Sentinel 5/7/08 RESULTS

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Hanson: Sentinel coming at ya like a ghetto blasta!!

Vinegar: I need to buy some duct tape...

Hanson: Hey playa hata, Dan Dawg always gets da job done!

Vinegar: Folks I'm Nicholas Vinegar and, sadly, I'm here with Daniel Hanson once more. If you can ignore the obnoxiousness of my broadcast partner, you're in for one hell of a show here tonight. Travis Roberts vs. Sean Jensen #2 as the main event. Andy Savana verse Dylan James will also be going down and the winner of both those matches will get a chance at the Global Title!

Hanson: What about my homey, Declan?!

Vinegar: I was getting to him... Declan Prescott making his wrestling return after nine weeks of inactivity and will face Komosube, the winner also getting a shot at the Global Title vote. But I'm not ashamed to say that I hope Prescott receives a royal ass kicking in that match.

Hanson: Well you should be, sadist.

Vinegar: And the newly crowned Hardcore Champion BoolZ will be facing of against Big B Brown in a non-Title match. The former Champ, Chris Austin, will be joining us at the booth for that match.

Hanson: Don't remind me...

Vinegar: Well Hanson, what do you say you stop being a baby and we get to the action?

Hanson: Action? What do you know about action? I heard you haven’t had any action in like, ever.

Vinegar: Well that’s just not true, or the kind of action I was talking about. Lets kick the night off with the six woman tag match.

Hanson: A six way! I’m always down for a six way! Six lovely ladies, a tub of whipped cream and a bushel of carrots! Let’s get it on!

Vinegar: Daniel, you know damn well that’s not what I’m talking about.

Hanson: I know I can give a damn what you’re talking about. Bottom line, once you look past McSkinny you’ve still got five gorgeous ladies in that ring and that’s five times the possible wardrobe malfunctions!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a six person intergender tag match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles California, standing five foot eight inches, and weighting in at 128 pounds, this is Brandon McSkinny!

‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ by Smash Mouth begins to play over the P.A. system as the fans sit quietly. Skinny runs out onto the entrance stage taunting the crowd like a maniac as he makes his way to the ring.

Vinegar: Well at least he hasn’t fallen yet.

Hanson: Wait what? Hey I kinda want some nachos. You want some nachos? I’m gonna get us some nachos.

Vinegar: Daniel you sit the hell down. You know we’re about to start the first match.

Dennis: His tag team partner hailing from Chicago Illinois, weighting in at 150 pounds, standing five feet five inches, she is the “Duchess of Hardcore”, this is Christina Adams!

The fans come alive with a chorus of boos as ‘Fake It’ by Seether opens over the speakers. Christina Adams confidently makes her way to the entrance stage, and quickly enters the ring. She gives an arrogant look at McSkinny cowering in the corner, before she climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the fans.

Vinegar: I bet at this moment Ms. Adams wishes Dylan James was right, and these fans didn’t care about her. I don’t care who you are, it can’t be a good feeling hearing people boo you.

Hanson: Nick, have you ever been in the ring? Have you ever had to make that decision to do what had to be done, or lose a match? No? Then shut up. Christina doesn’t give a damn about these fans, as well as she shouldn’t!

Dennis: And their partner from New Orleans Louisiana, weighting it at 134 pounds, standing five foot 9 inches, this is Kat!

‘Voices’ by Rev Theory begins across the crowd as Kat makes her way from behind the curtain. She raises a hand to the ceiling as the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction before she makes her way to the ring.

Hanson: Hey do you think I might have a chance?

Vinegar: WHAT? Aren’t you about Sean Jensen’s biggest fan?

Hanson: What? It’s obviously over between them, she clearly puts out and it’s really a hell of an opportunity to really get close to greatness.

Vinegar: You are a despicable little boy, Daniel. Folks what the guy they pay me to sit next to is referring to is the fact that Kat is pregnant. Speaking of which, I am more than a little surprised she was cleared to wrestle this week.

Dennis: And their opponents first, representing Global Domination, from Hartford Connecticut, weighting in at 138 pounds, standing five foot eight inches, and being accompanied by Donovan Hastings she is the Mistress of Pain she is Calypso

Desmona!

‘Haunted’ by Evanescence kicks into the audio system as Calypso crawls out from behind the curtains, Hastings following closely. She stands in front of Donovan with a wicked smile on her face before the two of them walk to the ring as the crowd produces slightly more cheers than jeers for the couple.

Hanson: These two have a lot of nerve I tell ya! After what Donovan did to Komosube at Guerilla Warfare, after Hastings cost Global Domination that match against Roberts, these two have the nerve to show up! I hope something very bad happens to both of them!

Vinegar: Let me guess. A curb stomp to the Lord of Pain, and a night with you to the Witch Woman?

Hanson: Yeah, I’d accept that.

Dennis: Her partner from Auckland New Zealand, standing five foot six inches, weighting in at 130 pounds, she is the Diamond Princess this is Gabrielle Maddison Montgomery!

‘Envy’ by KHZ blasts over the crowd as GMM makes her way from the back. The crowd mostly boos the Caramel Skinned Sexpot as she walks to the bottom of the ramp mockingly blowing kisses to the crowd.

Vinegar: Maybe we should have told Dennis to keep these short. Folks conspicuous by his absence is Diamond Jack Severino.

Hanson: Shut up Nick. It doesn’t work if I have to hear you.

Dennis: And their partner, representing Global Domination, currently residing in the Pit, she stands an even six feet tall, weighting in at 160 pounds, she is the GIW Women's Champion, the Horrifying Glamorous Devil Doll, this is Misery!

The lights go out for just an instant before returning to normal and Misery stands towering over Calypso. Calypso turns to face her team mate, stone cold faces on both women.

Vinegar: And Hazel East has been assigned this match, she’s done briefing the competitors, and it looks like it’s going to be Calypso and, and, McSkinny starting things off.

Hanson: Yeah, yeah, … McSkinny! Damnit!

Vinegar: And Hazel calls for the bell, and blind tag by Misery. Calypso doesn’t look too happy about that.

