WrestleMania Predictions

[Eden Morgan]

Alright, so because I slack-assed on that last bit of predictions before Massive Melee, I'm making up for it here, but instead of predicting our matches, you'll be predicting WWE's for WrestleMania. Same rules apply as far as points go, etc. except here, you won't be penalized for what you "Want" to happen (although I feel I really should for you Brock Lesnar/Sting fans). You will get one point if you predict the winner correctly. Also, there will be a match synopsis which will provide you with 2 points if you get it right. Write how you think the match will go, that's all.

As always, winner picks the super-freaking-OMG-it's-so-cool RP stip for the upcoming Synergy.


Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Want:
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Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Want:
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Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Want:
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AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Want:
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Sting vs. Triple H
Want:
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Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA
Want:
Predict:
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Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title:
Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c)
Want:
Predict:
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WWE United States Title Match:
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena
Want:
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WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:
Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns
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Predict:
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[Holden Orson]

I'm gonna reply when I get home but I was gonna post this also tonight lol

[Eden Morgan]

There goes Mainy, always trying to be like Eden. It's so cute

[Holden Orson]

No.

It was Wafer trying to be like Brit.

[Holden Orson]

Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Want: Big E and Kofi
Predict: Usos
Match Synopsis: Basically Everyone does their finishing move. Michael Cole says "WHAT A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT." We've already forgotten about them. Usos win, maybe Kidd and Cesaro. But if I were Cesaro, I'd never want to win at Wrestlemania again.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: All Four tag teams get in to an argument on the pre-pre show. They switch partners. Jimmy Uso and Kofi Kingston are the new Tag Champs.

Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Want: BRAY FUCKING WYATT
Predict: Undertaker Rolls to ringside in a wheelchair and still wins like an asshole.
Match Synopsis: This is going to be another one of those "Undertaker wins but Bray looks like a monster," matches.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: IRS comes back and helps Wyatt kick the shit out the undertaker. And they beat up Bo Dallas. Because fuck Bo Dallas.

Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Want: Yes.
Predict: Orton.
Match Synopsis: Might be the match of the night. Ortons been gone and this isn't Cena so seems really interesting. I want Rollins to lose them cash in MiTB.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: Orton joins Bray and IRS to make a new Wyatt Family.

AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Want: Mix vs Damien Sandow.
Predict: One of the divas gets a pinfall. We all die a little inside.
Match Synopsis: Talentless wastes take on "I do cool moves but I kinda suck" and "Im good in the ring but everyone else sucks so I suck". Talentless wastes win by shaking a titty or something.

Sting vs. Triple H
Want: Sting
Predict: Sting
Match Synopsis: As Transparent as it is, it kinda has to happen.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: Sting also joins the new Wyatt Family.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA
Want: Damien Sandow or the NXT superstar, depending on who it is.
Predict: Big Show or like... Ryback
Match Synopsis: A lot of people are in the ring. We're taking a piss so we dont see them get eliminated. The winner gets booked horribly for the next year.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: Zombie Andre the Giant comes back and wins.

Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title:
Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c)
Want: R-Truth
Predict: Ban at Wrestling Barrett
Match Synopsis: R-Truth makes me laugh 400000.7 times. 34519.7 Yes chants. BnB wins because they seem to be pushing it that way.

WWE United States Title Match:
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena
Want: Yes.
Predict: I really don't know. Cena?
Match Synopsis: Fuck all of you, this may be the match I'm looking forward to the most. Cena in an unusual role. a 15 time champion going for a mid-teir title. Cena has picked up his intensity and Rusev is underrated.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: Lana kills one of the Bellas.

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:
Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns
Want: NOT ROMAN REIGNS
Predict: Roman Reigns....
Match Synopsis: Roman Reigns gets booed hardcore. Vince still doesn't get it. This is his wrestlemania moment. Worse wrestlemania of all time becuase fuck RR.
Wafer's Ridiculous prediction: Axel Mania runs wild and he leaves Brock and RR KOed in the ring. No Contest.

