Post by The Crimson Ghost! on Feb 5, 2009 16:46:24 GMT -5
(Aragato and Komosube are standing in the hallway leading to the mat, with Roxy Malone standing beside them, holding a microphone.)
Aragato: FLGLAH! SURPURSKOODL?!
(Roxy backs up a little.)
Roxy: Uhh...what-
Komosube(through translator.): What Mr. Deathmatch is saying, you bottle-necked hussy-
(Roxy looks offended at this.)
Is that it is the might of Hiroshima that will win this Table match. Savage? Typical Gaijin shithead. Aesc? HA! That flabby Goth-acting bluffer couldn't fight his way out of an empty room, much less provide us with meaningful help. Just look at Aragato's systematic destruction of him last Sentinel! No, this show it will be us against a team of three men, yet more American cows! The belts around those Ken dolls who claim themselves champions will not protect them from a Kamikaze Smash! The mask covering the ugly one will not keep the blood from pouring. No, this Sentinel, a Divine Wind shall blow through that ring, and destroy all who oppose it! YEAH!
Aragato: SLEWRQ!
(Aragato leaps on the shoulder of Komosube, who bends his knees in a sort of Lineman pose, giving a V for Victory sign to the camera, as Aragato lands a palm strike to air. Roxy raises her brow and backs up, as a rainbow sort of cut-out backdrop lands. End promo. Sorry for the lack of quality.)