Sentinel 21/06/08 RESULTS

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: My wiggas, I'm Daniel Hanson and I'm so damn excited!!

Vinegar: Folks, I'm Nicholas Vinegar and I'm so damn embarrassed...

Hanson: Tonight is going to be a TERRIFIC Sentinel, because Brandon Brown won't be anywhere to be seen!!

Vinegar: Right you are, as Brown hasn't been seen at all since last week. We'll give you the answers as soon as we have any, but for the moment we have one hell of a Sentinel lined up! Komosube meets Travis Roberts for the first time and we have a fatal four way featuring Sean Jensen, Andy Savana, Jack Ryans and Randy Boolzian! But right now we're going to kick things off with a battle royal!

“Not My Time” by 3 Doors Down starts up as the crowd is hot already.

Hanson: What’s with the crappy music anyways?

Vinegar: I think his music is very deep and touching. Kizz now doing his usual antics with the whole space pod stuff in the middle of the ring.

Hanson: What’s with the space pod stuff anyways? Its odd and really keeps him from making any friends. I think we need to report him to border patrol or something. This guy is illegal, in our time.

Vinegar: Lets not get petty, Hanson.

Dennis: The following match is an EXHIBITION BATTLE ROYAL! Introducing first, being accompanied by Prototype, currently residing in Sacramento, California and weighing 256 pounds... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRON 'THE FUTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE' KIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!!'

Hanson: Kizz standing in the ring like he is something big.

“Knights of Cydonia” by Muse blares up as Levi comes out onstage hyped up.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in Salt Lake City, Utah and weighing 210 pounds... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVI WITHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

Hanson: Look at Levi, all hyped up to lose here tonight.

Vinegar: You can’t keep saying every competitor will lose! There has to be a winner somewhere in the equation.

“Of Wolf and Man” by Metallica opens and the crowd pops.

Hanson: Well it won't be this guy.

Dennis: And the opponent, being accompanied by Christina Adams, from Detroit, Michigan and weighing 240 pounds... HAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDCORE DYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!

Hanson: I don’t believe DJ even belongs here in GIW.

Vinegar: Any reason behind these thoughts?

Hanson: No, but I’m entitled to them, so I take advantage.

James rolls into the ring and backs up into a corner. The other two are in corners as well. They all await Diamond Jack Severino to arrive. Levi seems anxious to get the match started as he is hyping himself up.

Hanson: Looks like Levi needs a chill pill. Kids freaking out.

Vinegar: I think he just wants to prove himself.

Hanson: I once wanted to prove - Look!

Vinegar: Levi rushes Kizz and just starts wailing on him with lefts and rights!

Hanson: James is in shock! Look at him, he doesn’t know if he should try and get some hits in or just let Levi do all the work.

Vinegar: Jack still hasn’t entered the ring or even the arena area.

Hanson: Wrong, he just slid in from under the rope and attacked James! Gabrielle following him through the crowd.

Vinegar: He enters through the crowd just to get a cheap shot on James.

Hanson: I was waiting for him to enter so I could predict that he wins this match.

Vinegar: Levi is wailing on Kizz with lefts and rights. Suddenly, he switches and hits him in the chest with a couple of knees. Kizz is taking all the hits pretty hard. Levi backs up and charges, but Kizz counters, sending Levi over the top rope.

Hanson: Look! Levi might be exiting this match pretty early!

Vinegar: No, he counters with a jawbreaker onto that top rope to send Kizz flying back. James still has not recovered from that attack as Jack continues stomping at his head. Jack is beating down on James when Christina comes out and pulls on his leg to distract him. Gabrielle pulls her away. Jack goes to lift James up but a low blow brings him to the ground.

Hanson: That is neither sanitary nor right. I wish this match had DQ in it so James would be DQ'd.

Vinegar: But it doesn't, as Levi connects with a hurricarana to send Kizz head first into that top turn buckle. Levi really seems to be on top of his game right here. Kizz tries for a clothesline but Levi dodges and springboards off the ropes with an elbow to the back of Kizz.

Hanson: James is capitalizing on his low blow moments ago but dropping elbows on Jack. So sad that he had to resort to underhand tactics just to get the advantage.

Vinegar: Jack did enter through the crowd and attack James from behind.

Hanson: That was strategy; much more acceptable than tactics.

Vinegar: Kizz recovering from that elbow to the back of the head, as Levi rests in the corner.

Hanson: Kizz up, Levi runs, and OW!

Vinegar: Levi ran straight into a head butt from Kizz. I think Kizz might feel some of that as well.

Hanson: Out of nowhere too! Levi is just charging then BAM! A head butt stops him dead in his tracks.

