Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 17:43:17 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to Sentinel one and all! You join us a week on from the events of ‘In Your Hands’, and boy what a week it has been, and what a show we have in store for you tonight?! We’ve got the battle royale opening things up here today…that’s then followed by the in ring debut of Chinatsu Chen when she faces Gabrielle, with Man Champ Brandon McSkinny as special referee...
Hanson: That guy's an embarrassment to the whole company Nick, he makes all the female performers look like a joke…
Vinegar: That may be true, but the fans seem to have taken Skinny to their hearts, so I think we shall be seeing a lot more of him in the future.
Hanson: I don’t know what is worse, watching Skinny trying to officiate, or the fact that inbred, caffeine junkie Randy Boolzian will be joining us for commentary on the Andy Savana, Donovan Hastings Hardcore Title Number 1 Contenders match…he better not sit next to me Vinegar, I don’t wanna catch any diseases…
Vinegar: I dare you to say that to his face, Daniel…if you do I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up calling the rest of the show on my own…
Hanson: Don’t you worry, I’ll be there for the next match to see Darkness Incarnate in their first in-ring collaboration…but it’s an unfair advantage, Dylan James could win that match on his own…
Vinegar: Of course he could, then we’ll see that Pariah Travis Roberts get in the ring with Lord Deathman, and it may well be the first time I’ll be rooting for the General of Destruction…
Hanson: That’s because you always back the loser Nick, Prescott and Roberts played Deathman over the past few months, what makes you think he’ll be able to defeat whatever cunning plan they have in store for tonight…
Vinegar: The fact that Deathman will be looking for revenge after the events at the end of ‘In Your Hands’…
Hanson: Really? It didn’t seem to me that he even remembers ‘The Revolution’ executing their master plan…he seems more focused on getting another shot at Komosube…
Vinegar: Speaking of our new Global Heavyweight Champion, we will see him in action tonight against Big B, in a match that has seen the GIW ring crew reinforce the structure of the squared circle for tonight…
Hanson: That’ll probably be the slowest paced Main Event in Sentinel’s history…
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight’s first match is a four man over the top rope battle royale. Already in the ring weighing in at 223 pounds and 256 pounds respectively, Alex ‘Chance’ Mason and Aaron ‘The Future’ Kizz….
Vinegar: Both these guys were involved in what turned out to be Sean Jensen’s last ever match…
Hanson: I’m sure they are emotionally scarred by the incident, personally I think they should have either cancelled tonight show, or put on an entire Sean Jensen Tribute night…
Vinegar: That would be a great plan if TV Ratings were judged on sentimentality rather than the amount of viewers…
“Knights of Cydonia” hits the announce system and Levi Witham appears on the stage. The fans let out a small cheer. Levi stands and points to the skies, and we see he is wearing a black armband with the letters SJ on them…
Dennis: And introducing next, weighing in at 210 pounds, LEVI WITHAAAAAAAM!!
Hanson: He must be distraught at the loss of his brother…
Vinegar: I don’t see why, they hated each other, I’m sure he feels bad, but I doubt he feels all that awful…
“Super Rad” hits, and GIW’s first Superhero (excluding the abomination that was Modern Hero, of course) appears on top of the Globatron and then dives off the top ‘flying’ into the ring.
Dennis: Introducing finally, weighing in at 223 pounds, CAPTAIN SAVIOOOOOOUR!
Hanson: I know this guy plays to the fans a little…but there’s something about him I like, I’m not quite sure what it is…
DING!
Vinegar: No sooner do Captain Savior's feet hit the canvas, than Aaron Kizz takes him down with a spear, and Levi goes directly after Chance hitting him with a standing dropkick…
Hanson: Maybe Levi is gonna avenge his brother’s death…after all it was mainly due to that toe-rag Chance that the late, great Sean Jensen lost his mind and put that gun to his own head…
Vinegar: Well he seems to be going at him with some fierce right hooks, and Chance can only just about block an handful of them…
Hanson: Meanwhile Captain Savior has the upper hand on Aaron Kizz and has him on the turnbuckle…and climbs it…
Vinegar: He starts punching him, and the crowd starts the count towards ten….
