Sentinel 14/06/08 RESULTS

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: They try to hold us down, they try to stop us coming to you, but we are back, stronger than ever…Welcome to Global Impact Wrestling, and welcome to Sentinel…THEY will never stop us….

Vinegar : Who the hell are they?

Hanson: I don’t know, I wanted a big start, something special, something exciting….

Vinegar : Maybe you could’ve just mention what we have in store for us tonight, the final first round matches of the Hardcore Tournament, Brandon brown goes up against travis Roberts, Three Debuting Stars, and to top all that Deathman vs Austin in a non title Champion vs Champion Main Event!

Traditional Japanese music plays, as Aragato makes his way out into the arena.

Announcer: Weighing in tonight at 215 pounds, from Kyoto, Japan...

ARAGATOOOOOO!

Hanson: Where the heck is Komosube?

Vinegar: Probably eating some fine, authentic Japanese food.

Hanson: Sushi is gross.

Vinegar: We agree.

Wonder what's next blares throughout the arena, as BoolZ steps out with a six pack of Red Bull in his right hand, and a shield in the other.

Ladies and gentlemen, from Oceanside, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the Red Bull Icon,

RRRRRRRANDYYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAAAAAAAAAN!

Vinegar: What's that shield for?

Hanson: For me wacking you with it.

Vinegar: I doubt it.


BoolZ enters the ring and rips open the Red Bull. He takes one can, pops it open and chugs it. Aragato comes up behind him holding a kendo stick and BoolZ turns around and spits the Red Bull into Aragato's face.


Hanson: BWAHAHAHA!


Vinegar: Well that was, different.


Aragato simply stands there, and wipes it off of his face. Then he gets a rather evil look. The ref rings the bell

Vinegar: And the match is under way! Both men are circling each other in the ring, I wonder who will get the first move in this hardcore title tournament.

Hanson: Really, I don't think it matters. I have a deep respect for Sean Jensen. He's gonna win it I tells ya!

Vinegar: You used to hate the guy...

Hanson: I still do, but have you seen Kat?

Vinegar: Yeah, we see her every week genius.

Hanson: She is SMOKIN'!

Vinegar: Anyway, BooLZ just nailed Aragato with a back body drop, the look on Aragto's face says it all!

Hanson: What a wuss.

Vinegar: Surely you can't be saying that Aragato is a wuss.

Hanson: No, you are.

Vinegar: *sigh*.

Hanson: Aragato's up and BoolZ hits him with a clothesline, and another, and another!

Vinegar: He's in total control at the moment, but that could change at any time.

Hanson: Like...now.

Vinegar: Aragato rolls out of the ring and, oh god, come on!

Hanson: Haha, he's looking under the ring as the ref admonishes him.

Vinegar: He's got a kendo stick!

Hanson: Uh, that ain't no kendo stick.

BoolZ: HEY! PUT THAT AWAY!

Vinegar: It's awfully shiny... OH MY! IT'S A KATANA!

Hanson: Slice and dice 'im!

Vinegar: And a fan with rather long hair is cussing at Aragato.

Hanson: Chop chop!

Vinegar: He's having an exchange of words, OH MY BOOLZ JUST LEAPED OFF THE TURN BUCKLE..... Aragato turns around AND HE GETS PLANTED WITH THE STARGAZER! STARGAZER ON THE CONCRETE!

Hanson: O.O

Vinegar: That shut you up.

Hanson: O.O

*crowd starts a "Holy Shit" chant*

Vinegar: BoolZ lifts Aragato up, whose eyes are rolled into the back of his head. HE IS BUSTED OPEN AFTER THAT!

Hanson: O.O

Vinegar: Feel free to chime in any time.

Hanson: I hate BoolZ, but...that was kinda cool.

Vinegar: Welcome back.

Hanson: Idiot. Anyway, the action is back in the ring BoolZ is soaking up the crowd reaction, and Aragato is slowly coming to. He sees blood, that means that he's gonna choke a bitch!

* Sad but True by Metallica hits*

Hanson: What the hell is he doing out here?

Vinegar: I don't know, but BoolZ turns around and Aragato grabs his leg and kicks it and hits a clothesline, taking down RBI.

Hanson: Hey Sean, going to join us.

Sean: Why, yes.

Hello Hanson, Vinegar don't touch me.

Vinegar: Didn't plan on it. Aragato with the drop kick, another, he goes for a suplex, reversed! BoolZ sends Aragato back first onto the mat.

Sean: Hanson, does this guy always blab like this?

Hanson: Sadly.

Sean: I'll make my way to the back then.

Hanson: Thanks for the visit.

Sean: No problem. Oh, before I leave, Aaron Kizz…STAY AWAY FROM KAT!

Vinegar: Well that was...weird.

Hanson: Aragato's up, he kicked BoolZ in the gut and delivered a hard right punch square in the jaw.

Vinegar: He continues the assault, you weren't kidding about him going nuts after the sight of his own blood!

Hanson: BoolZ is dazed! Aragato runs off the ropes, he hits the enzuigiri!

Vinegar: THIS COULD BE THE...NO! BOOLZ DODGES! ARAGATO GETS UP AND GETS CLOTHESLINED HARD! BOOLZ HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE, HE LEAPS......


Hanson: And gets introduced to Aragato's foot.

Vinegar: BoolZ is flopping around after his face being nailed with Mr. Deathmatch's boot. He runs into the ref! OH NO!

Hanson: REF BUMP! HURT HIM ARAGATO!

Vinegar: ARAGATO GRABS A KENDO STICK AND SPREADS BOOLZ'S LEGS OPEN!

Hanson: Goodbye janglies.

Vinegar: HE HIT HIM IN THE GROIN WITH THAT KENDO STICK, AGAIN, AND AGAIN! MY GOD WILL HE STOP!

Hanson: BWAHAHA, this is GOOD TV!

Vinegar: BoolZ is...probably hurt....and I don't really know what to say...

Hanson: Then quit your job so I can take over.

Vinegar: No.

Hanson: >_<

Vinegar: Aragato for the pin,

Ref: ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!!! THRE-

Vinegar and Hanson:

Vinegar: HE KICKED OUT AFTER PRACTICALLY GOT NEUTERED.

Hanson: Maybe he's a she...

Vinegar: Oh come on.

Hanson: Just sayin'.

Vinegar: Aragato pulls BoolZ up, who is clutching-

Hanson: HIS BOYS!