Vinegar: Looks like your enjoying Kizz.

Hanson: What? No, I just enjoyed that head butt. I’m weak for head butts.

Vinegar: James picks up Jack and Irish whips him into the opposite corner. As James goes to attack Jack though; Kizz out of nowhere connects with a spinning heel kick to the face. James rolls under the rope to the outside.

Hanson: What was the point of that? I think he just wanted to say he got some hits in.

Vinegar: Eventually, there will be less than these four men in the match. You have to work on the others as well. Kizz charges and hits one hell of an elbow to the head of Jack! He follows up with a knee to his abdomen.

Hanson: You went from explaining something to cheering for something in less than a second.

Vinegar: I am trained- LOOK! Jack out of nowhere connects with a high drop kick to the face of Kizz sending him to the ground.

Hanson: Speaking of ground, James currently trying to get back in the ring.

Vinegar: James won a match last week against Hiroshima to prove that he was worth the hype.

Hanson: Look at that! James was in the ring and Levi came out of nowhere with a drop kick to send him under the ropes again. Levi really needs to get on top of his game again. I think he should pick up cheating.

Vinegar: He did attack Hastings out of nowhere last week in that tournament match. Shows he must really be in the mood for a fight.

Hanson: Or a victory which he has yet to get in a long while.

Vinegar: Levi charges Jack, who dodges. Levi catches himself before he runs into the corner but Jack dropkicks him from behind to send him headfirst into the top turnbuckle. Jack is one devious competitor.

Hanson: That’s why I predict his victory.

Vinegar: Always a good reason to get behind someone, I can't deny. James is lifting himself up from the outside. He shakes his head for a second and tries to focus. He has his head on the canvas and is using the middle rope to pull himself up. Jack sees and charges at him with a baseball slide, knocking James out and taking Jack outside. Jack rises to his feet and starts to throw some fists at James now.

Hanson: More importantly, Levi and Kizz are recovering from their respective attacks at the same time.

Vinegar: I wonder who will make the first -

Hanson: Levi with a clothesline but in vain as he misses. Kizz counters with a back forearm but Levi dodges and hits a European uppercut.

Vinegar: The pace being picked up here as Levi dives at Kizz’s abdomen with his shoulder.

Hanson: Kizz might feel more awkward than pain at the moment with that move. Levi against the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Kizz counters!

Vinegar: LEVI ON TOP! FUTURE BLAST! NO!

Hanson: He counters with a tornado DDT. The power of that DDT just sent Kizz from the ground right back up to his feet.

Vinegar: Kizz wobbling around the ring without much thought processing through his mind.

Hanson: Levi props himself up and flies at Kizz with a flying lariat sending both of them over the top rope. ELIMINATED!

Vinegar: No they aren’t yet. They both managed to hang onto the ropes. Luckily, they are on the opposite side of Jack and James going at it. Look, Christina just hit Jack in the back of the head with a slap.

Hanson: Everyone is a cheater.

Vinegar: James recovers and hits a shoulder block to take Jack to the ground. He jumps onto the barricade and goes for a moonsault but Gabrielle grabs onto his legs to keep him from jumping.

Hanson: I feel better with this situation now. Look! Levi and Kizz just going at it on the canvas! Trading blows!

Vinegar: Levi with a knee to the side of Kizz bringing him to his knees. Levi backing up on the canvas, I think he is about to spear Kizz.

Hanson: Rather awkward on the canvas but I’ll buy it.

Vinegar: What the hell? Prototype has begun to bang on the ring.

Hanson: Needs a new processor probably.

Vinegar: OH MY GOD! Levi was distracted by the beating allowing Kizz to legsweep him from below and drops him to the ground. Levi attempting to get to Kizz who already got back in the ring.

Hanson: That rat future cheater!

Vinegar: You hate anyone who does anything.

Hanson: Indeed true.

Vinegar: James and Jack both roll into the ring as Kizz stands leaning his back against the ropes. Kizz charges at them but they both duck. Kizz off the ropes but OH! A double elbow to the face will take him down! Just as they elbow Kizz down, Jack jumps at James with a Lou Thez press!

Hanson: Pounding away at the head of James.

Vinegar: Not anymore because Kizz breaks it up with a axe handle to the back of the head of Jack.

Hanson: Following up with some form of a neck breaker! Wow! What the hell was that?!

Vinegar: One twisted looking neck breaker really took Jack down. Out of nowhere as well.

Hanson: Even I am surprised that such a thing came out of nowhere. Jack tried to get up quickly and fight back against Kizz and just walked into that move.

Vinegar: Kizz quick to pick James up and lift him over his shoulders.

Hanson: Future Blast on its way!

