Black Axis '08 RESULTS

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

I wake up to find myself
After all these years

A shot of Declan Prescott standing tall in the Sentinel arena, holding the Global Heavyweight Championship high above his head.

And where all the time has gone
Still seems so unclear

Prescott hitting the Significant Impact on Andy Savana, into the steel ring steps.

'Cause there's no one else
Since I found you

The Global Heavyweight Championship belt.

I know it's been so hard
You should know

Prescott hitting the Perfect Play on Brandon Brown at Infinity and making the cover.

It brings out the worst in me
When you're not around

Aesc The Dark standing in the middle of a pentagram in a near pitch black room.

I missed the sound of your voice
The silence seems so loud

Aesc: I'LL KILL YOU!!!

'Cause there's no one else
Since I found you

The Global Heavyweight Championship belt.

I know it's been so hard
You should know

Aesc standing tall on the ladder and grabbing the briefcase at Infinity.

I spent all my life
Looking for our innocence

Brandon Brown gently kissing a small crucifix.

I've got nothing to lose
One thing to prove

The Global heavyweight Championship belt.

I won't make the same mistakes
Now I know

Brown forcing Prescott to tap out with the Crossface, while Glenn Burke has his back turned.

That everything will be okay
If I die tomorrow

Brown: You can never match me!

If I die tomorrow
As the minutes fade away

Aesc choke slamming Prescott over the top rope and out of the ring.

I can't remember
Have I said all I can say

Brown smashing Aesc with the Superkick.

You're my everything
You make me feel so alive

Prescott: I'm your Champion! And there's not a thing any of you can do about it!

You're my everything
You make me feel so alive

The Global Heavyweight Championship belt.

If I die tomorrow
If I die tomorrow

Aesc, Brown and Prescott staring determinedly into the camera.

The scene now cuts to the Conseco Fieldhouse, where thousands of screaming wrestling fans are ecstatically throwing the bodies into the air. "If I Die Tomorrow" is pumping throughout the building, as the camera zooms around the hordes of fans. The camera then turns to the entrance stage, as it is engulfed by massive amounts of pyro. It then swoops down onto Nicholas Vinegar and Daniel Hanson, both of whom are looking very excited.

Hanson: It's finally here!

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Nicholas Vinegar along with Daniel Hanson, who was, of course, referring to GIW Black Axis! We thank you for inviting us into your homes and we just know you're going to love what promises to be GIW's BIGGEST event yet!

Hanson: Oh my God, absolutely! Two Titles on the line! Sean Jensen looking for revenge from the man who put his brother in a coma! The debut of Rock Hard!

Vinegar: It's certainly going to be one heck of an evening! But we won't waste anymore time and, instead, just dive right into the action!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The arena goes dark and the sound that could scare even the toughest man begins to play. Lord Deathman appears at the top of the ramp on one knee in prayer stance, Misery standing close behind him.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Misery, from The Dark and weighing 370 pounds... LOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRD DEATHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Vinegar: This one isn’t going to be pretty as this man took out Sean Jensen’s brother and now Jensen prepares to go into battle against him.

Hanson: And Jensen stands no chance in hell of winning here tonight.

Vinegar: I wouldn't say that, but Deathman certainly does appear to be the favourite, here tonight.

Jensen suddenly attacks Deathman from behind on the ramp!

Vinegar: And look at that! Jensen does the smartest thing he can do and is attacking Deathman from behind for the early advantage as he is throwing lefts and rights as fast as he can trying to weaken his opponent. This is how Deathman put Levi Witham in the hospital and now Jensen is returning the favour!

Hanson: I have to agree with you, but it still isn’t going to help him.

Vinegar: I’m afraid you’re right, as Deathman has taken control of the match after he reversed an Irish whip into the steel post and it looks like Jensen is bleeding.

Hanson: And now the downward spiral of the match for Jensen is about to begin, as Deathman rolls him into the ring.

Vinegar: Well it looks like Deathman is in complete control, as he is now working on Jensen in the corner with elbows and punches to the face. Deathman goes to Irish whip Jensen into the opposite corner and Jensen attempts to reverse but is met with a clothesline. What a thunderous move, as it looks like Jensen just got his head taken off! Now Deathman, instead of going for the pin, has picked up Jensen and thrown him to the outside right in front of us.

Hanson: He is doing the smart thing by taking his time and hurting Jensen as much as he can.

Vinegar: Well it’s working, as now Deathman has thrown Jensen into the barricade and now just slammed his head on the steel steps. Deathman looks like he is trying to do the same thing he did to Levi to Jensen.

Hanson: No, really? Look, Deathman is smart for his size and is trying to take out Jensen just like Levi cause that means less competition for him.

Vinegar: I suppose you're right, but I can't say I endorse the sentiment. Either way, the match is currently in Deathman's favour, as he has rolled Jensen back into the ring. As Deathman goes to get back in the ring Jensen hits him with a baseball slide.

Hanson: Ouch!

Vinegar: Somehow Jensen was able to hit that baseball slide and now he just went and hit a SUICIDE DIVE!!! HE JUST RAN BACK INTO THE RING AND HIT ANOTHER!!!

Hanson: Come on Deathman, fight back!!!!

Vinegar: Jensen just went to the top rope and hit a SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO A STANDING DEATHMAN!! He now rolls Deathman back into the ring and hits a split legged moonsault onto Deathman and goes for the pin!!!

ONE!

Vinegar: And a kick out at one.

Hanson: See, even after all that Jensen can only get a one and Deathman is already getting back up.

Vinegar: Not for long though, as Jensen just went to the top rope and came raining down with a missile dropkick on Deathman and he goes for the pin again.

ONE!

TWO!

Hanson: There you go, barely a two count even after all that.

Vinegar: Jensen is starting to lose his cool, as he is now choking Deathman and barely broke it before the ref’s five count was up. He now, after a few stomps and punches to Deathman's face, has dropped an elbow.

Hanson: Come on Deathman, fight back already!!!!

Vinegar: Deathman is now to his feet as Jensen continues to throw lefts and rights to possibly slow down the monster, but it doesn’t seem to be working, as Deathman has just grabbed Jensen by the neck.

Hanson: What the hell?!?! That’s cheating!!! Jensen rakes Deathman's eyes and ref has done nothing!

Vinegar: No, he has admonished Jensen for his actions. Jensen now trying to chop down The Darkness with those stiff kicks to his legs that see at least a little effective and Deathman now has dropped to one knee, as Jensen now taking out his frustration on what happened to his brother on the man who did it. Throwing elbows like crazy I don’t know how Deathman is able to withstand this! Now Jensen goes off the ropes looking for a clothesline and gets met with a huge big boot!!

Hanson: Look at that!! Deathman is still very much in this, as he goes for a cover.

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: And a kick out at two and I have to say that Deathman isn’t a man but a monster. Now Deathman is looking to pick up Jensen, but Jensen is able to hit a jaw breaker, followed up with an enzuiguri to regain control and now is hitting Deathman with multiple clotheslines trying to take him down.

