Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jun 16, 2009 18:38:43 GMT -5
Hanson: Homeys and bitches, welcome to GIW Sentinel!!
Vinegar: !!!
Hanson: I told you I'd make the opening line awesome!
Vinegar: You just insulted every female fan watching!!
Hanson: Hey, everyone knows women don't watch wrestling. Anyway homeys, I'm Dan Dawg, here with Nick V! We got one ballin' episode of Sentinel coming up for y'all!!
Vinegar: Oh God...
"Monsters Of Rock" hits and the GIW arena fills with boos. Aragato, Komosube and Cara Costello emerge on the stage. The trio begin making their way down the ramp, Cara keeping sure to keep her distance from Komosube.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Komosube and Cara Costello, representing Global Domination, from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 215 pounds, Mr. Deathmatch... ARAGAAAAAAAAAAAATO!!!!!
Vinegar: Aragato set to go one-on-one with the undefeated BoolZ here. Komosube and Cara are settling themselves at ringside, while Aragato make his way inside the ring. I have to think that the Global Domination members at ringside will most certainly play a part in this match.
Hanson: How dare you, sir? You are gross. Global Domination has all the integrity in the world!
Vinegar: Since that faction was formed, I'd need both hands to count all the people they've disrespected!
Hanson: When you consider that Big B is on that list, only needing two hands is actually a compliment. Glad to see you're coming around!
"Wonder What's Next" hits and the L.A. fans begin cheering ecstatically. Randy Boolzian, a Red Bull in one hand and cigarette in the other, makes his way through the curtains. He takes a drag of the cigarette and then begins marching down the ramp.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Oceanside, California and weighing 220 pounds, The Red Bull Icon.... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAN!!!!
Vinegar: BoolZ getting inside the ring, but Travis Roberts is nowhere to be seen!
Hanson: I guess Roberts realised he doesn't want to get on GD's bad side after all. The dude is smart!
Vinegar: Well BoolZ has finished his Red Bull and smoke and the bell is ringing here. Roberts seems to have abandoned BoolZ here! AND ARAGATO KICKS OFF THE MATCH WITH A GIANT SPINNING WHEEL KICK, LEVELLING BOOLZ!
Hanson: Mr. Deathmatch doesn't waste any time and I love it!
Vinegar: BoolZ getting back up now, but Aragato quickly plants him with an AMAZING springboard DDT! Now Aragato pulling BoolZ up and whipping him to the ropes! BoolZ counters and drags Aragato into a stiff short arm clothesline! Now BoolZ heads to the ropes, as Aragato leaps back up. TWISTED STEELE TAKES MR. DEATHMATCH DOWN!!
Hanson: This action is insane! I can barely keep up!
Vinegar: But BoolZ is only just getting started! Aragato back up AND BOOLZ BLASTS HIM WITH A STANDING TUMBLE WEED! INCREDIBLE ATHLETICISM FROM THE NEWCOMER!
Hanson: This is terrible! Aragato is Mr. Deathmatch! He can't be beaten by a nobody like BoolZ!
Vinegar: Well RBI must have missed that memo, because he's taking it to Aragato right now! Mr. Deathmatch back to his feet, but BoolZ with a snap suplex!! NO! Aragato somehow lands on his feet!!! Incredible!!!
Hanson: And he takes BoolZ down with a lightning fast hurricarana!! That's what I'm talking about!
Vinegar: BoolZ quickly back up, but Aragato blasts him in the chest with a roundhouse kick! BoolZ pushed into the corner and Aragato follows up with a spinning wheel kick!!! BoolZ stumbling out of the corner and Aragato whips him to the opposite turnbuckle! NO! RBI counters and sends Aragato crashing into the opposite corner! BoolZ runs AND HITS THE NO FLY ZON - NO!!! ARAGATO EVADES AT THE LAST SECOND AND BOOLZ CRASHES AND BURNS!!!!
Hanson: Damn right he did! Aragato is DA MAN!!!
Vinegar: BoolZ groggily getting to his feet and Aragato has positioned himself on top of the turnbuckle across from RBI! ARAGATO GOES FLYING WITH THE CURTAINS AND LEVELS BOOLZ!!!! WHAT INCREDIBLE DISTANCE BY MR. DEATHMATCH?!?!
