Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Jul 26, 2009 18:45:28 GMT -5
What the fuck’s the time?
O.k. that had to have been one of the best nights of my life!
I’ve heard stories about the night I just had from others before, but......WOW!
And even if the match was a loss, still....wow.....
*JK was lying down on the bed in what could only be presumed as the Honeymoon suite in the middle of what looks like Beverly Hills. He didn’t know how long he had been just lying there for, it could have been an hour or two, or even a couple of minutes, time just seemed to stand still*
Wonder if it was good for her as well?
Guess I’ll find out sooner or later, whenever she gets back from telling her folks about the kid.
*The ringtone of ‘Under the bridge’ by the Red hot chilli peppers is heard as he grabs his mobile off of the Bedside table*
JK: You got JK.
*The scene does that weird switch back and forth between the callers*
Paul: Hey mate, how was last night? You guys get nasty again?
*Paul Cockatoo is again at Nicks Weight centre training on the Rowing machine possibly working on cardio for his upcoming match against Aragato*
JK: What do you think man?
Paul: Oh Hells YEAH!! Good on ya ma......PISS OFF MICK!
*As the scene was focused on JK at the time, we see him laughing his head off at Paul’s reaction*
JK: What happened then mate?
Paul: Goddamn Mick trying to feel me up again!
JK: Dude, just get Nick to keep him away from you; tell him that you are an old friend of mine, he’ll allow it mate.
Paul: Noted mate. So what was with that douche who jumped ya and Jazz during the wedding last night? He got some sort of vendetta on you or something?
JK: I guess you could kind of say that, me and him had this thing on before AA, I thought he cost me a win, so I cost him one, he got all pissy about it, it led to a match at Washington which I won, thought it ended there, guess I was wrong.
Paul: Well if that wanker needs to be fucked up or something, let me know bro!
JK: Mate, its fine. I need the rest this week, and well, you know, just married and all, but next week, I’m open, I’m going to ish a challenge to him for next week. Mono a mono, one on one, and if this doesn’t settle anything, then in the land of the rising sun, I will beat the crap out of him with the barbed wire base ball bat. They need to be re-acquainted.
Paul: Yeah man, but don’t leave me or Phantom out, I’d love to deliver some pain to him, and I’m sure Phantom will as well.
JK: Yeah mate will do.
Jasmine: Jordan? I’m back.
JK: Yeah, just a sec! Mate, Have to go. Good luck against ‘Gato mate, you’ll probably need it.
Paul: Man, you know I can beat this chump with or without anyone else there to soften him up. In fact, I could beat him Handcuffed.
JK: Dude, careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
Paul: Right, fine then. No handcuffs, but I can still take this chumpette down.
JK: Whatever mate, but seriously got to go man. Later.
Paul: Yeah mate. Later.
*Paul hangs up as he finishes up on the rowing machine as Sal comes into view*
Sal: So did JK say what was going on with that dude with the pony tail?
Paul: Yeah he said something about wanting a match with him again next week.
Sal: I wouldn’t blame him after what he pulled on JK and Jasmine last night. How are they doing?
Paul: They’re holding up. But hey he’s got a well deserved week off, hope he decides against going tonight after last night’s action so to speak.
Sal: Oh ok. Hey you still on for after the show?
Paul: Sal, you know it! Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Sal: Alright see you Sunday night.
*Sal walks off as Paul tries to get a better look at her from behind*
Paul: Damn!!!
*Paul walks out of the gym and continues walking down the street before entering an unknown building to end this section of the promo.
We re-appear at a Park of which JK and Jasmine are sitting on a bench*
Jasmine: I still can’t believe it...
JK: What? That we’re going to have a kid? Or that we’re married?
Jasmine: Nah, I just can’t believe that you got the hotdog instead of the pretzel.
*Jasmine playfully nudges JK in the arm*
JK: Well if you wanted a pretzel or a piece of a pretzel, then you should have bought one!