Hanson: But none of it is working, showing just how dominant Deathman is.

Vinegar: Jensen now looking for something new in a cross body and damn it! He gets caught by Deathman and is slammed onto the mat with so much force, as Deathman once again goes for the pin.

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: And Jensen just barely kicks out!! Deathman stands Jensen up and bounces off the ropes going for a clothesline.

Hanson: Here we go! Deathman is preparing to end it for Jensen right here.

Vinegar: Well your wrong as Jensen reversed it into a drop toe hold and now as Deathman is trying to get up hits a dropkick to his face and a standing moonsault and goes for the cover!!!

ONE!

TWO!

Hanson: And a kick out at two!! Like I predicted, no matter what happens, Jensen will not be able to put Deathman away.

Vinegar: Well now, Jensen is pumping up the crowd and feeding off their energy and now he charges Deathman and NO!!! Deathman reverses it into a Samoan drop. Every time Jensen starts to get momentum Deathman stops him.

Hanson: That’s a smart thing to do, as by doing that, you don’t give your opponent the chance to get ahead of you and maybe beat you.

Vinegar: Well instead of going for the three, he has picked up Jensen and whipped him against the ropes and it looks like he is going for a back body drop and Jensen some how landed on his feet!!!

Hanson: Look out Deathman!!

Vinegar: And as Deathman turns around Jensen hits a HUGE kick that knocks Deathman back long enough for Jensen to catch him with a hurricanrana!!! And now he goes to the top rope and a Flying forearm to Deathmans face. He goes for the pin!!

ONE!

TWO!

Hanson: Thank God! A kick out at two.!

Vinegar: Now Jensen is looking to pick up Deathman and what the hell?! A low blow and the ref didn’t even see it!!

Hanson: What low blow? I didn’t see anything.

Vinegar: I bet you didn’t, as Deathman now has lifted Jensen up over his head and tossed him into the middle of the ring.

Hanson: It’ll all be over soon

Vinegar: Deathman walks over to Jensen, picks him up and punches him very stiffly in the face. Now he bounces him off the ropes and this time he hits the back body drop!

Hanson: He is in pure domination and even though the fans are booing him, he is still just destroying Jensen.

Vinegar: Jensen now has been stood up and Deathman hits a clothesline that could take the head off a statue. Picks him up again and gives him a head butt and now an over head belly to belly suplex.

Hanson: He is calling for his finisher, this one is over

Vinegar: I hate to do so, but I have to agree, as Deathman is approaching Jensen.

Hanson: Bye, Bye Jensen.

Vinegar: WAIT! A SMALL PACKAGE ROLLUP OUT OF NOWHERE ON DEATHMAN!!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Vinegar: IT'S OVER!!! JENSEN PICKS UP THE UPSET WIN!!

Dennis: Here is your winer... SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

Hanson: He cheated! That was a fluke! The count was fast!

Vinegar: You know that you're full of crap, don't you? What the hell?!?!?! Deathman just grabbed Jensen by the throat!!!

Hanson: Get him Deathman!! Prove that the win was a fluke!

Vinegar: WAIT! IT'S LEVI WITHAM!! He has appeared from the crowd and has slid a chair into the ring right in front of him and Deathman has no idea what's going on or why the crowd is going crazy!!!

Hanson: He isn’t supposed to be here! He should be on the shelf from an injury!

Vinegar: It doesn’t matter, as Levi just hit Deathman from behind with a low blow and Deathman turns around after letting go of Jensen AND LEVI LEVELS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!

Hanson: What the hell?!?!?! Tt wasn’t supposed to happen like this!!!

Vinegar: Well it did and it is clear! Levi is back and he just got some revenge!!!

Sean Jensen: 4

Lord Deathman: 0

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Backstage, Chris Austin can be seen leaning against a wall, with the Hardcore Championship draped over his left shoulder. Only feet away, stands Hazel East, grinning broadly and clearly enraptured by The Next Great One's words.

Austin: And I think that's the difference between winners and losers. Don't you agree?

East: Totally, totally. You're so smart, Chris!

A slow clap can be heard nearby, as Declan Prescott enters the scene. The Global Heavyweight Championship is similarly draped over his shoulder. He stops clapping and smiles broadly. Austin's smile vanishes and he stands straight.

Austin: Hey there, Prescott. Calmed down after your little incident in your office earlier? If it's that time of the month for you, you should tell me. I'm always sensitive of a woman's mood.

Prescott: Really insightful stuff there, Austin. Did your crabs give you this ever so witty material?

Hazel takes a step backwards, obviously sensing the tension.

East: I have a match coming up. I better go...

The official turns on the spot and flees the scene, leaving only the two Champions.

Austin: Maybe it was Cara.

Prescott: Maybe it was McSkinny. I'm guessing he's the one that gave you that little love bruise on your chest too... or was that where Great White kicked the crap out of you?

Austin: I beat Great White... twice. The best you could throw at me wasn't nearly enough.

Prescott: Once you've met my best, you'll know it.

Austin: Likewise. You've only seen the tip of the iceberg and if you think I'll stop before that Global Heavyweight Championship is mine, you're dead wrong. Tonight I destroy Savage and after that, my sights are set squarely on you... and Cara.

Prescott's face flickers with annoyance, before he grins smugly and pats Austin on the shoulder.

Declan: Well then, I guess this is the beginning.

Austin: I guess it is.

Prescott exits the scene and Austin grins slyly, before the camera cuts back to the arena. "Trogdor" hits and Progdoor appears on the entrance stage. He pretends to blow fire, as a massive explosion of pyro erupts behind him.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from BURNiTOPIA and weighing in at 213 pounds, Mr. BURNiNATOR... PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!

The fans cheer loudly, as Progdoor climbs through the ring ropes and awaits the arrival of his opponent.

Vinegar: Well certainly some intense words between GIW's only two Champions. But by tonight's end, both men may have lost their Titles!

Hanson: If they do, it won't be without one hell of a fight.

Vinegar: Both Titles will be on the line later tonight, but right now, we've got some other business to attend to!

Hanson: Yay...

"Why Can't We Be Friends" hits, as Brandon McSkinny leaps onto the stage. As always, the arena is deathly silent. McSkinny notices this and begins energetically throwing his body all over the stage to garner some sort of reaction. The fans give no response.

Dennis: And the opponent, some skinny guy.

Skinny slides into the ring and clips his knee on the apron as he does so. He tries to stand, but is unable to.

Hanson: It's gonna be a long night...

Vinegar: The bell has rung and Progdoor is charging at Skinny, who can't even stand. Progdoor dives towards Skinny, but misses and goes crashing right out of the ring!!

Hanson: Oh dear...

Vinegar: And now Skinny is trying to pull himself up using the ropes, but it seems he doesn't have the upper body strength for it. Instead he's crawling towards Hazel East, pleading for help.

Hanson: She looks as disgusted by this, as I feel.