Hanson: Yeah well I’m sure Misery just doesn’t want those untrustworthy team mates of hers screw up what should be another easy win.

Vinegar: Well folks it looks like McSkinny and Misery now squaring off in the centre of the ring.

Hanson: This is going to be great.

Vinegar: McSkinny looking for a collar and elbow lock up it looks, no Misery just flexes her biceps and McSkinny falls back onto the mat.

Hanson: The nerve, thinking Misery will come to him.

Vinegar: McSkinny back to his feet now, Misery continuing to mock Skinny, and… yeah that didn’t work.

Hanson: HA HA! McSkinny tried for that slap of his, the Queen of the Bitches leaned back, and McSkinny got nothing but air! And maybe some urine, cause it looks like he might have just pissed himself.

Vinegar: Get out of there Skinny! She’s going to kill you! Skinny turns and tries to make it to the corner, but Misery grabs him by the waist, he’s up, and down with a thunderous overhead belly to back suplex!

Hanson: I love it! I think Skinny is out cold!

Vinegar: I hope so because if he is then he wont feel that lariat from Misery.

Hanson: Hey have ever had a match called by the ref this quick?

Vinegar: There’s a first time for anything. Misery now pulling Skinny back to his feet, and it looks like she’s going for a powerbomb.

Hanson: WRONG! That’s the Break a Bitch! Skinny is done. Here’s the cover.

Vinegar: And Adams in the ring at two to break the count. That could have been it. Misery back up, and it looks like she’s shouting at Calypso for not stopping Christina.

Hanson: Damn right! What is Misery supposed to win this match by herself?

Vinegar: Well it looks like Misery is bored with Skinny as she’s dragging him to his corner, she’s holding out his hand for a tag, and Kat just barely makes it before Adams. Kat in over the top rope with a sudden drop kick to Misery, and the champ leaves her feet!

Hanson: What?! That little tart can’t do that! Come on Hazel, do something to that cheater!

Vinegar: Hazel rolling Skinny out of the ring, Kat and Misery back up, and Misery back down after an arm drag!

Hanson: Who let her compete tonight?

Vinegar: Misery back to her feet, back to the mat after a leg sweep! Back to her feet, back to the canvas after a headlock takedown! Back to feet, back to the floor, NO! Kat was looking for a bulldog, but Misery caught her in a reverse bear hug. This can’t be good in her condition.

Hanson: Yeah, squeeze her! Make her eyes pop out of her head.

Vinegar: Misery back in control and she is just flinging Kat like a rag doll while locked in that reverse bear hug.

Hanson: This is great! This is why Misery in the longest reigning current champion in the GIW!

Vinegar: Misery lets go of the bear hug, and Kat crashes abdomen first into her corner. Adams the only women left makes the tag, and Misery’s waiting for her.

Hanson: That means she’s pretty damn lucky if you ask me. I’d kill to have Misery waiting for me. Hey look it’s Sean Jensen! What a nice surprise.

Vinegar: Well it looks like Jensen is come out to check on the mother of his unborn child.

Hanson: And there’s Chance right behind him. What’s going on here?! They’re stacking the deck against Misery!

Vinegar: Stacking the deck? I don’t think with moves like that hurricarana you’d have to stack the deck if you were Christina.

Hanson: Only if she was into that kinda thing, and hope she is cause her and Christina Adams like that is just a beautiful picture.

Vinegar: Well Misery in the centre of the ring now, back to her feet, and a super kick by Adams levels the Women’s Champion!

Hanson: Oh right in the face!

Vinegar: Adams looks like she’s setting up for a Boston Crab now! Can she turn her over!?!

Hanson: Of course not! Do you know who she’s in the ring with?

Vinegar: Yeah, I know, and yeah she can! Misery feeling the pressure now. And Jensen and Chance both check on Kat who has rolled to the outside holding her stomach.

Hanson: What?! No! Damnit Calypso do your job, and get in there! And someone pull Kat or Skinny back in the ring, and pin one of those two!

Vinegar: Well it looks like Calypso is getting in the ring, just slowly.

Hanson: No matter cause there’s Gabrielle Montgomery with the GaBuster!

Vinegar: That’s a double knee gut buster to the folks at home who don’t spend hours reading over the profiles of our superstars. The self proclaimed Perfect Beauty now dragging Misery to the corner, and now Calypso is heading to Kat.

Hanson: Yeah well if you ask me Calypso has always been a few crayons short of a full box. She’s your opponent who was stupid enough to get in the ring while pregnant! She’d be doing the kid a favour by letting Misery abort it now.

Vinegar: That is maybe, no definitely the vilest thing I have ever heard.

Hanson: Get over it. Gabrielle forcing a tag with Misery, and she wastes no time with a spring board drop kick as Christina was getting back to her feet.

Vinegar: She’s pulling up Adams, and devastates her with a split legged hangman’s neck breaker. Adams writhing in pain now as Gabrielle back to feet and stalking the Duchess of Hardcore.

Hanson: I tell you Gabby, hey you think she’d mind if I called her Gabby? She really is the Epitome of Beauty.

Vinegar: Well she really did just get flung through the ropes by Adams, and she really did just land hard on the outside. It looks like Misery might have made another blind tag though.

Hanson: It doesn’t matter as Adams connects with running plancha through the ropes and levels Gabby.

Vinegar: It was certainly a tag as Misery in the ring now, and she’s heading for McSkinny who’s somehow managed to crawl back up to the ring apron. One thing is for sure. You cannot understate this young man's courage!

Hanson: Yeah whatever. Cause I know I can ignore it! All the action is on the entrance ramp anyway! Gabby and Adams are slugging it out like there’s no tomorrow! Chic fight, Chic fight, I wanna see some boobies tonight!

Vinegar: Well folks it has broken down here! We have the Diamond Princess and the Duchess of Hardcore brawling on the entrance ramp, we have Kat down and pregnant as Sean Jensen and Chance continue to bicker over who’s going to help her, of all people you have Calypso and Donovan as the only one’s it seems with the sense enough to actually try to help Kat, and it looks like Misery is about to destroy McSkinny for the second time just a few minutes!

