Post by Montana on Jul 29, 2009 23:51:44 GMT -5
(When the scene opens up the camera is focused on Roberts Couch we can see glass scattered on the couch, the same glass from the vodka bottle Rob recently took to the head, apparently Robert has not yet taken the time to clean up. In the background we can faintly hear a woman giggling and a shower running suddenly the door to the bathroom swings and we can see Robert with a woman wrapped around his arms. Of course we all know that the woman is there for nothing more than sex and some dinner if she is lucky.)
“I have to fly out to L.A and meet my partner so I think you should get going.”
“But baby I just got here.”
(Robert walks the girl to the door)
“I know but I have to go to L.A, I promise you if I didn’t have things to do we could spend the whole day watching movies.”
(Robert Rolls his eyes as he says this, the woman gives Robert a Kiss and walks away Robert closes the door as he pulls out his cell phone and begins to dial a number.)
“Hey Anthony I’m flying out to L.A and I need someone to come with me I know I was being an asshole last week but come on get over it.”
“Okay come pick me up and we will drive to the airport.”
“Alright ill be there in a little while.”
(The scene abruptly changes and we can now see Robs Trans-Am going down a very bumpy road suddenly we can hear voices and the camera is now facing both Anthony and Robert.)
“So why did this guy move to L.A is he hiding or something?”
“Not exactly, this dude has a very bad past in Houston he lost his girl to money and drugs and he lost his title to some guy who likes to call himself ‘Fighting Spirit’, you know I kinda feel bad for this guy.”
“Well that’s what he deserves he was a sinner and God punished him for his bad actions.”
“Oh come on Anthony please don’t start giving me any of that bullshit about how he can strike me down and bla bla bla I don’t care keep it to yourself.”
“Thou shall respect the unholy one and only hope that he will come to his senses before he ends up fucking dead!!!”
“Wow your quite the holy roller arent you so you decided to make your own commandment huh.”
“Fuck you asshole just drive.”
“That’s what I’m talking about!”
(Suddenly we can hear and see airplanes flying above in the sky)
“There we go our destiny bro the airplanes they will get us to our destination and if my calculations are correct we will arrive in about three hours”
“No shit they will get us to our destination. So we will arrive at 10:00pm”
(Anthony says this in a sarcastic voice.)
“Yes brother but there is a price and I see a vision it is YOU! paying for my plane ticket.”
“Okay ill pay for your plane ticket because I asked YOU! to come.
“No dipshit our time is two hours ahead of theirs so it will be around 8:00pm when we get there.”
(The scene fades to black and the last thing we see is Anthony and Robert boarding a plane.)
(When the scene opens back up once again Anthony and Robert are in the car driving around in search of Michael Capelli’s apartments, finally Robert pulls into some apartments and walks up to a Woman in her 50’s, standing next to the old lady is a very beautiful woman, when Rob see’s her his eyes light up.)
“Hi I’m Maria I own all of this just wanted to let you know, and this is my beautiful daughter Vanessa, say hi Vanessa this might be your chance to get out if this shitty neighborhood don’t you see his car he has to have some money and look at his clothes I bet that guy standing behind him is his butler.”
(Vanessa says hi and smiles at Robert)
“But mom what about Michael.”
“Don’t you remember, he is gay forget about it.”
“Well actually mam I’m a wrestler and I’m looking for a man named Michael Capelli.”
“Awe damn are you his Lover?”
“What! No its nothing like that I’m his tag team partner and I need to find him.”
“Well he lives over there but I haven’t seen him in about two weeks.
(Robert and Anthony walk towards the apartment and knock.)
*BAM*
*BAM*
*BAM*
(After a while Anthony and Robert come to Realize nobody is there so they get in the car and wait.)
“So where the hell do you think this guy is?”
“I don’t know he could be anywhere.”
(Robert starts his car and begins to pull back, suddenly we hear a thump as if Robert hit somebody with his car. The camera now Focuses on the man Robert hit, as the camera zooms into the man we now know his identity to be Michael Capelli.)
“What the fuck!”
“Shit man you hit somebody.”
(Robert and Anthony step out of the car unaware that the man they hit is Michael Capelli.)
“Dude are you okay?”
“Yes I’m okay asshole my leg hurts a little but its alright, but you aren’t going to be okay when my lawyers get done with your bitch ass.”
