Sentinel 17/5/08 RESULTS

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The camera opens inside the GIW arena, with acting general manager, Cara Costello, standing in the centre of the ring. She is clutching a microphone with both hands and holding it to her lips.

Hanson: I am so turned on right now...

Vinegar: Daniel, we're on air!

Hanson: I know.

Vinegar: o.O Well folks, assuming you didn't all just change the channel, I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with Daniel Hanson as always. Thanks for joining us at Sentinel this week. Right now, Cara Costello has an important announcement to make.

Hanson: That's Ms. Costello to you, creep. She's your boss now!

Costello: Ladies and gentlemen.

Hanson: She's speaking! Shut your mouth, Nick!!

Vinegar: ...

Costello: Firstly, allow me to state that at this very moment, Declan Prescott continues to recover. He is still bed ridden right now, but I am pleased to announce that the worst of his recovery is now behind him.

The arena fills with boos, causing Cara to bite down on her bottom lip in annoyance. She flicks her hair harshly, clears her throat and speaks louder.

Costello: And now to my main concern. As most of you are probably aware, last week we witnessed a volatile attack on our Global Heavyweight Champion, Brandon Brown. Having been appointed the general manager of Global Impact Wrestling, I am, naturally, well aware of the barbaric, underhanded nature of this attack.

Vinegar: Oh yeah, I'm sure Cara is really bothered by Brandon Brown being attacked. She's full of shi -

Hanson: Careful, Nick! She can fire you and no one would blame her for doing it either!

Costello: Lord Deathman and Savage, I now address you both. Your actions have not gone unnoticed by me and, as such, you will come into this ring right now and explain yourselves! If you think I'm going to allow this sort of behaviour to go unnoticed, you're gravely mistaken. Now get out here right now!!

Vinegar: Cara seems legitimately annoyed here. I can't say I buy it, though.

Hanson: Ms. Costello you insolent cretin!

The arena suddenly turns pitch black.

Vinegar: I think Cara just got her wish!

Hanson: Uh oh...

The lights return and Savage, Misery and Lord Deathman are in the ring. They all surround the GM, towering over her and staring at her intensely. Savage raises his own mic to his mouth and spits harshly into it.

Savage: I'm sorry, did you just give us an order?!

Costello: Yes, I di -

Deathman *with a mic of his own*: SILENCE! You dare demand answers from Lord Deathman? From the General Of Destruction?!

Costello: If you think you can intimidate me, De -

Savage: Cara, look at him! He's over seven feet tall and almost 400 pounds. Who isn't intimidated by him?!

Costello: Cara?! That's Ms. Costello to you! And you both listen up! I told you that I wouldn't let this slide! You're going to be held responsible for what you did to Brandon! And to that end... thankyou.

Cara smiles broadly and wraps her arms around Savage in a warm hearted hug.

Vinegar: I KNEW IT! WHAT A BITCH?!

Hanson: !!!

The fans begin booing loudly, as Cara turns to Deathman, arms open. She seems to think better of the idea and, instead, extends a hand for the giant to shake. After several moments, he reluctantly accepts her offer and grasps her hand quite firmly. Cara then turns to Misery, who is as unmoving as Deathman. Cara simply shakes her head to herself and raises the mic to her lips once more.

Costello: Moving on... It was I who asked Savage and Deathman to take out Brandon Brown. Why? Because he deserved it! And because I can! Of course, Brandon wasn't the only one attacked last week.

Vinegar: CHRIS AUSTIN?!

Savage: That's right, Cara. Austin was taken out too. To the point of not even being able to be at the arena tonight, in fact. Of course, we didn't do it.

Cara: That's right. We had a little help!

"Monsters Of Rock" hits and the tag team of Hiroshima emerge on the stage.

Vinegar: NO!!!

Hanson: Ha! It looks like Aragato and Komosube have joined the ranks! Awesome!

The pair enter the ring, as their music fades. They both bow humbly before Cara Costello, who returns the gesture in kind. The pair then take up a position either side of her, to immense booing from the fans.