Vinegar: James counters! Sending both him and Kizz over the top rope.

Hanson: Using his free feet to push off of the corner was pretty wise I must admit.

Vinegar: The two of them scrambling to get back in the ring but they continue fighting at the same time. Look, Jack has recovered and charges at the two on the canvas.

Hanson: OH! Kizz eats elbow and barely saves himself when he falls.

Vinegar: Lucky there is a bottom rope to grab onto or Kizz would have been out.

Hanson: LOOK! James pulls Jack over and is trying to pull him loose of the top rope!

Vinegar: Jack on dangerous ground as he totters on that top rope with James bashing away at his head.

Hanson: C’mon Jack! Low blow or something, he did the same to you.

Vinegar: I think he may get some alternative help because Gabrielle is sliding into the ring with a chair.

Hanson: James notices though!

Vinegar: So does Christina, who rolls into the ring and spears Gabrielle right before she can hit James with the chair.

Hanson: Looks like James forgot he was trying to eliminate Jack because he isn’t hitting-

Vinegar: ELIMINATED! Kizz just leg swept James causing him to fall and pull on Jack as well sending both of them to the floor.

Hanson: NO! Let JACK BACK IN!

Vinegar: He got eliminated fair and square by Kizz.

Hanson: He was distracted.

Vinegar: He should have capitalized on his girlfriend interfering but I think James had to tight of a hold on him.

Hanson: Obviously, since he is the one who pulled him.

Vinegar: Certainly a hard fought battle with these young competitors of GIW, but the victory tonight goes to Aaron Kizz.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The arena turns dark and a deranged, maniacal laughter echoes throughout the GIW arena. "Idiot Box" begins blaring into play and the fans begin cheering ravenously in response. A pyro bursts and, as the smoke clear, Joka and Great White can be seen on the stage. They begin marching down the ramp and towards the ring.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from fuck knows where and weighing a combined weight of 626 pounds... CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRLEY 'JOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITE AND GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITE!!!!!

Vinegar: The white brothers making their way into the ring now and being met with a very positive response from our fans.

Hanson: I don't get it, Nick. That Joka is deranged. What kind of degenerate would cheer for him?!

Vinegar: Everyone in this building, by the sounds of it.

Hanson: God damn you...

"Parabola" begins playing, being met with unanimous boos. Before long, Calypso Desmona, Donovan Hastings and Savage have appeared on the entrance way.

Dennis: And the opponents, representing GLOBAL DOMINATION, being accompanied by Calypso Desmona... LOOOOOOOORRRRRRD DONOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTINGS AND SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAGE!!!!!

Vinegar: Well the GD trio are making their way towards the ring here. Savage seems to be sweating a lot. Hastings and Desmona don't look too impressed with him here. Now Savage has fallen to his knees and is crying out in agony, while clutching his stomach. What's happening here?!

Hanson: He looks seriously hurt!

Savage: Stomach... cramp... para... medics... now...

Vinegar: Are you kidding me?!

Hanson: QUICK! GET DR. PROFESSOR!!

Vinegar: Here he comes with two paramedics and they're actually escorting him back up the ramp! This is pathetic! It's obviously a scam so he doesn't have to face the Whites!

Hanson: That's just blatant slander! Savage is -

Vinegar: BUT THE WHITES AREN'T HAVING ANY OF IT! THEY'RE BOTH CHARGING OUT OF THE RING AND UP THE RAMP! THEY SHOVE PAST HASTINGS AND DESMONA AND MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE LAST ARYAN!

Hanson: They can't do this! Savage needs some serious medical attention!

Vinegar: MY GOD, IT'S THE NEW HEAD OF SECURITY PROFESSOR BLING, WITH A POSSE OF GANGSTERS!!!

Hanson: That's 'gangsta', white bread.

Bling: Yo homeys, teach these suckas a lesson in R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Vinegar: My God, the security team is holding back the Whites, as Savage is escorted from the arena! It's taking over ten homeys to hold those brothers back!

Hanson: Ha! You said 'homeys'! But thankfully Savage has been escorted out of here and my brothas are leaving the scene.

Vinegar: But Hastings is still halfway down the ramp. He and Desmona are trapped! They'll have to get through the Whites to leave the arena and speaking of, both the brothers just turned around and are staring the duo down! GREAT WHITE ROARS WITH INHUMAN RAGE AND CHARGES!!!

Hanson: GET OUT OF THERE LORD HASTINGS!!!

Vinegar: Hastings shoves Desmona to safety, JUST BEFORE HE TAKES A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!! AND NOW THE WHITES ARE STOMPING AND KICKING AWAY AT THE DEFENCELESS HASTINGS!!

