Sentinel 16/8/08

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen what a show we have for you tonight…Travis Roberts facing Komosube, Brandon Brown and Lord Deathman in a handicap match for the main event…

Hanson: I feel sorry for those three guys, by the end of the night they will realise they are not in the same league as ‘The Blessed One’

Vinegar: We shall see, we also have BoolZ and Austin tagging against Andy Savana and Alex Kiseragi, as well as Donovan Hastings and Captain Saviour in a triple Threat Tag Team Match…

Hanson: You noticed how often we’re having matches with 6 people or more involved recently?

Vinegar: Sure have, but if you don’t mind I’d like to get this run down of tonights matches done before the first match…

(The Drum/Guitar/Bass thing intro of Saliva slams into the PA, and the crowd begins getting riled up. They are unsure of whether to boo or cheer for this new arrival.)

Hanson: Too Late!

DENNIS: And now, making his GiW debut here toonight! Hailing from Sydney, Australia, hailing from NEW! YORK! CITY! He weighs 265 pounds and is the KING OF VIOLENCE!

(Gaffney walks down the ramp and smirks to the rockingness of Superstar 2, head bobbing to the music, as he inhales deep, looking around at every single person, before his face turns angry, and he seems to sink deep inside himself, raising his arms-'SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING!'- wide.)

DENNIS: HIS NAME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS GARTH! SUPERRNOOVA! GAAAAAAAAFFNEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Let's see what this guy is made of.

Hanson: He looks impressive. Look at those quads!

(Gaffney cracks his neck as some people in the front row cheer, but for the most part, they are merely reserved, waiting. The death of his song is subtle, the lyrics and rest of the song fade away, and the drum beat stays. After a moment, it slows, to an eerie, unnatural pace, and after 8 of these, a bunch of people cheer as that familiar rift floods the Arena, and a distorted voice lets everyone know...'I AM IRON MAN!')

DENNIS: And now, making his GiW singles match debut, he is The Ironn Man, the HIIIIIIIIIIGH FLYER, He is one-half of the sensational tag team War & Peace, weighing in at 170 pounds! HE! IS....EZZZZZEKIEL....PAX!!!!

(Dennis points to the ramp, but puzzled, the lights are dimmed, and he cannot be found anywhere.)

Hanson: Thank God, the smokeout's a no-show...maybe he forgot what time it was...

Vinegar: Somehow, I doubt it...

(SUDDENLY, the overhead spotlight cracks on, and several screams of unexpectedness can be heard from the audience. The song is about at the breakdown, when the spotlight spots Ezekiel, charging through the crowd, hopping the barricade and sliding in the ring, whipping off his Megadeath T-Shirt and tossing it to some plump woman in the front row who snatches it up, grinning wide. Ezekiel himself is giggling, as Xavier makes his down to the entrance, and hops up on the second turnbuckle, facing away from Garth.)

Hanson: Oh jeez, spoke too soon-YES! NO!

Vinegar: It appears this Gaffney fellow has a short fuse, who decides to start the match early, but just as he was charging toward the back of Pax, Pax backflips out the way, and appears to be unaware of the mug attempt!

Hanson: Jeez, look at those red eyes of his! He doesn't even know what his opponent is up to in the ring! He can't possibly compete!

Vinegar: I'd doubt that. And now, Gaffney turns around, rage in his eyes. Pax gives Gaffney the peace sign, then appears to be asking Gaffney something...

Hanson: And Gaffney takes exception to false accusations regarding hemorrhoids, and charges with an Axe Bomber!

Vinegar: But, Pax rolls out the way, and lands a left elbow strike to the left kidney of Gaffney! Gaffney stumbles, and turns around, and his face is red!

Hanson: Ahh, not wise to nibble at the serpent, little field mouse!

Vinegar: What the f-

Hanson: DAMN, THAT KNEE WAS SICK!

Vinegar: As Pax was getting to his feet, he was taken off of them by a running knee attack, which catches him in the Adam's Apple! Now he's stomping away at Pax viciously! Jesus, he makes this seem personal.

Hanson: What makes you think it isn't, V-Thug? The name of the game is pain, and what better way to inflict it then to treat every opponent like your worst enemy?

Vinegar: Your logic has some Twisted Sense to it, but I can't possibly agree-What is this?!

Hanson: Gaffney is getting in the downed Pax's face, screaming something about 'War' to the Iron Man. And...ooh. Calling Pax something. Rhymes with maggot. Saying he isn't one...

Vinegar: Jesus, this man is psychotic! East darting forward, pulling Gaffney away, who finally complies, turning toward Hazel, angrily voicing his disapproval of her, back turned...

Hanson and Vinegar: WHOAH!

Vinegar: Folks...I'll try to explain this...In one swift motion, Ezekiel went from the floor to springing off the ropes, and Hazel saw this and slid out the ring quickly, to avoid being caught in the crossfire, just as Pax lands a Springboard Tornado DDT! He bounces off the ring from the impact, and while in midair flips into a Shooting Star Legdrop to the back of Gaffney's head, who was laying face down on the canvas!

Hanson: Gaffney in a lot of pain here, but he doesn't seem to be out from the attack...he's struggling to his feet, but Pax is quicker... Pax off the ropes...FOOT'N'MOU-

Vinegar: NO! Gaffney playing possum...leaps forward, grabs the leg, and twists it into a Dragon Screw! But before Pax can scream in pain, Gaffney twists it-yes! He locks in a Sharpshooter!

Hanson: Look at Pax, Vinegar, he's in a lot of pain...those combined moves...Jesus, I don't want to think about that suffering...

Vinegar: I can only imagine...Wait...what's this?

Hanson: What the f-

Vinegar: Pax somehow flipped it into a Sunset Flip, though Gaffney is still locking in the hold...East is counting! Pax is screaming!

