Post by andysavana on Jul 26, 2009 22:43:25 GMT -5
A radio buzzes looking for a signal as little feet scurry across the hard wood floor of the apartment. The speaker of the small radio comes into view as it continues buzzing. This time we see little furry feet scurry across the speaker view.
Radio Host: Some may ask themselves just what they can do when they are kicked out a special club they love for a three day period. Some may also ask themselves why they were kicked out of the club to begin with. The answer to the latter is to simply look inside of you for the answer.
The view is still on the speaker of the radio but behind it you can see a body tossing covers off of it. The little furry feet turn out to be Dylan James who sniffs the speaker of the radio. He then scurries off across the screen.
Radio Host: Why worry about this club you were kicked out when you have a life to focus on? If you say you have no life then why not go get a life? It is obvious that the club has overtaken your pathetic life when you find happiness in pointlessly succeeding. Find something more important.
Just then Savana kicks the radio across the apartment as he squeezes a can of beer and tosses it at the door.
Savana: DJ! Where the hell is that bottle of Jack I told you to find?
Dylan James scurries on top of the couch with a bottle of liquor in his hand and his nose inside of it to sniff it. Savana stumbles over and grabs the bottle by the neck to sniff it himself.
Savana: Congratulations you found me a half-filled bottle of liquor. However you found me a fucking half fool bottle of piss! Declan pissed in this last week before we hosted my crowning ceremony!
Savana throws the bottle at Dylan James but the little squirrel manages to jump out of the way. Who, however, gets hit is Ted, who was, lying underneath the table in front of the couch.
Ted: The fuck was that for?
Savana: I tossed it at Dylan James and I accidentally hit you, Ted. Why the hell are you sleeping under the table? You get wasted last night?
Ted: It is last night, Savana. You just passed out for a couple of minutes.
Savana: Oh.
Savana looks around to examine the trashed apartment he lives in. Declan is hanging over the doorway to the restroom. Savana tries to fathom how he got up there and is sleeping comfortably.
Savana: Did you ever pick up my doodle cream from the downstairs mailboxes?
Ted: We don’t have downstairs mailboxes.
Savana: Then what do we have?
Ted: Upstairs mailboxes.
Savana walks over to the front of the apartment and opens the door to Landlord apparently jumping rather quickly away from Beauty. Beauty wipes something off of her mouth as Landlord lets out a chuckle.
Savana: What the fuck are you doing? Huh?
Landlord struggles to find anything to say as Beauty walks across the hall and starts to lean on Savana.
Beauty: Tell him what the fuck you were doing!
Savana: Spying on my home of residence?
Beauty looks over to Savana with a look on her face as Landlord lets out a big smile. Savana doesn’t let up though and gives Landlord the “Doodlecrusher” Eye.
Landlord: You caught me, Savana. Wait a second, boy. What are you trying to hide?
Savana: Nothing at the moment but it seems like you are trying to hide something, Lord.
Landlord: What I have to offer is to be seen by the whole world. Especially you and that fuck off cosigner of yours, boy. You’ll see.
Savana: Why not just tell me.
Landlord: You’ll see soon enough.
Landlord lets out an evil laugh as he walks off and Beauty lets out a sigh of relief.
Beauty: That was close.
Savana: Luckily you caught him and held him off until I could save you.
Beauty smiles and walks inside the apartment. Savana raises an eyebrow and decides to follow Landlord. Landlord walks down a hallway and is approached by an Asian man.
Asian Man #1: Hi, my name is, Don Richards, and I just want to tell you that this is one of the finest housing projects I have ever had the opportunity to live in.
Landlord: Thank you, Don.
Savana gasp, getting the attention of the two conservators, but he hides around the corner with his hand over his mouth. Landlord continues walking as the Asian moves towards Savana. He plays dead and the Asian simply looks at him and walks off. Savana peeks with one eye and then runs down the hall to continue after Landlord. Landlord is then approached by a young Asian.
Asian Kid #1: Have you seen my sister?
Landlord: No, little one, just go ask the front office to make sure she doesn’t go outside.
Savana: Breeding?
Landlord and the kid hear and look at the direction of Savana, who manages to hide behind a standup poster of JK and Paul Cockatoo. Landlord continues off as the young boy walks up to the poster.
