Post by Red Bull Icon on Jun 21, 2009 21:03:55 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome one and all to another fantastic edition of Global impact Wrestling Sentinel! And what a night we have in store for you tonight!
Hanson: Yo momma’s gonna have a good night!
Vinegar: Excuse me?
Hanson: You heard me…
Vinegar: Of course I did, but my mother is dead.
Hanson: Yo momma is dead!
Vinegar: What the fuck?! I just said... oh, never mind, let's just get onto tonight’s show…
Hanson: Maybe we can get back to y…
Vinegar: I swear to god, you say another word about dear old Mrs Vinegar and I’m gonna pay Skinny to give you a lap dance...anyway tonight we have Lord, Deathman and the Global Heavyweight Champion Brandon Brown going at it in the main event, with Declan Prescott as special guest referee. We have Donovan Hastings, Komosube, Travis Roberts and Dylan James in a fatal four way match. Chris Autin with BoolZ in his corner will face Andy Savana, with Aragato in his corner.
Hanson: We will also have that travesty of an excuse for a human Brandon McSkinny teaming with Christina Adams against Calypso Desmona and Gabrielle…I can’t wait till In Your Hands when the votes come in and Skinny finally leaves the Women’s division…or maybe even GIW.
Vinegar: But first off we have the Five-Way Sudden Death, the first to get the pin wins the match…
Hanson: So basically a fatal five way?
Vinegar: Or a fucked five way...
Dennis: The next match is a Five Way Sudden Death match. Very conveniently, already in the ring are ‘American Gangster’ DJ, Modern Hero, P Chizzle and Trent Jacobs…
Vinegar: Folks we have a very packed show tonight, hence we do not have time to watch each of these newcomers make an entrance…
Hanson: How many people do you think actually believe that?
“Remember The Name” hits the stadium PA and Chance appears at the top of the entrance way, red hoody draped over his head.
Dennis: And their opponent, currently residing in Dallas, Texas and weighing 223 ponds…ALEX ‘CHAAAAAAAAANCE’ MAAAAAAAAASON!
The crowd visibly pop at sight and sound of Chance. He makes his way to the ring and dives straight in.
Vinegar: Chance slides in and P-Chizzle immediately starts stomping away, Modern Hero and DJ both team up on Jacobs.
Hanson: Chance gets back onto his feet…MIC CHECK!!! OUT OF NOWHERE! Modern hero turns and focuses his attention on Chance, but Chance ducks and then hits Hero with a Modified Stunner…
Vinegar: Chizzle is still down, as ‘American Gangsta’ puts Trent Jacobs in a camel clutch…Chance with a dropkick to the back of DJ’s head breaking the hold…
Hanson: Chizzle is back on his feet, he runs at Chance who is looking the other way…DJ is back up…he goes for chance with a clothesline…
Vinegar: Chance ducks…and DJ lands P-Chizzle with that Clothesline, and Chance grabs him from behind…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Hanson: JESUS CHRIST! I think DJ just landed on the small of his neck, the guy may well have broken his neck…what a vicious manoeuvre from Chance…
Vinegar: Who has turned to face Jacobs and he whips him into the turnbuckle…Modern Hero is now back on his feet…and he springs onto Chance's shoulders…HURRICANRA….
Hanson: NO! Chance reverses it into a POWERBOMB! He leaves Hero’s body on the canvas…and turns just in time to see P-Chizzle running directly towards him…
Vinegar: Without breaking stride Chance leaps up and hits Chizzle with his own hurricarana…he stands and indicates to Modern Hero that that’s how it’s done!
Hanson: Now Chance climbs to top rope…as Trent Jacobs Climbs to his feet…DEAD BEAT! He hits Jacobs with that Flying Dropkick, and Jacobs is down…
Vinegar: Chance climbs to the top rope once more…STAGE FRIGHT! And he goes for the pin…
1…2……3!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, via absolutely dominating….ALEEEEEEX ‘CHAAAAAANCE’ MASOOOOOOOON!!!!
Vinegar: A very dominant victory here tonight, for that young man.
Hanson: Yo momma is a young man!