[Eden Morgan]

Mar 26, 2015 2:10:02 GMT -5 Holden Orson said:

No.

It was Wafer trying to be like Brit.

Still cute. Also, your ridiculous predictions are fantastic, especially Zombie Andre the Giant.

[Lord Hastings]

Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Want: Cesaro/Kidd
Predict: The Usos
Did You Know: Los Matadores are still a thing!

Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Want: Wyatt
Predict: Undertaker
Did You Know: Bray found that urn he has in CM Punk's garage.

Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Want: Rollins
Predict: Orton
Did You Know: Jamie Noble is the person that won the ROH World Title from CM Punk.

AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Want: Indifferent
Predict: AJ/Paige
Did You Know: Nikki hates Brie. Brie lost a match and had to be Nikki's assistant. It happened about six months ago. Did you forget? Because WWE did.

Sting vs. Triple H
Want: Triple H
Predict: Sting
Did You Know: This was the dream match you ALWAYS wanted to see during the Monday Night Wars.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA
Want: Sandow
Predict: Sheamus
Did You Know: That some of the guys still had jobs?

Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title:
Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c)
Want: Ambrose
Predict: Bryan
Did You Know: Winning titles is passe. You just take it and run.

WWE United States Title Match:
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena
Want: Rusev
Predict: Cena
Did You Know: God loves America and hates foreigners.

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:
Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns
Want: Rollins
Predict: Reigns
Did You Know: Roman Reigns can create a boulder so heavy that even he cannot lift it.

[Zane]

Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Want: Cesaro and Kidd
Predict: Los Matadores
Match Synopsis: This match doesn't get nearly enough time and WWE goes for the cheap payoff by once again making Nattie look like an idiot, which allows the stupid little bull to distract Tyson and Cesaro, cause a miscommunication and lead to a pin fall win for the worst team in the match.
Captain Obvious Says: WWE still doesn't give a shit about Tag Team Wrestling.

Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Want: Bray, but only if it leads to a meaningful push. Otherwise they're just wasting the payoff.
Predict: The Undertaker
Match Synopsis: I agree that this match will make Bray look like a monster before losing, after which he'll jump Taker, Sting will come down to help him and they'll end up in a stand off after running Bray away. This will get up a geriatric Main Event for the next WM. (And I happen to be a big fan of both guys).
Captain Obvious Says: WWE will blow another big chance to turn Wyatt into a Main Eventer because regardless of the outcome, he'll disappear from TV for the next two months before returning as Husky Harris and being relegated to the upper low card.

Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Want: Orton, because I'm utterly fed up with "Heel cheats his way to victory" gig. It's overdone.
Predict: Rollins after aforementioned perfidy.
Match Synopsis: They beat each other stupid for fifteen minutes, Orton nails an RKO and goes for the pin. J+J distracts the ref while ShoKane (KaneSho ?) finds a way to "sneak in" and interfere under the idiot referee's nose. Orton RKO's J+J security, leading to Rollins hitting Orton with the briefcase, which he then tosses from the ring. Rollins curb stomps Otron once the idiot ref is no longer "distracted" and he gets the pin and the win. The Authority beats Orton up for a few minutes before Sting makes the save again, giving the later match with HHH a little extra heat.
Captain Obvious Says: We all know this match is going to have way too much interference in it, which will utterly ruin it,

AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Want: AJ and Paige
Predict: The Bella Twins
Match Synopsis: The usual crap. AJ and Paige will have a miscommmunication which will lead to the two of them brawling before one of the "insert chick with no talent and a boob job here" sisters, probably Nikki, getting the pin and the win.
Captain Obvious Says: WWE still doesn't care about the Divas, regardless of what slick Vinny says.

