Post by Lord Hastings on Mar 5, 2012 20:51:33 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to Synergy!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: We are just one week away from Rising Sun, UGWC is headed out to Japan after we wrap up tonight's broadcast, but we still have plenty of action here tonight!
Lieberjosch: Just one week before they are scheduled to meet in the main event of Rising Sun, Alex Kiseragi and Phrixus Deimos will be face-to-face in tonight's main event, in cooperative action!
Covert Jay: And we'll see if John Russo and 'The Cyclone' JK, slated to be opponents at Rising Sun, can work together tonight, against Donovan Hastings and Ezekiel Pax!
Vinegar: Let's get to the action!
"Tokyo" by the Wombats hits to a loud chorus of booing. Enigma walks out to a huge fireworks display, soaking in the even louder booing. He walks down the ramp, with a sinister look etched on his face, before stopping at the ring apron. The chorus hits as Enigma jumps through the middle of the top and second ropes, before landing in a roll in the middle of the ring. He springs back to his feet, and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, posing to a loud wall of booing and heckling.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in Manchester City, England, Crash and Burn, EEEEEEEEEEENIGMA!!!!
Vinegar: Enigma will continue to try to get his career back on track when he challenges Abigail Knight for the Chaos Championship at Rising Sun.
Covert Jay: He picked up a big RobCap win against her recently, don't forget.
Lieberjosch: Of course, the potential wrench in the works is that Alex Stein has been added to that match, assuming he isn't in jail next week.
Vinegar: But he is here tonight!
The lights slowly fade as the melody of Rammstein begins. It's a slow melodic guitar with a very deliberate drum beat. The German singer's gravelly voice overtakes the arena as many in the crowd begin to pull their lighters and cell phones. All over the arena we see amber glows of light. Up on the screen we see pictures of Alex Stein walking in what looks like an abandoned warehouse with chains and sharp metal objects swinging all around him.
About a minute into the song the large screen also fades to black and a white strobe light begins to flicker under the stage bringing an eerie white glow to the stage. The entire stage is covered in white smoke as well as we see the large ominous figure of Alex Stein. He slowly walks out of the fog as the punishing chorus of the song is blared throughout the arena. The white strobe continues to flicker as Stein makes his way to the ring. A white spotlight follows him as he reaches the ring. His face, partially shrouded by a white shredded towel that hangs over his head, shows no emotion as he climbs up onto the ring apron.
He tears the towel away and steps through the ropes and finds the nearest corner. He leans into it and then falls to a seated position, staring at Enigma.
Dennis: And his opponent, from Manheim, Germany, the One Man Wrecking Crew, ALEX STEEIINNNNN!!!!!
Lieberjosch: Geeze, this guy looks pissed.
Vinegar: Enigma giving about 150 lbs to his opponent here, could be a bit of a mismatch, but let's not forget that Enigma is a former Chaos Champion with a lot of fight in him.
Lieberjosch: Who might be about to get squashed.
DING DING!!!
Vinegar: Owen Peterson gets us underway, Enigma charging right in, swinging with lefts and rights, but Stein shrugs them off, grabs him by the neck, lifts him up into a brutal headbutt!
Lieberjosch: I had the opportunity earlier to talk near Alex Stein backstage, he might now be in a title match next week, but this is a man who isn't so much concerned with championships as he simply just wants to hurt people.
Vinegar: I'm sorry, did you say talk near?
Lieberjosch: Well I certainly don't want to talk to him.
Vinegar: Enigma holding his face as he gets back up, Stein off the ropes and floors him with a clothesline.
Lieberjosch: Enigma has been throwing threats around to the Consortium, not sure how threatened they should feel after the janitor scrapes Enigma off the floor in this one.
Covert Jay: Besides, if he has beef with the Consortium, he needs to get in line.
Lieberjosch: Right.
Covert Jay: Now, if he had pork that would be a different story.
Lieberjosch: Huh?
Vinegar: Enigma scooting towards the corner, Stein going after him, Enigma twists his body, manages a drop toe hold, Stein goes face first into the bottom turnbuckle!
Lieberjosch: Stein rolled over, slumped into the corner, Enigma to his feet.
Covert Jay: Bronco buster!
Lieberjosch: As a wrote about in Article 227, this is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen utilized, right above the Worm and the White-Out.
Vinegar: Stein stands up in the middle of the bronco buster, he's got Enigma over his shoulders, by his legs, slams him to the ground!
Covert Jay: He calls that the Manheimer!
Vinegar: Back up a second, did you say the White-Out was a dumb move? The finisher of Travis Roberts?
Lieberjosch: What's that? No, I meant the original White-Out used by Bixford White in the 70s. Obviously.
Covert Jay: Obviously.
Vinegar: Enigma is slumped in a heap, Stein picks him up, sets him up with his feet on the top rope.
Covert Jay: FLATLINER!!
Vinegar: Stein with the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, ALEX STEEIINNNNN!!!!
Vinegar: Alex Stein lays absolute waste to Enigma, what a powerful statement made by him in his first UGWC victory here tonight!
Lieberjosch: He might not care about championships, but if he brings that kind of offense next week to Japan, he could well end up with one!
Covert Jay: Except next week he isn't facing Enigma...he'll be up against St. Jimmy!
Lieberjosch: Not to mention the Chaos Champion herself, Abigail Knight, who has looked great in her recent matches, even has had a presence in the main event.
