Post by Holden Orson on Mar 26, 2015 21:35:26 GMT -5
LOL
The Brock-oli
I wish he'd change his finisher to that, and not change his gimmik at all. Super serious beast blah blah... oh yeah, my finisher is named after a vegtable.
LOL
3 x International Jan Wnęk Cup winner (current) 2 x Akeem the African Dream look alike contest runner-up 4 x UGWC After-Hours Costume Party Winner (current)
Post by 'The Indestructible' Ichabod on Mar 27, 2015 1:56:50 GMT -5
Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: The Usos to go away goddammit. And Kofi to get a push out of this. Predict: Usos Match Synopsis: No one else in the match has a showing against Tysaro and Usos, Usos pull off a larger than life spot that looks botched and sloppy and like it hurts about as much as balsa wood breaking over your head, and win. Wouldn't it be cool if: The Uso's could do a proper Haka? LIKE JET DID YEARS AGO?
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker Want: Bray Wyatt Predict: Bray Wyatt Match Synopsis: As much faith as I've lost in the product (again), I feel like this could be Bray's 'Kurt Angle' spot with the Undertaker. Having carried the build up to this all on his own, he has put in the work and time. Taker chooses who he puts over. He chooses Bray. Wouldn't it be cool if: Undertaker became Bray's manager?
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton Want: Orton Predict: Orton Match Synopsis: I really feel like this match is going to steal the entire fucking show. These two are fucking artists in the ring, and I hope this fucker goes on and on and on. Wouldn't it be cool if: this was a straight up match with zero interference/foreign objects, to really showcase how bad ass Rollins can be?
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins Want: To lick them all. Predict: Twins (hello) Match Synopsis: Botchy wrestling, unnecessary grunts and screams, Paige sounding like a moron but still looking fucking hot as shit, misunderstandings all around, and the constant table turning and backstabbing that male fans understand are the cornerstones of female 'friendship.' Wouldn't it be cool if: these weren't pretty much the same four women at the top of the Diva's division in every fucking PPV since this time last year?
Sting vs. Triple H Want: Sting Predict: Triple H Match Synopsis: HHH's swan song. This will be his final glory, conquering the man, the myth, the legend, the hero of the masses since we were all baby marks. Sting will completely dominate HHH all match long, but H will finally put him down through good old fashioned cheating, as per his forte, and show him you can't beat the Cerebral Assassin. Wouldn't it be cool if: Stone Cold or Goldberg got involved? No? Just me? Ok then...
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA Want: Sandow Predict: Ryback Match Synopsis: I'm in the 'we forgot he wasn't eliminated' club for Miz, but Ryback will put an end to that shit. And we'll all snooze. Wouldn't it be cool if: this led to a Sandow vs Miz match in which the loser has to become the winner's stunt double for a year, and THE MIZ LOST?!
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c) Want: Ziggler Predict: Ambrose Match Synopsis: IT'S A LADDER MATCH AND AMBROSE IS LIKE, FUCKING CRRRRRRRAAZZZZZYYYY YOU GUYZZZZ!!!! HE'S CRAZY! CUUUUUHHHHHHRRRRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYY! (please believe us that he's crazy) Wouldn't it be cool if: Dolph Ziggler and Stardust created a tag team called "Ziggy Stardust?" Ok, props to my boy Phil Nations for that one.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena Want: Rusev Predict: Cena Match Synopsis: Rusev's train has to stop somewhere, and Cena is it. Because Murica. Wouldn't it be cool if: Cena lost, but barely, and actually took Rusev to fucking task in this one? And the loss drives him closer to the edge Bray Wyatt had him at? And Lana saw how good he looked against Rusev, and abandoned Rusev to manage John Cena, and ultimately led him TO FINALLY FUCKING TURN HEEL??? LANA WITH CENA??? Omg, I need to fucking write for wrestling.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns Want: Rollins Predict: Lesnar Match Synopsis: Lesnar is going to make Reigns look really really fucking good, much better than he actually is, but now that he's full time WWE, look for a continued, much more legit reign this time around. But Come on guys, you know you all want Rollins to cash in and be the one to do what Cena couldn't. Wouldn't it be cool if: Lesnar and El Mucho Gordo formed a tag team called Brock-Ole'!
