Post by brandonbrown on Oct 8, 2009 14:52:37 GMT -5
(Brandon and Banky are sitting on the couch watching television since they have nothing better to do.)
Brandon: Wasn’t last week great?
Banky: No.
Brandon: What do you mean? I got to shoot off a nuclear missile. I got to meet Chewbacca. Elvis was there. It was awesome.
Banky: I got waterboarded.
Brandon: That might have been my favorite part. You make a good decoy by the way.
Banky: Thanks, I guess.
Brandon: Our show is still PG though. It’s a shame I nuked the wrong place. Those FCC people are crafty.
Banky: Have we finally given up on stopping them yet?
Brandon: Ha, I never give up. I’m the most resilient wrestler in GIW.
Banky: What’s that have to do with anything?
Brandon: Nothing. I’ll tell you what we are going to do. We are going to the FCC building. I finally figured out where the real place is. All we have to do go in and kick some butt. They’ll have to put our show back to being unrated.
Banky: Why do I have a feeling that there is going to be some kind of stupid obstacle in our way?
Brandon: You are a negative person. Nothing can possibly go wrong. We’ll go to Washington D.C. and we’ll get our show back to the way it was.
(Brandon and Banky take a plane to Washington D.C.)
Banky: Why didn’t we just beam here?
Brandon: They have a special protection thing here. The aliens built it. The government has been working with them for years.
Banky: At this point, I’m willing to believe anything.
Brandon: So you are finally accepting your fate that you die in episode 100.
Banky: I still don’t believe you on that.
Brandon: Whatever. There’s the building over there by that baseball field. That’s a weird place for a building like that.
Banky: It looks like the easiest way in though is from the baseball field.
Brandon: We’ll just go over there and hop the fence then we can get our show back.
(Brandon and Banky walk through the baseball field.)
Brandon: I’m glad these kids don’t mind us walking through the field while they play.
Banky: They must really love baseball.
(Brandon and Banky start to climb the fence.)
Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kids run over to the fence and pull Brandon and Banky down.)
Brandon: What’s wrong with you kids?
Kid: You can’t go over that fence.
Banky: Why not?
Kids: The Beast.
Brandon: What’s The Beast?
Kid: It’s like a big gorilla monster dog that already ate one kid.
Brandon: I knew this whole getting into the FCC thing was too easy. How do we get in then?
Kid: Nobody gets in. Nobody gets out. They become property of The Beast.
Banky: Why don’t we just knock on the front door?
Kid: Are you kidding? The FCC people are the meanest people ever to live. It’s not an option.
Banky: I guess we better just give up. Where did Brandon go?
(A gunshot is heard and Brandon is seen jumping over the fence.)
Brandon: We don’t have to worry about that Beast thing anymore.
Kid: Did you shoot it?
Brandon: Right between the eyes. He won’t be eating anybody anymore. Let’s go Banky.
(Brandon and Banky go to the front door. James Earl Jones appears.)
Brandon: James Earl Jones? Why are you here?
James Earl Jones: It’s in my contract to appear on an episode of The Brown Show.
Brandon: Sweet.
James Earl Jones: I heard a gunshot. Where did that come from?
Brandon: I shot that Beast dog out there.
James Earl Jones: Nobodies ever got the best of old Hercules. Why didn’t you just knock on the door, I would have shot him
Brandon: I really wanted to shoot him myself.
James Earl Jones: Haha. Come on in, I’ll take you to the head guy here.
Brandon: Wait here, Banky.
(James Earl Jones takes Brandon to the top floor of the building. A man is sitting in a chair as the enter.)
James Earl Jones: I have brought them here as you wish, master.
Brandon: Who is that guy, James Earl Jones?
James Earl Jones: He is the Emperor of the FCC. He is your new master.
Brandon: You betrayed us, James Earl Jones.
James Earl Jones: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Join the Emperor and your training will be complete.
Brandon: I won’t join the Dark Side.
