Post by brandonbrown on Nov 27, 2009 23:42:16 GMT -5
Here's the whole scene. Hopefully I posted it all this time. I did enjoy reading just the last part though because I found that to be pretty funny and random.
(Our scene opens with Brandon and Banky at the Thanksgiving table.)
Brandon: Where's the food?
Banky: What do you mean where's the food? This is your house. I thought you were cooking.
Brandon: Fuck. I thought since you were the guest in my house that you were going to cook.
Banky: I don't know how to cook.
Brandon: Neither do I.
Banky: What are we going to do?
Brandon: I'd suggest finding a woman but we don't have time for that.
Banky: Maybe if we had Thanksgiving on a normal day then we wouldn't have a problem.
Brandon: Friday is a perfectly normal day for Thanksgiving. I'm busy watching football on Thursday. Besides, I figure we should honor the Native Americans by celebrating Thanksgiving one day later.
Banky: Why would that honor the Native Americans?
Brandon: Because we probably backstabbed their asses the day after Thanksgiving. That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Banky: Okay. So what are we going to do about our Thanksgiving?
Brandon: I say we get into a fun adventure where we try to get food.
Banky: Great. How long will this adventure take?
Brandon: Probably not long.
Banky: Why do you say that?
Brandon: I'm using Wordpad and Windows Millenium Edition.
Banky: What?
Brandon: Nothing. Forget I said anything.
(Brandon and Banky are now at some place where they sell food.)
Brandon: We want some turkey.
Food Seller: We don't have any turkey left. It's all sold out.
Brandon: We need to have Thanksgiving though.
Food Seller: Thanksgiving was yesterday though.
Brandon: Not in my household. Thanksgiving is today and Black Friday is tomorrow.
Food Seller: That would make it Black Saturday.
(Brandon Superkicks the Food Seller.)
Banky: Why must you always Superkick people?
Brandon: Don't question my decisions.
(Brandon and Banky are now at McDonalds.)
Brandon: We'd like a number 48.
McDonald's Guy: We don't have a number 48.
Brandon: I thought that was the number for your McTurkey.
McDonald's Guy: We don't have a McTurkey.
Brandon: Why not? It sounds like a good idea to me.
McDonald's Guy: Where did you ever hear of a McTurkey?
Brandon: From that guy over there.
McDonald's Guy: The guy dressed like The Burger King?
Brandon: Yeah.
McDonald's Guy: I'm afraid he lied to you. He does things like this just to bother us.
Brandon: Does it work?
McDonald's Guy: Yes.
Brandon: Sounds like a good business plan to me. Hey, does Burger King sell Turkey Whoppers?
McDonald's Guy: I don't think so. Go ask the Burger King if you have to.
Brandon: Alright.
(Goes over to the Burger King.)
Brandon: Does Burger King sell Turkey Whoppers?
Burger King: Nope.
Brandon: Why don't you ever talk during the commercials?
Burger King: Contract obligations.
?: What is he doing here?
Brandon: Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald: The Burger King is not allowed in McDonalds.
Burger King: I can go wherever I want.
Brandon: Listen guys, I just want some turkey.
Ronald McDonald: Neither of our stores sell turkey.
Brandon: Really? Is that accurate?
Burger King: For this promo, it is.
Brandon: What?
Ronald McDonald: Ignore him. I want him out of my store.
Brandon: I just want some turkey.
Burger King: We don't have turkey.
Brandon: I will pay ten thousand dollars to whichever one of you two that can get me a turkey.
Burger King and Ronald: Deal.
(Burger King and Ronald McDonald search for a turkey for about three hours before Ronald returns with a turkey.)
Ronald McDonald: I have the turkey. Where is my money?
(The Hamburgular comes out of nowhere and steals the turkey.)
Hamburgular: Haha. I have the turkey now. I will get the money.
(The Burger King runs in with a turkey.)
Burger King: I have a turkey.
(Grimace steals the turkey from the Burger King.)
Grimace: Yes. Now me and Hamburgular both have turkeys. We will take our money and then take over McDonalds.
Brandon: I'm fucking confused. I just want my turkey.
(Hamburgular and Grimace give Brandon the two turkeys.)
Brandon: Banky, hold the turkeys.
Banky: I figured you forgot I was here.
Brandon: Nope. I just didn't need you.
Grimace: Give us our money.
Brandon: I'll give you something.
(Brandon Superkicks Hamburgular and Grimace.)
Ronald McDonald: Yes. He's going to give the money to me.
(Brandon Superkicks Ronald McDonald.)
Burger King: I think I'll just head back to Burger King.
(Brandon Superkicks the Burger King.)
Banky: Are you finished? We have two turkeys now. We can go home and eat.
Brandon: Hold on. McDonald's Guy, I want a Big Mac.
McDonald's Guy: Here you go.
Brandon: Thanks.
McDonald's Guy: I'm guessing you didn't actually have the ten thousand dollars.
Brandon: Nope.
(Brandon Superkicks the McDonald's Guy.)
Brandon: My Big Mac was cold. Asshole.
Banky: You're an asshole.
(Brandon Superkicks Banky.)