Post by DrunkenBuzzsaw on Mar 27, 2015 10:22:35 GMT -5
Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Cesaro and Kidd Predict: Big E and Kofi Match Synopsis: Kofi will provide some high spots, Cesaro and Kidd will look great, and we will continually be told how great The Usos are. Natalya will somehow end up costing Cesaro and Kidd, and will run to the back crying. Drunken Ramblings: the Midget Bull will get involved, and then Hornswaggle will run down dressed in black face, shouting "New Day!" Over and over again. And the midget Melee of those two on the outside will be leaps and bounds better than the fuckin Uso's.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker Want: Bray Wyatt Predict: Undertaker Match Synopsis: Bray will carry the match, but Taker will win at the end to appease the crowd after last years result. Drunken Ramblings: Taker will look like me in the ring, but even though I'd love to see him choose to put Bray over, the WWE Universe made it known how they felt last year. Vince will attempt to placate them by having Taker win this match.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton Want: Orton Predict: Orton Match Synopsis: match of the night; Orton somehow manages to win after 348 people interfere. Drunken Ramblings: whoever the naked chick was that had one of her pics uploaded to Rollins' Twitter or Instagram or whatever...she should totally dance naked at ringside for the duration of the match. Because fuck PG-13.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins Want: Clothes to fall off Predict: No clothes fall off Match Synopsis: 6 minutes of Blah Drunken Ramblings: Id really like for clothes to fall off. But not Brie's. Because no. I'd very much prefer this match just be Paige vs. AJ. At least then we would see decent wrestling. Since it's not...clothes must come off.
Sting vs. Triple H Want: Samoa Joe to interfere and cost Sting the match Predict: Sting wins because whoooooooooo Match Synopsis: two guys that haven't wrestled much lately, but ultimate professionals. Match will be better than it should be, strictly for that reason. Drunken Ramblings: Steph needs to show them ta-tas. Sting can pray for forgiveness for looking after the event.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA Want: Mizdow Predict: Curtis Axel Match Synopsis: will be a clusterfuck Drunken Ramblings: Axelmania will be running wild, brother!
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c) Want: BNB Predict: Daniel Bryan Match Synopsis: will be good, but will fall far short from what I always enjoyed about the E&C/Hardys/Dudleys ladder matches. Bryan will win because fans want dumb shit and Vince will give it to them. Drunken Ramblings: Ambrose is boring as fuck now. Switch it up a little man, for fucks sake.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena Want: Rusev Predict: Cena Match Synopsis: Rusev will dominate, because apparently that's what he does. Cena somehow pulls it out of his ass. Drunken Ramblings: I'll Mark the fuck out if this turns into a rap battle. Cena was entertaining when he rapped. Now he's just the Hogan of this era.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns Want: Lesnar Predict: Lesnar Match Synopsis: Will be back and forth as WWE continues trying to get us to believe that Reigns is good. Lesnar just gets by him. Drunken Ramblings: Heyman will want Brock to finish Reigns after the match, but Brock refuses...because now suddenly he respects Reigns. Reigns then attacks Brock, and Heyman aligns with RR. Lesnar is made a face, and Reigns finally has something (or someone) that can make him interesting.
2018 Hall of Fame Inductee OWF PDA Champion (1x) OWF Tag Champion (1x - w/Meyhu) 2015 Pool of Blood Co-Winner Chaos Champion (1x) Cooperative Champion (3x - 1 w/Jez; 1 w/Cyp; 1 w/Somers) 2013 "In Your Hands" Battle Royal winner 13 Title Reigns in career
Alright, so because I slack-assed on that last bit of predictions before Massive Melee, I'm making up for it here, but instead of predicting our matches, you'll be predicting WWE's for WrestleMania. Same rules apply as far as points go, etc. except here, you won't be penalized for what you "Want" to happen (although I feel I really should for you Brock Lesnar/Sting fans). You will get one point if you predict the winner correctly. Also, there will be a match synopsis which will provide you with 2 points if you get it right. Write how you think the match will go, that's all.
As always, winner picks the super-freaking-OMG-it's-so-cool RP stip for the upcoming Synergy.
Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Cesaro/Kidd Predict: Usos Match Synopsis: El Dorito (yes i meant it) gets involved and then gets basically punted out of the ring, and it's a psychotic frenzy or new day business or the usos jumping around like morons, but cesaro swings them all back into obscurity. Random Thoughts - El Dorito becomes the new Cruiserweight Champ.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker Want: Bray Predict: Undertaker Match Synopsis: 'Taker puts Bray over insanely, but falls to the Eater of Worlds. Random Thoughts - Wyatt gets 'Taker in a casket and then he opens it. Poof, inside? Paul Bearer!!!! Then old school, one sleeved Kane appears but under the mask is the Undertaker!!!!! He then reshaves his mohawk and rolls his eyes back in his head. Because that's his thing.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton Want: Rollins Predict: Orton Match Synopsis: Best match of the night, and in the top 3 for match of the year. I want the curb stomp to take the win, but Orton will roll right and hit the RKO for the win. Random Thoughts - Truthfully, I wouldn't mind seeing an Edge cameo and we get a one night only Rated RKO reunion. Followed by Mick Foley popping his fat ass in to get beaten with barbed wire and put Edge through a flaming table.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins Want: A nap Predict: A glass of rum Match Synopsis: Boobs. Random Thoughts - Camel Toe.
Sting vs. Triple H Want: Triple H Predict: Sting Match Synopsis: This is going to be Trips final run. And I would like him to win this, straight up. I enjoyed his Hell in a Cell match with 'Taker a few years back, but this won't be on that level. He's lost it over the last few years. He's not corporate. But Stephanie did make this feud better. Plus, her boobs. I see this ending dramatically, and in the words of Michael Cole, in vintage fashion. Random Thoughts - Stephanie has a nip slip just like in '02 when she wore that sexy leather outfit and boom, big ol' titter fall out!
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA Want: Axelmania Predict: Jack Swagger Match Synopsis: Eh, this was good last year and SHOULD have boosted Cesaro's career, but it didn't. Random Thoughts - Monday night on raw the winner will claim he's a Paul Heyman Guy.
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c) Want: Dean Ambrose or Wade Barrett Predict: Daniel Bryan Match Synopsis: I really have been enjoying following this clusterfuck. And I'm glad they're attempting to bring some prestige back to this title. The last several years it's been, bleh. So, hopefully they don't fuck this up. Random Thoughts - Chris Benoit makes a really surprising comeback and cross faces everyone until they pass out. He pulls the belt down and we have a toothless champ.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena Want: DDP Predict: John Cena Match Synopsis: Because why the fuck not. Random Thoughts - Lana gets naked. Because she's hot. And I like her naked.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns Want: Brock Predict: Roman Match Synopsis: As much as I want Brock to win, I still think they are going to give Roman the belt. I can't stand him. Especially when he's in the ring and does the little head bob like he is about to throw up. He looks so uncomfortable during his entrance. Brock is going to make him look so fucking weak and then he will get knuckled in the mouth because apparently a jumping punch and a shoulder block to the gut is all it takes. Why didn't they tell John Cena that? Anyway, Roman will win, Seth will come out and think about cashing in, but won't. Random Thoughts - Samoa Joe comes out and is a surprise entrant making it a triple threat, he wins the title and goes back to TNA.
Post by Seito Risa on Mar 27, 2015 23:14:10 GMT -5
So...as usual these days, I can't get to sleep. Thus... I give my drivel of predictions.
As always, winner picks the super-freaking-OMG-it's-so-cool RP stip for the upcoming Synergy.
Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Someone who deserves it, so glad The Ass-sention is not involed. Predict: Big E and Kofi Kingston. Match Synopsis: Big E wins it for his team. Afterwards, New Day is given the same privilege as Demolition (and less so Spirit Squad) that any 2 of the 3 can defend the belts and they do not need to disclose the pairing until match time. Jim Jams: Cesaro and Kidd finally split after the title loss when Natty comforts Cesaro, who nearly gets his ribs crushed by Big E. Because...Fuck Tyson Kidd.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker Want: Bray Wyatt Predict: Bray Wyatt Match Synopsis: Yes, an upset. But this allows Mark to get more time off, and to perhaps have an occasional appearance as an 'advisor' for Bray, keeping Mark relevant but not in ring action Jim Jams: Uh oh. Raw begins with Bray celebrating his win over Mark, when the Masked Big Red Machine, having departed the services of The Authority, joins him. Bray, Mark and Kane form the Hell Hounds faction. This unfolds slowly, and in less jumbled mess than the addition of everyone for the Ministry. Bray is the in ring leader, Mark leads from 'afar'.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton Want: Randy Orton Predict: Seth Rollins Match Synopsis: Seth gets the victory off of interference from J&J Security. Jim Jams: After the match, JJSec announces it has taken an offer from a higher bidder for their security services. Seth starts to go bananas as Heyman walks in, makes a few comments and he and JJSec depart.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins Want: Charlotte Predict: Bella Twina Match Synopsis: Bellas gain the victory. In the process Paige is 'injured' causing her to fall victim to a submission. AJ goes ape nuts crazy and begins to pummel on Paige. The Bellas stand back and watch, and actually applaud AJ, who takes a bow before departing. Jim Jams: AJ attempts to draw the amorous attention of Roman Reigns backstage. He smirks at her, causing her to comment he is 'Like, so weird.'
