Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 17:52:27 GMT -5
Vinegar: Hello and welcome all to Global Impact Wrestling Sentinel! I’m Nicholas Vinegar here with my broadcast partner Daniel Hanson. We’re now two weeks passed from In Your Hands and if you thought last weeks show was big then tonight is going to blow your mind. We have the first defence of the Man Championship as Brandon McSkinny goes up against both The Diamond Princess Gabrielle and Chinatsu Chen.
Hanson: I can’t wait to see those girls kick that little freaks ass…
Vinegar: Well don’t count him out just yet. As well as that we’re going to see Chris Austin go head to head with The Immortal Donovan Hastings, plus the debuts of two new GIW superstars, Quaytrell Jackson and Alex Kiseragi as well as the solo debut of half of War and Peace, Marek Daisuke in a triple threat table match.
Hanson: Quite a baptism of fire for them.
Vinegar: You’re not wrong there. Then our main event, eight men, one ring, it’s the fatal four way tag match that will see Andy Savana teamed up with the Hardcore Champion, RBI Randy Boolzian. It will see Diamond Jack Severino side by side with Hardcore Dylan James. We’re gonna have Lord Deathman teamed up with The Blessed One Travis Roberts and finally, the ex-Global Champ Brandon Brown teamed together with the current Champion Komosube.
Hanson: I don’t why they’re gonna bother when Travis Roberts could beat everyone in that ring single handed.
Vinegar: Of course he could, but you’ve got to wonder just how well the General of Destruction will work with The Blessed One, first after he screwed him over at In Your Hands and then the cheap win he picked up on last week's show.
Hanson: The Blessed One won that match fair and square. Lord Deathman needs to suck it up and get on with it.
Vinegar: It doesn’t sound like The General I know. First tonight we’ll see….
"Super Rad" cuts the commentary off, blaring out around the arena as Captain Saviour appears at the top of the ramp.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 223 from the planet of Hjjyk! Captain Saaaaviouuuuuuur!
Saviour descends from the top of the Globaltron and lands in the centre of the ring, giving a thumbs up and a wink to the crowd. The music cuts out and is replaced by Knights of Cydonia.
Dennis: And the opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Sacramento California, Levi Withaaaaaaam!
Levi makes his way to the ring, pyros accompanying him all the way, he climbs into the ring, up the turnbuckle and holds his arms up to the crowd. As he climbs down Saviour makes his way back into the ring. The pair circle each other for a moment before the bell rings.
Vinegar: And here we go with tonight's first match. They lock up in the middle of the ring. Levi wins out and wraps Saviour in a headlock.
Hanson: Saviour’s fighting back though and pulls him back to the ropes sends him running.
Vinegar: And hits him with the dropkick on the rebound!
Hanson: That looked painful.
Vinegar: No doubt. Saviour’s got Levi up again and goes to whip him off the ropes. Reversal by Levi and Saviour’s running. He dodges a clothesline and bounces off the second rope. Springboard Crossbody! Into the pin.
1!
Vinegar: Kick out from Levi.
Hanson: It’s way too early to get a pin. Is Saviour stupid?
Vinegar: I wouldn’t say that. They’re both up again. Levi runs at him.
Hanson: But Saviour counters with the arm drag. He’s got him in that shoulder lock.
Vinegar: Levi springs up to his feet though. Great athleticism. He counters with an arm drag of his own, following up with a leg drop on Saviour’s arm.
Hanson: He’s got Captain Underpants up again and he’s twisting that arm, yanks him to the ground with that arm wrench.
Vinegar: He seems to be targeting that arm.
Hanson: Really? Think so?
Vinegar: He’s stomping on that shoulder now. Saviour’s clearly in pain.
Hanson: Is stating the obvious gonna be your theme for the night?
Vinegar: …Anyway, Saviour retreats to the corner but Levi’s got him back on his feet. A couple of hard right hands and whips him to the other corner. He runs across, big stinger splash! It’s all Levi right now.
Hanson: Levi with the Fisherman’s Suplex, bridging pin!
1!
2!
Vinegar: But Saviour gets the shoulder up and now he’s fighting back, lefts and rights into the gut of Levi Witham. Saviour rebounds off the ropes and hits the rolling back elbow.
Hanson: Off the second rope again. Springboard moonsault.
1!
2!