Brandon: I'm eating turkey by myself tonight.
(Brandon gives a thumbs up and a smile as the scene ends.)
(Our scene opens with Brandon and Banky at the Thanksgiving table.)
Brandon: Where's the food?
Banky: What do you mean where's the food? This is your house. I thought you were cooking.
Brandon: Fuck. I thought since you were the guest in my house that you were going to cook.
Banky: I don't know how to cook.
Brandon: Neither do I.
Banky: What are we going to do?
Brandon: I'd suggest finding a woman but we don't have time for that.
Banky: Maybe if we had Thanksgiving on a normal day then we wouldn't have a problem.
Brandon: Friday is a perfectly normal day for Thanksgiving. I'm busy watching football on Thursday. Besides, I figure we should honor the Native Americans by celebrating Thanksgiving one day later.
Banky: Why would that honor the Native Americans?
Brandon: Because we probably backstabbed their asses the day after Thanksgiving. That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Banky: Okay. So what are we going to do about our Thanksgiving?
Brandon: I say we get into a fun adventure where we try to get food.
Banky: Great. How long will this adventure take?
Brandon: Probably not long.
Banky: Why do you say that?
Brandon: I'm using Wordpad and Windows Millenium Edition.
Banky: What?
Brandon: Nothing. Forget I said anything.
(Brandon and Banky are now at some place where they sell food.)
Brandon: We want some turkey.
Food Seller: We don't have any turkey left. It's all sold out.
Brandon: We need to have Thanksgiving though.
Food Seller: Thanksgiving was yesterday though.
Brandon: Not in my household. Thanksgiving is today and Black Friday is tomorrow.
Food Seller: That would make it Black Saturday.
(Brandon Superkicks the Food Seller.)
Banky: Why must you always Superkick people?
Brandon: Don't question my decisions.
(Brandon and Banky are now at McDonalds.)
Brandon: We'd like a number 48.
McDonald's Guy: We don't have a number 48.
Brandon: I thought that was the number for your McTurkey.
McDonald's Guy: We don't have a McTurkey.
Brandon: Why not? It sounds like a good idea to me.
McDonald's Guy: Where did you ever hear of a McTurkey?
Brandon: From that guy over there.
McDonald's Guy: The guy dressed like The Burger King?
Brandon: Yeah.
McDonald's Guy: I'm afraid he lied to you. He does things like this just to bother us.
Brandon: Does it work?
McDonald's Guy: Yes.
Brandon: Sounds like a good business plan to me. Hey, does Burger King sell Turkey Whoppers?
McDonald's Guy: I don't think so. Go ask the Burger King if you have to.
Brandon: Alright.
(Goes over to the Burger King.)
Brandon: Does Burger King sell Turkey Whoppers?
Burger King: Nope.
Brandon: Why don't you ever talk during the commercials?
Burger King: Contract obligations.
?: What is he doing here?
Brandon: Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald: The Burger King is not allowed in McDonalds.
Burger King: I can go wherever I want.
Brandon: Listen guys, I just want some turkey.
Ronald McDonald: Neither of our stores sell turkey.
Brandon: Really? Is that accurate?
Burger King: For this promo, it is.
Brandon: What?
Ronald McDonald: Ignore him. I want him out of my store.
Brandon: I just want some turkey.
Burger King: We don't have turkey.
Brandon: I will pay ten thousand dollars to whichever one of you two that can get me a turkey.
Burger King and Ronald: Deal.
(Burger King and Ronald McDonald search for a turkey for about three hours before Ronald returns with a turkey.)
Ronald McDonald: I have the turkey. Where is my money?
(The Hamburgular comes out of nowhere and steals the turkey.)
Hamburgular: Haha. I have the turkey now. I will get the money.
(The Burger King runs in with a turkey.)
Burger King: I have a turkey.
(Grimace steals the turkey from the Burger King.)
Grimace: Yes. Now me and Hamburgular both have turkeys. We will take our money and then take over McDonalds.
Brandon: I'm fucking confused. I just want my turkey.
(Hamburgular and Grimace give Brandon the two turkeys.)
Brandon: Banky, hold the turkeys.
Banky: I figured you forgot I was here.
Brandon: Nope. I just didn't need you.
Grimace: Give us our money.
Brandon: I'll give you something.
(Brandon Superkicks Hamburgular and Grimace.)
Ronald McDonald: Yes. He's going to give the money to me.
(Brandon Superkicks Ronald McDonald.)
Burger King: I think I'll just head back to Burger King.
(Brandon Superkicks the Burger King.)
Banky: Are you finished? We have two turkeys now. We can go home and eat.
Brandon: Hold on. McDonald's Guy, I want a Big Mac.
McDonald's Guy: Here you go.
Brandon: Thanks.
McDonald's Guy: I'm guessing you didn't actually have the ten thousand dollars.
Brandon: Nope.
(Brandon Superkicks the McDonald's Guy.)
Brandon: My Big Mac was cold. Asshole.
Banky: You're an asshole.
(Brandon Superkicks Banky.)
Brandon: I'm eating turkey by myself tonight.
(Brandon gives a thumbs up and a smile as the scene ends.)