Hanson: Nick you forgot the mention the 34 Double D DDT Gabby just destroyed Adams with on the ramp! Of all things how can you forget about Gabs’ 34 Double D’s!?!

Vinegar: I don’t know, Dan, Maybe I was focusing on the hurt pregnant lady, or the actual match? Misery hoists Skinny in the air, it looks like the Drop in the Pit coming up!

Hanson: NO!! That punk Chance and Jensen now throwing those hands, and it looks like one of them might have just tripped Misery! She’s off balance, and down! McSkinny on top! NO!

Vinegar: Here’s the count, one… two… and it’s three! McSkinny just pinned the Women’s Champion!

Hanson: What the hell?!? Where was Calypso?

Vinegar: It looks like her and Donovan are escaping with Kat. This really isn’t the scene to have a down pregnant women in! You have Chance and Jensen brawling at ringside, you have a shocked and furious Misery looking about ready to explode in the ring, and clumsy and ecstatic Skinny bouncing around…

Hanson: And you have Hardcore Dylan James on the ramp now holding Gabby while a wobbly Christina is taking herself some free shots! Watch her flawless face you hussy!

Vinegar: And Diamond Jack Severino makes his presence felt with a running round house kick to the back of the head of Dylan James!

Hanson: And here come the party poopers.

Vinegar: You mean security, led by Professor Bling himself! We’ve got to get some kind of order here. As they start separating all these bodies!

Hanson: Yeah, well what a great way to start Sentinel!

Vinegar: Who would have guessed it?! Skinny pinned the Women’s Champion!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Backstage, Declan Prescott has Cara Costello by the wrist and the pair are standing in front of a wooden door. Cara is shaking her head in protest, while Declan eagerly reassures her that everything will be fine. Without warning, the door opens and Donovan Hastings can be seen in the frame, holding a tennis ball.

Declan: Thock?

Hastings: What are you two doing out here?

Declan: We need to talk.

Hastings: About?

Declan: Global Domination, homey!

Hastings: You're still trying to hold that pathetic thing together?

Declan: What's pathetic about an alliance between The Immortal Lord Of Pain, Donovan Hastings and The Significant Player, Declan Prescott?!

Hastings: So you can leave me to be assaulted by Joka and Great White, too? No thanks.

Declan: Savage is going to get his at In Your Hands, don't worry about that. But there are bigger fish to fry around here. Now let us in, huh?

Hastings: Look Prescott, Calypso just had a match and we don't really -

Declan: It'll only take five minutes. What's five minutes, huh?

Hastings sighs and reluctantly allows the pair access to the room. They step through the door, Declan unable to contain his enormous smile. The camera cuts back to the GIW arena within moments.

Vinegar: What the heck was that all about?

Hanson: Who knows? But it has to be something good when The Significant Player is involved!

“Of Wolf And Man” by Metallica fills the arena, and the fans rise and turn to the stage. A fair few begin to boo as Dylan James appears on the stage. A few fans decide to throw their beer cups at him, but James just shrugs and laughs and starts heading to the ring.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentleman, the next match is our first GLOOOOOBAAAAL HEEEEAAAAVYWEIIIIIGHT CHAMPIIIIIIIONSHIP VOTE MATCH!!!! Currently on his way to the ring, hailing from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 240lbs, he is ‘Hardcore’ DYYYYLAAAAAN JAAAAAAAMEEEES!!!!

Hanson: That right there, is a very smart man, Nick.

Vinegar: How do you figure that?

Hanson: First he brings back Aesc to get him his second straight PPV win, then he aligns himself with the hottest properties in this company…The New Resistance!

Vinegar: To quote a Gorilla…”WILL YOU STOP?!”…some of you younger fans won’t get that reference, but, trust me, your old man is laughing like a crazy bitch at that remark…Back on point, your continued bias towards everything New Resistance is getting tiresome…

“Bullet With Butterfly Wings” hits the stadium PA, and Andy Savana walks onto the stage, his eyes darting from side to side, his head twitching ever so slightly every few seconds

Dennis: Introducing next, from An Asylum in Houston, Texas, weighing in at 244 lbs, he is…AAAAANDYYYYYY SAAAAVAAAANA!!!!!

Vinegar: A mixed reaction from the fans here for Andy Savana. There is no negative feeling towards the star, and there are pockets of rabid support…but for the most part, the crowd still seem unsure on Andy Savana…the jury is still out….

Hanson: What do you expect? The guy is freakin’ psycho! I doubt he is even sure about himself Vinegar…

Vinegar: If he continues on his hunt for Declan Prescott, I doubt he’s gonna lose any friends….just gain some…

Hanson: Oh good god! Would people be that stupid? Declan Prescott IS Global Impact Wrestling!

Vinegar: Well a lot of people don’t like the way he does business…attacking Brandon Brown after the brutal stretcher match gained him no fans…we may well see more and more people flock to the Church of Savana if he continues on his path of vengeance towards Declan Prescott. But he is still looking rather worse for wear after his admirable showing at Guerrilla Warfare…that performance probably increased his following as well.

Hanson: We’ll see, looks like he could just get beat up, once he loses to the phenomenal Dylan James tonight, that church will need to take donations…

DING!

Vinegar: Both men are in the ring, and the bell has sounded, this match is about to start. The first match on the road to a shot at the Global Heavyweight Championship at ‘In Your Hands’! And Dylan James strikes first with a standing dropkick, that caught Savana on the hop...

Hanson: And Dylan ain’t taking no time to go to work on Savana…Hey I just realised…where is Aesc? He’s meant to be body guarding Dylan James…this kid's a hot property…

Vinegar: Due to a mix up in schedules, he had to go and get his picture done for his new photo ID, he claims to have lost his “Whilst traipsing through the very fires of hell, and camping in it’s putrid forests”…personally I think a hooker stole it…

Hanson: You do realise he can watch this back don’t you? And he will be out here next week, or the week after….do you really want him remembering that?!