Vinegar: But another kick out from Levi. Saviour goes for the Irish whip but it’s reversed. Saviour rebounds off the ropes. Hurricanrana on Levi! The hero’s on his feet again and gives the crowd his trademark wink and thumbs up.
Hanson: Levi’s up though and hit’s the clothesline on Saviour’s back. What a move?!
Vinegar: STF now from Levi.
Hanson: Ah, I can hear Saviour screaming from here, great huh?
Vinegar: Don’t enjoy it too much, Saviour reaches out and gets the rope. Levi breaks the hold. He pulls Saviour back to his feet and hit’s the elbow strikes to that arm again.
Hanson: This is some great old school wrestling, pick a body part and work it over.
Vinegar: Half-nelson and…hammerlock back suplex from Levi! Now he’s got him locked back in that armbar.
Hanson: No way Saviour’s gonna escape this one, he’s in the middle of the ring, this ones over.
Vinegar: Don’t speak too soon. Saviour pushes up to his feet. One handed handspring over Levi and the holds broken. Goes for the leg drop but Levi’s already on his feet and a vicious kick.
Hanson: Wow, that was brutal. Put a fork in him, Saviour’s done.
Vinegar: Maybe but Levi’s not. He’s got him in the corner. Tornado DDT! Levi with the cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: But Saviour just gets the shoulder up in time. Look at the frustration on the face of Levi Witham.
Hanson: Looks like he’s going to end this now, he’s back on the top rope. Moonsault!
Vinegar: But Saviour’s rolls away. Levi gets nothing but mat. The crowds cheering now, trying to get behind Saviour as he gets to his feet. He runs to the ropes, rebounds back and a low dropkick hits Levi right in the temple.
Hanson: What’s he doing now though? He should be going for the pin but he’s put him in the corner and lifted him up onto the top rope.
Vinegar: I think I know where this is going. They’re both stood on the top rope, it’s make or break time. Saviour’s got him up.
Hanson: Superhero Slam! Saviour goes for the cover!
1!
2!
3!
The bell rings as Captain Saviour gets to his feet. Levi is left flat on his back trying to get his breath back.
Dennis: Here is your winner, Captaaaaaaaaain Saviooooooouuuuuuur!!!
The referee holds Captain Saviour’s hand up. Saviour stands in the middle of the ring, soaking up the crowds cheers then suddenly cocks his head towards the entrance ramp. Without a word he runs off, leaping over the ropes and up the ramp out of sight.
Vinegar: Think he’s off to save more innocent citizens?
Hanson: Mmhmm.
Hanson: I can’t wait to see those girls kick that little freaks ass…
Vinegar: Well don’t count him out just yet. As well as that we’re going to see Chris Austin go head to head with The Immortal Donovan Hastings, plus the debuts of two new GIW superstars, Quaytrell Jackson and Alex Kiseragi as well as the solo debut of half of War and Peace, Marek Daisuke in a triple threat table match.
Hanson: Quite a baptism of fire for them.
Vinegar: You’re not wrong there. Then our main event, eight men, one ring, it’s the fatal four way tag match that will see Andy Savana teamed up with the Hardcore Champion, RBI Randy Boolzian. It will see Diamond Jack Severino side by side with Hardcore Dylan James. We’re gonna have Lord Deathman teamed up with The Blessed One Travis Roberts and finally, the ex-Global Champ Brandon Brown teamed together with the current Champion Komosube.
Hanson: I don’t why they’re gonna bother when Travis Roberts could beat everyone in that ring single handed.
Vinegar: Of course he could, but you’ve got to wonder just how well the General of Destruction will work with The Blessed One, first after he screwed him over at In Your Hands and then the cheap win he picked up on last week's show.
Hanson: The Blessed One won that match fair and square. Lord Deathman needs to suck it up and get on with it.
Vinegar: It doesn’t sound like The General I know. First tonight we’ll see….
"Super Rad" cuts the commentary off, blaring out around the arena as Captain Saviour appears at the top of the ramp.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 223 from the planet of Hjjyk! Captain Saaaaviouuuuuuur!
Saviour descends from the top of the Globaltron and lands in the centre of the ring, giving a thumbs up and a wink to the crowd. The music cuts out and is replaced by Knights of Cydonia.
Dennis: And the opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Sacramento California, Levi Withaaaaaaam!
Levi makes his way to the ring, pyros accompanying him all the way, he climbs into the ring, up the turnbuckle and holds his arms up to the crowd. As he climbs down Saviour makes his way back into the ring. The pair circle each other for a moment before the bell rings.