(Suddenly Robert twitches and the expression on his face goes from concerned to angry apparently Roberts second personality Johnny is back.)
“Fuck your lawyers look at the dent on my car asshole you fucked it up now I’m gonna fuck you up”
(Johnny walks to the car and grabs his 45 and tries to shoot Mike but the gun is empty so instead he tries to pistol whip him but Anthony stops him.)
“Dude what the fuck are you doing that’s Capelli.”
“What?”
“Ill show you who I am”
(Michael begins to kick and punch Johnny until Johnny kicks him in the face, Michael stumbles back a little but quickly returns and hits Johnny with an uppercut causing Johnny to fall flat on his back. Johnny stands back up but we come to realize that its not Johnny anymore, Robert has come back out of his daze and has no idea what is going on Michael tries to punch Robert in the face but Anthony stops Mike.)
“Dude I’m sorry I hit you with my car but you don’t have to attack me.”
“Attack you? What? You tried to shoot me and then you tried to smack me”
“Really, man I must have blacked out again. Anyways do you live here because I’m looking for Michael Capelli”
“I am Michael Capelli.”
“Really maybe we should start over, my name is Robert Montana.”
(Both men shake hands and begin to walk into Mike’s apartment.)
“So as you know, we are going to be partners this week and I believe that if we work together, unlike some people I know. We can win, that Is only if we work together.”
“Yeah dude whatever just shut the fuck up that’s the only way we can win you shut the fuck.”
“Okay how about we have some dinner, I was thinking we should go to La Traviata a nice Italian restaurant expensive but nice”
“Do I look as if I have money to waste on some fucking food.”
“Hey man you have to eat, besides I’m paying so don’t get your panties in a bunch.”
(The scene Abruptly changes to Michael, Anthony, and Robert sitting in a booth eating and having a conversation once again Robert is drinking Vodka)
“So our opponents who are they?”
“Well first there is Bobby Brown.”
“Don’t you mean Brandon Brown?”
(Robert says this in slurs the drinks he had before finally start to kick in.)
“Yeah Brandon Brown I don’t know how he got a Delorean but I want one.”
“And then Alex Kiseragay I mean Kisergi I think I had to many drinks.”
(Robert passes out and his head lands on the table and hits his plate Anthony begins to slap Robert so he can wake up but instead Johnny returns, and he causes hell Johnny picks up his plate and throws it at Michaels face Mike walks over to Johnny and picks him up and slams him on the ground, by now the police have arrived the police man walks towards Michael and handcuffs him his partner does the same to Johnny.)
“What about him boss should I arrest him?”
(The cop points at Anthony.)
“Yeah grab that Mexican he gave me a look throw him in the car with the other wetbacks.”
“Hey what the fuck get your hands off me you racist prick I didn’t do anything.”
“Shut the fuck up spic if you don’t like the laws then go back to Mexico.”
“I was born in America you fucking asshole”
“Boy I’m gonna fuck you up just like I did Tupac this is a white mans world and if you don’t like it you can go back were you belong”
(The officer throws Anthony onto the ground and begins to kick him in the gut. The other officer attempts to stop him but he is unable to so instead he releases Robert and Michael, Robert pulls the officer off of Anthony and punches him in the face they all begin to run instead of getting in there cars and risking being found. As they are running they see an alley and quickly take the advantage of hiding.)
“Fuck this shit I’m going back for my car.”
“I agree lets go the cops are probably gone by now.”
“Robert your back. I’m really getting sick and tired of this fucking bullshit decide who your going to be! Robert! Or Johnny!.”
“Fuck you asshole its not my fault I have a split personality.”
“You guys shut the fuck up lets go get the cars and we will talk about this when we get to my apartment”
(The scene changes and we are now in Mike’s apartment we can see Robert and Anthony standing up and leaning on the wall Mike doing the same)
“Hey Rob you have some problems man but I can deal with that”
(Mike and Rob shake hands)
“Yeah you have to deal with It, listen I’m staying in L.A until the day of our match do you mind if I chill here or do you know of any hotels that are cheap”
“Na I wouldn’t do that to you I mean your car is to nice to be out in a hotel parking lot yeah you can stay here.”
“Well that I-Roc is beautiful man how long have you had her”
“Well I’ve been having it for about”
(Anthony cuts Michael off.)