Sting vs. Triple H Want: Sting Predict: Sting Match Synopsis: We all seem to agree that this is just how this has to be. Scorpion Splash and the Scorpion Death Drop. This will not be the last time these two do battle. There will be one more match (With Trips putting up his on screen position) against Sting at SummerSlam. Jim Jams: The Match at SummerSlam will be Hell in a Cell. Sting will win when the Hell Hounds intervene. Sting joins the group, giving the marks something to chew on. Hell Hounds does better than nWo Joke Pack.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA Want: Don't Care Predict: Heath Slater Match Synopsis: Why? Because that's just how fucked up WWE creative is. Also, Miz gets eliminated, Mizdow throws himself out as well, but lands on the apron above Miz, gives him the one finger salute and rolls back into the ring. Later he is eliminated by Slater. Jim Jams: We are then subjected to a summer of "Where do you hide to have your Heath?" commercials. Sadly no chocolate toffee bar is involved.
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c) Want: R-Truth Predict: Zigglesworth or Flying Goat Match Synopsis: Crazy action. Either of those listed above are capable of leaping from the top turnbuckle, hopping from the ladder, grabbing the belt and happily crashing to the canvas. Jim Jams: With Brock's contract, the IC and US titles will be receiving major pushes as they will be the defended belts, since Brock's contract allows him to continue working his 'Part Time' schedule. Thus, either Zigglesworth or Flying Goat will get the belt to draw the fan s interest and to attempt to put some value back into a belt WWE spent a decade degrading to the level of the European Championship.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena Want: Rusev Predict: Rusev Match Synopsis: The beatdown on John Cena continues. Why? Because Hogan wants to have one last match before hanging the boots up for good, and he has said Cena is his chosen one. Cena needs to be driven down a little to set up the come back kid story for his eventual defeat of Hulkamania and the passing of the torch. Jim Jams: Lana + Air Time = Ratings Gold. Book it.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns Want: Reigns Predict: Lesnar Match Synopsis: Brutal back and forth action. Ref slips on a banana peel that somehow gets into the ring, knocking himself cuckoo la-banza. Lesnar actually catches Reigns going for the Superman Punch and turns it into a Thunderous Brock-oli (F5) onto a steel chair that Heyman pulls from the ring, just before the brain scattered ref recovers and makes the slow, agonizing count as Lesnar and Reigns discuss where to go get steak and a baked potato after the show. Jim Jams: Rollins does not cash in. Instead he goes to the RAW and cashes in on Lesnar, who is not there. The official is forced by Stephanie to start the 10 count. Rollins then claims he is champion. This is an added attraction to the next PPV, where Lesnar faces Reigns and Rollins inside a steel cage.
Last Edit: Mar 27, 2015 23:21:44 GMT -5 by Seito Risa
Seito Risa: UGWC Chaos Champion:Won May 6 2013, Lost July 18 2013
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion:Won August 19 2013, Lost October 14, 2013
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion(2):Won April 27 2015, Lost June 8, 2015
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion(3): Won July 11, 2015
Post by Killian King on Mar 28, 2015 19:28:33 GMT -5
Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Predict: Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Match Synopsis: I can't stand two out of the four teams involved so it comes down to The Uso's who've been slacking as of late and "The Masters of The WWE Universe" are my favorite tag team in years, I only wish they kept Adam Rose as a member. Anyhow yeah, I see and hope they retain the titles, though scared with the lack of push they've been given.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker Want: The Undertaker Predict: The Undertaker Match Synopsis: Bray will carry this entire match, not because of Takers lack of skill, but because of his age and condition. Bray is amazing in the ring and he'll lake sure Taker leaves on a high note. I would be happy with either but Takers leaving the winner, maybe even a tombstone.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton Want: Rollins Predict: Orton Match Synopsis: RKO for the win.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins Want: Charlotte to get called up and wreck house. Predict: Aj Lee and Paige Match Synopsis: Bella's been on a high note as of late so watch for Lee and Paige to pick up the win after a cm punk chant.