Hanson: And now he covers! Haha!
Vinegar: ONE! TW - BOOLZ WITH A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Hanson: Aragato doesn't look happy here! Even by his standards, I mean!
Vinegar: He isn't going to let it affect his performance though and begins pulling BoolZ to his feet. NO! BoolZ grabs holds of Mr. Deathmatch's leg, lifts him up and drops him face first into the top turnbuckle!! Aragato looking dazed and BoolZ with a kick to the gut AND LOOKING FOR A PILE DRIVER!! NO!!! CARA COSTELLO HAS GRABBED HIM BY THE ANKLE!!!
Hanson: What are you talking about?! She's trying to clean off a Red Bull stain!
Vinegar: Peterson telling Costello to back off, but the damage is done! The distraction has given Aragato enough time to flip BoolZ over his back and dump RBI head first on the canvas!
Hanson: And now he's stalking BoolZ! You know what's coming up, Nick?! THE CRASH LANDING!
Vinegar: RBI is up! Aragato charges and looks for the enziguri! NO! BoolZ catches his first leg and ducks the second!! Aragato is stuck with only one foot on the mat and BoolZ with a stiff kick underneath, bashing into Aragato's guts!!!
Hanson: Aragato has been taken down and BoolZ is making a beeline for the top rope!!
Vinegar: Aragato is back up! BOOLZ WITH THE STARGAZER!!! HE CONNECTS AND COVERS!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! IT'S OVER!! BOOLZ HAS DONE IT!!!!
Dennis: Your winner... RRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAN!!!!!
Vinegar: BoolZ remains undefeated within GIW! This newcomer seems unstoppable!!!
Hanson: WRONG! Komosube is in the ring behind him! Head butt to the back of BoolZ knocks that young punk straight to the mat!
Vinegar: Dammit, another mugging by Global Domination! But Komosube isn't done yet! HE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! SPLAT!!!! HE JUST ANNIHILATED BOOLZ WITH THAT BANZAI-SAULT!!!!
Hanson: Look at that ring shake! BoolZ might be dead after that attack!!
Vinegar: This is disgusting! Travis Roberts should have prevented this!
Hanson: He can make it up to BoolZ at Toxic Intent. Ha!
Vinegar: !!!
Hanson: I told you I'd make the opening line awesome!
Vinegar: You just insulted every female fan watching!!
Hanson: Hey, everyone knows women don't watch wrestling. Anyway homeys, I'm Dan Dawg, here with Nick V! We got one ballin' episode of Sentinel coming up for y'all!!
Vinegar: Oh God...
"Monsters Of Rock" hits and the GIW arena fills with boos. Aragato, Komosube and Cara Costello emerge on the stage. The trio begin making their way down the ramp, Cara keeping sure to keep her distance from Komosube.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Komosube and Cara Costello, representing Global Domination, from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 215 pounds, Mr. Deathmatch... ARAGAAAAAAAAAAAATO!!!!!
Vinegar: Aragato set to go one-on-one with the undefeated BoolZ here. Komosube and Cara are settling themselves at ringside, while Aragato make his way inside the ring. I have to think that the Global Domination members at ringside will most certainly play a part in this match.
Hanson: How dare you, sir? You are gross. Global Domination has all the integrity in the world!
Vinegar: Since that faction was formed, I'd need both hands to count all the people they've disrespected!
Hanson: When you consider that Big B is on that list, only needing two hands is actually a compliment. Glad to see you're coming around!
"Wonder What's Next" hits and the L.A. fans begin cheering ecstatically. Randy Boolzian, a Red Bull in one hand and cigarette in the other, makes his way through the curtains. He takes a drag of the cigarette and then begins marching down the ramp.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Oceanside, California and weighing 220 pounds, The Red Bull Icon.... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAN!!!!
Vinegar: BoolZ getting inside the ring, but Travis Roberts is nowhere to be seen!
Hanson: I guess Roberts realised he doesn't want to get on GD's bad side after all. The dude is smart!
Vinegar: Well BoolZ has finished his Red Bull and smoke and the bell is ringing here. Roberts seems to have abandoned BoolZ here! AND ARAGATO KICKS OFF THE MATCH WITH A GIANT SPINNING WHEEL KICK, LEVELLING BOOLZ!