East: 1! 2! THR-

Vinegar: Gaffney has no choice but to break the hold and spring to his feet, bouncing against the ropes, as Pax climbs up-

Hanson: OHHH SNAP! THE HIGH FLYER JUST ATE A GNARLY SPEAR, VINEGAR!

Vinegar: Jesus, look at that lift, the speed, the impact, I'd be surprised if Pax can ever eat solid food again! Gaffney with the pin.

East:

ONE!

TWO!

THR-

Vinegar: What's this, now?! Gaffney pulls Pax's shoulders off the mat, looking at the crowd and shaking his head, smiling now...Jesus, he's grinning, and the fans are booing...

Hanson: What, you think someone could just rip on the Supernova and not Reap the Whirlwind??

Vinegar: And now Gaffney pulls Pax to his feet...SPINEBUSTER! And now...he's walking to the top rope, Pax broken, not moving...

Hanson: Climbing the turnbuckle, left foot on the rope as he points to the Heavens, and plants both feet on unstable territory...LEAPS OFF FOR THE FROG SPLASH...

Vinegar: But Pax leaps to his feet at the right moment, and somehow defying the laws of physics, he grabs Gaffney's arms and both in mid-air, he flips in a SPIN YOU RIGHT 'ROUND! Gaffney bounces off the ring like a basketball, half out of the second rope from the power of the maneuver, Pax not moving, looking like he's dead...clutching that right knee of his!

Hanson: Jeez...East doesn't start the count, because technically Gaffney is on his feet...He doesn't even know where he is, just begins moving his feet!

Vinegar: Jesus, he unconsciously walks himself out of the ring, his face slamming off the apron and landing with a THUD to the concrete below, to our left!

Hanson: And Pax to his knees, looking at Gaffney, who is staggering to his feet, back turned...Pax looks behind...

Vinegar: Runs, bounces against the ropes for momentum, and then CHARGES! JUMPS UP, FEET TOUCHING THE TOP ROPE AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM....OH (BLEEP)ING GOD, HE LANDS A VAULTING ROLLERCOASTER KICK! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE BARRICADE, PAX'S LEFT LEG IN AGONY, GAFFNEY BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH AND NOSE, IN GALLONS! BOTH MEN ARE GONE, OUT OF THERE!

Hanson: Christ...Hazel with the count...

East:

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

Vinegar: And now...Pax to his feet...looking at Gaffney, even out cold clutching that barricade, knuckles white, trying to pull himself standing...what willpower from this man!

Hanson: Pax does not look pleased, and Gaffney I'm sure died 7 minutes ago, he's just fighting on crazy now...

Vinegar: Partner, you might be right!

East: 8!

Hanson: And GAFFNEY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS, BUT HE CHARGES PAX FOR THAT SPEAR-WHAT THE FF(BLEEP!)

Vinegar: PAX SOMEHOW GRABS GAFFNEY'S NECK AT THE LAST MOMENT, FLIPS IN AN INVERTED FLASHBACK, AND TWISTS IT INTO A MODIFIED VERSION OF HIS FINISHER, I COME IN PEACE!

Hanson: NO! Pax slides in the ring, just as East counts ten!

East: Your winner, via countout...Ezekiel Pax!

Vinegar: East not so much raising Pax's hand as she is supporting his full weight, as he struggles not to collapse...WHAT IS THIS?!

Hanson: Jesus, he shouldn't be standing, but Gaffney just slid in the ring and floored Pax with a trashcan lid! He must have seen it under the ring!

Vinegar: NO! NO! GAFFNEY STAGGERING TOWARD PAX, CAN'T EVEN STAND WITHOUT STAGGERING, BUT HE'S DETERMINED TO DESTROY THE HIGH FLYER!

AUDIENCE: BOOOOO!

Hanson: What is this?!

Vinegar: Ezekiel's manager Xavier slides in, between Pax and Gaffney, staring the Supernova right in the eyes! He's saying, "That's enough," and he isn't moving! Gaffney looking like he could kill right now-Or Die!

Hanson: Ahh, but look. He smiles, and backs off...drops the trashcan lid, nodding. He's going the smart route, he can't possibly fight both these men, injured as he is...

Vinegar: God, such brutality, and at the beginning of the match! Folks, You sure as Hell don't need me to say that this ain't over between these men!

Hanson: Commercial Break! Time to get paid!

[Lord Hastings]

Vinegar: And here we go ladies and gentleman, this match should be a good one. Let’s take to our ring announcer, Mitchell Dennis.

Dennis: This bout is a triple threat match, and it is set for one fall.

The opening of monkey sound of "Down with the Sickness" from Disturbed. The words, "I believe" from "How far we've come" by Matchbox 20. The words, "Your Beautiful" from the song "Your Beautiful" by James Blunt. Then the constant drone from Moonlight Sinatra by Mozart

Dennis: Wow...that caught me a little off guard their folk’s uhhh, anyhow, about to come down the aisle, from Europe, weighing in at 228 pounds, MAAAARLOOOOOOOO...... THE BEAUUUUUTIFUUUULLLL!!!

The crows sits and stares at the newcomer, giving no reaction whatsoever as Marlo walks out with Karma the Handsome by his side and a cane in hand. He smiles towards the crowd as he walks down. Seemingly pleased with their lack of reaction, but we do not know for sure why he wears that grin.

Hanson: Wow, we got our first Haas pop of the night. Who is this guy again?

Vinegar: I’m not wholly sure, from what I can tell he’s pretty apathetic to the entire business

“Knights of Cydonia” by Muse blares through the arena, and the fans come alive as Levi Witham comes down the aisle.

Dennis: From Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at 210 pounds, LEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIII.....WIIIITHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!

Levi walks into the ring, and jumps onto the turnbuckle, raising a hand into the air.