Hanson: But he's a Lord! They can't do this to a Lord!!

Vinegar: Well they just did and Hastings in a tremendous amount of agony, as the Whites are leaving the arena. Because of Savage's cowardice, his own team mate has suffered a vicious beat down! This is ridiculous!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Backstage, Cara Costello can be seen making her way down a hallway of the GIW arena. Within moments, she stops dead in her tracks at seeing the muscular frame of Misery before her. She has the Women's Championship draped grandly over her shoulder. Her face is etched severely, as Cara nervously bites down on her bottom lip.

Misery: Cara...

Cara: Misery...

Misery: What are you playing at, huh?!

Cara: What do you mean?

Misery: See this belt on my shoulder?! It means that I'm the best women's wrestler alive today! And yet I haven't been on an episode of Sentinel since before Toxic Intent! I'm your Champion and I'm not even getting airtime! So much for Global Domination sticking together, huh?!

Cara: Relax, relax. You're totally right, you haven't had enough airtime, but you'll be pleased to know that I already have a Title defence ready for you at Guerrilla Warfare.

Misery: Against who?!

Cara: Oh, you'll see.

Cara smiles reassuringly and then quickly begins scuttling down the hallway, before Misery can respond. Within moments she comes across another familiar figure.

Cara: YOU?!

Savage is sprawled across a large crate, moaning to the heavens and holding his stomach.

Savage: Cara... I feel... terrible... I... I...

Cara: Joka, what are you doing here?

Savage: FUCK!

Savage springs to his feet and fleas the scene at top speed, as Cara shakes her head and rolls her eyes. Joka is nowhere to be seen.

Cara: We have to do something about hi -

: This is an outrage!

Hastings, with a bruise around his right eye and one arm around Desmona's shoulders for support, staggers into view.

Hastings: That little coward is going to pay for this! If he thinks -

Cara: I know, I know. Don't worry, I'll -

Hastings: You'll what?! Calypso and I were just ambushed and not a single one of our supposed 'team' lifted a finger to help us! Hell, they were running in the opposite direction!

Cara: I'll make it up to you, Donovan, I just -

Hastings: That's Lord Hastings! And I'll tell you now that this little episode isn't going to be forgotten! Now come on Calypso, we're leaving.

Cara: But what if we need you la -

Cara stops mid-sentence, as the pair move through a nearby doorway and slam the door shut behind them. Cara sighs with defeat, as the camera cuts back to the GIW arena.

"Fucking In The Bushes" kicks into play and the arena fills with loud cheers. Chris Austin soon appears from behind the curtains, wearing a referee shirt and the Hardcore Title belt.

Dennis: The following match is a fatal four way bout! Introducing the special guest referee, The Shaman Of Sex, the GIW HARDCORE CHAMPION... CHRRRRRRRRRRRIS AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUSTIN!!!!!

Vinegar: Austin making his way into the ring here, it'll be interesting to see how he plays his role of enforcer tonight.

Hanson: I'll bet as classless as he does everything else.

"Sad But True" hits and the arena instantly fills with jeers. Sean Jensen rushes from the curtains and jogs down the ramp, taking no notice of the negative response he receives.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Sacramento, California and weighing 223 pounds, The Real Innovator... SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSEN!!!!!!

Hanson: Here's my pick to win the entire Hardcore tournament, Nick! Jensen is on a ten match winning streak!

Vinegar: My God, do you ever stop?

"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" begins playing and the fans again start cheering loudly. Andy Savana makes his way onto the stage, before cracking his neck, popping his shoulders and beginning down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Houton, Texas and weighing 244 pounds... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY SAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Vinegar: Andy Savana is undefeated since returning at Toxic Intent and, no doubt, he's looking to continue that streak, until it takes him to the Hardcore Championship!

Hanson: Yeah, but I can look at that tape with Cara and Vick Ace. Doesn't mean I'm ever gonna get my own.

Vinegar: In fact, I think it's safe to say that you never will.

Ace: ****!

"Paint It Black" hits and the fans erupt into cheers a third time. After several moments, Jack Ryans enters the arena area, motioning to the fans, as he marches down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in Langley, Virginia and weighing 240 pounds, The Watchman... JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYANS!!!!

Hanson: Look Nick, it's the least hardcore man in this entire company!

Vinegar: Ryans proved he has what it takes in a Hardcore match, when he defeated Dylan James two weeks ago. He earned his spot in this tournament, Daniel, don't forget that.

"Wonder What's Next" hits and the arena fills with cheers for the fourth time. Randy Boolzian soon appears, chugging on a Red Bull and a cigarette in his spare hand.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Oceanside, California and weighing 220 pounds, the Red Bull Icon... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Vinegar: And here's the still undefeated BoolZ. This guy has made one hell of a name for himself, since he's been here.

