the ring and Enigma gets back to his feet, and quickly stuns JK by taking him down to the floor with a rolling headlock...

Lieberjosch: JK reaches back and breaks the hold with his own head scissors and both men get back to their feet, Jk grabs Enigma and whips him to the ropes, but he is countered and on the return Enigma takes him down with a single leg trip, and then moves to the front, grabs JK's head and rams two stiff knee's into his compatriot's skull...

Vinegar: But JK grab's Enigma's legs as he tries to stand and flips him onto his back before aiming his foot deep into Enigma's midsection, he then reaches over and tag's Moss, who leaps to the top rope as JK grabs the legs again and slingshot's Enigma into the air....and Moss connects with a missile drop kick.

Lieberjosch: Enigma now being brought to his feet by Moss...SUPERKICK! OUT OF NOWHERE! He goes for the cover...






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Vinegar: Moss manages to kick out, but he's been stunned by that shot from out of the blue, I don't think they expected Enigma to be able to keep up with the pace of two individuals.

Lieberjosch: He runs off the ropes as Moss gets to his feet and hit's him with a tornado DDT and then leaps to the top rope...MOONSAULT!

Vinegar: Moss moves...and makes a quick tag whilst Enigma is still down on the floor...JK runs in and...

Lieberjosch: Is greeted by a purse covered in exposed razor blades directly to his chest, beign swung by Abigail Knight!

Abigail Knight: Sorry I'm Late! A girl has got to accesorize!

Lieberjosch: She reaches inside the purse to reveal a compact covered in metal studs, which she places firmly in her hand and brings down on the side of Moss Edwards' head sending him sprawling to the canvas.

DING!

Dennis: Here are your winners, by a result of a Disqualification....MMMOOOOOSSSSS EEEEDDDDWWWAAAARRRRDDDDSSS AAAANNNNDDD JJJJAAAAAYYYYYY KKKKAAAAYYYYY!!!

Vinegar: Abigail Knight looks stunned, looks like she wasn't aware this wasn't a Chaos match.

Lieberjosch: You can't really blame her, she is the Chaos Champion, isn't it her remit to deliver this kind of behaviour.

Vinegar: Well, that might be so, but she has just cost herself and Enigma this match, if she had turned up and not got herself DQ-ed this match could have got interesting. Enigma had held up well despite the impressive combination of Moss Edwards and JK, who looked like they had been working together for a lot longer.

Lieberjosch: Maybe he'll start getting the recognition he deserves.

Vinegar:he hedl his own against two of the top guys in the company, and they also impressed, it's just a shame the match ended so prematurely.

Covert Jay: I've seen shorter.

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It's been an action packed show thus far and now we've got two halves of the teams that will be battling it out for the Cooperative Championships at Rising Sun...

Lieberjosch: One of the more ridiculous decisions made in recent times. What exactly have 'Remitude', as the kids are calling them, done to deserve a title shot?

Covert Jay: Apart from inspiring our collective fan base to give them an affectionate name?

Lieberjosch: This isn't about the fans, who cares what they think? They'll think what we want them to think. These guys have done marginally more than nothing since they arrived and they get honoured with a title shot, whilst the former champions aren't even given the opportunity of a rematch.

Vinegar: Calypso and Peterson were clearly beaten at Infinity, maybe no-one wants to see a repeat.

'Power Struggle'

Dennis: The next match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring accompanied by Vaughn 'Magnitude' Brennen....RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMIIII MMMMMMOOONNNRRROOOOEEEEE!!!

Vinegar: Last week Remi & Vaughn could only look on as their début as a Cooperative Teaming took an unexpected turn as one of their opponents laid out the other before the match had even got under way.

Covert Jay: Some people took exception to this series of events and expressed their displeasure in the manner of a stroppy teenager on a period. It could have been seen, in some circles, as more embarrassing than the match itself.