Savage: Of course, there's still one question on everybody's mind. Why?! Why did we target Chris Austin? There are so many reasons. He's conceded, selfish, obnoxious, a coward and he most definitely deserved what he received. But we didn't attack him because of any of these reasons. We targeted him, because it was in our best interest to do so. We are, after all, going to claim the Hardcore Title at Toxic Intent!

Savage grins broadly, as "Immortal" begins blasting over the P.A. system. Donovan Hastings, accompanied by Calypso Desmona, appears on the stage. The arena erupts into a single, united jeer. The pair take no notice and begin to make their way down the ramp.

Vinegar: Hastings too?! Just how many people has Cara recruited here?!

Hanson: Does it matter?! With The Last Aryan himself, two lords and Hiroshima, they're already unstoppable!!

Hastings and Desmona enter the ring, Desmona running her hands up and down Hastings' chest. The Lord Of Pain takes Savage's mic and casts The Brutal Enigma a cheeky wink as he does so.

Hastings: That is correct. Your Lord Hastings, has joined this elite group of wrestling's finest.

Hastings smiles broadly, casting a 360 degree gaze around the arena. He then takes Cara's hand and lightly kisses it, causing Desmona to scowl unapprovingly. He then looks out towards the fans once more and continues.

Hastings: And together we will rule Global Impact Wrestling. It is simply... inevitable.

Costello: That's absolutely right. Our authority is definitive and anyone who does not respect that authority will be... Lord Deathman?

Deathman: DESTROYED!

Costello: Precisely. We are Global Domination and, from this moment, our word is law. And tonight, right now, we prove our point. I'm flexing my power and booking a tag team match. Travis Roberts, the supposed 'Headliner', and Randy Boolzian against Savage and Lord Donovan Hastings! Right now, let's go!

Vinegar: WHAT?! Is she kidding?! Roberts and BoolZ aren't scheduled to compete tonight. They won't be prepared!

Hanson: When you're in GIW, you have to always be prepared. I guess the rookies are gonna learn that, right now! Ha!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Wonder What's Next" soon hits, as the ring is emptied by all, except Savage, Hastings and the newly arrived Hazel East. Randy 'BoolZ' Boolzian makes his way onto the stage. He has a can of Red Bull in hand, but no cigarette, clearly indicating he isn't as prepared as he would like. The fans cheer him unanimously, as he casts a demonic glance at the men in the ring and then begins charging full speed down the ramp.

Vinegar: BoolZ is showing no fear! He slides into the ring and BAM! He just smashed that can of Red Bull over Hastings' skull! Now he starts laying rights and lefts into Savage! He whips The Brutal Enigma into the ropes and, as he comes racing back, scores with a HUGE hurricarana!!! Hastings is back up, but BoolZ levels him with a GIANT dropkick!!!

Hanson: Wait, this wasn't supposed to happen!

Vinegar: But it has! And now BoolZ turns back to Savage, but The Last Aryan smashes him with a fist to the jaw! BoolZ stumbles backwards and Hastings applies a full nelson from behind! Dammit, now Savage is pummelling away at BoolZ with rights and lefts. The man is defenceless!

Hanson: It's his fault for letting himself get caught in that position, Nick.

Vinegar: That's bullshit! Savage and Hastings obviously knew about this match ahead of time, while their opponents didn't! It's nothing, but a damn set up!

Hanson: That's slander! Ms. Costello should sue you!

"Bummer" suddenly hits and an excited buzz fills the arena. Travis Roberts emerges on the stage, his arms spread wide open. His reaction is mostly positive, although the fans are clearly unsure how to treat the newcomer.

Vinegar: This is the debuting Travis Roberts, making his way down the ramp. Savage has left the ring and is going to greet him! Savage swings a right fist, but Roberts blocks and hits a kick to the gut, followed by a Russian leg sweep! BANG! Incredible impact on the ramp!!

Hanson: There was nothing 'incredible' about that! I hope Savage is okay!

Vinegar: Back in the ring, the bell has rung and the match is officially underway! BoolZ breaks free of Hastings's grip, by bashing the back of his skull into The Lord Of Pain's face! Hastings is hurting, as BoolZ levels him with a snap suplex! BoolZ wastes no time and springs back to his feet. But Aragato is on the apron!!!

Hanson: Alright! Mr. Deathmatch here to save the day!

