Post by DrunkenBuzzsaw on Sept 18, 2014 19:38:17 GMT -5
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. John Cena Lesnar - more of the same. Suplex City, dominance.
WWE United States Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro Sheamus - because no matter how good Cesaro is, the writers are morons
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz The Mix - Because Ziggler is terrible, and he definitely isn't awesome
Triple threat: WWE Divas Championship: Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella Page - Because I don't see AJ hanging around long, and Bella sucks (but looks chestilicious while doing so)
Mark Henry vs. Rusev Rusev - Put Henry and Show back together already
WWE Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Gold and Stardust The Dusts - fuck Rikishi for having such boring fucking spawn
Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton Orton - Jericho isn't a title threat, and they'll need a challenger for Reigns when they ultimately have him be the one to beat Brock
Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins Reigns - need uber face challenger after Cena gets beat, and Rollins will still have his briefcase
2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
Post by Eden Morgan on Sept 18, 2014 22:12:48 GMT -5
A Wyatt-less PPV? YES! YES! YES!
Hey, if Steph can steal it, so can I. Moving along...
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. John Cena Want: John Cena. I don't even feel bad about wanting him to win anymore, I despise Lesnar and Heyman so much they've almost made me a Cena fan. Expect: Fucktard Lesnar. I'll skip that match like I did their last one.
WWE United States Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro Want: Sheamus. Am I the only one who doesn't like Cesaro? Expect: Sheamus. Cause fuck Cesaro.
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz Want: Damien Mizdow. How awesome would it be if the stunt double stole the title right from under Miz's nose?! The fit Miz would pitch would be EPIC. Expect: Dolph Ziggler. Because WWE can't come up with these great ideas themselves.
Triple threat: WWE Divas Championship: Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella Want: A hardcore match. Actually, make it a TLC match. With staple guns. Cause staple guns + implants = first couple rows soaked and not just in Bella tears! Expect: Really don't give a shit. Bathroom break. Probably AJ Punk, I mean Lee. Expect to be disappointed because there are no staple guns to be had and WWE decides to be predictable by having Brie come out and cost Nikki the match. Next PPV we'll see a sister war. Still with no staple guns.
Mark Henry vs. Rusev Want: Bad News Barrett to show up and whip both their asses. Or let's do a legit Russia vs USA and have Putin vs Obama. Putin should totes give Obama a head start, like Obama gets the first 3 hits for free, cause you know, Obama = pussy. Expect: Disappointment. All around. None of the above happens. Sad day.
WWE Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Gold and Stardust Want: Cody to snap the fuck out of it. Fuck this stupid Dustbunny shit. Expect: Usos. I'm hoping it's the Usos. Why? Because awarding the Dustbunnies a title lends legitimacy to this ridiculous angle/gimmick. It deserves none.
Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton Want: Jericho's jacket to short out during his entrance and it to display a giant glowing middle finger on his back with the words "Fuck Orton" going down his arms. Or for him to enter to the Disney parade of lights theme. Either or. Expect: Orton. Someone said it earlier, there's no reason for Jericho to win this, no real storyline for it, and every reason for Orton to. Plus Orton needs to redeem himself from getting pwned so badly by Reigns.
Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins Want: Roman Reigns. Oh, you meant who I want to win? Well that's still my answer Expect: Roman Reigns. He's the badass hero who's going to take down that douchebag world champ who sounds like he just hit puberty. And Seth Rollins continues to look great in bondage gear. Hallelujah and Ramen.
First Female World Champ (4x) First Female Grand Slam Champ Massive Melee winner 2013/14 High Roller's winner 2014 Cooperative Champ w/Zane Scott Cooperative Champ w/Gabriel Baal Cooperative Champ w/ Jet Somers Cooperative Champ w/ Donovan Hastings Cross-Hemisphere Champ, IYH 2016 Chaos Champ, BG 2017
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. John Cena Want: Brock Lesnar, because of Paul Heyman. His promo work alone has made this feud. Prediction: Cena, because the writers are complete morons. My subscription to the Network ran out a couple of weeks ago. I swear to Christ, if Cena wins...I am NOT renewing it.
WWE United States Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro Want: Cesaro, because there's something that I detest about Sheamus. I cannot for the life of me explain what it is, I just really dislike the guy. He seems like a bad person, somehow. Prediction: Sheamus, because they totally shit the bed on Cesaro. They had lightning in a bottle, and they completely threw it away.
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz Want: The Miz, because Ziggler is a pitiful ripoff of Billy Gunn. The Miz, on the other hand, is AWESOME! Prediction: Miz wins, and Ziggler goes back to his Spirit Squad gimmick.