Lieberjosch: And despite this non-match they get a shot at the Cooperative Championships. That's the most controversial thing to have come out of that night.

Vinegar: Well tonight Remi is once again standing alone in the spotlight, but he does have Vaughn Brennen by his side this time around, which should stop any potential interference. The big man has made it perfectly clear since he joined the company he won't stand for any duplicity or foul play.

Lieberjosch: And it's done him a great service hasn't it? What's his record in singles competition, two losses to John Russo, isn't it? On that basis should we even give a moments notice to anything the guy says?

Vinegar: What about Remi Monroe? He shares the same values and regard for virtues as 'Magnitude', and you can hardly say he's been unspectacular, to have made the semi finals of the Global Challenge is surely a testament to his skill inside the ring.

Lieberjosch: That or it just highlights that the two men that these losers will be facing at Rising Sun weren't even involved in the tournament. Do you really think that if either Jet Somers or Travis Pierce had wanted the World Heavyweight Championship that Monroe would have even qualified for the tournament at Infinity, let alone get as far as he did?

Vinegar: We'll never know the answer to that.

Lieberjosch: How do you breathe with your head buried so far in the sand Nicholas?

'Everybody Down'

Dennis: And his opponent, accompanied by his Cooperative Championship partner Travis Pierce, JJJJJJEEEEEEETTTTT SSSSSOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEERRRSSSS!!!

Vinegar: look, I'm not suggesting Remedy Monroe is the greatest athlete in the company, just that he's shown a remarkable amount of potential since he joined the company just a short while ago. I'm not for one moment suggesting that Jet Somers isn't the most formidable opponent he has come across thus far in his short career.

Lieberjosch: That doesn't even tell half the story, Monroe is a raw and arrogant rookie with very little experience inside the ring, where as Jet Somers is without doubt UGWC's most complete athlete, he has found success in the world of MMA alongside the unpredictable world of Sports Entertainment. He has years of experience and know how with which he can just take Remi Monroe apart with little effort.

Vinegar: I'm not sure even Jet is that naïve, he will be aware we have yet to see everything Remi Monroe is capable of, and that's what's most dangerous about both Vaughn and Remi, the unknown qualities they both possess.

Lieberjosch: The same can be said about Jet Somers, sure we know much of what he is capable of, but he has grown as a person and as a Sports Professional since he and Travis Pierce joined forces, we're seeing the evolution of the man who is already UGWC's most dangerous weapon.

Vinegar: Speaking of Pierce, he has accompanied Somers to ringside with the aid of a hand held camera which his view is fixed to.

Lieberjosch: That shouldn't surprise you, these two are slowly building a media empire in front of our very eyes, whatever he is doing you can be sure it will be something special.

Vinegar: Both men are in the ring now, and Sam green calls for the bell.

Ding.

Vinegar: Monroe on the offensive as soon as the bell sounds, he goes at Jet with a string of straight rights which send him into the corner, where Remi unloads a few more shots and then pulls him up and throws him into the ropes, and then hits him with a huge Flapjack, sending Somers rolling on the canvas after the impact. The 'raw and arrogant' rookie taking it to The Experienced Pro in the opening exchanges here.

Lieberjosch: Jet trying to get back up on the turnbuckles, but Remi unleashes a few stomps keeping him down. He then lets Jet climb to his feet before going at him with another right hand, but Jet blocks, and pulls Remi into the corner and unloading on the youngster with a series of rights and lefts before he falls to his knee's, and then jet lets loose with a series of stomps.

Vinegar: Sam Greene is forced to break the two up as Remi has both hands clutching the ropes, and Monroe gets back to his feet and again takes aim with a series of right hands to Jet's skull before sending him back into the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Jet ducks under a clothesline attempt...

Vinegar: But goes down to a spinning heel kick on the return. Both men back tot heir feet and Remi again delivers a right hand before throwing Jet to the ropes again...

