Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 18:28:26 GMT -5
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall Chinatsu Chen as the special guest referee!
Hanson: Hey, what about the show intro?
Vinegar: FUCK THE SHOW INTRO!
Hanson: o.O Okay then…
‘Warrior’s Code’ by Dropkick Murphys hits the p.a. and the crowd gives a roaring ovation as Chen enters the stage wearing the white strips of a ref.
Hanson: Where, good idea, Nick. To hell with the intro. Means we get to see Chinatsu that much faster! Look at her! All kinda bubbly and bouncy!
Vinegar: Well the ‘Oriental Firecracker’ has her work cut out for herself tonight trying to keep control of this next match.
Hanson: You know she doesn’t like that nickname, and neither do I. People are Asian, rugs are oriental.
Vinegar: Huh?
Dennis: And introducing first standing five foot four inches, weighting in at 120 pounds, this is Chassie Lynn Fear!
‘Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide’ by Shinedown kicks in as the lights dim. As the music kicks up a white strobe light keeps the beat. Swiftly without hesitation Chassie enters the stage, looks around, and then sprints to the ring sliding under the bottom rope not effected by the small reaction she received from all but the die hardest of hardcore fans.
Vinegar: And talk about opportunity. Chassie with a chance with the Women’s Champion tonight.
Hanson: Oh I thought you were talking about Gabrielle’s past with Raiana. Way to get my hopes up.
Dennis: And her opponent at five foot six inches, 130 pounds, she is the GIW Women’s Champion! She is Gabrielle Maddison Montgomery!
‘Envy’ by KHZ kicks in and the fans do what they can to drown out the song. Gabrielle slowly walks out from behind the curtain with the GIW Women’s Title around her caramel toned waist. Calmly she walks down the ramp and into the ring the whole time eyeing Chen.
Hanson: Oh just like my dream! Starts with that chipper little squirt Chinatsu, and the girls just keep on coming!
Vinegar: Yeah I’m sure most of our at home fans can relate with that, and frankly that makes me a little sad for the future.
Hanson: Like I care about your feelings. And speaking of feelings I wonder what Chen feels like now checking both of these fine little competitors.
Vinegar: Chen taking her task seriously, and checking both ladies for foreign objects much to the fans approval it seems.
Hanson: Fans wait a minute these little pervs better not be ogling my delicate little flower!
Vinegar: And that ends that. The ‘Diamond Princess’ clearly taking exception to having Chinatsu checking her boots. Gabby now yelling at the former champion to start the match.
Hanson: Well there’s the bell. Time for some girl on girl action!
Vinegar: It looks like a collar elbow tie up, no Gabrielle now backing out, and again yelling at the ref.
Hanson: What the hell? I think she’s saying something about being too close, but I don’t see how Chinatsu could ever be ‘too close’!
Vinegar: And listen the fans give it to the Champ!
Hanson: Figures you’d be using the wrong sense. Look at that look on Chassie’s face, I don’t think she liked the tease there.
Vinegar: Well lets try this again then. Collar and elbow tie up, no! Again Gabby backs out, and proceeds to bark instructions to Chen.
Hanson: Well I guess when you’re that hot and talented the ref should probably just stay out of the way and give the ‘Caramel Skinned Sexpot’ room to manoeuvre. Maybe she should come out and take a seat near me.
Vinegar: Chen taking it in stride of course, and she takes an exaggerated step back.
Hanson: Alright my turn. Collar and elbow lock up, NO vicious slap from ‘The Dark Rose’! Come on, I think that was a closed fist!
Vinegar: Well the ref disagrees, and the fans loved it much to Ms. Montgomery’s displeasure. Maybe this time we can actually start the match.
Hanson: Well now it’s Chassie calling for the tie up, Gabby makes sure Chinatsu is where she told her to stand, and we have a tie up!
Vinegar: Hold on just a second, Gabrielle with a hair pull and Chass is down, she hooks the leg, Chen scrambles to make a count, ONE, Chassie fighting, TWO, GABBY’S GOT THE ROPES, THREE!!!
Hanson: Wait that’s it? They aren’t even sweating yet!
Dennis; Ladies and gentlemen here is you winner I guess, GIW Womens Champion Gabrielle Maddison Montgomery!
Vinegar: I don’t think these fans liked that one bit! Gabrielle wins it with a pull of the hair, and the help from the ropes! And now it looks like she’s yelling at Chen about a slow count! What is going on?
Hanson: Fans? I don’t think Chassie liked it! She rolled out of the ring in disbelief, and wasted no time she’s got a chair!
Vinegar: Well Gabby pulls Chen in the middle, and she takes off to the back!
Hanson: Well good maybe I’ll get my Chassie on Chen action then.
Vinegar: Looks unlikely as Chassie looks at the spunky Chen, drops the chair in disbelief, and follows to the back. This one is in the books folks.
