Post by brandonbrown on Sept 17, 2009 15:01:44 GMT -5
(Brandon is on the couch doing nothing.)
Brandon: I’m bored. I shouldn’t have sent Banky to wherever I sent him. He may have been annoying but he provided me entertainment. I also think I never lost when he was around. He’s gone for a little bit and I lose to Moss Edwards. No matter, I don’t care about that. Somebody find me something to do.
(Did I mention your couch was on an island in the middle of traffic?)
Brandon: No, you did not. How did me and this couch get out here?
(I don’t know.)
Brandon: I guess I better find myself something to do. I could always hope for a car crash. I could start a car crash. I could memorize Bloom’s Taxonomy.
(What’s that?)
Brandon: Something dumb I had to learn in school.
(Big B walks on to the little island in the middle of traffic.)
Brandon: How in the world did he do that? The traffic hasn’t stopped around here and he miraculously makes it across unharmed.
Big B: I guess I’m like Moses or something like that.
Brandon: Who is Moses?
Big B: I think he was in the Bible.
Brandon: I take it he’s a fictional character then since that book is about as real as The Great Gatsby.
Big B: I hated The Great Gatsby.
Brandon: Best part of it is when Gatsby gets shot. I remember that in the movie. It was hilarious.
Big B: Back to the Bible, are you saying you don’t believe?
Brandon: Believe in what?
Big B: The Bible. You don’t believe what it says. You don’t believe in God or Jesus.
Brandon: It’s tough saying.
Big B: You should or you will go to hell.
Brandon: That doesn’t seem fair.
Big B: What doesn’t seem fair? You don’t believe so you go to hell.
Brandon: That’s stupid. I don’t get rewarded for just being a good person.
Big B: Nope, you have to believe.
Brandon: Religion is so flawed.
Big B: I thought you used to believe in God and all that stuff.
Brandon: Are you saying we are retconning episode 3 of The Brown Show?
Big B: That’s exactly what I’m saying.
Brandon: That happens in shows all the time. Kids will disappear or somebody will age really quick. It’s a television tradition. Continuity doesn’t mean a thing.
Big B: That’s dumb.
Brandon: How much do the old episodes really effect us now? I’m not obsessed with this GIW Tag Belt. I used to go crazy over the belts like they were my girlfriends or something stupid like that. Not anymore, once Nic Cage came around all those type of episodes died.
Big B: Good point, we don’t exactly get those serious Brandon episodes anymore.
Brandon: Nope, it’s just pure random poorly executed comedy.
Big B: I blame the writers on that.
Brandon: I blame the religious people.
Big B: Why?
Brandon: No reason. I just wanted to get back to that subject.
Big B: I hate religion though. I don’t believe in that crap.
Brandon: Wait, I thought I was the guy who didn’t believe.
Big B: Sounds like a poor continuity error by the writers.
Brandon: Only one person writes this show.
Big B: Good point. Did you see that dog get ran over?
Brandon: Damn, I missed it.
Big B: Some poor little kid somewhere just lost their dog.
Brandon: Two guys like us though just gained dinner.
Big B: Dinner? There’s already steak on the grill we got out here.
Brandon: The narrator forgot to mention that.
(Sorry.)
Brandon: Who is your match against this week?
Big B: I don’t fight when GIW anymore. You do.
Brandon: That explains why I have the tag belt. Who am I facing then? I don’t pay attention to the schedule much. I know you are a nerd for that stuff.
Big B: KvK and Jet Somers.
Brandon: Is Jet Somers related to “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers.
Big B: I don’t think so.
Brandon: How about “Playboy” Buddy Rose?
Big B: Why would he be related to Buddy Rose?
Brandon: I don’t know.
Big B: You never do.
Brandon: So why was I put in a handicap match?
Big B: Alex Kiseragi is your partner.
Brandon: Again, why him?
Big B: Probably because you guys are the tag champs.
Brandon: Oh. I haven’t really paid attention to storylines lately due to busy work so can you explain who these other guys are.
Big B: That’s easy, they are…
Brandon: Holy crap, the steaks are burning. This wouldn’t have happened if you would have used propane.
Big B: Are you Hank Hill now?
Brandon: No, I just like propane and propane accessories. Speaking of King of the Hill, I was hoping that series would end with propane killing them all. I think that would have made for good laughs. You never see a series finale just kill off all the main characters. It would have been gold.
Big B: What are we going to do for the series finale of The Brown Show?
Brandon: Good question. I’d kill you off but you have your own spin-off series.
Big B: I rake in the big bucks for that show too.
Brandon: I don’t really know what else to talk about so let’s eat some burnt steak.
Big B: Alright.