Lieberjosch: But this time Jet has his number and as Remi lowers his head for a back drop, Jet strikes him square between the eyes with a powerful kick. Remi Monrioe staggers back wards and Jet runs forward...

Vinegar: Monroe now ducks a clothesline attempt, Jet continues into the ropes as Remi turns on a dime, and runs towards Crazy Opie...

Lieberjosch: Who grabs the advancing Cajun around the waist...and BELLY-TO-BELLY OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Vinegar: Remi Monroe flies over the top rope and collides with his partner Vaughn Brennen who was turned the other way getting the crowd worked into a frenzy. 'Magnitudes' head slams directly into the steel guard rail and he's knocked out cold.

Lieberjosch: Whilst Travis Pierce is still filming some superb footage for whatever project he has in mind.

Vinegar: Jet taking a moment to compose himself in the corner whilst Remi clutches his midsection on the floor whilst he checks on his unconscious friend.

Lieberjosch: Soemrs now climbing out of the ring and he lays into Monroe with a series on stomps and kicks to his back and midsection, before dragging him to his feet and hurling him into the steel ring steps...

Vinegar: Where Travis Pierce until mere nanoseconds before impact had been standing and filming.

Lieberjosch: Jet drags him to his feet again and slams his head into the steel guard rail responsible for knocking out the giant Vaughn Magnitude, and then begins to stomp a mudhole in Monroe before rolling him back into the ring, drags him to his feet with his hair and then executes a Back body Suplex, slamming Monroe's spine into the canvas.

Vinegar: And goes for the cover.








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Vinegar: Remi gets his shoulder up and breaks Sam Green's count.

Lieberjosch: jet drags Remi back to his feet by his hair once again, before slapping him down with a right, dragging him up again and hitting a snap suplex before making another cover...





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Vinegar: Another kick out.

Lieberjosch: Now Jet changing tack and he wraps his huge arms around the neck of Remi monroe and slaps a tight sleeper on the upstart in the middle of the ring.

Vinegar: And it doesn't take long for him to work Remi onto his back, but the roar of the crowd willing him on revitalises the Charismatic Cajun and he struggles onto his feet and breaks the hold with three swift punches to the midsection...

Lieberjosch: But Jet ends any chance of a comeback by slamming his knee into Remi's midsection and then drags his face into another upward knee strike..he then spins him to face away before grabbing him around the back and lifting him onto the top turnbuckle.

Vinegar: But as jet climbs up after him Remi reacts with two elbows to Jets face, and Jet falls lands with his feet on the canvas and doubles over, Remi executes a backward roll off the top rope and over Somers, and then reaches back whilst on the canvas...Schoolboy!





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Vinegar: Despite the surprise Jet manages to kick out. Remi drags him to his feet once more, both men looking unstable now, Remi with a right hand and then sends him into the ropes...

Lieberjosch: but Jet reverses the irish whip, pulls Remi into him for another Belly-To-Belly suplex.

Vinegar: Hooks the leg...




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Vinegar: Another close call, but Remi kicks out once more.

Lieberjosch: Jet drags him back up and takes him back to the floor with a snapmare, and then once again locks in that sleeper in the middle of the ring.

Vinegar: Remi Monroe though, once again, feeding off the fans and he get's to his feet, breaks the hold with a couple of hard elbows, then runs at the ropes, bucks a clothesline from Somers...

Lieberjosch: But Somers' sidesteps and then uses Monroe's momentum to toss him back over the top rope and back to the outside. Jet slides out of the ring and nails Remi again with a head shot, then lifts him for a vertical suplex but then drops him stomach first across the guard rail. Before dragging him off and throwing him back into the ring.

Vinegar: Somers' experience certainly starting to shine through now as he takes control of the match.

Lieberjosch: Jet now climbing to the top rope...