Vinegar: East certainly not being too receptive to Skinny's cries for help and now Progdoor is back in the ring!! He grabs Skinny and pulls him up, BUT SKINNY WITH AN EYE RAKE!!

Hanson: Progdoor isn't even affected and Skinny is clasping his hand and crying uncontrollably.

Vinegar: I think he broke his fingers, Daniel!

Hanson: You've got to be kidding me...

Vinegar: I wish I was. Now Skinny falls to the mat, the pain too much for him, as Progdoor swings his tail. But Skinny avoids the blow, because he fell to the mat! That's complete luck! But the momentum is too much for Progdoor and his tail goes swinging straight into Hazel East! Progdoor goes bouncing away from the referee, his tail in tremendous agony. Meanwhile, East isn't even affected!

Hanson: His tail isn't even real...

Vinegar: Well the impact seems to have bothered Progdoor all the same and now both he and Skinny are laid out on the mat. Hazel is starting the count! One! Two! Three! Four! Five!

Hanson: Tell me this isn't happening...

Vinegar: It's real, it's damn real! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!

Hanson: A TNA reference? And here I was thinking this match couldn't get any worse.

Vinegar: TEN! It's a double count out! The match is a draw!

Hanson: If you'd even call the abomination we just witnessed a 'match'. Now lets move on as quickly as possible.

Brandon McSkinny: LOL

Progdoor: More than Skinny. Whatchu gon' do 'bout it?!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The camera moves down a backstage hallway of the Conseco Fieldhouse. A gasp is heard, as the camera pans around a corner to reveal Dr. Professor and Obese Tony standing above two unconscious bodies.

Professor: My word, what has transpired here?

Upon further inspection, it can be seen that the two unconscious men are Robert Garland and Rock 'Devonte' Hard.

Professor: I say, these chaps have been attacked. Come on, Obese dear boy, we have to move them to the infirmary.

Obese: Can I have cake once we're done?

Dr. Professor: Yes, yes, I'll even add in a lollypop, old chap.

Obese picks up both the downed men on his own and begins charging towards the infirmary. Dr. Professor dashes after him, as the camera returns to a perplexed looking Nicholas Vinegar and Daniel Hanson.

Vinegar: Someone has attacked Robert Garland and Rock Hard!

Hanson: I bet it was Professor. He's been shady since day one and he was even at the crime scene!

Vinegar: Dr. Professor is a good man, who's always trying to help out! Besides, I hardly think he would have the power to knock out two men, such as Devonte and The Original Badger. I think a wrestler has to be responsible for this.

Hanson: Skinny.

Vinegar: Oh, please. But I' more concerned about what this means for the scheduled match that was supposed to occur between those two men!

Hanson: The sweetest words in the English language: 'card subject to change!'

Vinegar: I was looking forward to the match, but I guess nothing can be done about it now. We'll keep you updated on the situation as we can, folks. But for now, all we can do is move onto the next bout!

At that moment, "Slither" by Velvet Revolver hits and Big B Brown walks down the aisle. A mixed reaction of boos and cheers from the fans ensues.

Dennis: The following match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing in at 500 pounds, BIG....B...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!

Vinegar: And Brandon Brown isn't accompanying B, here. The two Brown cousins did make a deal that they'd help each other out tonight, but it seems Brandon wasn't serious about it.

Hanson: And just what does 'help out' mean? 'Break the rules'? 'Prove to everyone they can't make it by themselves'?

Vinegar: No, they're the words I'd use to describe Declan Prescott.

Hanson: You'll pay for your insolence!

Brown enters the ring via the steps and then thumps his chest as his music stops.

Suddenly, a traditional Japanese song plays and Komosube enters the stage. Aragato is by his side the two are met with an equally mixed reaction, as Big B was.

Dennis: And, being accompanied by Aragato, from Kyoto, Japan and weighing in at 409 pounds, KOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOSUUUUUUUUUBE!!!

Komosube enters the ring, eating a bowl of rice. But before the bell rings, Big B attacks him, knocking his rice all over the place.

Vinegar: And here we go! Big B Brown verse Komosube! A battle of the heavyweights! Big B in control, huge chop to Komo's chest. Another chop. But wait... they don't seem to be doing much...

Hanson: You're right, Komo looks unaffected. Now Komo hits a huge clothesline on Big B! But it didn't effect him!! This is ridiculous...

Vinegar: Now Big B kicks Komo in the gut, and look at this, he's going for a gut wrench.

Hanson: No, that's not happening. Komo now, with a HUGE head butt, and now Big B looks woozy!

Vinegar: Komo runs off the ropes, and NO! Big B got his boot up. BUT KOMO ISN'T OFF HIS FEET!! Big B continues the assault and lands a right fist into Komo. Now he looks for a DDT! Komo is able to punch his way free and whips the giant B into the ropes. B comes back into a MASSIVE shoulder block from Komo, but it isn't enough to knock him down!

Hanson: Jeez, what is it going to take to knock one of these guys over?!

Vinegar: A whole lot of power, that's the best I can give you. And Komo is attempting to muster that power, as he looks for a belly to belly suplex! But B is refusing to budge and Komo is forced to break the hold.

Hanson: That B really is a fat bastard...

Vinegar: He may be large, but he's managed to use that weight to his advantage here. That's the mark of a truly great athlete. And speaking of advantage, B is able to take control of the match, after the failed suplex. B looks for a Samoan drop, but Komo is able to punch himself free of his opponent's grip. He hooks B's arm and looks for a suplex!!!

Hanson: You've got to be kidding!!

Vinegar: He's able to get B off the mat, but can't lift him all the way! Whether it's because B is resisting or because he's too heavy, we can't know!

Hanson: I think I know...

Vinegar: Stop it, would you?! Big B is able to counter the suplex with a knee into Komo's gut. Now he's looking for his famous Triple Powerbomb!!!

Hanson: But that's not happening, as Komo scores with a back body drop.

Vinegar: Now Komo with the elbow onto the downed Big B. He picks B up and WHAM! WHAT A SHOT TO THE HEAD!! HUGE HEADBUTT!! NO WAY... HE'S NOT GOING TO... MY GOD!!! HE JUST HIT BIG B BROWN WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!

Hanson: IT'S ALL OVER!!! COVER!!

Peterson: ONE...

Peterson: TWO...

Peterson: THRE-

Vinegar: WHAT!!! BIG B KICKED OUT!! HOW??!?!? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!

Hanson: I have no clue, but Komosube is horrified!

Vinegar: And he's now screaming into Peterson's face that it was three! You're wrong Komo! Big B kicked out! AND NOW ARAGATO IS IN THE RING WITH A KENDO STICK! DAMMIT, PETERSON IS DISTRACTED BY KOMO AND ARAGATO IS GOING TO NAIL B WITH THAT WEAPON!!!

"WHEN I GET HIGH, I GET HIGH ON SPEED!

TOP FUEL FUNNY CAR'S A DRUG FOR ME!

MY HEART! MY HEART!