(Brandon and Big B eat the steak as the scene ends.)
Brandon: I’m bored. I shouldn’t have sent Banky to wherever I sent him. He may have been annoying but he provided me entertainment. I also think I never lost when he was around. He’s gone for a little bit and I lose to Moss Edwards. No matter, I don’t care about that. Somebody find me something to do.
(Did I mention your couch was on an island in the middle of traffic?)
Brandon: No, you did not. How did me and this couch get out here?
(I don’t know.)
Brandon: I guess I better find myself something to do. I could always hope for a car crash. I could start a car crash. I could memorize Bloom’s Taxonomy.
(What’s that?)
Brandon: Something dumb I had to learn in school.
(Big B walks on to the little island in the middle of traffic.)
Brandon: How in the world did he do that? The traffic hasn’t stopped around here and he miraculously makes it across unharmed.
Big B: I guess I’m like Moses or something like that.
Brandon: Who is Moses?
Big B: I think he was in the Bible.
Brandon: I take it he’s a fictional character then since that book is about as real as The Great Gatsby.
Big B: I hated The Great Gatsby.
Brandon: Best part of it is when Gatsby gets shot. I remember that in the movie. It was hilarious.
Big B: Back to the Bible, are you saying you don’t believe?
Brandon: Believe in what?
Big B: The Bible. You don’t believe what it says. You don’t believe in God or Jesus.
Brandon: It’s tough saying.
Big B: You should or you will go to hell.
Brandon: That doesn’t seem fair.
Big B: What doesn’t seem fair? You don’t believe so you go to hell.
Brandon: That’s stupid. I don’t get rewarded for just being a good person.
Big B: Nope, you have to believe.
Brandon: Religion is so flawed.
Big B: I thought you used to believe in God and all that stuff.
Brandon: Are you saying we are retconning episode 3 of The Brown Show?
Big B: That’s exactly what I’m saying.
Brandon: That happens in shows all the time. Kids will disappear or somebody will age really quick. It’s a television tradition. Continuity doesn’t mean a thing.
Big B: That’s dumb.
Brandon: How much do the old episodes really effect us now? I’m not obsessed with this GIW Tag Belt. I used to go crazy over the belts like they were my girlfriends or something stupid like that. Not anymore, once Nic Cage came around all those type of episodes died.
Big B: Good point, we don’t exactly get those serious Brandon episodes anymore.
Brandon: Nope, it’s just pure random poorly executed comedy.
Big B: I blame the writers on that.
Brandon: I blame the religious people.
Big B: Why?
Brandon: No reason. I just wanted to get back to that subject.
Big B: I hate religion though. I don’t believe in that crap.
Brandon: Wait, I thought I was the guy who didn’t believe.
Big B: Sounds like a poor continuity error by the writers.
Brandon: Only one person writes this show.
Big B: Good point. Did you see that dog get ran over?
Brandon: Damn, I missed it.
Big B: Some poor little kid somewhere just lost their dog.
Brandon: Two guys like us though just gained dinner.
Big B: Dinner? There’s already steak on the grill we got out here.
Brandon: The narrator forgot to mention that.
(Sorry.)
Brandon: Who is your match against this week?
Big B: I don’t fight when GIW anymore. You do.
Brandon: That explains why I have the tag belt. Who am I facing then? I don’t pay attention to the schedule much. I know you are a nerd for that stuff.
Big B: KvK and Jet Somers.
Brandon: Is Jet Somers related to “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers.
Big B: I don’t think so.
Brandon: How about “Playboy” Buddy Rose?
Big B: Why would he be related to Buddy Rose?
Brandon: I don’t know.
Big B: You never do.
Brandon: So why was I put in a handicap match?
Big B: Alex Kiseragi is your partner.
Brandon: Again, why him?
Big B: Probably because you guys are the tag champs.
Brandon: Oh. I haven’t really paid attention to storylines lately due to busy work so can you explain who these other guys are.
Big B: That’s easy, they are…
Brandon: Holy crap, the steaks are burning. This wouldn’t have happened if you would have used propane.
Big B: Are you Hank Hill now?
Brandon: No, I just like propane and propane accessories. Speaking of King of the Hill, I was hoping that series would end with propane killing them all. I think that would have made for good laughs. You never see a series finale just kill off all the main characters. It would have been gold.
Big B: What are we going to do for the series finale of The Brown Show?
Brandon: Good question. I’d kill you off but you have your own spin-off series.
Big B: I rake in the big bucks for that show too.
Brandon: I don’t really know what else to talk about so let’s eat some burnt steak.
Big B: Alright.
(Brandon and Big B eat the steak as the scene ends.)
