Post by brandonbrown on Oct 1, 2009 14:52:13 GMT -5
(Brandon and Banky are sitting on the couch doing nothing. That can only mean that there’s a crazy adventure ahead.)
Brandon: Do you want to go on a crazy adventure?
Banky: No.
Brandon: You didn’t get my nuclear missiles. You have no say in what we do.
Banky: I was in a Korean jail.
Brandon: I don’t care. I wanted some nuclear missiles to blow up the FCC and you didn’t get them.
Banky: You still want to blow up the FCC. I thought you forgot about that storyline.
Brandon: Nope, I want my unrated rating back. I strongly dislike PG.
Banky: Fine. We’ll nuke the FCC. So are you telling me we have to go all the way back to North Korea to get the nukes.
Brandon: Nope, we’re getting our nukes from the United States of America this time.
Banky: Why didn’t we do that last time?
Brandon: I thought it would be more fun the other way.
Banky: Where does the U.S. hold all their nuclear weapons?
Brandon: They keep them all over the place. The good ones are in Area 51 though. That’s where they have the high tech alien type nukes.
Banky: Aliens aren’t real.
Brandon: Just you wait and see. They’re all over Area 51.
Banky: How do you know all this stuff?
Brandon: Where else do you think I get all my cool gadgets?
Banky: I always though you made them yourself.
Brandon: Only about half of them.
Banky: How do you get into Area 51? It’s heavily guarded. They have security everywhere.
Brandon: Remember those things on Star Trek that beam people.
Banky: Yeah.
Brandon: It has nothing to do with one of those. You see they say their security is really good but they’re lying. You can easily walk right past the front gate.
Banky: No way.
Brandon: They say they have top notch security but that’s really just to scare people away.
Banky: Those jerks. Let’s go. This should be easy.
Brandon: Why are you so eager to blow up the FCC building now? You normally don’t want to go on my shenanigans. Did somebody rewrite your character?
Banky: I’m just excited for once.
Brandon: I think you have an alternate motive to go on this trip. There’s a reason you have that accident in the future.
Banky: What accident?
Brandon: Oh, no man should know too much about their own future.
Banky: I hate you.
Brandon: We’re PG. Strongly dislike is encouraged.
Banky: Let’s just go to Area 51 already.
Brandon: Deal.
Banky: How are we going to get there?
Brandon: Remember those beam things from Star Trek.
Banky: We’ve been through this already.
Brandon: Yeah, but now we have one.
Banky: So we really don’t need to walk by the security, we can just beam ourselves in.
Brandon: No, it only beams us to the outside of the place. It’s a minor design flaw that I haven’t worked out yet. Plus it’s a better way to get us there than telling the narrator to switch scenes.
Banky: Naturally.
Brandon: Alright, let’s just walk over to the beam thing.
Banky: Does the beam have a name?
Brandon: I don’t know. I never really watched Star Trek.
Banky: Me neither.
Brandon: I’ll just press the button here and we should be on our way.
(Brandon pushes the button and they are now in front of Area 51.)
Brandon: I think I like telling the narrator to switch scenes better.
Area 51 Guard: Intruders, get them.
Brandon: Wait, only that guy is an intruder. I’m a hostage. Attack him.
Banky: What? You said we could walk right in.
Brandon: I lied.
(The Area 51 Guards attack Banky giving Brandon the time to run inside Area 51.)
Brandon: I’m such a mean guy. I love it. Hey Chewy, where are the nuclear weapons stored?
Chewbacca: Arrrrghh.
Brandon: Down the hall and to the left?
Chewbacca: Grrf.
Brandon: Oh, the right. Thanks, Chewy.
(Brandon walks over to the room that says Nuclear Weapons Inside.)
Brandon: I’m pretty sure I would have found this room eventually.
(Brandon looks around trying to find a good nuke.)
Brandon: It appears most of these have destinations to go to already. Russia, Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Canada, and Loompaland. I wonder why they would want to blow up Loompaland. It’s of no matter to me. This one doesn’t have anywhere to go. I’ll just change the coordinates to the FCC.
Grand Moff Tarkin: You may fire when ready.
Brandon: Thanks.
(Brandon fires the nuclear missile.)
Brandon: Oh crap, I forgot to specify what FCC building that was going to.
(Meanwhile Big B Brown is at the Fried Chicken Coalition.)
Big B: I love me some chicken. What’s that noise?
(Big B looks outside and sees the nuclear missile headed his way.)
Big B: Holy crap. Luckily I have one of those things from Star Trek that beams you places.
(Big B beams himself out of there as the nuclear missile destroys the Fried Chicken Coalition. There were no causalities though since it turns out one thing that negates a nuclear explosion is a lot of chicken grease and Big B had already scared everybody else out of the building beforehand.)
Brandon: Darn, I don’t think there are any good nukes left that aren’t being used. I guess my show will just have to be PG forever. Elvis, can you take me home?
Elvis: Sure thing.
(Elvis takes Brandon home. Banky on the other hand is being water boarded. Sucks to be him.)
Elvis: What do you think about your opponent this week?
Brandon: Are we throwing in last second match relevance? Fine, I’ll go with that. I think he is a very talented individual and I hope I can pull out a win.