KICKSTART MY HEART!"

Hanson: WHAT?!

Vinegar: THAT'S BRANDON BROWN'S THEME MUSIC, BUT HE'S NOT ANYWHERE IN THE ARENA!!

Hanson: A technical malfunction?!

Vinegar: I doubt it, but either way, the music is fading out and Aragato has been distracted by it. Big B takes advantage and gets a leg in the air. He kicks Aragato right in the rear and sends him tumbling out of the ring!!!

Hanson: HE CAN'T DO THAT!

Vinegar: He just did! And Komosube has turned around just in time to see his partner get ousted from the squared circle. Big B is getting back up and Komosube charges! He's had enough! But B is able to hook himself underneath Komo, use Komo's momentum to lift him into the air AND GUILLOTINE HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!!!

Hanson: AND NOW HE'S CALLING FOR THE BIG BROWN BOMB!! OH NO!!!

Vinegar: THAT IS NOT IT'S NAME! BUT REGARDLESS, B IS ABLE TO LIFT KOMO INTO THE AIR AND LAND THAT DEVASTATING SIT DOWN POWERBOMB!!! IT'S OVER!!!

Peterson: ONE...

Peterson: TWO...

Peterson: THREE!!!

Dennis: Here is your winner, BIG...B...BRRRRRRRRRROWN!!

The bell rings, as B gets up and celebrates his victory, to a large cheer from the crowd.

Vinegar: What an intense, physical match up! Both men fought hard and Big B earned his victory tonight.

Hanson: But I want to know who played Brandon's music! Was it just a coincidence?!

Vinegar: I doubt Big B's cousin's music started playing simply by accident. I think Brandon Brown came through on his word, after all.

Hanson: We'll see...

Vinegar: That we will.

Big B Brown: 4

Komosube: 1

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Amerika" hits and the arena instantly fills with boos. The arena turns dark, before a huge pyro engulfs the stage. As the smoke clears, Savage, accompanied by Charley 'Joka' White and Great White, storms onto the stage. He begins menacingly marching down the ramp.

Dennis: The following match is for the GIW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Charley 'Joka' White and Great White, from Munic, Germany and weighing in at 225 pounds, The Last Aryan, the Brutal Enigma... SAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!

Savage storms up the ring steps, taking no notice of the fans, as Joka and Great White take up position on the outside. Savage climbs through the ropes and stands tall in the middle of the ring, as the arena falls silent.

Vinegar: Chris Austin is going to be outnumbered 3-to-1 and, in that sense, Savage is certainly the favourite in this match. The White brothers can get involved as much as they want, because it's a hardcore match!

Hanson: Yeah, but Savage can defeat Austin entirely on his own. He's The Brutal Enigma, after all!

Vinegar: That remains to be seen. Both the competitors here have one victory over the other in multi-man matches, but this will be the first time they've gone at it in a singles match. It should certainly be a great bout!

Hanson: Made all the greater when Savage is announced as our new Hardcore Champion.

"Turn Up The Trouble" begins pumping throughout the arena. Chris Austin enters the stage, to a mixed reaction from the fans. The majority of the people seem to be cheering. Austin raises the Hardcore Championship over his head and then begins making his way toward the ring.

Dennis: Residing in San Diego, California and weighing in at 220 pounds, The Next Great One, the GIW HARDCORE CHAMPION... CHRRRRRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!!

Austin slides into the ring and Savage instantly clubs him over the head!

Vinegar: The bell rings and this match is on already!! Austin hasn't even had time to take off his coat!

Hanson: It's no different to what he did to Great White last week. I guess Austin can dish it out, but can he take it?

Vinegar: Savage is stomping away at Austin, who manages to roll out of the ring and put some distance between himself and The Last Aryan. But Savage drops to his back and rolls out of the ring, straight after Austin. The Next Great One is ready and smashes Savage's face with a forearm! Now he whips Savage to the ring steps, but The Brutal Enigma counters and it's Austin who eats the steel!!

Hanson: Savage is on top form here. Austin can't make a move!

Vinegar: But the going is early. Austin is already getting back to his feet, as Savage charges on the attack! The Hardcore Champion counters with a drop toe hold AND SENDS SAVAGE FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Hanson: OH NO!!!

Vinegar: Austin has torn his coat off and now things are going to get serious! BANG! The Next Great One smashes Savage's face into the steps. BANG! He does it again! BANG! And again! BA - NO! Savage gets his hands in front of the steps and is able to save himself. And now it's clear that The Last Aryan has already been busted open!!

Hanson: Bleeding this early into a match isn't good. I'm worried about Savage!

Vinegar: Well if you want to go check if he's okay, then go ahead. I'm going to call this match, as Savage smashes an elbow into Austin's midsection. The Next Great One goes stumbling backwards and Savage capitalises with a harsh clothesline! Now The Brutal Enigma is looking under the ring for a weapon! This match is about to get brutal!

Hanson: That was lame. You're right though, as Savage pulls out a... garbage can!!!

Vinegar: He raises it above his head, but Austin is able to score with a kick to the gut from the ground. Savage drops the weapon and Austin springs to his feet and grabs hold of it! HE SWINGS, BUT SAVAGE DUCKS!!! Now a struggle for the garbage can has ensued! Savage takes hold and BASHES IT OVER AUSTIN'S SKULL!!! THAT GARBAGE CAN JUST CRUMPLED OVER THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!

Hanson: Ha! I love it! But Savage isn't done yet. He's going back under the ring and what has he got this time? A table!!!

Vinegar: The Last Aryan slides the table into the ring and pulls Austin up by the hair. He sends The Next Great One into the ring after the table and then climbs in himself. Austin begins getting to his feet, but the bloody Savage smashes him back down with a right hand. Now he's setting up the table in the middle of the ring.

Hanson: And he grabs Austin by the hair. This isn't going to end well for the Cha - OH NO!!!

Vinegar: Austin scores with a low blow!! He bounces of the ropes and takes Savage down with a float over DDT!!! The Last Aryan has been laid out next to that table and the fans have erupted! They can feel the tide starting to turn!!

Hanson: No, no, no! They're all delusional! Savage has him right where he wants him!!

Vinegar: Irony at it's finest, Hanson. Now Austin has exited the ring and is looking underneath the canvas. It seems he wants a weapon of his own to even the odds! He's pulled out a cotton sack of something and is returning to the ring with it. What does Austin have in mind? He's pouring the contents of the bag over the table. MILLIONS OF TINY THUMBTACKS ARE COVERING THAT WOODEN TABLE! MY GOD, CHRIS AUSTIN HAS SOME SINISTER INTENTIONS FOR HIS OPPONENT!!!

Hanson: Come on Savage, watch out! If you go through that table, you might as well kiss your hopes at winning the Title goodbye!

Vinegar: And Austin is pulling Savage up now, BUT SAVAGE EXPLODES WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! AUSTIN GOES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, GETS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND GOES CRASHING INTO THE CORNER!!! AUSTIN'S LEGS CATCH ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE'S LITERALLY STUCK HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE CORNER!!!