Vinegar: ...Thanks.

Hanson: ^_^

Vinegar: BAM! OUT OF NOWHERE, HE HITS THE DISCOMBOOLZIATOR! HE GOES FOR THE PIN!


Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!

*ding ding ding*

Hanson: Johnny Nonutz won. Unbelievable.

Vinegar: BoolZ advances! But Aragato is back on his feet, and behind Randy…Randy turns around and both these men tense up…

Hanson – Aragato is gonna kill him now…

Vinegar – NO! He bows to BoolZ, that’s a deep sign of respect that Aragato is showing, Komosube has finally started making his way to the ring, but Aragato waves him off back to the locker rooms…and turns to leave the ring…he pauses…and BOOM, hit’s BoolZ with an elbow…

Hanson – He may respect that Caffeine Addled young man, but that doesn’t mean he likes him…

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Alright there folks, were coming up to our Hardcore Title Tournament round one match between Donovan Hastings, Levi Witham and the returned Andy Savana.

Hanson: You know Hastings has this in the bag! Wait... What...

Vinegar: Where going to the back where Levi out of nowhere attacked Donovan close to the parking lot with a baseball bat!!!

Levi: You have your turn! Now its my turn!!!

Hanson: Come on Hastings! Show the Global Domination you can hold your own!

Vinegar: Where is Savana? We need a referee out in the back!! Levi smashes Hastings over the head with that bat! Oh my god already he is busted open! The bat is split into two! Incredible.

Hanson: That’s not fair! He attacked Donovan from behind what a punk Levi is. Wait... Levi is going in for a pin but NO!!! A KICK BELOW THE YOUNG GUN’S BELT!!! THAT HAD TO HURT..... Donovan wipes the blood from his eyes, he’s walking around trying to find a weapon. Oh my god! He picked up a sledgehammer.... Look’s at it and throws it away? Wait... he’s looking at Levi who’s crawling toward’s someone’s limousine.... Donovan just kicked Levi’s head through the window!!! Ha, ha, ha!!!

Vinegar: Look at Levi’s face! Glass shards are stuck in Levi’s forehead, bleeding out of control... Donovan goes for the pin! Glenn Burke is there for the count!!!

Burke: One! Two! T...

Vinegar: There’s Savana with a huge football punt to Donovan’s head sending him reeling. Savana brought himself a Singapore Cain with him and smashes Levi over the head as he was trying to sit up. Savana grabs Levi’s legs and slingshot’s him into a car through the passenger side window!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: DONOVAN RECOVER!!!! PLEASE!!!

Vinegar: Donovan is back up and runs towards Savana and take him down with a double axe handle to the back of the head. Then a quick kick to the ribs. Trying to take an advantage of the more experienced competitor. Donovan jumps on top of a limousine, he’s going to end it with a flying Singapore stick to the head! He jumps off the top, but....


Hanson: OH!!! A stiff drop kick to Donovan’s stomach. Sanvana rolls to his feet grabs Donovan’s legs and turns him over and locks in the Sanvana’s Chamber of Pain!!!

Vinegar: Donovan has to tap out. Or this will be the end of him!!! Savana wrenches back putting more pressure on his back.

Burke: DO YOU QUIT!!!

Donovan: YES!!!! (Tap’s)

Vinegar: And your winner Andy Savana, as he moves on to round two of the hardcore championship tournament to face Chris Austin at Guerrilla Warfare.

Hanson: Unless Austin doesn’t make it to the PPV after tonight’s match with Lord, Deathman.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

‘Riot’ by Three Days Grace echoes around the arena, and the fans stand as one and begin to boo as Sean Jensen, Nathaniel Gregory and Kat appear on the stage. Chants of ‘Who Resistance?’ start up and spread around the arena like wildfire.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first accaompanied by Nathaniel Gregory and Kat…weighing in at 223lbs, SEEEEEAN JEEEEEENSEN!

Sean seems nonplussed by the fans taunts, even squaring up to one teenager, and only the intervention of Nathaniel Gregory saves the youngster from a curb stomping.

Vinegar – ‘So we now know it will be Andy Savana and Randy Boolzian that progress to the next round of the Hardcore Tournament alongside Jack Ryans and this man Sean Jensen…I’ll tell you one thing, watching Sean Jensen is far better than sitting here listening to his drivel…’

Hanson – ‘So it’s BoolZ, Ryans, Savana and Jensen left in the Hardcore Tournemant?’

Vinegar – ‘That’s right…’

Hanson – ‘Well you know how earlier, I kinda stated that I thought Sean was gonna win the whole thing?’

Vinegar – ‘When you stated your deep respect for him…and Kat’

Hanson – ‘Yeah…well I’m not sure what came over me, let me revise that statement, Sean Jensen could win the hardcore tournament, but I’d say he’s the dark horse…’

“Not My Time’s” initial chords fill the arena, and the fans look to one another in confusion, as they look to the stage at one of Global Impact Wrestlings newest Additions, Aaron Kizz…and his bodyguard, Prototype.

Hanson – ‘Who the hell is this guy? And who’s that with him…he kinda looks like Vanilla Ice…’

Vinegar – ‘Ha Ha! That’s Prototype you fool, he is Aaron Kizz’s bodyguard, this guy is one of the latest of a raft of newcomers here in GIW. And he’s pretty smart, he’s obviously seen Sean Jensen’s previous matches and has got an equalizer for Gregory’

Hanson – ‘You think…what’s his name…Homotype…’

Vinegar – ‘I find that offensive and I’m sure some of our viewers do to, his name is Prototype…’

Hanson – ‘Whatever…you think he can stop Nathaniel Gregory? What the hell have you been smoking?’