*JK nudges back*
Jasmine: So you thought of names for the kid yet?
JK: Well if it’s a Boy, I was thinking Patrick after my great grandad y’know?
Jasmine: Alright, what about a Girl?
JK: Nikki.
Jasmine: Why Nikki?
JK: I’ve always liked the name.
*Under the bridge starts playing*
JK: Hold on Jazz.
*JK answers*
JK: You got JK.............Dude what the fuck did you do?!?...........what??............fine......yeah I’ll be right over......later.
*JK hangs up*
JK: Paul got involved somehow with the non weapons branch of the Japanese Mafia; I got to go sort this out. See you tonight babe.
*JK and Jasmine Kiss as JK heads into the cab he has hailed over to the sidewalk as the scene changes to a Mafia stronghold*
Henchman #1: where is money asshole? You owe us big money!
Paul: Mate you got the wrong bloke! I keep telling you!
*The second Henchman punches him hard in the stomach*
Henchman #1: WHERE IS MONEY?!?
Paul: YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?? IM NOT MAN YOU WANT! HE DIFFERENT PERSON!!
*JK enters the room as the second Henchman hits Paul again*
Paul: Oh thank god!
JK: What’s going on here?
Henchman #2: Your Friend here owes us money!
Henchman #1: Yeah he owes money!
JK: O....k well, you seem to have a better understanding of the English language, so I’ll talk to you. What does he owe you?
Henchmen #2: He owes us thirty dollars on betting on the dogs.
JK: Do you have the cash Paul?
Paul: Why’d you think I called you??
JK: Right then, luckily I can handle myself in these situations.
*JK runs and tackles the henchman how could speak little English, sending him straight into the door, causing it to unbolt. The second henchman charges at JK, but is met with a high kick and the Cyclone. JK goes to Untie Paul*
Paul: Thanks man. I owe you one.
JK: Yeah you do. Now let’s get out of here, you got a match to prep for, and I have to start resting!
*The Scene fades to black*
O.k. that had to have been one of the best nights of my life!
I’ve heard stories about the night I just had from others before, but......WOW!
And even if the match was a loss, still....wow.....
*JK was lying down on the bed in what could only be presumed as the Honeymoon suite in the middle of what looks like Beverly Hills. He didn’t know how long he had been just lying there for, it could have been an hour or two, or even a couple of minutes, time just seemed to stand still*
Wonder if it was good for her as well?
Guess I’ll find out sooner or later, whenever she gets back from telling her folks about the kid.
*The ringtone of ‘Under the bridge’ by the Red hot chilli peppers is heard as he grabs his mobile off of the Bedside table*
JK: You got JK.
*The scene does that weird switch back and forth between the callers*
Paul: Hey mate, how was last night? You guys get nasty again?
*Paul Cockatoo is again at Nicks Weight centre training on the Rowing machine possibly working on cardio for his upcoming match against Aragato*
JK: What do you think man?
Paul: Oh Hells YEAH!! Good on ya ma......PISS OFF MICK!
*As the scene was focused on JK at the time, we see him laughing his head off at Paul’s reaction*
JK: What happened then mate?
Paul: Goddamn Mick trying to feel me up again!
JK: Dude, just get Nick to keep him away from you; tell him that you are an old friend of mine, he’ll allow it mate.
Paul: Noted mate. So what was with that douche who jumped ya and Jazz during the wedding last night? He got some sort of vendetta on you or something?
JK: I guess you could kind of say that, me and him had this thing on before AA, I thought he cost me a win, so I cost him one, he got all pissy about it, it led to a match at Washington which I won, thought it ended there, guess I was wrong.
Paul: Well if that wanker needs to be fucked up or something, let me know bro!
JK: Mate, its fine. I need the rest this week, and well, you know, just married and all, but next week, I’m open, I’m going to ish a challenge to him for next week. Mono a mono, one on one, and if this doesn’t settle anything, then in the land of the rising sun, I will beat the crap out of him with the barbed wire base ball bat. They need to be re-acquainted.