Vinegar: That’s beside the point, Savana has got back to his feet and hit DJ with a bulldog, driving the Hardcore Superstar’s head directly into the canvas. Now he locks on a modified sleeper hold, and is trying to get DJ to pass out…

Hanson: Savana is grabbing his hair…break this up ref…

Vinegar: “WILL YOU STOP!”…And for any of you kids out there that don’t get that reference, go and watch some pre 92 WWE sometime…it’s not all slobber knockers and cans of whoop ass…Anyway, Savana does not have Dylan's hair…

Hanson: Ha! It matters not! Dylan has made it to the ropes…but Savana is not releasing the hold…Disqualify him ref….

Vinegar: He has until the count of five…and he releases on two….he drags DJ to his feet…scoop slam…followed by a quick elbow drop to Dylan James shoulder….Savana playing a smart game…DJ won’t be able to escape Savana’s Chamber Of Pain if he can’t put any weight on his shoulder…

Hanson: And now Savana has locked on an arm-bar, and is really pulling on that shoulder like he wants to dislocate it…

Vinegar: He wants this belt, Daniel…if he wins the Global Heavyweight Championship at In Your Hands…if he manages to get their…Declan Prescott will come to him…Hold on a minute guys, we’re be taken to the back now, something is happening…

The scene changes from in the ring to backstage, and we see ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino storming down the corridor, with a steel Chair in hand…And he turns to a door and kicks it open…The room beyond is inhabited by a small woman wearing glasses and a very tight bun standing behind a table with a large camera on it, whom Jack ushers out of the room kindly, but with strength.

The other inhabitant is Aesc the Dark, sitting, looking rather aware of how ridiculous he looks, posing for the camera for his ID picture.

Severino: We got unfinished business, your buddy DJ found out what happens when you mess with the Diamond In the Rough…

As Aesc realises what is happening, Jack connects the chair to Aescs skull, and sends the big guy to the floor…but as he turns to exit the room, his path is blocked, by the enormous frame of Nathaniel Gregory…

Gregory: THAT[/b] was not….a good idea…

Nathaniel proceeds to kick Jack in the stomach and then power bombs him through the table and the camera, causing a shower of splinters and small shards of glass to spray across the room…The scene goes back to the ring where DJ has taken hold of the initiative and delivers a belly to back suplex and sends Savana crashing to the other side of the ring.

Hanson: See…no one messes with The New Resistance…

Vinegar: I can’t imagine Prescott will be too happy with them destroying the photo-ID machine…those things cost more than The New Resistance earn in a month! But back to the match, DJ now whips Savana into the ropes, and hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex, and goes for the cover….

1….

2…….

Hanson: No! Savana kicks out….barely…

Vinegar: He does look like he’s still struggling with those injuries from GW…and his initial plan of trying to get DJ to tap out fairly swiftly has not been successful…He’s gotta find a reserve plan. DJ lifts Savana to his feet, and whips him to the corner….He then charges…SAVANA MOVES….DJ crashes into the turnbuckle….Savana lifts him onto the top rope…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM THE TOP!!!

Hanson: No….No….NO! This can’t happen…

Vinegar: Dylan James is down in the centre of the ring...Savana climbs to the top rope…he rubs his hands through his hair….SUICIDE DIVE!!!!

Hanson: NO! DJ Moves…SAVANA LANDS ON HIS HEAD…DJ quickly goes for the cover…

1….

Vinegar: DJ’s got his foot on the ropes….

2…..

Vinegar: REF!

3!!!!!

Dennis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….HARDCORE…DYYYYYYLLLLLAAAAANNN JAAAAAAAAMEEEES!!!!!

Hanson: I told you! I told you this guy was a hot prospect!

Vinegar: This was a complete miscarriage of justice, it makes me sick…but Dylan James moves onto the vote….remember only one of the winners of tonight’s Global Championship vote matches can go on to face Brandon Brown at ‘In Your Hands’…Dylan James is the first one through to the vote, and whether he goes all the way…is in your hands!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Backstage, Levi Witham can be seen making his way towards the arena area, for his match, set to begin momentarily. As he marches down the hallway, he comes face-to-face with a smiling Aaron Kizz. Kizz steps in Witham's path, clearly agitating the young Levi.

Witham: What do you want?

Kizz: Just to say... congratulations. Quite a win you picked up last week.

Witham: Whatever. I have a match to get to.

Kizz: Of course if the match had been against me, the result would have changed dramatically.

Witham: Maybe I'll take you up on that sometime.

Witham marches past Kizz, knocking him with his shoulder, as he does so. The camera then cuts back to the arena, as “Remember the Name” goes off. Chance walks out to a decent reaction.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, currently residing in Dallas, Texas and weighing 223 pounds... AAAAAAAAALEX 'CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE' MAAAAAAAAAAAAAASON!!!!

Vinegar: This will be the debut match of Chance.

Hanson: We have any statistics on this guy?

Vinegar: He lost his house in Katrina.

Hanson: He’s losing for sure.

Vinegar: Chance rolling into the ring for his first match in GIW. Why do you say he is losing, Daniel?

Hanson: Sympathy is best kept in those dumb e-feds. Might help the person get some sympathy votes, but not in here, Nick.

“Knights Of Cydonia” starts and the crowd pops.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in Salt Lake City, Utah and weighing 210 pounds... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVI WITHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

Vinegar: Here is Levi Witham coming right off that fresh victory at Guerrilla Warfare. I wonder if he will be able to continue the momentum here tonight with a victory.

Hanson: His victory last week was all luck, so I believe that things should return to normal tonight.

Vinegar: Levi rolling into the ring to take on Chance tonight. I wonder just what this Chance has to offer.

Hanson: I hope it’s more than the majority of the saps here in GIW. Getting kind of bored with Savana, personally.

Vinegar: Say what you will, but the match is about to get started right now.

Hanson: Levi goes directly to the knees of Chance with a kick.

Vinegar: Smart move by Levi to attempt to keep his opponent from moving by taking out his knees. Levi connects with a knee to the stomach of Chance and starts to pound away at the back of his head.

Hanson: Chance out of nowhere vaults Levi over his shoulder!!!

Vinegar: Levi was pounding away at Chance when he was catapulted and I don’t think he will be quick to get up.

Hanson: He shouldn’t, because it's pointless. I think I might like this Chance kid after all. He has spunk.