Vinegar – ‘Well I’m sure we’ll find out in a minute as both competitors are now in the ring, Owen Peterson checks both men for foreign objects…and now he’s rung the bell and this match is underway…’

Hanson – ‘Look at Jensen, he’s talking to Gregory, you can bet these guys have got plan already sorted out….he may not be the most dominant star in GIW but Sean Jensen could be the most intelligent…’

Vinegar – ‘If by intelligent you mean sneaky and underhand then I’m in agreement with you…Look at that, Aaron Kizz has had enough of waiting for Jensen to finish his conversation and has spen him round, and he’s got some strong words for the Mad Hatter…and Jensen responds with a poke to the eyes…despicable…’

Hanson – ‘What did Kizz expect…talking trash to Jensen’s face, the guys only been here five minutes…and now Jensen grabs the slightly disorientated Aaron Kizz…T-Bone Suplex straight off the bat! Kizz rolls in pain, and Jensen stomps him in the midsection…’

Vinegar – ‘Look at the arrogance, he’s stopped his assault on ‘The Future’ to turn and give Kat a kiss…you know these displays of affection these two keep making are gonna make me sick…in fact I can feel the bile rising in my throat now…THANK GOD FOR AARON KIZZ! The sickly feeling has subsided, because Aaron Kizz took advantage of Sean Jensen’s ‘moment’ with Kat and has grabbed him around the waist and delivers a crashing Belly-To-Belly Suplex, and now he’s telling Kat to get to the back…’

Hanson – ‘He’s been here ten minutes, and he’s already trying it on with someone’s girl…look he’s pleading with her to leave…making out he gives a damn, Sean Jensen lovers that girl…’

Vinegar – ‘Whatever you say…anyway Kizz turns just as Jensen gets to his knees, and hits him square in the face with a stunning dropkick, he rises to his feet and and then drops an elbow onto the ‘Mr Innovator’. He’s bought Jensen to his feet…and scoops him up for a Military Press…’

Hanson – ‘NO! Jensen gets free and now he’s behind Kizz, he hooks Kizz for a Belly to back Suplex…NO! HOW THE HELL, Kizz just landed on his feet…no matter Gregory is on the canvas directly behind him…’

Vinegar – ‘WAIT! Prototype saw that one coming and has pulled Gregory from the apron, just before he grabbed ‘The Future’…but Kizz is distracted by this intervention and Jensen takes advantage….and whips Kizz into the ropes, Jensen up….HURICANRAN…and he holds the legs for the pin...’

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Vinegar – ‘NO! Kizz kicks out, but Jensen is back on his feet, he tries a short clothesline, but Kizz ducks, and turns, Kick to Jensen’s midsection…he lifts Jensen onto his Shoulders…he’s going for Future Bla…’

Hanson – ‘NO! Jensen gets free, spins and delivers a DDT to Aaron Kizz…now he lifts him to his feet…and whips him into the turnbuckle, he runs at ‘the Future’…’

Vinegar – ‘Who is awaiting Jensen’s arrival and he sidesteps, sending the flying clothesline of Jensen into the post…now he lifts Jensen to the top rope…whats he going for here? Looks like a Belly to Belly Suplex from the Top!’

Hanson – ‘JENSEN IS HOUDINI! He just got out of that, now a punch to Kizz’s midsection…they are still on that turnbuckle…he punches him again and now drags him up by his arms…OH MY SWEET GRANDMOTHER!!!’

Vinegar – ‘MY GOD! CALI DRIVER FROM THE TOP! CALI DRIVER FROM THE MOTHERFUNKIN’ TOP ROPE JENSEN COVERS….1….2….3….KIZZ HAD NO CHANCE AFTER THAT!’

Hanson – ‘Jensen wins, his impressive streak continues, he’ll be high on confidence going into the next round of the Hardcore Tournament…’

Vinegar – ‘What the hell is going on…Nathaniel Gregory has got hold of Prototype and is keeping him restrained in a bear hug…as Jensen Calls Kat into the ring…what’s he doing? He just got Kizz to his feet…Gregory has slid a chair into the ring…NO! CALI DRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR, KIZZ IS BUSTED OPEN, AND HE’S OUT COLD!’

Hanson – ‘Jensen is just sending a warning out to all the new guys, and his opponents in the tournament, he’s one to watch…in the future…’

Vinegar – ‘This is despicable, there is not justification….look at him, he’s raising the bloodied body of Aaron Kizz over his head, and he’s smiling at Kat this whole time…is this his idea of impressing a woman? Kat looks unsure as to whats going on…Jensen finally drops Kizz to the ground and then starts kicking him frantically…He’s Screaming at Kizz…I think he’s saying.”STAY AWAY FROM KAT’, whilst kicking Kizz repeatedly….until Kat finally pulls him off…’

Hanson – ‘Look at that…she’s gazing at him with love…’

Vinegar – ‘I think she’s trying to calm him down…she don’t want him getting suspended…he’s turned back to Kizz, and he stumbles back a couple of steps and raises his hands to his head…What the hell is he looking so shocked for, he just inflicted that beating…’

Hanson – ‘The paramedics are coming down to the ring and they are tending to Aaron Kizz…’

Vinegar – ‘I think this would be a good time to cut to a public information video’

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

[We transfer from GIW’s Live Feed and we are in a hotel lobby, a chandelier hangs above the room, like a diamond encrusted UFO. Suddenly about twenty women come onto the screen screaming their lungs out; they go to the bottom of a double breasted staircase, where a group of men in shades and suits stop them from proceeding.

Then at the top of the stairs, the focus of their excitement is revealed. It is the GIW Hardcore Champion, Chris Austin, he makes his way down the stairs, poses for a few photos, and then points to four women, and the men in shades let them through.

The camera follows Austin all the way to his room where he lets all four women in before him, as he goes to follow he turns around as if remembering something, and then begins to speak.

Austin : ‘Hey kids, I’m the ‘King of Kama Sutra’, and Global Impact Wrestling’s longest reigning champion, Chris Austin.

Now I know you all idolise me, and all the kids wanna be like Chris. I know you guys dream about meeting just a fraction of the women Chris Austin meets in a week, and you see the way I live and know it’s the way for you.

Let me let you into a secret, the risk of hundreds of little Chris Austin’s running around is purely a prudent move in the further advancement of Human Evolution. But you my friends, may not be able to handle the responsibility of parenthood, you don't have the inherent brilliance of Chris Austin, it could ruin your life...

So listen to Chris Austin when he says,

[Flashes a grin]

“Don’t Be A Jensen … Rubber Up Right!”

[The scene closes]

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

“Hell Or High Water” starts playing and the fans all turn in unison to the Globatron, to witness the arrival of Colonel AP VanHorne..

Dennis – ‘The following match is an Elimination Style Three Way Dance! Introducing first, weighing in at 198lbs, currently residing in Savannah, Georgia….Colonel Arthur Poindexter VAAAAANHOOOOORNE!’

Hanson – ‘POINDEXTER?!?!?!? That’s classic, who the hell is this guy?’

