Post by Killian King on Feb 22, 2015 14:36:06 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena
WWE Intercontinental Title Matc:h Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Goldust vs. Stardust
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige
Thoughts and Predictions
UGWC Heavyweight Champion of the World x 1 UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion x 2 UGWC Bedlam (Chaos) Champion x 2 UGWC Cooperative Champions x 4 (w/ Vain) 2015 High Roller's Match Winner
Post by DrunkenBuzzsaw on Feb 22, 2015 14:52:14 GMT -5
I just remembered that I can watch the WWE Network through the XBox One. No more being relegated to watching on a small-assed tablet for this guy. Score!
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan Want: Reigns to turn heel and crush Daniel Bryan Prediction: Either Bryan wins, or Brock interferes and makes the Mania match a threeway. Any ending that doesn't include Bryan fighting for the title next month may lead to a riot. Or another #CancelWWENetwork movement.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena Want: Kurt Angle to interfere and apply the ankle lock on both of them. Simultaneously Prediction: Rusev, because Cena winning the IC Title means he's not front and center in the World Title picture for an extended period of time. And God knows we can't have that.
WWE Intercontinental Title Matc:h Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett Want: BNB Prediction: Ambrose, and then we get to hear the term "Lunatic Fringe" even more. Sigh...
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins Want: Rowan to realize hes better with Harper, and leave the other two fuckers to be decimated Prediction: Ziggler is full-on raped in the ring, and yet still somehow wins. And then we hear how he just wont quit, blahblahblah
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Cesaro and Kidd Prediction: The Usos, so they can be someone relevant when they induct their fat-ass father into the HOF.
Goldust vs. Stardust Want: The match to just be a promo competition Prediction: Stardust, because the toon is awesome, and the Goldust character is played out
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige Want: Clothes to fall off Prediction: No clothes fall off; Charlotte appears and costs Paige the title
2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
Post by Holden Orson on Feb 22, 2015 15:59:37 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan Prediction: RR GO TO WRESTLE MANIA. RR WIN TITLE. IN WWE THE BIG GUY AK WAYS WINS. MUSCLES. Want: I don't really want either of them in the main event. Hate Cena all you want but he's way better in the ring than reigns and isn't running an underdog story and a ugly beard to success. Rollins has proven to be phenomenal. This could a been a spot for a Miz or a Kingston or a Swagger to shake things up. WWE is too married to the former shield, cena, Bryant routine. Ziggler! That's who should beat lesnar.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena Prediction: cena becomes champ Want: Cena to become champ. I think it'll do wonders for ruse to have a rematch with Cena at WM and win. It'll add some prestige to this second teir title as well. When your 16 world champ becomes the US champ, it seems real legit. Also Cena breaking away from lesnar and the world title is refreshing
WWE Intercontinental Title Match Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett Prediction: the lunatic fringes and gets disqualified. Then his music, which sounds like a car revving for some reason plays. Want: BnB to get injured and stay injured. Ambrose to get a hair cut and stop trying to act crazy just because he's smaller. You ever seen the fucker on the WWE originals from the network? Fucker is hilarious. Could be the next Jericho if he's stop wearing cowboy jeans with his emotions haircut.
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins prediction: Sting comes out, does extremely little, we all take off our pants and start stroking because e it's got darn sting. want: to take off my pants because sting is there.
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd predictions: b to complain for 5 minutes before, 5 minutes after, and although out the match that he hates the Usos. The reason why is that they wrestle too much and do a bad haka? Want: I like kidd and cesaro. I want them to have a good heel run.
Goldust vs. Stardust Predictions: these two get jammed into about four minutes of airtime because some stupid game promo eats their time. Want: a one hour broadway. 30 minutes wrestling, 30 minutes shit talking.
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige Prediction: I pee for the entirety of the match. Want: Miz and Mizdow is this spot.
Super bold prediction: Bray Wyatt joins Triple H and attacks sting. STING VS WYATT AT MANIA. NOT 190 YEAR OLD TAKER. MY PANTS COME OFF.
Last Edit: Feb 22, 2015 16:01:00 GMT -5 by Holden Orson
3 x International Jan Wnęk Cup winner (current) 2 x Akeem the African Dream look alike contest runner-up 4 x UGWC After-Hours Costume Party Winner (current)
Post by Dave Rydell on Feb 22, 2015 16:51:32 GMT -5
i could care less aside from the Ambrose and Barrett match. I am a huge BNB fan, so if he retains I'd be happy but I also enjoy Ambrose in the ring. He's funny to watch and he is due for a push. So I will predict BNB keeping the belt tonight and Ambrose going to 'Mania and winning it.