Hanson: What a joke...is Levi ever gonna pack it all in? Do something more suitable…
Vinegar: Give the kid a break Daniel, he comes out here every week and gives his all, even though most of the time he gets his butt kicked….that’s commitment…

“Somewhere I Belong” by Linkin Park begins playing, and Aaron Kizz steps onto the stage. Black and White pyro comes off from the stage into the walkway. Aaron slams him hands on the stage and walks forward. He high fives some of the fans. Aaron slaps himself three times in the face, and gets into the ring by sliding through the ropes.

Aaron pretends to get in a space pod.

The music cuts off, and Aaron pretends to burst out of a space pod.

Hanson: That was lame, what does he think that actually achieves?

Dennis: And, from Sacramento, California, weighing 256 pounds, AARON.... THE FUTURE.....KIZZ!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: And here we go, the bell rings, and we are off, Marlo immediately takes a few steps back and dodges a right hook from Levi, and then he avoids an attempted grapple from Kizz, and he backs away from the two competitors, who turn to face one another, Witham and Kizz lock up. They jostle for position, and WOW, Kizz just threw Levi across the ring, and here comes Marlo out of nowhere,

Hanson: So Witham and Kizz lock up. They jostle for position, and WOW, Kizz just threw Levi across the ring, and here comes Marlo out of nowhere, and he downs Kizz with a swift sweep…and then steps back and looks at both his opponents as they climb to their feet…

Vinegar: Kizz gets on his feet and looks towards Marlo, who merely smiles patronisingly at him from the other side of the ring, he then signals for Kizz to look behind him…

Hanson: Witham is back up, goes for a running clothesline, and Kizz just takes it and remains standing, no effect on Kizz, he just looks at Levi and... WOW, WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!! Levi is turned inside out…

Vinegar: Kizz takes control now, he picks Levi up and puts him on his shoulders, he takes a run, WOW, BEAUTIFUL SAMOAN DROP BY KIZZ, AND HERE COMES MARLO AGAIN, AND THERE'S A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE BY KIZZ, NO MARLO DODGES, GRABS KIZZ LEG AND TWISTS HIM TO THE GROUND!

Hanson: This guys sneaky, he’s letting the other guys where each other out, and then picking them off when the opportunity presents itself. Levi is back up, and sure enough he ignores Marlo and goes back to Kizz who is lying on the ground…STANDING MOONSAULT!

Vinegar: NO Kizz gets his knee’s up and Levi goes bouncing across the ring in recoil…and Kizz turns to Marlo, and charges with a Clothesline…no Marlo sidesteps, and then goes for a leg sweep, but Kizz dodges by jumping…The Future finally gets hold of Marlo, and lifts him for a vertical Suplex…but Marlo wriggles free and drops behind Kizz, Kizz looks stunned and doesn’t see that Levi is back to his feet…Marlo shoves Kizz forward…

Hanson: Right into the path of the oncoming Levi! OMGWTFZORZ, WITHAM WITH THE LDW!! KIZZ GOES ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, LEVI TURNS AROUND, OMG, MARLO WITH THE KNEE TO THE GUT,HE GRABS LEVI’S HEAD, AND TRIPS HIM INTO HIS KNEE!!!

Vinegar: THE WICKED SIDE OF BEAUTY!!! COVER!

1....

2....

3....

Ding, ding, ding!!!

Dennis: Here is your winner, uhhh..... where are my damn cue cards…so many comings and going here in GIW it’s difficult to keep track... there we go....MAAAARLOOOOOOO, THE BEAUUUUUTIFUUUUUULLLLL!!!

Vinegar: So, Marlo gets the victory in his first ever match.

Hanson: I like this guy’s style, the fans don’t seem to appreciate it though, but it doesn’t look like he cares, he merely joins Karma the Handsome on the outside, picks up his Cane and walks back up the entrance ramp, no wild celebrations, no overreactions, just a job well done.

[Lord Hastings]

Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a women’s tag team match-up!

Killing in the Name Of hit’s the speakers as the lights go out. A moment later the lights start strobing and three figures walk out at the top of the ramp.

Dennis: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Dylan James and Aesc the Dark, representing Darkness Incarnate, from Chicago Illinois, The Duchess of Hardcore! Christinaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaadams!!!

The three member of Darkness Incarnate make their way down the ramp, Dylan James air guitaring all the way. Christina climbs into the ring and up the turnbuckle to taunt the fans and the lights cut out again.

The music cuts out and is replaced by eerie sounds and detached musical notes. Angelic images fly around in the dark before transforming into hideous demons. The lights come up to reveal Misery praying on one knee at the top of the ramp.

Dennis: And the tag team partner, from the Pit! Miseeerrryyyyyyyy!!!

Misery gets to her feet and makes her way down to the ring.

Vinegar: Looking at this team I guess any chance of a fair fight is already out the window.

Hanson: Oh quit complaining Vinegar, this match is going to be great.

Envy by KHZ comes on and Jack Severino walks out to the top of the ramp in an immaculate suit.

Dennis: And the opponents, introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Jack Severino, from Auckland New Zealand, the Diamond Princess, Gabrielle!!!

Severino motions behind him and Gabrielle walks out from the back, draped in a New Zealand flag. Jack drops to one knee and kisses her hand before standing up and taking her arm as the pair make their way down to the ring.

Dennis: And the tag team partner…

Warriors Code by the Dropkick Murpheys starts to play.

Dennis: Accompanied to the ring by the Crimson Ghost, from Kyoto Japan, she is your GiW Women’s Champion! Chinatsuuuu Chen!!!
Hanson: Just look at her Vinegar, look. Look!

Vinegar: Yeah I see her, try to contain yourself.

Chinatsu Chen makes her way down the ramp, throwing up peace signs to the crowd with the Crimson Ghost following, not too close, letting Chen enjoy the limelight. She slides into the ring as the other competitors all follow, the two teams facing each other across the ring. Chen bows respectfully to each of her opponents then to Gabrielle who turns her nose up.