Vinegar – ‘The only thing we really know about him is he is known as ‘The Mad Butcher of Brown’s Hill’, so I wouldn’t go letting him here you take the piss out of his name…’

Hanson – ‘Pfffft! Cara wouldn’t let him near me, I’m her go to guy…’

Vinegar – ‘For What?!?!?’

Hanson – ‘It goes above your level of understanding don’t worry yourself about it…The Butcher is in the ring now, and he seems to have crazy eyes Vinegar…kinda like you when you’re thinking…’

“Diamond In The Rough” hits the PA system and the fans once more turn their attention to the stage and the Globatron, where Jack Severino stands beneath hand in hand with the beautiful Gabrielle, Severino grinning from ear to ear as he looks down the entranceway at his future opponent, twirling Gabrielle around before the two share a quick embrace and then proceed down to the ring.

Hanson – ‘And who…pray tell…is she?’

Vinegar – ‘Way out of your league….’

Dennis – ‘Introducing next, accompanied by Gabrielle, weighing in at 280lbs, currently residing on Galiano Island, In the strait of Georgia, “Diamond”….JAAAAACK SEREVINO!’

Vinegar – ‘He seems to be telling Gabrielle to go back to the dressing room, probably wants her as far away from ‘The Butcher’ as possible…’

Hanson – ‘That’s probably a good thing…seriously man…look at those eyes…THOSE EYES!’

Just before Hanson can elaborate on the eyes, “Paint It Black” starts to place across the arena, and the crowd rise to their feet and begin to scream the house down. “The Watchman” Jack Ryans appears on the stage, and salutes his fans…

Vinegar – ‘The Roof is gonna come off this building, listen to the fans, they have really taken to Jack Ryans…’

Hanson – ‘God knows why, I have never met anyone as Self-Righteous than that SOB, seriously I hope Cara Costello gives him what he deserves sometime soon…’

Dennis – ‘And Finally, Introducing the next competitor, weighing in at 240lbs, residing in Langley, Virginia, he is ‘The Watchman’…JAAAACK RYAAAAAANS!!!”

Vinegar – ‘Jack is acknowledging the crowd’s reaction, but he seems more focused, more intense…he won’t takes his eyes off the ring, it’s obvious he is completely focused on this match tonight…’

Hanson – ‘He better stay focused, I can’t see Cara leaving him to run his mouth for much longer. Great now these three guys are in the ring, we can finally see what Diamond Jack and Poindexter have in them…’

Vinegar - East signals for the bell…what is the Colonel doing?’

Hanson – ‘He’s insisting that Jack Ryans salutes his senior officer, it makes sense…’

Vinegar – ‘And “The Watchman” as the model professional he is has obliged and snaps off a perfect salute! VanHorne just stands there and looks Ryans up and down whilst smiling and nodding his head…’

Hanson – ‘Severino spins the Colonel around, and grabs him by the throat….RISE OF BRUTALITY!’

Vinegar – ‘He just caught the colonel unawares…he covers him as Jack Ryans looks on…

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Hanson – ‘The Colonel just got eliminated! With the first move of the match…Severino with his first move in Global Impact Wrestling eliminates Arthur Poindexter VanHorne! This is a stunning debut so far!’

Vinegar – ‘Look at ‘The Mad Butcher of Brown’s Hill’, he’s stunned, he’s up on his feet and arguing with Hazel East, he cannot believe this just happened…he is in total shock…but he is making his way to the back, but with his eyes fixed on the ring’

Hanson – ‘Those eyes, look at those eyes!’

Vinegar – ‘Jack Ryans allows himself a wry smile, as Severino gloats to the crowd, and Ryans quickly takes advantage, grabs ‘Diamond’ Jack’s arm and whips him into the ropes, on Severino’s retunf he nails him with a clothesline…’

Hanson – ‘Severino straight back up to his feet, and he lands a right hand on Ryans, and then a kick to the midsection, and then a hip toss, and Ryans is down…Severino quick to take advantage and slaps on the ‘Jack Lock’ an Inverted Cloverleaf….he’s looking to make Ryans tap, and get a stunning victory on his debut…’

Vinegar – ‘It certainly would be a fantastic victory for Severino, but Ryans is pulling himself towards the ropes, he is determined to break this hol…and he makes it. Hazel East tries to force Severino to break the hold…he holds on for a three count before breaking the hold and then stamping his foot to Ryans midsection, before Hazel East makes him back away…’

Hanson – ‘Severino is trying to control this match, Ryans now back to his feet, and Severino with another kick to the midsection, and now he grabs Ryans’ arm…he’s going for a Hammerlock DDT…’

Vinegar – ‘NO! Jack Ryans somehow twists out, now he has Severino in a hammerlock, and he brings Severino into him, grabs his leg…FISHERMANS SUPLEX, and he holds it…’

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Hanson – ‘NO! Severino Kicks out. Ryans wastes no time in bringing Diamon Jack back up to his feet, but Severino, counters with a low blow! Great tactics…he puts Ryans between his legs…lifts him above his head in that crucifix position…DIAMOND VALLEY DRIVER!!! He stays sitting for the cover…’

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Vinegar – ‘NO! ‘The Watchman’ Kicks out. I gotta say Diamond Jack is impressing here, but Ryans has an intense look on his face as he climbs to his feet…hip toss to Severino, and Jack Ryans immeidatly runs to the ropes, Severino back onto his knee’s…SHINING WIZAAAAAAAARD! HE PUULLS Severino to his feet…JUSTICE SERVED!!!’

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Dennis – ‘Here is your winner….THE WATCHMAN! JAAAAAAAACK RYAAAAAAANS!’

Vinegar – ‘Jack Servino just got Served by Jack Ryans, and The Watchman, takes a moment to salute each side of the arena, and quietly climbs from the ring, and Severino looks as though he doesn’t know what hit him…he came close…’

Hanson – ‘It’s not often a debut star impresses me Vinegar, but this guy has potential...’

Vinegar – ‘It was impressive, he was just unlucky he’s debut match came against an intense, focused and brutal Jack Ryans’

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

“America” by Ramstein blares over the speakers as the crowd automatically turns to hate. Savage walks out with the look of annoyance over his head.

Vinegar: I wonder why he is deciding to come out by himself, Hanson. He does have partners who could help him out.

