Post by Jet Somers on Aug 19, 2014 3:42:01 GMT -5
If you gotta get a cheap 9.99 pop, or a cheap pop for anything, might as well have Hogan do it.
Zig vs Miz
Not a bad match... for a Raw. Could have used more big spots. Both of these guys are capable of more.
Pai J Lee
Whenever I could move my head right or left to get around my raging erection, I couldn't help but notice that a fucking Diva's Championship match had more big spots than the Intercontinental match.
I <3 Paige
STING!!!!
1980s era rivalry
I seriously want to wrap Lana's legs around my head like six times. SHAT TUP. Lana is like the Melisandre of WWE. FORR NIGHT IS LONG, AND FULL UFF TERRORRRRS! LOL Swagger passed out. Lame
HHH's BDSM Pool Boy vs A 14 year old Boy with Hyperactivity Disorder having a Seizure
~sigh~ so this is how they are going to involve everyone who should have been on this PPV and wasn't. This... this match is actually pretty good. Only complaint I have so far is how can so many guys who hate each other not be brawling with one another? This is a formula for chaos that isn't being used. I like all the lumberjacks going into the crowd, had to be a good moment for fans. FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME
Wyatt vs Jeriatric
Jericho fucking punched his hat. His hat. This match is about as entertaining as anything with Bray, but so far nothing is setting it apart. Hell yea Wyatt wins.
StephaBrie
Brie Bella has a giant forehead. Oh look, Nikki turned. I literally fell asleep during this one.
And I'm going to call it a night and watch the rest tomorrow.
Zig vs Miz
Not a bad match... for a Raw. Could have used more big spots. Both of these guys are capable of more.
Pai J Lee
Whenever I could move my head right or left to get around my raging erection, I couldn't help but notice that a fucking Diva's Championship match had more big spots than the Intercontinental match.
I <3 Paige
STING!!!!
1980s era rivalry
I seriously want to wrap Lana's legs around my head like six times. SHAT TUP. Lana is like the Melisandre of WWE. FORR NIGHT IS LONG, AND FULL UFF TERRORRRRS! LOL Swagger passed out. Lame
HHH's BDSM Pool Boy vs A 14 year old Boy with Hyperactivity Disorder having a Seizure
~sigh~ so this is how they are going to involve everyone who should have been on this PPV and wasn't. This... this match is actually pretty good. Only complaint I have so far is how can so many guys who hate each other not be brawling with one another? This is a formula for chaos that isn't being used. I like all the lumberjacks going into the crowd, had to be a good moment for fans. FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME
Wyatt vs Jeriatric
Jericho fucking punched his hat. His hat. This match is about as entertaining as anything with Bray, but so far nothing is setting it apart. Hell yea Wyatt wins.
StephaBrie
Brie Bella has a giant forehead. Oh look, Nikki turned. I literally fell asleep during this one.
And I'm going to call it a night and watch the rest tomorrow.