Hanson: Did you see that!? How could she do that to Chen!?

Vinegar: What did you expect?

Hanson: But…but…

Gabrielle looks down at Chen and points at the turnbuckle, telling her to get out of the ring. Misery and Christina look at each other for a second before Adams climbs out onto the ring apron.

Vinegar: Here we go. How do you think this going to go Daniel?

Hanson: Chen’s going to win it, how can she not? She’s the Women’s Champion and rightly so.

Vinegar: That may be so but you’ve got to wonder how she’s going to work with Gabrielle, or maybe more importantly, how Gabrielle is going to work with her.

Hanson: It doesn’t matter, she could beat all three of these girls on her own.

Vinegar: I never asked, where did you get those rose tinted glasses of yours?

Hanson: Shut up.

Vinegar: Gabrielle and Misery stand toe to toe, eyeing one another up. Misery with the slap! Damn I heard that one down here. Gabrielle staggers back holding her cheek as Misery closes on her again.

Hanson: She’s got her back in the corner and she hitting her with those back hand and overhand chops. But Gabrielle gets her with an eye rake, what strategy.

Vinegar: If you can call it that. Gabrielle comes out with those forearm shots, driving Misery back into the middle of the ring.

Hanson: She’s got her by the hair and hit’s the snapmare. Misery in the corner now.
Vinegar: Chinatsu’s reaching out for the tag but Gabrielle doesn’t seem inclined. That was one dirty look.

Hanson: Tag her in!

Vinegar: Doesn’t look like she’s ready yet as Gabrielle starts stomping a mudhole in Misery in the corner. Now with the foot choke. Referee Hazel East stepping in for the count.

1! 2! 3! 4!

Vinegar: Gabrielle releases the hold and pulls Misery back up to her feet.

Hanson: She got her up on her back, looks like she’s going for that hangman neck breaker.

Vinegar: But Misery fights it off and hits her with a Northern Lariat. She damn near took her head off.

Hanson: She’s got her up and drags her over to the corner, tagging in Christina Adams. Double team move, Misery holding her open as Adams hits that kick to the gut.

Vinegar: Misery and Adams in control now. Christina’s got Gabrielle and hit’s a snap suplex.

Hanson: Look at Chen trying to get the tag. She’s so caring. Tag her in!

Vinegar: Christina’s got her up again, Headlock takedown, and she’s holding it on the mat. But Gabrielle fights free and crawls towards the ropes.

Hanson: Adams picks her up though and whips her against the ropes, hitting a big dropkick on the rebound.

Vinegar: And she’s almost out of it. You can see Jack Severino banging his fists on the apron trying to get her going but its not working out. Christina Adams whips her back into their corner and there’s the tag to Misery.

Hanson: Misery whips her into the opposite corner. Misery going to whip Adams now, Adams counters it and Misery’s running. Body splash in the corner, she just crushed her.

Vinegar: Super kick by Christina!

Hanson: Wow, that was brutal. Severino’s on the apron now yelling at Hazel East who goes to remove him.

Vinegar: Chen’s had enough though, blind tag on Gabrielle who’s still down in the corner and she’s in the ring. Spinning wheel kick on Misery, Dropkick on Adams. She’s got Adams up again, Irish Whip and…

Hanson: Jumping Calf kick! Look at her go!

Vinegar: Misery getting up slowly as Chen rebounds off the ropes. Shining wizard!

Hanson: What a move! Go Chinatsu! Go!

Vinegar: Hazel’s finally got Severino off the apron though and…she’s telling Chen to get out of the ring.

Hanson: She tagged! She tagged!

Vinegar: She didn’t see it, Severino’s distraction backfired and referee Hazel East missed the tag and she’s ordering Chen back to the apron. Misery and Adams back on their feet and pulling Gabrielle back out of the corner. Double DDT in the middle of the ring.

Hanson: Misery goes for the pin as Adams leaves the ring.

1!

2!

Vinegar: Wow I didn’t think she was going to kick out of that. Misery clearly frustrated and picks her back up to her feet. She’s got her up in a bear hug.

Hanson: Look at the pain on Gabrielle’s beautiful face.

Vinegar: It must be bad as she’s actually reaching for the tag to Chen. Looks like she may get it too.

Hanson: Christina steps through the ropes though and Hazel East’s there to keep her out.

Vinegar: They get the tag! Chen in the ring. But the referee’s pushing her out. She didn’t see it again.

Hanson: Dammit Hazel she tagged!

Vinegar: It was the distraction from Christina Adams and Misery pulls her away from the ropes before slamming her down. She drags her back to the corner and tags in Adams.

Hanson: They’ve got her against the ropes, double whip.

Vinegar: Going for the double clothesline.

Hanson: Gabrielle ducks it though, rebound off the ropes. Split front dropkick and Misery and Adams are down!

Vinegar: Can she capitalise though? All three women in the ring out for the count.

Hanson: Look at Chen trying to get Gabrielle pumped up. She’s so cute when she’s passionate.

Vinegar: Remind me to bring a jug of ice cold water down here next time she’s out here.

Hanson: Look though, Gabrielle’s getting up and crawling out to the corner.

Vinegar: Misery and Adams recovering too.

Hanson: There’s the tag! The referee sees it, Chen’s in!

Vinegar: She’s up on the top rope as Misery gets to her feet.

Hanson: Chill out Hombre! Look at The Crimson Ghost on the outside. He clearly enjoyed that.

Vinegar: Dragon screw on Adams, and straight into a leg drop. She jumped right over her. Running dropkick send Misery over the ropes and down to the ground.

Hanson: Michinoku driver on Adams! She’s back up on the top rope. Moonsault! That was beautiful!