Vinegar: Chance lifts Levi up and follows up with a scoop slam. Levi rolling around on the ground holding that hurt back of his.

Hanson: I think Levi needs to team up with his brother every once in a while. His brother isn’t doing to bad in terms of getting over.

Vinegar: I believe that Levi has much more morals than that, Daniel. Associating himself with his brother would just bring him down to a lower level.

Hanson: Morals? What are those?

Vinegar: Chance lifts up Levi into the suplex position and is keeping him raised in the air. Look at that, Hanson. Chance is small but has some strength in his arms.

Hanson: Ow! Chance drops Levi right on the top rope. I think I'm staring to like this Chance dude. His style is rough and doesn’t let the opponent recover. High knee to the face!

Vinegar: Levi tittering on top of that rope but still has yet to fall off. Chance against the rope and - miss!

Hanson: Chance missed!

Vinegar: Not missed! Levi moved and springboard off the top rope for -

Hanson: RIGHT INTO THE DO OR DIE!!!!

Vinegar: Witham jumping straight into that vicious reverse STO! AND NOW CHANCE WITH THE COVER!!

East: 1!

East: 2!

East: 3!

Vinegar: Chance wins his debut match against the brother of a man he hates!

Hanson: I like Jensen -

Vinegar: And speak of the devil!

Hanson: Jensen just slid in from under the rope and attacked Chance with a chair!

Vinegar: Just beating away at Chance with that chair! Chance rolls out from under the ring and struggles to escape. Oh no, Levi is still in the ring and is rising to his feet.

Hanson: I think Levi might join Jensen because he about to shake hands. They shake hands! I think we might be seeing the beg -

Vinegar: JENSEN JUST SMASHED THAT CHAIR INTO WITHAM AS WELL!! DAMMIT, JENSEN IS A FIEND!

Hanson: Saw that coming.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"The Air That I Breathe" begins playing, to which the fans in the arena instantly begin booing. Declan Prescott, accompanied by Cara Costello, enters the arena area, his arms held high in the air.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall, in which the winner will enter the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP vote for a Title match at IN YOUR HANDS!!! Introducing first, representing Global Domination, being accompanied by Cara Costello, currently residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 227 pounds, the owner of GIW, The Significant Player... DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESCOTT!!!!!

Hanson: Alright! After nine long weeks, we finally get to see Declan wrestle again!

Vinegar: 'Wrestle'?! Are you kidding me?! The man isn't even wearing his ring gear! he's dressed in a suit!! This is just a disgrace!

Hanson: Hey Nick, dress to impress! And Declan is gonna impress everyone here tonight, when he conquers the mighty Komosube!

Vinegar: By having him lie down in the middle of the ring? Please, this is disgraceful! I'll tell you, I may not like Komosube on a personal level, but I've always respected him in the ring. He may be a bully and probably psychotic, but he's always been a hard working, honest competitor. What Prescott is making him do is appalling!

Hanson: You're just jealous that you don't command the same respect as Declan.

Vinegar: Ha!

Cara now takes up position at the apron, as Declan calls for a mic. Such an object is promptly tossed to him, which he catches. His music fades, as he leans in the corner, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. After footage of the atomic blast at Hiroshima, "Endless Song" begins playing. There is a mixed reaction, as Komosube enters the arena, with Aragato close behind. Both members of Hiroshima are in the foulest of moods, as they begin making their way down the ramp.

Dennis: And the opponent, representing Global Domination, being accompanied by Aragato, from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 409 pounds... KOMOSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE!!!!!

Vinegar: Komosube looks like he's battling his inner demons here, as he enters the ring. You know what you have to do!

Hanson: Of course he does. He knows he has no choice, but to lay down for Declan! There's not any shame in losing to the best, you know, Nick?

Vinegar: So why doesn't Prescott just beat him the old fashioned way, huh?!

Hanson: Because he has to send a message! Teach Komosube a lesson! That big gorilla has been thinking too much of himself for too long! He needs to be humbled!

Vinegar: I know exactly who needs to be humbled and I'm hoping Komosube is going to be the one to do it!

Prescott: Alright, alright, alright. Cut the music.

Vinegar: Prescott's request being met here, as Komosube stands in the centre of the ring. Prescott is pacing around him here. This is ridiculous!

Prescott: You know the deal, Komo, my man. Tonight you have to prove that you're a team player. By stepping over you, I become one step closer to reattaining what is rightfully mine! We both know it's the right thing to do. So here's how it's going to go down. I poke you in the chest, you fall down on that colossal sized ass of yours.

Vinegar: Now Prescott taps that mic into Komo's chest, but the big man didn't fall down! He looks pretty hostile here!

Hanson: He's clenching his fist! Don't do it Komo! You lay a finger on Declan and your career here is OVER!

Vinegar: Cara looks like she's about to soil herself on the outside, while Aragato is as expressionless as ever. Komosube looks ready to kill someone, as Declan tries laughing it off. I wonder how he actually feels right now?

Hanson: Maybe Komo just doesn't have the strength to fall down like that. Too much mass to move about so quickly, you know?

Vinegar: I've seen Komosube move as quickly as a cruiserweight. He just didn't wanna fall down!

Prescott: So you wanna make this difficult, huh, fatty? You want to forget about where you were on the card before GD came to power?! You wanna forget how pathetic you actually were! Hell, you weren't even a jobber, because they at least get put in a match every once in a while! That means you were even below McSkinny! And if you aren't prepared to do what's right, that's exactly what you'll go back to! So listen to me and listen real well, you fat, miserable bastard. I poke you with the mic and you lie the fuck down! It's as simple as that! Not fucking rocket science!

Vinegar: Prescott thumps that mic into Komo's chest once more, this time it's noticeably harder. Komosube with his eyes clenched shut and shaking uncontrollably, but he's not falling!! Komosube isn't gonna do it!!

Hanson: Of course he's gonna do it! Only a moron wouldn't do it!

Vinegar: If I was Cara Costello or Declan Prescott, I'd be getting the hell out of there!