Hanson: Mr. Deathmatch doesn't waste any time and I love it!
Vinegar: BoolZ getting back up now, but Aragato quickly plants him with an AMAZING springboard DDT! Now Aragato pulling BoolZ up and whipping him to the ropes! BoolZ counters and drags Aragato into a stiff short arm clothesline! Now BoolZ heads to the ropes, as Aragato leaps back up. TWISTED STEELE TAKES MR. DEATHMATCH DOWN!!
Hanson: This action is insane! I can barely keep up!
Vinegar: But BoolZ is only just getting started! Aragato back up AND BOOLZ BLASTS HIM WITH A STANDING TUMBLE WEED! INCREDIBLE ATHLETICISM FROM THE NEWCOMER!
Hanson: This is terrible! Aragato is Mr. Deathmatch! He can't be beaten by a nobody like BoolZ!
Vinegar: Well RBI must have missed that memo, because he's taking it to Aragato right now! Mr. Deathmatch back to his feet, but BoolZ with a snap suplex!! NO! Aragato somehow lands on his feet!!! Incredible!!!
Hanson: And he takes BoolZ down with a lightning fast hurricarana!! That's what I'm talking about!
Vinegar: BoolZ quickly back up, but Aragato blasts him in the chest with a roundhouse kick! BoolZ pushed into the corner and Aragato follows up with a spinning wheel kick!!! BoolZ stumbling out of the corner and Aragato whips him to the opposite turnbuckle! NO! RBI counters and sends Aragato crashing into the opposite corner! BoolZ runs AND HITS THE NO FLY ZON - NO!!! ARAGATO EVADES AT THE LAST SECOND AND BOOLZ CRASHES AND BURNS!!!!
Hanson: Damn right he did! Aragato is DA MAN!!!
Vinegar: BoolZ groggily getting to his feet and Aragato has positioned himself on top of the turnbuckle across from RBI! ARAGATO GOES FLYING WITH THE CURTAINS AND LEVELS BOOLZ!!!! WHAT INCREDIBLE DISTANCE BY MR. DEATHMATCH?!?!
Hanson: And now he covers! Haha!
Vinegar: ONE! TW - BOOLZ WITH A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Hanson: Aragato doesn't look happy here! Even by his standards, I mean!
Vinegar: He isn't going to let it affect his performance though and begins pulling BoolZ to his feet. NO! BoolZ grabs holds of Mr. Deathmatch's leg, lifts him up and drops him face first into the top turnbuckle!! Aragato looking dazed and BoolZ with a kick to the gut AND LOOKING FOR A PILE DRIVER!! NO!!! CARA COSTELLO HAS GRABBED HIM BY THE ANKLE!!!
Hanson: What are you talking about?! She's trying to clean off a Red Bull stain!
Vinegar: Peterson telling Costello to back off, but the damage is done! The distraction has given Aragato enough time to flip BoolZ over his back and dump RBI head first on the canvas!
Hanson: And now he's stalking BoolZ! You know what's coming up, Nick?! THE CRASH LANDING!
Vinegar: RBI is up! Aragato charges and looks for the enziguri! NO! BoolZ catches his first leg and ducks the second!! Aragato is stuck with only one foot on the mat and BoolZ with a stiff kick underneath, bashing into Aragato's guts!!!
Hanson: Aragato has been taken down and BoolZ is making a beeline for the top rope!!
Vinegar: Aragato is back up! BOOLZ WITH THE STARGAZER!!! HE CONNECTS AND COVERS!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! IT'S OVER!! BOOLZ HAS DONE IT!!!!
Dennis: Your winner... RRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAN!!!!!
Vinegar: BoolZ remains undefeated within GIW! This newcomer seems unstoppable!!!
Hanson: WRONG! Komosube is in the ring behind him! Head butt to the back of BoolZ knocks that young punk straight to the mat!
Vinegar: Dammit, another mugging by Global Domination! But Komosube isn't done yet! HE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! SPLAT!!!! HE JUST ANNIHILATED BOOLZ WITH THAT BANZAI-SAULT!!!!
Hanson: Look at that ring shake! BoolZ might be dead after that attack!!
Vinegar: This is disgusting! Travis Roberts should have prevented this!
Hanson: He can make it up to BoolZ at Toxic Intent. Ha!