Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 25, 2009 22:35:33 GMT -5
Donovan stands outside the arena, leaning on a wall near the door. His hands are in his pockets, and a smile is on his face. Calypso comes out of the door with her bag over her shoulder.
Hastings: I told ya.
Calypso: Told me what?
Hastings: Blessed Immortality...the uncrowned true Tag Team Champions of Global Impact Wrestling.
Calypso: You're kidding.
Hastings: We won, didn't we?
Calypso starts walking towards the parking lot. Donovan walks with her.
Calypso: You won by yourself.
Hastings: That's how great of a team we are, Travis and I. One of us can beat a team all by ourselves. That's team unity.
Calypso: When did you hit your head that I didn't notice?
Hastings: We're unstoppable, he and I.
Calypso: I don't think he cares about you one way or the other. He abandoned you in the middle of the match.
Hastings: Well, he's a busy guy, what with being in the main event of Horizons and all. We've got each other's backs. See, he had confidence in me. I knew I could handle those two clowns on my own.
Calypso: He blew you off when you tried to tag out to him.
Hastings: No, see, that's just what it looked like. What actually happened is I got over there for a team meeting, mid-match (that's how we roll), and he was like, "Dude, you got this?" and I was all "Yeah man, why don't you go have a smoke." Now, Kiseragi, he must be part of the Truth campaign or something, because that's not right, trying to chase down and bother a guy that's just trying to release some stress.
Calypso stops and stares at him.
Calypso: What the fuck are you even talking about?
Hastings: What?
Calypso: What planet are your matches happening on?
Hastings: Look, "Global" implies that we cover a lot of ground here.
Calypso: Are you even making sense to yourself?
Hastings: Sometimes.
Calypso throws her hands in the air and continues walking towards their car. Donovan follows her.
Calypso: You know you've got an important match next week.
Hastings: Well, they're all important.
She pops the trunk of the car and puts in her bag.
Calypso: Diamond Jack Severino. You know why it's important.
Donovan stares at her a moment, his own bag still on his shoudler.
Hastings: Because he's one of the fools that interfered in what should have been my righteous victory at Battleground?
Calypso: Try again.
Hastings: I need to continue my winning streak in "Peterson Sucks" Matches?
Donovan goes to put the bag in the trunk, and Calypso slams it shut, narrowly missing his hand.
Calypso: Gabrielle is going to be there.
Hastings: The broad you beat for the Women's Title? Where is that, by the way, you haven't shown it to me yet. In your bag?
She stares at him. Donovan taps the trunk.
Hastings: Open it back up?
Calypso opens the driver's side door and gets in the car, slamming the door shut.
Hastings: (mumbles) I'm just sayin' we should take a picture of that shit, or something. Savor the moment.
Donovan gets in the passenger side door, and the car drives off.
Hastings: I told ya.
Calypso: Told me what?
Hastings: Blessed Immortality...the uncrowned true Tag Team Champions of Global Impact Wrestling.
Calypso: You're kidding.
Hastings: We won, didn't we?
Calypso starts walking towards the parking lot. Donovan walks with her.
Calypso: You won by yourself.
Hastings: That's how great of a team we are, Travis and I. One of us can beat a team all by ourselves. That's team unity.
Calypso: When did you hit your head that I didn't notice?
Hastings: We're unstoppable, he and I.
Calypso: I don't think he cares about you one way or the other. He abandoned you in the middle of the match.
Hastings: Well, he's a busy guy, what with being in the main event of Horizons and all. We've got each other's backs. See, he had confidence in me. I knew I could handle those two clowns on my own.
Calypso: He blew you off when you tried to tag out to him.
Hastings: No, see, that's just what it looked like. What actually happened is I got over there for a team meeting, mid-match (that's how we roll), and he was like, "Dude, you got this?" and I was all "Yeah man, why don't you go have a smoke." Now, Kiseragi, he must be part of the Truth campaign or something, because that's not right, trying to chase down and bother a guy that's just trying to release some stress.
Calypso stops and stares at him.
Calypso: What the fuck are you even talking about?
Hastings: What?
Calypso: What planet are your matches happening on?
Hastings: Look, "Global" implies that we cover a lot of ground here.
Calypso: Are you even making sense to yourself?
Hastings: Sometimes.
Calypso throws her hands in the air and continues walking towards their car. Donovan follows her.
Calypso: You know you've got an important match next week.
Hastings: Well, they're all important.
She pops the trunk of the car and puts in her bag.
Calypso: Diamond Jack Severino. You know why it's important.
Donovan stares at her a moment, his own bag still on his shoudler.
Hastings: Because he's one of the fools that interfered in what should have been my righteous victory at Battleground?
Calypso: Try again.
Hastings: I need to continue my winning streak in "Peterson Sucks" Matches?
Donovan goes to put the bag in the trunk, and Calypso slams it shut, narrowly missing his hand.
Calypso: Gabrielle is going to be there.
Hastings: The broad you beat for the Women's Title? Where is that, by the way, you haven't shown it to me yet. In your bag?
She stares at him. Donovan taps the trunk.
Hastings: Open it back up?
Calypso opens the driver's side door and gets in the car, slamming the door shut.
Hastings: (mumbles) I'm just sayin' we should take a picture of that shit, or something. Savor the moment.
Donovan gets in the passenger side door, and the car drives off.