Emperor: Your resistance is futile. You will be turned just like James Earl Jones before you.
Brandon: No.
(Brandon pulls out his lightsaber to strike The Emperor but he is stopped by James Earl Jones who has his lightsaber out.)
Emperor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!1
(Brandon and James Earl Jones continue to duel with their lightsabers. Brandon kicks James Earl Jones into a wall.)
James Earl Jones: Obi Wan has taught you well.
Brandon: I feel the good in you, James Earl Jones. I sense the conflict.
James Earl Jones: There is no conflict.
Brandon: I don’t think you will destroy me.
James Earl Jones: If you won’t fight, then you will meet your destiny.
(James Earl Jones throws his lightsaber at Brandon so Brandon hides.)
James Earl Jones: You cannot hide forever, Brandon.
Brandon: I can too.
James Earl Jones: Give yourself to the Dark Side. Only then will you get your TV show back to being unrated. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for your TV show is strong. If you won’t be turned then perhaps will lower your show’s rating to G.
Brandon: NOOOOOO!!!
(Brandon takes out his lightsaber and attacks James Earl Jones. He knocks down James Earl Jones and cuts off his hand. Blood splatters everywhere.)
Emperor: Good, your hate has made you powerful. Now take James Earl Jones’ place by my side.
(Brandon looks over at James Earl Jones.)
Brandon: I’ll never turn to the Dark Side. You’ve failed your heinous. I’m a Jedi, just like Nicolas Cage.
Emperor: So be it, Jedi.
(The Emperor starts to use Force Lightning on Brandon.)
Brandon: AHHHHHH.!!!. James Earl Jones, please help me.
Emperor: Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.
(James Earl Jones grabs the Emperor and throws him out the FCC building.)
James Earl Jones: That would have been easier with two hands.
(Brandon Superkicks James Earl Jones out the window.)
Brandon: Good riddance. I’ll just change the rating over here on the computer now.
(Brandon gets on the computer and changes his show’s rating to unrated.)
Brandon: Fuck yeah. On another note, Alex and I will win this week against The Red Dawn.
Brandon: Wasn’t last week great?
Banky: No.
Brandon: What do you mean? I got to shoot off a nuclear missile. I got to meet Chewbacca. Elvis was there. It was awesome.
Banky: I got waterboarded.
Brandon: That might have been my favorite part. You make a good decoy by the way.
Banky: Thanks, I guess.
Brandon: Our show is still PG though. It’s a shame I nuked the wrong place. Those FCC people are crafty.
Banky: Have we finally given up on stopping them yet?
Brandon: Ha, I never give up. I’m the most resilient wrestler in GIW.
Banky: What’s that have to do with anything?
Brandon: Nothing. I’ll tell you what we are going to do. We are going to the FCC building. I finally figured out where the real place is. All we have to do go in and kick some butt. They’ll have to put our show back to being unrated.
Banky: Why do I have a feeling that there is going to be some kind of stupid obstacle in our way?
Brandon: You are a negative person. Nothing can possibly go wrong. We’ll go to Washington D.C. and we’ll get our show back to the way it was.
(Brandon and Banky take a plane to Washington D.C.)
Banky: Why didn’t we just beam here?
Brandon: They have a special protection thing here. The aliens built it. The government has been working with them for years.
Banky: At this point, I’m willing to believe anything.
Brandon: So you are finally accepting your fate that you die in episode 100.
Banky: I still don’t believe you on that.
Brandon: Whatever. There’s the building over there by that baseball field. That’s a weird place for a building like that.
Banky: It looks like the easiest way in though is from the baseball field.
Brandon: We’ll just go over there and hop the fence then we can get our show back.
(Brandon and Banky walk through the baseball field.)
Brandon: I’m glad these kids don’t mind us walking through the field while they play.
Banky: They must really love baseball.
(Brandon and Banky start to climb the fence.)
Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kids run over to the fence and pull Brandon and Banky down.)
Brandon: What’s wrong with you kids?