Vinegar: Straight into the cover.

1!

2!

Vinegar: No, Dylan James just pulled the referee out of the ring as her hand was coming down for the three.

Hanson: Disqualify them ref, you can’t cheat someone as cute as Chinatsu Chen.

Vinegar: I think the Crimson Ghost agrees with you there. He just dropkicked Dylan James. Aesc the Dark ad Jack Severino pile in. It’s a brawl on the outside on the ring there.

Hanson: Misery’s up too and grabs Chen’s foot from the outside.
Vinegar: Adams is up again while Chen’s distracted. Inverted DDT and straight into the Texas Cloverleaf.

Hanson: But look, Gabrielle’s back up on the top rope. Diving Forearm smash and the holds broken.

Vinegar: Misery back in the ring and all four of them are going at it now. It’s anarchy out here. Dylan James just threw Crimson Ghost into the crowd.

Hanson: But watch Jack Severino, he’s got Aesc the Dark up. Snake eyes on the barrier!

Vinegar: Gabrielle and Misery trading haymakers in the corner.

Hanson: Chen’s back up and she’s taking it to Christina Adams in the opposite corner. She dragging her away from the turnbuckle, she’s planning something.

Vinegar: Up in the vertical suplex, is this going to be the…

Hanson: Down! DOWN! Take that!

Vinegar: Into the cover.

1!

2!

3!

Hanson: She did it! I told you she’d do it. Didn’t I tell you?

Dennis: Here are your winners, Gabrielle! And Chinatsu Cheeeeeeen!!!

Vinegar: I don’t think Gabrielle noticed what was going on behind her. She doesn’t seem too happy.

Hanson: She won though.

Vinegar: There’s a lot of pride here. I think Gabrielle wanted to make a point by getting the pin.

Gabrielle is shouting at Chen in the middle of the ring though the mics can’t pick up exactly what’s being said. Chen tries to take her hand and hold it up but Gabrielle pulls away. The referee gives Chen her belt back and she slides out of the ring. Crimson Ghost clambers back over the barriers and stands with Chen, holding her hand up as they make their way back up the ramp as her music kicks in again. Gabrielle is still in the middle of the ring shouting up at her, making a belt motion around her waist while Jack Severino steps in to calm her down.

[Lord Hastings]

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for One Fall, and is a Triple Threat Tag Team Encounter…

“Teahouse” Hits the PA and Alex Kiseragi appears underneath the GlobaTron, he throws two right roundhouse kicks, each accompanied by a small pyro, followed by a split legged backflip with a larger pyro.

Dennis: Introducing first, from San Francisco, weighing 176lbs, Alex ‘The Dragon’ KISERAAAAAAGIIIIII!

Alex walks down to the ring, slapping a few outstretched hands as he passes. As he approaches the ring he takes a few quick steps and jumps through the first and second ropes into a roll and up to his feet.

He climbs one turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd. Finally he jumps down and performs a quick karate style kata in the middle of the ring.

Hanson: This guy’s far to clean cut for my liking, seriously what the hell is he doing in GIW?

Vinegar: As much as I love this company, I think I understand what you’re getting at. The guy’s backstage are not exactly the cast of Peanuts…

Hanson: It’s more like the cast of The X-Files…and this guy comes across like the type of kid who enjoys correcting your grammar…can you imagine, Kiseragi giving Aesc the Dark a lesson in punctuation…

Vinegar: That’s a strange, strange concept….one I’m sure Kiseragi isn’t planning on undertaking…

Hanson: Well he’s gonna get a real introduction to crazy pretty soon…

“Bullet with Butterfly Wings” interrupts Kiseragi’s music and begins to play.

Hanson: Speak of the Devil…

Dennis: Introducing his partner, from Houston weighing 224lbs, Andy SAVANAAAAAA!!!!

Andy Savana appears on the ramp way, and starts to make his way down, stretching various parts of his body on the way…

Vinegar: You gotta wonder how ready Savana is for his match at EI8HT, we know the guy has some personality problems, but recently they seem to be spiralling out of control…

Hanson: You can get odd’s of 6-1 that Savana won’t even show at EI8HT, that’s not a bad bet…in fact the 100-1 shot that he’ll be dead before the end of the month could be an even better one…

Vinegar: that’s a disgusting thing to say, especially considering the events of In Your Hands…

Hanson: Sure…wait? What happened at In Your Hands?

Vinegar: Sean Jensen committed suicide on screen…as overly dramatic and implausible as that sounds…

Hanson: Oh yeah…I had forgotten about that…

“Immortal” Starts to play on the arena speaker system, Donovan Hastings pauses on the stage and stretches his arms open and looks to the sky, with his eyes closed.

Vinegar: Lord Hastings has a had a run of real bad luck over the last few weeks, firstly Declan leaves him high and dry, then he lost twice in succession…

Hanson: Controversial defeats Nick, don’t forget the quick count last week, and look who’s officiating again, if it isn’t the man with the lightening arms Owen Peterson, the man fronting the conspiracy against Donovan Hastings…

Vinegar: And Hastings has gone up to Peterson and is giving him a piece of his mind…looks like he’s trying to intimidate him…

Hanson: That’s Bull, he’s making sure he calls this right this time, god help him if he doesn’t…

“Super Rad”

Hanson: It’s Saviour!

Dennis: And his Partner, from Rjek, weighing 223lbs, Captain SAVIOOOOUR!

Vinegar: I would have thought wrestling got in the way of his crime fighting duties…but he seems to be able to continue to keep our planet safe…maybe we should send him to Georgia…

Hanson: Don’t send Saviour anywhere, especially not to Europe…he’s the USA’s hero!