Vinegar: And here we go with tonight's first match. They lock up in the middle of the ring. Levi wins out and wraps Saviour in a headlock.
Hanson: Saviour’s fighting back though and pulls him back to the ropes sends him running.
Vinegar: And hits him with the dropkick on the rebound!
Hanson: That looked painful.
Vinegar: No doubt. Saviour’s got Levi up again and goes to whip him off the ropes. Reversal by Levi and Saviour’s running. He dodges a clothesline and bounces off the second rope. Springboard Crossbody! Into the pin.
1!
Vinegar: Kick out from Levi.
Hanson: It’s way too early to get a pin. Is Saviour stupid?
Vinegar: I wouldn’t say that. They’re both up again. Levi runs at him.
Hanson: But Saviour counters with the arm drag. He’s got him in that shoulder lock.
Vinegar: Levi springs up to his feet though. Great athleticism. He counters with an arm drag of his own, following up with a leg drop on Saviour’s arm.
Hanson: He’s got Captain Underpants up again and he’s twisting that arm, yanks him to the ground with that arm wrench.
Vinegar: He seems to be targeting that arm.
Hanson: Really? Think so?
Vinegar: He’s stomping on that shoulder now. Saviour’s clearly in pain.
Hanson: Is stating the obvious gonna be your theme for the night?
Vinegar: …Anyway, Saviour retreats to the corner but Levi’s got him back on his feet. A couple of hard right hands and whips him to the other corner. He runs across, big stinger splash! It’s all Levi right now.
Hanson: Levi with the Fisherman’s Suplex, bridging pin!
1!
2!
Vinegar: But Saviour gets the shoulder up and now he’s fighting back, lefts and rights into the gut of Levi Witham. Saviour rebounds off the ropes and hits the rolling back elbow.
Hanson: Off the second rope again. Springboard moonsault.
1!
2!
Vinegar: But another kick out from Levi. Saviour goes for the Irish whip but it’s reversed. Saviour rebounds off the ropes. Hurricanrana on Levi! The hero’s on his feet again and gives the crowd his trademark wink and thumbs up.
Hanson: Levi’s up though and hit’s the clothesline on Saviour’s back. What a move?!
Vinegar: STF now from Levi.
Hanson: Ah, I can hear Saviour screaming from here, great huh?
Vinegar: Don’t enjoy it too much, Saviour reaches out and gets the rope. Levi breaks the hold. He pulls Saviour back to his feet and hit’s the elbow strikes to that arm again.
Hanson: This is some great old school wrestling, pick a body part and work it over.
Vinegar: Half-nelson and…hammerlock back suplex from Levi! Now he’s got him locked back in that armbar.
Hanson: No way Saviour’s gonna escape this one, he’s in the middle of the ring, this ones over.
Vinegar: Don’t speak too soon. Saviour pushes up to his feet. One handed handspring over Levi and the holds broken. Goes for the leg drop but Levi’s already on his feet and a vicious kick.
Hanson: Wow, that was brutal. Put a fork in him, Saviour’s done.
Vinegar: Maybe but Levi’s not. He’s got him in the corner. Tornado DDT! Levi with the cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: But Saviour just gets the shoulder up in time. Look at the frustration on the face of Levi Witham.
Hanson: Looks like he’s going to end this now, he’s back on the top rope. Moonsault!
Vinegar: But Saviour’s rolls away. Levi gets nothing but mat. The crowds cheering now, trying to get behind Saviour as he gets to his feet. He runs to the ropes, rebounds back and a low dropkick hits Levi right in the temple.
Hanson: What’s he doing now though? He should be going for the pin but he’s put him in the corner and lifted him up onto the top rope.
Vinegar: I think I know where this is going. They’re both stood on the top rope, it’s make or break time. Saviour’s got him up.
Hanson: Superhero Slam! Saviour goes for the cover!
1!
2!
3!
The bell rings as Captain Saviour gets to his feet. Levi is left flat on his back trying to get his breath back.
Dennis: Here is your winner, Captaaaaaaaaain Saviooooooouuuuuuur!!!
The referee holds Captain Saviour’s hand up. Saviour stands in the middle of the ring, soaking up the crowds cheers then suddenly cocks his head towards the entrance ramp. Without a word he runs off, leaping over the ropes and up the ramp out of sight.
Vinegar: Think he’s off to save more innocent citizens?
Hanson: Mmhmm.