Hanson: Meanwhile Levi Witham gets a low blow from Chance, who then climbs to his feet and hit’s Levi with a DDT to the Canvas…
Vinegar: Captain Savior has stopped at 8…and he’s looking in every direction, something seems to be wrong…
Hanson: What the hell is he doing? He just slid under the ring ropes, dodged Glen Burke and is off up the ramp running backstage…
Vinegar: And now Aaron Kizz stumbles out of the corner as Chance pulls Levi to his feet, Chance moves behind Levi…Kizz hits a Superkick…Levi Falls back into a German suplex from Chance…Folks it seems that there is an incident involving Captain Savior backstage…
The scene switches to the backstage area and we see the exit to the arena, and it is surrounded by about 20 huge guys wearing a lot of bling, some holding baseball bats other who obviously don’t need weapons. Standing in the middle, to the forefront is Professor Bling. The Head of Security and his posse are facing down Captain Savior…
Savior: STAND ASIDE! I HAVE CITIZENS TO SAVE…
Prof Bling: Yo Playa! You got a match to be wrestling Dawg. Now when you’re finished with that, we’ll be gone…
The superhero cocks his head, and looks around, obviously sizing up his chances, he then turns and heads back to the ring area…
Vinegar: Well I always thought being a wrestler and a superhero would be conflicting professions…as Savior makes his way back to the ring, Chance and Kizz have been dominating Levi Witham…
Hanson: They seem to be planning something, Levi is getting to his feet near the ropes, Chance climbs the top rope, and Aaron Kizz runs at Levi…But Levi is aware of the danger….
Vinegar: HURRICANRANA…and Kizz flies over the top rope to the arena floor…
AARON KIZZ ELIMINATED
Hanson: But Chance is still on the top rope, and as Levi gets to his feet he leaps…SHOOTING STAR DDT!!! He gets Levi to his feet and starts to throw him over the top rope…but Levi Hooks a foot…
Vinegar: Captain Savior is back in the ring…and Chance hasn’t noticed…and Savior takes his legs…and tips Chance over the top rope and to the arena floor…
ELIMINATED ALEX MASON
Hanson: Levi rolls back into the ring and gets to his feet and runs at Captain Savior who is acknowledging the fans on the other side of the ring…I’m not sure he didn’t realise that Levi held on…Levi leaps at Savior…
Vinegar: But the superhero saw it coming, and he sidesteps Levi, hooks his arm…and hip tosses him over the top rope….
ELIMINATED LEVI WITHAM
Dennis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….CAPTAIN SAVIOR!!!!
Vinegar: He isn’t sticking around to celebrate….it seems he has lives to save and he storms off up the ramp towards some unknown calamity…
Hanson: That guy's an embarrassment to the whole company Nick, he makes all the female performers look like a joke…
Vinegar: That may be true, but the fans seem to have taken Skinny to their hearts, so I think we shall be seeing a lot more of him in the future.
Hanson: I don’t know what is worse, watching Skinny trying to officiate, or the fact that inbred, caffeine junkie Randy Boolzian will be joining us for commentary on the Andy Savana, Donovan Hastings Hardcore Title Number 1 Contenders match…he better not sit next to me Vinegar, I don’t wanna catch any diseases…
Vinegar: I dare you to say that to his face, Daniel…if you do I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up calling the rest of the show on my own…
Hanson: Don’t you worry, I’ll be there for the next match to see Darkness Incarnate in their first in-ring collaboration…but it’s an unfair advantage, Dylan James could win that match on his own…
Vinegar: Of course he could, then we’ll see that Pariah Travis Roberts get in the ring with Lord Deathman, and it may well be the first time I’ll be rooting for the General of Destruction…
Hanson: That’s because you always back the loser Nick, Prescott and Roberts played Deathman over the past few months, what makes you think he’ll be able to defeat whatever cunning plan they have in store for tonight…
Vinegar: The fact that Deathman will be looking for revenge after the events at the end of ‘In Your Hands’…
Hanson: Really? It didn’t seem to me that he even remembers ‘The Revolution’ executing their master plan…he seems more focused on getting another shot at Komosube…
Vinegar: Speaking of our new Global Heavyweight Champion, we will see him in action tonight against Big B, in a match that has seen the GIW ring crew reinforce the structure of the squared circle for tonight…
Hanson: That’ll probably be the slowest paced Main Event in Sentinel’s history…
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight’s first match is a four man over the top rope battle royale. Already in the ring weighing in at 223 pounds and 256 pounds respectively, Alex ‘Chance’ Mason and Aaron ‘The Future’ Kizz….