“Faint” by Linking Park begins, but is suddenly mixed with “Wonder Whats next” by Chevelle. Randy Boolzian and Chris Austin both appear underneath the GlobaTron simultaneously. BoolZ has a lit cigarette in his mouth, and a can of Red Bull in one and and two in the other…

Hanson: Three cans? Has the junkie upped his dosage?

Dennis: And their opponents, Chris AUUUUSTIIIIIIN and Randy BOOOOOOOOOLZIAAAAAAN!

BoolZ throws a can to Austin, they both crack the can open, and chug it simultaneously…then spread their arms wide look to the sky and spray the caffeinated substance into the air. The crowd goes wild, both men look to one another and laugh a little, Randy then takes the spare can and downs it in one…then both men sprint to the ring…

Vinegar: Wow, they even planned a humorous joint entrance! These guys have really formed a proper bond over the past few months…

Hanson: You think they have a bond! Please, Travis Roberts and Declan Prescott, now that’s a team…

Vinegar: And what a team they are! Declan has put Travis up against the three men who most want to kill him…

Hanson: Travis will take them out, Declan knows that, I bet Travis wanted that match… and anyway, that title round BoolZ waist, he screwed Austin out of it…

Vinegar: Oh behave, that’s old news, and he didn’t screw him anyway, it was a damn gauntlet match…All three teams are now in the ring, and it looks like Kiseragi, Austin and Hastings are gonna start this one off…and remember folks, all three of these guys, along with Alex Kiseragi will be going head to head at EI8HT in an elimination match to determine who progresses to the Battleground match in just over a months time…

Hanson: Hastings makes the first move and blasts Austin with a standing dropkick, but Kiseragi quickly moves in and hits Hastings with a bicycle kick, taking him to the floor…

Vinegar: Austin is back up quickly though, and he liocks up with Kiseragi, he connects with a knee to the midsection, and then hits ‘The Dragon’ with a blindingly quick suplex, reminiscent of The Dynamite Kid…

Hanson: Before he became wheel chair bound…

Vinegar: That’s just tasteless, anyway Austin is back up and he meets a charging Donovan Hastings with a raised his knee, and The Immortal one goes head first into the canvas, Kiseragi is back on his feet though, and hits Austin with a quick Hip Toss, and then makes his way over to his corner and tags in Andy Savana…

Hanson: hastings is considering tagging in Saviour…but he looks in two minds about it…

Vinegar: And that hesitation has allowed Chris Austin to grab his tights…SCHOOLBOY PIN!

Hanson: Oh god….not again…

1…

2…

Vinegar: No! Savana breaks the count, but it seems Hastings was kicking out anyway. Now Savana takes Austin by the hair, and hits him with a fierce forearm to the face, and then a kick to his knee…and then he tosses him by his hair to the canvas and turns his attention to Hastings…

Hanson: Who hits him with a swinging neckbreaker, and then scrambles to his corner and Tags in Captain Saviour…

Vinegar: Austin is back up and BoolZ is calling for the tag…Austin grabs Savana and walks him over to the corner, and tags in BoolZ…Austing raises him into the powerbomb position as BoolZ climbs the ropes…

Hanson: But Saviour runs the ropes and knocks BoolZ from the top before any double team manoeuvre can be completed…and Savana reverses the powerbomb into a Huricanrana, and Austin flies into the matt, and rolls out of the ring…

Vinegar: And Saviour has got BoolZ and has him in the corner…he’s climbs above BoolZ and begins to punch his head, as the crowd count along…1….2….3….4….5…6….

Hanson: Seems Savana has become easily tired of this 1980’s spot, and pulls Saviour off BoolZ and to the canvas, he then turns to lock up with BoolZ but is met by a big boot to the face…

Vinegar: Randy, then drives Savana’s face into the ground with a running Bulldog, and then hits Saviour with a DDT…he then signals to Austin, who drops from the Canvas and looks under the ring…

Hanson: That’s a drinks cooler…

Vinegar: Tt sure is…Stocked FULL of Red Bull, Austin tosses a can to BoolZ…and Randy cracks it open and pours it into his mouth…

Hanson: Saviour is getting back to his feet though…

Vinegar: BoolZ finishes his beverage and tosses the empty can out of the ring…then leaps onto the second rope…TWISTEDSTEELE! BoolZ hits Saviour with that Springboard twisting shoulder block…

Hanson: Savana though has made the tag, and in comes Kiseragi, and he runs up behind BoolZ launches into the air…SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER!!! ‘The Dragon’ takes this opportunity to make the pin…

1…

2…

Vinegar: But Randy gets his foot on the rope and breaks the count…Saviour though is back on his feet, and grabs Alex around the waist as he gets up…GERMAN SUPLEX! He then runs to the top rope, and awaits Randy who climbs to his feet… FLYING HIGH! He connects with the Cross Body, and hooks the leg…

1…

2…

Hanson: That cheating, walking STI Austin breaks the count…

Vinegar: And is greeted by a spinning heel kick to the face from Alex Kiseragi, and Saviour tags in Donovan Hastings who storms in and drops a Knee to the face of Randy Boolzian…

Hanson: hatsings then turns and lands a right hand on ‘The Dragon’, and then another….and another…he is sending Kiseragi reeling backwards, he then he hits him in the gut…grabs his head…DESTINY’S CALL!!!

Vinegar: ‘The Lord Of Pain’ hits that devastating Brainbuster on Kiseragi…and turns to face BoolZ who is lying on the floor…but with great speed BooLZ launches upwards and hits FLUIDITY! The Kip up flying clothesline from Randy gives him the time to make the tag to Austin…

Hanson: And Kiseragi makes the tag back to Savana, who charges at Austin, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!