Asian Kid #1: Are you talking?
Savana thinks for a second and then smiles.
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Hello young oriental devil! I am an evil being who is here to warn you that you are going to hell! HATE ME! I HATE YOU!
Asian Kid #1: Why JK and Cockatoo would you hate me? I bought this board because I love you two!
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Nigga, I do not like your kind.
Asian Kid #1: Kids?
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: No, nigga, I don’t like Asians. You’re an Asian.
Asian Kid #1: I’m an Asian? What is that?
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Something mighty evil. You should probably go tell your parents to let you take a bath by yourself and kill yourself little, Nigga.
Asian Kid #1: You’re so mean, JK and Cockatoo! I hope you lose your match against Savana and Declan this week on Sentinel!
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Watch this, Nigga!
Savana lights the back of the poster board on fire causing the little kid to run off. Savana laughs but Landlord shows up behind him.
Landlord: The fuck you doing, Savana?
Savana: When the fuck did you decide it would be a good idea to let Asians move in here without asking the tenants before hand?
Landlord: You don’t even know what tenants means.
Savana: Well you should have asked me first.
Landlord: You’re not the only one who lives here, Savana. Everyone else who lives here is Asian as well. You would have been outvoted anyway.
Savana runs off down the hall and back into the apartment startling everyone inside. Declan is now asleep while standing against the lamp. Ted and Beauty are both sitting on the couch playing “Nigga Monopoly”. The slam of the door behind Savana causes Declan to jump awake.
Declan: The fuck, Andy?
Savana: D, I got some real fucking bad news! Turns out the amount of Asians in this complex has severely jumped. They have ones that can talk English now. They are even breeding younglins that know English. Not only that but I believe we were set up when we first moved here. Also I think we are employed by GIW!
Declan starts to panic and jump around, causing Andy to freak out and start freaking out, while Ted and Beauty just watch. Just then the front door to the apartment is kicked open as a man with 308-0 walks into the room. The camera zooms out to reveal Nigga General.
Nigga General: You boy’z call a Nigga?
Savana: I called a drug dealer.
Nigga General then takes off his hat and suddenly smiles.
Gary: What you need?
End Scene
Radio Host: Some may ask themselves just what they can do when they are kicked out a special club they love for a three day period. Some may also ask themselves why they were kicked out of the club to begin with. The answer to the latter is to simply look inside of you for the answer.
The view is still on the speaker of the radio but behind it you can see a body tossing covers off of it. The little furry feet turn out to be Dylan James who sniffs the speaker of the radio. He then scurries off across the screen.
Radio Host: Why worry about this club you were kicked out when you have a life to focus on? If you say you have no life then why not go get a life? It is obvious that the club has overtaken your pathetic life when you find happiness in pointlessly succeeding. Find something more important.
Just then Savana kicks the radio across the apartment as he squeezes a can of beer and tosses it at the door.
Savana: DJ! Where the hell is that bottle of Jack I told you to find?
Dylan James scurries on top of the couch with a bottle of liquor in his hand and his nose inside of it to sniff it. Savana stumbles over and grabs the bottle by the neck to sniff it himself.
Savana: Congratulations you found me a half-filled bottle of liquor. However you found me a fucking half fool bottle of piss! Declan pissed in this last week before we hosted my crowning ceremony!
Savana throws the bottle at Dylan James but the little squirrel manages to jump out of the way. Who, however, gets hit is Ted, who was, lying underneath the table in front of the couch.
Ted: The fuck was that for?
Savana: I tossed it at Dylan James and I accidentally hit you, Ted. Why the hell are you sleeping under the table? You get wasted last night?
Ted: It is last night, Savana. You just passed out for a couple of minutes.
Savana: Oh.
Savana looks around to examine the trashed apartment he lives in. Declan is hanging over the doorway to the restroom. Savana tries to fathom how he got up there and is sleeping comfortably.
Savana: Did you ever pick up my doodle cream from the downstairs mailboxes?
Ted: We don’t have downstairs mailboxes.
Savana: Then what do we have?
Ted: Upstairs mailboxes.
