Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 26, 2009 21:01:36 GMT -5
Donovan walks through a hallway backstage with his bag over his shoulder. Jason Reeves runs up to him.
Reeves: Lord Hastings!
Donovan stops at looks back at him.
Hastings: Yes?
Reeves: Can I get a few words?
Donovan turns around completely.
Hastings: Why?
Reeves appears confused.
Reeves: Well, its my job to do the interviews, I sort of live for it...
Hastings: Except last week, when I had to get interviewed by That Interview Guy.
Reeves: Right, but then you earned your way into the tournament at Infinity.
Donovan stares at Reeves, and turns his back on him. He nearly walks right into Roxy Malone.
Malone: Hello.
She smiles sweetly.
Reeves: Back off bitch! I was here first!
Donovan puts up a hand in his face.
Hastings: Your Lord will tell you when you can speak.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Wait for it.
Pause.
Hastings: You.
Donovan points at Roxy.
Hastings: Go ahead.
Reeves throws up his hands in disgust.
Malone: With your victory last week on Sentinel, you earned yourself a spot in the tournament at Infinity to crown GIW's Most Valuable Assest.
Reeves: I was asking that!
Hastings: Shut your hole, peasant! Now, Roxy, I'm glad you asked. Killswitch found himself caught in the Hands of Fate. As for GIW's Most Valuable Assest? That's a foregone conclusion. This is part of what being the Lord of Pain, the Lord of all of GIW, is all about. Being the Chief Nigga is my destiny.
Reeves seems about to speak, but thinks better of it.
Malone: And what about-
Reeves: What about Raeinus! HA! I asked him first.
Donovan stares at him in disgust.
Hastings: Who fucking cares? I'm going to be the Chief Nigga. Raeinus can go fuck a duck for all I care.
Malone: And what about your tag team Cage match this week?
Hastings: Well, if you'll recall, Declan and I are the unbeaten Tag Team Champions of the Universe.
Reeves: Wasn't that you and Roberts?
Hastings: Whatever.
Malone: I think the Lord and he were Blessed Immortality.
Hastings: Indeed we were, thank you. In any case, your Lord will appreciate the opportunity to serve a proper thrashing to two of the people destined to lose to him at Infinity, plus I owe some payback to the Bubbly Bodacious Bonehead.
Reeves: Except you're facing Kiseragi and Brandon Brown, not Big B Brown.
Hastings: Whatever.
Malone: And I think our fans would like to know what your thoughts are since Calypso left.
Reeves' eyes bug out. Donovan stares at her. Reeves tiptoes away.
Hastings: I missed her tonight. She'll be home when I get there, I'm sure.
Malone: But...
Hastings: What?
Donovan walks away.
Reeves: Lord Hastings!
Donovan stops at looks back at him.
Hastings: Yes?
Reeves: Can I get a few words?
Donovan turns around completely.
Hastings: Why?
Reeves appears confused.
Reeves: Well, its my job to do the interviews, I sort of live for it...
Hastings: Except last week, when I had to get interviewed by That Interview Guy.
Reeves: Right, but then you earned your way into the tournament at Infinity.
Donovan stares at Reeves, and turns his back on him. He nearly walks right into Roxy Malone.
Malone: Hello.
She smiles sweetly.
Reeves: Back off bitch! I was here first!
Donovan puts up a hand in his face.
Hastings: Your Lord will tell you when you can speak.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Wait for it.
Pause.
Hastings: You.
Donovan points at Roxy.
Hastings: Go ahead.
Reeves throws up his hands in disgust.
Malone: With your victory last week on Sentinel, you earned yourself a spot in the tournament at Infinity to crown GIW's Most Valuable Assest.
Reeves: I was asking that!
Hastings: Shut your hole, peasant! Now, Roxy, I'm glad you asked. Killswitch found himself caught in the Hands of Fate. As for GIW's Most Valuable Assest? That's a foregone conclusion. This is part of what being the Lord of Pain, the Lord of all of GIW, is all about. Being the Chief Nigga is my destiny.
Reeves seems about to speak, but thinks better of it.
Malone: And what about-
Reeves: What about Raeinus! HA! I asked him first.
Donovan stares at him in disgust.
Hastings: Who fucking cares? I'm going to be the Chief Nigga. Raeinus can go fuck a duck for all I care.
Malone: And what about your tag team Cage match this week?
Hastings: Well, if you'll recall, Declan and I are the unbeaten Tag Team Champions of the Universe.
Reeves: Wasn't that you and Roberts?
Hastings: Whatever.
Malone: I think the Lord and he were Blessed Immortality.
Hastings: Indeed we were, thank you. In any case, your Lord will appreciate the opportunity to serve a proper thrashing to two of the people destined to lose to him at Infinity, plus I owe some payback to the Bubbly Bodacious Bonehead.
Reeves: Except you're facing Kiseragi and Brandon Brown, not Big B Brown.
Hastings: Whatever.
Malone: And I think our fans would like to know what your thoughts are since Calypso left.
Reeves' eyes bug out. Donovan stares at her. Reeves tiptoes away.
Hastings: I missed her tonight. She'll be home when I get there, I'm sure.
Malone: But...
Hastings: What?
Donovan walks away.