Hanson: Ha! He's defenceless!!!

Vinegar: Austin is shaking his head and scrambling madly to get free, but he can't do it! Meanwhile Savage can't contain his laughter! He begins kicking away at Austin's face and there's nothing The Next Great One can do about it!!

Hanson: But that's not enough for Savage. He's calling out to Joka to give him a chair! Austin is in a world of trouble right now!

Vinegar: And Joka has begun searching under the ring. Dammit, this is pathetic! Austin is totally defenceless here!!

Hanson: And he shouldn't have allowed himself to get put in that position. Any wrestler that wouldn't take advantage doesn't belong here!

Vinegar: And Joka slides the chair across the mat. Savage picks it up AND SMASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO AUSTIN'S FACE!!! DAMMIT, WHAT A SICK SHOT!!!

Hanson: Chris Austin may be unconscious after that shot! It was HUGE!

Vinegar: But the force of the attack has shuffled Austin free of the ropes and he goes crashing limply to the canvas. AND NOW SAVAGE IS FURIOUSLY BLASTING HIS SKULL WITH THAT CHAIR! AGAIN AND AGAIN! HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS ASSAULT CAN CHRIS AUSTIN WITHSTAND?!?!?!

Hanson: Not much, that's for sure! Ahahahahaha!

Vinegar: Chris Austin seems to be completely unconscious now, as Savage finally stops his assault. But he doesn't make the pin?! Instead, he's pulling Austin to his feet!! What's Savage doing?!?!

Hanson: He's rolling Austin onto that table of tacks! Ha! He doesn't just want to win, he wants to inflict some pain onto his opponent! Savage wants to prove that he is, unquestionably, the most brutal, most hardcore man in this company!

Vinegar: He's just a bully and that's all he'll ever be!

Hanson: I wouldn't let him hear you say that, Nick! He has a bad temper.

Vinegar: I'm sure that he doesn't need a reason to hurt people, that's just how he functions. But regardless of my personal feelings of the man, he has ascended to the top rope and is looking to put Austin away with that signature elbow drop through the table of tacks!!

Hanson: He leaps from the top rope and look at him flying graciously through the air! He's like a superhero!

Vinegar: More like a super villain! OH MY GOD!! AUSTIN ROLLS OFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST SECOND!!! SAVAGE JUST HIT THAT ELBOW THROUGH THE TABLE COVERED IN THUMB TACKS!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!

Hanson: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Vinegar: I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE PEOPLE ON THIS ONE!! AUSTIN IS LAID OUT ON THE MAT, CLEARLY AVOIDING THE ATTACK PURELY OUT OF INSTINCT! MEANWHILE SAVAGE IS WRITHING IN AGONY ON THE CANVAS AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!

Hanson: He must be in incredible pain right now!!

Vinegar: And this just goes to show you how much that Hardcore Title means to both these men! And somehow, both of them are getting to their feet!

Hanson: Yeah, but Austin still looks dazed, while Savage just looks incredibly angry.

Vinegar: Right you are. Austin is using the ropes to support him, while Savage has picked up half of that broken table. HE SWINGS WILDLY, BUT AUSTIN DUCKS!!! THE PIECE OF TABLE BOUNCES OF THE TOP ROPES AND GOES BOUNCING RIGHT INTO SAVAGE'S FACE!!!!

Hanson: OH NO!!!

Vinegar: Now Austin launches himself into the ropes and comes back WITH A MASSIVE SOCAL GUTCHECK!!!! SAVAGE IS DOWN, BUT AUSTIN IS TOO INJURED TO CAPITALISE! BOTH MEN ARE LYING MOTIONLESS ON THE MAT!!!

Hanson: And that just proves how intense this match has been. Both these guys are going to give every single ounce of strength that they have.

Vinegar: You're absolutely right, as both men are now forcing themselves back to their feet. Austin whips Savage into the ropes, but Savage comes back with a counter and goes behind! German suplex coming up!

Hanson: It's an Aryan suplex and Austin is about to counter himself, with some stiff elbows into Savage's face. But Savage isn't done yet! Austin spins on the spot to face the man and The Brutal Enigma rakes his eyes viciously. It's not pretty, but it's effective.

Vinegar: And now savage bounces off the ropes, this time of his own accord, AND TAKES AUSTIN DOWN WITH THE TIGER V!!!! HE COVERS!! ONE!!! TWO!!! THRE - AUSTIN KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!

Hanson: NO! THAT WAS THREE!!

Vinegar: No it wasn't! This match is set to continue!! And Savage is dragging Austin back up and towards the pile of thumb tacks and the broken table. BLITZKRIEG ONTO THE TACKS!! NO!! AUSTIN COUNTERS AND SHOVES SAVAGE STRAIGHT INTO THE CORNER!!! HE LIFTS THE LAST ARYAN UP FOR THE SOCAL GUTCHECK 2.0!!!!!!!!

Hanson: IF HE HITS THIS, THE MATCH IS OVER!!!

Vinegar: AND HE DOES HIT IT!! RIGHT INTO THE TACKS!!!!!! BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN BRUTALISED AND CHRIS AUSTIN LIMPLY DROPS AN ARM OVER THE DOWNED SAVAGE'S CHEST!! ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! MY GOD, CHRIS AUSTIN HAS RETAINED THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

Hanson: And Joka And Great White didn't do a thing to break up the count!!! What the hell?!?!

Dennis: Here is your winner and STILL GIW HARDCORE CHAMPION.... CHRRRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!!

Vinegar: No they didn't and I'm sure Savage will have something to say about that, when he recovers. If he recovers. But on this night, Chris Austin was the victor and he certainly earned it. This was a bloody, brutal match up and both men proved they're two of the toughest on the face of the planet.

The fans are now cheering, as "Turn Up The Trouble" begins playing.

Vinegar: Austin is pulling himself up and Hazel East has given him the Hardcore Title belt. He's clutching it tightly and doesn't even seem to have the strength to raise it in the air. Instead, he's simply making his way out of the ring and backstage.

Hanson: Meanwhile, Savage has barely moved!

Vinegar: He was driven head first into a canvas covered in tacks. He has to be in tremendous pain right now, but he'll live to fight another day.

Hanson: And on that day, Chris Austin better watch out!

Chris Austin: 3

Savage: 2

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The ominous sound of a ringing bell fills the arena...