Vinegar: Aragato and BoolZ are screaming obscenities at each other and the distraction gives Hastings enough time to smash BoolZ with a gut buster! Hastings locking in a headlock on the canvas, but here comes Travis Roberts! East is still distracted by Aragato and Roberts hits a kick to the face on Hastings!

Hanson: Finally, East turns around. Disqualify that cheating Roberts!

Vinegar: The Blessed One being escorted to his team's corner, as BoolZ pulls Hastings up. RBI with a snapmare, then a kick to the spine and finishing up with a dropkick to Hastings' skull! And now Travis Roberts is calling BoolZ over for the tag!

Hanson: Yeah, get BoolZ out of there! I've had enough of seeing him cheat!

Vinegar: Cheat?! What in God's name are you on about?!

Hanson: We all know BoolZ couldn't beat Hastings in a fair fight!

Vinegar: If anything, Hastings was the one with the advantage, as he knew about the match before BoolZ! Now The Red Bull Icon has IGNORED Roberts and is continuing the match by himself! SAVAGE OUT OF NOWHERE LEVELS RBI WITH THE TIGER V!!!!!

Hanson: HA! That's what you get, sucka!!

Vinegar: East is racing towards Savage and Komosube and Deathman take advantage! They grab one leg each of Roberts and pull him straight down to the floor!!! Now they're stomping away at The Blessed One!

Hanson: Ha! The only thing he's gonna be headlining is the ambulance trip to the hospital!

Vinegar: And now Aragato is in the ring WITH A KENDO STICK!! EAST IS STILL DISTRACTED BY SAVAGE!!! BOOLZ IS GONNA GET HIS LIGHTS TURNED OUT, AS SOON AS HE GETS UP!!!

Hanson: WHAT THE?!?!?!

Vinegar: CHRIS AUSTIN IN THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! HE IS HERE TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! BANG!!! HE JUST PLANTED ARAGATO!!!!

Hanson: AND NOW HE'S HEADING OUT OF THE RING AND AFTER KOMOSUBE AND DEATHMAN!!!

Vinegar: BUT DEATHMAN AND KOMOSUBE ARE READY! DEATHMAN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND KOMOSUBE WITH A SUPER KICK BLAST THAT WEAPON STRAIGHT INTO AUSTIN'S FACE!!!!

Hanson: HA! He's not so hardcore now!

Vinegar: And back in the ring BoolZ is able to tag in Roberts! Hastings charges at The Blessed One, but only meets a big boot!! He's quick back to his feet, but gets whipped straight into the ropes! Savage makes a blind tag from the apron, as Hastings comes rushing back to Roberts AND GETS POWER SLAMMED STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!

Hanson: But Roberts didn't notice the tag. Savage from behind! BLITZKRIEG COMING UP!!!

Vinegar: NO! ROBERTS PUSHES SAVAGE INTO THE ROPES! SAVAGE COMES BOUNCING BACK AND ROBERTS HITS A KICK TO THE GUT! HE HITS THE WHITE OUT!!!!

Hanson: OH NO!!!

Vinegar: TRAVIS COVERS! ONE! HASTINGS COMING TO BREAK IT UP! TWO! NO! BOOLZ LEVELS THE IMMORTAL ONE WITH A DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE! THREE!!!! IT'S OVER!!!! ROBERTS AND BOOLZ WITH THE UPSET WIN!!!

Dennis: Here are your winners... RRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOLZIAN AND TRRRRRRRRRAVIS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROBERTS!!!!

Vinegar: They did it! This was one insane match and, with some help from Chris Austin, Global Domination has lost their very first bout! Cara looks outraged and I love it!

Hanson: Don't get too excited. Hiroshima and Deathman are in the ring!

Vinegar: Dammit! And they've got hold of BoolZ and Roberts! FAT MAN, LITTLE BOY LEVELS ROBERTS AND A GRAVEYARD EFFECT SMASHES BOOLZ LIFELESSLY INTO THE CANVAS!!!

Hanson: HA! And now Ms. Costello, Desmona and Misery are getting in the ring!