Hanson: If you Cara or Declan, Cara or Declan would have killed themselves by now, because that'd mean one of them would have to be you. Have a little patience Nick and you'll see that Komo is going to lie down like a good lackey!

Vinegar: Well Komosube opening his eyes and beckoning for Prescott to him one final time. It seems he's gonna do it!! Don't Komo, think of all the respect you've gained in the last two months! Do you really want it all to go to waste?!

Hanson: Alright! It's about damn time! Bang! Prescott lumps that mic into Komo's bosoms once more - ARGH!!!!

Vinegar: KOMOSUBE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, JUST TURNED PRESCOTT INSIDE OUT!!!! KOMOSUBE ISN'T GONNA TAKE ANY OF THAT OF THAT WEASEL'S CRAP! THE SIGNIFICANT PLAYER SCRAMBLING BACK UP AND KOMOSUBE BLASTS HIM WITH A SUPER KICK, SENDING PRESCOTT SOARING THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!!!

Hanson: NO! NO! NO!!! THAT STUPID, CHUNKY, FLIPPING ASIAN!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!

Vinegar: And now Prescott looks like he doesn't even know where he is! ARAGATO OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE OBSIDIAN SCOURGE RIGHT IN THE OWNER'S FACE!!! THIS HAS NOT GONE ACCORDING TO DECLAN'S PLAN!!!

Hanson: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! NOW ARAGATO IS ENTERING THE RING!! THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!!!

Vinegar: This is beautiful! Now Komosube has Prescott's mic. It seems he and Mr. Deathmatch have something to say -

Aragato and Komosube: .........HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSHIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Hanson: NO!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott isn't even gonna get in the ring! He's stumbling back up the ramp, his face looking like a tar pit, Costello taking him by the arm for support!! He's running like a scolded dog!!!

Hanson: This is just an outrage!

Vinegar: Now the pair are heading backstage, with Hiroshima still in the ring!

Dennis: the winner of the match, as a result of a forfeit... KOMOSUUUUUUUUUUUBE!!!!

Vinegar: And these fans are going nuts, as Declan Prescott just lost his first match in nine weeks, before the bell even rang!!! Hiroshima has officially turned their back on Global Domination and Komosube is gonna join Dylan James in the Global Title match vote!!!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

“Fucking In The Bushes” blares out as the crowd pops.

Vinegar: Here comes Chris Austin.

Hanson: Former Hardcore Champion. The dude might be coming out here to win his Title back.

Vinegar: Actually, he is coming out to guest commentate for the upcoming match.

Hanson: Why didn’t you tell me before I made a fool of myself?

Vinegar: I couldn’t resist.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the special guest commentator... CHRRRRRRRRRRRRIS AUSTIN!!!

Austin: Hello, Vinegar and Hanson.

Vinegar: Hello, Austin, how are you today?

Hanson: Forget that, how has your week been?

Austin: Been sitting at home thinking about what I did wrong and -

Hanson: You stayed down for three seconds too long is one thing you did wrong.

Austin: Thanks, I had no idea. Anyway, as I was sitting at home thinking of what I did wrong, I decided that I underestimated my opponent, BoolZ.

Hanson: It was Savana who pinned you though. Don’t you think you should worry about him?

Austin: As I was saying, I underestimated the eventual winner of the match.

“Wonder What’s Next” rings out right as Austin is talking.

Dennis: Introducing the first competitor, from Oceanside, California and weighing 220 pounds, the Red Bull Icon, the GIW HARDCORE CHAMPION... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAAAAAAAN!!!!

Vinegar: Here comes the new Hardcore Champion, BoolZ.

Austin: BoolZ, I remember he and I use to be decent friends.

Hanson: Before he defeated the man who defeated you.

Austin: No, before he won the Title.

Hanson: By defeating the man who defeated you.

Vinegar: BoolZ rolls into the ring with the Title around his waist. Looks like he is staring you down, Austin.

Austin: He is trying to get in my head and it isn’t going to work. I have a whole barrage of bitches at home waiting for me. Nothing can mess with me today.

“Slither” begins playing, as the crowd pops hard.

Dennis: And the opponent, from Harlem, New York and weighing FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS, The 500 Pound Wrecking Machine... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG B BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!

Austin: Here’s a man that might be able to show BoolZ what is in store for him at In Your Hands.

Hanson: Indeed, although I think you might need to watch a Savana match before you jump the gun with BoolZ.

Austin: Can they turn your microphone off or something?

Vinegar: Tell me about it. Big B rolls into the ring. The big man and BoolZ staring each other down.

Hanson: I think the match is about to begin - no! BoolZ has asked for a Red Bull.

Vinegar: They toss him one and he drinks it. I guess he needs the reassurance for this match.

Austin: I think Declan should put a stop to letting him drink those before matches. If his heart gives out one day, the company can be in legal trouble.

Hanson: It’s ok, we let Savana wrestle and nothing has happened yet. Except him eliminating you from the gauntlet.

Austin: I am seriously getting tired of you.

DING!

Vinegar: They lock up and I think BoolZ gets the advantage by getting B’s head in a headlock.

Hanson: B doesn’t like that and pushes the back of BoolZ into the corner! Again, again, and once again!

Vinegar: BoolZ to his knees as B adjust his head for comfort. B charges at BoolZ in the corner but RBI rolls out of the way as B runs chest first into the corner.

Hanson: Roll up!

East: 1!

East: Kick out!

Austin: I think BoolZ is still hurt from that match this last Saturday and he might be trying to get out of this match quick.

Vinegar: B back up to his feet and locking eyes with BoolZ again. RBI charges with a clothesline but it isn’t enough to take B down. Another, and B continues to stand strong.

Hanson: I think B should just sit on BoolZ and win.

Vinegar: If he can hold BoolZ down, he is free to do so.

Hanson: LOOK AT THE DROP KICK!!!!

Vinegar: I think that may have broken B’s neck!!

Austin: Even I am impressed.

Vinegar: B falls hard on the ground after that dropkick. I think he may have a concussion. BoolZ goes over there to lift him up by the head BUT WAIT!!! He just propped BoolZ on top of his shoulder!

Hanson: I think he may be going for the Samoan Drop!