“Can you guys stop sucking each others dick its making me sick yeah both your cars look good but mine is way better, conversation over bitches.”
(Anthony begins to walk out the door and Robert quickly follows.)
“Were are you going?”
“I have a couple friends here I’m gonna go look them up if I don’t come back its because I decided to chill with them.”
“Alright dude see ya, don’t do anything stupid okay.”
(Robert walks inside the door and begins to talk to Mike, Mike pulls out a bottle of Vodka and pours each other a shot.)
“What an asshole, anyways what were we talking about?”
(Suddenly The ghost of Bernie Mac appears.)
“Boy what the fuck are ya doing do you want me to put my foot up yo ass again or do you want me to break that bottle across yo head again bitch?”
“Bernie don’t fuck around man that shit hurt the glass is still there im waiting for you to clean it up.”
“Boy I’m not gonna stop until you listen to my lesson, give me that shot glass you son of a bitch.”
(Bernie takes the shot glass from Mike, Mike has a lost expression on his face wondering if this is really happening.)
“You know my daddy was a drunk he died you know because he was a drunk”
“Really?”
“No you dumb fucka.”
(Bernie Mac bitch slaps Robert and kicks him in the ass again.)
“Damnit Bernard stop that shit or I’m going to kill you.”
(Robert tries to punch Bernie but his hand goes right through Bernie.)
“So I hear you have a second personality I think you need some help let me refer you to my doctor”
*POW*
“There’s my doctor boy respect yo elders ill be back I’m gonna go mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
(Once again Bernie Mac broke the Vodka bottle over Roberts head leaving Michael confused.)
(The camera switches to Anthony sitting in a car full of smoke, there are men sitting beside him and in front of him Anthony sits in the back seat in the middle, the two men sitting beside him posses shotguns and the two men in the front seat are carrying automatic weapons. Anthony has Roberts 45mm pistol, In the background we can hear Hotel California by The Eagles playing. By now the sun is beginning to rise.)
(The driver takes a puff of his cigarette as he says this.)
“Is everybody ready, okay David you and me are taking the vault Anthony and Hector you two watch the guards, Tommy you hit the register watch them bitches cause they might try to get slick and pull the alarm.
(The driver is unidentifiable because of his masks everybody else has on mesh type mask but are still identifiable the car suddenly stops and pulls up to a bank of America the five of them get out the car and rush into the bank the fades to black and the last thing we can see is a bank teller getting shot in the face by the man we know as Tommy.)
“I have to fly out to L.A and meet my partner so I think you should get going.”
“But baby I just got here.”
(Robert walks the girl to the door)
“I know but I have to go to L.A, I promise you if I didn’t have things to do we could spend the whole day watching movies.”
(Robert Rolls his eyes as he says this, the woman gives Robert a Kiss and walks away Robert closes the door as he pulls out his cell phone and begins to dial a number.)
“Hey Anthony I’m flying out to L.A and I need someone to come with me I know I was being an asshole last week but come on get over it.”
“Okay come pick me up and we will drive to the airport.”
“Alright ill be there in a little while.”
(The scene abruptly changes and we can now see Robs Trans-Am going down a very bumpy road suddenly we can hear voices and the camera is now facing both Anthony and Robert.)
“So why did this guy move to L.A is he hiding or something?”
“Not exactly, this dude has a very bad past in Houston he lost his girl to money and drugs and he lost his title to some guy who likes to call himself ‘Fighting Spirit’, you know I kinda feel bad for this guy.”
“Well that’s what he deserves he was a sinner and God punished him for his bad actions.”
“Oh come on Anthony please don’t start giving me any of that bullshit about how he can strike me down and bla bla bla I don’t care keep it to yourself.”
“Thou shall respect the unholy one and only hope that he will come to his senses before he ends up fucking dead!!!”
“Wow your quite the holy roller arent you so you decided to make your own commandment huh.”
“Fuck you asshole just drive.”
“That’s what I’m talking about!”
(Suddenly we can hear and see airplanes flying above in the sky)
“There we go our destiny bro the airplanes they will get us to our destination and if my calculations are correct we will arrive in about three hours”
“No shit they will get us to our destination. So we will arrive at 10:00pm”
(Anthony says this in a sarcastic voice.)
“Yes brother but there is a price and I see a vision it is YOU! paying for my plane ticket.”
“Okay ill pay for your plane ticket because I asked YOU! to come.