Elvis: You don’t know who your opponent is.
Brandon: Not a clue.
(End Scene.)
Brandon: Do you want to go on a crazy adventure?
Banky: No.
Brandon: You didn’t get my nuclear missiles. You have no say in what we do.
Banky: I was in a Korean jail.
Brandon: I don’t care. I wanted some nuclear missiles to blow up the FCC and you didn’t get them.
Banky: You still want to blow up the FCC. I thought you forgot about that storyline.
Brandon: Nope, I want my unrated rating back. I strongly dislike PG.
Banky: Fine. We’ll nuke the FCC. So are you telling me we have to go all the way back to North Korea to get the nukes.
Brandon: Nope, we’re getting our nukes from the United States of America this time.
Banky: Why didn’t we do that last time?
Brandon: I thought it would be more fun the other way.
Banky: Where does the U.S. hold all their nuclear weapons?
Brandon: They keep them all over the place. The good ones are in Area 51 though. That’s where they have the high tech alien type nukes.
Banky: Aliens aren’t real.
Brandon: Just you wait and see. They’re all over Area 51.
Banky: How do you know all this stuff?
Brandon: Where else do you think I get all my cool gadgets?
Banky: I always though you made them yourself.
Brandon: Only about half of them.
Banky: How do you get into Area 51? It’s heavily guarded. They have security everywhere.
Brandon: Remember those things on Star Trek that beam people.
Banky: Yeah.
Brandon: It has nothing to do with one of those. You see they say their security is really good but they’re lying. You can easily walk right past the front gate.
Banky: No way.
Brandon: They say they have top notch security but that’s really just to scare people away.
Banky: Those jerks. Let’s go. This should be easy.
Brandon: Why are you so eager to blow up the FCC building now? You normally don’t want to go on my shenanigans. Did somebody rewrite your character?
Banky: I’m just excited for once.
Brandon: I think you have an alternate motive to go on this trip. There’s a reason you have that accident in the future.
Banky: What accident?
Brandon: Oh, no man should know too much about their own future.
Banky: I hate you.
Brandon: We’re PG. Strongly dislike is encouraged.
Banky: Let’s just go to Area 51 already.
Brandon: Deal.
Banky: How are we going to get there?
Brandon: Remember those beam things from Star Trek.
Banky: We’ve been through this already.
Brandon: Yeah, but now we have one.
Banky: So we really don’t need to walk by the security, we can just beam ourselves in.
Brandon: No, it only beams us to the outside of the place. It’s a minor design flaw that I haven’t worked out yet. Plus it’s a better way to get us there than telling the narrator to switch scenes.
Banky: Naturally.
Brandon: Alright, let’s just walk over to the beam thing.
Banky: Does the beam have a name?
Brandon: I don’t know. I never really watched Star Trek.
Banky: Me neither.
Brandon: I’ll just press the button here and we should be on our way.
(Brandon pushes the button and they are now in front of Area 51.)
Brandon: I think I like telling the narrator to switch scenes better.
Area 51 Guard: Intruders, get them.
Brandon: Wait, only that guy is an intruder. I’m a hostage. Attack him.
Banky: What? You said we could walk right in.
Brandon: I lied.
(The Area 51 Guards attack Banky giving Brandon the time to run inside Area 51.)
Brandon: I’m such a mean guy. I love it. Hey Chewy, where are the nuclear weapons stored?
Chewbacca: Arrrrghh.
Brandon: Down the hall and to the left?
Chewbacca: Grrf.
Brandon: Oh, the right. Thanks, Chewy.
(Brandon walks over to the room that says Nuclear Weapons Inside.)
Brandon: I’m pretty sure I would have found this room eventually.
(Brandon looks around trying to find a good nuke.)
Brandon: It appears most of these have destinations to go to already. Russia, Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Canada, and Loompaland. I wonder why they would want to blow up Loompaland. It’s of no matter to me. This one doesn’t have anywhere to go. I’ll just change the coordinates to the FCC.
Grand Moff Tarkin: You may fire when ready.
Brandon: Thanks.
(Brandon fires the nuclear missile.)
Brandon: Oh crap, I forgot to specify what FCC building that was going to.
(Meanwhile Big B Brown is at the Fried Chicken Coalition.)
Big B: I love me some chicken. What’s that noise?
(Big B looks outside and sees the nuclear missile headed his way.)
Big B: Holy crap. Luckily I have one of those things from Star Trek that beams you places.
(Big B beams himself out of there as the nuclear missile destroys the Fried Chicken Coalition. There were no causalities though since it turns out one thing that negates a nuclear explosion is a lot of chicken grease and Big B had already scared everybody else out of the building beforehand.)
Brandon: Darn, I don’t think there are any good nukes left that aren’t being used. I guess my show will just have to be PG forever. Elvis, can you take me home?
Elvis: Sure thing.
(Elvis takes Brandon home. Banky on the other hand is being water boarded. Sucks to be him.)
Elvis: What do you think about your opponent this week?
Brandon: Are we throwing in last second match relevance? Fine, I’ll go with that. I think he is a very talented individual and I hope I can pull out a win.
Elvis: You don’t know who your opponent is.
Brandon: Not a clue.
(End Scene.)