Vinegar: He is and BoolZ lands hard on his back!

Austin: His ribs have got to be hurt after that and I think B might actually pull out the victory. I was kind of hoping I would be the first to defeat him.

Vinegar: He isn’t out yet as he rises to his feet. B is standing, watching, and waiting for him to get all the way up. He charges and a shoulder block takes BoolZ down. B then follows up with a leg drop.

Austin: Look at BoolZ squirm as his pending loss takes place. I think I will enjoy being commentator on the very match he loses for the first time. Might celebrate with those bitches when this is all over.

Vinegar: B picks up BoolZ and Irish whips him into the ropes.

Hanson: Counter! Springboard dropkick for the win!

Vinegar: B on his back as BoolZ goes for a moonsault plancha and covers!!

East: 1!

East: Kick out!

Vinegar: BoolZ quick to get back to his feet and start stomping away at The 500 Pound Wrecking Machine.

Hanson: He better stomp quicker because I think B might be slightly angry.

Vinegar: Bam! Right as B was on his knees, BoolZ hits a knee to the head. BoolZ waits for B to rise again and starts to barrage him with some hard fists. Hazel East trying to stop him but ends up backed into the corner for her efforts.

Hanson: B JUST SQUASHED HER!

Austin: Haven't we all?

Vinegar: Wow, I think East is seriously hurt from all that weight.

Hanson: How bad is she hurt? Wait, where is Austin going?!

Vinegar: BoolZ backs off from attacking B and turns right into THE SOCAL GUTCHECK!!!

Hanson: WOW!

East: DQ!!!

Dennis: Your winner, via disqualification... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAANDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZIAAAAAAN!!!!

Vinegar: I guess Hazel wasn’t hurt as bad as we thought. She recovered in time to see that spear from Austin!

Hanson: Austin screws up again.

Vinegar: Now he quickly exits the ring as BoolZ is rolling around on the ground, clearly in a lot of pain. I think this is going to be one intense match at In Your Hands.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"Sad But True" begins blaring over the arena. The fans begin to boo in unison, as Sean Jensen emerges from the curtains. Nathaniel Gregory is close behind and the pair begin to head for the ring.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall, in which the winner will enter the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP vote for a Title match at IN YOUR HANDS!!! Introducing first, representing The New Resistance, being accompanied by Nathaniel Gregory and weighing 223 pounds, The Real Innovator... SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JEEEEEEEEEEEENSEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

Vinegar: Here comes Sean Jensen, the third man to be eliminated in the Hardcore Title gauntlet match at Guerrilla Warfare. He's looking to do better here tonight and he has to go through the very man he beat in the Hardcore Title tournament to do it.

Hanson: Exactly Nick, Jensen already has a win over Roberts. So of course he's the favourite to win tonight.

Vinegar: Roberts has proven himself as one of GIW's finest superstars, with a win over the current Global Champion himself, Brandon Brown, since his defeat to Jensen. I wouldn't be counting The Blessed One out of this match by any means.

"Bummer" begins playing and Travis Roberts soon appears on the stage. His arms are outstretched as usual and he is met with a phenomenal cheer from the audience. He begins making his way down the ramp, taunting to several front row fans on the way down.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing 220 pounds, The Blessed One... TRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVIS RRRRRRRRRRRRROBERTS!!!!

Vinegar: Roberts sliding into the ring here and doesn't seem to want to waste any time, as both he and Jensen begin circling the ring. The winner of this match will join Dylan James and Komosube for the Global Title match vote scheduled for In Your Hands! A valuable prize as these men lock up and the bell rings. Roberts sends Jensen to the ropes and connects with a big boot on the return.

Hanson: But Jensen is right back up, Nick! Roberts swings a fist, but Jensen counters and hits a dropkick to the knees! He's so fast and agile!

Vinegar: I can't argue with that, as The Headliner falls flat on his face! Jensen quickly applies a headlock, but Roberts battles back to his feet and counters into a back suplex! Now Roberts back in control - Gregory grabs his ankle from the outside!

Hanson: I didn't see nothing! You crazy, Nick!

Vinegar: But Roberts drops to his back and punches the flavouring of Gregory's mouth!! Roberts doesn't seem to be in the mood to take any crap! He's back to his feet and Jensen charges! BUT ROBERTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, DUMPS JENSEN OVER THE ROPES AND SENDS MR. INNOVATOR TUMBLING DOWN ON TOP OF NATE G!!

Hanson: And now look at Roberts waving to the fans in the front row! He's a cocky, douche bag!

Vinegar: I wouldn't say any less about his opponent. Speaking of, Jensen takes hold of Roberts' leg from the outside and trips him up! Now he takes hold of The Blessed One's leg and drags him over to the ring post! BAM! Jensen just smashed Roberts knee into that metal pole! Burke is warning that if he does it again, he'll be disqualified!

Hanson: So Jensen has a better idea in mind! He's climbing onto the apron and jumping up and down on Roberts' knee! Haha, it's brilliant!!

Vinegar: But Burke counting to five, as Jensen is using the ropes to keep his balance. Jensen withdraws from his assault at the four count and climbs to the top rope instead. The Headliner forcing himself to his feet, that left leg clearly in a lot of pain. Now Jensen from the top rope, but The Blessed One with a clothesline, intercepts The Real Innovator mid-flight and lays him out on the canvas!

Hanson: Poor Jensen! He just got turned inside out!

Vinegar: But The Headliner is only just getting started! He quickly raises his arms to a tremendous pop from these great fans, before pulling Jensen up by the head. He looks for a suplex and connects with it! Now Roberts covers, but Jensen kicks out at the one count! The Blessed One not looking to win the match there, but simply to get inside Mr. Innovator's head.

Hanson: He's just rubbing in it! But I hope he enjoys it while it lasts, because Jensen is going onto In Your Hands to win the Global Title!

Vinegar: You wouldn't be saying that if Prescott was in the voting.

Hanson: Don't even mention that disgrace of a match to me!

Vinegar: Ehehehehe. Now Roberts pulling Jensen up once more, but The Mad Hatter Of Violence breaks free with a well placed fist to Roberts' hurting knee! Now he takes The Headliner down with a dragon screw! And now Jensen going to work by stomping the holy hell out of that left knee of Roberts!!

