Post by brandonbrown on Aug 13, 2009 23:30:43 GMT -5
(Our scene opens with everybody’s favorite GIW Superstar, Brandon Brown. He’s sitting on his couch watching a movie. He’s got a pencil and a pad a paper with him. It appears that he is going to write things down.)
Brandon: I couldn’t have said it better than that.
(Banky walks into the room.)
Banky: Ugh. Brandon, what are you doing?
Brandon: The narrator guy said I was about to watch a movie. Don’t you pay attention?
Banky: I try to ignore him.
Brandon: You shouldn’t. He has some valuable information.
Banky: I don’t have time for that. So what are you going to be watching?
Brandon: The entire Rocky series.
Banky: Again, you watched them all last week.
Brandon: Yes, but I’m watching them for a different reason this time. This time I will be studying how to manage instead of studying how to be a great fighter. I’ll just get all my notes from Mick.
Banky: I hate the Mick character. Burgess Meredith is so overrated as an actor.
(Brandon pulls out a gun and points it at Banky.)
Banky: HOLY SHIT. Put the gun down. What the fuck are you doing?
Brandon: Take back what you said about Burgess Meredith.
Banky: I take it back. I take it back.
Brandon: Good. I thought I was going to have to pop a cap in your skull. Why don’t you sit down and watch some Rocky with me?
Banky: Okay.
(Brandon and Banky watch Rocky for the next few hours.)
Brandon: Wow, did you see all that great stuff Mickey did for Rocky? It’s a shame that Rocky didn’t win that fight though. It’s also a shame that they shot down the rematch.
Banky: You know damn well there is going to be a rematch. You’ve seen these movies hundreds of times.
Brandon: Thanks for spoiling it, Banky. I wonder how old Mick will motivate him for the sequel then.
(Time goes by again and they have now finished Rocky II.)
Brandon: I can’t believe Rocky knocked him out in the 15th round. He wouldn’t have gotten anywhere without Mickey though.
Banky: They should have called that fight about ten rounds earlier.
Brandon: You’re crazy. I don’t know how Mickey can top that performance.
Banky: I think he gives his best performance in Rocky III.
Brandon: Why do you say that?
Banky: Because he di….
Brandon: Quiet, the movie is starting.
(They get through the first part of Rocky III)
Brandon: (crying.) I can’t believe Mick is really dead. Who is going to help Rocky get revenge on Clubber Lang? All hope is lost.
Banky: You fucking know that Apollo Creed helps him.
Brandon: Apollo wouldn’t help Rocky. They are enemies. That would be crazy.
(They finish Rocky III.)
Brandon: WOW, did you see that? Apollo helped Rocky train and beat Clubber Lang. Maybe I should get my managing skills from Apollo instead. He is unbeatable. Nothing can stop him. Put in Rocky IV.
Banky: Good grief.
Brandon: Gimmick infringement.
(They finish the first part of Rocky IV.)
Brandon: (crying.) The big Russian guy killed Apollo. How could he? He’s going to pay. Rocky will kick your ass. He’ll beat you.
Banky: You knew it was going to happen.
Brandon: Quiet, I’m trying to watch the movie.
(They finish Rocky IV.)
Brandon: In your face, big Russian guy. Rocky beat your ass.
Banky: Rocky was fucking massacred the whole fight and got lucky in the end.
Brandon: Rocky was playing possum. Did you hear that speech? I think he put an end to the Cold War.
Banky: No, he didn’t. Jesus, just put in Rocky V so we can get these over with.
(They finish the first part of Rocky V.)
Brandon: Rocky’s kid grew up fast. Rocky is managing now. I should be like Rocky. He hasn’t died yet. Hey, did you see Mickey as a ghost or whatever. That was so fucking cool.
Banky: This movie is fucking terrible.
Brandon: Shut up.
(They finish Rocky V.)
Brandon: Did you see that awesome street fight. Rocky kicked Tommy Gunn’s ass. He then punched that asshole black guy in the face. Mickey was helping him and everything. It was great.
