Post by Alex Kiseragi on Aug 6, 2009 16:47:49 GMT -5
(We unexpectedly return to the scene as a visitor arrives about an hour into Street Fighter: The Movie.)
Brandon: A visitor? Who?
*knock knock*
Brandon: Banky! Answer the door!
Banky: Why do I have to answer the door!?
Brandon: If you don’t I’ll cut you!
Banky: *mumbles* Asshole.
(Shut up an answer the door Banky.)
Banky: Fuck you narrator.
*knock knock*
(Banky reluctantly gets up and answers the door. As the door opens there’s a big cheer from the live studio audience as the other half the real GIW Tag Team Champions is seen.)
Alex: Live studio audience?
Banky: It’s just a canned cheer.
Alex: Oh ok. Um, is Brandon in?
Banky: Yeah he’s watching a movie.
Brandon: Who is it!?
Alex: It’s me!
Brandon: BoolZ!?
(As they shout back and forth Alex walks into the lounge.)
Alex: No, Alex. Why would BoolZ be here? Do I sound like him?
Brandon: I dunno! Maybe!
Alex: I’m right here.
Brandon: Oh sorry.
(Alex points at the TV)
Alex: What are you watching?
Brandon: Street Fighter: The Movie. I’m working on my acting.
Alex: But the acting’s terrible.
Brandon: Banky!
Banky: He’s learning how not to act!
Alex: Ah, makes sense. Mind if I join you?
Brandon: Ok.
(Alex sits down on the couch next to Brandon and they watch some more of the movie.)
Alex: I forgot how much this movie sucked.
Brandon: I know right.
Alex: Ryu’s pretty cool though.
Brandon: He kind of looks like you.
Alex: Yeah I guess he does.
Brandon: Oh yeah did you hear what Dirge was saying last week?
Alex: Yeah man I was in the same room as you.
Brandon: Oh yeah. Can you believe he doesn’t like the show?
Alex: Nope. He clearly has awful taste.
Brandon: Clearly.
Alex: I didn’t want to talk about Dirge now though.
Brandon: What’s up?
Alex: You’re wrestling Savana this week.
Brandon: Yeah! I’m totally pumped for it. It’s going to be epic right?
Alex: Um, probably not.
Brandon: Are you crazy? Two of the longest serving wrestlers in GIW finally going head to head for the first time. The awesomeness is going to be off the scale.
Alex: Well…
Brandon: This could be the main event at Horizons.
Alex: Yeah you’re right. Well, maybe a year and half ago. You could have been on right after Sean Jensen and Chris Austin.
Brandon: That’d be such an awesome show.
Alex: Yeah, sure, why not.
Brandon: But for now it’s just going to be me and Andy. I can’t wait.
Alex: I’m not even sure if most people would agree with you when Savana was in his prime. Did Savana even have a prime?
Brandon: I think it was about two weeks going into Toxic Intent ‘08.
Alex: Ah, I missed it.
Brandon: Yeah.
Alex: Now though he’s just a hapless drunk. You’ll keep it interesting though I’m sure, and get the win while you’re at it. It’ll be good for us. Him and Prescott have just been announced as our challengers at Battleground. I’ve probably got Prescott next week. If we win both we’ll have all the momentum.
Brandon: We’re going to fight Andy Savana and Declan Prescott for the Tag Titles on PPV? That’s amazing. I’m going to face both of my biggest rivals. I wonder how Travis feels about not being the main event by two matches.
Alex: Two?
Brandon: Battleground and our match.
Alex: I think we’re before the Unified Global Title match.
Brandon: We’ll see.
Alex: Anyway, thought I’d let you know I’m going to come down to ringside to watch your back. I don’t trust them.
Brandon: Thanks. We’re going to kick some serious ass on Sunday.
Alex: We sure are.
(Alex gets up off the couch and makes to leave.)
Brandon: Do you want to see the end of the movie?
Alex: Nah I’ve seen it before and it still sucks.
Brandon: Fair enough.
Alex: Where’s that voice coming from anyway?
Brandon: The narrator?
Alex: I guess so.
Brandon: Garage…I think.
Alex: Do you have some kind of speaker system set up around this place?
Brandon: *shrug*
Alex: Ok, I’ll see you Sunday then.
Brandon: See ya.
(Alex walks out and says goodbye to Banky on the way out.)
Banky: See, some people like me.
Brandon: No-one likes you!
Banky: *mumbles* asshole.