Sting vs. Triple H
Want: Sting
Predict: Same.
Match Synopsis: It goes back and forth, we see interference by The Authority, we see the sledgehammer and the ball bat, Steph gets a slap in for good measure which Sting sells like he's been shot with a howitzer, Sting kicks out of a Pedigree or two, HHH sells his frustration, tries to hit Sting with the Sledge one too many times, Sting ducks, drills him in the stomach, hits the Deathdrop and we're done. The Authority attacks, no one comes to help until the lights go out and when they come back on, Sting is mysteriously gone.
Captain Obvious Says: Sting has to win or the entire story line is pointless.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA
Want: Sandow or NXT guy
Predict: The Miz
Match Synopsis: The Miz will win by eliminating the last guy before him, Sandow after a low blow. After this Miz will demand that Sandow enter the ring, raise his hand and tell everyone how great he is. He harangues and insults Sandow until he finally strikes him, at which point Sandow goes apeshit on him and the feud is on. Sandow and Miz end up being separated by referees.
Captain Obvious Says: No matter what happens, WWE will waste a chance to push a new guy to the upper mid card or lower upper card.

Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title:
Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c)
Want: Ambrose or Truth
Predict: Barrett
Match Synopsis: We see a lot of high spots. Ziggler and Ambrose get distracted and go after Bryan instead of the belt. They take each other out of the match. Harper and Stardust take out what's left before Barrett somehow sneaks in for the victory.
Captain Obvious Says: Someone will steal the belt at the end of the night or WWE will do something equally as stupid to continue the erosion of the title's value.

WWE United States Title Match:
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena
Want: Don't care.
Predict: Cena
Match Synopsis: Again, I don't care. WWE is trying to relive 1985 and it's not entertaining now.
Captain Obvious Says: Rusev should win but won't and will become the next Alexander Koslov.

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:
Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns
Want: Lesnar
Predict: Reigns
Match Synopsis: Lesnar will make Reigns look like a beast. Reigns will kick out of at least two F-5s before taking out Lesnar with one Superman Punch and a spear.
Captain Obvious Says: Instead of using this match to curry favor for Reigns with the fans by having him take and dish out a beating before falling short due to Heyman interfering, they'll blow it, give him the belt and the fans will finish turning on him.
What I'd like to see: Reigns wins, the fans turn on him and he forms a new stable with Heyman and Lesnar. Heyman can make anyone look good.

[DrunkenBuzzsaw]

Only one Bella has had a boob job, Ad.

[Zane]

Mar 26, 2015 12:36:21 GMT -5 DrunkenBuzzsaw said:

Only one Bella has had a boob job, Ad.

They had to have some way to tell them apart. You certainly can't do so based on talent.

[Seito Risa]

Mar 26, 2015 12:36:21 GMT -5 DrunkenBuzzsaw said:

Only one Bella has had a boob job, Ad.

Lots and lots of pics or it didn't happen.



Someone hadda say it.

[>V<]

Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Want: Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Predict: Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Match Synopsis: The hottest tag team in WWE today (Fact!) somehow overcomes whatever stupid distraction happens, probably having to carry Rikishi's wretched spawns to a finish once again after the Usos blow yet ANOTHER spot.
The Jaded Smark Says: It's a big stupid mess of a match with no storyline going into it. The reigning champions almost always win in this type of situation. Chances are it'll lead to a crappy storyline feud going forward.

Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Want: Bray Wyatt
Predict: Bray Wyatt
Match Synopsis: A slow and methodical coddling of the old-timer, but one where he escapes from several pinning predicaments and/or submission holds. Eventually, though, the young buck and best goddamn overall talent on the roster finally manages to win. It'll be underhanded, somehow, so it's a "tainted" victory.
The Jaded Smark Says: WWE will probably try to avoid another #CancelWWENetwork trend by having Mean Mark win.

Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Want: An RKO for everyone!
Predict: An RKO for almost everyone!
Match Synopsis: Seth tries to run like a bitch after Orton hands out Diamond Cutters (shout out to DDP) to his whole crew of flunkies, but somehow ekes out a win somehow.
The Jaded Smark Says: This war is just getting started, which is odd timing because there's no believable way to have the feud end at WrestleMania as you would expect. I'm sure they'll end up booking a cage match or something for Backlash or whatever the next PPV is. I know they switched some things up this year and really don't want to go looking to see if that's one of the changes.

AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Want: Paige to do those crazy headbanging hair whipping headbutts and then roar "THIS IS MY HOUSE!" at us.
Predict: AJ Lee wrecks everyone, because she's the fucking Queen Bee. The crowd chants the name of some retired wrestler who doesn't care enough about his fans even though they're too dumb to stop disrespecting his wife.
Match Synopsis: A lot of blown spots by whichever Bella is in the ring at the time, leading to a bullshit finish which looks like hell and gives Kevin Dunn more justification in his hatred of women.
The Jaded Smark Says: Chances are, post-match, AJ Lee will beat the titties off of everyone, be they made of silicone, saline, or flesh. She might even kick the ref in the balls. Stop chanting her husband's name, you goddamn apes. She deserves better than all of this.

Sting vs. Triple H
Want: Triple H to annihilate that dork.
Predict: Sting wins, in some sort of stupid John Cena superhuman fashion.
Match Synopsis: A lot of stare-downs, fans chanting stuff, slow pacing. This will NOT be a scientific wrestling contest, there will be much tomfoolery about.
The Jaded Smark Says: I'm a motherfuckin' nWo fan. Sting bites nutsack. It's a shame that the best moments of the build to this match were the couple of times that Stephanie got involved. Goddamn, is she incredible at what she does. I will admit that it was entertaining that Sting had his baseball bat tucked into a sleeve pocket in his coat, when he pulled it out on Raw.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA
Want: Curtis Axel, because you cannot stop #AxelMania
Predict: Probably "The" Ryback. Ugh.
Match Synopsis: There will be a moment where we "forget" that someone was never technically eliminated, so they'll come in at the last second and win the thing.
The Jaded Smark Says: I'm holding out on the thin hope that Sandow can fucking snap on the Miz, and end up winning it somehow. I still have the mental image of that boiling rage and hate in his eyes a few weeks ago when Miz slapped him. That was fantastic, for shame it was linked to a retarded and unimaginative erectile dysfunction medication advertisement parody.

Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title:
Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c)
Want: Dolph Ziggler to retire or be fired. For real, I absolutely detest that guy.
Predict: Caffeine Free Diet Billy Gunn wins because people like him even though he's a shitty copy of a guy who was already really goddamn shitty to begin with.
Match Synopsis: They try to have exciting spots where dudes fall off ladders and shit, but they can't because the safety rules nowadays prohibit all that insane Hardy Boyz stuff we used to mark out over back in the deezy. So it all ends up rather dull but there's some comedy stuff from R-Truth which makes it an enjoyable match anyway.
The Jaded Smark Says: Dean Ambrose is completely boring, now. I cannot believe he burned out so quickly.

WWE United States Title Match:
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena
Want: Kurt Angle to return and destroy them both.
Predict: Rusev wins through some kind of underhanded nonsense.
Match Synopsis: Cena's big comeback fails when Rusev bites his nutsack or something. Fuck, I dunno.
The Jaded Smark Says: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:
Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns
Want: Brock Lesnar destroys that kid.
Predict: Brock Lesnar conquers that kid.
Match Synopsis: Reigns gets completely wrecked, yet somehow has the big comeback. Spear and Superman punch FAILS to earn a pinfall; Lesnar kicks out with authority, to his complete horror. F-5 for the win, and we see replays of Reigns's shocked face for the next year whenever 'Mainia is mentioned.
The Jaded Smark Says: Brock's new contract has a clause where he gets a big say in who he jobs for, I'm sure of that. There's no way he's lying down for that tattooed puppy. Not now, when they've invested so much into him.