Kid: You can’t go over that fence.
Banky: Why not?
Kids: The Beast.
Brandon: What’s The Beast?
Kid: It’s like a big gorilla monster dog that already ate one kid.
Brandon: I knew this whole getting into the FCC thing was too easy. How do we get in then?
Kid: Nobody gets in. Nobody gets out. They become property of The Beast.
Banky: Why don’t we just knock on the front door?
Kid: Are you kidding? The FCC people are the meanest people ever to live. It’s not an option.
Banky: I guess we better just give up. Where did Brandon go?
(A gunshot is heard and Brandon is seen jumping over the fence.)
Brandon: We don’t have to worry about that Beast thing anymore.
Kid: Did you shoot it?
Brandon: Right between the eyes. He won’t be eating anybody anymore. Let’s go Banky.
(Brandon and Banky go to the front door. James Earl Jones appears.)
Brandon: James Earl Jones? Why are you here?
James Earl Jones: It’s in my contract to appear on an episode of The Brown Show.
Brandon: Sweet.
James Earl Jones: I heard a gunshot. Where did that come from?
Brandon: I shot that Beast dog out there.
James Earl Jones: Nobodies ever got the best of old Hercules. Why didn’t you just knock on the door, I would have shot him
Brandon: I really wanted to shoot him myself.
James Earl Jones: Haha. Come on in, I’ll take you to the head guy here.
Brandon: Wait here, Banky.
(James Earl Jones takes Brandon to the top floor of the building. A man is sitting in a chair as the enter.)
James Earl Jones: I have brought them here as you wish, master.
Brandon: Who is that guy, James Earl Jones?
James Earl Jones: He is the Emperor of the FCC. He is your new master.
Brandon: You betrayed us, James Earl Jones.
James Earl Jones: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Join the Emperor and your training will be complete.
Brandon: I won’t join the Dark Side.
Emperor: Your resistance is futile. You will be turned just like James Earl Jones before you.
Brandon: No.
(Brandon pulls out his lightsaber to strike The Emperor but he is stopped by James Earl Jones who has his lightsaber out.)
Emperor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!1
(Brandon and James Earl Jones continue to duel with their lightsabers. Brandon kicks James Earl Jones into a wall.)
James Earl Jones: Obi Wan has taught you well.
Brandon: I feel the good in you, James Earl Jones. I sense the conflict.
James Earl Jones: There is no conflict.
Brandon: I don’t think you will destroy me.
James Earl Jones: If you won’t fight, then you will meet your destiny.
(James Earl Jones throws his lightsaber at Brandon so Brandon hides.)
James Earl Jones: You cannot hide forever, Brandon.
Brandon: I can too.
James Earl Jones: Give yourself to the Dark Side. Only then will you get your TV show back to being unrated. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for your TV show is strong. If you won’t be turned then perhaps will lower your show’s rating to G.
Brandon: NOOOOOO!!!
(Brandon takes out his lightsaber and attacks James Earl Jones. He knocks down James Earl Jones and cuts off his hand. Blood splatters everywhere.)
Emperor: Good, your hate has made you powerful. Now take James Earl Jones’ place by my side.
(Brandon looks over at James Earl Jones.)
Brandon: I’ll never turn to the Dark Side. You’ve failed your heinous. I’m a Jedi, just like Nicolas Cage.
Emperor: So be it, Jedi.
(The Emperor starts to use Force Lightning on Brandon.)
Brandon: AHHHHHH.!!!. James Earl Jones, please help me.
Emperor: Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.
(James Earl Jones grabs the Emperor and throws him out the FCC building.)
James Earl Jones: That would have been easier with two hands.
(Brandon Superkicks James Earl Jones out the window.)
Brandon: Good riddance. I’ll just change the rating over here on the computer now.
(Brandon gets on the computer and changes his show’s rating to unrated.)
Brandon: Fuck yeah. On another note, Alex and I will win this week against The Red Dawn.
