Post by andysavana on Aug 20, 2009 23:28:39 GMT -5
The scenes opens to Landlord standing in front of a giant crate marked “AIDS”. He then walks around to reveal another marking, “MALARIA”. He is almost scared but he continues circling it and then finds another marking, “THIS SIDE UP”. He continues moving around the four sides of the box and standing, leaning, on the other side of the box is Mikey Be Good Highness.
Mikey: You open the blank side and you let em’ roll. He pretty much knows the job and won’t stop until the job is complete.
Landlord: They will pay!
Declan: AH! MY DOODLE GOT BIT BY A SPIDER!!!!! !
Declan jumps out of the room with his doodle in his hand, and nothing else. Ted jumps from the couch and kneels in front of him to look at the wound.
Ted: I’m going to blow it.
Declan: o.0
Ted starts blowing southing streams of air on the wound as Dylan James nipples on what is hopefully an acorn, Beauty sleeps on the table, and a homeless man pees through the window.
Declan: Fix it!
Ted: I need to suck the venom out.
Declan: Wake up Beauty!
Ted jumps over the couch to get Beauty up but she is shit faced drunk and will not budge. Ted stands up straight and puts his hand up to his chin to consider the options.
Declan: My tag team partner!
Ted: FIDEL!
Fidel Cash Flow emerges from the restroom and stops to have a stare down with Ted.
Ted: What were you doing in the restroom with Declan?
Lanlord: A FUCKEN APE!
Out of the same nowhere that the previous line came from, an ape, emerges beastly style.
Ted: AN APE!
The ape immediately charges Ted and punches him through the window. Fidel charges the ape but is lifted up in the air and his head bitten off. Beauty sleeps as we fade away to a nice little French musical number that implies fapping.
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Outside a very simple man, old and frail, is leaning over a water fountain. The wind blows as kids run around in the park he is residing at the moment. The clouds block out the sun causing any glare that reflected off of the water fountain to disappear. This is the perfect situation.
Old Man: I am quite thirsty.
Above his head a personal airplane zips over. He doesn’t notice because the water is so delicious on a hot day and nothing could break his concentration now. He has lived a long life and fought Nazis so this is nothing but a cake walk.
Old Man: This is good water….
The old man continues to drink the water as the exposition of life continues on around him. He feels that he will never be anything but the great hunk of man he is. To be honest, he likes it, so do others.
Old Man: I love water and life.
His life has been great up until that point and nothing could possibly turn it around. You could tell him that Travis Roberts is the World Champion of GIW but he wouldn’t mind. He doesn’t even know what GIW is. You could tell him that Alex Kiseragi is in the main event but it would mean nothing. You could even tell him that Alex is teaming up with Brandon….but he would remain quite alright.
Old Man: I am really thirsty.
Nothing could ruin this moment as the sweat drips from his eyebrow. The sweat probably has something of greater meaning and my match on GIW rides on how well I describe this pointless peace of info. Well it’s a nice piece of sweat but it is already on the ground.
Old Man: I’m sweaty.
This doesn’t even take place in the same city as GIW which proves it is quite important…or is it?
Kid: A FUCKING APE!
An ape appears and eats his head off.
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Ted: I’m so scared!
Ape: MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ted: I AM SO AFRAID!
Declan: MOMENT OF CLARITY!
End Scene.
Mikey: You open the blank side and you let em’ roll. He pretty much knows the job and won’t stop until the job is complete.
Landlord: They will pay!
Declan: AH! MY DOODLE GOT BIT BY A SPIDER!!!!! !
Declan jumps out of the room with his doodle in his hand, and nothing else. Ted jumps from the couch and kneels in front of him to look at the wound.
Ted: I’m going to blow it.
Declan: o.0
Ted starts blowing southing streams of air on the wound as Dylan James nipples on what is hopefully an acorn, Beauty sleeps on the table, and a homeless man pees through the window.
Declan: Fix it!
Ted: I need to suck the venom out.
Declan: Wake up Beauty!
Ted jumps over the couch to get Beauty up but she is shit faced drunk and will not budge. Ted stands up straight and puts his hand up to his chin to consider the options.
Declan: My tag team partner!
Ted: FIDEL!
Fidel Cash Flow emerges from the restroom and stops to have a stare down with Ted.
Ted: What were you doing in the restroom with Declan?
Lanlord: A FUCKEN APE!
Out of the same nowhere that the previous line came from, an ape, emerges beastly style.
Ted: AN APE!
The ape immediately charges Ted and punches him through the window. Fidel charges the ape but is lifted up in the air and his head bitten off. Beauty sleeps as we fade away to a nice little French musical number that implies fapping.
***************************************
Outside a very simple man, old and frail, is leaning over a water fountain. The wind blows as kids run around in the park he is residing at the moment. The clouds block out the sun causing any glare that reflected off of the water fountain to disappear. This is the perfect situation.
Old Man: I am quite thirsty.
Above his head a personal airplane zips over. He doesn’t notice because the water is so delicious on a hot day and nothing could break his concentration now. He has lived a long life and fought Nazis so this is nothing but a cake walk.
Old Man: This is good water….
The old man continues to drink the water as the exposition of life continues on around him. He feels that he will never be anything but the great hunk of man he is. To be honest, he likes it, so do others.
Old Man: I love water and life.
His life has been great up until that point and nothing could possibly turn it around. You could tell him that Travis Roberts is the World Champion of GIW but he wouldn’t mind. He doesn’t even know what GIW is. You could tell him that Alex Kiseragi is in the main event but it would mean nothing. You could even tell him that Alex is teaming up with Brandon….but he would remain quite alright.
Old Man: I am really thirsty.
Nothing could ruin this moment as the sweat drips from his eyebrow. The sweat probably has something of greater meaning and my match on GIW rides on how well I describe this pointless peace of info. Well it’s a nice piece of sweat but it is already on the ground.
Old Man: I’m sweaty.
This doesn’t even take place in the same city as GIW which proves it is quite important…or is it?
Kid: A FUCKING APE!
An ape appears and eats his head off.
********************************************
Ted: I’m so scared!
Ape: MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ted: I AM SO AFRAID!
Declan: MOMENT OF CLARITY!
End Scene.