Vinegar: Cara kneeling over Savage here and inquiring if he's okay, while Desmona attends to Hastings. Both men groggily getting to their feet. They're both obviously hurting here.

Hanson: But not as much as their opponents! Komosube is still stomping away at Roberts!

Costello: Well, there you have it. Roberts may have gotten a lucky three count, but I think the broken bodies littering the arena tell us who the real victors are. Roberts... BoolZ...... Austin...... They are the example. Should anyone cross Global Domination... you will join these three men.

Vinegar: The message has been sent, folks. I think this is day one in a dark period for GIW history.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"So Hated" hits and both Robert Garland and Rock 'Devonte' Hard make their way onto the stage.

Dennis: The following match is GIW'S first ever HANDICAP MATCH! Introducing first, the team of Rock Hard and Robert Garland!

Vinegar: These two not getting much of a reception here.

Hanson: The fans probably don't even know who they are.

Vinegar: Well, maybe they can change that tonight.

Hanson: And then maybe they'll ride a flying pig out of the arena.

"Nightmare" hits, as the arena fills with boos. Sean Jensen, jogs out from the curtain and makes a beeline for the ring.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Sacramento, California and weighing 223 pounds, The Real Innovator... SEEEEEAAAAAN JENSEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

Vinegar: Jensen slides into the ring AND TURNS BOTH HIS OPPONENTS INSIDE OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Now the bells rings! Here we go, folks!

Hanson: Devonte is rolling out of the ring, leaving Garland to fight it out. Not like it matters either way, Jensen is still going to win!

Vinegar: That remains to be seen. Jensen whips garland to the ropes. The Original Badger comes racing back and is met with a dropkick straight to the face! Garland getting back up, but Jensen smashes him with a DDT!

Hanson: Jensen is dominating here!

Vinegar: He certainly is. Now he's lifting Garland up for a DVD! But Garland slides free and tags in Devonte! Devonte leaps onto the top rope AND IS LOOKING FOR THE ROCK HARD RIGHT SLAM!!!

Hanson: But Jensen ducks it! He's way too fast, Nick! And now The Real Innovator whips Garland into Devonte! HA! They just bumped heads!!

Vinegar: Garland and Devonte dazed, after after colliding skulls. JENSEN CHARGES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SENDS GARLAND OUT OF THE RING WITH AN INNO-KICK!!! NOW HE GRABS DEVONTE AND SMASHES HIM WITH THE P.O.M.F.D!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: BRILLIANT!

Vinegar: JENSEN COVERS! ONE! TWO! THREE! THIS ONE'S OVER!!!

Dennis: Your winner... SEEEEEEAAAAAAAN JENSEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

Hanson: Garland and Hard didn't land a single attack!

Vinegar: No, they didn't. This may be Sean's most impressive showing yet, I can't lie.

Hanson: Levi must be shaking in his boots, watching this! Jensen looks unstoppable!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Several eerie musical notes begin playing throughout the arena, which turns black. As the lights return, Lord Deathman and Misery can be seen in the centre of the ring.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by the GIW WOMEN'S CHAMPION Misery, from The Dark and weighing 370 pounds, The General Of Destruction... LOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRD DEATHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Vinegar: This is the second time we've seen these two out here tonight and it'll hopefully be the last!

Hanson: Says you, fool!

Misery exits the ring, as "Slither" hits. The fans begin cheering and Big B Brown makes his way through the curtains.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Harlem, New York and weighing FIVE HUNDRED pounds, The 500 Pound Wrecking Machine... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG B BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!

Big B enters the ring via the steps and exchanges an intense stare down with his opponent.

Vinegar: This is B's first match in many weeks, but I don't think that'll slow him down. If anything, it's going to make him that much more dangerous. He's hungry for some competition!

Hanson: And for some burgers, most likely. Are you remembering who B is facing here? The General Of Destruction! Lord Deathman! The fat boy doesn't stand a chance.

Vinegar: We'll just see. The bell rings and here we go! Both men lock up. It seems to be a draw here, as both men release the hold, neither able to gain an advantage over the other. Deathman is the quicker of the two, although that's not saying all that much, and hits a kick to B's knee. He follows up with a stiff right hand, sending B tumbling to the ropes.

Hanson: They'll probably break!

