Post by Jet Somers on Oct 9, 2014 2:50:58 GMT -5
Usos vs Dusts
This started out formulaic, but eventually turned into a good match. Usos broke out of their boring face shit finally, and Dust Brothers kept the fuck up. I hate schoolboy wins, but I'm damn glad the Usos are done... for now.
Sheamus vs Cesaro
Yawn. My friend says if you spoo on Sheamus' face, it would be darker than his skin. So Cesaro seriously should have taken this, as much as I don't like him. Sheamus never mounted an effective offense, yet pulled off his kick and won in the end. Cesaro outpeformed him in every way.
Miz vs Dolph
I fucking love Sandow. I also love the stunt double shit. It's hilarious. I could do without FUCKING FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE COMMENTATING. God dammit shut the fuck up. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few Ziggler fans around, and I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY THIS FUCKING MATCH. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE CREED OF COUNTRY MUSIC. FUCK NELLY. Florida Georgia Line just scared Sandow off. I hate wrestling.
HHH's Bondage Poolboy Promos Horribly
This is gay. Oh em gee it's Ambrose. I definitely couldn't see this coming twenty miles away. God dammit.
USA vs Russia
I want to die with this Russian bitch's legs wrapped around my head. That's all I care about this match. God she's sexy.
Divas
Lick. Lick. Lick.
John Cena vs Brock Lesnar
Shaping up to be another boring suplex match...
Well, Cena managed to get a little more offense this time... it wasn't a great match but it was better than the last meeting.
Fucking Eden Seth Rollins Morgan. What a stupid inert cash in. Ghey.
This started out formulaic, but eventually turned into a good match. Usos broke out of their boring face shit finally, and Dust Brothers kept the fuck up. I hate schoolboy wins, but I'm damn glad the Usos are done... for now.
Sheamus vs Cesaro
Yawn. My friend says if you spoo on Sheamus' face, it would be darker than his skin. So Cesaro seriously should have taken this, as much as I don't like him. Sheamus never mounted an effective offense, yet pulled off his kick and won in the end. Cesaro outpeformed him in every way.
Miz vs Dolph
I fucking love Sandow. I also love the stunt double shit. It's hilarious. I could do without FUCKING FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE COMMENTATING. God dammit shut the fuck up. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few Ziggler fans around, and I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY THIS FUCKING MATCH. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE CREED OF COUNTRY MUSIC. FUCK NELLY. Florida Georgia Line just scared Sandow off. I hate wrestling.
HHH's Bondage Poolboy Promos Horribly
This is gay. Oh em gee it's Ambrose. I definitely couldn't see this coming twenty miles away. God dammit.
USA vs Russia
I want to die with this Russian bitch's legs wrapped around my head. That's all I care about this match. God she's sexy.
Divas
Lick. Lick. Lick.
John Cena vs Brock Lesnar
Shaping up to be another boring suplex match...
Well, Cena managed to get a little more offense this time... it wasn't a great match but it was better than the last meeting.
Fucking Eden Seth Rollins Morgan. What a stupid inert cash in. Ghey.