However I won't be watching this. I'll be watching walking dead. WWE Fastlane and all other PPV's should be renamed WWE Disappointment 1-12. That's all it is anymore. I have the network to relive the good old days where JR blurted out everything under the son just to call things a "car wreck"
Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Feb 22, 2015 18:01:57 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan Think: Tie somehow, gotta appease the IWC after all. Want: Reigns. Say what you want about him, he won the fucking Rumble. It sets bad precedence if he loses the shot at the next pay per view because a few arsehole fans didn't get what they wanted. Prediction: Brrrroooocccckkkk llllleeeesssssnnnnaaaarrrr gets involved, match ends in a double DQ/count out
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena Think: Cena Want: Russev. I don't mind Cena as a wrestler. I agree his Character is a little cookie-cutter, but that's as far as my disinterest in him goes. That said, WWE have a good thing going with Russev and his undefeated streak. I say they should keep it going till Mania 32, and then finally have Russev drop the belt to someone of the same Main Event status as Cena. Win, win situation there. Predict: Super Cena to kick out at two
WWE Intercontinental Title Match Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett Think: Ambrose Want: Ambrose Prediction: Solomon Crowe interjects somehow
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins Think: Drink Break Want: A bottle of Hoffbrau Prediction: hopefully the beer is cold by then.
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Think: Usos Want: Don't care. Prediction: Usos to win in a ten minute squash. There goes Cesaro's latest push.
Goldust vs. Stardust Think: Don't care Want: Don't care Prediction: Somehow the commentators will try to play it up as a big match, it's not. They know it, we know it.
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige Think: Another two minute Divas Match, ho! Want: Paige...oh, you mean who do I want to win? Still Paige. Prediction: another Divas match which could have potential, but will no doubt be hindered by a short time allowance.
Post by Eden Morgan on Feb 22, 2015 19:28:53 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan Want- Roman Reigns. Duh. Predict- some bullshit finish that allows Daniel Bryan into yet another thing he shouldn't be in. And by that I mean Wrestlemania will be. 3-way
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena Want: Cena Predict- Rusev. He won't lose that title, no matter how much he sucks, until Wrestlemania
WWE Intercontinental Title Matc:h Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett Want: I'm truly 50/50 on this. Love both of them. I'll be happy either way. Predict: a fantastic match
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins Want: Seth Rollins wins it all by pinning all these fuckers Predict: Ziggler somehow pulls it off even after a house lands on him in the ring. No I wasn't referring to Big Show, I meant a literal fucking house.
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Cesaro and Kidd. PLEASE!! Predict: I wish I could say that I see them ^ winning, but I don't and it makes me sad. I have no issues with the Uso's other than I'm ready to see someone new and I'd LOVE for Kidd and Cesaro to get a push.
Goldust vs. Stardust Want: This match to go the fuck away. Bring back Cody Rhodes! Predict: I don't even care enough.
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige Want: Nikki Bella Predict: Paige. Nikki's been putting her through too much hell to retain.
First Female World Champ (4x) First Female Grand Slam Champ Massive Melee winner 2013/14 High Roller's winner 2014 Cooperative Champ w/Zane Scott Cooperative Champ w/Gabriel Baal Cooperative Champ w/ Jet Somers Cooperative Champ w/ Donovan Hastings Cross-Hemisphere Champ, IYH 2016 Chaos Champ, BG 2017
Post by Lord Hastings on Feb 22, 2015 20:00:10 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan Want: Actually somewhat indifferent, to be honest. Predict: Non-finish that sets up triple threat.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena Want: Rusev Predict: Rusev gets DQed
WWE Intercontinental Title Matc:h Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett Want: Ambrose Predict: Ambrose
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins Want: It really doesn't matter. Predict: Rollins pins Rowan
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Indifferent Predict: Usos
Goldust vs. Stardust Wanted: This to happen at Wrestlemania Predict: Stardust
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige Want: Paige Predict: Nikki
And I'm actually intrigued by the idea of Sting/Wyatt, but only if Bray wins, which he probably wouldn't.