Vinegar: DROPKICK! Out of nowhere Remi Monroe scrambles and manages to drop kick Somers' legs out from underneath him, now Jet straddling the top turnbuckle, and he receives a right hand from Remi, he knows this his moment to capitalize and he climbs to the top rope alongside Somers...HURRICANRANA! The move takes it out of both men, but Remi is able to drape his arm across Somers' chest....









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Vinegar: Kick out! And that one was mighty close. Both men giving it their all out their tonight, and in many ways it shows how much they respect the others skills, they're fighting like there is a title on the line tonight.

Lieberjosch: Every second this match goes on though is to the advantage of Jet Somers, he's been here before, he knows how to dig deep.

Vinegar: Both men now on their knee's and they are exchanging right hands whilst on the canvas, each hit becoming stronger than the last.

Lieberjosch: Somers to his feet first though, and manages to get two clear shots on Remi before running the ropes...

Vinegar: Short Arm Clothesline from Remi, Somers walked right into that, and when he get's back to his feet quickly Monroe is their again and knocks him down once more, and yet again Soemrs to his feet runs at the Charismatic Cajun who hits him with a backdrop.


Lieberjosch: Remi goes to whip Somers into the far corner, but Jet reverses and sends Monroe into it himself before launching himself at the rebounding Cajun...

Vinegar: but Remi pulls himself back forcing the dropkick Somers had lined up to connect with thin air and send the former World Heavyweight Champion to the canvas....Monroe grabs the legs and launches Somers into the turnbuckle with a slinshot, but holds on for a cradle pin....






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Lieberjosch: And again Somers escapes!


Vinegar: Remi lifts him up whips him to the ropes again, but once more Somers reverse...and lifts him onto his shoul;ders...but Remi drops out and counters grabbing his head for a DDT...

Lieberjosch: But Jet sticks his leg out to blockl the move and he counters...into an ankle lock in the middle of the ring....

Vinegar: Remi twists his body round, lifts his other leg...ROLL UP! ROLL UP!!!







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Vinegar: And yet another kick out...

Covert Jay: Has anyone told them this is just Synergy?

Lieberjosch: Somers back to his feet with a clothesline...

Vinegar: Remi ducks it...A BETTER DAY!!!

Lieberjosch: FLESH WOUND!!!

Vinegar: Chris Peterson appears from nowhere and takes out Remi Monroe to the shock of everyone in the building, even Pierce is shocked, but he doesn't have time to react as he feels a presence behind him spins round and the viewfinder on his camera will have been filled with the screaming image of Calypso's face just before she hits Somers with A Kiss by Chaos....

Dennis: Here is your winner, via a Disqualification....JJJJJJEEEEEEETTTTTT SSSSSSOOOOMMMMMEEEERRRRSSSS.

Vinegar: Vaughn Brennen is slowly coming to on the outside of the ring after his nasty bump earlier in the match, but I'm not sure if he'll understand what he is about to see, as Calypso Desmona has slid in the ring having taken the Cooperative Championships from the time keeper, and she hands one to Chris Peterson...both hold them aloft over their heads before throwing them to the ground and looking at both Remi and Jet with disgust.

Lieberjosch: They're sending out a clear message, they are the premier Cooperative Team in this company, and they expect to be at Rising Sun.

Vinegar: They have certainly made one hell of a statement, who knows what's going to happen in our Main Event, which is up next!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: It's been another thrilling night, here on Synergy!

Lieberjosch: And it's time now for the main event, which will hopefully actually have a finish!

'Teahouse'

Alex Kiseragi walks out to the top of the ramp where he throws two right roundhouse kicks, each accompanied by a small pyro, followed by a split legged backflip with a larger pyro. He walks down to the ring, slapping a few outstretched hands as he passes. As he approaches the ring he takes a few quick steps and jumps through the first and second ropes into a roll and up to his feet. He climbs a random turnbuckle and poses for a second before backflipping off.

Dennis: The following cooperative contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening! Introducing first, the Dragon, ALEX KISSSSSSSSSERRRRRRRRRAGIIIIIIII!!!!!

Covert Jay: DRRRRRRRRRAGGONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Lieberjosch: You know, I didn't miss that last year.

The opening for "A Warrior's Call" kicks out over the PA system, with the drums in full swing followed by the guitar work, with spotlights encircling the arena. The arena goes dark before Michael Poulsen starts in with, "Let's get ready to rumble!" The spotlights converge on the entrance ramp with John standing there with his arms crossed, and Sierra standing at his side. The two of them start to make their way down to the ring after posing for a moment at a steady pace. When they reach the ring, John slides in underneath the bottom ring rope while Sierra uses the stairs. John then climbs each of the turnbuckles, raising a single fist in the air three times, before standing next to Sierra in the center of the ring.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, being accompanied to the ring by his wife, Sierra, JOHN RUUUUSSSSOOOOOO!!!!!

Vinegar: Russo had a solid victory last week, coming on the heels of his astounding performance at Infinity, we'll see if he can carry that momentum forward, teamed with the Dragon here tonight.

The lyrics from 'Raised by Wolves' by Falling in Reverse begin to play as the lights dim down inside the arena until it's completely dark.

'I was lost now I'm found, I'm sustained by the sound, Of the angels singing me to sleep, While my feet are leaving the ground, Am I dead? Or am I dreaming instead?, A cornucopia of opiates have flooded my head'

The tempo of the song picks up as Ezekiel makes his way out onto the stage with a spotlight on him. The rest of the arena is enveloped in darkness as he makes his way down to the ring. Ezekiel jumps up onto the apron and then onto the outside of the turnbuckle, facing the crowd. He leans backward into the ring, basking in the boos from the crowd. Ezekiel then jumps off the turnbuckle and into the ring.

Dennis: And their opponents, introducing first, the Red-Eyed Warrior, EZEKIELLL PAXXXX!!!!!

Vinegar: We saw Ezekiel Pax back at the start of our night, when he had to rescue his partner, Marek Daisuke, from a vicious assault at the hands of Donovan Hastings.

'Phucking Phreak'

Phrixus Deimos emerges from backstage, the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He creeps slowly down the ramp to the ring.

Dennis: And his cooperative partner, he is the reigning World Heavyweight Champion, the Embodiment of Fear, PHRIXUS DEIIIIMOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Covert Jay: Did you see the advert for Rising Sun? Strong words used by Fear in that.

Vinegar: Rising Sun will be in three weeks in Tokyo, Japan, to be headlined by Alex Kiseragi challenging Phrixus Deimos for the World Heavyweight Championship, and they meet in cooperative action, right now!

DING DING!!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke gets us started, Alex Kiseragi already set in the ring, Deimos deferring to Ezekiel Pax to start the match for their team.

Covert Jay: Fear is well-versed in dealing with dragons, and knows it is best to keep clear to the extent in which it is possible.

Vinegar: Double elbow tie-up, arm drag by Kiseragi, following up with chops to the chest, backing Pax into the ropes.

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel whipped off the ropes, into a spinning wheel kick, Kiseragi pops right to his feet, where he notices Deimos lightly clapping in his corner.

Vinegar: Kiseragi not allowing himself to be distracted, headlock takedown applied to Pax, the Red-Eyed Warrior working back to his feet, pushes Kiseragi away to the ropes, catches him on the return with an enziguri to the back of the head!

Lieberjosch: Zeke hits the ropes, drills Kiseragi with Comatose!

Vinegar: Covers with a lateral press!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!!!





Vinegar: Kiseragi kicks out!

Lieberjosch: And Zeke goes to his corner, makes a tag to Deimos.

Vinegar: Pax holds Kiseragi in place, Deimos comes in, delivers a pair of kidney punches, before Glenn Burke ushers Pax out of the ring.

Lieberjosch: It allows Deimos to firmly take control, with a fireman's carry, transitioned directly into a belly to back suplex.

