(MYFOX NATIONAL) - In a poll of 15,000 women conducted by UK research company OnePoll.com, German men were voted as the world's worst lovers because they are "too smelly."
The Telegraph reports that German men narrowly beat British men for the dubious title. Women in the poll found English men to be "too lazy."
Women from 20 countries were asked to rate men from different countries on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Americans finished as the fifth worst because they were found to be "too dominating." The Dutch ("too rough") were No. 4 on the list and the Swedes were the third worst because the women said they were "too quick."
A 2007 poll of 10,000 women in 50 different countries also found German men to be the world's worst lovers, but that poll cited "selfishness" as the reason.
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Right, it's the reason I check out Cosmo articles on the internet sometimes. If you know what women are looking for, it's much easier to give them what they want. It's called research, goddammit!
Good try at a zing, though.
*golf clap*
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