Post by andysavana on Aug 11, 2009 6:17:35 GMT -5
Andy Savana is sitting on a couch as Declan hammers away behind him. Ted is sitting beside him and Beauty is leaning out of the window. Dylan James is purring and rubbing against the feet of Ted, who doesn’t notice. The covers used as a door for the apartment is drenched with a liquid that probably will not be explained at any point of this continuity and Ted raises an eyebrow.
Ted: What are you going to do today, Savana?
Savana: I do not know, Ted. I do not wish to break continuity with what Declan might be doing later.
Declan stops hammering and raises to his feet. He has a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand and not a hammer. Ted turns and looks over to the couch to see what he was hammering.
Ted: Why are all those dents in the floor?
Declan: I needed to open the bottle.
Savana: Be careful not to say too much out of the ordinary. Or else you might have to try to hard to keep the continuity going later.
Ted: You seem to have an obsession with keeping things continuous. What caused all this?
Some Time Ago….
Savana: Oh MY God THIS CONCERT IS SO EPIC!
Savana is in a mosh pit at a MCR concert and is really into it. He is tossing himself left and right but as the camera pans out it is revealed that he is actually just in line to get tickets.
Some Time Ago but earlier than before…
Savana is once again thrashing around and this time it is in a mosh pit. A small kid lunges at him but he no sells the charge. He then proceeds to deliver a stunner to the young man and pin him. There is no referee though so he gets up and looks around.
Some time after that time that was earlier than before….
Savana is drunk and leaning on a bar counter as a young emo girl hunches over and sips on her juice.
Savana: You have a urinary tract infection?
Some time after the second time after the time earlier than before…
Savana is pressed against a cop car with his behind his back handcuffed.
Savana: I swear to god she said she was eighteen!
Later…
Savana is hunched in a jail next to a rather large black man with a tattoo on his arm that reads “Igor”.
Igor: I like ya pants.
After Later…
Igor is standing outside of the police station and scratches his doodle.
Igor: That dude has crabs.
Real Time…
Ted: When did all this happen?
Savana: I can’t remember.
Ted: Why were you there?
Savana: I don’t know.
Real Time + Later…
Savana is standing on the roof of the apartment as the window blows from behind him. Declan shows up with a half empty liquor bottle and swigs out of it.
Declan: Go be free, Savana. Go be one with the world. Understand your nature.
Savana then jumps off of the roof and falls rapidly to the ground.
Declan: He forgot the parachute.
Savana gets closer and closer to the ground until!
Wake Up…
Savana jumps up from his slumber as Declan brandishes a knife towards an Asian postman. Ted is playing dead in the corner as NG holds a two more Asian’s at gunpoint.
NG: Explain you doings here!
Asian: We live here!
Declan: You got three seconds!
Asian: To leave and never come back?
Declan: No, to say your prayers and accept your fate!
Landlord: STOP IT RIGHT THERE!
Landlord walks in with a notice in his hand and police standing behind him.
Landlord: You cannot harm a single Asian.
NG: Boo SHIT!
Landlord: I think not, Nigga General. You cannot touch an Asian unless Savana and Declan win the GIW Tag Titles at Battlegrounds.
Savana: What kind of fucked up deal is that?
Landlord: I don’t want you to go to jail because you’ll stop paying rent but I cannot be having you killing my other tenants. The trade off is if you win the titles then I can put up a sign that says the GIW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS LIVE HERE!
Savana: There is already a sign up there that says that.
Landlord: One without the quotations.
Savana: We have our heading…
End Scene!
Ted: What are you going to do today, Savana?
Savana: I do not know, Ted. I do not wish to break continuity with what Declan might be doing later.
Declan stops hammering and raises to his feet. He has a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand and not a hammer. Ted turns and looks over to the couch to see what he was hammering.
Ted: Why are all those dents in the floor?
Declan: I needed to open the bottle.
Savana: Be careful not to say too much out of the ordinary. Or else you might have to try to hard to keep the continuity going later.
Ted: You seem to have an obsession with keeping things continuous. What caused all this?
Some Time Ago….
Savana: Oh MY God THIS CONCERT IS SO EPIC!
Savana is in a mosh pit at a MCR concert and is really into it. He is tossing himself left and right but as the camera pans out it is revealed that he is actually just in line to get tickets.
Some Time Ago but earlier than before…
Savana is once again thrashing around and this time it is in a mosh pit. A small kid lunges at him but he no sells the charge. He then proceeds to deliver a stunner to the young man and pin him. There is no referee though so he gets up and looks around.
Some time after that time that was earlier than before….
Savana is drunk and leaning on a bar counter as a young emo girl hunches over and sips on her juice.
Savana: You have a urinary tract infection?
Some time after the second time after the time earlier than before…
Savana is pressed against a cop car with his behind his back handcuffed.
Savana: I swear to god she said she was eighteen!
Later…
Savana is hunched in a jail next to a rather large black man with a tattoo on his arm that reads “Igor”.
Igor: I like ya pants.
After Later…
Igor is standing outside of the police station and scratches his doodle.
Igor: That dude has crabs.
Real Time…
Ted: When did all this happen?
Savana: I can’t remember.
Ted: Why were you there?
Savana: I don’t know.
Real Time + Later…
Savana is standing on the roof of the apartment as the window blows from behind him. Declan shows up with a half empty liquor bottle and swigs out of it.
Declan: Go be free, Savana. Go be one with the world. Understand your nature.
Savana then jumps off of the roof and falls rapidly to the ground.
Declan: He forgot the parachute.
Savana gets closer and closer to the ground until!
Wake Up…
Savana jumps up from his slumber as Declan brandishes a knife towards an Asian postman. Ted is playing dead in the corner as NG holds a two more Asian’s at gunpoint.
NG: Explain you doings here!
Asian: We live here!
Declan: You got three seconds!
Asian: To leave and never come back?
Declan: No, to say your prayers and accept your fate!
Landlord: STOP IT RIGHT THERE!
Landlord walks in with a notice in his hand and police standing behind him.
Landlord: You cannot harm a single Asian.
NG: Boo SHIT!
Landlord: I think not, Nigga General. You cannot touch an Asian unless Savana and Declan win the GIW Tag Titles at Battlegrounds.
Savana: What kind of fucked up deal is that?
Landlord: I don’t want you to go to jail because you’ll stop paying rent but I cannot be having you killing my other tenants. The trade off is if you win the titles then I can put up a sign that says the GIW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS LIVE HERE!
Savana: There is already a sign up there that says that.
Landlord: One without the quotations.
Savana: We have our heading…
End Scene!