Hanson: Stop making it sound as if he is being emo at the moment, Vinegar. This man is heartless and can dominate everyone in this building but he decides to take it easy on them.

Vinegar: An excuse only you would accept. Time for his partners to make their way out her and hopefully hype each other up for the match.

“The Idiot Box” by Shadows Falls suddenly comes on and Savage is shocked.

Vinegar: That should be his partner’s music not-

Joke and Great White emerge from behind the curtain and glare at Savage. Savage is motioning for them to bring it on.

Hanson: Go Savage! You can take both of them on!

Vinegar: Joka and White are now moving towards the-look at that! Savage has just left the ring and ran through the crowd. Joke and White are following him now!

A woman brings Vinegar a piece of paper.

Vinegar: I have just been informed that the match has been changed to Dylan James vs. Komosube. Now a singles match.

Oriental music plays as Komosube makes his way out. He is by himself and walking kind of slow. He eventually gets into the ring and leans against the ropes.

Hanson: This guy is huge, that is probably why Joka and White scared off Savage; they didn’t want apart of this match with Komosube.

“Of Wolf and Man” by Metallica comes on and the crowd lets out a cheer. Dylan James emerges from the back.

Hanson: I don’t think this guy is going to fair any better against Komo than Savage thought.

Vinegar: There has been much more shocking twist in wrestling, Hanson.

James rolls into the ring and stares down Komo. They start to circle each other. The referee is standing between them and ready. He motions and the bell rings.

Hanson: Look at that! James is quick to hit that dropkick right to the head of Komo!

Vinegar: Can not say it worked because Komo is standing tall.

Hanson: And wide!

Vinegar: James with some forearms to the head of Komo trying to knock him off his feet but not successful as of yet. He goes against the ropes and O-

Hanson: He was met with one hundred pounds of Japanese muscle and right across the face.

Vinegar: Dylan slow to get up as I imagine that knocked his equilibrium off.

Hanson: Way off I would say. James on his knees trying to get everything back in focus.

Hanson: HA! Komo just kicked James in the face! Look at James roll around with the pain in his body.

Vinegar: Komo finds the same interest in him rolling around because he is laughing as well.

Hanson: Finish him Komo!

Komo goes for a dropping elbow but James rolls out.

Vinegar: James from under and he’s back on his feet! Against the ropes and a drop kick to the side of Komo sending him back to the ground as he was trying to lift himself up!

Hanson: Settle down, Vinegar, you’re getting me excited! I'm yelling now!

Vinegar: James on the top rope AND A LEG DROP!!! He Covers!

Referee: 1!

Referee: 2!

Referee: Kick out!

Hanson: Look at that Vinegar! You got excited for no reason and there was a kick out.

Vinegar: I believed that James had that won.

Hanson: I know it’s a hard time but don’t try and release stress in the form of excitement. We all know Komo wasn’t going to be put away with a leg drop.

Vinegar: Off the top rope.

Hanson: Still a leg drop.

Komo is rising to his feet with the help of the corner turnbuckles. James rushes him and smashes his forearm into Komo’s head. He goes back across the ring and rushes this time with a spear. Komo takes the hit but it seemed to hurt James more.

Hanson: How do you get hurt from your own move?

Vinegar: I’ll tell you how! Komo has a piece of metal hidden! NO-he just tossed it out the ring.

Hanson: I think that dazed and confused James who is wobbling around the ring like crazy.

Vinegar: Komo charges and hits one hell of a clothesline! That could have decapitated James. I think James might have a concussion!

Hanson: I never saw anyone is taken down that hard. Never! Komosube climbs to the top rope. KAMIKAZE SMASH…

Vinegar: NO! Dylan James moves and gets a knee into Komo’s face, and goes for the quick cover

Referee: 1!

Referee: 2!

Referee: 3! This is over!

The bell rings and James rises to celebrate, when Komo climbs to his feet and lands a sneaky michinoku driver on him, James is on the ground hurt and dazed. Komo is standing over him with a sinister look on his face, when suddenly, the lights go black.

An ominious bass line is heard from “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”. Komo’s eyes widen. He looks around.

Voice: Sent to drai-ai-ain. Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flame.

The crowd is popping like crazy. Savana emerges from the top of the ramp and is staring down Komo.

Hanson: What the hell is Savana doing out here? He has nothing to do with Komo.

Vinegar: I just remembered something, Hanson. It was Komo who screwed Savana out of the match against Declan some months ago. The world title tournament match that Savana lost. He was hit by Komo in the head with a Singapore cane.

Hanson: That was a bad idea on the part of Hanson.

Komo motions for Savana to get in the ring with him but Savana smiles. Savana points to behind Komo and winks.

Vinegar: Komo just turned into a X-Marks the Spot! James gets revenge for Komo’s cheating ways.

Hanson: Not only that but Komo now has to worry about Andy Savana and what vendetta he may hold against our Japanese clan.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for keeping with us, and enjoying the kind of action you can only get here in the GIW!...

Hanson: Yeah, yeah… yeah.

Vinegar: Daniel what are you doing? Oh my god!

Hanson: Check it out homie! Just peep tha’ ass on this ho!

Vinegar: Damnit just put your iPod away, and call this next match with me!

Hanson: Hey, don’t be hatin’ cause yo idea of a cell phone is what ya called yo papi with the last time you was busted fo’…uh... fo’ cattle russlin’.

Vinegar: Dennis will you please just announce the next two competitors.

Hanson: Yeah… oh naw not the traffic cone!

“Bummer” by Monster Magnet hits the loud speakers as Travis Roberts makes his way to the entrance stage.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Los Angles California by way of Phoenix Arizona, weighting in at 220 pounds, ‘The Blessed One’ Travis Roberts!

Travis not fazed by the luke warm response shrugs his shoulders, looks around the arena, and with a confident look on his face begins to make his way to the ring.

Vinegar: This is a make or break moment for Roberts. Here’s a chance to show the world he’s still got what it takes to go with the very best!

Hanson: Oh noes where’d it go!?!

Vinegar: I thought you put that thing away.

Travis Roberts gets side tracked at ringside by a large breasted young lady with dyed pink hair as “Kickstart My Heart” by Motley Crue rips through the P.A. and Brandon Brown enters the stage with his arms outstretched looking slightly up to the left.

Dennis: And his opponent from Albion Indiana, weighting in at 190 pounds, this is Brandon Brown!