Vinegar: Would you stop it? Deathman looking to whip B across the ring, but the 500 pounder holds onto the ropes with his right arm and then pulls Deathman into a HUGE clothesline!

Hanson: Oh no! Our Lord just hit the canvas!

Vinegar: You mean your Lord. BIG B JUST HIT A BODY SPLASH ONTO DEATHMAN!!! MY GOD, HE MIGHT BE THE GENERAL OF PANCAKES NOW!!!

Hanson: That was a terrible joke! Come on, Lord Deathman! Get up and make that fatty pay!

Vinegar: Deathman is dazed here. B is pulling him up and locks in a vicious bear hug!! The General's ribs are being crushed here!!

Hanson: He has to fight it, Nick!

Vinegar: And that he does, by planting a vicious head butt into B! B is forced to release his opponent, who smashes the five hundred pounder with a MASSIVE spine buster!!! My God, incredible strength from Deathman!

Hanson: Ha! That it is! And now the Lord drops a leg across B's face. He's gonna make chunky butt pay!

Vinegar: He just might, as he's going to the top rope! HE LEAPS OFF WITH A MOONSAULT!!!! B GETS HIS KNEES IN THE AIR!!! BANG!!! DEATHMAN'S RIBS JUST TOOK THE FULL FORCE OF THAT IMPACT!!!!

Hanson: NO!!!! And now the big slob is getting up! Deathman is hurt!

Vinegar: He certainly is, but he's battling to his feet all the same. Both men are up and B scores with a pile driver!!! Big B pulling Deathman up AND INDICATING FOR THE TRIPLE POWER BOMB!!!

Hanson: And now Misery is on the apron, screaming in East's face! I agree with her actions! This match is an outrage!

Vinegar: Only because B was winning! In the distraction, Deathman has hit a low blow!! Dammit, NOW HE'S LIFTING BIG B UP FOR THE DEATH NOTE!!!! BUT B COUNTERS WITH SOME DESPERATE RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!! COMBINED WITH HIS ENORMOUS WEIGHT, IT'S ENOUGH TO SEND DEATHMAN TOPPLING TO THE CANVAS!!! HE JUST GOT CRUSHED BY BIG B AGAIN!!!

Hanson: THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: And now B looks furious!! He's beating his chest AND POINTING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! He's starting to climb the turnbuckle!!!

Hanson: BUT LOOK!!! HERE COMES SAVAGE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Vinegar: DAMMIT, NO!!! East is still distracted by Misery, Deathman is laid out on the canvas, B is on the top rope and now Savage is in the ring WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! BANG!!!! HE JUST SMASHED IT INTO BIG B'S SKULL AND SENT HIM TOPPLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! THIS IS DAMN CHEATI - BUT WAIT!!! HAZEL TURNED AROUND IN TIME TO SEE IT!!!!!

Hanson: NO WAY!! SHE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL! SHE CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Vinegar: HELL YES, SHE CAN!!!

Dennis: Your winner, as a result of disqualification, BIIIIIIIIIIIIG B BRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!

Hanson: Savage looks furious!!! But Deathman is starting to recover and I bet he's even more furious!!!

Vinegar: Savage not wanting to find out and wisely leaving the arena. Deathman is watching him retreat, a fire burning in his eyes. Has Global Domination dissolved already?!

Hanson: No way! Savage was just trying to help! Deathman will see that, just you wait!

Vinegar: Either way, I have to say I'm disappointed here. I was looking forward to this match. Now I can only hope for a rematch someday.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Paint It Black" hits and there is a confused murmur throughout the arena. Soon enough, Jack Ryans enters, with mic in hand, and spends several moments waving to the fans, before making his way down the ramp. He slides into the ring and calls for his music to be killed. The building soon turns silent and Ryans begins to speak.

Ryans: Good evening everyone.

Hanson: Who is this guy, Nick?

Vinegar: That's Jack Ryans, Dan. He just signed up with GIW this past week.

Hanson: I dislike him already.

Vinegar: The feeling is probably mutual.

Ryans: Firstly, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jack Ryans. I came to Global Impact Wrestling for one reason. I feel it's my duty to clean up the degenerate, malicious behaviour that floods GIW.