The arena turns pitch black, as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" begins smashing over the arena P.A. system. Aesc the dark emerges onto the stage, as a dim, diabolical blue light fills the arena. The fans erupt into a large chorus of boos, As Aesc stands solemnly before the ramp. Christina Lust is by his side and both look deadly serious.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH for the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing the first challenger, being accompanied by Christina Lust, from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 300 pounds, he is The Lord Of Darkness, The Black Minister... AAAAAAAAAAESC THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet more jeers fill the arena, as Aesc proceeds down the ramp. Lust is by his side the entire way and the two soon make their way up the steel steps and into the ring. The arena returns to regular lighting, as Aesc casts his deathly gaze towards the arena entrance. Lust takes this time to exit the ring. As Aesc's theme fades, the arena grows silent in unspoken anticipation

Vinegar: This man had to hurt a lot of people and make a lot of threats to get here tonight and, rest assured, he's going to make the most of this tremendous opportunity. I can't say whether he wants the Title more than his opponents, but I do know it's the only thing in the entire world he cares about at this moment.

Hanson: Right you are, Nick. The question is, simply, can this man be denied his goal? But I'm sure Brandon Brown and Declan Prescott will do everything in their power to make sure the answer to that question is a resounding 'yes'.

"WHEN I GET HIGH, I GET HIGH ON SPEED!

TOP FUEL FUNNY CAR'S A DRUG FOR ME!

MY HEART! MY HEART!

KICKSTART MY HEART!"

"Kickstart My Heart" suddenly smashes into play. In response, the entire arena erupts in one united, ecstatic cheer, almost drowning out the music entirely. Brandon Brown leaps from behind the curtains and raises his arms in the arena, taking in every second of the admiration his home state gives him. The cheers only grow louder, as Brown begins jogging down the ramp, taking the time to high five every fan on both sides of walkway.

Dennis: And the second challenger, from Albion, Indiana and weighing in at 190 pounds... BRRRRRRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!!!!!!

The chorus of screaming praise escalates to an all time high. Brown slides into the ring and leaps onto the top rope. He taunts to the audience, revelling in every second of his esteemed reaction. After several minutes of playing to the crowd, his music fades. A "Brandon" chant begins ringing around the arena in it's place. Through all this, Aesc has not taken his gaze from his opponent for an instant.

Vinegar: And it's arguable that this man has done even more than Aesc to secure a spot in this match. He's pulled out every trick in the book and his efforts have proved successful. I'm sure his home state fans appreciate that and I know they're all rooting for him to make it that one last step, here tonight. Quite frankly, so am I. I couldn't think of a better way to end what has, thus far, been one truly spectacular event.

Hanson: Speak for yourself, Nick. Aesc earned a Title shot here tonight and Brown didn't. It's as simple as that. I'm hoping either Aesc or Declan teach him his lesson in this match.

Vinegar: It's true he lied and cheated his way into this match, but that's only after he was lied and cheated out of the Global Heavyweight Championship in the first place. In a perfect world, Brandon would be entering this match, as our Champion, but that's not the case. Now he's looking to correct that injustice tonight.

Hanson: But whether or not he can, is going to be the real question.

Vinegar: Well, we're about to find out.

Hanson: And, notably, Big B isn't by his side. I guess their deal fell through after all.

Vinegar: We said that about B's match and look what happened there. The night isn't over. Who knows what will happen?

Hanson: I know that this guy is going to retain the Global Heavyweight Championship.

"I WILL NOT RELENT! NO! NO!

NEVER LIVE WITH DEFEAT! NEVER FALTER!

IT'S LIKE THE AIR THAT I BREATHE!

I WILL NOT CHOKE ON FAILURE!"

Boos fill the arena, as "The Air That I Breathe" begins pumping throughout the arena. Declan Prescott, hand-in-hand with Cara Costello, struts onto the stage, the Global Heavyweight Championship strapped extravagantly around his waist. He places a hand on the belt and grins broadly, before raising his arms to the heavens.

Dennis: Introducing the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, being accompanied to the ring by Cara Costello, residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing 227 pounds, the owner of GIW, The Significant Player... DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCOTT!!!!!!!!

Declan and Cara stroll towards the ring, taking no notice of the fans shouting obscenities at them. Declan gives Cara a quick, affectionate kiss on the lips and then makes his way up the steel steps, leaving his girlfriend behind. He enters the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He takes in his surroundings, before returning to the canvas. Both Brown and Aesc stare at him menacingly, to which he returns a cheeky smile.

Vinegar: Prescott doesn't seem nearly as concerned as he should be, here. He's in for the fight of his life between Brown and Aesc.

Hanson: Don't mistake his cool attitude for a lack of awareness, Nick. He knows he's going to have to give every single thing he has if he even wants a chance at leaving the Conseco Fieldhouse with his Championship intact. It's a front. He's not going to let either opponent catch even a glimpse of how he's actually feeling.

Vinegar: As many negative traits at Prescott has, no one can deny his intelligence. He doesn't have the strength of Aesc or the speed of Brown, so outsmarting his opponents may very well be his best chance to win this thing.

Hanson: And he knows that most of all. But that doesn't mean, by any stretch, that he doesn't have the physical prowess to hang with his two opponents. He's one of the most physically brilliant men you'll see.

Vinegar: But so are Brown and Aesc. All of these men are incredible athletes and I think the match is simply going to come down to who wants it more.

In the ring, Prescott has handed Glenn Burke the Championship belt, as Declan's theme fades out. Burke raises the belt into the air, as all three competitors longingly stare at the prize. Burke hands the belt to Old Man Hermit and then instructs him to ring the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Vinegar: Here we go. The battle for the Global Heavyweight Championship is underway!

Hanson: Prescott is already talking with Brown. He's suggesting an alliance between the two, to take on Aesc. That would actually be quite a wise move.

Vinegar: But before Brandon can respond, Aesc levels him with a GIGANTIC running clothesline! He's wasting no time here! And Prescott used the opportunity to leap straight out of the ring, clearly not wanting either of his opponents. That man's cowardice knows no limits.

Hanson: It's a smart thing to do. He can let Brown and Aesc take each other out and then the match is his for the taking.

Vinegar: I couldn't think of a more dishonourable way to retain the Title. Bur regardless, Aesc has pulled Brandon back to his feet and this match is going to continue. Aesc tosses his opponent into the corner, like Brown was nothing, but a rag doll! He hits a stern palm slap to the chest of Brandon, causing it to turn bright red after only a single strike! That's some tremendous power by The Black Minister!

Hanson: And if there's one thing Aesc is known for, besides his creepiness, it's his strength. The dude is big and bad.

Vinegar: Brown is learning that first hand, as Aesc whips him with incredible force into the opposite corner. Brown smashes into the turnbuckle with incredible velocity and goes smashing to the mat. The fans have started a 'you suck' chant here, clearly not enjoying Aesc's dominance.

Hanson: Well Aesc landed the first offensive manoeuvre and hasn't allowed Brown out of the blocks since then. It's some impressive wrestling.

Vinegar: And Aesc is pulling Brandon up by the throat, it seems he has something planned that Brown isn't going to like! But Brandon is able to break free with a kick to Aesc's midsection and then he nails an inverted atomic drop! BANG! He smashes Aesc face first into the top turnbuckle! Again and again! A fourth time! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Te - Aesc is finally able to counter with a stiff elbow into Brown's face!