“No dipshit our time is two hours ahead of theirs so it will be around 8:00pm when we get there.”
(The scene fades to black and the last thing we see is Anthony and Robert boarding a plane.)
(When the scene opens back up once again Anthony and Robert are in the car driving around in search of Michael Capelli’s apartments, finally Robert pulls into some apartments and walks up to a Woman in her 50’s, standing next to the old lady is a very beautiful woman, when Rob see’s her his eyes light up.)
“Hi I’m Maria I own all of this just wanted to let you know, and this is my beautiful daughter Vanessa, say hi Vanessa this might be your chance to get out if this shitty neighborhood don’t you see his car he has to have some money and look at his clothes I bet that guy standing behind him is his butler.”
(Vanessa says hi and smiles at Robert)
“But mom what about Michael.”
“Don’t you remember, he is gay forget about it.”
“Well actually mam I’m a wrestler and I’m looking for a man named Michael Capelli.”
“Awe damn are you his Lover?”
“What! No its nothing like that I’m his tag team partner and I need to find him.”
“Well he lives over there but I haven’t seen him in about two weeks.
(Robert and Anthony walk towards the apartment and knock.)
*BAM*
*BAM*
*BAM*
(After a while Anthony and Robert come to Realize nobody is there so they get in the car and wait.)
“So where the hell do you think this guy is?”
“I don’t know he could be anywhere.”
(Robert starts his car and begins to pull back, suddenly we hear a thump as if Robert hit somebody with his car. The camera now Focuses on the man Robert hit, as the camera zooms into the man we now know his identity to be Michael Capelli.)
“What the fuck!”
“Shit man you hit somebody.”
(Robert and Anthony step out of the car unaware that the man they hit is Michael Capelli.)
“Dude are you okay?”
“Yes I’m okay asshole my leg hurts a little but its alright, but you aren’t going to be okay when my lawyers get done with your bitch ass.”
(Suddenly Robert twitches and the expression on his face goes from concerned to angry apparently Roberts second personality Johnny is back.)
“Fuck your lawyers look at the dent on my car asshole you fucked it up now I’m gonna fuck you up”
(Johnny walks to the car and grabs his 45 and tries to shoot Mike but the gun is empty so instead he tries to pistol whip him but Anthony stops him.)
“Dude what the fuck are you doing that’s Capelli.”
“What?”
“Ill show you who I am”
(Michael begins to kick and punch Johnny until Johnny kicks him in the face, Michael stumbles back a little but quickly returns and hits Johnny with an uppercut causing Johnny to fall flat on his back. Johnny stands back up but we come to realize that its not Johnny anymore, Robert has come back out of his daze and has no idea what is going on Michael tries to punch Robert in the face but Anthony stops Mike.)
“Dude I’m sorry I hit you with my car but you don’t have to attack me.”
“Attack you? What? You tried to shoot me and then you tried to smack me”
“Really, man I must have blacked out again. Anyways do you live here because I’m looking for Michael Capelli”
“I am Michael Capelli.”
“Really maybe we should start over, my name is Robert Montana.”
(Both men shake hands and begin to walk into Mike’s apartment.)
“So as you know, we are going to be partners this week and I believe that if we work together, unlike some people I know. We can win, that Is only if we work together.”
“Yeah dude whatever just shut the fuck up that’s the only way we can win you shut the fuck.”
“Okay how about we have some dinner, I was thinking we should go to La Traviata a nice Italian restaurant expensive but nice”
“Do I look as if I have money to waste on some fucking food.”
“Hey man you have to eat, besides I’m paying so don’t get your panties in a bunch.”
(The scene Abruptly changes to Michael, Anthony, and Robert sitting in a booth eating and having a conversation once again Robert is drinking Vodka)
“So our opponents who are they?”
“Well first there is Bobby Brown.”
“Don’t you mean Brandon Brown?”
(Robert says this in slurs the drinks he had before finally start to kick in.)
“Yeah Brandon Brown I don’t know how he got a Delorean but I want one.”
“And then Alex Kiseragay I mean Kisergi I think I had to many drinks.”
(Robert passes out and his head lands on the table and hits his plate Anthony begins to slap Robert so he can wake up but instead Johnny returns, and he causes hell Johnny picks up his plate and throws it at Michaels face Mike walks over to Johnny and picks him up and slams him on the ground, by now the police have arrived the police man walks towards Michael and handcuffs him his partner does the same to Johnny.)