Hanson: I'm telling you, he's stashing more than just Red Bull in those cans! Ryans should be checking those drinks, dammit!

Vinegar: The day Jack Ryans takes orders from you, is the day that hell freezes over. And now the bell has rung and everyone is in the ring. Austin is taking a step back and telling the competitors to start the match!

Hanson: And look, Nick! BoolZ, Ryans and Savana are staring from each other and then over to Jensen. What are they gonna do? ARGH! ALL THREE OF THEM JUST CHARGED AT JENSEN!!!

Vinegar: Right you are and The Real Innovator has been sent to the mat via a triple shoulder block! Now all three of the crowd favourites in this match are really working a number on Jensen with some stuff kicks and stomps. Austin is watching on, actually smiling! He's not gonna do anything to stop this.

Hanson: But I bet he'd step in if it was his buddy BoolZ getting attacked like that! Austin is a joke!

Vinegar: Well that remains to be seen, as Savana now takes hold of Ryans and sends him toppling over the ropes and out of the ring! Savana has had enough and he whips BoolZ into the ropes! RBI comes racing back and Savana scores with a back body drop, dumping BoolZ right on top of Jensen!!

Hanson: He's crazy! He's just ticked off every person competing in this match. Who's he gonna attack next?! Austin?! Actually, that would be a pretty cool sight...

Vinegar: But it's not to be, as Savana is pulling Sean up instead. A kick to the gut, followed with a belly-to-belly suplex and Savana is on fire! But now Jack Ryans back in the ring and levels him with a spear! Austin seems to have taken offence to that move, as Ryans mounts Savana and starts blasting him with rights and lefts!

Hanson: He sure can punch, for such a goody-goody.

Vinegar: Like I said earlier, Ryans is one tough competitor. In fact, they don't get much tougher. But now Savana grabs The Watchman by the throat and tosses him to the side. Andy getting back to his feet, but BoolZ out of nowhere with a Twisted Steele, sends him right back down!!

Hanson: But now Jensen is back up! Finally these fans are going to get some decent action!

Vinegar: You're insane, Daniel! But nonetheless, Jensen is back to a vertical base. He grabs BoolZ from behind and levels RBI with a German suplex! But as Mr. Innovator gets back up, Ryans bounces from the ropes and scores with the Covert Ops!! Now everyone, except Ryans has been laid out!

Hanson: But that won't last long! Nathaniel Gregory just slid into the ring and Austin is too busy checking on the downed competitors to notice. Ha! That must have been why Gregory didn't accompany Sean to the ring. He was hiding to lower Austin's defences! Brilliant!

Vinegar: But more importantly, Jensen's giant bodyguard has a steel chair. BAM! RYANS JUST GOT BLASTED IN THE SKULL WITH THAT METAL! But Austin turns around just in time to see it! This match is no disqualifications, but I don't think the Hardcore Champ will take too kindly to this! BOOM! AUSTIN BLASTS GREGORY WITH A SOCAL GUTCHECK!!!

Hanson: HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Vinegar: He just did! But during all the distraction, Jensen has crawled on top of Ryans, who is now bleeding from the forehead! BUT AUSTIN KICKS JENSEN IN THE SKULL!!! HE'S NOT GONNA LET THE MATCH END WITH OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!!!

Hanson: WHAT THE HELL?!?! HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF AUTHORITY!!!

Vinegar: He's the referee! His power in this match is absolute! But Jensen is getting to his feet and seems to have taken exception to Austin's officiating! A BRAWL HAS BROKEN OUT BETWEEN SEAN JENSEN AND THE REFEREE!!! THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Hanson: Suck it to him, Jensen! You'd have this match won right now, if it wasn't for him!

Vinegar: That remains to be seen, but now Savana and BoolZ are back up, while Austin and Jensen are still punching the crap out of each other! And Savana has hold of that chair that Gregory brought into the ring!! BAM!!! HE JUST BLASTED BOOLZ IN THE FACE WITH IT!!!

Hanson: But Savana has set his sights on Jensen now!

Vinegar: BOOM! SAVANA JUST SMASHED THAT CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF JENSEN'S HEAD AND THE REAL INNOVATOR HAS BEEN LAID OUT HERE!

Hanson: But Ryans is stumbling back to his feet now. Savana swings the chair at him, too!!