[Holden Orson]

With the failing on the drug test, I don't expect Lesnar to job for him. He had a wonderful couple of interactiosn with Rollins. I bed he'd let him cash in MiTB on him.

[Eden Morgan]

Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd

Want: Cesaro and Kidd
Predict: Cesaro and Kidd
Match Synopsis: Even as I predict Cesaro and Kidd winning, I can also see WWE fucking up and giving it to the Usos. Other than Tyson and Cesaro, I don't really care enough about this to even watch. Los Matadores, really? Why are they still a thing? Or Big E and Kofi?

Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker

Want: Don't care (that's not to say I won't watch this match; I think it'll be absolutely entertaining, I just have no preference for winner)
Predict: Undertaker
Match Synopsis: This match will have two of the absolute best entrances of the night (Sting and Trips being the other two). As much as I'm meh about Bray Wyatt, I'm actually looking forward to this match. Wyatt will carry most of it and it'll look like he's going to defeat Undertaker, a lot of taunting and then Undertaker turns it around and wins. I'm hoping to see some sort of "pass the torch moment".

Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton

Want: Seth Rollins
Predict: Randy Orton
Match Synopsis: J&J Security attempt to interfere. RKO's all over the damn place. Seth gets a cheap shot in, but Randy ends up winning because he kinda has to. Besides, I think Seth will get his moment later.

AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Want: Bella Twins
Predict: AJ Lee and Paige
Match Synopsis: Bathroom break.

Sting vs. Triple H

Want: Trips
Predict: Sting
Match Synopsis: We all know how this is going to go, how it HAS to go. Sting wins and it will be a fantastic match. This is the one where I'll be in my seat from entrance to ending. Even though I know Sting's going to win it, I'll still be cheering Trips. I'm expecting to see the baseball bat, the sledgehammer, Steph at ringside, but Stinger taking it home despite all the odds against him.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA

Want: Either Sandow, Adam Rose, or the NXT star
Predict: Ryback. Ugh.
Match Synopsis: Don't really care. We all know they're going to squander Sandow, Rose and anyone from NXT who gets in there. So, I figure I'll take what will become a wasted opportunity to promote worthwhile talent to replenish my chips and dip and get another beer. Following that, perhaps read another chapter in my book.

Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title:
Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c)

Want: Ambrose or BNB
Predict: Daniel Bryan
Match Synopsis: R Truth stands no chance in this match. Neither do Luke Harper or Stardust (please go away. Quickly). Normally, I would say Dolph Ziggler will take this, but... Daniel Bryan. And to appease his whiny, demanding fans, WWE must give him something. Hence, this match. Which will never measure up to ladder matches with the likes of Dudleys, Hardeys, or Edge/Christian despite having the awesome Ambrose involved.

WWE United States Title Match:
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena

Want: Cena
Predict: Cena (please)
Match Synopsis: Cena makes Rusev tap like a bitch.

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:
Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns

Want: Roman Reigns
Predict: Roman Reigns!!!!
Match Synopsis: He can. He will. And I believe THAT! Sorry to break it to you guys, but Roman Reigns has GOT this. And after he defeats Lesnar, Heyman turns on Lesnar... and will then be a Reigns guy.

OR

Roman Reigns defeats Lesnar and then loses to a wily Seth Rollins who cashes in and takes the title. I can't hate on Seth for that. And Roman still won. I'm okay with this.

[Seito Risa]

Has anyone told WWE Creative that the F-5 is an outdated maneuver? It was chosen for the spinning effect Lesnar hits them with, and as it was the highest rating on the Fujita scale, which measured the windspeed and damage potential of a tornado. This scale is no longer used, it is now the EF (Enhanced Fujita) scale. So they need to rebrand that move, or better yet, give him a new finisher to go with his new contract and step it up a notch. He can still use the EF-5, or the Brock-oli or whatever you wanna call it, but it can be his bail out maneuver when he needs a break/they need to discuss what to do next.

Any suggestions for a new finisher for B.L.?