Vinegar: Both these guys were involved in what turned out to be Sean Jensen’s last ever match…
Hanson: I’m sure they are emotionally scarred by the incident, personally I think they should have either cancelled tonight show, or put on an entire Sean Jensen Tribute night…
Vinegar: That would be a great plan if TV Ratings were judged on sentimentality rather than the amount of viewers…
“Knights of Cydonia” hits the announce system and Levi Witham appears on the stage. The fans let out a small cheer. Levi stands and points to the skies, and we see he is wearing a black armband with the letters SJ on them…
Dennis: And introducing next, weighing in at 210 pounds, LEVI WITHAAAAAAAM!!
Hanson: He must be distraught at the loss of his brother…
Vinegar: I don’t see why, they hated each other, I’m sure he feels bad, but I doubt he feels all that awful…
“Super Rad” hits, and GIW’s first Superhero (excluding the abomination that was Modern Hero, of course) appears on top of the Globatron and then dives off the top ‘flying’ into the ring.
Dennis: Introducing finally, weighing in at 223 pounds, CAPTAIN SAVIOOOOOOUR!
Hanson: I know this guy plays to the fans a little…but there’s something about him I like, I’m not quite sure what it is…
DING!
Vinegar: No sooner do Captain Savior's feet hit the canvas, than Aaron Kizz takes him down with a spear, and Levi goes directly after Chance hitting him with a standing dropkick…
Hanson: Maybe Levi is gonna avenge his brother’s death…after all it was mainly due to that toe-rag Chance that the late, great Sean Jensen lost his mind and put that gun to his own head…
Vinegar: Well he seems to be going at him with some fierce right hooks, and Chance can only just about block an handful of them…
Hanson: Meanwhile Captain Savior has the upper hand on Aaron Kizz and has him on the turnbuckle…and climbs it…
Vinegar: He starts punching him, and the crowd starts the count towards ten….
Hanson: Meanwhile Levi Witham gets a low blow from Chance, who then climbs to his feet and hit’s Levi with a DDT to the Canvas…
Vinegar: Captain Savior has stopped at 8…and he’s looking in every direction, something seems to be wrong…
Hanson: What the hell is he doing? He just slid under the ring ropes, dodged Glen Burke and is off up the ramp running backstage…
Vinegar: And now Aaron Kizz stumbles out of the corner as Chance pulls Levi to his feet, Chance moves behind Levi…Kizz hits a Superkick…Levi Falls back into a German suplex from Chance…Folks it seems that there is an incident involving Captain Savior backstage…
The scene switches to the backstage area and we see the exit to the arena, and it is surrounded by about 20 huge guys wearing a lot of bling, some holding baseball bats other who obviously don’t need weapons. Standing in the middle, to the forefront is Professor Bling. The Head of Security and his posse are facing down Captain Savior…
Savior: STAND ASIDE! I HAVE CITIZENS TO SAVE…
Prof Bling: Yo Playa! You got a match to be wrestling Dawg. Now when you’re finished with that, we’ll be gone…
The superhero cocks his head, and looks around, obviously sizing up his chances, he then turns and heads back to the ring area…
Vinegar: Well I always thought being a wrestler and a superhero would be conflicting professions…as Savior makes his way back to the ring, Chance and Kizz have been dominating Levi Witham…
Hanson: They seem to be planning something, Levi is getting to his feet near the ropes, Chance climbs the top rope, and Aaron Kizz runs at Levi…But Levi is aware of the danger….
Vinegar: HURRICANRANA…and Kizz flies over the top rope to the arena floor…
AARON KIZZ ELIMINATED
Hanson: But Chance is still on the top rope, and as Levi gets to his feet he leaps…SHOOTING STAR DDT!!! He gets Levi to his feet and starts to throw him over the top rope…but Levi Hooks a foot…
Vinegar: Captain Savior is back in the ring…and Chance hasn’t noticed…and Savior takes his legs…and tips Chance over the top rope and to the arena floor…
ELIMINATED ALEX MASON
Hanson: Levi rolls back into the ring and gets to his feet and runs at Captain Savior who is acknowledging the fans on the other side of the ring…I’m not sure he didn’t realise that Levi held on…Levi leaps at Savior…
Vinegar: But the superhero saw it coming, and he sidesteps Levi, hooks his arm…and hip tosses him over the top rope….
ELIMINATED LEVI WITHAM
Dennis: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….CAPTAIN SAVIOR!!!!
Vinegar: He isn’t sticking around to celebrate….it seems he has lives to save and he storms off up the ramp towards some unknown calamity…