Paul: Yeah man, but don’t leave me or Phantom out, I’d love to deliver some pain to him, and I’m sure Phantom will as well.
JK: Yeah mate will do.
Jasmine: Jordan? I’m back.
JK: Yeah, just a sec! Mate, Have to go. Good luck against ‘Gato mate, you’ll probably need it.
Paul: Man, you know I can beat this chump with or without anyone else there to soften him up. In fact, I could beat him Handcuffed.
JK: Dude, careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
Paul: Right, fine then. No handcuffs, but I can still take this chumpette down.
JK: Whatever mate, but seriously got to go man. Later.
Paul: Yeah mate. Later.
*Paul hangs up as he finishes up on the rowing machine as Sal comes into view*
Sal: So did JK say what was going on with that dude with the pony tail?
Paul: Yeah he said something about wanting a match with him again next week.
Sal: I wouldn’t blame him after what he pulled on JK and Jasmine last night. How are they doing?
Paul: They’re holding up. But hey he’s got a well deserved week off, hope he decides against going tonight after last night’s action so to speak.
Sal: Oh ok. Hey you still on for after the show?
Paul: Sal, you know it! Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Sal: Alright see you Sunday night.
*Sal walks off as Paul tries to get a better look at her from behind*
Paul: Damn!!!
*Paul walks out of the gym and continues walking down the street before entering an unknown building to end this section of the promo.
We re-appear at a Park of which JK and Jasmine are sitting on a bench*
Jasmine: I still can’t believe it...
JK: What? That we’re going to have a kid? Or that we’re married?
Jasmine: Nah, I just can’t believe that you got the hotdog instead of the pretzel.
*Jasmine playfully nudges JK in the arm*
JK: Well if you wanted a pretzel or a piece of a pretzel, then you should have bought one!
*JK nudges back*
Jasmine: So you thought of names for the kid yet?
JK: Well if it’s a Boy, I was thinking Patrick after my great grandad y’know?
Jasmine: Alright, what about a Girl?
JK: Nikki.
Jasmine: Why Nikki?
JK: I’ve always liked the name.
*Under the bridge starts playing*
JK: Hold on Jazz.
*JK answers*
JK: You got JK.............Dude what the fuck did you do?!?...........what??............fine......yeah I’ll be right over......later.
*JK hangs up*
JK: Paul got involved somehow with the non weapons branch of the Japanese Mafia; I got to go sort this out. See you tonight babe.
*JK and Jasmine Kiss as JK heads into the cab he has hailed over to the sidewalk as the scene changes to a Mafia stronghold*
Henchman #1: where is money asshole? You owe us big money!
Paul: Mate you got the wrong bloke! I keep telling you!
*The second Henchman punches him hard in the stomach*
Henchman #1: WHERE IS MONEY?!?
Paul: YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING?? IM NOT MAN YOU WANT! HE DIFFERENT PERSON!!
*JK enters the room as the second Henchman hits Paul again*
Paul: Oh thank god!
JK: What’s going on here?
Henchman #2: Your Friend here owes us money!
Henchman #1: Yeah he owes money!
JK: O....k well, you seem to have a better understanding of the English language, so I’ll talk to you. What does he owe you?
Henchmen #2: He owes us thirty dollars on betting on the dogs.
JK: Do you have the cash Paul?
Paul: Why’d you think I called you??
JK: Right then, luckily I can handle myself in these situations.
*JK runs and tackles the henchman how could speak little English, sending him straight into the door, causing it to unbolt. The second henchman charges at JK, but is met with a high kick and the Cyclone. JK goes to Untie Paul*
Paul: Thanks man. I owe you one.
JK: Yeah you do. Now let’s get out of here, you got a match to prep for, and I have to start resting!
*The Scene fades to black*