Hanson: See! What'd I tell ya?! Jensen coming out on top!

Vinegar: But now Roberts frees himself with a kick of his own to Jensen's knee! Roberts getting back up, but Jensen is ready! He lifts Roberts up into a death valley driver and he hits it, SENDING ROBERTS' KNEE LANDING ON THE TOP OF THE RING POST!!! ROBERTS BOUNCING TO THE MAT, IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HERE!

Hanson: But now Jensen is only just getting started! He hits a leg drop right onto that left knee of Roberts! You see the air he gained on that move?! Incredible!

Vinegar: But now Jensen is taking it one step further! He's going to the top rope!!!

Hanson: FLYING LEG DRO - ARGH!!! ROBERTS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!

Vinegar: Roberts getting back up and it's good for him that he moved. If he hadn't he might not even be able to stand right now. But Jensen back up, grabs Roberts leg from under him AND SLAMS IT INTO THE CANVAS!!

Hanson: You can't escape the wrath of Sean Jensen! Avoid one attack and he'll level you with another. I love it!

Vinegar: And now Jensen is looking to finish up this match, with Roberts clenching his entire body, feeling the pain here. JENSEN CALLING FOR THE INNO-KICK! ROBERTS PULLING HIMSELF UP, USING THE ROPES AND JENSEN WITH THE INNO-KICK!!! BUT HE DELIVERS IT TO THAT INJURED KNEE - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERTS THROWS HIMSELF TO THE CANVAS AND DODGES THAT ATTACK! WITH HIS GOOD LEG HE KICKS JENSEN IN THE ASS AND SENDS THE REAL INNOVATOR CRASHING INTO THE CORNER!!! HE STUMBLES OUT AND RIGHT INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP FROM ROBERTS!!!!! ONE!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!! TWO!!!! ROBERTS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! THREE - JENSEN KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!!

Hanson: THANK THE SWEET LORD ABOVE!!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS OVER!!!!

Vinegar: This entire arena did! They're booing in disagreement here, but I have faith in Glenn Burke's abilities! If he said it was two, that's good enough for me!

Hanson: Roberts is still on the mat, I'm not sure he can even stand anymore. But meanwhile Jensen is freaking out! He knows how close he came to just losing his shot at the Global Title! But you can't let it rattle you, Sean! That's just what Roberts wants!

Vinegar: Jensen has had enough! HE JUST PULLED SOME BRASS KNUCKLES OUT OF HIS JEANS! HE'S GONNA GET HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED HERE!!

Hanson: Thankfully Burke has intercepted Jensen and is struggling to take those brass knuckles from him! Come on Jensen, give them up! You can't get disqualified!

Vinegar: BUT IT'S A DAMN SETUP! WHILE BURKE STRUGGLES WITH JENSEN, NATE G IS IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR!!!!

Hanson: I should have known! That's a genius plan!

Vinegar: IT IS NOT! IT'S DAMN ROBBERY! AND NOW GREGORY DRIVES THAT WEAPON INTO ROBERTS' KNE - NO!!!! THE BLESSED ONE GRABS THE CHAIR AND BASHES IT RIGHT OVER GREGORY'S SKULL!!!!

Hanson: NO!!!!

Vinegar: G GOES TOPPLING OUT OF THE RING AND ROBERTS THROWS THE CHAIR OUT AFTER HIM!!! JENSEN CAN'T BELIEVE THIS PLAN HAS BACKFIRED AND QUICKLY CHARGES AT ROBERTS, RIGHT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!! OH MY GOD, THIS TIME ROBERTS DID IT FOR REAL!!!!!

Dennis: Your winner, via pinfall... TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAVIS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROBERTS!!!!

Hanson: NO! NO! NO!!!!!! FIRST PRESCOTT, NOW JENSEN?! DYLAN JAMES IS THE ONLY GUY LEFT TO VOTE FOR!!

Vinegar: I disagree entirely. All three men in the vote are superb competitors and I - Uh oh...

Hanson: The lights just went out! What does that mean?!

Vinegar: I think I know. And my suspicions are confirmed, as the lights return! LORD DEATHMAN IS STANDING ON THE ARENA ENTRANCE STAGE! WHAT DOES HE WANT?!

Hanson: I guess he's taking offence to Roberts challenging for the Global Title! Lets not forget that Lord Deathman is entitled to a rematch for that strap!

Vinegar: But Roberts still has to win the vote just to get in the match! I guess The General Of Destruction is sending a message that anyone going after the Global Title is gonna have to go through him to do it!

Hanson: That'd be enough deterrence for me. Lord Deathman is the most dangerous man I've ever see - WHAT THE?!?!?!

Vinegar: BRANDON BROWN JUST CAME RACING FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS, WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!! A SHOT TO DEATHMAN SENDS THE FORMER CHAMPION DOWN!!!

Hanson: WHAT?! WHY IS BROWN ATTACKING DEATHMAN?!

Vinegar: I guess Brandon knows Deathman still wants that Title, so he's throwing down the challenge! Or maybe he's just so doped up on Red Bull he doesn't even know what he's doing! Either way, what the hell must the three men entering the Global Title vote be thinking right now?! They've just been thrown headlong into the centre of this WAR!

Hanson: They're thinking that they're in for the fight of their lives! And they're right!

Vinegar: Ladies and gentleman, we're out of time! I'm Nicholas Vinegar, with Daniel Hanson, wishing you a pleasant evening. We hope you can join us next week for the fallout from this spectacular show!

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Sentinel 5/7/08 Credits

Six Woman Tag Match
Randy Boolzian

Andy Savana vs. 'Hardcore' Dylan James
Travis Roberts

Alex 'Chance' Mason vs. Levi Witham
Andy Savana

Declan Prescott vs. Komosube
Declan Prescott and Hiroshima

Big B Brown vs. Randy Boolzian
Andy Savana

Sean Jensen vs. Travis Roberts
Declan Prescott

Backstage Segments
Declan Prescott

Editor
Declan Prescott