Savana walks over to the front of the apartment and opens the door to Landlord apparently jumping rather quickly away from Beauty. Beauty wipes something off of her mouth as Landlord lets out a chuckle.
Savana: What the fuck are you doing? Huh?
Landlord struggles to find anything to say as Beauty walks across the hall and starts to lean on Savana.
Beauty: Tell him what the fuck you were doing!
Savana: Spying on my home of residence?
Beauty looks over to Savana with a look on her face as Landlord lets out a big smile. Savana doesn’t let up though and gives Landlord the “Doodlecrusher” Eye.
Landlord: You caught me, Savana. Wait a second, boy. What are you trying to hide?
Savana: Nothing at the moment but it seems like you are trying to hide something, Lord.
Landlord: What I have to offer is to be seen by the whole world. Especially you and that fuck off cosigner of yours, boy. You’ll see.
Savana: Why not just tell me.
Landlord: You’ll see soon enough.
Landlord lets out an evil laugh as he walks off and Beauty lets out a sigh of relief.
Beauty: That was close.
Savana: Luckily you caught him and held him off until I could save you.
Beauty smiles and walks inside the apartment. Savana raises an eyebrow and decides to follow Landlord. Landlord walks down a hallway and is approached by an Asian man.
Asian Man #1: Hi, my name is, Don Richards, and I just want to tell you that this is one of the finest housing projects I have ever had the opportunity to live in.
Landlord: Thank you, Don.
Savana gasp, getting the attention of the two conservators, but he hides around the corner with his hand over his mouth. Landlord continues walking as the Asian moves towards Savana. He plays dead and the Asian simply looks at him and walks off. Savana peeks with one eye and then runs down the hall to continue after Landlord. Landlord is then approached by a young Asian.
Asian Kid #1: Have you seen my sister?
Landlord: No, little one, just go ask the front office to make sure she doesn’t go outside.
Savana: Breeding?
Landlord and the kid hear and look at the direction of Savana, who manages to hide behind a standup poster of JK and Paul Cockatoo. Landlord continues off as the young boy walks up to the poster.
Asian Kid #1: Are you talking?
Savana thinks for a second and then smiles.
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Hello young oriental devil! I am an evil being who is here to warn you that you are going to hell! HATE ME! I HATE YOU!
Asian Kid #1: Why JK and Cockatoo would you hate me? I bought this board because I love you two!
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Nigga, I do not like your kind.
Asian Kid #1: Kids?
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: No, nigga, I don’t like Asians. You’re an Asian.
Asian Kid #1: I’m an Asian? What is that?
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Something mighty evil. You should probably go tell your parents to let you take a bath by yourself and kill yourself little, Nigga.
Asian Kid #1: You’re so mean, JK and Cockatoo! I hope you lose your match against Savana and Declan this week on Sentinel!
JK and Cockatoo Poster board: Watch this, Nigga!
Savana lights the back of the poster board on fire causing the little kid to run off. Savana laughs but Landlord shows up behind him.
Landlord: The fuck you doing, Savana?
Savana: When the fuck did you decide it would be a good idea to let Asians move in here without asking the tenants before hand?
Landlord: You don’t even know what tenants means.
Savana: Well you should have asked me first.
Landlord: You’re not the only one who lives here, Savana. Everyone else who lives here is Asian as well. You would have been outvoted anyway.
Savana runs off down the hall and back into the apartment startling everyone inside. Declan is now asleep while standing against the lamp. Ted and Beauty are both sitting on the couch playing “Nigga Monopoly”. The slam of the door behind Savana causes Declan to jump awake.
Declan: The fuck, Andy?
Savana: D, I got some real fucking bad news! Turns out the amount of Asians in this complex has severely jumped. They have ones that can talk English now. They are even breeding younglins that know English. Not only that but I believe we were set up when we first moved here. Also I think we are employed by GIW!
Declan starts to panic and jump around, causing Andy to freak out and start freaking out, while Ted and Beauty just watch. Just then the front door to the apartment is kicked open as a man with 308-0 walks into the room. The camera zooms out to reveal Nigga General.
Nigga General: You boy’z call a Nigga?
Savana: I called a drug dealer.
Nigga General then takes off his hat and suddenly smiles.
Gary: What you need?
End Scene