(Now what?)
Brandon: I think you know.
(Scene ends. Show is over.)
Brandon: A visitor? Who?
*knock knock*
Brandon: Banky! Answer the door!
Banky: Why do I have to answer the door!?
Brandon: If you don’t I’ll cut you!
Banky: *mumbles* Asshole.
(Shut up an answer the door Banky.)
Banky: Fuck you narrator.
*knock knock*
(Banky reluctantly gets up and answers the door. As the door opens there’s a big cheer from the live studio audience as the other half the real GIW Tag Team Champions is seen.)
Alex: Live studio audience?
Banky: It’s just a canned cheer.
Alex: Oh ok. Um, is Brandon in?
Banky: Yeah he’s watching a movie.
Brandon: Who is it!?
Alex: It’s me!
Brandon: BoolZ!?
(As they shout back and forth Alex walks into the lounge.)
Alex: No, Alex. Why would BoolZ be here? Do I sound like him?
Brandon: I dunno! Maybe!
Alex: I’m right here.
Brandon: Oh sorry.
(Alex points at the TV)
Alex: What are you watching?
Brandon: Street Fighter: The Movie. I’m working on my acting.
Alex: But the acting’s terrible.
Brandon: Banky!
Banky: He’s learning how not to act!
Alex: Ah, makes sense. Mind if I join you?
Brandon: Ok.
(Alex sits down on the couch next to Brandon and they watch some more of the movie.)
Alex: I forgot how much this movie sucked.
Brandon: I know right.
Alex: Ryu’s pretty cool though.
Brandon: He kind of looks like you.
Alex: Yeah I guess he does.
Brandon: Oh yeah did you hear what Dirge was saying last week?
Alex: Yeah man I was in the same room as you.
Brandon: Oh yeah. Can you believe he doesn’t like the show?
Alex: Nope. He clearly has awful taste.
Brandon: Clearly.
Alex: I didn’t want to talk about Dirge now though.
Brandon: What’s up?
Alex: You’re wrestling Savana this week.
Brandon: Yeah! I’m totally pumped for it. It’s going to be epic right?
Alex: Um, probably not.
Brandon: Are you crazy? Two of the longest serving wrestlers in GIW finally going head to head for the first time. The awesomeness is going to be off the scale.
Alex: Well…
Brandon: This could be the main event at Horizons.
Alex: Yeah you’re right. Well, maybe a year and half ago. You could have been on right after Sean Jensen and Chris Austin.
Brandon: That’d be such an awesome show.
Alex: Yeah, sure, why not.
Brandon: But for now it’s just going to be me and Andy. I can’t wait.
Alex: I’m not even sure if most people would agree with you when Savana was in his prime. Did Savana even have a prime?
Brandon: I think it was about two weeks going into Toxic Intent ‘08.
Alex: Ah, I missed it.
Brandon: Yeah.
Alex: Now though he’s just a hapless drunk. You’ll keep it interesting though I’m sure, and get the win while you’re at it. It’ll be good for us. Him and Prescott have just been announced as our challengers at Battleground. I’ve probably got Prescott next week. If we win both we’ll have all the momentum.
Brandon: We’re going to fight Andy Savana and Declan Prescott for the Tag Titles on PPV? That’s amazing. I’m going to face both of my biggest rivals. I wonder how Travis feels about not being the main event by two matches.
Alex: Two?
Brandon: Battleground and our match.
Alex: I think we’re before the Unified Global Title match.
Brandon: We’ll see.
Alex: Anyway, thought I’d let you know I’m going to come down to ringside to watch your back. I don’t trust them.
Brandon: Thanks. We’re going to kick some serious ass on Sunday.
Alex: We sure are.
(Alex gets up off the couch and makes to leave.)
Brandon: Do you want to see the end of the movie?
Alex: Nah I’ve seen it before and it still sucks.
Brandon: Fair enough.
Alex: Where’s that voice coming from anyway?
Brandon: The narrator?
Alex: I guess so.
Brandon: Garage…I think.
Alex: Do you have some kind of speaker system set up around this place?
Brandon: *shrug*
Alex: Ok, I’ll see you Sunday then.
Brandon: See ya.
(Alex walks out and says goodbye to Banky on the way out.)
Banky: See, some people like me.
Brandon: No-one likes you!
Banky: *mumbles* asshole.
(Now what?)
Brandon: I think you know.
(Scene ends. Show is over.)