Vinegar: But Ryans gets his arms in the air and takes hold of the chair! A struggle over the weapon has ensued, but Ryans gains the advantage with a kick to the gut! He drops the chair and LIFTS SAVANA UP FOR THE JUSTICE SERVED!! BAM!! HE NAILS IT RIGHT ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! AUSTIN WITH THE COUNT!!! ONE!!! TWO!!! THRE - BOOLZ WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH SMASHES A FIST INTO RYANS AND BREAKS THE COUNT!!!

Hanson: That would have been over if RBI hadn't broken the count! Now Jensen still has a chance! I guess BoolZ isn't so bad after all.

Vinegar: Now RBI getting to his feet and he's also been busted open from that chair. Him and Ryans circling the ring and the pair lock up! And both these men have so much respect for each other, as Ryans whips BoolZ to the ropes! The Watchman looks for a spine buster on the return, but RBI counters into a GIGANTIC tornado DDT! Ryans dazed, but still forcing himself back to his feet! BoolZ connects with a neck breaker! NO! Ryans counters out with an elbow to BoolZ' head!

Hanson: But look, Nick! Nate G is back to his feet!

Vinegar: And Austin is telling him to get the hell out of the ring, but Gregory is protesting valiantly. The two are arguing, meanwhile, Ryans with a kick to the gut and looking for a power bomb! He nails it, sending RBI crashing into the corner!!

Hanson: But now Savana is getting back up with the chair in his clutches and Jensen is back up, too! This is insane!

Vinegar: Jensen is pulling a pair of brass knuckles out of his jeans, while Savana is lifting that chair over his head, behind Ryans. BANG! SAVANA CRACKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF THE WATCHMAN'S HEAD, WHILE JENSEN SWINGS THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES AT THE BACK OF AUSTIN'S SKULL!! BUT AUSTIN TAKES A STEP TOWARDS THE DOWNED RYANS, INADVERTENTLY DODGING JENSEN'S ATTACK!!! BOOM!!! THE REAL INNOVATOR JUST TOOK DOWN NATHANIEL GREGORY INSTEAD OF AUSTIN!!!

Hanson: NO WAY! AUSTIN MUST BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!

Vinegar: And now The Shaman Of Sex turns back around to Nate G and sees Jensen with the brass knuckles! AUSTIN KNOWS WHAT HE JUST TRIED TO DO AND HE'S FURIOUS! KICK TO THE GUT BY AUSTIN AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE OMEGA DRIVER ON JENSEN!!!! AUSTIN HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!!

Hanson: He can't do that!

Vinegar: HE JUST DID! BUT AT THE SAME TIME SAVANA STILL WITH THAT CHAIR, WAITING TO CRACK RYANS A SECOND TIME AS SOON AS HE GETS UP! BUT KOMOSUBE ENTERS THE RING, WHILE AUSTIN ROLLS GREGORY OUT OF IT! KOMOSUBE WITH A SUPERKICK BLASTS THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO SAVANA'S FACE!!!

Hanson: Savana involved himself in Komo's business last week and now Komo is returning the favour!

Vinegar: And Komosube is out of the ring now, as Austin pulls Jensen back to his feet! BoolZ meanwhile has pulled himself up from the corner and onto the top rope. AUSTIN WHIPS JENSEN TOWARDS BOOLZ, WHO LEAPS FROM THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A STARGAZER ON THE REAL INNOVATOR!!!! BOOLZ DELIVERED THAT IMPRESSIVE SHOOTING STAR DDT ONTO A RUNNING JENSEN!!!

Hanson: THIS IS THE WORST REFEREEING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!

Vinegar: JENSEN TRIED TO CHEAT AND AUSTIN WOULDN'T HAVE IT!!! AND NOW BOOLZ WITH THE COVER!!! ONE!!! RYANS WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH DESPERATELY REACHES OUT!!! TWO!!! THE WATCHMAN IS TOO FAR AWAY AND THIS ONE IS OVER!!! THREE!!!!! BOOLZ' UNDEFEATED STREAK CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dennis: The winner of the match, via pinfall... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAAAN!!!!!

Hanson: This is highway robbery!! It basically became a handicap match!!

Vinegar: Tag team at the very least, with the inclusion of Gregory. Jensen's cheating tactics finally caught up with him and that win streak of his was the price he paid. But what's this?! Austin has just caught a glimpse of Komosube on the outside!

Hanson: Ha! Do your worst, Chris! Komosube will rip you apart!

Vinegar: Austin leaving the ring and getting in Komosube's face! The sumo seems to have taken exception to this and things are getting very intense!!

: Hey now, there's no need for that!

Hanson: IS THAT?!

Vinegar: Unfortunately, yes...

Hanson: There she is on the stage! MISS COSTELLO!!!

