Drinking Is Good

[Raenius]

I need to pea.

But just discovered Natasha Nice.

Shit porn name? Yes. But class titties? Also yes.

Do I pee, or jerk off?

For the record, I'm gonna pee and not jerk off, but I just wanna know how everyone else feels about this.

[Eden Morgan]

I think I should take each one of these points and address them:

I need to pea.
- If you have small green vegetables coming out of your stuff then I would suggest you discontinue reading the rest of this and seek medical help. Fast.

But just discovered Natasha Nice.
- Really? You're way behind.

Shit porn name? Yes. But class titties? Also yes.
-A. This is true. B. Also true... yes they are class but NOT epic!

Do I pee, or jerk off?
- I'd say pee or there could be an unpredictable mess.

For the record, I'm gonna pee and not jerk off, but I just wanna know how everyone else feels about this.
- A wise decision, sir. As to how I feel about this... regrettably, I am ambivalent, not having the inclination nor the proper equipment to jerk off to Natasha Nice.

That is all.

[Raenius]

You could always fire your fingers up there.

[Eden Morgan]

Ahem...

1. I'm married. To Danny. No need for self-lovings.

2. I believe I stated I didn't have the inclination to in relation to Miss Nice. Were I to have the inclination to "fire my fingers up there" it would be to someone worthwhile. She is far from it.

[Raenius]

Someone like who?

Who would tingle the flaps of our resident mammy?

[Rigor Vaine]

How exactly did I live so long without these type of conversations in my life. My how I've missed them...

[Zombie Jesus]

These aren't a part of your everyday normal? ... Then you my friend have lived a sheltered life.

[Eden Morgan]

*Sigh* I knew I should have stayed out of this thread when I saw that R! was the author.

Resident mammy?!?! WTF?!?! That makes me sound old, goddammit. Damned Irish spitfuck (thank you Tallahassee).

As for who gives me the tingles... if you must know, I find these tingle-worthy:








Oh wait... you wanted chicks?

Let's see... I'd go lez for Anne Lindfjeld (don't think anymore pics of her are required or else some of you may lose an eye).

Aww what the hell, it's for a good cause, right?



Who else.... Kat Von D.




Carey Hart, Johnny Depp, and Angelina Jolie get honorable mention.

Happy now?

[Zombie Jesus]

Anne Lindfjeld and Kat Von D?... Yeah I'ld go Lez for that.

[Raenius]

I used to think a poke at Von D would be great.

Until I noticed the fucking heartograms on her fingers.

Now I just want to batter her round the head with her own fucking arm stump.

[Rigor Vaine]

What is it about efeds that attracts the type of women all of us strive to meet in real life but never do?

I've known about 10 women in effedding and several of them would have posted similar to what has just been posted.

In real life I must have asked hundreds of women which women they'd get hot for. And only 1 has ever given a decent answer...

Awesome... I love fedding....

[>V<]

What do you call a fat-fingered lesbian?

Well-hung!

[Eden Morgan]

Okay that wasn't really that funny and yet I can't stop laughing. I keep imagining all these pudgy dykes... and eww I don't want to go there anymore.

And hey, I'm a real life woman dammit! I'm thinking the reason for your confusion is that some women are okay posting shit like that because they are behind a sort of veil of anonymity. Like you said, you're probably not going to meet them. Asking some women IRL is likely to result in blank stares at best or a look of "perv!"and a possible smack at worst.

Me- this is me. I'm about as straight as it gets, but I can appreciate a nice rack when I see one. I even point them out to Danny lol.

[>V<]

Fuck you, that's a funny joke right there...