Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Oct 17, 2016 22:20:33 GMT -5
Name: Darren McCoy
Nicknames: Dazza The "Sick Cunt"
Pic Base Comedian Marc Ryan
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 268lbs
Age: 26
Appearance Complete trash bag wrestler, untrained and unfit. Wrestles in a pair of ripped blue jeans, an AC/DC shirt, a flannelette over shirt and flip flops (Thongs, as he calls them)
Alignment: Heel, but thinks people love him
Hometown: Toukley, New South Wales, Australia
Currently residing: South Dandenong, Victoria, Australia
Entrance Theme: "FIGJAM" - Butterfingers
Entrance "FIGJAM" by Butterfingers hits the speakers to a loud round is jeering. Dazza walks out with his arms raised high. He saunters down to the ring shouting obscenities at the opponent, just acting obnoxious in general. He slides into the ring and climbs up a nearby turnbuckle, again raising his arms to more jeers as he continues to talk himself up
Wrestling Style: Loose brawler
Move Set: 1. Jabs 2. Kicks 3. Sloppy elbow drops 4. High clotheslines (hits them around the head instead of the neck) 5. DDT 6. Spine buster 7. "Big" boot 8. Shoulder charge
Finishing Moves: "Ya Mum" What could most accurately be described as a piledriver. Done very poorly, and quite dangerously.
Secondary: "Cunt Punch" A king-hit to the back of the opponent's skull
"A Thonging" Takes one of his thongs (flip flops) off and smacks it hard over the head of his opponent
Background Information: Grew up in Toukley, NSW and moved to South Dandenong when he was 13. Lived most of his life in housing commission. Your average Australian Bogan, loud, crude and abrasive. Is currently fighting in UGWC so he can receive his Centrelink benefits.
"Oi, Ryan ya cunt! You can suck me ya dickhead. Delaying my contract and shit, you cost me $600 this fortnight ya fuck knuckle."
Post by Holden Orson on Oct 18, 2016 0:09:17 GMT -5
Hey Mike, jk based a wrestler off of you
3 x International Jan Wnęk Cup winner (current) 2 x Akeem the African Dream look alike contest runner-up 4 x UGWC After-Hours Costume Party Winner (current)
Post by Gabriel Baal on Oct 18, 2016 14:01:46 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I'm offended or not...
Current:
Former:
2 x World Heavyweight Champion 2 x Cross Hemisphere Champion 1 x Chaos Champion 3 x Cooperative Champion 1 x (And First Undefeated) Conquest Champion 1 x Global Challenge Winner 1 x Massive Melee Winner 1 x Lord of Trios Winner