Hanson: Hey, what about the show intro?
Vinegar: FUCK THE SHOW INTRO!
Hanson: o.O Okay then…
‘Warrior’s Code’ by Dropkick Murphys hits the p.a. and the crowd gives a roaring ovation as Chen enters the stage wearing the white strips of a ref.
Hanson: Where, good idea, Nick. To hell with the intro. Means we get to see Chinatsu that much faster! Look at her! All kinda bubbly and bouncy!
Vinegar: Well the ‘Oriental Firecracker’ has her work cut out for herself tonight trying to keep control of this next match.
Hanson: You know she doesn’t like that nickname, and neither do I. People are Asian, rugs are oriental.
Vinegar: Huh?
Dennis: And introducing first standing five foot four inches, weighting in at 120 pounds, this is Chassie Lynn Fear!
‘Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide’ by Shinedown kicks in as the lights dim. As the music kicks up a white strobe light keeps the beat. Swiftly without hesitation Chassie enters the stage, looks around, and then sprints to the ring sliding under the bottom rope not effected by the small reaction she received from all but the die hardest of hardcore fans.
Vinegar: And talk about opportunity. Chassie with a chance with the Women’s Champion tonight.
Hanson: Oh I thought you were talking about Gabrielle’s past with Raiana. Way to get my hopes up.
Dennis: And her opponent at five foot six inches, 130 pounds, she is the GIW Women’s Champion! She is Gabrielle Maddison Montgomery!
‘Envy’ by KHZ kicks in and the fans do what they can to drown out the song. Gabrielle slowly walks out from behind the curtain with the GIW Women’s Title around her caramel toned waist. Calmly she walks down the ramp and into the ring the whole time eyeing Chen.
Hanson: Oh just like my dream! Starts with that chipper little squirt Chinatsu, and the girls just keep on coming!
Vinegar: Yeah I’m sure most of our at home fans can relate with that, and frankly that makes me a little sad for the future.
Hanson: Like I care about your feelings. And speaking of feelings I wonder what Chen feels like now checking both of these fine little competitors.
Vinegar: Chen taking her task seriously, and checking both ladies for foreign objects much to the fans approval it seems.
Hanson: Fans wait a minute these little pervs better not be ogling my delicate little flower!
Vinegar: And that ends that. The ‘Diamond Princess’ clearly taking exception to having Chinatsu checking her boots. Gabby now yelling at the former champion to start the match.
Hanson: Well there’s the bell. Time for some girl on girl action!
Vinegar: It looks like a collar elbow tie up, no Gabrielle now backing out, and again yelling at the ref.
Hanson: What the hell? I think she’s saying something about being too close, but I don’t see how Chinatsu could ever be ‘too close’!
Vinegar: And listen the fans give it to the Champ!
Hanson: Figures you’d be using the wrong sense. Look at that look on Chassie’s face, I don’t think she liked the tease there.
Vinegar: Well lets try this again then. Collar and elbow tie up, no! Again Gabby backs out, and proceeds to bark instructions to Chen.
Hanson: Well I guess when you’re that hot and talented the ref should probably just stay out of the way and give the ‘Caramel Skinned Sexpot’ room to manoeuvre. Maybe she should come out and take a seat near me.
Vinegar: Chen taking it in stride of course, and she takes an exaggerated step back.
Hanson: Alright my turn. Collar and elbow lock up, NO vicious slap from ‘The Dark Rose’! Come on, I think that was a closed fist!
Vinegar: Well the ref disagrees, and the fans loved it much to Ms. Montgomery’s displeasure. Maybe this time we can actually start the match.
Hanson: Well now it’s Chassie calling for the tie up, Gabby makes sure Chinatsu is where she told her to stand, and we have a tie up!
Vinegar: Hold on just a second, Gabrielle with a hair pull and Chass is down, she hooks the leg, Chen scrambles to make a count, ONE, Chassie fighting, TWO, GABBY’S GOT THE ROPES, THREE!!!
Hanson: Wait that’s it? They aren’t even sweating yet!
Dennis; Ladies and gentlemen here is you winner I guess, GIW Womens Champion Gabrielle Maddison Montgomery!
Vinegar: I don’t think these fans liked that one bit! Gabrielle wins it with a pull of the hair, and the help from the ropes! And now it looks like she’s yelling at Chen about a slow count! What is going on?
Hanson: Fans? I don’t think Chassie liked it! She rolled out of the ring in disbelief, and wasted no time she’s got a chair!
Vinegar: Well Gabby pulls Chen in the middle, and she takes off to the back!
Hanson: Well good maybe I’ll get my Chassie on Chen action then.
Vinegar: Looks unlikely as Chassie looks at the spunky Chen, drops the chair in disbelief, and follows to the back. This one is in the books folks.