Hanson: And with that one shot, Brown's attack has been thwarted. Aesc follows up with a giant sized fist into Brown's face and sends him straight down to the mat. Aesc looks determined here tonight.

Vinegar: Brown is quick to spring back to his feet here and Aesc swings his fist a second time. Brown is able to duck this shot AND SCORES WITH AN INCREDIBLE MISSILE DROPKICK!!! Aesc is sent crashing into the corner. Brandon leaps to attack, but Aesc is able to grab him by the throat! Aesc forces his way out of the corner and throws Brown into the turnbuckle. The two men have switched places!

Hanson: And Aesc has the advantage once again. He's pummelling Brown with a barrage of angry fists! Ha!

Vinegar: But here comes Prescott out of nowhere! LOW BLOW TO AESC FROM BEHIND!!! Prescott just planted his foot straight into Aesc's crotch!!!

Hanson: Ha! He waited for the prime opportunity to strike and it paid off! Now Aesc has fallen to his knees and Declan is blasting away at him with some incredibly quick fists and kicks!

Vinegar: Brown has made his way out of the corner and smashes his foot into Aesc's face. The Black Minister just went crashing to the canvas, on his back. It seems Prescott and Brown have decided on an alliance after all. NO! Brown smashes a fist into Declan and whips him into the ropes!

Hanson: That traitor!!!

Vinegar: Prescott comes soaring back and Brown takes him down with a back body drop RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!! Brown decided he couldn't trust Declan and made the first move! I don't blame him for a second! NOW HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF PRESCOTT WITH A GIANT BODY SPLASH!!!

Hanson: OH NO!!

Vinegar: Back in the ring, Aesc is back to his feet. He's exiting the squared circle and has his sights firmly set on both his opponents. Brandon is pulling himself up, using the canvas, but Aesc has already reached him! The Lord Of Darkness takes hold of Brown's arm AND WHIPS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Hanson: That impact was incredible!! They probably heard it on the next block over!!

Vinegar: Now Aesc is pulling the seemingly lifeless Prescott up by his neck and taking him towards the safety barrier. BANG! Aesc just smashed Declan into the safety barrier, face first!!

Hanson: This is bad! Disqualify him!

Vinegar: There are no disqualifications! And you didn't seem to mind when Brandon was being thrown into the steps!

Hanson: This is Declan Prescott, we're talking about! He paid for that safety barrier!

Vinegar: And right now I'm betting he wished he had paid for thicker padding, as Aesc continues to blast the owner's face into that wall. He seems to finally be done and tosses Prescott straight over the barrier and into those front row fans!!!

Hanson: He shouldn't have to touch those people! Aesc is despicable!

Vinegar: You really don't have a clue, Hanson! Now Aesc is making his way towards Brown, who is still laying lifelessly behind those ring steps. NO! AS AESC GETS CLOSE, BROWN SPRINGS INTO ACTION WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! BAM!!! HE JUST SMASHED THAT WEAPON OVER AESC'S SKULL!!!

Hanson: He was playing possum!!

Vinegar: Aesc is dazed and Brown leaps onto the top ring step. He flies off and TAKES AESC DOWN WITH A HURRICARANA SENDING AESC SKULL FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE STEPS!!!! WHAT INCREDIBLE OFFENCE FROM BRANDON BROWN!!!

Hanson: And it was all out of nowhere! I have to admit that I'm impressed by Brown!

Vinegar: There's hope for you yet, as Brown makes his way back into the ring. His opponents can't be counted out in this match, but the victory does need to occur in the ring.

Hanson: Declan has made his way over the safety barrier and is shaking the cobwebs from his head. Come on Prescott, don't disappoint your fans!

Vinegar: You and Cara will be pretty disappointed if Declan lost this match.

Hanson: Shut it, Nick. The Global Heavyweight Championship is at stake! Do you know what that means?!

Vinegar: I certainly do and so does Prescott, as he re-enters the ring via the steps. Brown instantly charges and looks for the attack! Prescott ducks the shot and hits a stiff kick into Brandon's gut! Gut wrench suplex, as Brandon keels over!! Prescott springs back to his feet and lands a spinning leg drop on Brown! He looks for a second, but Brandon is able to roll out of the way!

Hanson: Now both men are back up, BUT BROWN SLAPS DECLAN ACROSS THE FACE!!! WHAT DISRESPECT!!!

Vinegar: Brandon taking a page out of Declan's book there and The Significant Player seems to be pretty furious about it! He swings an enraged right hand, but Brown ducks. German suplex onto Prescott!!! Brown drags his opponent to the middle of the ring AND LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!

Hanson: OH NO!!! HE'S WAY TOO FAR OUT TO REACH THE ROPES!!!

Vinegar: PRESCOTT IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!!!! HE'S TRYING TO RESIST AS MUCH AS HE CAN, BUT THE PAIN IS EXCRUCIATING!!! HE HAS NO CHOICE, BUT TO SUBMIT!!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: Yes he does! Cara and Christina have rushed into the ring! Neither of them want Brown to win this match! Ha, aren't they reliable women, Nick?!

Vinegar: Brown is forced to release the hold! This is just like Infinity all over again!

Hanson: And we all know how that ended!

Vinegar: Brown grabs both Costello and Lust by the head AND SMASHES THEIR SKULLS TOGETHER!!! THOSE TWO WOMEN JUST COLLIDED HEADS AND NOW BOTH THEM SEEM OUT OF IT!!

Hanson: That Brown is a nasty piece of work! You can't hit a woman, let alone two!!

Vinegar: They were the ones who entered the ring and they should have expected Brown to retaliate just as he did!!

Hanson: Ha! Brown tastes some retribution, as Aesc climbs into the ring behind him and boots him in the back of the skull!!

Vinegar: Brandon falls face first to the mat and Aesc begins stomping away at Brown! But now he's noticed Lust, who is still shaking the cobwebs from her head. The Black Minister now has his back turned to Brandon Brown, who is climbing back to his feet! He's about to take Aesc down, but Lust points behind her man! Aesc spins on the spot and, seemingly out of instinct, grabs Brown by the throat! CHOKE SLAM!!!!

Hanson: Oh no! Brown is down and out and Declan is still recovering from the sharpshooter!!!

Vinegar: But Aesc isn't making the pin!

Hanson: Has he lost his mind?! Wait, did he ever even have it?!

Vinegar: Instead, he's exiting the ring!! He's looking under the ring for something!! HE JUST EMERGED WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!

Hanson: But back in the ring, Prescott has covered Brown! ONE!! Ha, he's done it!! TWO! Aesc is too far away to break it up! THRE - BROWN KICKS OUT?!?!?!?!?!

Vinegar: YES, BURKE SAYS IT WAS ONLY TWO! BROWN KICKED OUT OF THE CHOKE SLAM!!!

Hanson: Declan is getting back to his feet, but Aesc is entering the ring with that sledgehammer! WATCH OUT DECLAN!!!

