Accomplishments: Being brought back from the dead to wander the Earth as a zombie, subject to the whims of his voodoo Re-Animator, the incomparable Lou Lou.
Age: ~20 days, since the clock re-set at "zero" when he was resurrected.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175lbs.
Hometown: His not-so-final resting place.
Alignment: Super Babyface. He's a zombie, and everyone loves them! Look at that television show that everyone has nerdgasms over.
In-Ring Attire: Usually seen dressed in the same suit that he was buried in. It's all filthy and torn, ratty as hell. He's a zombie, remember?
Out-of-Ring Attire: He's a zombie, he doesn't care about fashion so he usually doesn't bother to change his clothes.
Biography: Chaos and Klaus paid a visit to Jezebel Saint's friend Lou Lou. With a combination of money and promises to help the poor guy achieve his lifelong goal of seducing his unrequited love, Jet Somers, they managed to convince Lou Lou to perform a necromancy ceremony and resurrect that mofo.
Entrance theme: The official CKAHU anthem; "Failed Creation" by Divine Heresy.
Entrance description: The lights in the arena dim and on the screen we see a spooky graveyard scene. A cartoon hand erupts from the ground, clenching into a fist. Un-Deadsuke walks out from behind the curtain and shambles his way to the ring with his arms hanging limply at his sides. With his head back and his mouth open, he drools on himself as he staggers often, and occasionally falls down.
Wrestling Style: Zombie.
Moveset:
A lot of grabs and clubbing blows. Sometimes a fingernail swipe. He's a zombie, so he's pretty one-dimensional and single-minded. Handsome bastard, though...ain't he?
Primary Finisher: Bite Your Face Description: He's a zombie. He bites your face. You tap out, or your fucking face gets eaten off. Simple, right?
Secondary Finisher: Vomit The Soul Description: That's right, bish. He has a move named after a Cannibal Corpse song. He grabs your shoulders, leans in as if a lover going for a kiss, except instead he pukes zombie bile all over your face and chest. It's poisonous acid.
Accomplishments: Being brought back from the dead to wander the Earth as a zombie, subject to the whims of his voodoo Re-Animator, the incomparable Lou Lou.
Age: ~a week, since the clock re-set at "zero" when he was resurrected.
Height: 5'11" or so. He slouches a lot, since he's a zombie and all...
Weight: Who knows? The fuck's gonna weigh a zombie? You gonna get his ass up on a scale? Yeah, didn't think so, bish.
Hometown: His not-so-final resting place.
Alignment: Super Babyface. He's a zombie, and everyone loves them! Look at that television show that everyone has nerdgasms over.
In-Ring Attire: Usually seen dressed in the same clothes that he was wearing when some asshole murderers tossed him into a shallow, unmarked grave out in the desert somewhere.
Out-of-Ring Attire: He's a zombie, he doesn't care about fashion so he usually doesn't bother to change his clothes.
Biography: Chaos and Klaus paid a visit to Jezebel Saint's friend Lou Lou. With a combination of money and promises to help the poor guy achieve his lifelong goal of seducing his unrequited love, Jet Somers, they managed to convince Lou Lou to perform a necromancy ceremony and resurrect that mofo.
Entrance theme: The official CKAHU anthem; "Failed Creation" by Divine Heresy.
Entrance description: The lights in the arena dim and on the screen we see a spooky graveyard scene. A cartoon hand erupts from the ground, clenching into a fist. Zombie Norm walks out from behind the curtain and shambles his way to the ring with his arms hanging limply at his sides. With his head back and his mouth open, he drools on himself as he staggers often, and occasionally falls down.
Wrestling Style:Zombie.
Moveset: A lot of grabs and clubbing blows. Sometimes a fingernail swipe. He's a zombie, so he's pretty one-dimensional and single-minded. Handsome bastard, though...ain't he?
Primary Finisher: Bite Your Face Description: He's a zombie. He bites your face. You tap out, or your fucking face gets eaten off. Simple, right?
Secondary Finisher: Vomit The Soul Description: That's right, bish. He has a move named after a Cannibal Corpse song. He grabs your shoulders, leans in as if a lover going for a kiss, except instead he pukes zombie bile all over your face and chest. It's poisonous acid.
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2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