Hanson: What the hell! It was jus gettin good, but I thinks this match’ll be better! Talk about genius. Cara, the goddess she is, hates both these men, so why not let them kill each other.

Vinegar: Hate? Are you serious? I think maybe your goddess has attempted to bewitch us all. Travis Roberts was her handpicked hit man at Toxic Intent, and now he’s going to try to do a little more of Global Domination’s dirty work, and soften up Brandon Brown before his stretcher match at Guerilla Warfare.

Hanson: Naw man, you jus paranoid. ‘Sides let me hear you call her a bitch again, and I’ll give you a traffic cone. Be-otch!

Brandon slowly makes his way to the ring, clearly favoring his leg, and rolls in under the bottom rope. Brown looks around looking for Travis, and then is seen shouting something to Owen Peterson. Owen walks to the ropes, shouts something at Roberts causing his pink haired cutie to blush as she finishes writing something on the ‘TWiSTeD Icons’ right palm, and ‘The Headliner’ shoots her a quick smirk before begrudgingly enters the ring.

Vinegar: And Old Man Hermit with the bell, we are underway ladies and gentlemen!

Hanson: Yo man, she remind you of someone?

Vinegar: Brown looks for a tie up to start things off, no Roberts backs off. Oh give me a break, he’s looking down at the writing, and now showing it off to the fans.

Hanson: Yeah it’s probably an I.O.U. You know he squandered all his money.

Vinegar: Why he have an I.O.U from that lady then? Brown’s clearly not impressed. Well now maybe we’ll get started, this time it’s Roberts looking for the tie up, and no. Damnit he backed out again, and is showing the camera, and now Brown the young ladies phone number.

Hanson: God I swear I’ve seen her before.

Vinegar: Brown now putting the bad mouth to Roberts, clearly not happy with how this match is starting, and Brown calls for a test of strength.

Hanson: Yeah, that’s stupid. Roberts is nearly half a foot taller. Spindly and stupid for turning down Global Domination, but still he is tall.

Vinegar: Well it looks like Roberts is going to oblige, NO, Brown just spit into the open palm of Travis Roberts! Ladies and gentlemen this is the new hardcore Brandon Brown.

Hanson: Yo that’s a hardcore bitch-slap Roberts just gave your hardcore Brandon Brown. I guess this is the return to ‘TWiSTeD’ for Roberts.

Vinegar: I still don’t know what ‘TWiSTeD’ is, but I know what a knife edge chop is, and now so does Roberts! Brown really laying in those chops, wooooo!

Hanson: Yo not you too, homie.

Vinegar: Brown backing Roberts to the corner now with a series of punches, kicks, and chops. Brown clearly a bit more aggressive this week, and the fans are loving it.

Hanson: Stupid fans.

Vinegar: Brown lifts Roberts to the top turnbuckle, and continues laying in those straight right fists. Brown climbing up now, he could be looking for a Hurricarana, do it, just pull the trigger!

Hanson: I swear I’ve seen her before, and now Brown is making googly eyes at that ho?

Vinegar: And that’s all the time Roberts needs to deliver a low blow, and push the former champ from the top rope, but he lands on his feet. Hardcore might be doing good for Brown as he charges in at the still groggy Roberts.

Hanson: Yeah to eat to the sole of his boot! I guess he was right, and sometimes you jus gotta kick a bitch!

Vinegar: Brown staggered, Travis leans down, pulls him close, turns him, and hits a Diamond Dust. Brown stands back up falling into the corner.

Hanson: Get him! Do it for Cara!

Vinegar: Roberts to his feet, oh come on ref that’s a blatant choke!

Hanson: Well when you’re that tall sometimes you can’t help but step on someone’s throat.

Vinegar: Daniel, Brown is standing up, Roberts lifted his foot to choke the life out of Brown, and now he’s smiling at that woman again!

Hanson: Peep this, I don’t care how it happened. I done told you he’s tall.

Vinegar: Well Roberts breaks at Owens count of four, and Brown is gasping for breath.

Hanson: Yeah about time the action picked up. Look away Nicholas, Travis is gonna get that ho to show the goods! NO DAMNIT!

Vinegar: Well maybe he should have been paying more attention to his match, and then he wouldn’t have just took that viscous Enzuguri! Roberts feeling the effects wobbles as he bounces off the ropes, and is caught with scoop slam.

Hanson: Damn him! Come on Travis make him pay for me not seeing the boobs!

Vinegar: If you want to see boobs you should sit in my seat.

Hanson: Naw that’s airight. Yo seats to sweaty.

Vinegar: Brown looks to be trying to end this match here. He’s climbing the ropes, and hits a huge diving elbow! Here’s the cover! ONE…TWO…

Hanson: Yeah like that was gonna work.

Vinegar: Roberts with a kick out at two, and Brandon back on the assault with a series of stomps before pulling Roberts back to his feet.

Hanson: Pulling? Just how does a midget pull a man like twice is height up to his feet?

Vinegar: Well if you’d stop with that girl with the pink hair and watch the match you’d see how it’s done!

Hanson: Match smatch I wanna see the boobz!

Vinegar: Strong Irish Whip send Roberts hard into the corner, Brown follows up with a splash, AND EATS NOTHING BUT TURNBUCKLE!

Hanson: YES! Travis she’s over here!

Vinegar: Roberts lands a big boot as Brown turns around pushing him back into the corner. Roberts now another big kick to thigh of Brown. Wait, that’s the leg Austin stabbed repeatedly with a screw driver! That must have been the plan all along!

Hanson: Plan, no plan, Roberts is probably just upset he didn’t get see those rib balloons either! Yeah, kick him again!

Vinegar: Roberts now a series of brutal kicks to the thigh of Brown. Roberts using the ropes as leverage now wrenches on that injured leg.

Hanson: Well you know what they say. Never get between a man and his boobs!

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen right about this time, I start tuning Hanson out, and I would suggest you do the same. Roberts pulling Brown out of the corner, and drops him with a swift kick to the back on the leg.

Hanson: Yeah well after sitting next to you and your sweaty man boobs looking at the back of blubbery neck who can blame a guy for wanting something young, supple, firm, round, smooth…

Vinegar: Back the action Roberts looks like he’s going for Reverse Figure Four, and he gets it! Brown writhing in pain, and Owen Peterson asks if he wants to continue.