Vinegar: Both men take one another out, BoolZ and Kiseragi have yet to leave the ring, both are lying in their respective corners face down…

Hanson: Donovan Hastings being the crafty cat he is, takes this time to drag Austin up and tag in Saviour…he whips Austin to the ropes, hits a drop toe hold, as Saviour climbs the ropes and comes down with a flying leg drop to the back of Austin’s neck…

Vinegar: Owen Peterson tells Hastings he has to leave the ring now, and Hastings doesn’t seem to happy and he shoves Peterson in the chest…and Owen just stands his ground and orders Hastings out, Hasting glares at him for a few moments but then proceeds back to his corner…

Hanson: But in the meantime Savana is back on his feet, as is Randy Boolzian…and Saviour takes BoolZ down with flying elbow…

Vinegar: BUT HE DODGES! Saviour flys into the turnbuckle and crumples onto the floor…

Hanson: the caffeine Junkie shouldn’t even be in the ring, why hasn’t Peterson thrown him out…NICE SHOT KISERAGI!

Vinegar: Kiseragi nails BoolZ with a spear, and takes him to the gorund…it seems Peterson may have lost control of this match…Austin is the other legal man and he finally climbs to his feet…but Kiseragi see’s him and runs…CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP! Both jmen go crashing to the floor…

Hanson: Wait who, apart from Saviour is legal?

Vinegar: I think it’s Austin and Savana…the former of the two is being lifted to his feet by Randy Boolzian, but Savana catches him unawares with an uppercut, SIT DOWN JAWBREAKER!!! Randy BoolZian rolls away in pain…but Saviour catches Savana with a kick to the gut, but it looks like Saviour is running on empty here…

Hanson: So would the other guys if they had been crime fighting all week…

Vinegar: None the less, Saviour takes Savana by the head…and goes for a Suplex…NO! Saviour can’t lift Savana, Savana reverses into a Suplex of his own…NO! Saviour slips behind him…GERMAN SUPLEX! It seems to have taken it out of him though, and he begins to crawl to towards Hastings, he really needs to make this tag…

Hanson: And Austin is now getting back into the ring...followed by Kiseragi, but as they roll in Peterson is all over them, telling them to get out of the ring…Austin begins to argue that he’s the legal man, but Peterson tells him to get out, and give shim agentle shove…both men resign to going back to their corners…and Peterson turns back to the match…

Vinegar: Just as Saviour tags in Hastings…and then collapses in a heap on the floor….Hastings comes in and quickly grabs Savana…he drags him to the top rope on the opposite side of the ring…Hastings climbs, and lifts Savana above his head…INEVITABILITY!!! He goes for the cover…

Hanson: WHAT THE HELL! IT IS A CONSPIRACY!!!

Vinegar: Owen Peterson is adamant no tag was made, he has pulled Hastings off of Savana, and is ordering him out of the ring yet again…it appears he missed the tag from Saviour…

Hanson: It appears he is a cheating piece of excrement with some kind of grudge against Hastings…

Vinegar: Chris Austin reaches over and Gives Peterson a hand by dragging Hastings out of the ring…Saviour climbs to his feet….but Randy Boolzian, who’s been on the floor for a while himself is also back on his feet…

Hanson: And he isn’t the legal man, Austin is…Peterson has made a pigs ear of this one…

Vinegar: Saviour looks round in confusion…only to be met by BoolZ’s face…DISCOMBOOLZALATOR!!!! And he covers…

Hanson: Unbelievable…Peterson is making the count…

1…

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3…

DING!

Dennis: Here are your winners, via pinfall, Chris AUSTIIIIIN and RANDY BOOOOOOOOOOLZIAN!!!!!!

Hanson: What a complete miscarriage of justice…Hastings had that won, he, Austin and Savana were the legal men! Yet this match finishes with a BoolZ pinfall over Saviour….it’s an absolute travesty!

Vinegar: Even I have to admit Owen Peterson didn’t have the best day at the office today!

[Lord Hastings]

Dennis: The following match is a three-on-one handicap match! Because writing out entrances sucks more janglies than Shooter, I'mma let Vinegar and Hanson talk over the top of everything that's going on!!

Hanson: That's a wise decision. I love hearing myself talk!

Vinegar: I've noticed. Nonetheless here comes Travis Roberts doing... enterance stuff...

Hanson: Nick, please, I wasn't done talking.

Vinegar: I'm fully aware of that. Oh, that was quick, Roberts is in the ring and now Deathman is here. The Blessed One looking suspiciously confident. Deathman just looks... well, he's wearing a mask, so I really have no idea how he looks.

Hanson: And now Brandon Brown is coming out. I think Roberts should be confident, Nick. He's one bad ass mofo, after all! Plus, Lord Deathman will probably eat Brandon before the opening bell even sounds, so that's one less guy to worry about.

Vinegar: And now Komosube is coming out, with that Global Title. But what's this? Roberts is having a mic passed to him by Dennis, as the Champ climbs into the ring. And Roberts has... well, he's turned his back on his three opponents. He's just staring up the entrance ramp. Don't tell me he came to work high!

Hanson: He could win this match stoned and drunk!

Roberts: When you give the dregs of society something to speak about, it's amazing how every last one of them all come to the same, retarded conclusion. All week Travis Roberts has been hearing about 'Declan Prescott's betrayal', 'the implosion of The Revolution' and 'the idiocy of Travis Roberts'. People speak to The Blessed One as if he's a dead man walking, but they all fail to notice that The Headliner isn't afraid. Not in the least. Hell, they seem to be completely oblivious to the annoyed disappointment in The TWiSTeD Icon's voice. The fact the world and, more specifically, GIW can be populated by such mental deficiency every way The Blessed One looks proves that The Revolution has their work cut out for them.