Expected Wrestlemania Card:
World: Brock v Reigns v Bryan US: Rusev v Cena Triple H v Sting Orton v Rollins Taker v Wyatt Diva Mess Andre Battle Royal: To be won by Sheamus Preshow: Miz v Mizdow
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan Daniel Bryan wins, or motherfuckers riot.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena Cena winz, lol
WWE Intercontinental Title Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett BNB, to set up the rematch at 'Mania
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins RANDY MOTHERFUCKING ORTON happens, to set up the grudge match with Seth at 'Mania.
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Cesaro and Kidd, as the hottest tag team in WWE today. Fact!
Goldust vs. Stardust An inconclusive finish, to set up a rematch at 'Mania for Goldy's retirement match. Sad Panda.
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige Paige, so we're all winners. She's fucking delightful.
Post by Seito Risa on Feb 22, 2015 20:32:09 GMT -5
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan
Roman Reigns. Because who in the hell has been paying attention to what the WWE Looniverse really wants when it comes to the writers? Hmm?!?!
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev vs. John Cena
Rusev retains. I say this for two reasons. One, Cena is being recycled for a short term until Brock decides if he wants to renew his contract after WM. Also Hogan has said he wants one more match. And for that match he wants John Cena. Cena-Hogan at WrestleMania
WWE Intercontinental Title Matc:h Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett
Love the push Barrett has gotten, however they really need to do something to raise Ambrose or he will be lost in a cloud of midcardishness forever. WWE does usually waist that kind of talent, but this time I don't think so.
Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan & Ryback vs. Kane, Big Show and Mr. Money in the Bank Seth Rollins
Frankly, this looks like a good match to go down to the store for a gallon of Rocky Road or maybe Tin Roof Sundae. Buncha big slow guys, some greasy douchebag (though he does make a great heel) and a former member of the Spirit Squad. Probably see a win for the Rebel Alliance here.
WWE Tag Team Title Match: The Usos vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Cesaro and Kidd. Also, Natalya will finally get the heck away from Kidd (or maybe that's Vice Versa?) And will end up taking up with Mizdow
Goldust vs. Stardust
Dusty comes to the ring and "getth all up in dey bidnith". Stardust wins, leaving Goldy and Dusty flat on the mat. Stardust goes back to Cody. In a stunning turn of events, Goldy reverts to Dustin and the feud continues.
WWE Divas Title Match: Nikki Bella vs. Paige
Nikki beats Paige. When the Twins start a post match beatdown on Paige, Charlotte, having dropped the NXT strap, makes a run in to save Paige. The feud continues between The Sisters Bella and The Sisters Pale. Nikki loses the strap to Charlotte at WM in a three-way dance which also includes Paige.
Brey Wyatt's recent commentary turns out to have been aimed at.......
STARDUST!!! Cody becomes the first new member of the New Wyatt Family.
Last Edit: Feb 22, 2015 20:36:17 GMT -5 by Seito Risa
Seito Risa: UGWC Chaos Champion:Won May 6 2013, Lost July 18 2013
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion:Won August 19 2013, Lost October 14, 2013
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion(2):Won April 27 2015, Lost June 8, 2015
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion(3): Won July 11, 2015
Post by Killian King on Feb 23, 2015 9:44:57 GMT -5
So let's talk about after thoughts... (Spoilers)
UGWC Heavyweight Champion of the World x 1 UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion x 2 UGWC Bedlam (Chaos) Champion x 2 UGWC Cooperative Champions x 4 (w/ Vain) 2015 High Roller's Match Winner
I thought it was interesting that the match of the night was the tag straps. Tysaro (I just came up with that. Fact!) are talented enough that they carried those dreadful spawns of Rikishi to a hell of a show. The superplex off the ring apron followed by a slingshot elbow drop was pure wrestling majesty. All hail the champions, long shall they reign. Fact!
Whoever wrote the review on Bleacher Report, their description of Orton's long awaited return, said he was "handing out RKOs like they were Halloween candy," I thought that was pretty apt. The crowd should have pulled an ECW and chanted "welcome back!"
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Killian King on Feb 23, 2015 13:34:54 GMT -5
Had it been NXT I'm pretty sure that's how it would have gone down.
UGWC Heavyweight Champion of the World x 1 UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion x 2 UGWC Bedlam (Chaos) Champion x 2 UGWC Cooperative Champions x 4 (w/ Vain) 2015 High Roller's Match Winner