Sting vs. Triple H Want: Sting Predict: Sting Match Synopsis: Triple H is going to work the shit out of him, possibly even a little stiff, but he's going to make Sting look great. Much like Taker, not that he can't but Trips knows the respect this man deserves. Look for an Undertaker-Sting teaser, though I don't ever see it happening.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA Want: Sandow or Adam Rose Predict: Ryback Match Synopsis: over the top, under achieving battle royal where no one gives a damn at this point. They could use it for some major potential but they won't. Cheap victory and no push for the winner.
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c) Want: Barrett or Ambrose Predict: Ziggler Match Synopsis: Dolph gets the dog shit beat out of him all match, and fucks up with a win, going on to feud with Bryan.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena Want: Stalone to get paid for this rip off. Or Cena to come from under the ring yelling "wolverines!!!!" Predict: Cena Balboa Match Synopsis: Have you watched Rocky IV? Then you know....
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns Want: Reigns Predict: Wayne has fucking melt down. Match Synopsis: much to the Rock's anguish... Heyman joins The Roman Empire.
UGWC Heavyweight Champion of the World x 1 UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champion x 2 UGWC Bedlam (Chaos) Champion x 2 UGWC Cooperative Champions x 4 (w/ Vain) 2015 High Roller's Match Winner
Post by Harley Addams on Mar 29, 2015 18:06:38 GMT -5
Kickoff Pre-show: Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles The Usos vs. Los Matadores vs. Big E and Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd Want: Mr. Langston and Mr Kingston to be recognized for their talents and to be given real shots. Cesaro went from King shit to a partner for Naty's husband. Lame Predict: Usos for marketing reasons Match Synopsis: Doesn't matter. What matters is the first half of this card should work on a few more crunches and a few less crunch bars. Yes, they're getting fat. Now, not Bo Dallas jiggly, but still, well on their way.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker Want: Bray Predict: Bray Match Synopsis: Bray will do his best to give a damn good show without harming Taker too much. Let him retire in peace already.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton Want: Orton to DECIMATE Rollins Predict: Orton (So that Seth can cash in that briefcase when Roman wins) Match Synopsis: Interference, sad interruptions, plot crap.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins Want: them to stop pretending this is called 'wresting'. Predict: bellas (cause they give the crowd virtual bj's) Match Synopsis: Anything short of AJ sitting at the announcers table while stripper poles are lowered so the other three can shake their ass for the audience, is less than many hope for. AJ of course would be sweet enough to wait for them to pick up their dollar bills from the mat before wreaking havoc. But, that won't happen. More hair pulling, grunting and taking way too long to enter the ring making sure to maximize their ass in the air is more like what will happen. Ah, I remember when Paige used to wrestle. Those were the days, right?
Sting vs. Triple H Want: yawn (sting) Predict: yawn (trips to enforce his superiority <- lame) Match Synopsis: still sleeping
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Konnor, Viktor, Kane, Big Show, Darren Young, Titus O’Neil, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Erick Rowan, Sin Cara, Damien Sandow, Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, a NXT Superstar TBD, others TBA Want: Damien Sandow (I'd prefer Goldie of course) Predict: Kane Match Synopsis: I want anybody other than Ryback or Fandango to lay hands on Goldust. Those two morons are going to get someone legitimately injured.
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett (c) Want: BNB Predict: Dean Ambrose Match Synopsis: hopefully a lot of ridiculous things from this group.
WWE United States Title Match: Rusev (c) vs. John Cena Want: Rusev Predict: Cena Match Synopsis: Cena is overdue. God Bless America. Shortly WWE should start up their USO touring again. It would be best for business. ONLY, when has the WWE listened to fans/marketing? (wait, they do when it comes to the usos)
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match: Brock Lesnar (c) with Paul Heyman vs. Roman Reigns Want: Lesnar to mop the floor with him until Roman wins Predict: Roman Match Synopsis: Roman wins bc Lesnar renewed his contract. He isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Time for changing of the guard. THEN, Seth cashes in and wins the belt!!