Roberts: People act as if Travis Roberts has been cut down. As if he didn't consent to this match. As if he looks at that bloated, hypocritical, puppet Champion and the two rejects the fat man beat and sees them as worthy opponents. In reality, The Blessed One and The Heart And Soul Of GIW made this match for one reason. So The Revolution could demonstrate to the world exactly where the Global Title is at right now. And that's so low it's not even worth The Headliner's time. To show how much Komosube has disgraced that once prestigious Title. If any of those three wanted to attack The Blessed One, they could just go ahead and do it right now. After all, that's the only way any of them could stand up to The Headliner, anyway. If he was aiming his back at them, not even concerned enough to look at their unworthy faces.

Vinegar: Deathman is visibly shaking! I think he's about to explode with rage!

Roberts: Come on, then. The Headliner is waiting. Go ahead and do what you all do best.

Vinegar: DEATHMAN'S GOING FOR IT! HE SWINGS LIKE A MADMAN - BUT KOMOSUBE STOPS HIM!!!

Hanson: Ha! The big fatty is blubbering something about respect and honour. Wait, how can Lord Deathman even understand him?! Hold on, how can I even understand him?!

Vinegar: I don't think Deathman knows or cares what Komosube is saying! THE GENERAL JUST PUNCHED OUR CHAMPION STRAIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

Hanson: But Komo ain't gon' have any of that! He charges at Lord Deathman and belts him with a clothesline!!

Vinegar: Deathman goes falling to his knees, but is quick back up and thumps Komo with a big boot right to the face! Komo coming back with a THUNDEROUS knife hand chop to the chest! And now Roberts has turned to his opponents and he seems to like what he sees!

Hanson: And who can blame him? At this rate, he's gonna win the match!

Vinegar: Maybe not, as he's climbing out of the ring and heading backstage, whole Komo and Deathman still exchanging blows. Now Brown is trying to break it up, but The General hits him with a massive fist to the face!

Hanson: And Komosube uses this distraction to whip The General to the ropes! He's shaking his bosoms, as if ready to attack on the rebound!

Vinegar: But Deathman counters the whip with a whip of his own and sends Komosube blasting right into Brandon Brown!!

Hanson: Damn, Brown stood up from that fist just in time to be run over by Komo's enormous man titties! Sucks to be him...

Vinegar: And now Deathman has hold of the Global Champ AND IS GOING FOR THE TEN MEGA-TON!!! BUT KOMOSUBE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, FREES HIMSELF AND PLANTS DEATHMAN WITH A POWER BOMB!! BUT BROWN OUT OF NOWHERE, TAKES KOMO DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK!!!

Hanson: Ha! And after everything they said about The Revolution, they've turned on each other already!

Vinegar: I think Brown thought Komo was attacking him, when, in reality, it was Deathman's doing!

Roberts: Ehehehe! You three are even more pathetic than The Headliner gave you credit for. The Revolution has you at each other's throats already! And you really think you can stand up to the combined power of Travis Roberts and Declan Prescott?! You guys are a joke!

Hanson: HA! Roberts is right! Those three jokers suck Komosube amounts of janglies.

Roberts: The Blessed One will tell you what. Here are some challengers that are more of an appropriate level for you three. It's obvious Travis Roberts is way too far beyond your miserable league. So where are they?

Vinegar: No way...

Hanson: AHAHAHA! It's Bones, Professor Bling and Jason Reeves! I guess we're gonna see a six man tag match now!

Vinegar: This is just insulting. Brown doesn't seem happy at all. Reeves slides into the ring. BOOM! SUPERKICK! Here comes Bones. BAM! Brainbuster! Now in slides Bling. BANG! GTS!

Hanson: Now Brown doesn't seem to know which one he wants to pin. So many choices...

Vinegar: And he's placed a foot on Bling's lifeless chest. Burke starting the count. One! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a travesty. Two! I was looking forward to seeing Roberts get his ass whipped to the point of stupidity, just like Savior last week. Thre - WHAT?!?!?!?!

Hanson: Lord Deathman with a clubbing blow from behind, breaks the count! Now he's pulling Bling up and looking for the Death Note!

Vinegar: I guess Deathman isn't done destroying these guys, BUT BROWN DOESN'T CARE! SUPERKI - NO!!! DEATHMAN SAVES HIMSELF BY THROWING OUR HEAD OF SECURITY RIGHT INTO BROWN!!!

Hanson: Brown is quick back up and getting in Lord Deathman's face! The li'l guy is gon' get creamed!

Vinegar: But now Komosube is back up! He's marching towards Brown, looking ready to kill. HE RAISES HIS ARMS AND.... wha?

Hanson: He's putting his arms up between Brown and Lord D-Mike!

Vinegar: Komo calling for peace! And now he places his foot on the chest of Bones! Deathman does the same to Reeves and Brown the same to Bling! All three men making the cover here! One! Two! Three!

Dennis: Urgh... here are your winners, via a total ass kicking... KOMOSUUUUUUUUUUUUBE, LOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRD DEATHMAAAAAAAAAAAAN AND BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRROWN!!!!

Vinegar: They proved that they can work together, Daniel!

Hanson: And Roberts is applauding their efforts, Nick. That's the biggest accomplishment those three could ever hope to attain - a clap from Travis Roberts!

Vinegar: Not the clap, right? Coz I heard that's why Declan had to stop wrestling...

Hanson: You'll pay for your words, scum!

Vinegar: And Travis Roberts may pay for his actions in a week's time, when he faces The General Of Destruction at EI8HT! We hope you can join us for what promises to be one hell of an event, ladies and gentlemen! Until then, I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with Daniel Hanson, calling it a night. Have a pleasant week.

Hanson: And remember to vote for Travis Roberts in the Global Title vote!

Vinegar: Idiot...

[Lord Hastings]

Sentinel 16 / 8 / 08 Credits

Gaffney vs Pax
Hiroshima

Triple Threat Singles Match
Dylan James

Women’s Tag team Match
Alex Kiseragi

Triple Threat Tag Team Match
Travis Roberts

Main Event
The Birthday Boy: Declan Prescott

Editor
Travis Roberts