Vinegar: Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: We are just one week away from Rising Sun, UGWC is headed out to Japan after we wrap up tonight's broadcast, but we still have plenty of action here tonight!
Lieberjosch: Just one week before they are scheduled to meet in the main event of Rising Sun, Alex Kiseragi and Phrixus Deimos will be face-to-face in tonight's main event, in cooperative action!
Covert Jay: And we'll see if John Russo and 'The Cyclone' JK, slated to be opponents at Rising Sun, can work together tonight, against Donovan Hastings and Ezekiel Pax!
Vinegar: Let's get to the action!
"Tokyo" by the Wombats hits to a loud chorus of booing. Enigma walks out to a huge fireworks display, soaking in the even louder booing. He walks down the ramp, with a sinister look etched on his face, before stopping at the ring apron. The chorus hits as Enigma jumps through the middle of the top and second ropes, before landing in a roll in the middle of the ring. He springs back to his feet, and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, posing to a loud wall of booing and heckling.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in Manchester City, England, Crash and Burn, EEEEEEEEEEENIGMA!!!!
Vinegar: Enigma will continue to try to get his career back on track when he challenges Abigail Knight for the Chaos Championship at Rising Sun.
Covert Jay: He picked up a big RobCap win against her recently, don't forget.
Lieberjosch: Of course, the potential wrench in the works is that Alex Stein has been added to that match, assuming he isn't in jail next week.
Vinegar: But he is here tonight!
The lights slowly fade as the melody of Rammstein begins. It's a slow melodic guitar with a very deliberate drum beat. The German singer's gravelly voice overtakes the arena as many in the crowd begin to pull their lighters and cell phones. All over the arena we see amber glows of light. Up on the screen we see pictures of Alex Stein walking in what looks like an abandoned warehouse with chains and sharp metal objects swinging all around him.
About a minute into the song the large screen also fades to black and a white strobe light begins to flicker under the stage bringing an eerie white glow to the stage. The entire stage is covered in white smoke as well as we see the large ominous figure of Alex Stein. He slowly walks out of the fog as the punishing chorus of the song is blared throughout the arena. The white strobe continues to flicker as Stein makes his way to the ring. A white spotlight follows him as he reaches the ring. His face, partially shrouded by a white shredded towel that hangs over his head, shows no emotion as he climbs up onto the ring apron.
He tears the towel away and steps through the ropes and finds the nearest corner. He leans into it and then falls to a seated position, staring at Enigma.
Dennis: And his opponent, from Manheim, Germany, the One Man Wrecking Crew, ALEX STEEIINNNNN!!!!!
Lieberjosch: Geeze, this guy looks pissed.
Vinegar: Enigma giving about 150 lbs to his opponent here, could be a bit of a mismatch, but let's not forget that Enigma is a former Chaos Champion with a lot of fight in him.
Lieberjosch: Who might be about to get squashed.
DING DING!!!
Vinegar: Owen Peterson gets us underway, Enigma charging right in, swinging with lefts and rights, but Stein shrugs them off, grabs him by the neck, lifts him up into a brutal headbutt!
Lieberjosch: I had the opportunity earlier to talk near Alex Stein backstage, he might now be in a title match next week, but this is a man who isn't so much concerned with championships as he simply just wants to hurt people.
Vinegar: I'm sorry, did you say talk near?
Lieberjosch: Well I certainly don't want to talk to him.
Vinegar: Enigma holding his face as he gets back up, Stein off the ropes and floors him with a clothesline.
Lieberjosch: Enigma has been throwing threats around to the Consortium, not sure how threatened they should feel after the janitor scrapes Enigma off the floor in this one.
Covert Jay: Besides, if he has beef with the Consortium, he needs to get in line.
Lieberjosch: Right.
Covert Jay: Now, if he had pork that would be a different story.
Lieberjosch: Huh?
Vinegar: Enigma scooting towards the corner, Stein going after him, Enigma twists his body, manages a drop toe hold, Stein goes face first into the bottom turnbuckle!
Lieberjosch: Stein rolled over, slumped into the corner, Enigma to his feet.
Covert Jay: Bronco buster!
Lieberjosch: As a wrote about in Article 227, this is one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen utilized, right above the Worm and the White-Out.
Vinegar: Stein stands up in the middle of the bronco buster, he's got Enigma over his shoulders, by his legs, slams him to the ground!
Covert Jay: He calls that the Manheimer!
Vinegar: Back up a second, did you say the White-Out was a dumb move? The finisher of Travis Roberts?
Lieberjosch: What's that? No, I meant the original White-Out used by Bixford White in the 70s. Obviously.
Covert Jay: Obviously.
Vinegar: Enigma is slumped in a heap, Stein picks him up, sets him up with his feet on the top rope.
Covert Jay: FLATLINER!!
Vinegar: Stein with the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, ALEX STEEIINNNNN!!!!
Vinegar: Alex Stein lays absolute waste to Enigma, what a powerful statement made by him in his first UGWC victory here tonight!
Lieberjosch: He might not care about championships, but if he brings that kind of offense next week to Japan, he could well end up with one!
Covert Jay: Except next week he isn't facing Enigma...he'll be up against St. Jimmy!
Lieberjosch: Not to mention the Chaos Champion herself, Abigail Knight, who has looked great in her recent matches, even has had a presence in the main event.
Vinegar: Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back!