Vinegar: Aesc doesn't seem pleased with Prescott's actions! HE SWINGS THE HAMMER! PRESCOTT IS ABLE TO DUCK! HE REBOUNDS FROM THE ROPES AND A PERFECT PLAY!!! NO - AESC DUCKS AND EXTENDS THE HAMMER OUT!!!!! THE SLEDGEHAMMER JUST WENT STRAIGHT INTO DECLAN'S DOODLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: DECLAN PRESCOTT MAY HAVE JUST LOST THE ABILITY TO REPRODUCE!!! HE'S IN MORE AGONY THAN I'VE EVER SEEN A MAN IN!!!

Hanson: I think I'm gonna cry, Nick! This just isn't supposed to happen to anyone!!

Vinegar: Cara is attending to Prescott, who is writhing on the canvas in complete agony, but meanwhile Brown is pulling himself up using the ropes. Aesc is poised and ready behind him! As soon as brown turns around, that hammer is going to go crashing into his skull!! AESC SWINGS! BUT WAIT, BIG B BROWN GRABS HIS FEET FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! HE PULLS AESC STRAIGHT ONTO HIS BACK!!!

Hanson: When did Big B get here?!

Vinegar: We were all too distracted by the action in the ring, to notice his arrival! Aesc has kicked himself away from B's grasp and is getting back to his feet, BUT BRANDON LEVELS HIM WITH A SUPER KICK!!!! BROWN WITH THE COVER!!! ONE!!! TWO!!! HE'S DONE IT!!! THRE - NO! AESC KICKS OUT!!!!!

Hanson: I don't believe it!! That was so close!!!

Vinegar: And Aesc is already getting back up! My God, this man isn't human!! BUT BROWN IS WAITING WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! HE SWINGS IT FULL FORCE INTO AESC'S SKULL!!! THE BLACK MINISTER MAY HAVE JUST HAD HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF, AS HE GOES TUMBLING LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

Hanson: That must have knocked Aesc clean out, if he's even still alive!!

Vinegar: And Brandon hasn't noticed that Prescott is somehow back to his feet!! PRESCOTT OUT OF NOWHERE LEVELS BROWN WITH THE SIGNIFICANT IMPACT!!! HE MAKES THE COVER!!! ONE!!! WHAT AN UPSET!!! TWO!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THRE - MY GOD, BRANDON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: NO, IT WAS THREE!!!!

Vinegar: IT WASN'T THREE! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!!!

Hanson: Declan hit the move, while supporting all his weight on only one leg. He mustn't have hit it full force!!

Vinegar: Prescott does indeed have a limp now, as he's FURIOUSLY screaming at Glenn Burke! He can't believe Brown was able to kick out! Frankly, neither can I!

Hanson: Brandon is starting to recover already!! This is bad!!

Vinegar: And Brown is back to his feet! But Cara is back on the outside now and she slides a chair into the ring! BUT BRANDON MAKES IT TO THE WEAPON FIRST!!! HE'S GOT HOLD OF IT AND DECLAN WITH THE PERFECT PLAY INTO THE CHAIR! THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED BROWN TO DO!!! NO!!!! DECLAN'S LEG GIVES OUT ON HIM AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT, SCREAMING IN AGONY!!! LIFTING HIS LEG UP MUST HAVE TORN THE WOUND IN HIS GROIN!!!!

Hanson: I doubt Prescott can even stand now! This is terrible!!!

Vinegar: Now Brandon lifting that chair over his head, BUT AESC OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A GIGANTIC CLOTHESLINE!!! MY GOD, AESC IS BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD AFTER THAT SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!! HOW IS HE EVEN STANDING?!?!?!

Hanson: Now he's pulling Prescott up by the throat. HE'S GONNA CHOKE SLAM HIM!!!

Vinegar: BUT ARAGATO HAS ENTERED THE RING OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE MUST BE HERE TO HELP PRESCOTT AGAIN!!! DAMMIT, THIS IS CHEATING!!!

Hanson: But it gets the job done! Aragato has a kendo stick and he swings it right at Aesc!! ARGH!!

Vinegar: BUT AESC THROWS PRESCOTT STRAIGHT INTO THE LINE OF FIRE!!! THE GIW CHAMPION JUST GOT BLASTED BY THE KENDO STICK!!!!

Hanson: Declan looks to be completely out cold!! But Aesc isn't done yet! He's going after Aragato!!

Vinegar: AESC WITH THE SATANIC CONVERSTION ON ARAGATO!!! MR. DEATHMATCH IS OUT OF IT!!!

Hanson: But he was going to help Prescott!! Now what's Declan gonna do?!?!

Vinegar: He'll have to fight it out on his own, as Aesc is back to his feet and turns to face Brandon, BUT IS MET WITH A SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE OPEN WOUND THE SLEDGEHAMMER MADE!!! BRANDON COVERS! ONE!!! OH MY GOD!!! TWO!! HE'S DONE IT!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRANDON BROWN IS THE NEW GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEW GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!

"Kickstart My Heart" begins blasting throughout the arena, as the fans erupt into a frenetic frenzy of cheers so loud the music is entirely drowned out.

Vinegar: BRANDON HAS DONE IT!!!! IN HIS HOME STATE OF INDIANA, BRANDON BROWN HAS BECOME THE GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! AND WHAT A MOMENT THIS IS! I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF OVER THIS ECSTATIC CROWD!!!

Hanson: It's all B's fault!!! No way would Brown have won without him!!

Vinegar: Quit it! Brown had the match won before Costello and Lust got involved, anyway! This is one moment I'm not gonna let you ruin!! Now in the ring, Brown has been given the Title belt by Glenn Burke!! He's raising it above his head and look at him!! He has tears streaming down his cheeks!!! This is the most glorious moment of Brandon Brown's career!!!

Hanson: And one of the worst days in mine! I can't believe this has happened!

Vinegar: And now Big B has entered the ring! Both the Brown cousins are staring intensely at each other! What's going to happen here?! THEY EMBRACE!!! THE TWO COUSINS ARE HUGGING AND NOW BIG B IS LIFTING BRANDON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A SHOW! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A WRESTLER! WE WON'T BE FORGETTING THIS FOR SOMETIME TO COME!!!

Hanson: And neither will Declan Prescott! Don't think this is even close to being over, Nick!

Vinegar: That may be the case, but tonight is Brandon's night! He climbed the mountain and proved himself as the best in the industry!!! I salute the man!

Hanson: That makes one of us.

Vinegar: Every fan in this arena shares my sentiments, as they're all going crazy at Brandon's victory! But now we're our of time, folks. Thankyou so much for joining us here tonight and I told you it wouldn't disappoint!! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with Daniel Hanson, signing off. We hope you can join us next week, to see the fallout from this TERRIFIC event!

Hanson: And there will be fallout, make no mistake.

Vinegar stands and begins applauding, as the camera fades to the GIW logo. The screen then turns entirely black, as Black Axis 2008 draws to a conclusion...

Brandon Brown: 2

Declan Prescott: 1

Aesc The Dark: -1