Banky: Somebody shoot me.
(Brandon pulls out his gun.)
Banky: I was joking. Put the last movie in.
(They finish the first part of Rocky Balboa.)
Brandon: Wow, Rocky is going to come back and kick this little black guy’s ass. He even has Apollo Creed’s old manager helping him again. Nothing will stop Rocky from being the champ.
Banky: It’s just an exhibition fight.
Brandon: He’s still the champ to me.
(The finish Rocky Balboa.)
Brandon: I can’t believe he lost. He didn’t care though. I think it’s fitting though since he lost in the first Rocky. Wow, this really is the greatest film series ever.
Banky: I think I’ll disagree.
(Brandon shoots Banky in the leg.)
Banky: FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Brandon: You deserved it. I can’t wait to pattern my managing skills after Mickey, Apollo, Duke, and Rocky. Alex Kiseragi will be unbeatable with me as his manager.
(Banky is still jumping around cussing and screaming at being shot.)
Banky: You fucking shot me.
Brandon: Stop complaining. Next time it will be in the head.
(A knock is heard at the door.)
Brandon: I’ll get it.
(Brandon opens the door to see a policeman.)
Policeman: A gunshot was reported coming from this house. Is everything alright?
Brandon: Yeah, I shot my cousin in the foot.
Policeman: Was it an accident?
Brandon: No, it was on purpose.
Policeman: Why did you do such a thing?
Brandon: He didn’t think Rocky was the greatest film series ever.
Policeman: What?
(The Policeman pulls out his gun and shoots Banky in the other leg.)
Policeman: He got what he deserved.
Brandon: Exactly what I thought.
Policeman: I think I’ll go home and watch the Rocky series right now.
Brandon: Great idea. Can me and Banky come watch with you?
Policeman: Sure. Wait, my youngest daughter is coming to visit. Maybe I shouldn’t watch then.
Brandon: How old is she?
Policeman: Twenty.
Brandon: I’ll keep her occupied while you watch Rocky.
Policeman: Good.
Brandon: Banky, get your ass up. It’s time to watch more Rocky
Banky: FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
(Brandon drags Banky to the police car as the scene ends.)
Brandon: I couldn’t have said it better than that.
(Banky walks into the room.)
Banky: Ugh. Brandon, what are you doing?
Brandon: The narrator guy said I was about to watch a movie. Don’t you pay attention?
Banky: I try to ignore him.
Brandon: You shouldn’t. He has some valuable information.
Banky: I don’t have time for that. So what are you going to be watching?
Brandon: The entire Rocky series.
Banky: Again, you watched them all last week.
Brandon: Yes, but I’m watching them for a different reason this time. This time I will be studying how to manage instead of studying how to be a great fighter. I’ll just get all my notes from Mick.
Banky: I hate the Mick character. Burgess Meredith is so overrated as an actor.
(Brandon pulls out a gun and points it at Banky.)
Banky: HOLY SHIT. Put the gun down. What the fuck are you doing?
Brandon: Take back what you said about Burgess Meredith.
Banky: I take it back. I take it back.
Brandon: Good. I thought I was going to have to pop a cap in your skull. Why don’t you sit down and watch some Rocky with me?
Banky: Okay.
(Brandon and Banky watch Rocky for the next few hours.)
Brandon: Wow, did you see all that great stuff Mickey did for Rocky? It’s a shame that Rocky didn’t win that fight though. It’s also a shame that they shot down the rematch.
Banky: You know damn well there is going to be a rematch. You’ve seen these movies hundreds of times.
Brandon: Thanks for spoiling it, Banky. I wonder how old Mick will motivate him for the sequel then.
(Time goes by again and they have now finished Rocky II.)
Brandon: I can’t believe Rocky knocked him out in the 15th round. He wouldn’t have gotten anywhere without Mickey though.
Banky: They should have called that fight about ten rounds earlier.
Brandon: You’re crazy. I don’t know how Mickey can top that performance.
Banky: I think he gives his best performance in Rocky III.