Hanson: I agree! That Brandon Brown must be stopped at all costs!

Vinegar: Oh God...

Ryans: But, sadly, it seems things are even worse here than I first believed. In the space of one television broadcast, I've seen four men attacked without cause. Travis Roberts, Randy Boolzian, Chris Austin and Big B Brown...

Hanson: They weren't attacked without reason! Besides, it's closer to five with Big B on the list.

Ryans: ...I realise I have not proven myself in this federation, but I trust you will give me the chance. For I don't intend to let these injustices continue. In fact, I'm taking the first step to correct them, right now. Savage! You seem to be quite content involving yourself in everyone else's business, seeing as you just attacked Big B with a chair. So I'm holding you responsible for your actions. Come out and face me right n -

"Amerika" hits and the fans being booing loudly.

Vinegar: Here we go, folks! Savage is marching down the ramp and he looks incredibly angry! Of course, that's usually how he always looks...

Hanson: And he's sliding in the ring here. Knock this n00b out, Savage!

Vinegar: Savage calling for a mic of his own, which Vick Ace tosses to him.

Savage: Who the FUCK do you think you are?!

Ryans: Jack Ryans. Nothing more, nothing less.

Savage: And can you give me ONE reason why I shouldn't knock you out right now?!

Ryans: Please, Savage. There's only one way to settle this matter. A match. Next week. Allow me the chance to put you in your place. If I fail in a match I'm prepared for, the victory will actually mean something for you.

Savage: Yeah, it will mean something when your blood has painted the ring, red!

Ryans: Then it's settled.

Vinegar: Ryans extending his hand for Savage to shake here and that may be a mistak - SAVAGE JUST SPAT IN RYANS' FACE!!!

Hanson: Ha! Ryans is lucky that's all Savage did!

Vinegar: And now Savage is retreating up the ramp for the third time tonight! Things are going to be intense when Jack Ryans debuts next week!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Kickstart My Heart" hits and the arena fills with cheers. Brandon Brown, the Global Heavyweight Championship around his waist as always, makes his way onto the stage. He spends several moments posing and soaking in the adulation he receives, before jogging down the ramp.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Albion, Indiana and weighing 190 pounds, the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... BRRRRRRRRRRRANDON BBBBBBBBBBBBBROWN!!!!!

Brown enters the ring and removes the Title from his waist, as the arena grows silent in anticipation. After several soundless moments, "Endless Song" begins pumping over the arena. Aragato and Komosube emerge on the stage, only to be met with boos.

Dennis: And the opponent, being accompanied by Aragato, from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 409 pounds... KOMOSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE!!!!!!

Komosube quickly devours his bowl of rice, enters the ring and removes his kimono and then stares down his opponent. Aragato begins stalking Brown on the outside.

Vinegar: Well, it seems Brown's opponent is Komosube!! He hasn't wrestled here in quite some time and imagine if he returned with a win over the Global Heavyweight Champion!

Hanson: If?! You crazy, Nick?! Komosube is the toughest guy I've ever seen! He's gonna wipe the floor with Brown!

Vinegar: As long as we don't see a repeat of the last match, I'll be happy. Hiroshima has joined Global Domination, after all. I just want a clean bout here.

Hanson: It's not gonna be clean, Nick! They'll be picking pieces of Brown off the mat for a week! HA!

Vinegar: And Komosube is in the ring and the bell has sounded. Both men circling the ring. Komosube lunges at Brown, but the Champ side steps. Now he leaps onto Komosube's back and locks in a sleeper!!

Hanson: But Komosube isn't having any of it. He grabs Brown's arms, flips him over his back and sends him smashing into the mat! That guy is intense!

Vinegar: I won't disagree, as Komosube pulls Brown back up and smashes his chest with a vicious chop! Brown stumbles into the corner AND KOMOSUBE WITH A BODY SPLASH!!!

Hanson: Jeez, Brown just got flattened! I love it!

Vinegar: Now Komosube looking for a suplex on Brown, but the Champ slides free and lands on his feet, behind Komosube! BANG! Enziguri to the back o the head! Komsoube goes stumbling forward, but he's standing!