Triple threat: WWE Divas Championship: Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella Want: AJ Lee, and also for the goddamn crowd to stop chanting her husband's name when she's out there. He's not coming back, you ass-clowns, and she deserves so much better than that kind of treatment. Prediction: They'll probably put Nikki over, so they can keep shoving her deplorable sibling rivalry storyline down our throats. Then when people don't give a damn about it, the so-called experts will say it's because women's wrestling is no good. Well, fuck you experts! There's a ton of brilliant women wrestlers out there, it's the fact that dipshit fans don't pay attention and chant the name of a Quit Bitch for no fucking reason instead.
Mark Henry vs. Rusev Want: Jack Swagger to seriously beat the fuck out of Rusev. That's all, they don't even get to start the match; Swagger comes out of nowhere with a barbed wire bat and hits Rusev in the fucking face. Then smacks Lana on the ass and tells HER to "sha-tahp!" That's right, I've totally become a Swagger mark because of all this. Prediction: Probably Rusev wins, because they're still pushing this douchebag to the moon. Also, I just want to point out how dreadfully awful Mark Henry has been on the mic. Why does he have a job?!
WWE Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Gold and Stardust Want: The Dust Brothers, because of the same reason Chad said. The Usos' dad was lame as fuck, and so are they. I wouldn't have thought it was possible for high-flying babyface twin brothers to be so dreadfully dull, but they sure proved me wrong. Prediction: The Usos will probably win, so they can justify printing up all of that merchandise that nobody buys.
Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton Want: The Apex Predator to punt Jericho's skull into the upper deck. Prediction: Probably what I predicted. Jericho is scheduled to leave in order to promote his autobiography and probably host more lame VH1 shows. Giving Orton back some of his street cred and making him look dangerous by taking out a babyface is a great way to make him relevant. He needs the win after dominating Reigns and costing himself the win at SummerSlam by getting too cocky. They've teased a return to supervillian mode for awhile now. This is the perfect opportunity to have him built back up to being dangerous.
Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins Want: Mr. Money in the Bank, because it's shockingly obvious that the Roman Empire is ready to fall before it even got going. Rome wasn't built in a day, and Mr. Reigns has a long fucking way to go before he can be considered a big-name talent. Prediction: Dean Ambrose will probably return and try to interfere, which might backfire. Oh, who am I kidding? Reigns will win easily, leading to a post-match beatdown by Rollins and the Director of Chokeslams. Then and only then will Mean Dean return and be a glorious vengeful spirit all full of bloodlust and general badassery, seeking revenge.
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Lord Hastings on Sept 19, 2014 10:49:48 GMT -5
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. John Cena Want: Brock Lesnar, because otherwise what was the point? Prediction: Cena, because what WWE has taught us is that Cena losing means nothing. At this point I expect that Brock could rip off Cena's leg and beat him with it, and Cena would rise above, grow another one, connect with his finisher/first move of the match and win.
WWE United States Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro Want: Cesaro. I actually think Sheamus would make a good filler challenger for Brock. Prediction: Sheamus.
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz Want: Indifferent. Prediction: Miz
Triple threat: WWE Divas Championship: Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella Want: Paige. We need to save B's subscription and this is probably the best chance we have. Prediction: Nikki
Mark Henry vs. Rusev Want: Rusev, and then we go to a Cena/Rusev feud because it will be interesting to see who the crowd supports. Prediction: Rusev
WWE Tag Team Championship: The Usos (c) vs. Gold and Stardust Want: The Dust Brothers Prediction: The Dust Brothers
Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton Want: Jericho, because I'm generally disinterested by Orton. Prediction: Orton, because Jericho really should lose on the way out.
Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins Want: to know why we got a clean finish on RAW and will probably get some sort of hot mess here. Prediction: DQ finish
Post by Harley Addams on Sept 20, 2014 0:09:26 GMT -5
Divas: I miss Emma. But then I miss Santino too. Miss Lee is gunna wanna do that baby thing soon (plus her husband is suing the company she works for). Paige is just missing a stripper pole the way her routine is going. Bella is what's wrong in wrestling and in Corp culture. Conclusion: who cares. I wanna see staple guns too. Get those Australian Jackass chicks to wrestle. Now its on!
The Dust Brothers.... just make it weird. .. make it oh sooo weird
Emm... Mr Orton. Show me dangerous. Show me Apex Predator. Rip him in two and mop the mat with his guts. *girl sighs* god he's pretty to watch
Seth vs Reigns. I want high flying Seth to do some of his crazy stuff again. Who knows/cares.
In short the writers suck so bad I feel for the wrestlers.