Hanson: …bouncy, full, perfumed…

Vinegar: Roberts applying the pressure now as the pain clearly visible on Brandon’s face. I don’t know how much more of this he can, oh for the love of Pete! Roberts is trying to get the young lady undressed again!

Hanson:... perfect, untouched by the cruel hand of time, YEESSS!!! Teh bOObs!

Vinegar: Oh my god, he’s done it. Well folks we are live, and well, they are nice.

Hanson: Nice, those things are perfect! If that’s what it is to be TWiSTeD then sign me up! Look Daniel boobies!

Vinegar: Wait a minute Brown’s got the ropes! Come on Owen peel your eyes off they young lady and do your damn job!

Hanson: Job shmob, damnit I wish this was an iPhone! Then I’d be able to take pics!

Vinegar: Peterson breaks the hold, Roberts back to his feet, and well of course back to the women. Damnit doesn’t anyone realize there’s a match going on!

Hanson: Wait what’s he doing? Why’s he having her cover up again? Daniel why is he having her cover up again!?!

Vinegar: I think it’s because he could, but he better get his head back in the game because Brandon Brown is back to his feet. Roberts turns, SUPERKICK!, but Brandon collapses. What the screwdriver, and that reverse figure four, Brandon’s in a lot of pain folks.

Hanson: Serves him right for takin’ away the boobs!

Vinegar: Wait just who are you rooting for?

Hanson: The goddess hates both men, so I want them both to lose! And I want to see boobs. And I want an ice cream.

Vinegar: What? Well here’s the cover! ONE, TWO, THRE…

Hanson: Nope! The match continues, which hopefully means more fun bags!

Vinegar: Roberts at the last second gets his shoulder up. Brown pulling himself up with the ropes, and it looks like he’s setting up for a second superkick. Roberts up, no Brown puts Roberts on his shoulders. Go to Sleep!

Hanson: I told you he was tall!

Vinegar: Roberts lands on his feet, and stands tall to avoid the contact. Brown is stunned, horizontal stomp to the thigh of Brown, WHITE OUT!! MY GOD WHAT A WHITE OUT!!!

Hanson: Good now with a few seconds we can get back to the jiggles!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson with the count, ONE, TWO, THREE!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner, Travis Roberts!

Hanson: Here they come Vinegar. Roberts rolls out of the ring towards that perky little pair. Come on, come on, come on what’s going on?

Vinegar: Well it would appear Roberts just went back to get her number again, and now he’s striding back up the walk way.

Hanson: Wait, what the… wait Chris Austin’s in the main event, and that means there’ll probably be more boobs!

Vinegar: Do you think about anything but, hold on a second, ladies and gentlemen bare with us here. The lights just went out in the arena. I’m not so sure what’s happening.

Hanson: NO, can’t see boobies in the dark, wait they’re back up! Where’s the boobs?

Vinegar: Wait, Deathman he’s in the ring, Brandon doesn’t see him!

Hanson: Lord Deathman, where? Damn these lights! No Deathman, no boobies!

Vinegar: Where’d he go? The lights came back on, damnit now Global Domination is in the ring, and they’re surrounding Brandon Brown! Where’s Deathman.

Hanson: Oh there he is on the Globo-Tron!

Vinegar: And here comes Austin tearing down the ramp!

Hanson: Yeah kick his ass too… no, make him get some ho outta her top!

Vinegar: Austin in the ring now standing side to side with Brown! It's a stand off. Brown and Austin on one side, Hiroshima, Savage, and Hastings on the other. What the hell, the lights just went out again!

Hanson: For the love of god when these lights come back I want some boobs!

Vinegar: Here we go, lights back up, and it’s just Austin and Deathman in the ring! Fans it looks like our Main Event is about to start, but where did Brandon and Global Domination go?!?

Hanson: Damnit Vinegar is Brandon Brown all you think about? Look at those rights being unloaded on Austin!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar – ‘Glen Burke emerges from the back as Austin and Deathman continue trading punches with one another…’

Hanson – ‘Did you just see all that? I mean…what the fudge just happened? Where'd the boobs go?’

Vinegar – ‘I couldn’t tell you, surely you should know more than me…aren’t you Cara Costello’s go to guy…’

Hanson – ‘You think this has something to do with Cara…it was Lord, Deathmans awesome…mystical powers that did this…’

Vinegar – ‘Oh sure…I’m sure Cara had nothing to do with it, she couldn’t have set anything like that up…’

Hanson – ‘Burke is in the ring, and he’s separating The General of Destruction and Austin from one another…and signals for the bell to ring, Austin flys at Lord, Deathman with a flying lariat, he connects, but Deathman doesn’t fall, he merely stumbles backwards…’

Vinegar – ‘Austin is a smart guy, he knows it’ll take more than that to knock down the Global Heavyweight Champion, and he comes back at him, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Now the big guy is down…’

Hanson – ‘Austin better take advantage of moments like this, because I’ll guarantee you ‘The Darkness’ himself will not stay down long…’

Vinegar – ‘And he is doing just that, he grabs Deathman by the arm, and locks on an armbar…But Deathman just starts to rise, lifting Chris Austin with him…but Austin spins, hooks his arm around The General Of Destruction, and slams his head to the canvas with a DDT!...I’m getting word that they don’t seem to be able to find Brandon Brown anywhere backstage…apparently the members of Global Domination are back in their own dressing rooms, but no trace of Brandon Brown…Randy Boolzian has whipped up a few guys including Jack Ryans and Dylan James to help with the hunt…’

Hanson – ‘That group of intellectually devoid monkeys will never find him, they probably find it difficult to differentiate between left and right…’

Vinegar – ‘The hell you say? Jack Ryans is in the Central Intelligence Agency…and along with BoolZ’s heart, and Dylan James’ determination, I’d say those guys will be able to locate him…’

Hanson – ‘Austin has dragged with effort Deathman to the corner, and is now stomping on him, he’s now thrown the General to the floor…’

Vinegar – ‘The Soulful Swinger now leaps…SPRINGBOARD SPLIT LEGGED CORKSREW MOONS…’

Hanson – ‘NO! Deathman gets his knee’s up and Austin takes the full brunt of The General’s knee’s…Austin just knocked ten shades of shiz out of himself….’