Cara: Relax, Chris, you have bigger things to worry about than a little outside interference. You see, everyone has been asking just how this Hardcore Title tournament is going to play out. We're only seven days away from Guerrilla Warfare and we still have four competitors... well, competing

Vinegar: Her skill with our language is phenominal. But she is right in that the details of the tournament haven't been released yet. Maybe she's going to enlighten us right now.

Cara: Well, I'm going to enlighten you right now. You see, the rules were very simple. If you made it to the end of the tournament, you got a shot at the Hardcore Title. It seems I forgot to mention that there was only ever one round in the tournament! That's right, Chris, you'll defend that Title you love so much against all the winners of the round one matches at Guerrilla Warfare... in a hardcore gauntlet match! And the number one entry will be the Champ himself, Chris Austin!!!

Vinegar: NO WAY!!!

Hanson: THAT'S BRILLIANT!!! LOOK AT AUSTIN'S FACE!! HE LOOKS READY TO KILL!!!

Cara: So to survive with your Championship in place Austin, you're going to have defeat four other opponents in a row!

Vinegar: And now the competitors of the match, along with Nathaniel Gregory, are heading up the ramp and backstage, every single one of them hobbling. A gruelling contest it was, as Cara watches on in delight. Sometimes I wonder just how black that woman's heart is!

Hanson: That's a blatant flame! If this were a message board, you'd be banned!!

Vinegar: And now Austin is collecting that Hardcore Title and heading up the ramp. He looks furious, as he reaches the entrance stage. He's only feet away from Cara and he looks like he's about to snap!

Hanson: Miss Costello, get out of there!!! You know what that deranged pervert is capable of!!

Vinegar: But Aragato has emerged from the curtains and is holding a kendo stick between Cara and Austin! GD has once again come to our acting GM's aid, as Austin shakes his head threateningly and makes his way backstage. BUT WHAT'S THIS?! AS AUSTIN LEAVES, OUT COMES TRAVIS ROBERTS! THE BLESSED ONE IS CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP AND KOMOSUBE MEETS HIM HALFWAY!!! THESE TWO MEN HAVE STARTED BRAWLING DOWN THE RAMP WAY!!! IT SEEMS OUR MAIN EVENT IS UPON US!!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: Komosube is bigger, stronger and meaner and he's showing it right here! He's already got Roberts pinned down on the safety barrier and is blasting away at him with rights and lefts! That Travis is an idiot for thinking he can get in a fist fight with Komosube and not get annihilated!!

Vinegar: But Roberts with a kick to the groin on his opponent and now The Blessed One is in control! Cara has made her way backstage, while Aragato is proceeding down the ramp. But Roberts rolls Komosube into the ring and then climbs in himself, before Mr. Deathmatch can involve himself in the equation.

Hanson: You're so negative. What makes you think Aragato would want to get involved in this bout? That'd be like trying to help a steam roller flatten a toothpick.

Vinegar: What and odd metaphor... nevertheless, the bell has rung here and Komosube is back to his feet. Roberts looks for a DDT but the big man from Japan wraps those crushing arms around The Headliner's thighs. He lifts him off the canvas and charges full speed into the corner! BAM! Roberts just got slammed hard!!

Hanson: I think that kick in the man meat really made Komo angry. With a vicious chop to the chest, Roberts is sent back first to the mat. The big man isn't playing around here, Nick!

Vinegar: You're certainly right, as Komosube is now dragging Roberts to the centre of the ring. But Roberts kicks himself free and rolls to his feet. Komosube charges, but Roberts takes him down with a drop toe hold. He takes a moment to wave to some of the front row fans, but that's all Komosube needs to smash a sweeping fist into the Blessed One's ankle and send him ass first to the mat!

Hanson: You can't take your eyes off a guy like Komosube. He'll rip you apart!!

Vinegar: A lesson I suspect Roberts will learn the hard way before this match is over. Now Komosube back up and Roberts has battled his way to his knees. Komosube hooks his arms under The Headliner's and delivers a GIANT belly-to-belly suplex! Roberts goes flying into the ropes, bounces back from them and lands face first on the canvas!

Hanson: But Komosube wastes no time and pulls Roberts back up. Power bomb coming up!

Vinegar: Komosube lifts Roberts up and nails that vicious power bo - NO! Roberts counters into a falling face crusher, guillotining Komosube's neck across the ropes! The sumo goes bouncing back and lands back first on the canvas, with Roberts riding his shoulders the whole way and right into a pinfall!! ONE! TWO! THR - Komosube powers out and tosses The Headliner to the side.

Hanson: That was way too close! Roberts almost sneaked the win!