Vinegar: Deimos off the ropes, but Kiseragi is ready, greets him with an Alarm Clock!

Lieberjosch: Clearly caught Deimos by surprise, now both men are down.

Vinegar: Kiseragi crawling towards his corner, Deimos back to his feet, grabs hold of Kiseragi by the leg, pulling him back!

Covert Jay: But the Dragon counters with an enziguri, and he makes the tag to Russo!

Vinegar: Russo rushes into the ring, inverted atomic drop!

Lieberjosch: Going for a Samoan Drop, but Deimos rolls off the back, dives and makes a tag to Ezekiel!

Vinegar: Pax rushing into the ring, but Russo ducks under a clothesline and counters with a German Suplex!

Covert Jay: Russo off the ropes, runs right into the High Beam!

Vinegar: Pax rolling straight through, going to the corner, climbing the turnbuckle.

Covert Jay: But he leaps off the turnbuckle right into the Super Kick!

Vinegar: Russo falls on top!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!!!





Vinegar: Deimos breaks it up!

Covert Jay: YARI KICK!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Kiseragi capitalized on an opening, connects with the Yari Kick, the momentum knocks Deimos out of the ring, Kiseragi follows him out.

Covert Jay: Russo pulling Ezekiel back up.

Lieberjosch: But Zeke grabs him, hits the Peace Out!

Vinegar: Pax covers Russo!





ONE!!!





TWO!!!!!





THREE!!!!!!!





Dennis: Here are your winners, PHRIXUS DEIMOS and EZEEEKIEL PAAAXXXXXX!!!!!

Lieberjosch: Ezekiel Pax picks up the victory for his team, and this has got to be another frustrating loss by Alex Kiseragi, undone by a partner.

Vinegar: But the Dragon has made a statement to the World Heavyweight Champion, Deimos retreating up the ramp holding his jaw, Kiseragi staring at him from ringside.

Covert Jay: The Dragon struck!

Lieberjosch: I'm just happy we managed to actually have a match with an actual finish.

Vinegar: We'll see you next week.

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Opener
Zeke

Ground Zero
JK

Cooperative Match
T-Rob

Monroe vs Somers
T-Rob

Main Event
Hastings

[Alex Kiseragi]

Yeah, 4 matches, one pin fall. Served their purposes though, especially for Remi vs Jet. I like how the Co-op bit seems to be going, that should be a really good match.

Alex needs to stop Yari kicking Phrixus out of the ring and following him. Is that two matches he's lost from it now?

[Lord Hastings]

An excellent point. They say the definition of insanity is to repeat an action, expecting a different result. Maybe he's crazy after all?

[Jet Somers]

Feb 20, 2012 18:50:16 GMT -5 Alex Kiseragi said:

Yeah, 4 matches, one pin fall. Served their purposes though, especially for Remi vs Jet. I like how the Co-op bit seems to be going, that should be a really good match.

Alex needs to stop Yari kicking Phrixus out of the ring and following him. Is that two matches he's lost from it now?

It is nice to see the Coop division taking off.

[Red Bull Icon]

Damn, I take the Flesh Wound and Jet wins?

Seriously I really liked this show, as it built for the ppv a few weeks away. One I'm really looking forward to.

[EZRA]

Yeah.. shouldn't Remi have won that? I'm confused.

Solid show. Weird to only have one finish but like Matt said, they served their purposes. Glad to get the main event win again. Eerily similar to the last time Red Eyed Fear won against Alex.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Jet got nailed by Calypso too remember. Chris was obviously more stealthy about it.

[Red Bull Icon]

Feb 21, 2012 3:00:40 GMT -5 Alex Kiseragi said:

Jet Pierce got nailed by Calypso too remember. Chris was obviously more stealthy about it.

Let's try that.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Oh yeah. Read it last night and got mixed up. Yeah, that bit made no sense then.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

So I fucked up, does that really surprise anyone?