“What about him boss should I arrest him?”
(The cop points at Anthony.)
“Yeah grab that Mexican he gave me a look throw him in the car with the other wetbacks.”
“Hey what the fuck get your hands off me you racist prick I didn’t do anything.”
“Shut the fuck up spic if you don’t like the laws then go back to Mexico.”
“I was born in America you fucking asshole”
“Boy I’m gonna fuck you up just like I did Tupac this is a white mans world and if you don’t like it you can go back were you belong”
(The officer throws Anthony onto the ground and begins to kick him in the gut. The other officer attempts to stop him but he is unable to so instead he releases Robert and Michael, Robert pulls the officer off of Anthony and punches him in the face they all begin to run instead of getting in there cars and risking being found. As they are running they see an alley and quickly take the advantage of hiding.)
“Fuck this shit I’m going back for my car.”
“I agree lets go the cops are probably gone by now.”
“Robert your back. I’m really getting sick and tired of this fucking bullshit decide who your going to be! Robert! Or Johnny!.”
“Fuck you asshole its not my fault I have a split personality.”
“You guys shut the fuck up lets go get the cars and we will talk about this when we get to my apartment”
(The scene changes and we are now in Mike’s apartment we can see Robert and Anthony standing up and leaning on the wall Mike doing the same)
“Hey Rob you have some problems man but I can deal with that”
(Mike and Rob shake hands)
“Yeah you have to deal with It, listen I’m staying in L.A until the day of our match do you mind if I chill here or do you know of any hotels that are cheap”
“Na I wouldn’t do that to you I mean your car is to nice to be out in a hotel parking lot yeah you can stay here.”
“Well that I-Roc is beautiful man how long have you had her”
“Well I’ve been having it for about”
(Anthony cuts Michael off.)
“Can you guys stop sucking each others dick its making me sick yeah both your cars look good but mine is way better, conversation over bitches.”
(Anthony begins to walk out the door and Robert quickly follows.)
“Were are you going?”
“I have a couple friends here I’m gonna go look them up if I don’t come back its because I decided to chill with them.”
“Alright dude see ya, don’t do anything stupid okay.”
(Robert walks inside the door and begins to talk to Mike, Mike pulls out a bottle of Vodka and pours each other a shot.)
“What an asshole, anyways what were we talking about?”
(Suddenly The ghost of Bernie Mac appears.)
“Boy what the fuck are ya doing do you want me to put my foot up yo ass again or do you want me to break that bottle across yo head again bitch?”
“Bernie don’t fuck around man that shit hurt the glass is still there im waiting for you to clean it up.”
“Boy I’m not gonna stop until you listen to my lesson, give me that shot glass you son of a bitch.”
(Bernie takes the shot glass from Mike, Mike has a lost expression on his face wondering if this is really happening.)
“You know my daddy was a drunk he died you know because he was a drunk”
“Really?”
“No you dumb fucka.”
(Bernie Mac bitch slaps Robert and kicks him in the ass again.)
“Damnit Bernard stop that shit or I’m going to kill you.”
(Robert tries to punch Bernie but his hand goes right through Bernie.)
“So I hear you have a second personality I think you need some help let me refer you to my doctor”
*POW*
“There’s my doctor boy respect yo elders ill be back I’m gonna go mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
(Once again Bernie Mac broke the Vodka bottle over Roberts head leaving Michael confused.)
(The camera switches to Anthony sitting in a car full of smoke, there are men sitting beside him and in front of him Anthony sits in the back seat in the middle, the two men sitting beside him posses shotguns and the two men in the front seat are carrying automatic weapons. Anthony has Roberts 45mm pistol, In the background we can hear Hotel California by The Eagles playing. By now the sun is beginning to rise.)
(The driver takes a puff of his cigarette as he says this.)
“Is everybody ready, okay David you and me are taking the vault Anthony and Hector you two watch the guards, Tommy you hit the register watch them bitches cause they might try to get slick and pull the alarm.
(The driver is unidentifiable because of his masks everybody else has on mesh type mask but are still identifiable the car suddenly stops and pulls up to a bank of America the five of them get out the car and rush into the bank the fades to black and the last thing we can see is a bank teller getting shot in the face by the man we know as Tommy.)