Vinegar – ‘That’s why they are called high risk moves , now Deathman is on his feet, towering over Austin, he gives him a tap with his feet, and then drags him up..and delivers a pumphandle powerbomb to Austin…’

Hanson – ‘The ring just shook with the impact of that move…Deathman is gonna start to dominate now…he’s picked Austin up again…he’s going for The Violent Reac…’

Vinegar – ‘NO! Austin counters with a Huricanrana that has sent Deathman flying across the ring…the ring really shook that time, I think it may have even moved an inch…both competitors are taking a couple of moments on the canvas, and Burke starts the count…’

Hanson – ‘I can’t believe Austin got out of that, I thought Deathman was gonna end that perverts winning streak right there…’

Vinegar – ‘You’re just jealous that you couldn’t get any of the women Austin bags every week…Burke has made it to seven, and Austin seems to coming to his feet, Deathman sits bolt upright…Austin is quick to jump and deliver a somersault neckbreaker to the General of Destruction. Now he goes to the top again…LEG DROP FROM THE TOP! He hit that high risk move this time’

Hanson – ‘The guy is far too cocky, he’ll slip up, believe me…he’s just like the rest of the big players in…what did Travis Roberts call them…The ‘Charisma Crew’…fitting as that’s all they have, Charisma…no skill, they can just run their mouths and make clever jokes…’

Vinegar – ‘Well Austin is showing considerable skill here, he’s managing to cope with Deathman, and he’s giving the General some problems of his own to deal with and think about…Austin ahs made his way to the other side of the ring, crouched, he’s waiting for Deathman to get to his feet…as Deathman rises to his knee Austin start running..Deathman to his feet…SOCAL GUTCHECK! He goes for the cover…’

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Hanson – ‘NO! Deathman has placed his leg underneath the bottom rope, breaking the count…that’s great presence of surroundings from the Global Heavyweight Champion…Deathman to his feet once more…Austin Swings with a clothesline…but Deathman dodges and grabs Austins arm…’

Vinegar – ‘WAR HAMMER, and now Deathman goes for the cover…

Hanson – ‘This one has to be over….’

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Vinegar – ‘NO! Austin kicks out…’

Hanson – ‘How the hell did he manage that...’

Vinegar – ‘Austin climbs to his feet, but meets a mid kick from Lord, Deathman which sends him staggering backwards, Burke tries to avoid Austin, but ends up stepping into Deathmans path…’

Hanson – ‘He’s interrupted the general’s rhythm, and he doesn’t look pleased…LOOK AT THE STRENGTH!’

Vinegar – ‘Deathman swipes Burke out of his way, but in doing so almost launched Burke into the turnbuckle and now he’s on the canvas, out cold…Austin takes advantage of the confusion, kick to Deathmans midsection…SD DRIVER…but Burke is out cold…Austin goes over to him…’

Hanson – ‘Look who’s here…’

Vinegar – ‘What the hell is he doing here?’

Hanson – ‘it’s Lord Hasting’s, he obviously wants to prove to Deathman that he is a good team player…and he’d bearing gifts…’

Vinegar – ‘That’s a steel chair…he slides into the ring…he swings for Austin, Austin see’s him and ducks , then springs up and kicks the chair into Hastings face…and Hastings goes down…Austin turns back to Burke…But Deathman is climbing to his feet…’

Hanson – ‘He’s got the chair…BOOM! Austin did not see that coming, chair shot to the back of Austin’s head! And Deathman stands over Austin’s body once more…he picks up Austin…Hastings is getting Burke to his feet directly behind him….Deathman with a SPINNING GRAVEYARD EFFECT!...’

Vinegar – Hastings just dragged Burke into the middle of that, Burke is down again, after being clubbed with Austins body…Deathman looks furious…’

Hanson – ‘Hastings is explaining, that the match is over anyway, they can play with Austin now…and they both raise Austin to his feet….DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! And Austin Crashes to the floor….Hastings grabs the chair…he raises it over his head…’

Vinegar – ‘NO! BoolZ has just appeared in the ring and grabbed hold of the chair…dam is that boy quick! He tosses the chair aside and nails Hastings with THE DISCOMBOOLZIATOR!, and drags him to the corner...’

Hanson – ‘Deathman lifts Austin up…ANOTHER GRAVEYARD EFF…’

Vinegar – ‘NO! Austin reverses it into a powerful DDT…’

Hanson – ‘Hastings has just tossed BoolZ over the top rope, and he’s picked up the steel chair, and slams it into Austin again…’

Vinegar – ‘Deathman makes it onto his feet…and he lifts Austin onto his feet, and puts him in a full nelson…he’s motioning Hastings to hit him again…But Burke is getting to his feet…get up Burke…GET UP’

Hanson – ‘Damn That BoolZ! Where did he come from, he’s grabbed the chair from hastings in mid swing, AGAIN…’

Vinegar – ‘Burke is looking steadier now, he shakes his head…Hastings turns to BoolZ who swings with the chair…’

Hanson – ‘DROP TOE HOLD FROM HASTINGS! ‘

Vinegar – ‘Just as Austin gets free of Deathmans grip…and BoolZ nails Deathman on his way to the canvas!’

Hanson – ‘And Glenn burke saw that! He’s calling for the bell!’

Vinegar – ‘Surely he could see BoolZ was trying to stop Hastings from interfering…’

Hanson – ‘What he saw was Randy Boolzian violently attack The Global Heavyweight Champion with a chair…’

Dennis – ‘YOUR WINNER VIA A DISQUALIFICATION….THE GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…LOOOOOOOORD,……DEATHMAAAAAAN!’

Vinegar – ‘Hastings raises the Global Heavyweight Champions Arm, but Dethamn snaps it away and stares at Hastings…BoolZ and Austin are on their feet….DEATHMAN RAISES HIS ARMS…’

[POWER GOES OUT AND THE ARENA IS FILLED IN DARKNESS FOR A SPLIT SECOND]

Vinegar – ‘Where the hell did he go...he’s left Hastings in the ring with BoolZ and Austin…Hastings is hightailing it to the back, as Austin and BoolZ stand in the ring looking bewildered…’

Hanson – ‘The mysteries of Lord, Deathman astound all! And he’s ended Austin’s winning streak…’

Vinegar – ‘We are nearly out of time here, it’s been a show full of questions…and I have just had news in Brandon Brown cannot be found anywhere in the arena, no vehicles have entered or left the premises during the show, and extensive search of the building has been undertaken…and now no-one can find Lord, Deathman…Where the hell are they?!?!?!?’

Hanson – ‘We’re out’