Vinegar: That he did, as both men race to their feet! It's Roberts who is the faster and smashes Komosube with a big boot to the skull. Komo stumbles backwards, but he's still standing! Roberts isn't having any of it and boots Komosube a second time! Komo this time goes stumbling back into the corner and now Roberts hoisting him up, looking for a superplex!!

Hanson: This could tear the whole ring down!! Don't do it Trav!!

Vinegar: Komosube battles out with a GIANT head butt and sends Roberts toppling back to the canvas! AND NOW KOMOSUBE WITH A FLYING BODY SPLASH!!! NO!!!! ROBERTS SAVES HIS LIFE BY ROLLING TO SAFETY AT THE LAST SECOND!!!

Hanson: KABOOM!! THAT WOULD HAVE CRUSHED TRAVIS ROBERTS!

Vinegar: I'm sure Roberts is aware of that more than anyone, as he climbs back to his feet AND CALLS FOR THE WHITE OUT!!! KOMOSUBE GETTING BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE AND ROBERTS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! WHITE OU - NO!!! KOMO REVERSES AND LAUNCHES TRAVIS INTO THE AIR, SENDING THE BLESSED ONE FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER!!!

Hanson: And now Komo is slapping his belly and laughing like a madman! HE'S GOING FOR THE KAMIKAZE SMASHER!!! BUT WHAT THE HELL?!?! BRANDON BROWN JUST SLID INTO THE RING BEHIND GLENN BURKE!!!

Vinegar: BROWN IS BACK AND THESE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!! BURKE IS FACING THE COMPETITORS IN THE CORNER AND CAN'T SEE THE FORMER GLOBAL CHAMPION, BUT ARAGATO CAN!! HE LEAPS ONTO THE APRON AND IS LOOKING TO GET IN THE RING, BUT BURKE SEES HIM!!! BURKE STRUGGLING WITH ARAGATO AND KOMOSUBE TURNS AROUND TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!! BROWN WITH THE SUPERKICK STRAIGHT INTO KOMOSUBE'S FACE!!! TRAVIS CAPITALISES WITH THE COVER!!!

Hanson: NO, THAT'S CHEATING! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

Vinegar: IT IS HAPPENING! BURKE WITH THE COUNT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!!

Dennis: Your winner, via pinfall... TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVIS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROBERTS!!!!!

Hanson: That scum cost Komosube the match!!

Vinegar: After everything GD have done to Brown, it's about time he get some revenge on them! But Aragato seems to disagree, as he's making a mad dash for Brown!! WHAT?! THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT!!!!

Hanson: And now they're back... AND NOW LORD DEATHMAN IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND BRANDON BROWN!! HAHAHAHA, HE'S GONNA GET HIS!!!

Vinegar: Deathman grabs Brown's skull from behind AND RAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! MEANWHILE ROBERTS WANTS NO PART OF THIS AND HE'S MAKING HIS WAY UP THE RAMP AND OUT OF DODGE!!! HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO HELP BRANDON!!

Hanson: That's the smartest thing he's done all night! He doesn't care about Brandon Brown!

Vinegar: Dammit, now Brown is being stomped away by Mr. Deathmatch and the Global Champion! This is just a mugging and now Komosube is getting back up too!! He's exiting the ring and this is now a three-on-one assault!

Hanson: Brandon should have stayed in the hole GD put him in! He would have been better off!

Vinegar: WAIT!!! WHAT'S THIS?!?!?! CHRIS AUSTIN, RANDY BOOLZIAN, BOTH WHITE BROTHERS, JACK RYANS AND EVEN BIG B ARE CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP!!!! AND NOW A BRAWL HAS ERUPTED BETWEEN ALL OF THEM AND GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!!

Hanson: NO WAY!!! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!

Vinegar: AS TOUGH AS HIROSHIMA AND DEATHMAN ARE, THEY'RE OUTNUMBERED TWO-TO-ONE!!! THE WHITES SEND DEATHMAN FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST AND BEGIN STOMPING AWAY AT HIM!!! MEANWHILE, AUSTIN SPEARS ARAGATO TO THE GROUND AND BIG B DELIVERS A BODY SPLASH!!! AND WHILE ALL THAT'S HAPPENING, BOOLZ AND RYANS ARE SLAMMING AWAY AT KOMOSUBE WITH VICIOUS RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!

Hanson: YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR THIS INSOLENCE!!!

Vinegar: Global Domination has been ejected from ringside, while these six men and Brandon Brown have made their way into the ring!!! We're out of time folks and we'll leave you with this image of all these seven men raising each other's arms!!! It seems the GIW locker room has had enough of Global Domination and they've all united as one against them!!! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with Daniel Hanson, wishing you a goodnight and hoping you can join us next week for Guerrilla Warfare!!!