Hanson: Komosube is so strong! That would have taken any regular man down!

Vinegar: Brown isn't done yet though! He dashes at Komosube and takes him down with a bulldog! Now Komosube is on the mat and Brown scores with a jumping elbow drop. And now Brown is stalking Komosube, who is returning to his feet.

Hanson: Watch out, Komosube! He got lucky once, don't let it happen again!

Vinegar: Lucky? You're unbelievable. Komosube back up and Brown charges, looking for a second bulldog! Komosube ducks this time and brown lands on his feet, in front of the sumo! Brown turns around, RIGHT INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

Hanson: Massive impact from Komosube! Every move he does hurts, Nick!

Vinegar: It certainly seems that way, as the big man pulls the Global Champion back up by the hair. Komosube looking for a power bomb! But Brown fighting back with some valiant fists into his opponent's skull! Komosube is forced to break his hold, Brown frees his legs and scores with a falling DDT!! He nips back up AND IS CALLING FOR THE SUPERKICK!!!!

Hanson: No way!!!

Vinegar: KOMOSUBE BACK UP AND BRANDON CHARGES!! NO!!! KOMOSUBE CATCHES BROWN'S LEG AND SWINGS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE LIKE A BASEBALL BAT!!!

Hanson: Ha!!! He just got destroyed!!!

Vinegar: Brown stumbling groggily back to his feet, clearly in a lot of pain AND KOMOSUBE BLASTS HIM WITH THAT VICIOUS HEAD BUTT!! AND NOW KOMOSUBE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!!

Hanson: NO WAY!!! HE CAN'T DO THIS!!!

Vinegar: BROWN HAS BEEN LAID OUT RIGHT NEXT TO THE TURNBUCKLE! KOMOSUBE IS CLOSE ENOUGH!!! AND HE LEAPS OFF!!!! THAT BANZAI-SAULT IS GONNA CRUSH BROWN - NO!!!! BRANDON ROLLS TO SAFETY JUST IN TIME!!!!

Hanson: KABOOM!!!!!! THE WHOLE RING JUST SHOOK!!!!!

Vinegar: Glenn Burke has been thrown onto his ass from that ENORMOUS impact and now both athletes are getting to their feet. BROWN INDICATING FOR THE SUPERKICK AGAIN!!! HE LAUNCHES HIS FOO - WHAT?!?!?!?! THE ARENA LIGHTS JUST WENT DEAD!!!!

Hanson: This can mean only one thing!

Vinegar: The lights are back AND DEATHMAN IS ON THE RAMP!!! THE CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER ARE HAVING A STARE DOWN!!! AND KOMSUBE USES THE DISTRACTION AND LEVELS BROWN A STANDING KAMIKAZE SMASHER!!! HE COVERS!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!

Dennis: Here is your winner... KOMOSUUUUUUUUUBE!!!!

Vinegar: DAMMIT! BROWN HAS LOST HIS FIRST MATCH SINCE INFINITY, THANKS TO LORD DEATHMAN!!!

Hanson: Hey! Komosube countered the Superkick once, he could have done it again!!

Vinegar: Dammit and now Deathman is in the ring again! What's he gonna do to Brown this week?!?!

Hanson: I'd say it's obvious - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

Vinegar: CHRIS AUSTIN JUST ENTERED THE RING THROUGH THE CROWD WITH A CHAIR!!!

Hanson: HASN'T HE HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT?!

Vinegar: BANG! HE BLASTS DEATHMAN! BANG! HE BLASTS KOMOSUBE!!! BOTH MEN GO TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING AND HERE COME SAVAGE AND HASTINGS!!!

Hanson: Now Brown is getting back up, although he looks really out of it! This is a stand off, Nick! Brown and Austin inside the ring and everyone else outside!!

Vinegar: BUT NOT FOR LONG! EVERY MEMBER OF GLOBAL DOMINATION OUT THERE SLIDES INTO THE RING! THIS IS GOING TO BE A WAR, BUT WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!!

Hanson: NO WAY!!! YOU'RE KIDDING?!?!?!

Vinegar: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE THE FALLOUT FROM THIS EPIC ENCOUNTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!

The camera fades, to all seven men brawling across the ring.