Brandon: Why do you say that?
Banky: Because he di….
Brandon: Quiet, the movie is starting.
(They get through the first part of Rocky III)
Brandon: (crying.) I can’t believe Mick is really dead. Who is going to help Rocky get revenge on Clubber Lang? All hope is lost.
Banky: You fucking know that Apollo Creed helps him.
Brandon: Apollo wouldn’t help Rocky. They are enemies. That would be crazy.
(They finish Rocky III.)
Brandon: WOW, did you see that? Apollo helped Rocky train and beat Clubber Lang. Maybe I should get my managing skills from Apollo instead. He is unbeatable. Nothing can stop him. Put in Rocky IV.
Banky: Good grief.
Brandon: Gimmick infringement.
(They finish the first part of Rocky IV.)
Brandon: (crying.) The big Russian guy killed Apollo. How could he? He’s going to pay. Rocky will kick your ass. He’ll beat you.
Banky: You knew it was going to happen.
Brandon: Quiet, I’m trying to watch the movie.
(They finish Rocky IV.)
Brandon: In your face, big Russian guy. Rocky beat your ass.
Banky: Rocky was fucking massacred the whole fight and got lucky in the end.
Brandon: Rocky was playing possum. Did you hear that speech? I think he put an end to the Cold War.
Banky: No, he didn’t. Jesus, just put in Rocky V so we can get these over with.
(They finish the first part of Rocky V.)
Brandon: Rocky’s kid grew up fast. Rocky is managing now. I should be like Rocky. He hasn’t died yet. Hey, did you see Mickey as a ghost or whatever. That was so fucking cool.
Banky: This movie is fucking terrible.
Brandon: Shut up.
(They finish Rocky V.)
Brandon: Did you see that awesome street fight. Rocky kicked Tommy Gunn’s ass. He then punched that asshole black guy in the face. Mickey was helping him and everything. It was great.
Banky: Somebody shoot me.
(Brandon pulls out his gun.)
Banky: I was joking. Put the last movie in.
(They finish the first part of Rocky Balboa.)
Brandon: Wow, Rocky is going to come back and kick this little black guy’s ass. He even has Apollo Creed’s old manager helping him again. Nothing will stop Rocky from being the champ.
Banky: It’s just an exhibition fight.
Brandon: He’s still the champ to me.
(The finish Rocky Balboa.)
Brandon: I can’t believe he lost. He didn’t care though. I think it’s fitting though since he lost in the first Rocky. Wow, this really is the greatest film series ever.
Banky: I think I’ll disagree.
(Brandon shoots Banky in the leg.)
Banky: FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Brandon: You deserved it. I can’t wait to pattern my managing skills after Mickey, Apollo, Duke, and Rocky. Alex Kiseragi will be unbeatable with me as his manager.
(Banky is still jumping around cussing and screaming at being shot.)
Banky: You fucking shot me.
Brandon: Stop complaining. Next time it will be in the head.
(A knock is heard at the door.)
Brandon: I’ll get it.
(Brandon opens the door to see a policeman.)
Policeman: A gunshot was reported coming from this house. Is everything alright?
Brandon: Yeah, I shot my cousin in the foot.
Policeman: Was it an accident?
Brandon: No, it was on purpose.
Policeman: Why did you do such a thing?
Brandon: He didn’t think Rocky was the greatest film series ever.
Policeman: What?
(The Policeman pulls out his gun and shoots Banky in the other leg.)
Policeman: He got what he deserved.
Brandon: Exactly what I thought.
Policeman: I think I’ll go home and watch the Rocky series right now.
Brandon: Great idea. Can me and Banky come watch with you?
Policeman: Sure. Wait, my youngest daughter is coming to visit. Maybe I shouldn’t watch then.
Brandon: How old is she?
Policeman: Twenty.
Brandon: I’ll keep her occupied while you watch Rocky.
Policeman: Good.
Brandon: Banky, get your ass up. It’s time to watch more Rocky
Banky: FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
(Brandon drags Banky to the police car as the scene ends.)
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