Chance stands up and looks around him at the four bodies on the floor, and switches his baseball cap into the backwards position and raises his hand and walks off…
Hanson: Yo momma’s gonna have a good night!
Vinegar: Excuse me?
Hanson: You heard me…
Vinegar: Of course I did, but my mother is dead.
Hanson: Yo momma is dead!
Vinegar: What the fuck?! I just said... oh, never mind, let's just get onto tonight’s show…
Hanson: Maybe we can get back to y…
Vinegar: I swear to god, you say another word about dear old Mrs Vinegar and I’m gonna pay Skinny to give you a lap dance...anyway tonight we have Lord, Deathman and the Global Heavyweight Champion Brandon Brown going at it in the main event, with Declan Prescott as special guest referee. We have Donovan Hastings, Komosube, Travis Roberts and Dylan James in a fatal four way match. Chris Autin with BoolZ in his corner will face Andy Savana, with Aragato in his corner.
Hanson: We will also have that travesty of an excuse for a human Brandon McSkinny teaming with Christina Adams against Calypso Desmona and Gabrielle…I can’t wait till In Your Hands when the votes come in and Skinny finally leaves the Women’s division…or maybe even GIW.
Vinegar: But first off we have the Five-Way Sudden Death, the first to get the pin wins the match…
Hanson: So basically a fatal five way?
Vinegar: Or a fucked five way...
Dennis: The next match is a Five Way Sudden Death match. Very conveniently, already in the ring are ‘American Gangster’ DJ, Modern Hero, P Chizzle and Trent Jacobs…
Vinegar: Folks we have a very packed show tonight, hence we do not have time to watch each of these newcomers make an entrance…
Hanson: How many people do you think actually believe that?
“Remember The Name” hits the stadium PA and Chance appears at the top of the entrance way, red hoody draped over his head.
Dennis: And their opponent, currently residing in Dallas, Texas and weighing 223 ponds…ALEX ‘CHAAAAAAAAANCE’ MAAAAAAAAASON!
The crowd visibly pop at sight and sound of Chance. He makes his way to the ring and dives straight in.
Vinegar: Chance slides in and P-Chizzle immediately starts stomping away, Modern Hero and DJ both team up on Jacobs.
Hanson: Chance gets back onto his feet…MIC CHECK!!! OUT OF NOWHERE! Modern hero turns and focuses his attention on Chance, but Chance ducks and then hits Hero with a Modified Stunner…
Vinegar: Chizzle is still down, as ‘American Gangsta’ puts Trent Jacobs in a camel clutch…Chance with a dropkick to the back of DJ’s head breaking the hold…
Hanson: Chizzle is back on his feet, he runs at Chance who is looking the other way…DJ is back up…he goes for chance with a clothesline…
Vinegar: Chance ducks…and DJ lands P-Chizzle with that Clothesline, and Chance grabs him from behind…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Hanson: JESUS CHRIST! I think DJ just landed on the small of his neck, the guy may well have broken his neck…what a vicious manoeuvre from Chance…
Vinegar: Who has turned to face Jacobs and he whips him into the turnbuckle…Modern Hero is now back on his feet…and he springs onto Chance's shoulders…HURRICANRA….
Hanson: NO! Chance reverses it into a POWERBOMB! He leaves Hero’s body on the canvas…and turns just in time to see P-Chizzle running directly towards him…
Vinegar: Without breaking stride Chance leaps up and hits Chizzle with his own hurricarana…he stands and indicates to Modern Hero that that’s how it’s done!
Hanson: Now Chance climbs to top rope…as Trent Jacobs Climbs to his feet…DEAD BEAT! He hits Jacobs with that Flying Dropkick, and Jacobs is down…
Vinegar: Chance climbs to the top rope once more…STAGE FRIGHT! And he goes for the pin…
1…2……3!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, via absolutely dominating….ALEEEEEEX ‘CHAAAAAANCE’ MASOOOOOOOON!!!!
Vinegar: A very dominant victory here tonight, for that young man.
Hanson: Yo momma is a young man!
Chance stands up and looks around him at the four bodies on the floor, and switches his baseball cap into the backwards position and raises his hand and walks off…